Antiques Sideshow

Antiques Sideshow Podcast

The world's greatest (and only) Antiques Roadshow fancast! Each week, two friends watch the latest episode of Antiques Roadshow US and then break it down for you. Spicy appraisers, elderly guests, haunted antiques: we're here for all of it. This podcasts contains bad words and great jokes. New episodes released on Wednesdays. Tweet @AntiquesSidesho

Episode 53: Collecting Halloween (Kooky & Spooky Special)
Happy Halloween! It's a Kooky & Spooky special episode of Antiques Roadshow, so your ghosts with the mosts are here to tell dark tales of teeth jars, flaming devil lanterns, catgoyles and, of course, creepy dolls. Antiques Roadshow returns for real in January 2019, which means we do too! Check out Jules' horror comic Haute Horreur, premiering Halloween night (that's tonight, ya goobs) at hautehorreur.com! Topics include: cartoon devils, scary or sexy?; hair paste memorials; historical leg-closers; horse t...

Episode 52: Naughty Bronze (Vintage Birmingham)
If you’re into podcasts that feature two dweebs Garth and Kat-ing their way through the extended-extended lyrics to the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air theme song, you’re in the right place. Topics include: aged national treasures; tops hits of the 90s expertly remastered; naughty naked lady bronze; Gone with the Rear Window in Sixty Seconds; Brooke won a D.A.R.E competition, and no, Jules, it was not “Biggest Square”; his pie eyes and his white skin; sorry we spend so much time talking about early Disney; America...

Episode 51: Cowboy Lore (Vintage Omaha)
Ants live fifteen years! Welcome to Ants-tiques Sideshow. We're back with vintage Omaha. But that's not important, what's important is that ANTS LIVE FIFTEEN YEARS. Topics Include: Edgar Allen Joe; The Old Lady Death Meter; The Cartoon Boys; The Souper Dress; "Stop pinching me! I'm not Hitler!"; Homoerotic Cowboy Jeans Art appraised by Nicho Lowry; Sweetheart of the Rodeo; The Moneyman; Jagwheel; Be sure to like, and subscribe to us on Apple Podcasts! Tell a friend!...


Episode 50: Surging, Undulating Style (Newport, Hour 3)
It's our season finale! Antiques Roadshow is goin' on break and guess what, Buttholes (this has context in the episode, I'm not being a jerk), so are we. This ain't the end of the Sideshow though, we'll be back and we left you with a real Humdinger, Hour 3 at the Newport Mansion. Now get out of my barn and don't sleep with one of my three beautiful daughters! Topics Include: Arnold Schwartzanever heard of him; Elegant flappers; Very animated beard man shows us every emotion possible in 30 seconds; David's...

Episode 49: Fancywork (Newport, Hour 2)
After years of investigative work, Brooke and Jules are finally, officially able to confirm what we’ve all wanted to believe for so long: Antiques Roadshow has a drone. We are truly living in the future. Sorry for some fuzzy audio with this one. It is probably the cat’s fault. Topics include: a special adorable guest; I don’t Fabergé; the movie Cold Train starring Captain America; want big pants?!; that big rock in the sky; the mellifying prank; the whole bucket list just reads HEIST; Hiroshima artifacts;...

Episode 48: A Solid Lack of Knowledge (Newport, Hour 1)
Where are the walls?? Where are the large, white walls, dotted and freckled with scattered, lost elderly folks? Could it be, is the Roadshow...Outside? Yes, we're Outside. In Beautiful Newport, RI, at the Rosecliff Mansion. We have escaped the Roadshow, and entered...The Roadshow. Topics Include: A very intimate appraisal with Kevin by the sea; Solid gold typewriter wasted on screenplay for Eddie Murphy's "Pluto Nash"; Here's my tiny cute little statue of myself I carry everywhere please address both of us...


