Answer Me This!

Answer Me This! Podcast

Helen Zaltzman and Olly Mann host the award-winning podcast that has been answering the world's questions since 2007. Visit the official website at answermethispodcast.com. Buy classic episodes, albums and apps at answermethisstore.com.

AMT387: Bear Nipples, Easy-Bake Ovens and Salmon Vending Machines
In AMT387 questioneers want to know how pregnancy tests work, how many nipples bears have, why there are salmon vending machines in Singapore, and how to deal with old friends who don't know you have amnesia. Find out more about this episode at . Send us questions for future episodes: email written words or voice recordings to answermethispodcast@googlemail.com. Tweet us  Facebook Our new album Home Entertainment is available now for £paywhatyouwant for a limited period at , where you can also obtain our ...

AMT387: Bear Nipples, Easy-Bake Ovens and Salmon Vending Machines
In AMT387 questioneers want to know how pregnancy tests work, how many nipples bears have, why there are salmon vending machines in Singapore, and how to deal with old friends who don't know you have amnesia. Find out more about this episode at . Send us questions for future episodes: email written words or voice recordings to answermethispodcast@googlemail.com. Tweet us  Facebook Our new album Home Entertainment is available now for £paywhatyouwant for a limited period at , where you can also obtain our ...

retro AMT192
In your feed for one month only, it's retro AMT192, originally from 13 October 2011, featuring questions about the first ever YouTube video, the other brick road in The Wizard of Oz, royal towns, and getting a secret vasectomy after accompanying kids to Disney World. This episode originally appeared at . There'll be an all-new episode of AMT on the first Thursday of the month. Send us questions to answer: email written words or voice memos to . For more AMT, you can obtain episodes 1-200 and our Best Ofs an...


AMT386: Dirty Doormats, Sitcom Sets, and Handheld Indulgence Ice Cream
Beloved listeners: as we've said in the past, AMT doesn't tend to discuss current events, as we know a lot of you turn to the show to give yourselves a brief break from dealing with reality. We hope you're holding up and finding ways to be productive. Meanwhile, here's AMT386, a hearty plateful of low-stress chat about topics including wedding snubs, Magnums vs Soleros, lava lamp liquids, and getting your sex toys back from your ex's house. Find out more about this episode at . Send us questions for future ...

retro AMT130
In your feed for one month only, it's retro AMT130! Wherein we learn how canned tuna is cooked; the origins of port and starboard; your forebears bequeathing things to you while they're still alive; which came first, the McChicken Nugget or the Egg McMuffin; and an appalling homemade hair product for wooing.   We also have an announcement about a Fun New AMT Thing! This episode originally appeared at on 8 April 2010. There'll be an all-new episode of AMT on the first Thursday of the month. Send us question...

AMT385: Cold Toast, Intimate Bleaching and Rickrolling
AMT385's questioneers are curious about the financial side of rickrolling, Hollywood teeth, novelty lamps and bleached bumholes. Find out more about this episode at . Send us questions for future episodes: email written words or voice recordings to answermethispodcast@googlemail.com. Tweet us  Facebook Hear AMT episodes 1-200, all five of our special albums, and our Best Of compilations at .  Hear our other work: Helen Zaltzman's podcasts The Allusionist at and Veronica Mars Investigations at ; Olly Mann...


retro AMT171
Let's shuffle back to 2011 with retro AMT171, in which we wonder whether Steps will reunite (they did!), whether you can make use of a broken teapot (you can!) and what it would be like to have a playdate with Bob Dylan (still TBD!) This episode originally appeared at on 17 March 2011. There'll be an all-new episode of AMT on the first Thursday of the month. Send us questions to answer: email written words or voice memos to . For more AMT, episodes 1-200 and our Best Ofs and special albums are available fr...

AMT384: Leopard Print, Badger Repellent, and a Fortress of Toasters
Welcome! We hope you're doing OK. We're keeping AMT a pandemic-free pod, so if you're looking for content to take your mind off things for a bit, AMT384 can provide, with questioneers wondering why leopard print is considered sexy, how ghostwriters get paid, and what to do with their father's huge collection of old buildings and toasters. Find out more about this episode at . Send us questions for future episodes: email written words or voice recordings to answermethispodcast@googlemail.com. Tweet us Face...

retro AMT257
Let's skedaddle back to 2013 with retro AMT257, featuring questions about Google Doodles, child actors, polling stations and a magpie attacking your ratatouille. This episode originally appeared at on 16 May 2013. There'll be an all-new episode of AMT on the first Thursday of the month. Send us questions to answer: email written words or voice memos to . For more AMT, episodes 1-200 and our best ofs and special albums are available from . Tweet us http://twitter.com/helenandolly Facebook http://facebook.co...


AMT383: Missing Cats, Portraits' Eyes, and Jeremy Bentham's Corpse
AMT383's questioneers need to know what those funny things are called that you stick your face through at the seaside, how many lightbulbs there are in Las Vegas, how to say farewell to a hook-up, and why the corpse of utilitarian philosopher Jeremy Bentham is still keeping busy at university. Find out more about this episode at . Send us questions for future episodes: email written words or voice recordings to answermethispodcast@googlemail.com. Tweet us Facebook Hear AMT episodes 1-200, all five of our...

retro AMT30
From AMT's first year, it's retro episode 30, featuring Trivial Pursuit cake, mouthwash lumps, and novelty wanks.  This episode originally appeared at on 27 September 2007. The retro episodes are in your feed for one month only, but to keep them forever, buy episodes 1-200 from . There'll be an all-new episode of AMT on the first Thursday of the month. Send us questions to answer: email written words or voice memos to answermethispodcast@googlemail.com. Tweet us http://twitter.com/helenandolly Facebook htt...

AMT382: Ice Skating Music, Monks' Hairdos, and Life Coaching
In AMT382, we hear from questioneers concerned about their friend's expenditure on life coaches, the ethics of placing fake animals on wildlife tours, disposal of an unwanted Book of Mormon, and scattering a grandparent's ashes on someone else's property. Find out more about this episode at . Send us questions for future episodes: email written words or voice recordings to answermethispodcast@googlemail.com. Tweet us Facebook Hear AMT episodes 1-200, all five of our special albums including AMT Love, and...


retro AMT96
Dusted off and brought up from the AMT cellars for an airing, it's retro AMT96, featuring judges' wigs, newsreaders' desks, and jury service. This episode originally appeared at on 21 May 2009. The retro episodes are in your feed for one month only, but to keep them forever, buy episodes 1-200 from . There'll be an all-new episode of AMT on the first Thursday of the month. Send us questions to answer: email written words or voice memos to answermethispodcast@googlemail.com. Tweet us http://twitter.com/hele...

AMT381: Slapstick, Eggy Smell and Your Naked Dad
In AMT381, questioneers are worrying about lost jewels, stinking out the office, dad doing the gardening in the nude, and what happens to trains in Thomas The Tank Engine when they die. Find out more about this episode at . Send us questions for future episodes: email written words or voice recordings to answermethispodcast@googlemail.com. Tweet us Facebook Hear AMT episodes 1-200, all five of our special albums including AMT Love, and our Best Of compilations at .  Hear our other work: Helen Zaltzman's ...

