After School Special

After School Special Podcast

The world's least popular podcast.

ASSisode 17
Independence Madness: Jess, Holly, and Larkyn come to join us. We all had unique trips on Fourth of July so we talk about that shit. Jess & Holly have a site to check out: noheed.blogspot.com - Okay so I can't remember all the show notes to talk about: Favorite songs, the Fourth trips, and some other stuff. Our musical guest is Crooks and Nannies!...

ASSisode 16
Pretty Pretty Wasted: We are graced with the presence of Amber B and Larkyn from Mom! You're Ruining Our Fort! We talk about random stuff, like drinking games, heaven and hell, crazy people at Barnes and Noble, video games, dorkiness, The Scroll of Sargothus, and way too much stuff to describe here. Music guests are Karin Tatoyan, and Cake or Death....

ASSisode 15
Ring My Bell: Neil's sister done got hitched y'all, Neil graduates, we talk about Mario (SNES), AFI contests, Fluff in Brooklyn, board games, and a lot of other random things. Larkyn is on the podcast that took use two whole weeks to finish. We hope it is worth it. Musical guests: Meg & Dia, Oh No! Oh My!, and The Pink Spiders....


ASSisode 14
We're Famous: Neil and I talk about Charmed, work, sushi, poop, and other things in our lives. Daniel gives you a recipe. We introduce TWO new segments: Appropriate Moments to Flame Out, and Short Poems to Hot Girls. Musical Guests: Shiny Toy Guns and Coco Rosie....

ASSisode 13
Celebrity Seduction: We talk about the amazing world of celebrities which we have a love-hate relationship with [sic]. Celebs mentioned range from Paris Hilton, to LiLo, the Gylenhaals, and Brangelina [sic]. Musical guests are The Never and The Botticellis. Pass it on!...

ASSisode 12
Sexy as Satan: Neil, Daniel and Larkyn celebrate SIXsixOHsix with you. Satan makes a guest appearance! We talk about ghost stories and scary things, also our plans for visiting the Devil's Tramping Ground, and things that scare us. Music from Mephiskapheles and izzie Voodoo. Hell and Hail us....


ASSisode 11
Conservative Sex Cracker: Neil, Daniel and Miriah blow shit up... yup. And also we talk to you about Jamie Kennedy and why Daniel loves him, Daniel tells you a sex story (how embarassing), Miriah talks about a baby shoe, and Neil eats a gunpowder infused rotten olive. We're disgusting. Music from FuriousBall and Jupiter One. Enjoi!...

ASSisode 10
Dirty Southern Birthdays: Miriah is back! Music: Bandar, The Intolorets, Vecordia, The Droogies, Old Man Bites Tenderly. Miriah's spilt beer is cleaned up, we recount Daniel's birthday and its shenanigans, there is music and we make up things to talk about because we never know what we're doing!...

ASSisode 9
Freestylosaurus!: Daniel and Neil rap for you, then play some Sleepsound. We talk about the Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers and lot and even some Captain Planet. Then some Korea Girl is played for you and it's SO good. We end by telling you how to score the right chick in high school....


ASSisode 8
Single $amp; Ready to Mingle!: Miriah is still around, Neil and Daniel look for that special someone, we talk about birthdays, and remember getting in trouble in high school. Music guests are: Heiress of An Incomplete Mind, and The Nein....

ASSisode 7
Spectacular Vernacular!: Miriah returns for a second go, Neil reads a poem from his friend Raul, we discuss vernacular, substitute teachers, birthday parties, and getting in trouble in high school. We have never-before-heard tracks from Dear Kerosene's upcoming album. This shit's da skank!...

ASSisode 6
Do You Party?: Special Guest: Miriah, Music: Endless Mic and New Town Drunks, Liquor stores and childhood, graduation, celebrating, bad jokes, talking in third person, shameless self promotion, Miriah's a pothead, and other things we don't condone....


ASSisode 5
Douching for Dorks: Douche with Lysol, Neil raps (rofl), euphamisms, being a dork, POGs, His Dark Materials, Neil is misogynist feminist, porcelain dolls & clowns, grandparents & taxidermy, more Hide Your Crisco, Neil and Daniel can't speak, graduation, En Garde....

ASSisode 4
Jews for Music: Hide Your Crisco and Lock Up Your Daughters, spinners, Neil's music corner (broken up bands), Hair zalonz, don vito....

ASSisode 3
Favourites: Starlets, soda, musicals, body parts, animals, and other things Oprah hates....


ASSisode 2
Go number 2: Google maps, Martha Stewart, Cinco De Mayo, LJ, Art, and Rosie O'Donell vs Megan Mullally....

ASSisode 1
Our first podcast: Mr. Gay Austria, Collaging your mom, poop, clits, lipo, local music, and other crap....