Episode 47: Paper Dresses (Green Bay, Hour 2)
We just saw The Adventurers Infinitely Warm and we have lots of feelings. But that's not what this is about. Relax and enjoy some antiques as we tackle the real questions, like: are salamanders real, and, what Hogwarts house would Rocky Rhode (aka War Machine) belong to? Topics include: Cecil B. DeMille's underrated train masterpiece; futuristic oil lamp miraculously unbroken; it's wingardium LAM-beau, not wingardium Lam-BEAU; the Council Against Intolerance in America has some pretty big blind spots; pape...

Episde 46: Puffy's (Green Bay, Hour 1)
Is that cheese you smell? Are you watching the 1989 classic stop-motion film Wallace & Gromit's A Grand Day Out? No, you're simply in Wisconsin. It's Week 1 of Green Bay at the Roadshow. You have entered Brooke's domain. Answer her Green Bay Packers Riddles three. Topics Include: Brooke's Bird Story; Big Wooden Helmet for promotional purposes, not worn by big Nordic Giant Football Players; I don't want to call it a Speakeasy, but it had black market liquor and gangsters and Al Capone and crimes; Old fat d...

Episode 45: A Zero-Dollar Alley Find (Portland, Hour 3)
NARF/ZARF! We’re on hour three of Portland and also celebrating the Boston Marathon by talking about how bad the weather is. Hooray for New England! Congratulations to Desi Linden for being great! Topics include: the princess zarf; not safe for public television; eco-terrorist dreams; whale eardrums; issues around size; least valuable Thriller award; Brooke is good at video games; THESE SCROLLS...; pink trains for girls; an invitation to an execution; man puts both hands in his back jeans pockets; David Ra...


Episode 44: The Womb Chair (Portland, Hour 1)
A new episode featuring a new special guest: Jules’s secret (not secret) lover (gross), Carolyn! We talk a lot about wombs, snakes and dogs that are mistakes. Coincidentally that is also the title of our forthcoming children’s book. Topics include: a womb couch of one’s own; Brooke gets some great news; the secret chicken and snake war; the new Alvin and the Chimpunks movie looks terrible; boy ass; it’s a Brad thing; frozen Charlotte; Jules makes a bunch of Terminator references; roll credits...literally! ...

Episode 43: Do the Dab (St. Louis, Hour 3)
Do you ever lose faith in the world and an elderly woman dabbing on the Antiques Roadshow reminds you what is Truly Important. Week 3 in St. Louie. Topics Include: Statistical Study of Fedoras; The Scary Painting; I asked her to Show Me The Money but there was no money to show; "Are swans the biggest bird?" - Brooke, 2018; Hi, I'm Big Bird, I'm 8 feet tall and I ask a lot of questions; He volunteered and promptly died of dysentery; I told my grandson if I got on TV I would Do The Dab; Feedback Booth. Subs...

Episode 42: The Nicest White Man I Ever Met (St. Louis, Hour 2)
We're still in St. Louis this week but none of that matters because the Kenan & Kel theme song Breaks Brooke and we didn't even get to the lyric "You better watch Kenan, 'cuz, Kenan be Scheming" Topics Include: The Hushaphone; D.B Cooper Theories; Return of Beetlejuice Corner; Midwestern Poison Ivy from Batman; The Eggman Steals The Fish; The nicest white man I ever met; Skippy Skinner and the Understanding of a 27 year old Simpsons joke; Brad was named after beer dog, Spuds MacKenzie; The Oldest Person in...


Episode 41: Insure That Honey (St. Louis, Hour 1)
We went on a short break and boy, did we forget how to do this. This week's episode features a few special guests, namely Brooke's husband Brad (until he gets bored and leaves about fifteen minutes in) and an increasingly hangry cat. Welcome back? Topics include: the special awards show; travel adventures; longest bearded man in the world; sad Medusa'd daughters; Brooke & Brad's future son; panoramic Sportsmen's Park photo; BFF-ship in the making; tiny traincar; classic double-polo dad; caution tape ghost;...

