Alright Already!

Alright Already! Podcast

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Episode 106 – Face Bowl
This episode has it all, FaceBowl in prison, carnies, sherpas on Mt Everest, and switchblade combs....


Episode 105 – Bowl of Listerine
This one has it all! Be sure to listen to the end for moral quandries and skip the middle if you dont want spoilers. Topics are Game of Thrones, Acme winning lottery tickets, the Night King’s brother Burger King, and AI death metal. Also, the least professional intro recorded!...

Episode 104 – Town Crier
Coffee naps, Notre Dame is on fire, Key West, Godzilla movies and diplomatic immunity! Also Town Crier the movie....

Episode 103 – 401k
This episode has a technical difficulty early on! Who knew? Lets talk wine bags, green on Thursday, Michael Jackson, and movies you can watch over and over....


Episode 101 – Dorf on Alright Already
Lets talk Dorf on Golf and the new year! Top grossest words in the English language and Mike and the Gam call in from undisclosed locations!...

Episode 100 – 60/40 Squat Cobbler
Tim is here! One of the original podcasters is back today. The podcast opens a goth club, the elusive 60/40 is discussed and the topic of squat cobbling is revealed....


Episode 99 – Genital Wig
The hiatus waitus is over! Lets talk Stan Lee, Black Sabbath tribute bands, walking out of movies and customer service. Congratulations GAM!!!...

Episode 97 – Ocean Size
Anyone care for blunch? The purge, dvd burning, oceans, kid trapped in caves and F Marry Kill famous Amys!...

Episode 96 – Salisbury Steak
This episode the guys explore sensory deprivation tanks, smoke balls, ridiculous fortnight names and Banquet Salisbury Steak!...


Episode 94 – Greta Van Susteren
The guys talk Sugarhouse and casinos, 90s bands with dead lead singers, XM radio switch and bait and F Marry Kill with a Latin flavor....


Episode 91 – Terryokee
Some guy named Terry is hosting karaoke. The guys talk pub crawl, alcohol and f marry kill over 50s!...

Episode 90 – Time To Roll Troll
Pete is here to talk best breakup lines, storms, Puddles the Clown, Oscars, Netflix, Pizza Hut sneakers, Pub Crawl and GULP F Marry Kill!...


Episode 87 – Asskido
The guys invent a new martial art, discuss Juggalos movies, the Mummers and F Marry Kill the Kardashians...


Episode 84 – Trunk or Treat
Its Halloween! The guys talk tv shows and discuss the latest celebrity deaths. Benson, Tom Petty, and Hugh Hefner all passed on. F Marry Kill is Jessica Biel, Jennifer Love Hewitt, and Shawnee Smith....

Episode 83 – Jack in the Saddle
The guys talk with podcast founder Jack! They talk about Walmart, tortoises and MTBS. F Marry Kill is Philly news ladies! Brought to you by Sir Charles Hard Cider!...


Episode 82 – River Runs Red, White and Blue
The GAM is absent, but the topics are on point. Burning Man, AI, escape the room, sweat angels, personality profiles and IT. F Marry Kill is Britney Spears, Christina Aguilera, and Jessica Simpson....

Episode 81 – In the Path of Totality
Dave and Chris cant make it, but Pete fills in on the soundboard. The guys try out their new Instagram live feed. Topics include Backyard Olympics, McGregor Mayweather fight, Schwarzenegger vs Stallone, MoviePass, Whole Foods, Mark Lanegan, and FMK Katy Perry, Taylor Swift and Kesha!...

Episode 80 – Loud Pipes Save Lives
Mike Kelley joins the cast to unveil his new You Tube channel, Mike Tinkers and Builds Stuff #MTBS. Topics are R Kelly (no relation), cat serial killer, George Romero, Lincoln Park and F Marry Kill Jawbreaker! Be sure to check out Mike Tinkers and builds things on Youtube here: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCB3Mi2ktsqI85Ed8DJvzYmw...