AMT380: Candy Canes, Family Pranks and Talking Dogs
Well Spotify just named AMT one of the top podcasts of the decade, so let's conclude the 2010s with a bumper episode of festive questions. In AMT380 we learn how the canine actors in the festive film Santa Buddies look like they're talking; how to stop your well-meaning friends interfering with your plan to enjoy Christmas alone; and what artificial Christmas trees have in common with toilet-cleaning. Find out more about this episode at . Send us questions for future episodes: email written words or voice m...


retro AMT 120
For this month's retro AMT, we travel back a decade to find our past selves had very different opinions about the gender binary and also hats, but Olly has remained consistent in his indifference to jigsaws. This episode originally appeared at answermethispodcast.com/episode120 on 2 December 2009. Want to complete your AMT collection? Episodes 1-200 are available from http://answermethisstore.com where there is an INCREDIBLE BLACK FRIDAY DEEP DISCOUNT on everything till Cyber Monday. There'll be an all-new ...

retro AMT 120
For this month's retro AMT, we travel back a decade to find our past selves had very different opinions about the gender binary and also hats, but Olly has remained consistent in his indifference to jigsaws. This episode originally appeared at answermethispodcast.com/episode120 on 2 December 2009. Want to complete your AMT collection? Episodes 1-200 are available from http://answermethisstore.com where there is an INCREDIBLE BLACK FRIDAY DEEP DISCOUNT on everything till Cyber Monday. There'll be an all-new ...

AMT379: Fly Spray, Dogs vs Children, and Garlic Breath
Is it OK to steal someone else's discarded room service jam? Is it OK to let friends take me on an all-expenses-paid holiday? Is it OK that my sister-in-law has given her dog the same name as my child? And is whatever the heck is going on in the video for 'Total Eclipse of the Heart' OK? We deal with all these questions and more in AMT379 - and, following last month's consideration of the mathematical riddle 'As I Was Going To St Ives', we receive clarification from the actual mayor of St Ives!  Find out mo...


AMT379: Fly Spray, Dogs vs Children, and Garlic Breath
Is it OK to steal someone else's discarded room service jam? Is it OK to let friends take me on an all-expenses-paid holiday? Is it OK that my sister-in-law has given her dog the same name as my child? And is whatever the heck is going on in the video for 'Total Eclipse of the Heart' OK? We deal with all these questions and more in AMT379 - and, following last month's consideration of the mathematical riddle 'As I Was Going To St Ives', we receive clarification from the actual mayor of St Ives!  Find out mo...

Retro AMT300
Five years ago, AMT hit a landmark: 300 episodes! To celebrate, we recruited celeb question-answerers, including podcast legend Adam Buxton, comedy legend Josie Long, radio legend Tony Blackburn, MaxFun legends Jesse and Theresa Thorn, and more. Hear their advice and opinions about creativity, bumhole problems, and nutmeg. This episode originally appeared at answermethispodcast.com/episode300 on 16 October 2014. Want to complete your AMT collection? Episodes 1-200 are available from http://answermethisstore...

AMT378: Blue Peter Dogs, Cats in Sacks, and Getting Over A Lipstick Fetishist
In AMT378, we celebrate the arrival of Olly's new child, and consider listeners' problems with attraction/lack thereof, home security systems, and mathematical nursery rhymes.  Find out more about this episode at . Send us questions for future episodes: email written words or voice memos to answermethispodcast@googlemail.com. Tweet us Facebook Subscribe on Apple Podcasts  Hear AMT episodes 1-200, all five of our special albums, and our Best Of compilations at .  Hear Helen Zaltzman's podcast The Allusio...


retro AMT129
Hooray, a retro episode *relatively* low in shame! And high in good questions: why do we throw rice at weddings? Who invented a stretch limo, and more importantly, why? Is it worth joining MENSA? Why oh why is there kidney fat in desserts?? This episode originally appeared at answermethispodcast.com/episode129 on 1 April 2010. Want to complete your AMT collection? Episodes 1-200 are available from http://answermethisstore.com.  There'll be an all-new episode of AMT on the first Thursday of the month. Send u...

AMT377: Bull and Bear, Quality Street and Biblical Jokes
In AMT377, we go looking for jokes in the Bible. It's...a mixed bag. Find out more about this episode at . Send us questions for future episodes: email written words or voice memos to answermethispodcast@googlemail.com. Tweet us Facebook Subscribe on Apple Podcasts  Hear AMT episodes 1-200, all five of our special albums, and our Best Of compilations at .  Hear Helen Zaltzman's podcast The Allusionist at , Olly Mann's The Modern Mann at , and Martin Austwick's Song By Song at . This episode is sponsored...

retro AMT74
Two major things happened in the first week of November 2008: 1. Barack Obama won the US election; 2. AMT74 was released, with discussions of pink socks (urgh!), maybe having an affair with your much much older neighbour (nooo!), and the big deal about the Mona Lisa (hmmmm?). This episode originally appeared at answermethispodcast.com/episode74. Want to complete your AMT collection? Episodes 1-200 are available from http://answermethisstore.com.  There'll be an all-new episode of AMT on the first Thursday o...


AMT376: Morse Code, European Monkeys, and Peanuts
Peanuts! Why do pubs have them? Monkeys! Why does Gibraltar have them and the rest of of Europe doesn't? Pickled eggs! Why does anyone eat them? We can't answer that third question, but tackle the others and more in AMT376. Find out more about this episode at . Send us questions for future episodes: email written words or voice memos to answermethispodcast@googlemail.com. Tweet us Facebook Subscribe on Apple Podcasts  Hear AMT episodes 1-200, all five of our special albums, and our Best Of compilations ...

Retro AMT189
Travel with us back to August 2011, when AMT went outside for the first time and recorded an episode at the Green Man festival in Wales. We sound annoyingly hyper and Olly gets stung by a wasp twice, so you might understand why we never went outside again. This episode originally appeared at answermethispodcast.com/episode189. Want to complete your AMT collection? Episodes 1-200 are available from http://answermethisstore.com.  There'll be an all-new episode of AMT on the first Thursday of the month. Send ...

AMT375: Scratchcards, Pincushions, and Sherlock Holmes on coke
In AMT375, mysteries abound: is there a murder plot in Jane Austen's Emma? Why don't newsagents get rich off scratchcards? Can you really make eggs benedict in a microwave? And how the blazes do you get a sieve clean??? Find out more about this episode at . Send us questions for future episodes: email written words or voice memos to answermethispodcast@googlemail.com. Tweet us Facebook Subscribe on Apple Podcasts  Hear AMT episodes 1-200, all five of our special albums, and our Best Of compilations at ....


Retro AMT293
From the abundant Answer Me This vaults we have plucked episode 293, originally aired 3 July 2014. Questioneers wonder why sitcom neighbours are always borrowing a cup of sugar, and how to make friends by talking about rock star deaths. This episode originally appeared at answermethispodcast.com/episode293. Want to complete your AMT collection? Episodes 1-200 are available from http://answermethisstore.com.  There'll be an all-new episode of AMT on the first Thursday of the month. Send us questions to answ...

AMT374: Jellyfish, Green Screens and Sea Monkey Soup
Greetings, listeners! If you've ever wondered how jellyfish eat, shit and bonk, we've taken the hit to our search histories to illuminate you in AMT374. Plus: post-chemo hair; green screens; microwave mug cakes; and Ryvita. Find out more about this episode at . Send us questions for future episodes: email written words or voice memos to answermethispodcast@googlemail.com. Tweet us Facebook Subscribe on Apple Podcasts  Hear AMT episodes 1-200, all five of our special albums, and our Best Of compilations ...

Retro AMT109
Available for one month only, it's Answer Me This episode 109, originally aired 17 September 2009. Questioneers wonder about the point of clip-on ties, the blank pages at the end of books, celebrity perfumes, and grandmothers sucking eggs.  This episode originally appeared at answermethispodcast.com/episode109. This retro episode is available in your feed for one month only, but if you'd like to add episodes 1-200 to your permanent collection, head to http://answermethisstore.com.  There'll be an all-new e...


