Almost Famous

Almost Famous Podcast

Hollywood hot shot Alex Warheit and grad school drop out Caitlin Seibold discuss pop culture, film, television, celebrities, actual real life, and everything in between in the hopes of becoming Almost Famous.

Episode 89: Go Vote, Get A Lawyer, and Stay Goopy
Well, it's the end of an era! Thanks to all our listeners for downloading and subscribing. We love y'all. In this final episode, we have some awards show banter, a follow up on Dr. Love, back to back Florida Man stories, and a woman who married someone pretty special. Don't forget to vote in the midterms. Ask for a lawyer the moment you get arrested. Go see Call Me By Your Name. Get married in international waters. And always stay goopy.  Love, Caitlin and Alex...

Episode 88: Gay Icon Statues
Caitlin saw the eclipse and also had a freak out over North Korea while Alex was sent a letter he wrote to himself when he was in high school. Topics include: a petition to replace a Confederate statue with an important figure from the south, a Go Fund Yourself about a Tinder date gone horribly wrong, and a woman who angered a Postmates driver because she didn't tip him. Why have Confederate statues when you can have divas?...


Episode 87: Dogtism
Alex and Caitlin each have their respective workplace issues. Topics include: Taco Bell's latest creation, people in Brooklyn who won't vaccinate their dogs, and an SUV that got broken into by a furry friend. Plus, there's a very special phone call with Cindy!...

Episode 86: Bagel Boy
We're back, back, back, back, back again! After a long hiatus, Alex and Caitlin are back on their bullshit and so are the Emmys. Topics include Gwyneth Paltrow's GOOP summit, a religious Tech Support story, and the loudest couple in all five boroughs. Did you hear about the bagel boy??...

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Episode 85: Bruvah Vs. Bruvah
Alex always be closing at work and Caitlin lost her mind at the Starbucks drive-thru. Topics include: A New York Times interview with the Property Brothers, the Bow Wow challenge, and a women's prison in Russia that held a beauty pageant. Don't forget that Bow Wow's the name and rhyming's the game....


BONUS EPISODE: The Timothy Treadcast
Join Caitlin and Alex as they discuss Werner Herzog's acclaimed documentary Grizzly Man and it's titular subject Timothy Treadwell in this extra special bonus episode. Beware the newer, meaner bears....

Episode 84: Not A Terminator
Alex's new job has an occupational hazard and Caitlin recounts her magical weekend at RuPaul's DragCon. Topics include a long over due segment called Tech Support featuring a Russian robot that shoots guns and an STD text messaging service, as well as a Reddit AMA with Val Kilmer. Stay tuned for the Timothy Treadcast....

Episode 83: Brioche Magazine
Caitlin recounts the trials and tribulations of teaching middle school boys, who are a complete nightmare. Topics include: a new segment called Food Court about the petition to bring back Szechuan dipping sauce to McDonald's and the man who auctioned some of it off plus the revival of conservative teen magazine Brio. Don't let those Teen Vogue cucks teach our daughters their blasphemous ways!...


Episode 82: Milky D's
Caitlin has a new job and Alex went to a Rifftrax Live Fathom Event. Topics include a YouTuber with a mission, a Florida Man who got stuck in a chimney, and an incident concerning Taco Bell and a horse. Caitlin's just gotta have those Milky D's....

Episode 81: Humpy Pumpy
Alex went camping even though he didn't really want to go that badly and Caitlin went on an amusing Bumble date. Topics this week are some more indignant clowns who are angry at the new trailer for IT and Chinese wedding pranks. Plus we've got a couple of special Cindy Seibold stories! Just remember that clowning is a dying art form....

Episode 80: Daddy Cake
Not a lot is going on but Caitlin uninstalled Tinder yet again. Topics include a Rolling Stone interview with filmmaker Werner Herzog, a canceled British survival show, the CBS show Hunted, and an ice cream cake with some interesting content on it. If at all possible, we'd like this show to have the water drops emoji and the tongue emoji in it. Also, the sound is a little wonky this week but listenable nonetheless!...


Episode 79: Mindfreak
Caitlin tried out dog walking with her roommate, which lead to a bit of a mishap. Stories this week include an Old Man Yells At Cloud concerning a raccoon, yet another unholy marriage of sex and technology, and Criss Angel's recent magic catastrophe. And now, the bats....

