And Then What?

And Then What? Podcast

Once upon a time there were two women who liked stories, so they decided to start a podcast all about them. And Then What? is story time for adults. Amy Jones, a video producer and writer, and Becky Brynolf, charity person & script reader, hang out in Amy's back room and tell each other stories –true stories, anecdotes, urban legends, messed up folk tales, long jokes, things we saw on Reddit, things we've written ourselves, anything.

Christina Aguilera's Discography
Soak it in, chaps. We'll do our best but episodes might be a little sporadic because AMY HAD A BABY!!! He's gorgeous and precious but doesn't sleep, and I think we can all agree Amy's sleep is more important than recording on the reg. We do have a DOOZY to leave you with in the meantime, including beautiful data, a sexy criminal, the lookalike tour from hell, and ANOTHER gobsmacking dick story (quite literally, this time). We love you, thank you for listening, leave us comments @andthenwhatpod on Twitter an...

Taylor The Impaler
We're back! After a lengthy break due to bad health (sepsis is bad, guys, did you know?) Amy and Becky reunite to bring you four brand new stories. Amy tells us about one very brilliant person, and one very silly person. Meanwhile, Becky talks about Vlad the Impaler's plan to help the homeless and how Star Trek is the reason Obama got elected. Follow us on @andthenwhatpod, and email us andthenwhatpod@gmail.com...

Now That's What I Call And Then What?: Volume 1
This week, we're just trying to make you laugh with a compilation of our favourite stories, from the very first joke we ever told on And Then What? to a story of some hungry seagulls which makes us cry laughing to this day. But with Amy and Becky both AWOL, there's a very special guest having to do the introductions for them......


Bitches Do Love True Crime Podcasts
Listen up, BRACKIES. We finally did it. Four women, one microphone. two bottles of prosecco (soft drink for Amy) and a bumper episode with special guests Kate and Georgie from Nothing Rhymes With Murder. Literally only cut out ten seconds from this one, and that's only because someone coughed and Flick was being a dick. Follow us on @andthenwhatpod, email us on andthenwhatpod@gmail.com...

It's a Weird Dick For a Dog to Have
Listen... the episode STARTS rough and depressing but if you stick with it, it gets GREAT. If you'd like to donate the the Macmillan fundraiser we mentioned at the beginning, this is the link: https://www.justgiving.com/fundraising/sheenapatelmemorial We're sure Sheena's family would really appreciate a donation in her name....

Eight Flavours Of Welsh
Guys, we are hopped on on cheese and grease throughout this episode, so settle in for a serious onslaught of giggles and good times. Becky brings two stories about assholes (or not? You decide) while Amy returns to Ancient Greece for another amazing myth (Zeus is reassuringly terrible), and also gives us a proper cringy tale from the legendary TIFU subreddit. Enjoy!...


Clean Hands, Clean Holes
We've got an extra long one for you this week, which we can chalk up to not seeing each other for a few weeks and being hopped up on cheese and ice cream like a right pair of grown ups. This week Becky fulfils a listener request and the result is hilarious, and brings us an obscure fairy tale. Amy's brought Greek myths back from her holiday, and ends the episode with a look at the brilliant Dr James Barry. Follow us on @andthenwhatpod, email us on andthenwhatpod@gmail.com...

Guest Fest Part One!
This episode takes us on a trip down memory lane where we revisit some of our brilliantly entertaining guest storytellers. Alice Vincent tells us how it's a small world after all, Dan Mitchell brings us an ancient Welsh folktale, Lowri Williams digs deep into her adolescence, and Simon Key tells us how the Big Green Book Shop in Wood Green came to be. Follow us on @andthenwhatpod, email us on andthenwhatpod@gmail.com...

This Won't Become A Game Of Thrones Podcast
We promise this won't become a Game Of Thrones podcast but we can't promise we won't speculate about which Game Of Thrones we want to have sex with... #TeamGhost or #TeamDrogon? This week Becky's got a long one and Amy's got two short ones, but it's about the quality, not the volume, lads. Enjoy true stories from the 1906 Olympics and New York's 1920s that are so ridiculous it's hard to believe they're true, and a lengthy tale of elderly married life. Follow us on @andthenwhatpod and email on andthenwhatpo...


