Almost Live Almost News

Almost Live Almost News Podcast

Almost Live Almost News. We’re not trying to confuse anybody with this one. It’s not quite live and, frankly, it’s not quite news either. Our loosely structured show covers everything from entertainment and sports to politics and world events. Oh, and booze. We’ll probably talk about booze… Give us a try, hopefully we don’t totally waste your time. Have a suggestion? Want to hear our take on a particular subject? Let us know! Thanks for listening! -Ben and Sean

Episode 176
Viral aliens, Nic Cage and 157 pounds of weed....

Can-O-Bliss IPA NFL NicholasCage OskarBlues XFL

Episode 175
Football champs, “professional” gamblers and Krakheads....

Beer HellwindIPA PropBets SuperBowl

Episode 174
Ruined resolutions, rigging Monopoly and sexual charity....

2020 NewYear Resolutions Whiskey


Episode 173
Cheap toys, The Yule Goat and the guy pooping in your nativity scene....

Christmas Eggnog Traditions Whiskey

Episode 172
Festive beers, banana curry pizza and Lee Carvallo’s Putting Challenge...

Beer Christmas Pizza SierraNevada Simpsons

Episode 171
Baseball cheaters, Baby Yoda and green bean casserole....

Baseball Cheaters DisneyPlus Football Thanksgiving Whisky


Episode 170
German grocery stores, Chinese gamers and Australian skip tracing....

Aldi Blizzard IPA MapleStout ThirdStreetBrewhouse

Episode 169
Tornadoes, Die Hard Prequels and the Lady of White Rock Lake....

Glenmorangie Halloween Scotch

Episode 168 PT2
CBD oils, broke homewreckers and gangster movie gods....

CBD DisneyPlus Netflix Oktoberfest SamuelAdams


Episode 168 PT1
CBD oils, broke homewreckers and gangster movie gods....

CBD DisneyPlus Netflix Oktoberfest SamuelAdams

Episode 167 PT2
Dave’s critics, Dan’s aliens and Dr. Evil’s underwater lair....

Aliens Area51 DanAkroyd Oktoberfest Shiner

Episode 167 PT1
Dave’s critics, Dan’s aliens and Dr. Evil’s underwater lair....

DanAkroyd DaveChappelle Oktoberfest Shiner


Episode 166 PT2
Bounty hunters, brass knuckles and pink lemonade...

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Episode 166 PT1
Bounty hunters, brass knuckles and pink lemonade...

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Episode 165 PT2
Rocko’s Modern Reboot, football fever and a couple bros slurpin’ some Claws...

ESPNTheOcho Football Rocko WhiteClaw


Episode 165 PT1
Rocko’s Modern Reboot, football fever and a couple bros slurpin’ some Claws...

ESPNTheOcho Football Rocko WhiteClaw

Episode 164 PT2
Starcourt, Collin Creek and 1985’s third-best beer....

MallLife MillerTime StrangerThings3

Episode 164 PT1
Starcourt, Collin Creek and 1985’s third-best beer....

Beer MallLife MillerTime StrangerThings3


Episode 163 PT2
This week Tequila Tuesday, Area 51 raid, Fennboree, and Prime Day....

Area51 ForestFenn PrimeDay Tequila

Episode 163 PT1
This week Tequila Tuesday, Area 51 raid, Fennboree, and Prime Day....

Area51 ForestFenn PrimeDay Tequila

Episode 162 PT2
Bob Lazar, Mrs. Wheeler and aliens....

Aliens BobLazar RanchWater UFO


Episode 162 PT1
Bob Lazar, Mrs. Wheeler and aliens....

Aliens BobLazar StrangerThings3 UAP UFO

Episode 161 PT2
Texas weather, Canadian drunks, Chinese potheads and Keanu Reeves....

DayQuencher KeanuReaves Shiner Texas

Episode 161 PT1
Texas weather, Canadian drunks, Chinese potheads and Keanu Reeves....

DayQuencher KeanuReaves Shiner Texas


Episode 160 PT2
Long shots, fan service, fruity beer and creepy marionettes....

DayQuencher KeanuReaves Shiner Texas

Episode 160 PT1
Long shots, fan service, fruity beer and creepy marionettes....

DayQuencher KeanuReaves Shiner Texas


Episode 158 Pt 2
Long shot odds, game 7, yeti tracks and the Cannonball Loop....

Hemperor HPA NewBelgium Pt2

Episode 158 Pt 1
Long shot odds, game 7, yeti tracks and the Cannonball Loop....

Hemperor HPA NewBelgium Pt1


Episode 157
Guaranteed spoiler-free content, Florida Man and VHS porn....

Endgame FloridaMan Jacob'sCreek Shiraz Wine

Episode 156
Dirk retires, Tiger wins and the Skywalker rises....

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Episode 155
New phone who dis? The Big D from The Big G, and emails from Ariana Grande....

ApothicInferno Dirk Spam Wine


Episode 154
Funky socks, naughty leggings, Pepsi deprivation and brackets busted....

BlindTaste FlatEarthCruise Leggings NCAABrackets PinotNoir Socks

Episode 153
March Madness, video game tattoos and Denise Richards riding a robotic T-Rex....

BirdDog Bourbon DeniseRichards MarchMadness StrangerThings3

Episode 152
This week: Spoiled rich kids, the next generation of "action" cams and a whole lot of BBQ chicken....

ActionCam BBQChicken DeepEllumBrewing EasyPeasyIPA


Episode 151
This week: Jason Witten, John Wayne, Alex Jones and Iron Man....

AlexJones Hopadillo IPA IronMan JohnWayne

Episode 150
This week: Hot sauce, national emergencies, bad haircuts and Mr. Assman....