Episode 78: Thrust Velocity
Moonlight won best picture and Caitlin had an eventful trip back home. Topics include the world's first "smart condom", a Japanese man who was crushed to death by porn, and a notable member of the Mile High Club. Say it with us now: NUDIE MAGAZINE DAY! NUDIE MAGAZINE DAY!...

Episode 77: Cum On A Ghost
After yet another delay, Caitlin and Alex are back and discussing Beyoncé losing Album Of The Year to Adele at the Grammy's, a British celebrity who claims to have had sex with a ghost, and a group of Japanese men who are protesting Valentine's Day because they're being oppressed for being ugly. Thanks to listener Flags for providing us with a follow up on how Aussie's handle the many spiders terrorizing their continent!...


Episode 76: Trolling The Property Brothers
Alex's parents discovered something kinda fishy at their condo and Caitlin's got literally nothing going on. Other topics include: A Florida Man who shot a cat, Caitlin's vendetta against The Property Brothers, rumors of what Rob Lowe is looking for in an assistant, and Johnny Depp's outrageous spending habits. We'll give you three guesses as to who Caitlin invites to the Delaware Water Gap ;-)...

Episode 75: The Squad Foundation
Caitlin went to her first drag show in LA and Alex is furious that Amy Adams got snubbed for an Academy Award nomination. Topics include a Chinese man who robbed a vending machine, Jaden Smith's Instagram live video at the DMV, The Young Pope, and a spider venom shortage in Australia. Brought to you by The Jaden Smith Homie Experience....

Episode 74: Rent-A-Jew
Caitlin and Alex finally wrap up their 2016 with topics including a new service being offered to the the gentiles of Germany, two Florida Man stories, and Russia's new Hunger Games style reality tv show. Just remember, you never forget your first ;)...


Episode 73: With Special Guest Terry Gross
Alex and Caitlin have the election blues and don’t want to talk about it (spoiler alert: they talk about it). Other topics include an Old Man Yells At Cloud about a man suing Krispy Kreme, a Brit who pretended to be a ghost, and outrageously expensive luxury cat food. Plus we have another Cindy Seibold story and a special guest...

Episode 72: Revenge Potato
Alex and Caitlin recount their Halloween weekend and take a trip back to the past with a journal Caitlin found from when they lived together. Topics include: back to back Florida Man stories, a Canadian potato telegram service, and the upcoming release of Rachel Dolezal's memoir....

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Episode 71: Teen Wokeness
Yet another hiatus is over and Caitlin has aged yet another year, however she kicked off her birthday by taking Alex to see Jeff Goldblum play jazz in Los Feliz. Topics include Pharrell Williams' interview with the Smith kids, a Boston man who asked Reddit where he should send his foodie brother-in-law to eat, parents who chose Pokémon GO over their child's safety, and creepy clowns terrorizing a South Carolina town. And because y'all had to wait so long for another episode, we super sized it as an apology....


Episode 70: Pokémon GO-locaust
Alex met one of the twins from Big Brother 17's Twin Twist! Other topics include: The Kim Kardashian vs. Taylor Swift feud, the mess that was the Republican National Convention, McDonald's once again putting their faith in the internet, and all the problems cropping up due to Pokémon GO. Just shoot your arm out straight and you'll be dabbing in no time....

Episode 69: Unleash The Lawyers
Well, we're back at it again at Krispy Kreme! Caitlin got a new job and Alex got to go to the live eviction of a Big Brother houseguest. Other topics include a former employee of Nancy Grace's going off on Twitter and a real life modern day "Rear Window" situation in Amsterdam. Once again, the sound is wonky this week due to microphone issues on Caitlin's end but for the most part she's unfortunately audible....

Episode 68: Might As Well Be Walkin' On The Sun
This week, Caitlin recounts her harrowing experience trying to go the bathroom at a Carly Rae Jepsen concert. Topics include Leonardo DiCaprio's sex life, Smash Mouth feeding all the twitter trolls, and a Florida Man story that explores the disturbing world of Adult Breastfeeding Relationships. Whip out your vape and throw on some noise cancelling headphones so you can fully enjoy this episode!...


Episode 67: Tits For Dudes
Alex had his big show at UCB and Ms. Thing, Hillary Clinton finally clinched the nomination. Topics include a man who got breast implants for a bet, Richard Simmons being held hostage by a witch, Ted Cruz/Guy Fieri slash fiction, and Pokemon's latest Daddy, Professor Kukui....

