Absurd Hypotheticals

Absurd Hypotheticals Podcast

Absurd Hypotheticals is a comedy podcast where co-hosts Chris Yee, Marcus Lehner, and Ben Storms answer ridiculous questions in funny ways. What if you had the ability to perfectly train whales? What if all paper disappeared? Tune in to find out. New episode every Monday.

Episode 75: What if no one could go outside?
Support Us On Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/absurdhypotheticals Absurd Hypotheticals Store: https://www.nerdchomp.com/ahstoreOn this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms answer this very important question:What if no one could go outside?Time Stamps[00:00:44] Ben’s Answer - Will We Survive?[00:11:53] Chris’s Answer - Vitamin D[00:26:53] Marcus’s Answer - Emergency Services[00:38:12] Would you rather: battle pirates OR vikings?[00:44:56] OutroSend us questions to answe...

Episode 75: What if no one could go outside?
Support Us On Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/absurdhypotheticals Absurd Hypotheticals Store: https://www.nerdchomp.com/ahstoreOn this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms answer this very important question:What if no one could go outside?Time Stamps[00:00:44] Ben’s Answer - Will We Survive?[00:11:53] Chris’s Answer - Vitamin D[00:26:53] Marcus’s Answer - Emergency Services[00:38:12] Would you rather: battle pirates OR vikings?[00:44:56] OutroSend us questions to answe...

A fight about a fight - Behind the Scenes (Preview)
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Episode 74: What if life was like a board game?
Support Us On Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/absurdhypotheticalsAbsurd Hypotheticals Store: https://www.nerdchomp.com/ahstoreOn this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms answer this very important question:What if life was like a board game?Time Stamps[00:00:35] Pet Acupuncture[00:06:05] Ben’s Answer - Monopoly[00:19:05] Chris’s Answer - The Game of Life[00:32:33] Marcus’s Answer - Dungeons and Dragons[00:44:12] Would you rather: wrap everything you eat with bacon OR s...

Episode 73: What if Earth was made of Thanksgiving dinner?
Support Us On Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/absurdhypotheticalsAbsurd Hypotheticals Store: https://www.nerdchomp.com/ahstoreOn this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms answer this very important question:What if Earth was made of Thanksgiving dinner??Time Stamps[00:00:35] Chris found a ruler in his bed[00:06:05] Ben’s Answer - Mashed Potato Mountains[00:21:15] Chris’s Answer - Tectonic Pie Crust[00:34:17] Marcus’s Answer - Does Earth Form?[00:48:40] Would you rather:...

Episode 72: What if you got 1% stronger every month?
Support Us On Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/absurdhypotheticalsAbsurd Hypotheticals Store: https://www.nerdchomp.com/ahstoreOn this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms answer this very important question:What if you got 1% stronger every month?Time Stamps[00:00:35] Worst Hitmen Ever[00:05:20] Marcus’s Answer - Strongman[00:18:19] Chris’s Answer - Too Strong[00:33:22] Ben’s Answer - Live in Isolation[00:44:39] JPEG wins an Emmy?[00:47:08] Would you rather: go to a can...


Episode 71: Mario vs Link vs Samus - Who would win in a fight?
Support Us On Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/absurdhypotheticalsAbsurd Hypotheticals Store: https://www.nerdchomp.com/ahstoreOn this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms answer this very important question:Which Nintendo character would win in a fight?Time Stamps[00:00:35] Nashville Party Vehicles[00:04:20] The Fighters[00:07:06] Chris’s Answer - Mario[00:18:03] Ben’s Answer - Samus[00:32:32] Marcus’s Answer - Link[00:42:04] The Fight[00:53:48] Would you rather: read 1...

Episode 70: Lightning Round 7
Support Us On Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/absurdhypotheticalsAbsurd Hypotheticals Store: https://www.nerdchomp.com/ahstoreOn this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms answer lots of questions in our seventh lightning round episode.Time Stamps[00:00:36] Salem in October[00:05:02] What if you had an immovable object?[00:09:47] What if all cotton turned into cotton candy?[00:13:30] What if everything you touched turned to gold?[00:17:01] What if our teeth were like sha...

Are we too old for candy? - Behind the Scenes (Preview)
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Episode 69: How to survive the zombie apocalypse...on a budget
Support Us On Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/absurdhypotheticalsAbsurd Hypotheticals Store: https://www.nerdchomp.com/ahstoreOn this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms answer this very important question:What if an element on the periodic table was missing?Time Stamps[00:01:06] Wendy’s RPG[00:03:29] Ben’s Answer - $10,000[00:18:52] Chris’s Answer - $100[00:32:50] Marcus’s Answer - $1,000,000[00:45:01] Would you rather: have to sleep in a coffin OR live in a giant pum...

Episode 68: What if an element on the periodic table was missing?
Support Us On Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/absurdhypotheticalsAbsurd Hypotheticals Store: https://www.nerdchomp.com/ahstoreOn this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms answer this very important question:What if an element on the periodic table was missing?Time Stamps[00:00:35] Ben’s Wedding[00:05:47] Marcus’s Answer - Hydrogen[00:21:02] Ben’s Answer - Carbon[00:34:04] Chris’s Answer - Synthetic Elements[00:47:00] Would you rather: grow hair 10 times as fast OR be co...

