Ad Nauseam Podcast

Ad Nauseam Podcast Podcast

You play a fly on the wall during a bunch of uncensored stories between very close friends. Inappropriate doesn't even begin to describe this show. So it's time to see how deep your sense of humor goes. Episodes are cut down and evergreen. So you don't have to listen to 2 hours of garbage in between...like every other podcast. Also don't expect a schedule. Episodes get edited when I am in the mood, and I have no plans to ever end this pod. ad nau·se·am adverb referring to something that has been done or repeated so often that it has become annoying or tiresome.

Conspiracies & Poop Porn (Episode 56)
Giants inside of the earth, ice pick smashing gay dudes, bukkake news read, & missing the tarp. Intro & Outro Music: Nine Inch Nails - Head Down Nine Inch Nails - All The Love In The World (Binary Audio Mix)...

Transfoam & Baby Ballz (Episode 55)
My buddy Dram forced his thick wet edit on me. Which gave me the energy to do something productive. Just as retarded as any other episode. https://www.twitch.tv/themantheycalldram Intro & Outro Music: Nine Inch Nails - Head Down Nine Inch Nails - Echoplex (The Stringslinger Remix)...

Million Dollar Ideas! (Episode 54)
I have so many great sessions on my hard drive, and feel like a dick for not releasing them. 54 free episodes = rating us on iTunes Intro & Outro Music: Nine Inch Nails - Head Down Pogo - Wishery...


This Family Has Some Secrets!!! (Episode 53)
So.... I sell video game shit for a living. Recently I decided to go through my big bag of PSP memory cards, & found someone's personal photos. It's moments like these that make life worth living. Oh yeah BTW... Rate us on iTunes & favorite our episodes dickhead. Intro & Outro Music: Nine Inch Nails - Head Down Nine Inch Nails - 1.000.000 (Sindaddy's Anything Mix)...

Harvey Weinstein & Fucking Godek 2! (Episode 52)
In this first episode back after many months. We listen to the hidden audio of Harvey Weinstein begging for pussy, and finally revisit a fucking Godek book. Harvey Weinstein Hidden Tape: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wEu7quzUsDk We reference the amazing Mel Gibson tapes: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1FsrasCsZdg&index=1&list=PLCC5D038040CA59EB Gregory Godek Book: https://mathresearchkhemmy.files.wordpress.com/2012/06/e_1001-ways-to-be-romantic.pdf Intro & Outro Music: Nine Inch Nails - Head Down Nin...

Best Story EVER! (Episode 51)
Radio DJ Dan pops on Skype after a 6 month hiatus. So it just seems right to hit him with Mike's best story. I am very surprised it took 51 episodes to finally get this story told. Enjoy! DJ Dan's new podcast: https://soundcloud.com/latgpod Intro & Outro Music: Nine Inch Nails - Head Down Nine Inch Nails - 1,000,000 (TweakerRay Remix)...


Mark Normand In Studio! (Episode 50)
For our 50th episode of The Ad Nauseam Podcast we have Mark Normand in studio! He is honestly one of the funniest people out there, & has plenty of credits to prove it. You can check him out on Jimmy Fallon May 11th. Or check out his one hour special "Don't Be Yourself" on Comedy Central May 12th. Also is a co-host on one of the best podcasts around, Tuesdays With Stories! This will probably be the best episode for quite some time. Enjoy! Follow him @marknorm https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_gOqO75ZOd...

Reading Sexts & Role Playing! (Episode 49)
My brother stops by & everything we talk about is sexual. Just enjoy the episode & for fuck's sake rate us on iTunes! Intro & Outro Music: Nine Inch Nails - Head Down Nine Inch Nails - 1,000,000 (TweakerRay Remix)...

The First Time We Got Laid & Wet Dreams! (Episode 48)
This is the first episode of Season 03! Of course it starts off with a disgusting, wretched, pathetic episode. Enjoy our sad stories about our first sexual encounters, & what caused our nocturnal emissions. Intro & Outro Music: Nine Inch Nails - Head Down Nine Inch Nails - Zero-Sum (Stephen Morris & Gillian Gilbert)...