Bourbon HermanMarshall HotSauce Scoville

Episode 149
This week: mountain lions, blackface, stolen dick pics and a suburban sex oasis....

Bezos BlackPowder MountainLion SexDungeon Whiskey


Episode 148
This week: Beyblades, embarassing tattoos, bats and softcore Super Bowl porn....

Elkins ManSecrets SuperBowl Whisky

Episode 147
This week: Fyre docs, strange Nixon tattoos and Tom Brady sucks....

FyreFestival SpecialReserve Wellers Whiskey

Episode 146
This week: telemarketing nightmares, weirdly sexual back care techniques and whupping Batman's ass....

Bourbon HenryMcKenna Telemarketers WeirdInjections


Episode 145
This week: Playoff football, terrible music and brain-eating Great Tits....

GreatTits KentuckyDeluxe PoopCruise Whiskey

Episode 144
This week: playoff football, gigantic retail stores, movie clichés and the worst bourbon we've ever tried....

NotYourFathersBourbon WorstWhiskey

Episode 143 – Holiday Special
This week: terrible eggnog, ridiculous gifts and inappropriate holiday films. Happy Holidays!...

Christmas Eggnog Sake Santa


Episode 142
This week: Great eggnog, terrible stadium food and Taylor Swift's facial scanners....

Cohen Diplomatico Eggnog Rum TaylorSwift

Episode 141
This week: Augmented reality sunglasses, NFL scandals and a hidden stash of the good hooch....

Augmentedreality EagleRare Eggnog HiddenHooch NFLScandals

Episode 140
This week: GoFundMe scams, UFOs, virtual pop star wives and really big tourist traps....

12Year SingleMalt Thanksgiving Tomatin Whisky


Episode 139
This week: elections, frog ladders, ghost weddings and satanic law suits....

1950sdating BabyBlue Balcones

Episode 138
This week: Megyn Kelly surprises absolutely no one, Rockstar games releases another masterpiece and a woman joins the Mile High Club with her fiance the ghost....

Beer GhostCow Ghosts RedDeadRedemption2

Episode 137
This week: Sean wins the lottery (probably), an undead Apple-Cat plays heavy metal and 60% of the time, Sex Panther works every time....

AppleCat HalloweenCandy Leinenkugel SexPanther


Episode 136
This week: missing journalists, shredded art and abstinent athletes....

FloridaMan KirkandSweeney Rum

Episode 135
This week: Kavanaugh's confirmation, sex dolls for rent and aggressive mountain goats who want your pee....

Beer Goats Kavanaugh MartzenLager SexDolls

Episode 134
The guys go to Oktoberfest, enjoy some strudel and nearly get drunk enough to remodel the bathroom....

AddisonOktoberfest Beer Oktoberfest Paulaner


Episode 133
This week: drunk girls, aliens, fried foods and hidden treasure....

Beer Florence ForestFenn Pabst PBR Treasure

Episode 132
This week: Football is back, Alex Jones trolls Marco Rubio and Elon Musk smokes pot like the cool kids....

AlexJones BlackRidge Bourbon ElonMusk Rubio Sports Whiskey

Episode 131
This week: Beto, Paul Flart, Goldberg and McSkillet....

AlmostLiveAlmostNews Beto PaulFlart ZeigenBock


Episode 130
This week, Omarosa releases the tapes, Florida Woman runs from the herd and Paris tries to stop people from peeing everywhere....

AlmostLiveAlmostNews Bourbon EagleRare Omarosa Paris UrbanDictionary Whiskey

Episode 129
This week, Apple is rich, Brookstone is bankrupt and bigfoot erotica is hilarious....

AlmostLiveAlmostNews Apple AustonianWhiskey Bigfoot Brookstone

Episode 128
This week, Facebook takes a plunge, a new documentary takes a look at old Hollywood and the Cairo Zoo unveils their new zebra....

AlmostLiveAlmostNews Donkey Hollywood JandB news Scotch Zebra


Episode 127
This week, it's hot. Also, Russian spies, exploding tortilla chips and some pretty solid real estate advice....

AlmostLiveAlmostNews Beer Brew Chips Lagunitas LittleSumpin RealEstate Wakaliwood

Episode 126
This week, Stormy gets arrested, Papa drops the N-bomb and Starbucks saves the world....

Beer PapaJohns SierraNevada Starbucks Stormyarrested TropicalTorpedo

Episode 125
This week, there's a beer shortage in the UK, a whiskey shortage at the Barton 1792 distillery, a food shortage among breatharians and a talent shortage in Cleveland....

1792 BartonDistillery Breatharians Whiskey


Episode 124
This week, soccer stars are bad actors, children are bad bargaining chips and raining poop makes for a bad day....

AlmostLiveAlmostNews Bourbon EagleRare Podcast Rainingpoop Whiskey WorldCup

Episode 123
This week, The Donald meets Rocket Man, the biggest spectacle in Sport starts amidst the usual controversies and the Internet clearly doesn't deserve Millie Bobby Brown....

BlendedBourbon JacobWeldonWhiskey KimJongUn Trump Whiskey

Episode 122
This week, Scott Pruitt searches for used mattresses and hotel lotion, Trump uninvites current and future champions and a guy and his dog get matching tattoos....

1876 AlmostLiveAlmostNews Bourbon Podcast Pruitt


Episode 121
This week, Roseanne discovers a new side effect of Ambien, the President pardons a troll and we learn that nothing is what it seems as long as Zardulu is around....

AlmostLiveAlmostNews Beer PublicDissent Roseanne UnlawfulAssembly