Episode 67: How would an underwater city work?
Support Us On Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/absurdhypotheticalsAbsurd Hypotheticals Store: https://www.nerdchomp.com/ahstoreOn this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms answer this very important question:How would an underwater city work?Time Stamps[00:00:35] $5 Experiment Update[00:06:38] Chris’s Answer - Water Pressure[00:26:09] Marcus’s Answer - Energy and Heat[00:36:39] Ben’s Answer - Food and Supplies[00:54:57] Would you rather: drive on the wrong side of the ro...


Episode 66: What if dragons were real?
Support Us On Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/absurdhypotheticalsAbsurd Hypotheticals Store: https://www.nerdchomp.com/ahstoreOn this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms answer this very important question:What if dragons were real?Time Stamps[00:00:35] $5 Experiment[00:08:04] Ben’s Answer - Hoarding Gold[00:19:53] Marcus’s Answer - Flying and Breathing Fire[00:35:40] Chris’s Answer - Chinese Dragons[00:46:02] Would you rather: control the weather OR talk to dead peopl...

Behind the Scenes: Episode 6 (Preview)
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Episode 65: What if you had octopus arms?
Support Us On Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/absurdhypotheticalsAbsurd Hypotheticals Store: https://www.nerdchomp.com/ahstoreOn this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms answer this very important question:What if you had octopus arms?Time Stamps[00:00:35] Roller Coasters Fears[00:04:39] Marcus’s Answer - Rock Climbing[00:22:25] Ben’s Answer - Cooking[00:35:17] Chris’s Answer - Crimes[00:48:19] Would you rather: not be able to wear black OR white?[00:51:49] OutroSend u...


Episode 64: What if all lead turned to gold?
Support Us On Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/absurdhypotheticalsAbsurd Hypotheticals Store: https://www.nerdchomp.com/ahstoreOn this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms answer this very important question:What if all lead turned to gold?Time Stamps[00:00:35] Star Wars Lego Investment[00:05:32] Ben’s Answer - Value of Gold[00:19:19] Chris’s Answer - Lead Poisoning[00:29:58] Marcus’s Answer - Outer Space[00:42:36] Would you rather: have your elbows connected to each oth...

Episode 63: What if Earth was perfectly smooth?
Support Us On Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/absurdhypotheticalsAbsurd Hypotheticals Store: https://www.nerdchomp.com/ahstoreOn this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms answer this very important question:What if Earth was perfectly smooth?Time Stamps[00:00:35] Dungeons and Dragons[00:04:37] Chris’s Answer - Rain[00:22:02] Ben’s Answer - Transportation[00:35:50] Marcus’s Answer - Hunting[00:50:49] Would you rather: have a nosebleed that won’t stop OR live in a room th...

Episode 62: Timmy Turner vs Jimmy Neutron vs Invader Zim - Who would win in a fight?
Support Us On Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/absurdhypotheticalsAbsurd Hypotheticals Store: https://www.nerdchomp.com/ahstoreOn this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms answer this very important question:Who would win in a fight between Timmy Turner, Jimmy Neutron, and Invader Zim?Time Stamps[00:00:35] Voice Actors[00:06:01] Chris’s Fighter - Jimmy Neutron[00:11:15] Ben’s Answer - Invader Zim[00:21:14] Marcus’s Answer - Timmy Turner[00:29:53] The Fight[00:52:49] Woul...


Behind the Scenes: Episode 5 (Preview)
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Episode 61: How would sports work without gravity? (feat. Bill Hobson)
Check out Bill Hobson’s stuff below:The Big Impact: http://bigimpactpodcast.com/Fore Golfers Network: http://www.foregolfersnetwork.com/Marriage Talk: http://www.marriagetalk.org/Support Us On Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/absurdhypotheticalsAbsurd Hypotheticals Store: https://www.nerdchomp.com/ahstoreOn this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, Ben Storms, and Bill Hobson answer this very important question:How would sports work without gravity?Time Stamps[00:00:39] Bill Hobson and...

Behind the Scenes: Episode 4 (Preview)
For access to all of our behind the scenes episodes, support us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/absurdhypotheticalsListen to another behind the scenes episode where we talk about our recent guest episodes, complain about horrible internet connections, and discuss this month's questions. Tune into this Hypotheti-COOLEST exclusive episode....


Episode 60: Lightning Round 6
Support Us On Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/absurdhypotheticalsAbsurd Hypotheticals Store: https://www.nerdchomp.com/ahstoreOn this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms answer lots of questions in our sixth lightning round episode.Time Stamps[00:00:36] Marcus is sick again![00:04:26] What if every animal glowed like a firefly?[00:11:43] What if you always had to rhyme your sentences?[00:15:03] What if you could hear people’s thoughts?[00:19:28] What if everyone could ...

Episode 59: What if people had to hibernate? (feat. Jason Paul)
Support Us On Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/absurdhypotheticalsAbsurd Hypotheticals Store: https://www.nerdchomp.com/ahstoreOn this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, Ben Storms, and Jason Paul answer this very important question:What if people had to hibernate?Time Stamps[00:00:35] How did we meet Jason?[00:02:25] Marcus’s Answer - Power and Food[00:14:24] Jason’s Answer - Social Impacts[00:24:30] Chris’s Answer - How to Gain Fat[00:41:18] Would you rather: box a kangaroo OR tuss...

Episode 58: What if sound was visible?
Support Us On Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/absurdhypotheticalsAbsurd Hypotheticals Store: https://www.nerdchomp.com/ahstoreOn this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms answer this very important question:What if sound was visible?Time Stamps[00:00:35] Zombie Tree[00:06:00] Chris’s Answer - Cars[00:21:23] Ben’s Answer - Entertainment[00:34:31] Marcus’s Answer - Why Can’t We See Sound?[00:43:42] Would you rather: be rebuilt as a machine OR as an animal?[00:51:19] Outro...