Episode 40: Body Parts All Over the Place (New Orleans, Hour 3)
Happy Panama Canalentine's Day. Happy Kristen Schaalentine's Day. Happy Casino Royalentine's Day. These are all terrible and the ones in the podcast aren't any better. It's our special Valentine's Day Spectacular. What's the secret of love? Is it buying your husband a hard boiled egg? NO, BROOKE. Topics Include: Really smart, really beautiful, really soft; Famous English Tastemaker; There were body parts all over the place; Brooke offers you a nice egg in this trying time; With Siro as the voice of All Wi...

Episode 39: I Dabble in Junkin' (New Orleans, Hour 1)
You wanna do some junkin' before you die, do it down in New Orleans. This episode starts out as a frame-by-frame recap of The Princess in the Frog, transitions seamlessly to a discussion of Mr. Monk's assistants and ends with Brooke getting pretty personal. Topics include: Natalie vs. Sharona; Keith Haring subway art; David Ragu needs a haircut; toilet reform; a Communist rug, and we don't mean a hairpiece; Captain Jeans; John liked to paint sad people; free range children-ing in the 90s; fantasy dildos; K...


Episode 38: All Wazzled Up (Harrisburg, Hour 3)
"I told my wife we were going to the roadshow, and she went Nuts" One sentence that will haunt my dreams for an eternity. Brooke also asks the Impossible Question; Can Fish Make Noise Topics Include: My Beautiful Goat Boy Husband; "It's not who gets Pan, it's who has to take care of Pan", Lon Chaney, Bela Lugosi, and Elsa Lanchester's Monster Party; All Wazzled Up!; "There's a Muppet called Scrooge?"; CAN FISH MAKE NOISE; Can Fish talk; Can Fish hear; The politics of the Lollipop Guild; "I told my wife we ...

Episode 37: Where the Money Was (Harrisburg, Hour 2)
Finally, the episode where we get some gosh-darn jokes into this comedy podcast. Unfortunately, they're all from Brooke, and they're all disgusting. Topics include: a strangely anti-nerd tirade; what's in the box?!(turns out to be a human head); family crime connections; Chief Big Bow's humidor; the male gaze; Siro's disappointing Carl's Jr joke; the Brie Blowout; huge fan of Asian art turns out to know nothing about Asian art; mastering the Seth Rogen voice; a jacket Made Just For Karen; Babe Ruth and Hei...

Episode 36: Poster Lust (Harrisburg, Hour 1)
Antiques Roadshow is back with its 22nd Season! 22 Seasons, what is this, the Simpsons??? What is this, Gunsmoke?? What is this, Saturday Night Live?? Well if Roadshow is back, so are we. Antiques Sideshow's back again, to talk about a Very Bad Lion. Topics include: New Years Day Culture is watching the Three Stooges Marathon; Nicho Lowry's Poster Lust; The Felix the Cat Amiibo; "I always get Felix the Cat mixed up with Marcel Duchamp"; Big Hungry Mouth Necklace; Stu, that's 144 eggs!; Leatherface's Baseba...


Episode 35: Junk in the Trunk 7: Little Imps, Little Devils
This episode is cursed and we don't care who knows it. Brooke juggles broken Internet, a dead car, a late-running AAA technician, a bricked phone (well, Brad's phone, but still) and a cat who doesn't care that he's not supposed to go in there. Siro's phone goes off. Then the first few minutes of the episode disappear. Hey, wha'happened? Topics include: bad Tiffany & Co. business strategies; gun cane; wine tankard; magic is the gateway drug to militant atheism; Fat Kitchen/Poor Kitchen; Babe Fuckin' Ruth; ...