Episode 66: Slurp It 'Til It's Flat
Alex experienced some trials and tribulations both at home and abroad and Caitlin joined Tinder and watched Dustin Diamond's sex tape. Other topics include a handsome horse taking the world by storm and an Old Man Yells At Cloud about a French man who is suing his former employer due to "burn out."...

Episode 65: Bad Eats - An Almost Famous Culinary Extravaganza
Almost Famous is super-sized and all about food this week, starting off with Caitlin's experience at Alton Brown's live show. Topics include Domino's saving lives and solving murders, a man who requested Taco Bell after waking up from a coma, and the richest Florida Man we've ever encountered. Of course, it wouldn't be an episode of Almost Famous without there being some technical issues, so we apologize for the sound quality on Alex's end....


Episode 64: Seekrat Masheens
Alex is furious over The Good Wife finale and Caitlin is anxiously awaiting Alton Brown's Eat Your Science live show. Topics include Nev Schulman's baby, a Florida Man Alex can really identify with, Gwyneth Paltrow's outrageously expensive goopy gold dildo, and Tom DeLonge's latest book. Don't tell Beyoncé how much Lemonade we snuck into this episode, okay?...

Episode 63: Spiky Headband
Well, folks, the month long hiatus is finally over now that Caitlin has settled in LA. So take a trip way back to 4/20 when this episode was recorded. Topics include: A bed that alerts you if your partner is cheating on you, a Go Fund Yourself about Amber Rose's former assistant and his energy, an interview with a bodyguard who had sex with a dolphin, a Florida Man about a man who changed his name to something that's a real head scratcher, plus a special Cindy story at the very end of the show. Next week's ...

Episode 62: Gooshing Granny
Caitlin is finally pushed over the edge at home and loses her freakin' mind. This week is brought to you by internet trolls: Microsoft's AI twitter robot Tay trolls her makers, the UK government has to deal with a silly name for their new polar exploration ship provided to them by an internet poll which then leads to a discussion of Mountain Dew's failed campaign to have the internet vote for the name of a new flavor. Plus, a woman tries to sue Say Yes To The Dress for wanting to air her saying yes to the d...


Episode 61: Burning Man Carbonara Tent
Alex did some improv in the dark and got discriminated against at the movies while Caitlin got into Zootopia discourse and has a crush on her dentist. Other topics are two piping hot Florida Man stories about The Hot Dog Hooker as well as another felonious sexually frustrated woman who is on a tight budget, and Gwyneth Paltrow's outrageously expensive smoothie....

Episode 60: Ted Cruz Is The Zodiac Killer
Caitlin grapples with questions of existence as a nanny, but finds no answers. This week's topics are The Oscars, Sam Smith, the heated Presidential race, a significant follow up to a previous Florida Man story, and another Benedict Cumberbatch confection....

Episode 59: Cool Runnings
Primary season is reaching a fever pitch and Caitlin is feeling the tragedy of Jeb Bush dropping out of the presidential race. Our two big stories come from the UK this week, one featuring a man who changed his name to something kinda whacky and another about a new aviation-centric reality tv show hitting the airwaves this week. Plus, only hours after the episode drops, we'll finally know whether or not Leo got that Oscar gold....


Episode 58: Hamburger University
Caitlin recounts her graduation show from Feminine Comique, which of course was complicated by her mother. And then ding dong, Scalia's dead, honey! Other topics include an all too familiar mini Florida Man story, the reignited Kanye vs. Taylor feud, and McDonald's auctioning off their Special Sauce which is literally just Thousand Island Dressing and pickle juice. Caitlin's set is over on the website so go check it out and validate her!...

Episode 57: In Soviet Russia, Oscar Wins You
This week, Alex explains why freedom isn't free and Caitlin recounts her trials and tribulations at the Mac Store. Pop culture topics include ‪Leonardo DiCaprio's Serbian back up Oscar, another classic alligator themed ‪Florida Man, and ‪Gwyneth Paltrow's fancy new club....

Episode 56: Guy Fieri Role Play
Not a lot is going on with Alex and Caitlin, but boy is there a ton of drama this week. We have TWO feuds (now with Feud Theme Music), an Old Man Yells At Cloud about One Million Moms and Olive Garden, a Florida Man who chose porn over life, and a strange man-seeking-woman Craigslist ad. But in the end, Wiz wears cool pants....