Episode 57: Which soda mascot would win in a fight?
Support Us On Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/absurdhypotheticalsAbsurd Hypotheticals Store: https://www.nerdchomp.com/ahstoreOn this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms answer this very important question:Which soda mascot would win in a fight?Time Stamps[00:00:35] Fidgeting[00:05:19] Marcus’s Fighter - Cool Spot (7-Up)[00:14:51] Chris’s Fighter - Pepsiman (Pepsi)[00:25:53] Ben’s Fighter - Polar Bear (Coke)[00:34:45] The Fight[00:48:37] Would you rather: age backward ...

Episode 56: What if you had to make every decision with a coin flip?
Support Us On Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/absurdhypotheticalsAbsurd Hypotheticals Store: https://www.nerdchomp.com/ahstoreOn this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms answer this very important question:What if you had to make every decision with a coin flip?Time Stamps[00:00:35] Board Games Convention[00:06:50] Marcus’s Answer - Daily Life[00:23:16] Ben’s Answer - Gambling[00:36:40] Chris’s Answer - Can We Control It?[00:50:16] Would you rather: have your entire bo...

Episode 55: What if video game items existed in real life? (feat. Zach Bohannon)
Check Out Zach Bohannon’s Books At: https://moltenuniversemedia.com/Listen To The Career Author Podcast At: https://thecareerauthor.com/podcast/Support Us On Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/absurdhypotheticalsAbsurd Hypotheticals Store: https://www.nerdchomp.com/ahstoreOn this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Chris Yee, Ben Storms, and Zach Bohannon answer this very important question:What if video game items existed in real life?Time Stamps[00:00:38] Who is Zach Bohannon?[00:04:31] Ben’s Answer - The Hook...


Episode 54: What if Earth had no magnetic field?
Support Us On Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/absurdhypotheticalsAbsurd Hypotheticals Store: https://www.nerdchomp.com/ahstoreOn this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms answer this very important question:What if RED, WHITE, and BLUE were the only colors?Time Stamps[00:00:35] Ben’s 10 Year High School Reunion[00:07:40] Chris’s Answer - Nature[00:23:58] Ben’s Answer - Art[00:36:34] Marcus’s Answer - Information[00:51:23] Would you rather: moan louder every time the cas...

Episode 53: What if birds didn't exist? (feat. Alex Williams)
Check Out Alex Williams On His Website: https://www.knightworthy.comSupport Us On Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/absurdhypotheticalsAbsurd Hypotheticals Store: https://www.nerdchomp.com/ahstoreOn this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Alex Williams answer this very important question:What if birds didn’t exist?Time Stamps[00:00:31] Who is Alex Williams?[00:09:32] Chris’s Answer - Food[00:22:08] Alex’s Answer - Evolution[00:33:32] Marcus’s Answer - Vultures[00:51:01] Would you ...

Behind the Scenes: Episode 3 (Preview)
For access to all of our behind the scenes episodes, support us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/absurdhypotheticalsListen to another behind the scenes episode where we talk about the creation of our logo, reflect on the origins of the show, and discuss this month's questions. Tune into this Hypotheti-COOLEST exclusive episode....


Episode 52: What if RED, WHITE, and BLUE were the only colors?
Support Us On Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/absurdhypotheticalsAbsurd Hypotheticals Store: https://www.nerdchomp.com/ahstoreOn this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms answer this very important question:What if RED, WHITE, and BLUE were the only colors?Time Stamps[00:00:35] Ben’s 10 Year High School Reunion[00:07:40] Chris’s Answer - Nature[00:23:58] Ben’s Answer - Art[00:36:34] Marcus’s Answer - Information[00:51:23] Would you rather: moan louder every time the cas...

Episode 51: What if you got 1% faster every month?
Support Us On Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/absurdhypotheticalsAbsurd Hypotheticals Store: https://www.nerdchomp.com/ahstoreOn this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms answer this very important question:What if you got 1% faster every month?Time Stamps[00:00:35] Ben’s Car Problems[00:08:26] Ben’s Answer - Running Fast[00:23:04] Marcus’s Answer - Kicking Fast[00:37:36] Chris’s Answer - Mundane Tasks Fast[00:50:49] Would you rather: be able to run 100 MPH OR fly 10 MP...

Episode 50: Lightning Round 5
Support Us On Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/absurdhypotheticalsAbsurd Hypotheticals Store: https://www.nerdchomp.com/ahstoreOn this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms answer lots of questions in our fifth lightning round episode.Time Stamps[00:00:35] Hotel Showers[00:11:07] What if all sidewalks were conveyor belts?[00:16:23] What if stairs didn’t exist?[00:20:30] What if there was a bottomless hole?[00:28:12] What if all animals had giraffe necks?[00:33:35] What if...


Episode 49: Best/Worst Animal Dads
Support Us On Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/absurdhypotheticalsAbsurd Hypotheticals Store: https://www.nerdchomp.com/ahstoreOn this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms answer this very important question:What are nature’s best/worst dads?Time Stamps[00:00:35] Marcus Complains[00:07:00] Best Animal Dad Bracket[00:07:56] Greater Flamingo vs Praying Mantis[00:11:31] Seahorse vs Red Fox[00:16:49] Arowana vs Emperor Penguin[00:22:58] Antechinus vs Rhea[00:28:24] Best Anim...