Episode 79 – Go To Sleep
Chris puts people to sleep, the Rock is running for President and Candy Crush is a game show! What has the world come to. The only way to solve this is Big Brother F Marry Kill!...

Episode 77 – Orange is the New Podcast
Chris celebrates his 40th birthday, do metal heads really worship the devil, its Slayer day, XM radio, Franks theaters and Muggs closes! F Marry Kill big bottom ladies!...


Episode 76 – Shazam
The guys play an impromptu game of shazam talk about Chris Cornell and play Fast and the Furious F Marry Kill for the second week....

Episode 75 – Nutflix
The guys talk Colorado, movies, Royal Farms, college and Nutflix. F Marry kill is Fast and the Furious....

Episode 74 – DroneDo
The guys invent the DroneDo, learn about muddy jeans, expensive coffee, Graphene and F Marry Kill American Pie....


Episode 73 – Survival Tips
The guys discuss Walking dead season finale, secret identities, Gwaltney chicken dogs, Elon Musk, survival tips and F Marry Kill is Gods of Egypt....

Episode 72 – Giant Chicken
Special guests future podcaster Vince comes to the show to learn the ropes. Josh delivers a surprise visit. Topics includethe snow, a giant chicken, Shaqs flat earth theory, data penetration specialists, wonder woman and Grammer man appears....

Episode 71 – Hiatus
The cast is back from the hiatus and from Wing Bowl. Stitches is in jail, George the Animal Steele died, Zealandia and Mid-Earth intelligence. F Marry Kill is Philly local meteorologists....


Episode 70 – Painted Women
Alright Already movie, dvd collections, taco bell chicken shell, death of Superfly Snuka, everyone has an arch nemesis and f marry kill painted women....

Episode 69 – 2016 Pre-Wrap-Up Wrap-Up
Happy 2017! The guys talk Christmas presents, Celebrity Apprentice, movie narration, Carrie Fisher, George Michael and Mariah Carey blows up New Years Eve....

Episode 68 – Christmas Lights
Its Christmas time! We’re talking drop shots, stupid board games, Christmas gifts and Christmas lights! There’s even a Christmas F Marry Kill....


Episode 67 – JFK’s Biceps
The guys discuss JFK, biceps, strip club banter, blackouts, customer service and do a beer taste test. F Marry Kill is a special Thanksgiving theme....

Episode 66 – Curbing the Nation
Its finally election night! Settle in with Alright Already and enjoy the evening. Special guest Chris calls in from Flint, Michigan. Topics include Dancing with the Stars, greeting cards and F Marry Kill is presidential movies....


Episode 63 – Denzell On A Horse
JK is here! The guys talk about coffee milk, Mike’s trip, the presidential debates, the Eagles and stars cheating.F Marry Kill Bond girls....

Episode 62 – Italy Jerks
This weeks guest is Pete from Lansdale! The topics include Mike’s party, drum solos, the sugar industry and how we think the same as Harmontown when it comes to the Noid. F Marry Kill is the girls of the NFL to celebrate the beginning of football season....


Episode 61 – Luchador
The topics include Luchador masks, free stuff from complaining, close magic and the guys F Marry Kill Brooklyn 99...

Episode 60 – Bovinimal
Vaping on instagram, the Olympics and McGlauchlin is sick. Gritty comic books and F Marry Kill with Divas from the Darkness. Also: Drone and Bone...

Episode 59 – Giant Daywalkers
The Gam joins the guys for another episode. Loads of ancient mysteries are discussed as well as the beach, divorce court and tons of new movie trailers...


Episode 58 – Superheroes in the Sky
This episode we welcome musical guest Jamie Stem from Sinch! Jamie performs his song Superheroes in the Sky and stays to chat about Phil Collins, Gallagher, Bob Dylan and plays F Marry kill with the first ladies of the Republican party....