AMT373: Dr Martens, the Queen's Private Cinema, and Helen's Sentient Bed
Things that have got the listeners perplexed this month: what do you do when you and your partner have the same name? Why doesn't the evil queen in Narnia drive a snazzier form of transport than a sled? And how does the Queen go to the cinema? Find out more about this episode at . Send us questions for future episodes: email written words or voice memos to answermethispodcast@googlemail.com. Tweet us Facebook Subscribe on Apple Podcasts  Hear AMT episodes 1-200, all five of our special albums, and our B...

retro AMT134
Unearthed from the AMT vaults, it's episode 134, originally aired 6 May 2010. Helen and Martin were freshly united in engagement, and we didn't quite yet know it but the Conservatives and Lib Dems were about to be united by a hung parliament. Also, way back then, phone chargers were much chunkier, which made it more notable when people were smuggling them in their bodily passages. Plus! Questions about JDate, dinosaur meat, porky pies, the newly completed Burj Khalifa, and fonts. This episode originally ap...

AMT372: Cummerbunds, Mummified Monarchs, and Mr Motivator
Whatever happened to aerobics on morning telly, the corpse of Henry VIII, and cummerbunds? We crack these mysteries and more in AMT372. Find out more about this episode at . Send us questions for future episodes: email written words or voice memos to answermethispodcast@googlemail.com. Tweet us Facebook Subscribe on Apple Podcasts  Hear AMT episodes 1-200, all five of our special albums, and our Best Of compilations at .  Hear Helen Zaltzman's podcast The Allusionist at , Olly Mann's The Modern Mann at ...


retro AMT29
Unearthed from the AMT vaults, it's episode 29, originally aired 20 September 2007 - the first year of the show, so very much a different era of our lives. And a different era of Britain, when Gordon Brown was in charge, Bebo was still alive, and Nuts TV was the new (but still too old) kid on the media block. Plus, hear Helen's grandmother's amazing conspiracy theory about Princess Diana, and how Martin the Sound Man got hustled into buying ill-fitting bespoke shorts. This retro episode is available in your...

AMT371: Gladiator Shortages, 'Go West', and Cats for Students
In AMT371 we hear about letting a cat out of the bag and getting a peacock INTO the bag. Both sound very painful. Find out more about this episode at . Send us questions for future episodes: email written words or voice memos to answermethispodcast@googlemail.com. Tweet us http://twitter.com/helenandolly Facebook http://facebook.com/answermethis Subscribe on Apple Podcasts  Hear AMT episodes 1-200, all five of our special albums, and our Best Of compilations at .  Hear Helen Zaltzman's podcast The Allusioni...

Retro AMT246
From 14 February 2013, here's retro AMT246: what's the point of kissing? Why were those particular animals chosen for the Chinese zodiac? What are the alumni of Fame Academy 2002 up to, 11 years later? Plus, Olly has a Brilliant Business Idea that he still hasn't acted on, so it's yours for the taking if you so desire. The original post about this episode is at http://answermethispodcast.com/episode246. AMTs 1-200 are available from answermethisstore.com (or Apple or Amazon, if you want a more convenient op...


AMT370: Peacocks, Hamsters, and National Bagel Day
This month's questioneers want to know what bullet journals are for, where hamsters come from, when the legal drinking age was invented, and what to do with a large painting by their friend which they hate. Find out more about this episode at . Send us questions for future episodes: email written words or voice memos to answermethispodcast@googlemail.com. Tweet us http://twitter.com/helenandolly Facebook http://facebook.com/answermethis Subscribe on Apple Podcasts  Get your engine revving for Valentine's Da...

Retro AMT56
From the stacked AMT archive, here's retro AMT56. What were our questioneers curious about in 2008? Dead rats; sexy county names; whatever it was Meat Loaf won't do for love; and why people who are getting married suddenly want ice cream makers. This episode is only available for free for a month, but you can hear episodes 1-200 any time if you buy them from answermethisstore.com (or Apple or Amazon, if you want a more convenient option that makes us less money). Also available from those places are our fiv...

AMT369: New Year's resolutions, gilets, and McDonald's mayonnaise
To see in the new year, AMT369 contemplates the orangeness of basketballs, the failure of New Year's resolutions, the lovelorn state of a lottery-winning listener, and why the hell does McDonald's in the UK not sell mayonnaise, are they doing this specifically to infuriate Olly Mann, GIVE HIM MAYONNAISE. Find out more about this episode at . Send us questions for future episodes: email written words or voice memos to answermethispodcast@googlemail.com. Tweet us http://twitter.com/helenandolly Facebook http:...


Retro AMT Best of 2012 part ii
From the crammed AMT archive, here's half of the Best of AMT 2012 compilation, featuring choice nuggets from that year, such as Hamlet's surname, the Phantom of the Opera, Scone Wars, Angela Lansbury, and the right or wrong of serving your children obscene pasta. This episode is only available for free for a month, but you can hear our 2007-2014 Best Of compilations AND episodes 1-200 any time if you buy them from answermethisstore.com (or Apple or Amazon, if you want a more convenient option that makes us ...

AMT368: St Nicholas's Sidekicks, Joseph and Mary's Marriage, and Slime
AMT368 is a bulging sack of festive questions, including: were Joseph and Mary married? Why are there Santas in department stores? And should you disinvite your friends from your New Year's Eve celebrations because one of them shagged the other one's girlfriend? Find out more about this episode at . Send us questions for future episodes: email written words or voice memos to answermethispodcast@googlemail.com. Tweet us http://twitter.com/helenandolly Facebook http://facebook.com/answermethis Subscribe on Ap...

Retro AMT120
Brought down from the AMT loft and propped up on the mantelpiece is is AMT120 from 3 December 2009, wherein our past selves learn about the meaning of all those birds and the FIIIVE GOOOLD RIINNNNGGS in 'The Twelve Days of Christmas'. The original post about this episode is at https://answermethispodcast.com/episode120. This episode is only available for free for a month, but you can hear episodes 1-200 any time if you buy them from answermethisstore.com or Apple or Amazon. But do shop at answermethisstore....


AMT367: IKEA Meatballs, the Popemobile, and a Years-Long Lie
In AMT367: the Pope goes for a drive, Dustin Hoffman goes for a walk, and a listener stands in a queue at Epcot. Find out more about this episode at . Send us questions for future episodes: email words or voice memos to answermethispodcast@googlemail.com. Tweet us http://twitter.com/helenandolly Facebook http://facebook.com/answermethis Subscribe on iTunes http://iTunes.com/AnswerMeThis Buy old episodes, albums and our Best Of compilations at .  Hear Helen Zaltzman's podcast The Allusionist at , Olly Mann's...

AMT366: LASIK, Hand Modelling, and a Dead Body in your Living Room
Landlord trouble! We've all had it, right? But have you ever had it as bad as the questioneer in AMT366? Also in this episode: passion fruit! Being square! The House of the Rising Sun! Find out more about this episode at . Send us questions for future episodes: email words or voice memos to answermethispodcast@googlemail.com. Tweet us http://twitter.com/helenandolly Facebook http://facebook.com/answermethis Subscribe on iTunes http://iTunes.com/AnswerMeThis Buy old episodes, albums and our Best Of compilati...

AMT365: Sweet Caroline, Bible Minigolf and Beaver Bums
Which should you choose: working abroad, or romance at home? Dyson hairdryer, or a classic Duck'n'Dry? Vanilla pods, or beaver anuses? So many tricky decisions in AMT365! There's more about this episode at . Send us questions for future episodes: email words or voice memos to answermethispodcast@googlemail.com. Tweet us http://twitter.com/helenandolly Facebook http://facebook.com/answermethis Subscribe on iTunes http://iTunes.com/AnswerMeThis Buy old episodes, albums and our Best Of compilations at .  Hear ...