A Liver For A Kanye West Concert
This week's episode of And Then What? has Becky returning to her roots – as in, excellent accents. She tells the story of the Organ Fairy (it's as unpleasant as it sounds) and the 104 year old woman who got arrested in Bristol. Amy, meanwhile, is telling the surprisingly emotional story of Cowboy Bob, the most unusual bank robber in Texas. Follow us on @andthenwhatpod, and email us on andthenwhatpod@gmail.com....

Avocado Garlic Burps
Welcome to And Then What?, the podcast all about stories! This week we've got some great ones – Amy tells a miserable story about a potential double-murderer, followed up with a lovely rant about misogyny. Becky, meanwhile, tackles The Big RBG and the continuing gender bollocks of the US, finished up with the story of a tiny Italian town that outsmarted some master art thieves. Follow us on @andthenwhatpod, and email us on andthenwhatpod@gmail.com...

Which Billionaire Will I Eat First?
Quite the journey this week, lads. What starts as a vaguely coherent but wonderfully giggly lesson about St David turns into an extremely coherent discussion about economics and equality. We also tell a huge-if-true love story, and pick apart the myths and untruths about our favourite words. Follow us on @andthenwhatpod and email on andthenwhatpod@gmail.com!...


The Unluckiest Pregnant Woman
Did you miss us? Did you even notice we were gone? Either way, we're back with four cracking stories for you INCLUDING a) the worst bride with the tackiest taste in the world b) a sexy great-grandmother and her naughty photos c) the true story that Disney doesn't want you to know and d) why amphetamines are just the ticket if you get trapped by Soviet forces. Follow us on @andthenwhatpod and email on andthenwhatpod@gmail.com...

Just Add Tits
Listen, we're not saying Becky has a thinly-veiled fetish but this episode sees her second story about a guy with horns. We also learn all about Phryne the Courtesan, Dirk the Penguin, Marge the Meddler, and some truly bizarre baby names on Reddit. Follow us on @andthenwhatpod, email us on andthenwhatpod@gmail.com. No really, email us! We want to hear from you!...

Same Procedure As Every Year, Jones
HAPPY NEW YEAR! This episode we celebrate a very swings-and-roundabouts 2018 with stories of fraudulent nuns and deck chair blow jobs (not the same story), a hilarious German tradition that's thoroughly British, and a quiz! Just a plain old quiz because who doesn't love a quiz? Follow us on @andthenwhatpod, email us on andthenwhatpod@gmail.com. No really, email us! We want to hear from you!...


ATW Christmas 2: Electric Boogaloo
Welcome to And Then What's very special Christmas episode number two: electric boogaloo! Amy and Becky both bring us the messed up Christmas traditions of their motherlands, Amy tells a chilling gothic tale from female horror writer JH Riddell, and Becky ruins Christmas with a truly terrible joke. Follow us on @andthenwhatpod, email us on andthenwhatpod@gmail.com. No really, email us! We want to hear from you!...

Off Get Arse, On Get Donkey
TW: we talk about miscarriage a couple of times during this episode. You might find it helpful, or painful, or something else entirely, but we'd be remiss if we didn't tell you before you listen. This week we also talk about journalist Evelyn Irons, a little known Stan Lee property, a short story long joke (yay!) and two very nearly identical bedtime stories. We also answer your questions! Not well, probably, but we have a go. Follow us on @andthenwhatpod, email us on andthenwhatpod@gmail.com. No really,...

People Who Work In Porn Are Probably The Cleanest
This week Amy gives advice on how to stop being followed by pesky photographers, and brings us a fictional piece she's written about a very good friend. Becky finds one hell of a relationship fail from Reddit, and tells possibly her worst Long Story Short Joke... Follow us on @andthenwhatpod, email us on andthenwhatpod@gmail.com....


Four Horsememes of the Apocalypse
It's a very death-centric episode this week. Amy tells the story of the saddest murder there ever was, following up with advice on how to survive the Titanic. Hint: Doctors and the Amish would not approve. Becky, meanwhile, has the most savage obituary ever put to paper – but thankfully, she's also got some ideas for films Hollywood should make instead of remaking Clueless to lighten things up Follow us on @andthenwhatpod, email us on andthenwhatpod@gmail.com...