Episode 57 – Shaq of Penguins
The regulars get together and discuss the 4th of July, underwater pyramids, genetic testing and the Lingerie Fighting Challenge. F Marry Kill is the women of the Food Network....

Episode 56 – Top On Screen Deaths
This episode brings a visit from the subcontinent correspondent. Topics include living in a simulation and a full list of each members top on screen movie deaths. F Marry Kill Baywatch!...


Episode 55 – Hard Ball
The guys are shorthanded again and talk about politics, gorillas and F Marry Kill Blade....

Episode 54 – Frugal Minds
T-Nice and the Gam join everyone for a discussion of Asian suicide culture, former president’s frozen sperm and F Marry Kill for Criminal Minds. Tim calls in from the mountains....

Episode 53 – ZSI Miami
Topics: Prince and Chyna died, ICP versus Scientology, underage drinking, the Kardashians, regrettably unisex bathrooms and F Marry Kill the WWE divas....


Episode 52 – 2 Years of Road Tar
The 2 year anniversary episode! The podcast takes a new direction, Merle Haggard and Gary Shandling die, Road Tar, the Purge and F Marry Kill with 90s talk show host....

Episode 51 – Carmageddon
The guys lived through the pub crawl, talk dick pics, video stores, Demolition Man, self driving cars, stump and nail and they F marry kill their way into Reno 911....

Episode 50 – Knifey Spooney
The show says goodbye to Brendan. Free Kesha, the Oscars, murkins, and haunted houses are all discussed. A farewell F Marry Kill of Australian actresses for Brendan....


Episode 49 – Palcohol and Hiking
The guys go hiking with palcohol, learn some juggalography, review the new tv season and play American Hustle F Marry Kill! Special guest Dave L...

Episode 48 – Thats What Friends Are For
The Gam is back once again! The guys discuss the revenant, erotic cakes, Abe Vigoda and nicknames. F Marry Kill the Leftovers. Download it for free at the app stowah....

Episode 47 – Snow Mans Land
Too many celebrities lost. David Bowie, Allan Richtman, and Glenn Fry RIP. The guys talk snow stories, barbershops and Philly Offensive. The GAM graces us with another stellar guest appearance....


Episode 46 – Winter Solstice
The Alright Already Winter Solstice party has come and gone! Its time to get back to business in 2016. Lets talk about the best movies and shows in 2016, white castle and RIP Lemmy! F marry kill with The Flash....

Episode 45 – the Podcast Awakens
Its a full house. Everyone actually saw the Force Awakens! F marry kill Ash vs Evil Dead Guests: Big Bill, Kevin, Dave the “GAM” and Ar!...

Episode 44 – Taking the Piss
The guys discuss rock front men, Thanksgiving, Ash vs the Evil Dead and Star Wars, the force awakens!...


Episode 43 – Low T and Me
This episode has Charlie Sheen, low T-levels, Schwarzenegger, and the Fall TV roundup. F Marry Kill with True Blood!...


Episode 40 – Manimal MD
The guys talk about the Alright Already Army. Manimal MD, cryptozoology and F Marry Kill with Bridesmaids. Jonny O also goes crazy with self help inspiration! Plus what would you wear in the zombie apocalypse?...

Episode 39 – 24/7 Brah
The guys have a correspondent from Pakistan, talk gluten and f marry kill XMen first class!...

Episode 38 – R.I.Piper
The guys say goodbye to Roddy Piper and Wes Craven. Talk about Ashley Madison, Labor Day and Captain America Winter Soldier....


Episode 37: Bad pictures and PENNSIC
Brendan and guest Todd return with an expose on PENNSIC, the crazy beat-each-other-with-swords, then-drink-and-bang-all-nightfest in Western PA. Dave stops by to comment. F-M-K: Serenity (man is that tough)....

Episode 36 – Beard Butter
Rub your face with the love-batter of Alright Already…F-M-K Dr Who, ghosts on Mars, other stuff. It’s funny, DL it....