AMT364: Cranberries, Jesters and the Cruise Ship Wig Department
A questioneer is on a ship in Alaska with only 300 wigs and a case of unrequited rage for company. Where to seek solace but AMT, of course? Also! Why do jesters have little replicas of their own heads on the end of their staffs? Why are FedEx ok with being the cause of Tom Hanks being cast away in Cast Away? And why are people standing waist-deep in wet cranberries? Is it some bold cure for a UTI? There's more about this episode at . Send us questions for future episodes: email words or voice memos to answe...

AMT363: Parliamentary Mace-Fights, In-Flight Magazines, and the Soupsoaker
While you're young, should you make a wig of your own hair? Why are bathroom walls across America filled with razor blades? And what's James Cameron been up to lately? Find out all in AMT363. There's more about this episode at . June is full of SPORTY SPORT, so while watching people kick balls or thwack balls, listen to the AMT Sports Day special, an hour of surprisingly great AMT-ness all about the sports. Get it from iTunes, Amazon and . Send us questions for future episodes: email words or voice memos to...

AMT362: Dangerous Beans, Meghan'n'Harry, and a Life-Sized Cardboard Cutout of Kylie Minogue
There is a menace that we only just learned could have murdered us from within. It's a miracle we have survived this long. Find out what to fear in your own salads in AMT362. There's more about this episode at . Are you ready for the ROYAL WEDDING OMGGGGGG? The soundtrack to your giddy anticipation/antipathy/indifference is the AMT Jubilee album, one hour of right royal fun. Get it from iTunes, Amazon and . Send us questions for future episodes: email words or voice memos to answermethispodcast@googlemail.c...


AMT361: Smell-O-Vision, Bidet Chat, and Trainy McTrainface
With a spring in your step and a scent in your nostrils and a freshly cleaned undercarriage and AMT361 in your ears, join us to consider films that smell, friends that smell, and taking a ride on Michael Palin.  There's more about this episode at http://answermethispodcast.com/episode361. Send us questions for future episodes: email words or voice memos to answermethispodcast@googlemail.com, call 0208 123 5877, Skype answermethis. Tweet us http://twitter.com/helenandolly Facebook http://facebook.com/answerm...

AMT360: Astronauts' Underwear, the Blockbusters Hand Jive, and Sushidoku
AMT360 will be a huge relief for you if you've spent a lot of your life wondering what astronauts do with their dirty underwear, why the audience is jiving during the credits of Blockbusters, and whether Bowling for Soup are bowling to OBTAIN soup or on BEHALF of soup. There's more about this episode at http://answermethispodcast.com/episode360. Send us questions for future episodes: email words or voice memos to answermethispodcast@googlemail.com, call 0208 123 5877, Skype answermethis. Tweet us http://twi...

AMT359: Center Parcs, Defence Against the Dark Arts, and Pope Tropes
Why does your cocktail come with a tiny piratical weapon in it? Why is Dumbledore so shit at HR? What's the deal with the Center Parcs dome? Find out all this and more in AMT359. There's more about this episode at http://answermethispodcast.com/episode359. Send us questions for future episodes: email words or voice memos to answermethispodcast@googlemail.com, call 0208 123 5877, Skype answermethis. Tweet us http://twitter.com/helenandolly Facebook http://facebook.com/answermethis Subscribe on iTunes http://...


AMT358: Sexy Yoghurt, Chutney, and Your Friend's Gross Hot Tub
It's AMT's 11th birthday! To celebrate, we can't replicate how Olly spent his own 11th birthday, at Cody's Tex-Mex restaurant in Stevenage, because it closed down. So instead we've made some mild-to-moderate life changes - hear all about them AMT358. Find out more about this episode at http://answermethispodcast.com/episode358. Send us questions for future episodes: email words or voice memos to answermethispodcast@googlemail.com, call 0208 123 5877, Skype answermethis. Tweet us http://twitter.com/helenando...

AMT357: Band Aid, Home Alone 2 and Self-Love in Someone Else's House
Where does all the money go from the Band Aid song? When you're someone's house guest, how long before you can have a wank? And what's a penguin doing in a nativity scene? The answers to all these mysteries are in AMT357. Find out more about this episode at http://answermethispodcast.com/episode357. Send us questions for future episodes: email answermethispodcast@googlemail.com, call 0208 123 5877, Skype answermethis. Tweet us http://twitter.com/helenandolly Facebook http://facebook.com/answermethis Subscri...

AMT356: Ghost Pubs, Cheesecake, and NSFW Weddings
A questioneer today finds themselves in quite the consternation after clicking on the link to a friend's wedding list...and finding a dazzling array of Adult Pleasure Implements. And we're not talking golf clubs or top-of-the-range espresso machines here. Find out more about this episode at . Send us questions for future episodes: email call 0208 123 5877, Skype answermethis. Tweet us http://twitter.com/helenandolly Facebook http://facebook.com/answermethis Subscribe on iTunes http://iTunes.com/AnswerMeThi...


AMT355: Shippers, Stoners and Subway Smell
In AMT355, we tackle the greatest mystery ever penned by Agatha Christie: why the hell is one of Miss Marple's murderees dining on a bowl of cornflour?  We also learn about that smell that wafts out of every branch of Subway, fan fiction, and KFC (Kentucky Fried Lung). Find out more about this episode at . Send us questions for future episodes: email call 0208 123 5877, Skype answermethis. Tweet us http://twitter.com/helenandolly Facebook http://facebook.com/answermethis Subscribe on iTunes http://iTunes.c...

AMT354: Magic Wands, Mount Fuji and Freakshakes
There's MAGIC! all over AMT354: how to MAGICALLY transform a banana into a sliced banana, how to MAGICALLY turn an egg into an egg IN A BOTTLE, and how to MAGICALLY turn an adolescent boy into a hit with the ladies. Find out more about this episode at . Send us questions for future episodes: email call 0208 123 5877, Skype answermethis. Tweet us http://twitter.com/helenandolly Facebook http://facebook.com/answermethis Subscribe on iTunes http://iTunes.com/AnswerMeThis Buy old episodes, albums and our Best ...

AMT353: Despacito, Apples for Teacher, and Glory Holes
To borrow from The Song Of The Summer 2017, let AMT353 in the walls of your labyrinth. IE your ears. What did you think we were talking about? A duck's complicated nether regions? All will become clearer (but not necessarily more savoury) at . Send us questions for future episodes: email call 0208 123 5877, Skype answermethis. Tweet us http://twitter.com/helenandolly Facebook http://facebook.com/answermethis Subscribe on iTunes http://iTunes.com/AnswerMeThis Buy old episodes, albums and our Best Of compila...


AMT352: Dothraki, Points of View, and sleb-spotting Shatner
Had any good celeb-spots lately? However good yours are, there's no way they're as good as the celeb-spot hat trick Olly scored last week. Hear who in AMT352. Find out all about the episode at . Tweet us http://twitter.com/helenandolly Facebook http://facebook.com/answermethis Subscribe on iTunes http://iTunes.com/AnswerMeThis Buy old episodes, albums and our Best Of compilations at Hear Helen Zaltzman's podcast The Allusionist at Olly Mann's The Modern Mann at and Martin Austwick's Song By Song at ....