Best Of 2016! (Episode 47)
This is a fun episode you can listen to if you want a small preview of what we did in 2016. Everything used in this episode can be found in it's entirety somewhere within the last 14 episodes. I am currently editing the first episode of 2017, and we are recording the second episode very soon. Share this stupid show with your friends and family... Intro & Outro Music: Nine Inch Nails - Demon Seed Nine Inch Nails - My Violent Heart (I Am The Pestilence)...

Extra Bullshit! 6 (Episode 46)
Since 2016 is now over, that means I must abandon all old material and start fresh. So I scavenged through the hours of raw sessions that were recorded this year, and put together a super episode! Nothing in this episode has been used before. Intro & Outro Music: Nine Inch Nails - Demon Seed Nine Inch Nails - Meet Your Master (The Faint Mix)...

Your Dick Pic Cured My Breast Cancer (Episode 45)
Well here is the final episode of 2016! My brother stops by & we discuss Craigslist posts of all things. Hope you have enjoyed this very short season. Don't worry though we plan to start right back up in January. Your Dick Pic Cured My Breast Cancer: http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/chi/5685689159.html Music During Reading: Kevin MacLeod - Despair & Triumph https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VI24XkeyYUs Intro & Outro Music: Nine Inch Nails - Demon Seed Nine Inch Nails - Me, I'm Not (Void Mix)...


Richard Kuklinski Is A Dummy (Episode 44)
This episode we introduce you to the most annoying serial killer ever....Richard Kuklinski (The Iceman). Join us as we listen to interviews where he attempts to sound like a villain, but just comes off sounding like a real dicknose. Please get high with your friends and watch his documentary. Richard Kuklinski Documentary: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wxHE6mRGm-U Steven Seagal - Blood Bank: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Jji78uEW14 Intro & Outro Music: Nine Inch Nails - Demon Seed Lana Del Rey - Ser...

The Amish Experience (Episode 43)
One of those silly episodes where we find out that the Amish have their own magazine. We read through it, and get soooo fucking bored! Amish Country News: http://www.amishnews.com/ Intro & Outro Music: Nine Inch Nails - Demon Seed Nine Inch Nails - Echoplex...

Angry Nerd Voicemails (Episode 42)
I was lucky enough to get ahold of some angry voicemails from my job. I work at a game store, so nerds call us mad ad nauseam. I play them for the boys & humor ensues. Intro & Outro Music: Nine Inch Nails - Demon Seed X Sentinel - Asleep On The Horizon...


That Racist Episode (Episode 41)
The dream team gets together to discuss race in the only way we know how. Adam is on the phone for the whole episode in Alabama. So we try to get him killed by saying all the racist thoughts we have. It's fine though, my best friend is black. Intro & Outro Music: Nine Inch Nails - Demon Seed Nine Inch Nails - Discipline (Matt Lange Remix)...

Eating Mexican Candy (Episode 40)
Mike returns from Mexico unscathed with stories and shitty candy to share. We break the golden rule of radio and eat on the show. WARNING: Excessive mouth noises and disdain for Mexican culture. Also find us on Facebook & Twitter! Intro & Outro Music: Nine Inch Nails - Demon Seed TiKi Hudson - Mexican Hat Dance (TiKi Hudson Trap Remix)...

Dram's Wrestling Story (Episode 39)
Dram is now a real member of the team. So it's only right we start off with a personal story about how he injured his back wrestling. Not the funniest episode...but there is nothing wrong with learning things about stuff. Also find us on Facebook & Twitter! Intro & Outro Music: Nine Inch Nails - Demon Seed X Sentinel - Diamond Skin...


How Guys REALLY Talk... (Episode 38)
So last time that DJ Dan was in we recorded for over 4 hours. Some of the stuff was just too good to leave out completely, but too long to include in last weeks episode. So this is us getting as personal as you can get. If you ladies ever wondered what 99% of guys sound like when they get drunk at a bar without you around. Then prepare to be annoyed. (BTW that is a banana in her hand) Intro & Outro Music: Nine Inch Nails - Demon Seed Nine Inch Nails - 1,000,000...

Child Rapist Driving For Uber & ASMR (Episode 37)
DJ Dan is of course back again. We discuss some blind shit & then get into a juicy rape story. Use Lyft if possible... Lucille Bogan - Shave 'Em Dry (1935): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ko2VXpW7_g Sexy ASMR Video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_RjhsY06mOI Intro & Outro Music: Nine Inch Nails - Demon Seed X Sentinel - Off The Table...