Episode 34: Infinite Riches in a Little Room (50 States)
There is nothing wrong with your television set. Do not attempt to adjust the picture. There's just a woman in this episode of Antiques Roadshow with an extremely Loud shirt. Your TV isn't broken and displaying Nightmare Hues or anything. It's all good. Siro and Brooke tackle the rest of the states, even the Freak States, in Our 50 States Part 2. Topics include: The Government Needs Knives; David Ragu is probably color blind; Mime School; Infinite Riches in a Little Room; Elvis, Mayor of Graceland; The Elv...

Episode 33: I'm Not a Cowboy (50 States)
Happy Halloween! We saw Little Shop of Horrors yesterday, and it's all we want to talk about, but we do eventually get to antiques. This week's Antiques Roadshow was a special "Our 50 States" episode, in which the Roadshow producers try desperately to make it seem like every state is interesting and unique. Topics include: 7-year-old embarrasses herself at cocktail party celebrating Harper Lee; David Ragu with a fleshlight vase; our husband Nicho Lowry is, surprisingly, Not a Cowboy; the real culture clash,...


Episode 32: The History of Magic
Siro and Brooke journey to Baton Rouge, Louisiana in this Spine-Tingling Halloween Spectacular. It isn't actually about Halloween very much but we're a podcast about an Antiques Show, give us a break. Executive Producers, Batt Groaning and James L Spooks. James Bond's Secret Agent Sex Chair; Brooke's dark Jock Jams secret; The All-American Redheads; The History of Magic; Siro gets extremely excited about Bela Lugosi and Boris Karloff; The David Ragoonies; David Ragu: Hot or Not; Her uncle was a seaman; In...

Episode 31: Abraham Lincoln Was In My House (Detroit)
We get off to a rough start this week, and it's all downhill from there. Antiques Roadshow is in Detroit, which Siro doesn't realize until the end of the episode is in Michigan and not "I don't know, Ohio or something." Stick around for the part where Brooke gets legitimately angry with a weird lady, and then the grand finale where Siro's foot falls asleep. Topics include: Marvin Gaye's passport; the most grotesque jugs; bad bargainer; David Ragu's Not 100% Sure; Brooke's amazing burn on Mark L. Walberg; Mr...

Episode 30: Babe Ruth's Home Run Candy Club (Boise, ID)
Hiya ya mooks, it's me Babe Ruth, famous baseballer and the only person deemed "Too covered in mud" to compete in a baseball game. Ya should listen to this episode of Antiques Sideshow. Brooke and Siro talk about Boise, Idaho. It sounds like Boys when ya say it! Seeya in the funny papers, see? I'm also kinda Edward G. Robinson. This week's topics include: A Big Chunky Piece of Furniture; The Mickey Mouse Toaster Sophie's Choice Maturity Puzzle; In a Wastebasket, I Found These Heads; Brooke and Siro talk a...


Slumpod Victorianaire Miniseries 5: The Women (And James)
This is our last episode of Victorian Slum House, and we're going to miss these lovable slum-dwellers. This week, in the 1900s, Queen Victoria dies, her son Edward gives food to the poor people, and there's a contentious election. Meanwhile, the women (and James) become suffragettes, a mysterious man in a polo shirt arrives to take pictures with an old-timey camera, and at one point Siro straight up runs out of the room and has to crawl back into the blanket fort because the worst cat is in the way. Rate, r...

Slumpod Victorianaire Miniseries 4: Howarth & Son
No more calls for alcohol, so throw away that whiskey or beer; it's the [18]90s and rich people have decided that poor people can't drink anymore. But before we get to that, the Howarths open their own shop (now with no sweat!) and become Respectable, the Birds discover exotic fruits, and school is suddenly a thing, to the horror and extreme resentment of all the slum children. (In their defense, it does seem like a very Dickensian situation.) Also, Andy becomes a quack, Graham becomes a sandwich and Mrs. H...