AMT351: Stoned Dads, Dragons, and Getting Verified on Twitter
Answer us this: how would you define 'Afternoon Delight'? 1. Settling down to watch Countdown with a nice cup of tea (not Lipton) and a nice biscuit (not one that gives you a 20-year-long health fear)? 2. Bit of post-lunch pre-dinner nookie? 3. Listening to AMT351, admittedly a delight at any hour of the day? Find out more about this episode at . Tweet us http://twitter.com/helenandolly Facebook http://facebook.com/answermethis Subscribe on iTunes http://iTunes.com/AnswerMeThis Buy old episodes and albums...

AMT350: Fox Meat, Kilroy Was Here, and Barbicide
Ever run over a fox and thought, "Mmm, maybe I could cook that up for dinner - but how?" No? Well, listen to AMT350 anyway. You never know when survivalist recipes might come in handy. Find out more about the episode at . Tweet us http://twitter.com/helenandolly Facebook http://facebook.com/answermethis Subscribe on iTunes http://iTunes.com/AnswerMeThis Buy old episodes and albums at http://answermethisstore.com...


AMT349: Citizen's Arrests, The Shipping Forecast and Cheddaring
If you win a year's supply of Weetabix, how much Weetabix do you actually get? And where will you keep it? (And why would you want it?) We speculate in AMT349, as well as learning about cheddar, axolotl-maintenace, and deconstructed coffee. Find out more about the episode at http://answermethispodcast.com/episode349. Tweet us http://twitter.com/helenandolly Be our Facebook friend at http://facebook.com/answermethis Subscribe on iTunes http://iTunes.com/AnswerMeThis Buy old episodes and albums at http://ans...

AMT348: Fruit Machines, Caesar Salads and Jelly
Jelly in your pipes, Jelly in your pipes, Wibbly wobbly wibbly wobbly Jelly in your pipes! Seriously, people, don't pour jelly into your pipes. It will prove a trifle problematic. Further valuable lessons in AMT348: what to do if you lose your passport at the airport; how to deal with your kangaroo-killing neighbour; why you shouldn't brush your teeth with barbecue charcoal. Find out more about the episode at http://answermethispodcast.com/episode348. Tweet us http://twitter.com/helenandolly Be our Faceboo...

AMT347: Vampire Bats, Mugshots and Shaven Eyebrows
After AMT347 we have more questions than when we started, eg: Is Michael Parkinson really a giant? Are chocolate fondant puddings actually sexy or is that Olly's desperation talking? Is there anything funny about a dead dog? Find out more about the episode at http://answermethispodcast.com/episode347. Tweet us http://twitter.com/helenandolly Be our Facebook friend at http://facebook.com/answermethis Subscribe on iTunes http://iTunes.com/AnswerMeThis Buy old episodes and albums at http://answermethisstore....


AMT346: Mickey Mouse, Warhol's Soup Cans and Rubber Fetishes
Ten years. Ten years! TEN. YEARS. Ten years we've been doing this show. TEN. In that time, technologies have waxed and waned; world leaders have come and gone; yet here we still are, answering the questions that you supply. To celebrate our birthday, in AMT346 we provide a thrilling glimpse into the AMT Process, receive a gift from a musical hero, and tackle a question on Olly's favourite subject. Or, at least, his third favourite subject. Find out more about the episode at http://answermethispodcast.com/...

AMT345: The Angel of the North, Cheese Juice, and a Cat Called Anus
Changes are afoot at AMT, as we prepare for our tenth birthday next month. Also in this bumper episode, a listener accidentally embarks upon a showbiz career, another needs to rename her pet, and another is angry at beds. Find out more about this episode at http://answermethispodcast.com/episode345. Tweet us http://twitter.com/helenandolly Be our Facebook friend at http://facebook.com/answermethis Subscribe on iTunes http://iTunes.com/AnswerMeThis Buy old episodes and albums at http://answermethisstore.co...

AMT344: Staying Alive, Zombie Cockroaches and an Argos Spending Spree
AMT344's questioneers are having their jaws realigned, beheading cockroaches and contemplating eating banana peel. Find out more about this episode at http://answermethispodcast.com/episode344. Tweet us http://twitter.com/helenandolly Be our Facebook friend at http://facebook.com/answermethis Subscribe on iTunes http://iTunes.com/AnswerMeThis Buy old episodes and albums at http://answermethisstore.com...


AMT343: Mount Rushmore, Blood Crime and Heinz Beanz
At what age are you mutton dressed as lamb? What's the big deal about Mount Rushmore? And how do you prove that you are the world's greatest at dishwasher-stacking? Listen to AMT343 for the answers to these questions and more. Find further information about this episode at http://answermethispodcast.com/episode343. Tweet us http://twitter.com/helenandolly Be our Facebook friend at http://facebook.com/answermethis Subscribe on iTunes http://iTunes.com/AnswerMeThis Buy old episodes and albums at http://answ...

AMT342: Pathological Liars, the Oscars Curse, and Supergroups
What do you do when your friend has fallen for a pathological liar? Do you a) confront the fibber with evidence of their deceit, or b) write to a comedy podcast? It's fairly easy for you to find out: just listen to AMT342. There's more information about this episode at http://answermethispodcast.com/episode342. Tweet us http://twitter.com/helenandolly Be our Facebook friend at http://facebook.com/answermethis Subscribe on iTunes http://iTunes.com/AnswerMeThis Buy old episodes and albums at http://answerme...

AMT341: Dirty Diana, McDonald's Fries and Frogs' Legs
In AMT341, Olly has some big news. Is it about his cat? Is it about an amazing bargain he bought at Costco?? Is it about a fake tan spray that never fades??? Is it even better than any of those things???? Listen now to find out! There's more information about this episode at http://answermethispodcast.com/episode341. Tweet us http://twitter.com/helenandolly Be our Facebook friend at http://facebook.com/answermethis Subscribe on iTunes http://iTunes.com/AnswerMeThis Buy old episodes and albums at http://an...


AMT340: Fitbits, Whale Poo and Mushy Peas
Listeners, how terribly remiss of us to make it through three quarters of 2016 without marking the fact that it has been designated by the UN as the International Year of Pulses. But thankfully there's still three months of it in which to celebrate, starting with a pulverised pea party in AMT340. Find out more about the episode at http://answermethispodcast.com/episode340. Tweet us http://twitter.com/helenandolly Be our Facebook friend at http://facebook.com/answermethis Subscribe on iTunes http://iTunes.c...

AMT339: Dalmatians, Jaffa Cakes and Being On Fleek
In AMT339, all hail the greatest Middleton sibling - not the one that begat the next generation of royals; not the one with 2011's favourite bottom; the Marshmallow King! We also discover that Pringles were actually cakes, until they weren't; how you would have alerted the emergency services before phones; and the unbearable fleekness of being. Find out more about the episode at http://answermethispodcast.com/episode339. Tweet us http://twitter.com/helenandolly Be our Facebook friend at http://facebook.c...

AMT338: Olympic Medals, Capital Cities and Cheating At Drug Tests
Your mother's been given some free space cake but she doesn't want to fail her workplace's random drug tests. What should she do? We tackle this question and many more in AMT338. Find out more about the episode at http://answermethispodcast.com/episode338. Tweet us http://twitter.com/helenandolly Be our Facebook friend at http://facebook.com/answermethis Subscribe on iTunes http://iTunes.com/AnswerMeThis Buy old episodes and albums at http://answermethisstore.com...


AMT337: Tandems, Oil Pulling and Reading Mum's Diary
Would you rather: a) be confronted with the reality that your parent is a fully functioning sexual being; b) eat a brain; c) drink Cointreau with a late-night kebab? These are just some of the struggles we deal with in AMT337. Find out more about the episode at . Tweet us http://twitter.com/helenandolly Be our Facebook friend at http://facebook.com/answermethis Subscribe on iTunes http://iTunes.com/AnswerMeThis Buy old episodes and albums at http://answermethisstore.com...

