Alternative Facts from MWRcast

Alternative Facts from MWRcast Podcast

Official Anchor episodes for Mulder Was Right Podcast. Talking about a new alternative fact daily.

The Color Orange
Alt fact of the day: The color orange didn't exist until Willy Wonka discovered the Oompa Loompas. Everything that is orange has a little bit of Oompa Loompas in it....

Crabs
Alternative Fact of the Day— Cats are good at bowling....


Birthday Pain
Alternative Fact of the Day— When you are injured, nothing happens immediately. Your body waits until it is your birthday to suffer the damage....

Gwen
Alternative Fact— Everyone is named Gwen....


Baby NASDAQ
Alternative Fact— Until 2 years of age, babies have a telepathic connection to the NASDAQ....

Grave Robbing
Alt Fact— Every grave robber starts out as a humble shovel lover....


Owen Wilson
Alternative Fact of the Day— Every time Owen Wilson says "wow," an angel gets its wings....

Forks and Humans
Alt Fact— Forks and humans didn't start cooperating until 1612....

50 year-old clothing
Alternative Fact of the Day— Starting today, clothes are just for 50-year-olds. Sorry for the short notice....


Clapping
Alternative Fact of the Day— You have never stopped clapping....

Thursday’s
Alternative Fact of the Day— Nobody is mean on Thursdays....

Map of the World
Alternative Fact of the Day— see our twitter @mwrcast for the picture of the world map....


Galactic Federation
Alternative Fact of the Day— Earth would be allowed into the galactic federation if only we'd stop with the skeleton memes....

Newehallo
Alternative Fact of the Day— The word, "Halloween," comes from the German, "Newehallo," which means, "Don't touch me, I'm too spooky."...

Boogers in your ears
Alternative Fact of the Day— "Pipipipip!" is the true sound of orgasm....


Pipipipipipipip
Alternative Fact of the Day— "Pipipipip!" is the true sound of orgasm....


Christmas Burping Contest
Alternative Fact of the Day— This year, Christmas will be replaced by a world wide burping competition (all must compete)....

Germs are Shy
Alternative Fact of the Day— Germs are shy....

Public Farts
Alternative Fact of the Day— Public farting is the only farting allowed....


Elbow Paracites
Alternative Fact of the Day— Elbows are parasitic lifeforms from another world....

Orange Peels are Skin
Alternative Fact of the Day— Orange peels and human skin are completely interchangeable....

Bananas Innocence
Alternative Fact of the Day— Bananas are the most innocent fruit. Please do not tell them of the anger of the world. Let them be happy....


Da Boiz and the Concept “Town”
Alternative Fact of the Day— The boys are not, have not, and never will be back in town. Boys were banned from town in 1999....

Electric Dinner
Alternative Fact of the Day— Being electrocuted is very similar to enjoying the warmth of a quiet, contemplative dinner among close friends....

Girls, Girls, Girls
Alternative Fact— Mötley Crüe's song "Girls, Girls, Girls" was originally titled "My mother taught me to be calm, to be knowledgeable."...


Chameleon’s Gamer Tags
Alt Fact— Chameleons are difficult to see, even to other chameleons. They can only identify each other by their Xbox Live user names....

Grunting
Alternative Fact of the Day— There is a room somewhere full of old men grunting, and when you grunt, it is one of theirs that comes out....

Tree boys
Alternate Fact of the Day— At the center of each tree is a small boy. Do not speak to this boy. Do not touch this boy. If he sees you, barf....


Jiggling
Alternative Fact of the Day— Jiggling is too serious to laugh about....

Duck Cheat Code
Alternative Fact of the Day— Ducks are known for quacking. Input this cheat code {[53XDUX]} to hear them make any sound....


AFOTD: “Lip Testing”
Alt Fact— "Lip Testing" is the act of pushing your finger into the dry, chapped lips of a senator and contemplating the resulting sounds....

AFOTD: The Alphabet
Alternative Fact of the Day— The correct order of the alphabet is as follows: nvjdkflae~u39k§§boatjjjjjj^╚...

AFOTD: Gulping
AFOTD: Last year contained more gulping (among all species) than all previous years combined....


AFOTD: I’m a poet...
AFOTD: The phrase “I’m a poet and didn’t even know it” guarantees a satisfactory love life to all who speak and hear it....



AFOTD: Pasta Bears
AFOTD: All pasta is harvested directly from the ovaries of bears....

AFOTD: The Word Hump
Walt Disney trademarked the word “hump” in 1925, and nobody is quite sure why....

AFOTD: Connie Falldown
The act of falling down was named after Connie Falldown, the first person to fall down....


AFOTD: 2020 Olympics
AFOTD: The 2020 Olympics will be the first to feature competitive pornography....