Slumpod Victorianaire Miniseries 3: Care For Some Jellied Eels?
Imagine a world where the first five minutes of this podcast are Brooke arguing with Siro that Brain from Warner Brothers Series, Pinky and the Brain, was Not in fact voiced by Kelsey Grammer (Which he wasn't), but Was voiced by a Conservative Rapper (Also not true). Sadly you do not have to imagine this. This is Part Three of our Victorian Slum House Series. What Unlivable For Humans conditions await us in the 1880s?? The Howarths start a sweat shop. Mandy takes charge. James learns cruelty. The Potter ho...


Slumpod Victorianaire Miniseries 2: Trampin' Around Town
Antiques Sideshow is on Break until September, so we bring you Episode Two of our Victorian Slum House Series. Families are shoved into an old Victorian Home and have to live life life like it's 1870. Sleeping in coffin-sized beds, wearing bowler hats, and feeding your children all your Bread so they don't starve. It's like Survivor except, Wait a Minute...It IS Survivor. It's exactly like Survivor. Jeff Probst is even there! Andy enjoys a Free Meal. The Howarth Family has to make Infinity Pants. Grandpa P...

Slumpod Victorianaire Miniseries 1: Petticoat Lane
We didn't love watching Antiques Roadshow UK last week; in fact, we kind of hated it. So this week, we're embarking on a new adventure and Brooke gave it the stupidest title she could think of. In the Slumpod Victorianaire miniseries, we watch the incredible reality show Victorian Slum House and break it down for your entertainment. Bowler hats, bathroom fish, an abundance of mud—it's all here, just like you wanted it. Let's get dusty. Rate, review and subscribe on iTunes!...

Episode 24: A Moment in Style (Hillsborough Castle)
'Ello 'ello 'ello, wot's all this then? Sorry, England. Sorry for all of it. We just don't get you. We're confused by your pointless royalty and your very aggressive pocket watch enthusiasts. This week's topics include: Patty Monopoly; the Borrowers' museum; animal crackers in our soups; the Midway? Medway? Megway? Queen at Dunkirk; all the bones of the human body, delineated; the horse's friends; the pocket watch appraiser really busts some balls; Weekend at Bernie's-ing the queen of England into having p...


Episode 23: A Box of Dolls, featuring a Special Guest (Vintage Charlotte)
Mawwiage. Mawwiage is wot bwings us togevah today. Sideshow is back after taking a week off for Brooke & Brad's wedding (please direct all congratulations to Siro), and we're riding the Antiques Roadshow time machine back to 2002 in Charlotte, North Carolina with our first-ever guest. Topics include: Steven Seagal watercolor; early 2000s mom dress; kid jug; two heads are the worst thing imaginable, they absolutely can't top this one; see you in the funny pages; young Richard Dreyfuss: is it a yes or an OHH...

Episode 22: My Mother's Pornographic Book Collection (Vintage Seattle)
They say all great art is made with sacrifices. They say all great art scares us. They say all great art humiliates and debases its creators, for the good of their craft and vision. In this regard, Episode 22 of Antiques Sideshow is a God Damned Masterpiece, because me and Brooke covered ourselves with a big blanket in an 80 degree apartment because it made the podcast sound kind of better. This episode brings us to 2002 Seattle which means we make even more Frasier jokes. Don't they already make enough Fra...

Episode 21: Banned in Boston (Vintage Cleveland)
We're still in 2002, baby. Remember The Drew Carey Show?? We're really banking on you remembering the Drew Carey Show for our first two minutes of jokes. Was it even still running in 2002? Well, that show took place in Cleveland, and so does this episode. What awaits us in Vintage Cleveland?? Strong mustachioed gentlemen of strength and vitality, an introduction to the greatest basic cable horror host the world has ever seen, and five to ten minutes of Siro and Brooke looking up Taz and Tweety Memes on goog...


Episode 20: Sweet Meat (Vintage Hot Springs)
The year is 2002. Nelly's Hot in Here burns up the top 50 charts. Austin Powers in Goldmember proves Mike Myers still has his mojo. George Lopez teaches us how to laugh with his aptly named "George Lopez Show". Yes, the Roadshow has taken us back to the long gone year of 2002, with Vintage Hot Springs. A retro episode with a kick - Each 2002 appraisal has a 2017 update. Are these beautiful antiques worth thousands more dollars? Or are they terrible, useless garbage from a decade long past. Brooke and Siro i...