Shannon 'Footman' Whisnant Interview (Episode 36)
In this wonderful episode we get to interview the Footman himself. Shannon Whisnant was in the documentary "Finders Keepers" recently. Where he becomes famous by finding a human foot in a storage shed. You should definatly watch the documentary, & you must listen to this interview! Shannon's Twitter: https://twitter.com/footmannc Finders Keepers Trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IfZEsctQNCI Round Mouth Senator: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HC5FaSRdWVI Also find us on Facebook & Twitter! Intro &...


Bear Attacks, Dry Humping, & Blind Talk (Episode 35)
Once again we are joined by DJ Dan for a wonderful offensive session. We cover all sorts of useless topics as usual & make each other laugh. Just listen & enjoy! Bear In House: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_aFOt4I7SP8 Bear Eats Kayak: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nU5cMZymSr0 Intro & Outro Music: Nine Inch Nails - Demon Seed Label - All The Way Up (Freestyle) (Feat. Question)...

Cold Cum, Chris Benoit, & Little Baby Boys (Episode 34)
An old friend we have not seen in years visits the studio with his wife. It takes a good 30 seconds before we start a proper conversation about cum. Then we get into some wrestling talk. You will love it! Soundboard Drops: http://www.adultswim.com/videos/check-it-out-with-dr-steve-brule/ Intro & Outro Music: Nine Inch Nails - Demon Seed X Sentinel - Tokyo Rain...

Meth & Dumb Pussy (Episode 33)
We are finally back to bring you another OK season of ANP! Some new equipment & members have been added to the mix. So expect some much needed changes... Meth PSA: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fY1Pl1zGowc Intro & Outro Music: Nine Inch Nails - Demon Seed X Sentinel - Counting The Seconds...


Best Of 2015! (Episode 32)
It has been just over 6 months since a new ANP episode has been released. We are planning on starting up "Season 02" within the near future, so I decided to put together a nice "Best Of" episode to wrap up the year. Please enjoy my favorite moments from the year 2015! Intro & Outro Music: Nine Inch Nails - Ghosts 29 Nine Inch Nails - Head Down...

The Boys Are Back In Town - Part 3 (Episode 31)
For 10 days we had three childhood friends visit us from Wisconsin. During that time we recorded over 8 hours of audio. This is the final installment of the trilogy. Enjoy! Peyton Manning picture: http://simianidiot.tumblr.com/post/93777518854/forehead-of-the-week-peyton-manning Dan Marino picture: https://pbs.twimg.com/media/A2w0HMZCEAESFub.jpg:large Intro & Outro Music: Nine Inch Nails - Ghosts 29 Nine Inch Nails - Demon Seed...

The Boys Are Back In Town - Part 2 (Episode 30)
For 10 days we had three childhood friends visit us from Wisconsin. During that time we recorded over 8 hours of audio. This is the second installment of the trilogy. Enjoy! Intro & Outro Music: Nine Inch Nails - Ghosts 29 Nine Inch Nails - Demon Seed...


The Boys Are Back In Town - Part 1 (Episode 29)
For 10 days we had three childhood friends visit us from Wisconsin. During that time we recorded over 8 hours of audio. This is the start of a fantastic trilogy. Enjoy! Turtle sex video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7rE_FG2xauA Intro & Outro Music: Nine Inch Nails - Ghosts 29 Nine Inch Nails - Demon Seed...

Bunk Couch, Misogyny, & Ethiopian Food (Episode 28)
We get a little serious this episode & talk about movies we enjoy. Then of course we cover topics like misogyny, Ethiopian food, stolen ideas, & how gross children are. Intro & Outro Music: Nine Inch Nails - Ghosts 29 X Sentinel - Make Me Anime...

Kenny Powers, Dad Dicks, & Blind Man (Episode 27)
We successfully use Skype in the show & have my brother on from back home. The show starts dirty & ends dirty. What more do you need to know. Intro & Outro Music: Nine Inch Nails - Ghosts 29 X Sentinel - Make Me Anime...