Episode 55: Guy-Fi
Caitlin became an Old Man Yells At Cloud at the movie theater but it didn't matter in the end because "Carol" changed her life. Topics this week include a Go Fund Yourself about a powerball loser, a new fangled invention called a Guy-Fi booth, and a Zac Efron edition of Your Fave Is Problematic. FYI: There were a few sound issues this week but for the most part, they're not terrible....

Episode 54: Lizard People
Alex and Caitlin have finally joined us in the new year, keeping things on brand as Alex once again is confronted with a Harry Potter character comparison and Caitlin is besotted with another balding television personality almost twice her age. Topics include Sean Penn's interview with El Chapo, a Go Fund Yourself about Flat Earth truther Tila Tequila, and the attorneys from Making A Murderer. On a sadder note, condolences go out to the friends and family of Amy Regan, a college friend of Caitlin's who sadl...

Episode 53: Crystal Palace
Caitlin and another notable critic weigh in on Star Wars after she finally sobers up from her flight back to Chicago. Other topics include: Steve Harvey's Miss Universe mishap and an erotic novel about Republican presidential hopeful Ted Cruz. Thanks for sticking around through the long wait and happy 2016!...


Episode 52: Stroker Can
Caitlin and Alex weigh in on the biggest news stories at the moment: Star Wars and politics. Topics include Donald Trump, a girl who is very attached to a Justin Bieber cardboard cutout, and two Florida Men with their own unique sexual proclivities. Then Caitlin finishes out the episode with a kink shaming rendition of "Santa Baby" just in time for Christmas....

Episode 51: Magic Earring Ken
Alex and Caitlin have both had a crazy week, so get deep into the holiday season with a little history of Santa Claus, prompted by a letter written to Father Christmas from Benedict Cumberbatch. Other topics include a new product aimed towards people who suffer from Shy Bladder Syndrome and some Barbie and Ken Doll mythos. Big ups to now friend of the show Patrick Doyle, an important figure in Almost Famous history....

Episode 50: Local Hero Alex Warheit
Caitlin plays Neko Atsume while Alex recounts his harrowing experience in a high school lockdown. Other topics are The Revenant, a Kylie Jenner interview, and an Old Man Yells At Cloud concerning a bonkers study about sexual media and education. We can be your hero, baby....


Episode 49: Topical References
Alex and Caitlin sit face to face as they recount their Thanksgiving weekends. Other topics include: Bacon scented underwear, a Go Fund Yourself about music for cats, and the statistics on death by selfie. This episode is jam packed with suuuper topical references....

Episode 48: Pill Poppin' Michelle
Caitlin squares off against some adversaries from the Grandtourage who found her Cell Block Tango about Frankie Grande tasteless and offensive. Topics include: A Florida Man about a Tennessee teen who got creative about where to stash a gun, a man who spent thousands of dollars on psychics, and LAX's newest terminal. Get excited for another Face-2-Face episode being recorded next week!...

Episode 47: Baller Shardy
We're taking you to Flavortown this week with a GQ article about Mr. S'mores Indoors himself, Guy Fieri. Other topics include: a quick McStay family murder update, an Old Man Yells At Cloud about PETA and the "Selfie Monkey", and a Florida Man featuring a South Carolina couple's experience with a new synthetic drug called flakka. Plus, the episode ends with a special Frankie Grande themed rendition of Cell Block Tango. He had it coming!...


Episode 46: Shelly Miscavige Is The Most Dead
Halloween happened and so did Caitlin's college a cappella group reunion and you get to hear all the stories. This week's big story however is Leah Remini's new book Troublemaker and all it's juicy details about Scientology and Tom Cruise. Other topics include an Old Man Yells At Cloud featuring Fox News anchor Harris Faulkner and a The Walking Dead inspired murder. Out of everyone on the planet, living or dead, Shelly Miscavige is definitely the most dead of all....

Episode 45: Jaden And The Squad
We're back and so is Jaden Smith in another wiggity whack interview with GQ Magazine. Also, Giraldo Rivera tweeted something creepy to Canada's Prime Minister elect Justin Trudeau and a Florida couple decided to prioritize sex over surrender. Our pyramids are guaranteed circumcised....

