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According to Royalty Podcast

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Beasting on Vishnu (Homecoming)
Recorded: Saturday October 24, 2009Description:The Podcast makes its triumphant comeback as Storchy goes home to Chitown to shot gun beers and frat it as he records his buddies as they shoot ducks and lay tracks....

Fuck Spike Lee! What The Fuck Has Spike Lee Done?!
Recorded: Monday May 18, 2009Description:In their epic recordbreaking return to podcast respectability, Storch and Snake are joined by Clive Driscoll to shoot the shit. Storch talks about passing out in Baby's Crib, then the fam discusses Jon Sterling's Yankees, White NBA Playoff Performers, Kobe Doin' Work On My Balls, and LePaulBunyan James.- According To Royalty...

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Remember The Band Vertical Horizon?
Recorded: Thursday May 14, 2009Description: The Podcast returns as Jon Storch is joined by a mascara wearing Bobby Light via two coffee cans and a piece of string. They discuss Hollywood Dean, The Phantom Wipe, eHarmony, SmellyPoon, & Redheads in Asian Cliques in the most emo way imaginable.- According To Royalty...


Duke Blue It... Then Each Other.
SNAKE AND STORCH WERE IN ATTENDANCE FOR THE 2009 NCAA TOURNAMENT SWEET 16 GAME BETWEEN DUKE AND VILLANOVA. FOLLOWING THE GRATIFYING DUKE LOSS, SNAKE SLITHERED UNDER THE DOOR AND HID IN THE DUKE LOCKER ROOM. STORCH SIMPLY WALKED IN DRESSED IN HIS NORMAL CHIMNEY SWEEPER ATTIRE AND WAS NOT QUESTIONED FOR A CREDENTIAL. THEY WERE ABLE TO WATCH THE TEAM AS THEY LEFT THE COURT AND RECORD THEIR CONVERSATIONS FOR POSTERITY:The players are walking toward the locker room. Greg Paulus starts clapping, “Guys bring it in...

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BULKHEAD!
Recorded: Monday, March 2, 2009Description:Jon Storch and Snake Jacobs sit down for their inaugural podcast and discuss the first day of their recent trip to LA.-According To Royalty...

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Always Press Record.
Recorded: Wednesday, March 4, 2009.Description:In this podcast, Snake Jacobs forgot to hit record as The Royalty was joined by Clive Driscoll, but makes up for it by sprinkling his sarcasticface comments.-According To Royalty...

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Steve, You're Sexy, But You're Not That Sexy.
Recorded: Sunday, March 8, 2009, 4:17amDescription:After Joakim Phoenix's birthday open bar, Tom Vito joins Snake and Storch to discuss his felonies, his basketball skills, his dicksize vs. Storch's, and his love for Kelly Clarkson. -According To Royalty...

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A Bunch Of 17 Year Old Babe Ruths.
Recorded: Wednesday, March 4, 2009Description:Clive Driscoll returns to join Storch and Snake on the podcast along with ZMills and his PKills as they discuss Parking Lot Brains, RetardBall, and The Risk of Penile Cancer among Chimney Sweepers.-According To Royalty...

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I Was Eating Vitamins.
Recorded: Monday, March 9, 2009Description:Storch and Snake sit down to discuss how the Cellphone from Hook guided them like the Magic Flute around Hollywood & Hermosa Bay causing them to run into NBC's Ed, ABC's Jimmy Kilme, ER's Geolge Crooney, and Vitamins ABC&Zinc.-According To Royalty...

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What Has Weed Done To You? Under The Influence.
Have you seen that new above the influence commercial? "What has weed done for you?" There are a bunch of kids and cheesy music. One of the girls says, "I got straight Ds." It's actually pretty funny. I thought it was clever the first time I saw it. If you don't know what I'm talking about here's the link: What Has Weed Done To You? Above The Influence After seeing the commercial a few times I started to think of the opposite side. They very creatively showed the negative sides to smoking, but what p...

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Clive Driscoll Clubs The Weakened Prey.
SNAKE writes... AFTER BITING REAL WORLD BROOKLYN, I WAITED FOR THE VENOM TO SPREAD THROUGH THE CAST. WHILE I STARED AND TAUNTED MY PREY I SAW THAT PEOPLE WERE WATCHING THIS ATTACK. CLIVE DRISCOLL WAS ESPECIALLY ENTHUSED. IN FACT HE BEGAN CLUBBING THE WEAKENED VICTIM WITH HIS FAKE ARM...CLIVE writes...First of all, I just want to say that it is about time someone came out and bashed this season’s Real World. Well done, Snake. Another successful bite. Having said that, this season should not just be snake bit...

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What's G? Cocaine.
What is it to be a G? To be a Gangster? Is it to roll a dirty blunt? Is it to sprinkle snow on the peaks? Is it to stay up all weekend having conversations about Polluters of Africa with a complete stranger? Is it to chase a rat around your living room with a hammer and make holes in the floor until you bash its head in? Is it to play pool until the 8ball cracks in half because you secretly hope it is a mini-pinata filled with nose candy? Is it to use a 5'5'' Mexican to wedge the bathroom door shut while yo...

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