Behind the Scenes: Episode 2 (Preview)
For access to all of our behind the scenes episodes, support us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/absurdhypotheticalsListen to another behind the scenes episode where we talk about recent changes to the show, reveal our research process for each question, and discuss this month's hypotheticals. Tune into this Hypotheti-COOLEST exclusive episode....

Episode 48: What if you could perfectly train snakes?
Support Us On Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/absurdhypotheticalsAbsurd Hypotheticals Store: https://www.nerdchomp.com/ahstoreOn this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms answer this very important question:What if you could perfectly train snakes?Time Stamps[00:00:35] Marcus’s Brand New Nephew[00:05:06] Chris’s Answer - Flying Snakes[00:15:18] Ben’s Answer - Heat Vision[00:25:12] Marcus’s Answer - Snake Heist[00:38:47] Would you rather: only be able to whisper OR shout...


Episode 47: Mr. Peanut vs Chester Cheetah vs Kool-Aid Man - Who would win in a fight?
Support Us On Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/absurdhypotheticalsAbsurd Hypotheticals Store: https://www.nerdchomp.com/ahstore On this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms answer this very important question:Which snack mascot would win in a fight?Time Stamps[00:00:35] Broken Toilet[00:06:57] Marcus’s Fighter - Mr. Peanut[00:15:02] Chris’s Fighter - Chester Cheetah[00:25:05] Ben’s Fighter - Kool-Aid Man[00:33:29] The Fight[00:44:57] Would you rather be: unbearably ugly ...

Episode 46: What if the speed of light was 30 mph?
Support Us On Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/absurdhypotheticalsAbsurd Hypotheticals Store: https://www.nerdchomp.com/ahstore On this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms answer this very important question:What if the speed of light was 30 mph?Time Stamps[00:00:35] Roller Coaster Catapult[00:04:37] Marcus’s Answer - Special Relativity[00:17:05] Chris’s Answer - Not Special Relativity[00:32:45] Ben’s Answer - Animals[00:44:02] Would you rather: see 10 minutes into your...

Episode 45: What if all sports were in a swimming pool?
Support Us On Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/absurdhypotheticalsOn this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms answer this very important question:What if all sports were in a swimming pool?Time Stamps[00:00:35] Farting Lawsuit[00:07:41] Chris’s Answer - Basketball[00:15:33] Ben’s Answer - Tennis[00:26:13] Marcus’s Answer - Polo[00:35:13] Would you rather: be super fast OR be super strong[00:38:44] OutroSend us questions to answer on the show at: absurdhypotheticals@gmai...


Episode 44: Best/Worst Animal Moms
Support Us On Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/absurdhypotheticalsOn this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms answer this very important question:What are nature’s best/worst moms?Time Stamps[00:00:36] Planning Ben’s Birthday Party[00:07:48] Best Animal Mom Bracket[00:08:28] Koala vs. Polar Bear[00:14:34] Orangutan vs. House Sparrow[00:20:14] Emperor Penguin vs. Red-Knobbed Hornbill[00:24:53] Chicken vs. Octopus[00:28:18] Best Animal Mom Semi-Finals[00:32:40] Best Anima...

Behind the Scenes: Episode 1
In this free behind the scenes look at Absurd Hypotheticals, we talk about how we choose our hypothetical questions, reveal some of our rejected questions, and reflect on episodes from the past month. For future behind the scenes episodes, become a patron. We release a new one on the first Friday of every month. Thank you for your support!Support Us On Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/absurdhypotheticalsTime Stamps[00:00:43] Our new Patreon page[00:03:08] Changing the format of Absurd Hypotheticals[00:12:33...

Episode 43: What If Country Borders Were Uncrossable?
Visit Our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/absurdhypotheticalsOn this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms answer this very important question:What if country borders were uncrossable?Time Stamps[00:00:35] Format Change and Patreon[00:04:28] Ben’s Answer - Shipping/Goods[00:16:05] Chris’s Answer - Tourism[00:24:20] Marcus’s Answer - Belgium/Netherlands[00:37:50] Would you rather: have 2 extra arms OR have 2 extra legs[00:44:08] OutroSend us questions to answer on the sho...


Episode 42: Cartoon Fight and Real Pokemon
Send us questions to answer on the show at: absurdhypotheticals@gmail.comOn this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms answer these very important questions:Which cartoon would win in a fight? (Cartoon Network Edition)What if pokemon were real?Time Stamps[00:00:36] Cartoon Network Connected Universe[00:05:25] Cartoon Fight: Ben’s Answer - Dexter[00:12:13] Cartoon Fight: Chris’s Answer - Samurai Jack[00:17:32] Cartoon Fight: Marcus’s Answer - Powerpuff Girls[00:22:48] Cart...

Episode 41: Fast Plants and Pet Dinosaurs
Send us questions to answer on the show at: absurdhypotheticals@gmail.comOn this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms answer these very important questions:What if all plants grew as fast as bamboo?What if you had a pet dinosaur?Time Stamps[00:00:36] Garfield Phones[00:06:39] Fast Plants: Chris’s Answer - Grass[00:14:32] Fast Plants: Ben’s Answer - Farming[00:23:26] Fast Plants: Marcus’s Answer - Which Plants Thrive?[00:29:21] Middle of the Podcast Break[00:30:47] Dinosa...