Episode 44: High School Stories
Alex's latest commercial is out and Caitlin has taken up a hobby in her partial hospitalization program, plus Alex had to deal with some rude customers at the hostel this week. Other topics include: Justin Bieber's dad tweeting something truly awful, an Old Man Yells At Cloud featuring a litigious Connecticut woman, and a principal who lost her job for being in a Trey Songz music video. Okay, but what does a principal actually do, though?...


Episode 43: Dank Nugs
Alex celebrates his 21st birthday (again) and Caitlin talks about the looney tunes she dealt with at her most recent open mic. This week's topics include Dov Charney and American Apparel going bankrupt, a Florida Man who got too high, and Rage Against The Machine bassist Tim Commerford's conspiracy theory laden interview with Rolling Stone. Listen man, we got some dank nugs....

Episode 42: Commemorative Cheer Routine
We're finally back! Caitlin explains why the show was on hiatus and Alex recounts his first karaoke experience. This week's topics include: A company asking people to not have sex with the robots they sell, Morrissey's latest novel, and a poorly conceived cheer routine....

Episode 41: Baby Reservoir Dogs
Caitlin recounts her incredible weekend at Fan Expo Canada as well as an online altercation with members of the "Grandtourage." Then we got three back to back Florida Man stories that involve a lot of yankee ingenuity on all counts. Remember, Rule 34: There is porn of it, no exceptions....


Episode 40: Miley, What's Good?
Alex and Caitlin recount a celebrity encounter they once shared before diving straight into discussing the 2015 VMA's and a long overdue YFIP segment concerning Dave Grohl. And now, back to this bitch who had a lot to say about me the other day in the press....

Episode 39: Tiffany Manhattan
Alex considers converting to Mormonism. Other topics include: a third party candidate for president making a big splash, Banksy's latest art installation, the Ashley Madison hacks, and a douchey Miles Teller interview. Have an affair 'cause why the fuck not?...

Episode 38: Mandy De Sandra Himself (feat. author Christoph Paul)
Almost Famous welcomes its very first actual Real guest for an enthralling interview with Christoph Paul, author of the previously discussed "Kirk Cameron and the Crocoduck of Chaos Magick." It wouldn't be an episode of Almost Famous if we didn't squeeze a couple of stories in at the end however, so Alex and Caitlin discuss the Zayn Malik/Calvin Harris feud and a "Lord of the Rings" inspired Go Fund Yourself. Follow Christoph on twitter @ChristophPaul_ for more news about his upcoming projects!...


Episode 37: Breaking Bad Live Más A.U.
Caitlin recounts her disastrous move back to Chicago as well as her far less disastrous birthday. Other topics include: Two Florida Men who built a meth lab in the Taco Bell they worked at, a lawyer demanding a Game Of Thrones style arbitration, and the Pope trying to make the Catholic Church seem cooler. Also, huge news! Author Christoph Paul will be on next week's show to talk about his book 'Kirk Cameron and the Crocoduck of Chaos Magick', so send your questions to AF_Podcast, almostfamousthepodcast@gmai...

Episode 36: Law and Order: Florida
Not much is going on by way of Caitlin and Alex, but HitchBot the hitchhiking robot certainly had a crazy week. Other topics include: Lenny Kravitz, a Florida Man who lead the cops on a Capri Sun fueled chase, and a brilliant pitch for Dick Wolf's next Law and Order franchise....

Episode 35: Thot Pockets
Alex has had a crazy week with ups and downs like no other and Caitlin has the moving blues. Other topics include a toddler with a very special theme birthday, the dentist who murded Cecil the Lion, and a Florida Man story that proves men will fuck literally anything....


Episode 34: The Uncanny Valley
Alex and Caitlin welcome back Heather for the final UK edition of Almost Famous and talk National Ice Cream Day and creepy Englishmen. Other topics include: The Nicki Minaj/Taylor Swift twitter beef, Donald Trump's presidential bid, a new line of sex dolls, and the long awaited True Detective material from a lost episode....

Episode 33: Jesus Cheese Sex Magick
After a multitude of frustrating technical issues ranging from overwritten files to shitty iTunes updates to problems connecting with the server, we're officially back with a brand spankin' new supersize episode! Caitlin and special guest Heather are living it up in the UK while Alex struggles with a new work schedule and rebuked romantic overtures. Other topics include a flight of Florida Man stories, the homoerotic novel "KirkCameron & the Crocoduck Chaos Magick, and Ariana Grande's donut controversy. Get...