AMT336: Slush Puppies, Hush Puppies and Streaking
There are many refreshments in Answer Me This! Episode 336: tea, milk, and a drink Olly describes as 'mashed-up urinal cake in a glass'. It's the new hipster cocktail! There's more about this episode at http://answermethispodcast.com/episode336. Tweet us http://twitter.com/helenandolly Be our Facebook friend at http://facebook.com/answermethis Subscribe on iTunes http://iTunes.com/AnswerMeThis Buy old episodes and albums at http://answermethisstore.com...

AMT335: Lego for the Lovelorn, Oscars for Oscar, and Drugs for Dogs
Who let the dogs out? And who got the dogs stoned? We address these canine questions and many more in Answer Me This! Episode 335. Find out more about it at http://answermethispodcast.com/episode335. Tweet us http://twitter.com/helenandolly Be our Facebook friend at http://facebook.com/answermethis Subscribe on iTunes http://iTunes.com/AnswerMeThis Buy old episodes and albums at http://answermethisstore.com...


AMT334: Glastonbury, the Genius Bar and the Price of Bricks
While Britain Brexits, the rest of us brick it. Well, one listener certainly does, as the proud owner of a single brick. Congratulations, that man. Find out more about Answer Me This! Episode 334 at http://answermethispodcast.com/episode334. Tweet us http://twitter.com/helenandolly Be our Facebook friend at http://facebook.com/answermethis Subscribe on iTunes http://iTunes.com/AnswerMeThis Buy old episodes and albums at http://answermethisstore.com...

AMT333: Buckingham Palace, Key Parties and Kestrels
In AMT333 we assist listeners with queries about Narnia spin-offs, kestrel welfare and environmentally responsible vibrator disposal. Find out more about it at http://answermethispodcast.com/episode333. Tweet us http://twitter.com/helenandolly Be our Facebook friend at http://facebook.com/answermethis Subscribe on iTunes http://iTunes.com/AnswerMeThis Buy old episodes and albums at http://answermethisstore.com...

AMT332
The show is BACK. During our break, Olly had a son; Helen went outside; and Martin the Sound Man didn't find the escape hatch. So, AMT322 proceeds as normal. Find out more about it at . Tweet us http://twitter.com/helenandolly Be our Facebook friend at http://facebook.com/answermethis Subscribe on iTunes http://iTunes.com/AnswerMeThis Buy old episodes and albums at http://answermethisstore.com...


AMT331: Lads' Mags, Cereal Toys and Blue Rinses
With Olly's baby poised to make his entrance into this world, AMT331 is our last episode before our three-month paternity leave. But there's the all-new AMT Love album ready for your ears at http://answermethispodcast.com/love - and 331 episodes of AMT to catch up on. Read all about this one at http://answermethispodcast.com/episode331.Tweet us http://twitter.com/helenandollyBe our Facebook friend at http://facebook.com/answermethisSubscribe on iTunes http://iTunes.com/AnswerMeThisBuy old episodes and album...

AMT330: Butlers, Boxing and Bubbles
In AMT330, we ponder upon Air Force One, Donald Duck's familial responsibilities, and whether there's any point to being a boxing champion if you don't have a grill named after you. Is there any point to being anything if you don't have a grill named after you? Find out more about this episode at Send questions to answermethispodcast@googlemail.com, or the Question Line (dial 0208 123 5877 or Skype answermethis)Tweet us http://twitter.com/helenandollyBe our Facebook friend at http://facebook.com/answerme...

The Best of AMT 2015
Join us for a jaunt through the the best bits of Answer Me This! in 2015. Read all about it at http://answermethispodcast.com/amt2015. Send questions for 2016 to answermethispodcast@googlemail.com, or the Question Line (dial 0208 123 5877 or Skype answermethis)Tweet us http://twitter.com/helenandollyBe our Facebook friend at http://facebook.com/answermethisSubscribe on iTunes http://iTunes.com/AnswerMeThisBuy classic episodes, albums and apps at http://answermethisstore.com...


AMT329: Loyalty, Christmas Truthers, and the Shitting Uncle
One questioneer wrestles with the ethics of breeding Christmas-truther children who ruin everything for the other kiddos; another introduces us to the Catalan Christmas tradition we now desperately need to borrow. And there's plenty more in AMT329; get it at . Send questions to answermethispodcast@googlemail.com, or the Question Line (dial 0208 123 5877 or Skype answermethis)Tweet us http://twitter.com/helenandollyBe our Facebook friend at http://facebook.com/answermethisSubscribe on iTunes http://iTunes.c...

AMT328: NaNoWriMo, Boxes of Chocolates and Snooping on Christmas Presents
How do you tell your mum that she is a STUPID WOMAN who is RUINING CHRISTMAS by buying you the WRONG GIFT? Plus other polite and classy problems compose AMT328. Find out more about the episode at http://amswermethispodcast.com/episode328. Send questions to answermethispodcast@googlemail.com, or the Question Line (dial 0208 123 5877 or Skype answermethis)Tweet us http://twitter.com/helenandollyBe our Facebook friend at http://facebook.com/answermethisSubscribe on iTunes http://iTunes.com/AnswerMeThisBuy old...

AMT327: The Weeknd, Veggie Weddings and Greek Wine
Pop the party poppers! AMT327 is here, with The Weeknd feeling his face and Andy McNab showing his face. Find out all about this episode at http://answermethispodcast.com/episode327. Send questions to answermethispodcast@googlemail.com, or the Question Line (dial 0208 123 5877 or Skype answermethis)Tweet us http://twitter.com/helenandollyBe our Facebook friend at http://facebook.com/answermethisSubscribe on iTunes http://iTunes.com/AnswerMeThisBuy old episodes and albums at http://answermethisstore.com...


AMT326: Crying, Gogglebox, and the Haka Dance
Can farts cure crying? How is Gogglebox concocted? And what's really going on inside matryoshka dolls? Delve into these mysteries and more in AMT326, by visiting http://answermethispodcast.com/episode326. Send questions to answermethispodcast@googlemail.com, or the Question Line (dial 0208 123 5877 or Skype answermethis)Tweet us http://twitter.com/helenandollyBe our Facebook friend at http://facebook.com/answermethisSubscribe on iTunes http://iTunes.com/AnswerMeThisBuy old episodes and albums at http://ans...

AMT325: Circus Music, Submersibles and Tom from MySpace
Today's questioneers face ruin: browser history ruining a surprise; other people ruining the choice of baby names; and ruining your own chances of shagging a houseguest. Don't ruin your own life by failing to listen to AMT325. Visit http://answermethispodcast.com/episode325 to discover more about it.Send questions to answermethispodcast@googlemail.com, or the Question Line (dial 0208 123 5877 or Skype answermethis)Tweet us http://twitter.com/helenandollyBe our Facebook friend at http://facebook.com/answerme...

AMT324: Eggstraction, Disney Jail, and Boners
Today's questioneers have family troubles: troubles with their parents' TMI; troubles with being an egg-peeling mother; troubles with having spawned a kid who's a bit of an arsehole. But wait, there's more! Find the full range of problems contained in this episode at http://answermethispodcast.com/episode324.Send questions to answermethispodcast@googlemail.com, or the Question Line (dial 0208 123 5877 or Skype answermethis)Tweet us http://twitter.com/helenandollyBe our Facebook friend at http://facebook.com...