Episode 40: Lightning Round 4
Send us questions to answer on the show at: absurdhypotheticals@gmail.comOn this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms answer lots of questions in their fourth Lightning Round!Time Stamps[00:00:35] Poop Sniffing Dog[00:03:12] What if everything was edible?[00:06:19] How would you outsmart Scooby and the gang?[00:09:01] What if ice didn’t melt?[00:11:31] What if all vehicles turned into a pumpkin at midnight?[00:15:35] What if time went faster when you’re having fun?[00:18...


Episode 39: No Dissolving and Super Fight 2
Send us questions to answer on the show at: absurdhypotheticals@gmail.comOn this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms answer these very important questions:What if nothing could dissolve in water?Who would win in a superhero fight (Round 2)?Time Stamps[00:00:27] Chris Broke His Other Ankle[00:03:47] No Dissolving: Chris’s Answer - Swimming Pools[00:11:33] No Dissolving: Marcus’s Answer - Ocean[00:20:55] No Dissolving: Ben’s Answer - Biology[00:29:49] Middle of the Podcas...

Episode 38: Donut Earth and No More Cars
Donut Earth Source Article: http://www.aleph.se/andart/archives/2014/02/torusearth.htmlJoin our Facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/absurdhypothetipalsOn this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms answer these very important questions:What if Earth was a donut?What if all vehicles disappeared?Time Stamps[00:00:32] We’re Back![00:03:45] Donut Earth: Ben’s Answer - Gravity[00:13:52] Donut Earth: Chris’s Answer - Sunlight[00:20:30] Donut Earth: Marcus’s Answer - ...

Episode 37: River Roads and Medieval Cars
Buy the Bumuntu board game: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07C4NGYHGMarcus Phoenix Games: https://www.nerdchomp.com/prototypesJoin our Facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/absurdhypothetipalsOn this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Aaron Hoffman answer these very important questions:What if all roads were rivers?What if cars existed in the past?Time Stamps[00:00:32] Who is Aaron?[00:02:44] Rivers: Chris’s Answer - Erosion[00:14:06] Rivers: Aaron’s Answer - Traffic Laws[0...


We're on Temporary Hiatus (We Will Return on March 18th)
Bad news: Absurd Hypotheticals is going on hiatus.Good news: We will return!If you’ve listened to our most recent episodes, you already know that Chris has broken his ankle and he no longer has access to recording software. We had a backup plan, but that has also failed. As a result, we have decided to take a short hiatus. But don’t worry, we’ll be back! The show will return with brand new episodes on March 18th. In the meantime, why not re-listen to some of our older episodes? Or you can check out some of ...

Episode 36 - SUPER BOWL LIII PARTY: Football and Mascot Bracket
Join our Facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/absurdhypothetipalsOn this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms answer these very important questions:How would you improve football?Which NFL mascot would win in a fight?Time Stamps[00:00:34] Chris’s Broken Ankle[00:05:50] Football: Ben’s Answer - 4 Games at a Time[00:17:07] Football: Marcus's Answer - Triathlon[00:24:17] Football: Chris’s Answer - Touchscreen[00:30:56] Middle of the Podcast Break[00:32:54] Mascot...

Episode 35: Public Actions and Lightsabers
Join our Facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/absurdhypothetipalsOn this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Chris is out of commission, so Marcus and Ben are left to hold up the fort. Together they answer these very important questions:What if you had to publicly announce all of your actions?What if you had a lightsaber?Time Stamps[00:00:36] Recording Problems[00:03:40] Public Actions: Marcus’s Answer - Daily Life Tasks[00:11:53] Public Actions: Ben's Answer - What’s Your Job?[00:22:35] Public Acti...


Episode 34: Teleportation and World Domination
Join our Facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/absurdhypothetipalsOn this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms answer these very important questions:What if mankind invented teleportation?Describe your elaborate plan to take over the world.Time Stamps[00:00:34] Planning Ben’s Proposal[00:06:54] Teleportation: Ben’s Answer - The Logistics of Teleporting[00:18:50] Teleportation: Chris's Answer - The Safety of Teleporting[00:24:17] Teleportation: Marcus’s Answer -...

Episode 33: Population Swap and Cereal Fight 2
Join our Facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/absurdhypothetipalsOn this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms answer these very important questions:What if the population of each country swapped?Which cereal mascot would win in a fight (Round 2)?Time Stamps[00:01:15] Idioms[00:07:11] Population Swap: Chris’s Answer - China’s Population in Vatican City[00:20:19] Population Swap: Ben's Answer - Vatican City’s Population in China[00:27:06] Population Swap: Marcus...

Episode 32: The 1st Annual Absurdy Awards
Join our Facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/absurdhypothetipalsTo finish off the year, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms look back at the best and worst of Absurd Hypotheticals in 2018 with the 1st Annual Absurdy Awards.Time Stamps[00:01:52] Intro: Darts Tournament DramaBest Heist[00:08:21] Nominee 1 - 6” Vending Machine Heist (Episode 7)[00:10:36] Nominee 2 - National Treasure 3 Heist (Episode 6)[00:11:18] Winner - Venice Whale Art Heist (Episode 1)Worst Day-to-Day Life[00:14:13] Nomine...


Episode 31 - HOLIDAY SPECIAL: Frosty Hats and Claymation
Join our Facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/absurdhypothetipalsOn our holiday episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms answer these very important questions:What if all hats brought things to life?What if everything was claymation?Time Stamps[00:00:21] Christmas Plans[00:08:19] Frosty Hats: Marcus’s Answer - Hat Chores[00:19:03] Frosty Hats: Chris's Answer - Hat Stores[00:31:25] Frosty Hats: Ben’s Answer - Hat Ethics[00:43:01] Music Break: Up on the Housetop by ...