Ramblin' With Rick Minisode 3: A Romp On A Camel
Revenge of the Sith. Honey, We Shrunk Ourselves. Spider-Man 3. There are some classic third acts out there, and this is definitely one of them. This episode marks the end of this Rick-ilogy (Rickology? Rilogy?) as we return to the safe comforting arms of Antiques Roadshow next week. Topics include: grapes; Rick Steves can be your bodyguard, we can be your long lost pal; body lockers; camel gang on camel business; Murder He Wrote; everyone in this is dead now; Rick definitely parties (cough cough); art for d...

Ramblin' with Rick Minisode 2: Are There Bagpipes in Hell
Guess who's back, back again Rick is back, tell a friend Antiques Roadshow isn't back yet so we listened to Popular Demand and returned to Rick Steves' Europe for more Laughs, More Man in Shorts, and More Hands in Shorts Pockets. Episode 19 Topics Include: Rick's Dick; 1 in 3 Scots died in World War I; All Scottish Men are Serial Numbered and Created in a Lab; Sharon Stoneing; Donald Duck Voice: I'm So Happy I'm an American Citizen!; Gilligan's Two Girlfriends; Old Man Statue Zoom Up Dolly Cam Shot; Jim...


Ramblin' with Rick Minisode 1: Rough Edges
Antiques Roadshow is on a break, so put one hand in your pocket and get loose, because we're going vampire hunting with our favorite Steves—not Steves Rogers, not Steves Trevor, certainly not Steves Bannon—Rick Steves! We also talk about Wonder Woman (no spoilers) and movies in general for probably too long, and Brooke's neighbors noisily drag their trash bins down their driveway for approximately 45 minutes but we do cut MOST of it. Rate, review & subscribe on iTunes!...

Episode 16: The Man From The Country (Orlando, Hour 3)
Antiques Sideshow is a podcast in which two friends watch an episode of Antiques Roadshow and then break it down. Episode 16 topics include: woke Albert Einstein; David Ragu's childhood memories; the weirdest superheroes; man-size bat; Edward Hopper meets Bates Motel; literal clown shoe; hotboxed at the Fox; The Man From The Country; dickbutt lamp; the finest color; Monkey, the Stan Lee of Rugs; upsetting Pez dispensers; the Terrible and Mysterious Torando; vitamin rant; Feedback Booth. Rate, review & subsc...

Episode 15: The Robot in the Window (Orlando, Hour 2)
Antiques Sideshow is a podcast in which two friends watch an episode of Antiques Roadshow and then break it down. Episode 15 topics include: E.T. The Extra-Terrestrial takes a downhearted turn in the last 40 minutes; Here's a piece of trash from World War I; Jabu Jabu; I kept my paddle up when they told me not to; Brooke tells a terrifying childhood story; Georgie Got Kicked By a Horse, What Happens Next May Surprise You; It's Just a Chair, Brooke; Kevin Zavian Is: The Wolf; The Robot in the Window; The Ri...


Episode 14: Always Helpful to Have a Nude (Orlando, Hour 1)
Antiques Sideshow is a podcast in which two friends watch an episode of Antiques Roadshow and then break it down. Episode 14 topics include: Pirates of the Caribbean update; isn't all gold yellow?; Clash boots; the outside artist; terrible smushed Winnie the Pooh; Sweet Grandmother's creepy Tim Burton print; China vs china; Joe Frazier & Muhammad Ali; stupid ridiculous bong; bad cat painting; disappointing banjo clock; white people & indigenous artifacts; wild and crazy tables; "incense" burner; anonymous s...