Episode 32: Gorilla DILF
Celebrate 4th of July with Caitlin and Alex as they discuss the landmark ruling stating that same sex marriage is constitutional, a handsome primate taking the internet by storm, Suicide Squad's on-set therapist and more. Happy birthday, 'Merica....


Episode 31: Winn-Dixie Asset Protection
Almost Famous welcomes Caitlin's mother as a very special guest. Other topics include: Rachel Dolezal, Pornhub's latest crowdfunded project, and the story of a Florida Man who absconded with $37k worth of steak and crab legs. This episode is because of Winn-Dixie....

Episode 30: Saved By The Smell
This week, Alex airs some more grievances about his coworker Liam. Other topics include: Caitlyn Jenner, the ongoing saga of Dustin Diamond's criminal trial, a Florida Man story provoked by a bingo game, and Vince Vaughn's smug opinion on guns. There's no place like home, daddy....

Episode 29: Quiverfull Of Arrow Kids
Kick off the month of June with Alex airing greviences about a coworker and Caitlin retelling her first standup comedy open mic. Other topics include: The Duggars, the "cool" Pope not watching TV, J.K. Rowling's sassy tweets, Taco Bell, a new Ben and Jerry's flavor, and a combination Florida Man/Go Fund Yourself story about a recently deceased Kentucky couple. Here's an official PSA from Almost Famous: Do not leave your car running if you plan on sleeping in it after rigorous love making....


Episode 28: Truth Booth
In this extra special super sized episoe, Alex and Caitlin sit face to face to recount their weekend together and Alex's cousin's wedding. Then they explain the genius of MTV's garbage reality show "Are You The One?", discuss a Florida Man who committed an imaginary friend homicide, and get grossed out by a Nev Schulman related raffle. Only the Truth Booth can confirm whether or not Alex and Caitlin are a perfect match....

Episode 27: Diablo Sauce
At the very moment of this episode's release, Caitlin and Alex are in each other's arms for a beautiful mother-son reunion. Caitlin decided to flunk her last two classes and Alex has exciting news concerning a popular fast-food chain. Other topics include: David Sadchovny transitioning into David Dadchovny, two celebrity feuds, an open letter to McDonalds from a famous actor/professional smug machine, and our very first Old Florida Man Yells At Cloud. GOD, DAD. YOU'RE SO EMBARRASSING....

Episode 26: Animal Style
Alex tells a creepy hostel story and Caitlin explains the tumblr meme "Spiders Georg" because she included it in one of her final papers. Old Man Yells At Cloud is back with a group of scientists who don't want anyone to watch TV, Big Bird gets his own documentary, William Shatner wants to start a Kickstarter to save California, and two different Florida Man stories speak volumes as to why the Sunshine State is the most bonkers in the union. This episode comes with the option of getting it animal style....


Episode 25: The Legend of Casino Seibold
Hold onto your butts because Caitlin has some earth shattering news and Almost Famous welcomes it's very first guest to the show. Other topics include: The Florida Man who tried to kiss a snake, Miss Piggy receiving an award for feminism, a petition to bring McDreamy back to Grey's Anatomy, and the elusive backstory behind Caitlin's nickname. Remember, the house always wins....

Episode 24: Hanson Vs. The Predator
Congratulations to Alex for landing a part-time job! Caitlin is plotting for this summer to be the summer of Casino Seibold, which will kick off with the wedding Alex is bringing her to in May. Alex brings his first Old Man Yells At Cloud to the table for the purposes of defending Our Lord and Savior Ben and Jerry's and Caitlin endorses Waka Flocka Flame for president in 2016. Other topics include a brand new segment called Go Fund Yourself and the nonexistence of The Beatles. Please, take a seat....

Episode 23: Candyman: Or (The Unexpected Virtue of Grilled Steak Tacos)
After another session of True Therapy, Caitlin and Alex discuss an international Old Man Yells At Cloud, Gwyneth Paltrow's latest goopy blunder, three Florida Man stories, and write the treatments for both a gritty reboot of Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory and their original Broadway musical. Steak's the king of meats!...