Episode 30: Lightning Round 3
Join our Facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/absurdhypothetipalsOn this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms answer lots of questions in their third Lightning Round!Time Stamps[00:00:26] Bathroom Mishap[00:05:55] What if your life had music and sound effects?[00:09:04] What if robots took everyone’s job?[00:11:37] What if everything floated in water?[00:14:21] What if you couldn’t be on the same continent as your significant other?[00:17:13] What if everythin...

Episode 29: Invisible People and Air in Space
Join our Facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/absurdhypothetipalsOn this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms answer these very important questions:What if everyone was invisible?What if space was full of air?Time Stamps[00:00:27] Chuck E. Cheese Delivers?[00:07:25] Invisible People: Ben’s Answer - Crimes[00:18:49] Invisible People: Marcus's Answer - Crosswalks[00:28:32] Invisible People: Chris’s Answer - Dating[00:37:15] Music Break: Music by DANSU - Run - ht...


Episode 28: No Shadows and 10 Pound Sport Balls
Join our Facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/absurdhypothetipalsOn this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms answer these very important questions:What if shadows didn’t exist?What if all sports balls weighed 10 pounds?Time Stamps[00:00:27] Don’t Call The Police[00:04:05] No Shadow: Marcus’s Answer - Forest and Ocean[00:12:47] No Shadow: Ben's Answer - Night Shift[00:21:16] No Shadow: Chris’s Answer - Cameras[00:29:05] Music Break: Music by Cordon Rouge - Say...

Episode 27: Double Friction and Fast Food Fight
Join our Facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/absurdhypothetipalsOn this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms answer these very important questions:What if friction was doubled?Which fast food mascot would win in a fight?Time Stamps[00:00:27] Unicorn Cereal[00:03:38] Double Friction: Ben’s Answer - Naked and Oiled Up[00:12:05] Double Friction: Chris's Answer - Cars[00:16:42] Double Friction: Marcus's Answer - At the Beach[00:25:10] Music Break: Music by Cluele...

Episode 26: Thanksgiving Dinner and Black Friday
Join our Facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/absurdhypothetipalsOn this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms answer these very important questions:What if every meal was Thanksgiving dinner?What if store were only open on Black Friday?Time Stamps[00:00:28] Thanksgiving Plans[00:04:14] Thanksgiving Dinner: Ben’s Answer - Nutrition[00:13:26] Thanksgiving Dinner: Marcus's Answer - Food Production[00:22:12] Thanksgiving Dinner: Chris's Answer - Time[00:29:05] Mus...


Episode 25: Smart Animals and No Gravity
Join our Facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/absurdhypothetipalsOn this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms answer these very important questions:What if animals were as smart as humans?What if gravity had no effect on you?Time Stamps[00:00:27] Butterfinger Dracula[00:06:24] Smart Animals: Ben’s Answer - Communication[00:19:11] Smart Animals: Chris's Answer - Becoming Vegan[00:25:55] Smart Animals: Marcus's Answer - Environmentalists[00:32:53] Music Break: M...

Episode 24: Trampolines and Cube Earth
On this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms answer these very important questions:What if the ground was made of trampolines?What if Earth was a cube?Time Stamps[00:00:27] Sprinklers[00:04:28] Trampolines: Ben’s Answer - Daily Life[00:16:57] Trampolines: Chris's Answer - Concerts[00:23:44] Trampolines: Marcus's Answer - Winners and Losers[00:33:09] Music Break: Music by Eric Reprid - June Blues - https://thmatc.co/?l=8D6071A[00:36:25] Cube Earth: Ben's Answer - How Does...

Episode 23 - HALLOWEEN SPOOKTACULAR: Spiders and Monsters
On this very spooky episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms answer these very important questions:What if you could perfectly train spiders?What if you were a monster?Time Stamps[00:00:27] Halloween Decorations[00:04:43] Spiders: Marcus’s Answer - Flying Spiders[00:15:44] Spiders: Chris's Answer - Musical Spiders[00:25:41] Spiders: Ben's Answer - Spider Circus[00:37:15] A Word From Our Sponsors[00:39:18] Monsters: Chris's Answer - Life as a Zombie[00:50:49] Monsters: Ben's ...


Episode 22: Roller Skates and Baseball
On this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms answer these very important questions:What if roller skates were permanently attached to your feet?How would you improve baseball?Time Stamps[00:00:27] Wackiest Headline Ever[00:05:39] Roller Skates: Chris’s Answer - Daily Life[00:14:35] Roller Skates: Marcus's Answer - At the Beach[00:26:32] Roller Skates: Ben's Answer - Sports[00:37:57] Music Break: Music by Tessa Violet - Crush - https://thmatc.co/?l=155894D1[00:41:41] Base...

Episode 21: Flight and Time Travel
On this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms answer these very important questions:What if humans could fly?What if you could go back in time?Time Stamps[00:00:27] The History of Frozen Pizza[00:04:50] Humans Can Fly: Chris’s Answer - Flying to Work[00:13:21] Humans Can Fly: Ben's Answer - Drone Hunting Eagles[00:24:08] Humans Can Fly: Marcus's Answer - Transatlantic Jetpack[00:31:08] Music Break: Music by Frank Bell - Alexandra - https://thmatc.co/?l=63A472B2[00:34:13] ...