Extra Bullshit! 5 (Episode 26)
Welcome to the fifth installment of Extra Bullshit! These are random clips from earlier sessions this year. I dug deep and found some true gold! Intro & Outro Music: Nine Inch Nails - Ghosts 29 X Sentinel - Make Me Anime...

Squirting, Bad Habits, & Half-Life 3 (Episode 25)
We finally nerd out on video game culture, talk about the mystery that is the female orgasm, & talk shit about our dumb habits. Intro & Outro Music: Nine Inch Nails - Ghosts 29 X Sentinel - Make Me Anime...

Movie Idea, Murderers, & Rape Bus (Episode 24)
This episode tends to lean more towards pedophilia, but it's all in good fun. Also this is the first time every member on the podcast was stoned. Hence the childish ideas & laughter. Intro & Outro Music: Nine Inch Nails - Ghosts 29 X Sentinel - Make Me Anime...


Shoenice Interview (Episode 23)
Youtube legend Shoenice stops by the new studio! After drinking 5 THC infused sodas he sits down to deliver a great interview. Shoenice22 Channel: https://www.youtube.com/user/shoenice22 Shoenice Drinking 50 MG Of THC Sodas! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tgIMhrJ3qKo Intro & Outro Music: Nine Inch Nails - Ghosts 29 Ellie Goulding - The Writer (X Sentinel Remix)...

Circa 2011 (Episode 22)
In the year 2011 I decided it would be fun to record drunk conversations with my friends. Going back & listening to them made me happy so I decided to ignore the fact they are the shittiest quality & upload some for you. Enjoy 5 years in the past! Intro & Outro Music: Nine Inch Nails - Ghosts 29 Ellie Goulding - The Writer (X Sentinel Remix)...

Goin' Hoggin' (Episode 21)
So one of us MAY have gotten shitfaced & went hoggin'... & a good friend will not let that go without ripping them apart. This was recorded the morning after the mishap...Enjoy! Intro & Outro Music: Nine Inch Nails - Ghosts 29 Ellie Goulding - The Writer (X Sentinel Remix)...


Extra Bullshit! 4 (Episode 20)
The fourth installment of 'Extra Bullshit!'. This is basically clips that were not used from the last few podcasts. Trust me when I say that they are just as good as any other clips. Intro & Outro Music: Nine Inch Nails - Ghosts 29 Ellie Goulding - The Writer (X Sentinel Remix)...

Highdeas & Deep Thoughts (Episode 19)
Well we are now officially Coloradians. So this episode is a celebration of sorts. Where we offend big groups of people & exploit the fact marijuana is now legal. Intro & Outro Music: Nine Inch Nails - Ghosts 29 Ellie Goulding - The Writer (X Sentinel Remix)...

A Drunken Farewell (Episode 18)
A nice messy podcast before leaving the midwest. We managed to get 6 childhood friends on mic & all got very drunk. This is only 25 minutes from a 4 hour sausage fest. Intro & Outro Music: Nine Inch Nails - Ghosts 29 Ellie Goulding - The Writer (X Sentinel Remix)...


Extra Bullshit! 3 (Episode 17)
The third installment of 'Extra Bullshit!'. This is basically clips that were not used from the last few podcasts. Don't be discouraged though because these clips are still fantastic! Intro & Outro Music: Nine Inch Nails - Ghosts 29 Ellie Goulding - The Writer (X Sentinel Remix)...

Mermaids, Circumcision, & Florida (Episode 16)
This is an average conversation you would hear if you sat down next to us at a bar. There is alot of jumping around from mermaids to tit fucking. Fun for the whole family! Intro & Outro Music: Nine Inch Nails - Ghosts 29 Ellie Goulding - The Writer (X Sentinel Remix)...

Space Sex, Drones, & Shemales (Episode 15)
We cover the story where PornHub want's us to pay them to fuck in space. Our love of drones is discussed. Then we slip right back into porn talk with a compelling conversation about chicks with dicks. Intro & Outro Music: Nine Inch Nails - Ghosts 29 Ellie Goulding - The Writer (X Sentinel Remix)...