Episode 35 – Juggalo Island
Tim is back and Dave E is in the house. On vacation on Juggalo Island, the Pope visits Philadelphia, the guys make up bad movie titles and work on Dave and Chris’s Amazing Race audition tape. F Marry Kill for Mad Men....


Episode 34 – The Night was Sultry
Jon forsakes the podcast for the beach, while Tim gets stuck at work. T-Nice sits in again to bring some action! Discussions include the new Batman v Superman and Suicide Squad trailers, best Westerns or all-time, and Chris’ odd thoughts on time travel. Mike’s Food Review: Papaya (with Chris!). F-Marry-Kill: Melrose Place....

Episode 33 – Enlightened Already
Allie is back and the topics are Disney, True Detective 2, Big Brother, Hannibal and gay marriage is finally legal! Also, F marry kill with the show Angel from the 90s....

Episode 32 – The Replacements
Jon and Tim are indisposed, so Big Daddy and T-Nice sit in! Best drunk stories, racial confusion, and Top 10 Vocalists. Mike visits Alma de Cuba. F-Marry-Kill: Buffy. Enjoy! I’m drunk and Jon isn’t here so this shit might not work...


Episode 31 – The Work Episode
Scott’s at the Phillies game, but still manages to call in. The guys discuss the worst jobs they’ve ever had, parades, Schwarzenegger movies and F Marry Kill the Bond girls. This week’s guests are Rook and Dave!...

Episode 30 – Montage of a Podcast
This episode has special guest Danny and Dave E. We talk Cobain documentary Montage of Heck, self driving cars and Portland. Special F Marry kill with Married with Children!...

Episode 29 – DNA Jenner
The guys talk about Bruce Jenner, timeshares, Macgruber and identical DNA. Also, F Marry Kill with Excalibur!...


Episode 28 – Movies, Mohels and More…
Dave is on air this week! Topics include head transplants, podcast conventions and all the new movies. Star Wars trailer, True Detective 2 and Batman vs Superman. F Marry Kill is played for 90210....

Episode 27 – Getting Unclear?
The guys review Going Clear the Scientology documentary and offer their opinions of what they saw. None of their comments are meant to be construed as serious, they are 100% satire. They discuss a new direction for the podcast after finishing the first year and discover the upcoming Damned documentary and play F Marry Kill […]...

Episode 26 – Darth Vapor
This episode introduces the first female guest, Allie!  The pub crawl is discussed, Wolf Cop, Xfiles, the zombie apocalypse and f marry kill for Charmed....


Episode 25 – Final FInal Frontier
Lookalikes, the passing of Leonard Nimoy, chicken pox, the Americans and the Alright Already theme song. Plus F Marry kill with Star Trek the Next Generation....

Episode 24 – Oscar Night
The SNL reunion and the oscars are discussed. We play F Marry Kill with He-Man characters. We also explore the cult of Travolta....

Episode 23 – The Rod Experience
Its Valentines day and the guys are covering some heartfelt topics.  Tim is out sick, but Jonny O, Scott, Chris, Brendon and Mike are here to talk about Neanderthals, powdered liquor and Kanye at the grammies. We also have F Marry Kill with GI Joe!...


The Haunted Days
Gravityhead from Dysphoria is here! We talk about the pumpkin incident, the current state of music and eff marry kill Happy Days....

Aimless
This episode tackles the future of toiletry, English breakfast, moving and F Marry Kill with 227....

2014 – Year in Review
This is the 2014 clip show! We talk whisper lady, metal bands, porno lines and eff marry kill Amen. Kevin drops in also!...

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Episode 18 – Philly Jerks
Brendon’s sick, but we have all the rest of the guys. Discussing Philadelphia jerks, U2 Springsteen, Star Wars, North Caroline and One Day At A Time gets F Marry Kill....