The Slick Dandified Cake Eater
Hyped up on coffee and pastries, this week is an especially giggly one. Becky has a Scottish folk tale and the story of a Very Special Guest, whereas Amy talks about The Anti-Flirt Club (not quite as boring as it sounds) and the story of Thor's Marriage. There's an impressively bad range of accents on offer this episode, and for that we really are very sorry. Follow us on @andthenwhatpod on all the good social networks, and email us at andthenwhatpod@gmail.com...

Guys, Guys... Do You Like Goats?
Look, for various reasons we sound somewhat delirious this week, but if you roll with it we're all gonna have a good time. Becky returns from Ireland and manages to restrain herself to just the one story about her holiday, while Amy tells us about the great Carmarthen cheese riots and a potentially marriage-ending misunderstanding from Reddit. We end the episode by honouring the new Queen of Sweden, possibly humanity, and a good rant about Welsh accents. As ever, you can follow us on @andthenwhatpod, email...


Live The Life You Love, Love The Life You Live
We talk about some pretty amazing women this week, including America's first female detective, and an iconic soul singer. Amy changes the tone completely with a lovely Welsh folktale, and the ladies talk about the stories they're absorbing this week, which include murder and menstruation. Follow us on @andthenwhatpod, email us on andthenwhatpod@gmail.com, leave us a review however your dear heart desires – but if you've got nothing nice to say then SHUT UP....

Sit On My Furry Tail
Considering halfway through this episode we confront the reality that innocent teenagers listen to this podcast, we don't reign ourselves in at *all*. Becky tells a folk tale that ends up actually being about Chadwick Boseman's excellent time management, Amy shares the tale of the coolest, note-leaving murderer to ever not exist, we talk about THE WORST BRIDE IN THE WORLD and finish up by giving everyone the Disney remake 2018 deserves. Follow us on @andthenwhatpod, email us on andthenwhatpod@gmail.com, l...

The Mario and Luigi Of Podcasters
Welcome to this fortnight's episode of And Then What? This episode Amy brings us an historical tale of a real life Footloose, and the amazing story of Mel Blanc, the man of 1000 voices. Becky tells a story of a delayed train from football and travel writer Glen Wilson, and incredible Canadian author Sheena Kamal shares a story of female friendship and loss. Join us every OTHER Sunday for a brand new episode of And Then What? The podcast all about stories! Find us on social media on @andthenwhatpod, and e...


I Have Angry Sacs
We've both come armed with chilling tales this week; Becky's are mostly canine related from the depths of Reddit and East Anglia, while Amy's are about a serial killer with a twist, and a not creepy, but absolutely hilarious intern without a clue. We also take about 50 different detours from storytelling this week, including Nic Cage, Hairspray, and an A-list celeb with a painful fetish.... Join us every OTHER Sunday for a brand new episode of And Then What? The podcast all about stories! Find us on socia...

I Hope You All Enjoyed Your Date With Bob
Hello and welcome to the first of our fortnightly episodes! Yes, life is happening at an alarming rate, and so we're scaling back the podcast to once every two weeks - it doesn't mean we love you any less, but it does mean that exciting things are afoot. This week Amy tells us why Furbies (remember FURBIES) were banned by the NSA, and about a group of inadvertent superheroes. Becky finds a creepy tale from Reddit/nosleep, and writes something of her own! We hope you enjoy your date with Bob... Join us eve...

The Blackbird Screams
If you were ever a teenager in the 90s, or a teenager at any time, or if you have simply experienced the passage of time, this week's guest's story is for YOU. Special guest and longtime listener Lowri Williams digs out her teenage diary and recounts the tumultuous time that was being 15 in Cardiff in the 90s. Amy brings us a tale of a randy older gentleman whose organisation skills are a bit of a turn on, if we're quite honest, and Becky tells a story about friends who lose each other when a man gets in th...


I Tried To Record A Response, But It Was Just Me Crying
At 10pm on the hottest Friday of the year, we decided it was the perfect time to lock ourselves in an airless room and record a podcast. And yet this week's episode is full of handy hints and trivia! We tell you the worst excuse to give when you don't want to plan your boyfriend's birthday party, when Melania Trump is acting like a medieval British Queen, why you should NEVER win the lottery, and why sometimes it's best to let strangers think you're going to stick a cucumber up your bum. And then we also pl...