Episode 13: It's Ghastly (VA Beach, Hour 3)
Antiques Sideshow is a podcast in which two friends watch an episode of Antiques Roadshow and then break it down. Episode 13 topics include: Pirates of the Caribbean 5: Wet and Wild; We talk about Christopher Guest regular Bob Balaban as we do in every episode; A duo of cool artists; The Chair Appraisers hug it out; Jorts Jorts Jorts Jorts; We think Winston Churchill is in Transformers 5; Internally it has some flaws; Wilford Brimley and All Sorts of Dragons; I love my skin dog; Time Traveling Jamie Foxx; C...

Episode 12: Fabulous Graphics (VA Beach, Hour 2)
Antiques Sideshow is a podcast in which two friends watch an episode of Antiques Roadshow and then break it down. Episode 12 topics include: special birthday boy!; hot dogs and Kool-Aid with Cassius Clay; horrible vomit paintings; chickens with hair; the Elvis diet; definitely not a bird map; blue dishes; Journey to Jeff; tiniest haunted doll(?); fabulous graphics!; getting deep into Dr. Dolittle; rude shorts man; hung like a waterhorse; grandmother's doll and carriage; fruit wives; important exercise stret...


Episode 11: Geezy Peezy! (VA Beach)
Antiques Sideshow is a podcast in which two friends watch an episode of Antiques Roadshow and then break it down. Episode 11 topics include: way too much chatting; Rold Gold cane; too many mugs!; Frank McCarthy, Cowboy Artist; obscenely large engagement ring; terrible doll; sarcophagus caddy; boring gun; Plaid Suit/Sex Bomb Corner; frame snob; cursed great great grandparents; our favorite buddy comedy, The Chair Appraisers; jade circle (of lies)?; white people & indigenous artifacts; Michael Keaton Plays Gu...

Episode 10: The Monstrosity (Salt Lake City, Hour 3)
Antiques Sideshow is a podcast in which two friends watch an episode of Antiques Roadshow and then break it down. Episode 10 topics include: podcast birthday; animal hell circus poster; giant pointless? potato; nerd posters; torture chamber for birds; disappointing vase; egg-celent Lex Luthor; horrible wooden figure; two nice boys; rec room rug; ancient scroll; doll hospital nightmares; STOLEN?! library book; fancy toy car; expensive jewelries; Feedback Booth. This week's outro from hhds113 on YouTube. Rate...

Episode 9: I Love His Face (Salt Lake City, Hour 2)
Antiques Sideshow is a podcast in which two friends watch an episode of Antiques Roadshow and then break it down. Episode 9 topics include: showbiz talk; papa's secret jetty; Thing T. Thing's Roadshow debut; Lucille Ball test shots; scowly astronaut memorabilia; the end of Beauty & the Beast Corner/the beginning of Nickelodeon corner?; Kennedy hat; too big cutlery set; David Ragu's doctor's note; pry this Olympic torch from my cold, dead hands; ACTUAL HAUNTED PAINTING; Side-eye Barbie; terrifying Norwegian ...


Episode 8: A Very Thick Butt (Salt Lake City)
Antiques Sideshow is a podcast in which two friends watch an episode of Antiques Roadshow and then break it down. Episode 8 topics include: Brooke's dark hour; This Must Be A Place; rotator cuff hero David Ragu; the Mormon Meteor; Orson Welles at the Hollywood Canteen; anti-capitalist vampire table; Tool Time necklace; Beauty & the Beast thoughts; Fat Bottomed Guns; KEVIN?!; celebrity doodles; villain cane; Hawaiian missionary quilt; too little Nicho; opinionated rug; wildflower art; the Holy Grail; Feedba...