Episode 20: Lightning Round 2
On this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms answer lots of questions in their second Lightning Round!Time Stamps[00:00:27] Clapping is Hard[00:04:49] What if every time you sent a text or email, it would randomly change one word?[00:08:49] What if the moon was made of cheese?[00:11:42] What if dinosaurs were still around?[00:15:20] What if everything you touched turned to gold?[00:18:26] What if all disagreements were resolved with rock paper scissors?[00:25:21] What if...


Episode 19: No Wind and Salty Sugar
On this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms answer these very important questions:What if there was no wind?What if salt and sugar swapped?Time Stamps[00:00:28] Internet Problems[00:06:03] No Wind: Marcus's Answer - Space Elevator[00:14:19] No Wind: Chris's Answer - Plants[00:21:27] No Wind: Ben's Answer - 3 Exciting Ways to Die[00:30:15] A Word from our Sponsors[00:31:52] Salt and Sugar: Ben's Answer - Food[00:40:07] Salt and Sugar: Marcus's Answer - The Ocean[00:47:10...

Episode 18: Big Balloons and Super Fight
On this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms answer these very important questions:What if balloons never popped or deflated?Who would win in a superhero fight?Time Stamps[00:00:28] Marcus is Moving/Problem or No Problem[00:05:54] Big Balloons: Ben's Answer - Air Bags[00:15:51] Big Balloons: Marcus's Answer - Car Exhaust[00:22:32] Big Balloons: Chris's Answer - Block Out the Sun[00:31:59] A Word from our Sponsors[00:35:20] Super Fight[00:36:32] Super Fight: Fighter 1 - G...

Episode 17: Weather Control and Lego Buildings
On this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms answer these very important questions:What if you could control the weather?What if all buildings were made of Legos?Time Stamps[00:00:27] Left-Handed Oreos[00:05:50] Weather Control: Ben's Answer - Perfect Wedding Weather[00:15:06] Weather Control: Marcus's Answer - Power the World with Lightning[00:22:34] Weather Control: Chris's Answer - Cloud Art[00:31:59] A Word from our Sponsors[00:33:44] Lego Buildings: Ben's Answer - L...


Episode 16: Animal Parts and Evil Lairs
On this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms answer these very important questions:What if each day a random body part was swapped with an animal's?Describe your perfect super villain lair.Time Stamps[00:00:27] Eating Totino's Pizza Rolls as an Adult[00:04:10] Animal Parts: Ben's Answer - Crab Eyes and Marmoset Arm[00:16:35] Animal Parts: Marcus's Answer - Lobster Bod and Giraffe Head[00:28:29] Animal Parts: Chris's Answer - Octopus Arms and Shark Head[00:36:20] A Word f...

Episode 15: Of Ice and Ants
On this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms answer these very important questions:What if you could perfectly train ants?What if the ground was made of ice?Time Stamps[00:00:40] I Got a Shock Collar for My Back[00:03:50] Ants: Ben's Answer - Defend Your House with Ants[00:13:47] Ants: Marcus's Answer - Build a Bridge with Ants[00:19:52] Ants: Chris's Answer - These Ants Smell Like Blue Cheese[00:26:30] A Word from our Sponsors[00:30:00] Ice: Chris's Answer - Commute by ...

Episode 14: Alexa, Escape from Alcatraz
On this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms answer these very important questions:What if everything was voice activated?How would you escape from Alcatraz?Time Stamps[00:00:27] Should You Clean Your Plunger?[00:05:23] Voice Activated: Ben's Answer - Your Daily Voice Activated Life[00:17:33] Voice Activated: Marcus's Answer - Everything Would Be Soundproofed[00:23:47] Voice Activated: Chris's Answer - Making Gun Sounds with Your Mouth[00:30:37] A Word from our Sponsors[...


Episode 13: No Plastic and Cereal Fight
On this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms answer these very important questions:What if all plastic disappeared?Which cereal mascot would win in a fight?Time Stamps[00:00:28] I Have a Problem with Rabbits[00:05:21] No Plastic: Marcus's Answer - Everything Breaks[00:13:31] No Plastic: Ben's Answer - Roads Will Crumble[00:21:17] No Plastic: Chris's Answer - Toys Will Disappear[00:31:41] A Word from our Sponsors[00:33:57] Ben's Fact Check[00:34:51] Cereal Fight[00:35:43]...

Episode 12: No One Dies and Ocean Fizz
On this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms answer these very important questions:What if no one could die? What if the ocean was carbonated? Time Stamps[00:00:28] Am I Allergic to Bees? [00:05:01] No One Dies: Chris's Answer - The Earth Will Overpopulate [00:15:28] No One Dies: Marcus's Answer - Everyone Gets Their Own School Bus [00:24:19] No One Dies: Ben's Answer - Nasty Parasites [00:31:23] A Word from our Sponsors [00:33:56] What Happens to Chewing Gum? [00:35:10]...

Episode 11: Big Earth and Smart Diet
On this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms answer these very important questions:What if the Earth was twice as big? What if you are what you eat? Time Stamps[00:00:27] 30 Minute Arm Wrestle [00:03:36] Big Earth: Marcus's Answer - The Moon Would Crash into the Earth [00:13:23] Big Earth: Ben's Answer - Slower Colonization [00:22:33] Big Earth: Chris's Answer - Dinosaurs Would Still Be Alive [00:29:40] A Word from our Sponsors [00:32:29] Are What You Eat: Chris's Answer...


