In each episode we will meet a fellow human being amidst scandal, public embarrassment, legal trouble, and messing up. The defendant will have 15 minutes to either apologize or coerce us into understanding what really happened. The audience then decides whether they are forgiven or sent to jail forever. Our mission is to construct a capsule of peaceful discussion to which even the alleged victims can say, "Alright OK, OK alright, OK OK, alright alright."
Hosted and produced by Austin Mooney
Today marks the inauguration of 45th president of the United States Donald Trump, as well as the 45th time I couldn't find a guest. So I just play piano for fifteen minutes to lament this passing of power. Love you. Thanks for listening.
Musician, drunk asshole and alleged sex tape maker Dustin C.C. Train barely talks about his relationship with professional tennis player Serena Williams and where it took his career. He plays bass and we kind of hear from his new album.
Robert Jeremy Tutor...
Drug peddler, concert goer, camelback fashionista, and activist Gray Flambe defends himself after being arrested for selling festival drugs at Standing Rock. This comes after a flurry of activity online attacked Flambe, saying that his incident distracted the public from what those people were trying to accomplish.
This episode is sponsored by Grub Hub.
MERRY CHRISTMAS!! For this year's Christmas special we've received the gift of interviewing the security guard who was caught masturbating in front of cheerleaders and fans at a Chargers/Raiders NFL game. He's not apologizing. Christmas music is played during his interview to make it less appalling. Enjoy!
Zachary Michael Cronbaugh...
Best friend, and leader of a caucasian male group against Trump, Reid Overton joins the show to discuss our new president. It's a sloppy return for the boys after a long hiatus and three hours of burritos and Mike's Harder lemonades. Americana folk singer-song-writer-in-times-of-crisis NoName performs a song against Trump! We're back baby, and Trumps gonna pay.
Alright OK I interviewed a man who has been fighting for our impoverished citizens under the name Peasant Man, but has only succeeded in being called Pheasant Man and treated like a pheasant. Also, a nice guy pays us a surprise visit!
Lisa Lisa Lisa McDonald, the famous space pilot and Brazilian singing sensation, sits down to discuss her most recent show. It involves speaker tampons, unborn heroes, and a happy rendition of All I Want For Christmas Is You. Happy New Year! WE APOLOGIZE FOR MICROPHONE QUALITY.
Omaria Sanchez Pratt...
DISCLAIMER: This is our most controversial episode yet. NOT FOR THE FAINT OF HEART. Today, I sit down with the most hated man of 2015 to assign closure to our first year at AOKOKAOKOKAA. No Jeff, no rules, and fucking shit tons of real talk and honesty. May God save the new year, and may we continue to save ourselves from the stars.
SPECIAL CALL-IN EPISODE!
Our guests are our callers. We hear about girl issues from a shy man named timid Emmit, Tony Tony explains the benefits of men sitting while they pee, and a wannabe reality show personality named Clifford calls to audition for a different show.
Co-hosted by Austin Mooney and Jeffrey Jones.
It's our first New York podcast! I'll be absent for the next week and Jeffery Jones of Ferris Bueler's Day Off and Amadeaus will be hosting the show. I show him the ropes and put him through the paces with Anthony Bourdain in this week's special training wheels episode. Meet Jeff!
Nibbles, the first sentient children's puppet, helps adult male Damon van Robles through a difficult past of pants-pooping.
This episode is sponsored by Drowsy's Cough Syrup.
Zachary Grey Phelps...
Heir to the Drowsy's Cough Syrup fortune, P.B. Drowsy, defends his behavior of trading cough syrup for adderall with a young boy named Dean. This episode is sponsored by Drowsy's Cough Syrup.
Zachary Gray Phelps....
Linda Belinda Dominguez complains that Tide detergent is burning her son's skin off to a Tide employee that she seems to know. Anti-human/eco-rights activist and apparent musician Skip Dunnigan plugs his album.
<3 happy Valentine's Day! Rhyming fairy tale villain Nimblestick is accused of stealing children by Detective Rust Cohle. My gorgeous husband Uncle Onion guests hosts! <3
Zachary Gray Phelps....