LGBT Kewlness
This episode is topical AF. It was July 4th this week, aka the USA's birthday, so Amy tells the story of the time Poland sent them a birthday card. It's Pride weekend, so Becky shares a tale of Gay's The Word bookshop and the LGBT community which thrived around it. It's Becky's birthday on Friday, so she...well, she talks about how loved she is and how everyone in her family adores her, but it's her birthday so we'll let her off. And then, because it wouldn't be And Then What? without stories of badass wome...

Go Hug Your Family
This week we've returned to Not London to visit the other half of The Naughty Step podcast, Stuart Heritage! Stu reads from his new book, Don't Be A Dick, Pete, and all three of us manage to tell loads of stories about our families without having compared notes or anything. But if you're worried you'll miss one of our tropes, fear not - Becky has a creepy German folktale complete with silly voices for you. Join us every Sunday for a brand new episode of And Then What? The podcast all about stories! Find u...


Ceramic Gannets Are Playing The Axiom Stage At 2000 Trees
This week Amy and Becky's special guests are all of London, busy making noise in the background. We've got a mixed bag of stories for you this week, starting with a nightmare mother-in-law, a batshit story from Florida, a sinful piece from Tumblr, a creepy folktale from Italy, and ending with an amazing story from the world of toys. Join us every Sunday for a brand new episode of And Then What? The podcast all about stories! Find us on social media on @andthenwhatpod, and email us at andthenwhatpod@gmail.c...

Giving Birth Is Metal AF
We're back with another guest! Hannah Flynn: video game maker by day, parent to a tiny baby by night. This week we talk about the power of protest through crafting, a brilliant story about Hannah's granddad, and several bodily functions. Amy and Becky learn that giving birth is metal AF, second to which Becky learns what an episiotomy is. Finally, we get a gift! We never get gifts, and after this one we might not ask for another... Find us on social media on @andthenwhatpod, and email us at andthenwhatpod@...

Touch The Poop
This week's episode has five stories that probably couldn't be more different. Becky starts us off with a thank you letter from a little old lady who has more to her than meets the eye. Then Amy talks through two women who had a "romantic, non-sexual friendship" but were quite probably queer AF. Becky's second story is a sorry tale of lost children, Satan's abused wife, and shady washerwomen, and Amy follows it with a story she wrote about a monster who has every accent in the UK apart from the one Amy was ...


Hold Onto Your Pants
And we're back with another podcast crossover! This time with one one half of The Naughty Step podcast, Robyn Wilder! The stories take a decidedly creepy tone this week with unexplained mysteries and an horrific folktale, taking us to the far reaches of Italy... and Sneyd Park. We also take a massive tonal shift into Richard Nixon's attempt to introduce a universal income - spoiler: doesn't happen. Hold onto your pants, prepare for your ovaries to explode, and settle in for another episode of And The What? ...

Praise Jesus, Ride Horses, Have A Good Time
This is simultaneously a very short and very long episode, courtesy of us only doing three stories but Amy's being an absolute whopper. We start with another poem from Becky's Poppa, this one all about booze! Then Amy tells us the story of Dennis Nilsen, aka the Muswell Hill Murderer, which is as sad as it is horrifying. So to lighten the mood, Becky ends on a story from Reddit about a guy who tried to impress a girl and ended up violently – nay, performatively – shitting himself. It's a story you don't wan...

Potaken
This episode contains not one but *two* weird-ass folk tales! One will teach you how to deal with a pesky mountain troll and one will teach you how NOT to deal with a woman who has spurned your advances (TL;dr – if you have to bribe them with magic toys which sing Britney Spears songs in order to make them kiss you, you're doing it wrong). We also share the tale of two incredible little kids, one who wrangles work experience at the Washington Post and one who runs off to Bali when he gets pissed with his mu...


And Then Moderate Fantasy Violence
What the world has described as the least ambitious crossover event in history, we're doing our first ever cross-pod episode! Alastair and Nick from pop culture analysis podcast Moderate Fantasy Violence join us this week. We talk about fake news on Tumblr, the life of American hero of the Welsh miners, Paul Robeson, the funniest work-related fuck up ever, and we round things off with a wild true crime story from Baltimore. Follow us on all good social media platforms of @andthenwhatpod, and email us at a...