Episode 22: Almost Pacino
Caitlin's stressed, depressed, and no longer employed and Alex is still riding high on the euphoria of seeing a midnight screening of "Romy and Michelle's High School Reunion" at The New Beverly Cinema. Then they talk Jon Cryer's memoir, take a detour to Flavortown, tell tales of the Seibold matriarch, cower in fear over the demon-faced Lucille Ball statue that's menacing a small town, weigh in on the "Sherlock vs. Elementary" debate, and spend most of this wild ride doing Al Pacino impressions. HOOAH!...

Episode 21: Freaky Friday
Alex has officially crossed state lines and is popping off live from Tucson, AZ while Caitlin reveals her incredibly esoteric metaphysical theory on zombies. Other topics include: Zayn Malik leaving One Direction, a renowned mentalist's supernatural dating website, Dustin Diamond threatening to stab people, why Freaky Friday is problematic, and the glorious return of Gwenyth Paltrow and her lifestyle blog GOOP to the hallowed soundwaves of Almost Famous. Careful now, you might get iced....

Episode 20: God's Load
We're back with a piping hot new episode after a rough week of studies and technical difficulties on Caitlin's part. Caitlin got Alex a blanket and in return he tells her why dating a dad is actually a perfect fit for her lifestyle. Other topics include: Vince Gilligan asking people to stop throwing pizza, the Blurred Lines lawsuit, a greedy preacher by the name of Creflo Dollar, and an ill-named men's homelss shelter and soup kitchen. Feel the glory!...


Episode 19: Gooch & Racks
Alex and Caitlin talk bad improv and then take an illuminating and magical journey through Caitlin's OK Cupid inbox, bringing them to the story of a woman who got her car stolen by a man she met on the very same website. Other topics include: A Florida man who Gone Girl'd his neighbor, a crime-by-egging that refuses to be solved, and a Hall and Oates edition of Old Man Yells At Cloud. This episode is part of a well-balanced breakfast....

Episode 18: Manischewitz Meth
AF is barely legal and ready to fuck in this 18th installment in which Caitlin gets some really exciting mid-episode breaking news regarding a blanket she describes at the top of the show. Other topics include: The dress that broke the internet, IRL SVU, a Rolling Stone interview with Kid Rock, and Benedict Cumberbatch's latest good deed that missed the mark. Oy vey, y'all!...

Episode 17: Casual Encounters of the Bro Kind
Well, it's shitting snow in Virginia and Caitlin is losing her mind while Alex cries over The Last Five Years. Kiss February goodbye with the Amber Rose/Khloe Kardashian/Kanye West feud, a woman arrested for masturbating during a screening of Fifty Shades of Grey, a phenomenon in the craigslist casual encounters section, a small penis party, and a poorly named Krispy Kreme promotion. Brought to you by an uppercut from Batman....


Episode 16: The Execution of Caitlin Anna Seibold
Boy, has it been a rough week for Caitlin. School, work, and a little show called "Better Call Saul" is giving her the run around and Alex decides it's time for a family discussion about her life trajectory. Other topics include: Brian Williams being a pretty little liar, a bonkers Will Smith interview, the brand spanking new segment called Florida Man, and Caitlin getting executed in the most ballin' way possible. Don't believe me, just watch!...

Episode 15: Fifty Shades of No
Happy Valentine's Day all you beautiful chickadees! Join Alex and Caitlin as they delve deep into the love cave of E.L. James's hit novel Fifty Shades of Grey and let your inner goddess do the merengue. Other topics include some more sh*t talk about Caitlin's coworker, a Florida woman giving birth to a fourteen pound baby, and Comcast being terrible to their customers. This episode is Super Bitch Bauer approved....

Episode 14: A Prairie Home Duchovny
And we're back! In this piping hot ep, Caitlin and Alex plan a very special event that all of you are invited to and ruminate on how they would fare in prison. Other topics include Burger King handing over hella stacks to Jehovah's Witnesses, Ben and Jerry's newest ice cream flavors, David Duchovny's "dairy tale", and two (count 'em, TWO) Old Man Yells At Cloud stories. Plus, Yahweh has truly blessed us for Anthony Goldstein (Ravenclaw, Jewish wizard) writes another letter to his bubbe....


Episode 13: Möön Sküle
Take a trip back to two weeks ago when all of these breaking pop culture news stories were relevant. Caitlin recounts about how her cat disappeared for a couple of days, leading to the discovery of a leak behind her washer/dryer unit. Other topics include a Florida teen getting arrested for pretending to be a doctor, Isaac Mizrahi debating Jane Treacy on whether or not the moon is a planet, fond memories of To Catch A Predator, Cumberbitch leggings, the State of the Union Address, and a woman who faked her ...