AMT323: Snail-Purging, Gondolas, and Macho Peas
What is the greatest sorrow of being let go from a job? The loss of income? The blow to the self-esteem? The fear for the future? Or not even having tried the macho peas?????Listeners struggle with this and numerous other problems in AMT323. Find out more about the episode at http://answermethispodcast.com/episode323.Send questions to answermethispodcast@googlemail.com, or the Question Line (dial 0208 123 5877 or Skype answermethis)Tweet us http://twitter.com/helenandollyBe our Facebook friend at http://fac...

AMT322: Selfie Stick Deaths, Hair Transplants and Phone A Friend
Today's listeners are afraid of holidays, perplexed by hair transplants, and worried about death by selfie stick. Find out more at http://answermethispodcast.com/episode322. Send questions to answermethispodcast@googlemail.com, or the Question Line (dial 0208 123 5877 or Skype answermethis)Tweet us http://twitter.com/helenandollyBe our Facebook friend at http://facebook.com/answermethisSubscribe on iTunes http://iTunes.com/AnswerMeThisBuy old episodes and albums at http://answermethisstore.com...

AMT321: XXX Parents, Networking and Bad Blood
Today's questioneers are concerned about networking, Taylor Swift's 'Bad Blood', and what they've found on their parents' hard drives. Hear about these problems and more at http://answermethispodcast.com/episode321.Send questions to answermethispodcast@googlemail.com, or the Question Line (dial 0208 123 5877 or Skype answermethis)Tweet us http://twitter.com/helenandollyBe our Facebook friend at http://facebook.com/answermethisSubscribe on iTunes http://iTunes.com/AnswerMeThisBuy old episodes and albums at h...


AMT320: Romcoms, Red Velvet Cake, and Your Local Munch
Today's questioneers are concerned about registering their babies, the first ever romantic comedy, and what the hell is so red in red velvet cake. For more details about this episode, and to obtain it via other means than this one, visit http://answermethispodcast.com/episode320.Send questions to answermethispodcast@googlemail.com, or the Question Line (dial 0208 123 5877 or Skype answermethis)Tweet us http://twitter.com/helenandollyBe our Facebook friend at http://facebook.com/answermethisSubscribe on iTu...

AMT319: Dominatrix Days Out, Glitter, and Paul Simon Says
Today's questioneers share their despair about the correct mustard to use in recipes, the New Zealand flag referendum, and relationships with a dominatrix. For more details about this episode, and to obtain it via other means than this one, visit http://answermethispodcast.com/episode319.Send questions to answermethispodcast@googlemail.com, or the Question Line (dial 0208 123 5877 or Skype answermethis)Tweet us http://twitter.com/helenandollyBe our Facebook friend at http://facebook.com/answermethisSubscri...

AMT318: Juliet's Balcony, Bluetooth and The Snip
Today's questioneers wonder about Noel Edmonds's small Twitter fanbase, the oldest pub in Britain, and vasectomy aftercare. For more details about this episode, and different ways to obtain it, visit http://answermethispodcast.com/episode318.Send questions to answermethispodcast@googlemail.com, or the Question Line (dial 0208 123 5877 or Skype answermethis)Tweet us http://twitter.com/helenandollyBe our Facebook friend at http://facebook.com/answermethisSubscribe on iTunes http://iTunes.com/AnswerMeThisBuy ...


AMT317: Multiplexes, the Peace Symbol and the D-Box
Today we help listeners deal with their ex-flatmates, their saucy-looking sibling relationships, and their inferiority complexes over their local multiplex. We also learn about the peace symbol, St Petersburg becoming Leningrad becoming St Petersburg, and an extremely foolish bet one questioneer is in danger of losing.For more details about this episode, and different ways to obtain it, visit http://answermethispodcast.com/episode317.Send questions to answermethispodcast@googlemail.com, or the Question Line...

AMT316: Hypothetically Dead Flatmates, Actually Alive Mike Oldfield, and Quinoa
How do you persuade your flatmate to bequeath you her cats? Should you pay for banana peel? And what should you do with a stranger's sweaty underwear?Find out more about this episode by:1. listening to it; 2. visiting http://answermethispodcast.com/episode316.Send questions to answermethispodcast@googlemail.com, or the Question Line (dial 0208 123 5877 or Skype answermethis)Tweet us twitter.com/helenandollyBe our Facebook friend at facebook.com/answermethisSubscribe on iTunes iTunes.com/AnswerMeThisBuy old ...

AMT315: Goatees, Jazz Dabs and Getting a Stonk On
Today's questioneers need help with a caffeine overdose, infidelity discovery and getting a stonk on. Plus Olly discovers a surprising new phobia.You will find full notes about this episode at http://answermethispodcast.com/episode315Send questions to answermethispodcast@googlemail.com, or the Question Line (dial 0208 123 5877 or Skype answermethis)Tweet us http://twitter.com/helenandollyBe our Facebook friend at http://facebook.com/answermethisSubscribe on iTunes http://iTunes.com/AnswerMeThisBuy old episo...


AMT314: Tinfoil Hats, Stealing from Castles, and Giraffe Heads
In AMT314 we tackle questions about how to dump your slowpoke training-buddy, what your children should call you, and what's up with tinfoil hats.Full notes about this episode at http://answermethispodcast.com/episode314Send questions to answermethispodcast@googlemail.com, or the Question Line (dial 0208 123 5877 or Skype answermethis)Tweet us http://twitter.com/helenandollyBe our Facebook friend at http://facebook.com/answermethisSubscribe on iTunes http://iTunes.com/AnswerMeThisBuy old episodes and albums...

AMT313: Love on an Escalator, Political Posters and Poogatory
A questioneer has to choose between her health and her dream job. Another wants to eat something older than he is. Decisions, decisions. Read more about the episode at http://answermethispodcast.com/episode313 Send questions to answermethispodcast@googlemail.com, or the Question Line (dial 0208 123 5877 or Skype answermethis) Tweet us twitter.com/helenandolly Be our Facebook friend at facebook.com/answermethis Subscribe on iTunes iTunes.com/AnswerMeThis Buy old episodes and albums at answermethissto...

AMT312: Jobs in Antarctica, Yog(h)(o)urt, and Small Manparts
Today we hear from questioneers who are dreaming of Antarctica, dreaming of pub quiz victory, and dreaming of riding a non-tiny wanger. Read more about the episode at  Send questions to , or the Question Line (dial 0208 123 5877 or Skype answermethis)Tweet us Be our Facebook friend at Subscribe on iTunes Buy old episodes and albums at answermethisstore.com...


AMT311: Buddha, Starbucks and the Hollywood Walk of Fame
Today we learn the topless past of the Starbucks logo, how you get a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame, and the cost of installing a bowling alley in your house. Find out more about this episode at http://answermethispodcast.com/episode311.Send questions to answermethispodcast@googlemail.com, or the Question Line (dial 0208 123 5877 or Skype answermethis)Tweet us twitter.com/helenandollyBe our Facebook friend at facebook.com/answermethisSubscribe on iTunes iTunes.com/AnswerMeThisBuy old episodes and albums...

AMT310: Brownies, Crisps and the Jurassic Park Ballet
Today's episode features post-coital smoking, Cubs in a car crash, and the continuing soap opera of one poor questioneer's life. Visit http://answermethispodcast.com/episode310 for more information about this episode, plus a whole load of other jazz.Send questions to answermethispodcast@googlemail.com, or the Question Line (dial 0208 123 5877 or Skype answermethis)Tweet us http://twitter.com/helenandollyBe our Facebook friend at http://facebook.com/answermethisSubscribe on iTunes http://iTunes.com/AnswerMeT...