Episode 10: Lightning Round 1
On this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms answer lots of questions in their very first Lightning Round! Time Stamps [00:00:26] Long pockets [00:06:22] What if you were mildly magnetic? [00:10:41] What if you swapped bodies with a squirrel? [00:15:0] What if your hands were always unnaturally moist? [00:18:33] What if you were Gandalf and you had to get the ring to Mordor? [00:21:41] What if there was actually a pot of gold at the end of every rainbow? [00:24:00] What ...

Episode 9: Turn Glass to Jello and Take a Week Off
On this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms answer these very important questions:What if all glass turned to jello? What if everyone stopped working for a week? Time Stamps[00:00:27] What is Aphantasia? [00:05:10] Glass to Jello: Chris's Answer - Common Glass Items [00:14:30] Glass to Jello: Marcus's Answer - Daily Life With Jello [00:23:24] Glass to Jello: Ben's Answer - Jello Fiber Optic Cables [00:31:04] A Word from our Sponsors [00:33:54] Stop Work: Ben's Answer - ...

Episode 8: Katamari Mayhem and Plant Poop
On this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms answer these very important questions:What if everyone was a human Katamari ball?What if all plants were carnivorous?Time Stamps[00:00:26] Reggae Cover Band[00:03:42] Katamari: Ben's Answer - Daily Life as a Ball[00:13:34] Katamari: Chris's Answer - Battle of the Landfills[00:19:44] Katamari: Marcus's Answer - How to Devour Planets[00:30:31] A Word from our Sponsors[00:33:06] Katamari: Marcus's Answer Part 2[00:34:09] Carnivor...


Episode 7: Raining Meatballs and Tiny Jet Packs
On this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms answer these very important questions:What if it rained food?What if you were 6 inches tall?Time Stamps[00:00:27] There is a Spider in my Shower[00:05:20] Raining Food: Chris's Answer - Meat Juice[00:14:47] Raining Food: Marcus's Answer - The Food Chain[00:19:06] Raining Food: Ben's Answer - Chicken Nugget Clean Up[00:28:20] A Word from our Sponsors[00:31:27] 6 Inches Tall: Marcus's Answer - Rat Exterminator[00:43:16] 6 Inches...

Episode 6 - 4TH OF JULY SPECTACULAR: Eagle Police and National Treasure
On this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms answer these very important questions:What if you could perfectly train eagles? How would you steal the Declaration of Independence? Time Stamps[00:00:30] American Spelling Bees [00:05:06] Training Eagles: Chris's Answer - Pizza Delivery [00:10:47] Training Eagles: Ben's Answer - Hotel [00:17:51] Training Eagles: Marcus's Answer - Police [00:26:19] A Word from our Sponsors [00:29:04] Declaration of Independence: Marcus's Answe...

Episode 5: Less Meat and More Ads
On this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms answer these very important questions:What if all animals were 2 feet large? What if you had to buy everything you saw an ad for? Time Stamps[00:00:31] Wind Surfing is Hard [00:03:51] 2 Foot Animals: Ben's Answer - Rabbit Meat [00:12:30] 2 Foot Animals: Chris's Answer - Changes in Cuisine [00:19:48] 2 Foot Animals: Marcus's Answer - Ants Rule the World [00:26:40] A Word from our Sponsors [00:29:04] Buying Ads: Chris's Answer -...


Episode 4: No More Paper and Beach Ball Sports
On this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms answer these very important questions:What if all paper disappeared?What if all sports balls were replaced with inflatable beach balls?Time Stamps[00:00:28] My ID Says I'm Short [00:04:04] No More Paper: Marcus's Answer - Toilet Paper, Diapers, and Toothpaste [00:16:48] No More Paper: Ben's Answer - Paper IDs [00:24:57] No More Paper: Chris's Answer - Fortune Cookies [00:38:02] A Word from our Sponsors [00:40:37] Beach Ball Sp...

Episode 3: Lava Sports and Town Criers
On this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms answer these very important questions:What if the floor was lava?What if the news stopped reporting?Time Stamps[00:00:28] They Think My Cat is a Dog [00:03:07] Floor is Lava: Marcus's Answer - Supermarket Brawl [00:13:20] Floor is Lava: Ben's Answer - Lava Sports [00:17:61] Floor is Lava: Chris's Answer - Zip Lines [00:25:29] A Word from our Sponsors [00:28:10] End of News: Ben's Answer - Information Brokers [00:33:30] End of ...

Episode 2: Reverse Water and Number Problems
On this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms answer these very important questions:What if water flowed up instead of down?What if you were always off by a factor of 10?Time Stamps[00:00:28] Ben's Mouse Friend[00:02:44] Water Flows Up: Ben's Answer - Building Mountains[00:07:32] Water Flows Up: Marcus's Answer - Perpetual Energy[00:13:18] Water Flows Up: Chris's Answer - Space Program[00:21:34] A Word from our Sponsors[00:23:30] Factor of 10: Marcus's Answer - Deep Space...


Episode 1: Growing Tall and Whale Crimes
On the debut episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms answer these very important questions: What if you grew 1" taller every month for the rest of your life? What if you had the ability to perfectly train whales? Time Stamps [00:00:33] Relaxation Drink [00:03:18] Growing Taller: Marcus's Answer - Guinness Book of World Records [00:14:19] Growing Taller: Chris's Answer - Living at the Zoo [00:21:08] Growing Taller: Ben's Answer - Join the NBA [00:29:56] A Word from our Spons...