Episode 12: Cowboys 4 Angels
Caitlin recounts her experience flying first class and Alex tries to surprise her with the news that Wet Hot American Summer is becoming a Netflix series, but unfortunately she is all knowing. Other topics include: Celebrity turn-ons, the male escort service Cowboys 4 Angels, Nickelodeon's hit 90's cartoon Doug, and stupid shit you can buy from Skymall....


Episode 11: [Redacted Government Secret]
Alex and Caitlin ruminate on government secrets like the FBI's cover up of the Sony hacks and the CIA admitting to being behind UFOs. Other topics include Madonna, Double Dick Dude (of Reddit AMA fame), sex ed, and Real World Chicago...

Episode 10: Hard Pass - A Wickedly Talented 2014 Review Show
Alex and Caitlin look back on their favorite pop culture moments and biggest life events in the year of our Godney 2014. Remember the Sochi Olympics? What about Tony award winning actress Adele Dazeem? And how about that boy toy named Troy (used to live in Detroit)? Other topics include: the most shocking moment of The Good Wife (spoiler alert), the episode of Hannibal that sparked Caitlin's massive crush on Raul Esparza (more spoiler alerts), The McConaissance, an original Almost Famous game you can play a...

Episode 9: Anthony Goldstein. Ravenclaw. Jewish Wizard.
Happy Holidays, y'all! Celebrate with Caitlin and Alex as they discuss Big Brother Canada, this year's winner of the Amazing Race, The Interview, Rush Limbaugh's thoughts on the possible casting of Idris Elba as James Bond, and J.K. Rowling's big reveal that Hogwarts indeed has Jewish students. L'chaim! WARNING: This is an anti-Severus Snape episode, Mr. Potter....


Episode 8: Edgy Baby Wedding
And we're back! The fall semester is over and Caitlin is finally free, however she does have some grievances to air about a coworker. Caitlin and Alex dissect a few of Cosmopolitan Magazine's sex and beauty tips, explore the strange world of Pup Play, and talk about the latest fashions for babies. This episode is sponsored by Dr. Mona Gohara....

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Episode 7: Woody Guthrie's Endless Skyway
Old Man Yells At Cloud returns with one man's journey to build a Star Wars X-Wing. Other topics include Caitlin's Shark Tank worthy business scheme, Exodus: Gods and Kings, and Gene Simmons....

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Episode 6: Baby Prana
Celebrate Thanksgiving with Alex and Caitin as they discuss Bill Cosby, celebrity feuds, and a bonkers Willow and Jaden Smith interview. Plus, Caitlin talks about being a Sugar Baby and challenges Frankie Grande and the Smith children to an all out fight at the Delaware Gap. On a more serious note: Condolences to the friends and family of Diem Brown, who sadly passed away recently. She was a great competitor on The Challenge and a courageous, inspiring woman. Diem will certainly be missed and was a fighter ...

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Episode 5: Shy Bladder Syndrome
We're back! Caitlin recounts her trip to the Library of Congress and does a special reading from the writings of Charles Chesnutt. Other topics include an Olive Garden Never Ending Pasta Pass follow up, the Duggar wedding, and outrage over a DirecTV commercial starring Rob Lowe. This episode is brought to you by the International Paruresis Association....

Episode 4: Old Man Yells At Cloud
Alex recounts his first wedding experience. Other topics include Captain Marvel, what Benedict Cumberbatch thinks Sherlock Holmes would be like in bed, angry clowns, and the NoPhone....

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Episode 3: I, Fuck Robot
If there were robots that looked and acted just like humans, would you fuck them? Alex and Caitlin meditate on that timeless question. Other topics include Britney Spears Day, Renee Zellweger's new face, the man who faked a coma for two years, lady Ghostbusters, and John Grisham''s views on men who look at child porn. Also, the sound is really bad this week! We apologize and will continue trying to make the podcast sound better as the show goes on....

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Episode 2: American Horror Story Island
In this Illuminati sponsored episode, Caitlin talks about her experience seeing the award winning play Take Me Out and Alex recounts his "21st" birthday debacle. Other topics include Broad Squad, The Player's Tribune, and the possibly impending divorce of Prince Charles and Camilla Parker Bowles....

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