Bulbous Salutation
This week's episode is about our two favourite things: heroes, and sex. We start with the life of Gustav Victor Rudolf Born, who was somehow linked to Einstein, J. Robert Oppenheimer and Olivia Newton John. Then we move on to Bunny Rodger, a war hero who went into battle wearing blusher and carrying a copy of Vogue under his arm, before returning to Britain to dress Scarlett O'Hara. Then Becky tells us about the time a man who studies algae for a living accidentally ended WWII, and Amy talks about a woman w...

Bad Things Happen In This Bra
This week features a lot of amazing ladies, from civil rights activists Joan Trumpauer Mullholland, to the world's first novelist Murasaki Shikibu, to the fictional but entirely brilliant Scottish folktale heroine Katherine Crackernuts. Amy also tells a brief (super brief) scary story, and blows Becky's mind a little with a tale of what happens with supermarkets meet science. Bonus stories in the form of Tumblr's analysis of Genesis (the bible chapter, not the band), when The West Wing met Hamilton, and we...


I Punched A Seagull Once
It’s a longie but a goodie this week. Lovely listener Sophie Patterson sent us a book and Becky has not one but three stories inspired by it – two Scottish folk tales and the tale of feminist hero Kate Sheppard. Amy, meanwhile, tells us about possibly the most unlucky hour anyone has ever spent in a hotel, ever. We both share cautionary tales about stealing lunches, and one of us admits we’ve punched a seagull – ten points if you guess who did it. Oh, and Becky does not one but TWO dodgy accents. Please don...

An Aquatic Minge Of Some Sort
It's another guest episode! This week we have Dan Mitchell, aka The Man Who Keeps Correcting Amy's Pronunciation, who may well be the Welshest man alive. Let yourself be soothed by his magically deep voice, which resonates at a timbre that allows him to communicate with subterranean creatures as well as humans, as he tells you first the story of Welsh legends Pwyll and Arawn and then of Brother Anansi and the Miracle Cow. Meanwhile, Becky talks about Cardiff legend Toy Mic Trev and Amy tries to solve the my...

No One Has Genitals In The Afterlife
It's a particularly giddy episode this week – full of calzone and extremely, extremely processed chicken nuggets, Amy and Becky tell you the story of the woman giving a blowjob on a Sydney train because "it was her birthday" (note: it wasn't actually her birthday), the long-lost daughter who ruins a woman's life, and the nicest bartender in the world. They also demonstrate how NOT to deal with finding your boyfriend's porn collection, and what REALLY happened when Ariel went to see Ursula. Spoiler: It's hel...


Is This Episode Sponsored By Hugh Jackman?
This week’s And Then What? is a bit of a family special. First, Becky has found possibly the one r/relationships with a positive outcome. Then, Amy takes us through Pauline Dakin and the strange but true tale of why her family had to keep moving around (spoiler: it involves the Mafia. Sort of). Then Becky talks to us about Helen Gibson, aka the best damn trick rider in showbusiness, before Amy finishes off by sharing some stories about her nan, who died last week. You might think that sounds about as cheery...

Our Very First Live Episode
It's our first ever LIVE episode! With an audience and everything! Hear us try to zjuzj up health and safety announcements, teach the audience complicated podcast secrets like clapping, and try our best not to burp into the microphones despite being plied with prossecco. We returned to The Big Green Bookshop in Wood Green and were joined by brilliant storytelling guests; listener Chris Sutcliffe, fellow #ladypodsquad Kate and Georgie from Nothing Rhymes With Murder, and actual author of The Friendship Cur...

Dogs With Jobs
It's a surprisingly animal-heavy episode, this week. Becky has another poem from her Grandpa, this time about what happened when her mother accidentally stole a dog, and tells a story that makes us all question what we ever, *ever* did to deserve dogs. Amy, meanwhile, tells us about how Pope Gregory accidentally killed a hundred million people because he didn't like cats. Becky also reads something she wrote about family and who *really* gets first place, while Amy reads something *she's* written which make...


