Android and the Tree

Android and the Tree Podcast

Just a pair o' pals doin' a podcast. Podcasting. Noah has a letter from Bill Clinton. Abi likes socks. They like sushi more than expected. Neither have been to Wisconsin.

Episode 25: Wolf Toss, Mendel, and Russians
Abi and Noah discuss the logistics of the X-Men Rogue's childhood, create a new game show with wolves, and generate wedding hashtags. #MendelyMendel2069...


Episode 23: Aliens, Soap, and Vegas
Abi and Noah talk about Katy Perry's E.T and the E.T. game and also actual E.Ts. They also do a very dramatic reading of a Shakespearean adaptation they wrote....


Episode 20: Musicals, Photoshop, and Anemia
Abi and Noah talk about their musical ideas, Abi reveals that she is actually Bucky Barnes, and Abi and Noah (who are a vampire and werewolf respectively) get into a fight....

Episode 18: Infinity War, Infinity War, and Infinity War
Abi and Noah pretty much just straight up talk about Infinity War for an hour. There are lots of spoilers. You have been warned. Also: the audio gets weird halfway through and I don't know how to fix it but no one listens to this so who cares...



Episode 13: Grammy Sue, Infinity War, and Vic Mignogna
Abi and Noah always talk about the MCU a lot, but this time they do it for like half the episode, which I think is a new record. They talk about other things though, like their 8th grade math teacher and William Shatner's dog....



Episode 8: 2nd Person Games, Minions, and The Rock
Abi and Noah reunite to talk about baby names, the logistics of a pet hurricane, and cars. Also they (read: Abi) screw up 1/3 of the way through, but it's fine. Don't worry about it....


Episode 5: Gravy Sauce, Almonds, and Thor
Abi and Noah talk at length about the MCU (as they do every week), but they also talk about other things, like vaping. Sorry the audio is not great at points and sometimes you can clearly tell that Abi is eating Reese's Pieces, but we had to rerecord this episode like 3 times because our audio sucked and Noah sounded like an otherworldly deity in one recording, so this is what we got. TW: mentions of rape and abuse in relation to Jared Leto and Johnny Depp (from 18:18 to 19:18)...

Episode 4: Kramer, Pleakley, and Poetry
In this episode, Abi and Noah read bad fan fiction, talk about crazy cat aunts, and maybe, just maybe, learn a little bit about themselves...

Episode 3: Corgies, Chips, and Charities
Abi's cat interrupts us as we try to have important discussions about corgi armies, baby kiling, and the difference between a dip and a spread. We also talked about Kirby vore for a hot second there. Don't worry about it....


Episode 2: Goody Goody Boy, RV Campers, and Tim Meadows
They said we couldn't do it, but we're back with our second episode. This week, we explore Abi's middle school lyrics journal, call out "glampers", and reflect on the career of beloved actor Tim Meadows. TW: ableist language...

Episode 1: Po, Poe, and Jesus
In this, the first episode of Android & the Tree, a podcast by two pals, we delve into important issues like the ranking of Pixar movies, the Immaculate Conception, and The Last Jedi discourse. Warning: this episode contains a great deal of The Last Jedi spoilers....