Sarah heads over to Vanderpump Dogs, in search of whomever is handling press for Lucy Lucy Apple Juicey. After being told that unfortunately Lucy only grants interviews to video bitches, Sarah pops over to the Linnethia Leakes Reading Library: For Folks Who Like Shade and Aren't Afraid to Throw It. After signing out a copy of Life on the Ramona Coaster, she meets up with fellow RH scholar, and OG of the AG, writer/comedian Damian Bellino. They count down their least favorite Housewives, debate the alleged downfall of LVP, the war of roses (and rosé) between Dorinda and LuAnn, and what the RHONY Season 11 premiere means for an OG NY's housewife's return. Barbara K has a tool box, if only she could fix Danielle Staub's loose screws - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 97!