The Best Bookshop In The World
In this week's special guest episode, we are joined by Simon Key from the Big Green Bookshop. He tells us all about how his bookshop got started, and how he accidentally got published using Twitter. Becky tells us another fucked-up folktale, this one involving what is essentially the plot of a series of Ru Paul's Drag Race (category is...huntsman realness), while Amy tells us the tragic local tale of Joyce Vincent and finishes us all off (lol) with a wank joke. Lovely. Follow Simon on @biggreen books, and ...

Aaron Burr Never Had A Lucky Day In His Life
In this week's episode, we cover all the important stuff. We talk about zombie dogs, Australian mob bosses who fight with razors, two post-revolutionary Americans with absolutely zero chill, two sets of twins who have found true love, and how you can tell if your parents are actually your parents just by looking into their eyes. Find us on social on @andthenwhatpod, and email us on andthenwhatpod@gmail.com...

She Can Write, She Can Fight, She Can Work It Of A Night
This episode is full of questions. Why did God punish an unruly vicar by giving him in a hole in one? Why did the Welsh spend years charging into battle screaming "Justice for Gwenllian?" Why is one of Becky's Poppa's poems hanging up near a nurse's office? Why don't people have a poop knife for every bathroom? And why did someone leave a comment on one of Amy's videos which just said "titties"? Thankfully, we manage to answer all these questions and more. Well. Apart from the last one. No-one is every goin...


Marry The Useless Princess
We have some EXCELLENT stories for you this week. There's the tale of how the Secret Service thought Richard Nixon had been kidnapped at Disneyland, there's a love triangle involving volcanos, there's a ghost story, there's a folk tale about an emotionally abusive King with a beard made of yeast infection, there's a cheery story about the death of an old lady, AND there's even a bonus urban legend that's so disgusting Becky almost throws up on the microphone. Happy listening! Follow us on social media on @...

The Least Romantic Valentines Episode Ever
In an episode that, due to technical issues, sounds like it was recorded in another dimension, we are taking on the twin holidays of Galentines Day and Valentines Day. To celebrate Galentines, we tell stories of female friendship: Amy talks about two French women who took on the French revolution, and Becky tells us how Marilyn Monroe did Ella Fitzgerald a solid back in the days whens segregation was still a thing. Then, moving onto Valentines, Amy shares a story of true love which involves more murder than...

Chris Hemsworth Versus Judi Dench
It's episode thirteen, but lucky for you we still have some excellent stories. We talk about the Demon Liver Surgeon of Queen's Hospital, a mystery race of people Amy is pretty sure are angels on earth, a Norse legend of which can be summed up by the line "Fuck the giants", and Becky tells two stories which are basically about how fricking cool her grandparents are. Find us on ALL the social media platforms on @andthenwhatpod, and email us on andthenwhatpod@gmail.com....


How Long Did It Take For Jesus To Gestate?
This week on And Then What?, there's a lot of screaming. There's a boyfriend screaming the name of someone he really, really shouldn't be (no, honestly, I cannot emphasise how much he shouldn't be), there's the screaming of someone getting their head chopped off in a creepy folk tale, and there's the screaming Amy does when Becky makes her watch a short horror film. We also go behind the scenes at the (science) museum, learn all about why Albert Einstein never became the president of Israel, and explain why...

Every ER Has A Butt Book
This week's episode features almost all of our favourite tropes – Amy trying and failing to pronounce Welsh names, Becky doing a wide range of accents, a religious joke, and us adding sex references where there's really no need for them. Unfortunately we *don't* have any folk tales, so you can't quite get And Then What? bingo. Shame. We also have the tale of The Slender Man, a medical story that will leave you clutching your crotch in horror, and a fiancé who needs some advice. We're on all the social medi...

Bangcakes
Another week, another set of stories. Amy has a story she's written that's set on everyone's favourite Tube line, the Piccadilly Line. Becky, meanwhile, has three stories – a short one that'll leave you feeling unsettled for at least ten times as long as it takes to tell, a short one that'll leave you feeling sad for at least ten times as long as it takes to tell, and the tale of Cappuccetto Rosso – which makes about tenth as much sense as the time it takes to tell. If you want to get in touch we are @and...