Episode 7: Sultan of Sequins (Palm Springs, Hour 3)
Antiques Sideshow is a podcast where two friends watch an episode of Antiques Roadshow and then break it down. Episode 7 topics include: From Levy 2 Schneider; Disneyland drawings; scary blanket babies; cursed marble breakfast girl; the redemption of Chair Appraiser; bad wedding gifts; T&A vase; The Dark Fushigi Watcher; ourobouroring; American aviator Bessica Raiche; The Solstice King; magical Brooke Shields dress; #birdmap; boring unicorn thing; Dronewatch 2K17; Ghost 2 (starring horses); Feedback Booth; ...

Episode 6: People Love Horses! (Albuquerque)
Antiques Sideshow is a podcast where two friends watch an episode of Antiques Roadshow and then break it down. Episode 6 topics include: Dante's Peak; Monday morning at Woodstock; Pairpoint Brothers; haunted dolls on Roadshow and in real life; end of the clown era; very articulate child; what's upjohn?; Parent Trapping appraisers; white people with indigenous artifacts; Brooke & Brad's Beestravangza; erections at the International Balloon Museum; horse hell; leather jacket choices; Droopy Dog; Marcus Is Coo...


Episode 5: Hopin' to Learn That I'm Rich (Charleston WV)
Antiques Sideshow is a podcast where two friends watch an episode of Antiques Roadshow and then break it down. Episode 5 topics include: the Return of the King; sexy dirty vase; ghoul rug; bees out knees out; wizard book; uncomfortable Beatles talk; our new Biggest Loser fancast; Nickelodeon music box; horseshoe for the world's smallest horse; unfortunate Confederate trading cards; robot universe; white people & indigenous artifacts; Tolkien papers/librarian spy network; Buxton's only disappointment; domes ...

Episode 4: Here He Comes! (Indianapolis, Hour 2)
Antiques Sideshow is a podcast where two friends watch an episode of Antiques Roadshow and then break it down. Episode 4 topics include: the Bluesman Group; Joe Louis whiskey; terrible boy bowl; human teeth nightmare; deer with mysterious bundle; fun Lewis Carroll memories; people flag #supportourtroops; face fountain; WAR (what is it good for?); bugged out bird clock; golf club mistake; widescreen table; Donald Duck rolls on in; white people with indigenous artifacts; Babe Ruth's worthless old balls; Feedb...

Episode 3: Bird Drama No. 1 (Palm Springs, Hour 2)
Antiques Sideshow is a podcast where two friends watch an episode of Antiques Roadshow and then break it down. Sorry for minor crackling—there was a literal haunted doll on this episode and she's exacting her revenge. Episode 3 topics include: One Doug Night; fancy Cogsworth; Roy Lichtenstein vaporwave; Oscar Wildez; Antiques Roadshow's strict dress code; white people & indigenous artifacts; dirty steamer trunk; too many chins; The Explorer; hot hot space stuff; superathlete Jim Thorpe; things that do & do ...


Episode 2: Set My Tartan All A-Twitter (Palm Springs)
Antiques Sideshow is a podcast where two friends watch an episode of Antiques Roadshow and then break it down. Episode 2 topics include: Archie Bunker's jacket; attorney-at-(out)law; horse riding man; woke Roadshow F. Tompkins; reinventing the alphabet; stupid nut shoe; very ugly lamp; Andy Warhol's beautiful necklace; Bustin' Babe's ghost; mouse coat; white people & indigenous artifacts; Mark Walberg's tiny mine cart; egg & paint; mermaid pocket watch; the Devil's guitar; the most beautiful appraiser; Feed...

Episode 1: Fugitive Color (Indianapolis)
Antiques Sideshow (aka Old Garbage) is a podcast where two friends watch an episode of Antiques Roadshow US and then discuss. Episode One topics include: horrible dolls; Roadshow F. Tompkins; the tiniest piece of jade; spooky sexy steampunk machine; Marky Mark Walberg; white people & indigenous artifacts; stupid silver baby cup; haunted baseball; literal grandfather clock; griffin/dragon/goose china; worst lamp; Feedback Booth. Theme music credit: Nicolai Heidlas Music https://soundcloud.com/nicolai-heidlas...