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Episode 94 - with Mariah Smith

Andy's Girls: A Real Housewives Podcast

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Episode 94 - with Mariah Smith

Andy's Girls: A Real Housewives Podcast

Andy's Girls is a weekly Real Housewives podcast that dives deep into franchise drama on and off Bravo TV. A mix of C-SPAN and "Iyanla: Fix My Life," episodes include discussions of franchise plots as well as the psychology behind the drama. Co-creator and host Sarah Galli is joined by a rotating cast of guest co-hosts, including numerous Bravo personalities. C'est bon. C'est bon. #AndysGirls ****ANDY'S GIRLS MERCH STORE**** FREE CACKLE WITH PURCHASE: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/andysgirls?ref_id=10233 ***MAKE IT NICE: FOLLOW SARAH ON SOCIAL FOR AROUND-THE-CLOCK POLLS, NEWS, SARCASM, AND SASS: IG: https://www.instagram.com/damegalli/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/sarahgalli Original Theme Song Composition: Camille Harris Graphic Design: Daniel Nolen

Andy's Girls: A Real Housewives Podcast

Sarah celebrates Valentine's Day the best way she knows how: by whispering "Mauricio" three times and opening the door. After finding RHONY taglines instead, she marvels over Sonja's continued excellence with one of her favorite Galentines: Mariah Smith, writer, comedian, and the creator of the viral blog "Keeping up with the Kontinuity Errors." They discuss the epic battle between Lisa Vanderpump and Everyone Else, why Margaret Josephs is the NJ MVP, and which Housewives season premiere deserves to be proclaimed a national holiday. LVP may have begun her swan song, but Margaret is making sure nobody is singing the blues - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 94!

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