"Shut Up" With Two Ls
This week we have our second guest – Becky's childhood friend Felicity, a librarian who Becky has known for longer than some of our listeners have been alive (probably. We're popular with people in their early twenties, right?). She plays us a story which is essentially erotica in a broad West Country accent and gives us some excellent writing tasks. Meanwhile, Amy brings us a romantic dispute which is as hilarious as it is horrifying, and Becky has both an urban legend about a car park attendant/entreprene...

The Second Best Whore In London
Happy new year! For the final episode of 2017, we pull out all the stops: Becky tells us about two badass ladies to inspire us (the most successful pirate in history and a woman who repeatedly poured a whole bottle of wine into her chuff and didn't get thrush. We'll let you decide which is the most impressive feat) while Amy takes us through some new year superstitions and reveals what happens when a bunch of drunk zombies meet some angry cows. Finally we have a quiz to celebrate the beginning and the ends ...

Our Very Special Christmas Episode
It's Christmas, and that means it's time for a CHRISTMAS SPECIAL! Becky and Amy have the mince pies and the prosecco out, so please forgive us if the stories make less and less sense as the episode goes on. This week Amy tells the story of the most heartbreaking Christmas for a four-year-old ever, Becky regales us with the story of her being a very hungover/terrible girlfriend, we get another weird folk tale which makes us question if we're secretly witches, we have a Netflix game, PLUS we have a very spe...


The Danny Dyer of Popes
Six episodes in, and we're getting the hang of this podcasting lark. Becky tells ANOTHER religious joke (there's no way we're getting into heaven, is there?) and explains how her mum got her embarrassing nickname, while Amy talks about Harlan Ellison's career at Disney and the world's worst sympathy card. Then, we tell you about how we first met and explain the Bible to you in TL;DR form. Enjoy! Find us on social media as andthenwhatpod, and email us on andthenwhatpod@gmail.com. Want a snazzy And Then What...

Tom Hanks Appreciation Society
This week, Becky tells us the fascinating and tragic story of Loretta Pleasant, aka Henrietta Lacks, and has another messed up folk tale that we end up planning a full celebrity cast for. Meanwhile, Amy's talks about a couple of murderers in 19th century Edinburgh, what happens when Bill Gates lets mosquitos loose on George Clooney, and tells a joke so filthy that even Becky is appalled. Follow us on social media @andthenwhatpod, or email us andthenwhatpod@gmail.com...

Be Nice To Each Other, Don’t Be A Tw*t
This week we have our very first guest storyteller! Alice Vincent, Telegraph journalist and author of gardening bible How To Grow Stuff, tells us the tale of Bluebeard and his dead wife room, and all about how a bit of her favourite pub from Newcastle ended up in New York. Meanwhile Amy talks about a woman who tried to leave her husband and ended up accidentally poisoning his whole family, and Becky tells a story that's so NSFW you shouldn't even listen to it on work premises, just in case HR get wind of it...


No Houses, Just Avocados
Aka, The Bad Accents episode. Becky wishes to apologise to her Welsh, South African, Scottish and Geordie friends, whereas Amy's Texan and Generic American Male accents are so terrible that they inspire pity rather than offence. We've also got the tale of the Three Snake Leaves, an original story by Amy, and Becky makes us cry with another tale from the Caldwell Family. Find us on Twitter and Instagram as @andthenwhatpod, on Tumblr at tumblr.com/andthenwhatpod, search And Then What? on Facebook, or email ...

Are There Any Other Numbers In Wales?
We're back for the Difficult Second Episode with five more stories for you to enjoy. This week Amy tells a long and rambling Welsh fairytale, Becky brings us another weird af German folk tale, we discuss whether or not it's ethical to write a novel where you murder all your husband's female friends, and we both get very emotional over an old man having a poo. Enjoy! Follow us on @andthenwhatpod, email us on andthenwhatpod@gmail.com...

Once Upon A Time...
Once upon a time there were two women who liked stories and getting attention, so they decided to start a podcast together. In And Then What?, producer & writer Amy Jones and charity person & script reader Becky Brynolf hang out in Amy's back room and tell each other stories. In this first episode we tell the true story of Ruby Bridges, talk about a little girl who takes her geese to the moon, and drop The C Bomb within the first 20 minutes. Start as you mean to go on, I guess? Follow @andthenwhat on Twitte...