Episode 17 – Antarctica
The guys talk to Bill back from Antarctica and his handler Pete. Mr Turdeson chimes in about F marry kill for Bosom Buddies.  Bill Cosby gets discussed and Russian meteors....


Episode 16 – Super Powers
Brendan is back and the topics are super powers and hazing, take a call from Ferguson and from across the world in Singapore. Plus F marry kill Family Ties edition....

Episode 15 – Phone Calls
The guys just hang, talk about Ebola, crazy events on TV and use their new phone tech to call around for F Marry Kill. Brendan and Pete are back for a visit!...

Episode 14 – Getting out of Jail
The guys review Utopia, prison rape, this day in history, and play f marry kill with the Golden Girls. They also manage to make some phone calls!...


Episode 13 – Spirit Animals
The guys talk spirit animals, True Detective 2, Scorpion, and the #1 video on You Tube, Booty. They finally answer Jack’s viewer mail, do impersonations again and tell some crazy stories about bachelor parties and dead parrots....

Episode 11 – Movie Wine
The guys talk movie tavern, Simpsons, informercials and alt rock from the 90s. They also answer some viewer mail and do impersonations....


Episode 10 – Anniversary / Nerd Boner
Celebrating our 10th Podcast we say goodbye and thank you to Robin Williams. Discussed favorite military aircraft. Who really saw Guardians of the Galaxy and is Michael Corleone a villain or anti-hero. Tune in and decide....

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Episode 8 – Welcome to the Rumble Zone
Jack is back and its time to get back to business as usual. The summer tv schedule is discussed as well as the merits of the world cup. What are Stallone’s top movies and borrowing from Reddit, who would win in fisticuff world war 3? Plus, where do crazy celebrity rumors start? Find out now....

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Episode 7 – Fascinized
The guys discuss the end of the world, how to dispose of a real doll and musical guilty pleasures. Why does Tim hate ancient mysteries so much? All brought to you by our good friends at Lance crackers! Plus Dave and Pete come by to drop some knowledge....

Episode 6 – Alright Already Feud
Get ready for the mother humpin’ feud! The guys play the Alright Already Feud, talk about biopics, Gwar bar, laugh tracks and Tango and Cash! Feel the power of the new sound board, hear the crispness of the new mixer. Buckle up for some hardcore game show playing....

Episode 5 – L.O.A.
Episode 5 of Alright Already is unleashed on the world. Special guest Pete is in the house and the guys are hitting all the crazy topics. They pick apart zoos, asteroids and the future of food. Jack has an interesting time at Starbucks and the mystery of the constant talk about Life of Agony is […]...


Episode 4 – Livin’ Libido Loca
MIGHTY. MIGHTY is the word of the day. Alright Already carries on without our intrepid announcer Scott, and welcomes Tim back to the table. We consider the political viability of zoophiles, goat gyros, insult the Proud Nation of Germany, and wonder why the youth of Hatboro  take so much ExtenZ (and can’t find a trashcan!). […]...

Episode 3 – Rap Gods
The guys bust rhymes, risking an East Coast-West Coast rap war with as-yet-unknown antagonists on the other side of the Mississippi. Lens flare (thumbs up!), boobs on tv (thumbs up!), alien abduction (thumbs down!), baby-faced men with grizzled beards (thumbs…sideways?), and our favorite games ever: Hipster Edition....

Episode 2 – A Small Step Forward
Alright Already takes a small step forward with some new audio equipment and new topics. Ranging from Oculus Rift to Battlefield Earth and uncontrolled body cavity searches this episode has it all!  The crew hashes out their favorite bad movies and movie soundtracks, while welcoming fact checker Chris to the studio....


Episode 1 – Alright Already – Primordial
Primordial The first episode of Alright Already. Done under heavy duress and faulty hardware, the podcast that is “Alright Already” is born. Everything from visor wigs to Odorous Unrungus to urine powered video games and potable water, this is the podcast that started it all....