AMT309: Baked Bean Baths, Gotham and Melanie Griffith's Lion
Unsuitable celebrity pets prowl through today's episode; visit http://answermethispodcast.com/episode309 to find out more about it. We also take a dip in a charity bathful of beans, try to see into Snoopy's psyche, and cosh each other with stage weapons. Send questions to answermethispodcast@googlemail.com, or the Question Line (dial 0208 123 5877 or Skype answermethis)Tweet us http://twitter.com/helenandollyBe our Facebook friend at http://facebook.com/answermethisSubscribe on iTunes http://iTunes.com/Ans...


AMT308: Pink Hair, Sleeping Naked and Tom Jones's Knickers
Today we deliberate over careers, redundancy, hair dye and the Royals eating hot dogs. Jog over to http://answermethispodcast.com/episode308 to learn more about this episode.Send questions to answermethispodcast@googlemail.com, or the Question Line (dial 0208 123 5877 or Skype answermethis)Tweet us http://twitter.com/helenandollyBe our Facebook friend at http://facebook.com/answermethisSubscribe on iTunes http://iTunes.com/AnswerMeThisBuy old episodes and albums at http://answermethisstore.com...

AMT307: Happy Meals, Grumpy Cat and Coconuts
Hey you! Stroll over to http://answermethispodcast.com/episode307 to learn more about this episode.Send questions to answermethispodcast@googlemail.com, or the Question Line (dial 0208 123 5877 or Skype answermethis)Tweet us http://twitter.com/helenandollyBe our Facebook friend at http://facebook.com/answermethisSubscribe on iTunes http://iTunes.com/AnswerMeThisBuy old episodes and albums at http://answermethisstore.com...

AMT306: Ainsley Harriott, Colleagues on Tinder, and Chicken Kiev
Jog along to answermethispodcast.com/episode306 to read all about today's episode.Send questions to answermethispodcast@googlemail.com, or the Question Line (dial 0208 123 5877 or Skype answermethis)Tweet us twitter.com/helenandollyBe our Facebook friend at facebook.com/answermethisSubscribe on iTunes iTunes.com/AnswerMeThisBuy old episodes and albums at answermethisstore.com...


AMT305: Stolen Olives, Men with Tiny Feet, and Chicken and Egg
Happy new year, listeners! The first AMT of 2015 is an absolute peach, so trot over to  to read all about it.Tweet us http://twitter.com/helenandollyBe our Facebook friend at http://facebook.com/answermethisSubscribe on iTunes http://iTunes.com/AnswerMeThisBuy old episodes and albums at http://answermethisstore.com...

AMT303: Dewey Decimals, Sexy Cheese and Disney Turkey Legs
All the information about this episode is at . You can buy the AMT Christmas album and episodes 1-170 at , and you'd be supporting the show by doing so. Hooray!...

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AMT300!!!
What a landmark episode! Read all about it at http://answermethispodcast.com/episode300...















AMT259
Coke Bottles, Gentlemen's Clubs and Desert Island Luxuries...

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AMT258
Plant-Murder, Presents for Presidents, and Dumbo...


AMT257
Google Doodles, Polling Stations and Magpies...

AMT256
Sea Lions, Hot Tubs and Dead Ducks...

AMT255
Volvos, Bangs and the end of JLS...


AMT254
Space Food, Artex and Goat Lungs...

AMT253
Refreshers, Dead Rats and Giving People Wood...

AMT252
with special guest Isy Suttie...

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AMT251
Wikipedia, Morning Sickness and Arsenic in the Walls...

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Pizza Delivery, Fluffy Dice and the Pope's Sauna...

AMT249
The Fugitive, Umbrellas and Sweet and Sour Pork Balls...


AMT248
Google Glass, Flu Camp and London, Ontario...

AMT247
Corgis, Armageddon and Bedroom Antics...

AMT246
Les Miserables Obsessions, Fortune-Teller Fish and Tongues...


AMT245
Smells, Bouquets and Annie Lennox...

AMT244
Gherkins, Stolen Potatoes and Simon versus Garfunkel...

justin minaj nicki bieber

AMT243
Bow Ties, Monopoly and Onesies...

black 1 jackson number michael white bill or charts bottrell


AMT242
Baby Photos, Diners and Fairground Goldfish...

AMT241
Grand Designs, Conception and Jools Holland...

AMT240
Doughnuts, Bookshops, and Andy Warhol's Wig...


AMT239
Skydiving, Australian Christmas, and Spying on your Kids...

AMT238
Childbirth, TGI Friday's and Chico Time...

AMT237
Milkshake, Twix and Cousin Sex...


AMT236
Wet Bars, Flamenco and 1650-Year-Old Wine...

AMT235
James Bond's Martinis, Horse Fluffers and Appendectomies in Antarctica...

AMT234
Citizen Kane, the Rolling Stones' Hair, and Hercule Poirot's Pants...


AMT233
Divas, the Industrial Revolution, and Sporks...

jeff west smith buckley kanye carey mariah tupac elliott biggie smalls divas 2pac shakur

AMT232
Personal Massagers, Maths Cheats and Hotel Bathrooms...

AMT231
Pringles, Baby Showers and Special K...


AMT230
Court Artists, One Direction, and Joseph Gordon-Levitt...

AMT229
The Tooth Fairy, Tom and Jerry, and Digestive Biscuits...

simon bt garfunkel

AMT228
Bryan Adams, Bizarre B&Bs and Angela Lansbury...


AMT227
Vatican Olympians, Carbonara and Zooey Deschanel...

AMT226
Captain Hook, Pyrotechnics and the Return of Gordon Ramsay...

AMT225
Timbuktu, Danny Boyle, and the Phantom of the Opera...


AMT224
Caffeine, Kissing and the Women's Institute...

AMT223
Cain and Abel, Curry Houses, and that bitch Tinkerbell...

AMT222
Brighton, Battersea Power Station, and Fudge...


AMT221
The Owl and the Pussycat, Bridesmaids and Pole Dancing...

AMT220
Spin the Bottle, Salad and the Electric Chair...

AMT219
Bomb Shelters, Ceefax, and Saucy Playing Cards...


AMT218
Teletubbies, Embarrassing Bodies and Fifty Shades of Grey...

AMT217
Sunburn, Chinos and Singin' In the Milk...

AMT216
Keeping Up Appearances, Non-Alcoholic Beer, and Grapes...


AMT215
Monks, LMFAO and Footballers' Hair...

AMT214
Downing Street, Superglue and Forgetting Sarah Marshall...

AMT213
Mounted Police, Greek Yoghurt, and Steve Jobs Style...

and steve jobs edinburgh arab sullivan gilbert belle sebastian strap


AMT212
Agas, Leonard Nimoy and Glorious Technicolor...

eric lee ang stoltz glee

AMT211
Pirate Weddings, Sexy Bumblebees, and Müller Yogurt...

AMT210
Sham Marriage, Giant Sculptures and Rockstars vs. Televisions...


AMT209
Trojans, Hearses and Christian Barbecues...

AMT208
Big Bird, Toothpaste and the Earl of Sandwich...

AMT207
Ping-Pong, Gabrielle's Eyepatch, and Babyccino...


AMT206
with special guest Jackie Mason...

the humor humour mason simpsons jewish rabbi jackie soup chicken

AMT205
Scarecrows, Traffic Lights and Naked Shame...

AMT204
Inspector Morse, TV Weather, and Accidental Sexting...


AMT203
Horrible Fiances, Apples and Bowler Hats...

AMT202
Leap Years, Teddy Boys and Andy McNab...

AMT201
Fry and Laurie, Moon Ownership, and Ready Steady Cook...