Circa 2012 (Episode 14)
Back in the day I recorded a few fantastic podcasts with friends. They were recorded in 2012, & all include 'Newhouse'. The intro song was made for the old podcasts by the wonderful 'Newhouse'. Hope you enjoy my favorite podcast to date! Intro & Outro Music: Newhouse - Podcast Intro Song Ellie Goulding - The Writer (X Sentinel Remix)...

Drug Smuggling Stories (Episode 13)
We all discuss our run-ins with the law, & learn it usually involves drugs. Also I have a good friend from my childhood join the show for the first time. Intro & Outro Music: Nine Inch Nails - Ghosts 29 Ellie Goulding - The Writer (X Sentinel Remix)...

Extra Bullshit! 2 (Episode 12)
The second installment of 'Extra Bullshit!'. This is basically clips that were not used from the last few podcasts. Don't be discouraged though because these clips are still fantastic! Intro & Outro Music: Nine Inch Nails - Ghosts 29 Ellie Goulding - The Writer (X Sentinel Remix)...


Selling Cars, Duck Dick, & Dolphin Rape (Episode 11)
Dean finally sells his piece of shit car, which somehow leads to conversations about awful duck dicks & dolphin rape. Obviously not a podcast you want to introduce to your kids. Intro & Outro Music: Nine Inch Nails - Ghosts 29 Ellie Goulding - The Writer (X Sentinel Remix)...

Shooting Amateur Porn (Episode 10)
A few years back I shot a couple porno's. Here is my story in all it's disgusting glory. I would say this is the least safe for work podcast to date. Intro & Outro Music: Nine Inch Nails - Ghosts 29 Ellie Goulding - The Writer (X Sentinel Remix)...

Amazon Echo, Stupid Kids, & Carnival Rides (Episode 09)
We start of by playing around with the new Amazon Echo. Then work into conversations about toys from the 90's & almost getting raped by carnies! Intro & Outro Music: Nine Inch Nails - Ghosts 29 Ellie Goulding - The Writer (X Sentinel Remix)...


Extra Bullshit! (Episode 08)
The very first episode of 'Extra Bullshit!'. Which will be an ongoing series of all the unused material in previous podcasts! Some sessions we do last up to 4 hours. So there is always extra stuff that can't go to waste. Intro & Outro Music: Nine Inch Nails - Ghosts 29 Ellie Goulding - The Writer (X Sentinel Remix)...

Hollywood Creeps, World Guy, & Fucking Godek (Episode 07)
Hollywood is full of creeps & we discuss why. Also I bring up a memory I had of a diabetic pushing a huge ball. Then we close on a universally hated author, Fucking Godek! Intro & Outro Music: Nine Inch Nails - Ghosts 29 Ellie Goulding - The Writer (X Sentinel Remix)...

Beer Talk, Liberty Medical, & High School Chaos (Episode 03)
We are always drinking during podcasts, but this time we discuss beer ad nauseam. Then my buddy can't stop laughing about diabetes, & finally we fill you in on our high school shenanigans. Intro & Outro Music: Nine Inch Nails - Ghosts 29 Ellie Goulding - The Writer (X Sentinel Remix)...


Cookies, Gay Dust, & Hot Retards (Episode 02)
We discuss 'cookies', homo dust, & hot retards? What's not to love! Intro & Outro Music: Nine Inch Nails - Ghosts 29 Ellie Goulding - The Writer (X Sentinel Remix)...

Poop, Evolution, & Movie Talk (Episode 01)
The first podcast! This is my second go at pod-casting after 4 years. My goal is to have fun conversations with friends, and let you sit in on them. Just listen & make up your own mind. Intro & Outro Music: Nine Inch Nails - Ghosts 29 Ellie Goulding - The Writer (X Sentinel Remix)...

Scuba Diving, Pedo Jokes, & Miracles (Episode 04)
We know more about scuba diving then we thought. Also we can turn almost anything into pedophile humor. Intro & Outro Music: Nine Inch Nails - Ghosts 29 Ellie Goulding - The Writer (X Sentinel Remix)...


JFK Memorial, Prostitutes, & DVDA (Episode 05)
We talk about the worst memorial ever. Which inevitably turns into conversations about foreign hookers & DVDA. Intro & Outro Music: Nine Inch Nails - Ghosts 29 Ellie Goulding - The Writer (X Sentinel Remix)...