Any Port in a Storm Podcast
A strange blend of wry and sweet, ascerbic and kind, biting and gentle, APiaS is the cigarette-and-a-forty-on-your-porch-one-summer-evening of podcasts.
APiaS 40: New Coke and Sonic
APiaS 40: New Coke and Sonic:
Gabe and Noah have slipped out of the timestream....
APiaS 39: Banana Plague
APiaS 39: Banana Plague:
Folks, as N*oah approaches his teaching career, we’re gonna have to destroy the public archive of this podcast. We will upload it unnamed, anonymously for all to enjoy for the rest of time, but the public page will be shot into the fucking sun. More deets to follow....
APiaS 38: The Religion Episode
APiaS 38: The Religion Episode:
Folks, Noah and Gabe hadn’t chatted in a few weeks and boy did they have some shit to talk about I guess....
APiaS 37: The Great Switcheroo
APiaS 37: The Great Switcheroo: In which this is the final console evolution....
APiaS 34: S2E1
APiaS 34: S2E1:
Apias is back, babee! Gabe sounds super drunk and doesn’t remember being drunk, go figure. Enjoy!...
APiaS 33: Dracula Costume Project
APiaS 33: Dracula Costume Project:
In which Gabe wishes all his friends would stop trying to have an orgy with him. Folks, stop trying to have orgies with Gabe and Gabe’s girlfriend....
APiaS 31: The Jackson Galaxy Episode
APiaS 31: The Jackson Galaxy Episode: In which we love you, Jackson....
APiaS 29: "A Very Good Episode"
APiaS 29: "A Very Good Episode":
In which you never want to eat honey again. Folks, this episode goes a lot of different places pretty quickly. We’re sorry it’s probably our most blue episode to date, but it’s also a very good episode.™...
APiaS 28: Twin Peaks, Dune, Etc.
APiaS 28: Twin Peaks, Dune, Etc.:
APiaS is back, baby! Here’re your peanuts. Sit down and wait for the little light to go off....
APiaS 27: The APiaS Guide to Assassination
APiaS 27: The APiaS Guide to Assassination:
In which Ruth Bader Ginsburg pilots a megazord. This week on APiaS, Gabe and Noah spend roughly half an episode chiseling away at traditional concepts of assassination until they arrive at the most perfect scheme ever devised. Fixed blades. Large reptiles. Crowdfunding....
APiaS 26: Laser Jesus
APiaS 26: Laser Jesus:
In which we get Ray Romano to listen to this podcast. Folks, welcome back to the island of Apias, your island in the sky, high and away from the machinery of life churning below you. We hope you enjoy your stay....
APiaS 25: Music, Pt. 1
APiaS 25: Music, Pt. 1:
In which Roger Waters bitches about his dad for 45 minutes. Folks, we’re gonna shoot ya’ straight; this episode has been due since March and it’s really boring in the second half. It’s mostly Gabe and Noah discussing music, which is really boring. We hope you enjoy it but don’t say you weren’t warned....
APiaS 24: Idiocy in Brilliance
APiaS 24: Idiocy in Brilliance:
On this week’s episode of APiaS: There are different kinds of stupid....
APiaS 23: Emergency Broadcast Panic
APiaS 23: Emergency Broadcast Panic:
On this week’s episode of Any Port in a Storm – Gabe freaks the fuck out about nothing, as per usual....
APiaS 22: Brother Prime
APiaS 22: Brother Prime:
On this week’s APiaS: Everyone is gonna need a big brother and a wood chipper....
APiaS 21: The Butter Lobby
APiaS 21: The Butter Lobby: What more information could you possibly need?...
APiaS 20: Baudrillard Was Right
APiaS 20: Baudrillard Was Right:
On this week’s APiaS: Germany is the least prone to fascism....
APiaS 17: Irreconcilable Differences
APiaS 17: Irreconcilable Differences:
Gabe and Noah respond to the 2016 American presidential election, among other things....
APiaS 16: Pre-election Time Capsule
APiaS 16: Pre-election Time Capsule:
Noah and I recorded this on the night of the election so we could remember our last moment of faith. The next ep out will be our reaction!...
APiaS 15: People Like Jim Carrey?
APiaS 15: People Like Jim Carrey?:
God is a dude, you know? It’s a job....
APiaS 14: The Reunion
APiaS 14: The Reunion:
The American Medical Association has opinions on weaboos....