Apartment 5B

Apartment 5B Podcast

The Home of Irrational Conversations with the Cool Breeze of Anytown USA

A5B045
Recorded in The Lab at Industry Hill. Jeff's and Rory's Throat Punch of the Week. This day in history. Truck carrying sex toys is robbed of over $1M in product. G and PG-rated movies that would have been better as R....

A5B044
Recorded in The Lab at Industry Hill. Jeff's and Rory's Throat Punch of the Week. This day in history. Emergency Goalie helps Carolina Hurricanes defeat Maple Leafs in NHL debut. Mount Rushmore of 90s things....

A5B043
Recorded in The Lab at Industry Hill. Jeff's and Rory's Throat Punch of the Week. This day in history. Roving Band of herpes-ridden monkeys now roaming northeast Florida. A new game show: "Your Parents Were F-ing to What!?"...


A5B042
Recorded in The Lab at Industry Hill. Jeff's and Rory's Throat Punch of the Week. This day in history. Rapid Fire Headlines over the last few weeks. What celebs will do for a role....

A5B041
Recorded in The Lab at Industry Hill. Jeff's, Producer Tim's and Rory's Throat Punch of the Week. This day in history. Friends get in a fist fight over "How I Met Your Mother." We talk two Beatles conspiracy theories!...

A5B040
Recorded in The Lab at Industry Hill. Jeff's, Producer Tim's and Rory's Throat Punch of the Week. This day in history. Workplace misconduct - two articles one about bad HR director and one about menstration badges. Favorite conspiracy theories!...


A5B040
Recorded in The Lab at Industry Hill. Jeff's, Producer Tim's and Rory's Throat Punch of the Week. This day in history. Workplace misconduct - two articles one about bad HR director and one about menstration badges. Favorite conspiracy theories!...

A5B039
Recorded in The Lab at Industry Hill. Jeff's and Rory's Throat Punch of the Week. This day in history. An Ohio Strip Club gives away free furniture, but beware of the stains. The Tournament of Thanksgiving Food!...

A5B038
Recorded in The Lab at Industry Hill. Jeff's and Rory's Throat Punch of the Week. This day in history. An Ohioan gets busted for using a McLovin' fake ID. Rapid Fire: "Would You Rather?"...


A5B037
Recorded in The Lab at Industry Hill. Jeff's and Rory's Throat Punch of the Week. This day in history. An Austrian couple gets $550k worth of ecstasy in the mail. Which food mascots could we kick their asses?...

A5B036
Recorded in The Lab at Industry Hill. Jeff's and Rory's Throat Punch of the Week. This day in history. A man takes a clown to a "pink slip" meeting in Australia. The Mount Rushmore of Crime Movie Quotes....

A5B035
Recorded in The Lab at Industry Hill. Jeff's and Rory's Throat Punch of the Week. This day in history. The Residents discuss the upcoming NFL season and make their predictions!...


A5B034
Recorded in The Lab at Industry Hill. Jeff's and Rory's Throat Punch of the Week. This day in history. Professional Cuddler instructed woman to "suck her nipple." Mt Rushmore of Comedy Movie Quotes....

A5B033
Recorded in The Lab at Industry Hill. Jeff's and Rory's Throat Punch of the Week. This day in history. Bloody fight starts on UK cruise ship after a "clown" shows up.The residents talk about movie quotes....

A5B032
Recorded in The Lab at Industry Hill. Jeff's and Rory's Throat Punch of the Week. This day in history. 10 Things You Didn't Know about "The Fourth of July" or maybe you did. Mount Rushmore of movies with "America" or "American" in the title....


A5B031
Recorded in The Lab at Industry Hill. This day in history. The Residents each try one of the local delivery services (DoorDash, Uber Eats, GrubHub) from one local restaurant, Mario's Pizza and rate each service on certain criteria, as well as Mario's. The collective throat punch went to... you have to listen for that....

A5B030
Recorded in The Lab at Industry Hill. Jeff's and Rory's Throat Punch of the week. This day in history. Man who has drugs in his anus shoots himself in the testicles. The best of ESPN's "30 for 30" series....

A5B029
Recorded in The Lab at Industry Hill. Jeff's and Rory's Throat Punch of the week. This day in history. Florida Man arrested for playing basketball in Candy Land Park naked, says it enhances his skills. The best and worst NBA drafts, the biggest flops, the biggest steals.....


A5B028
Recorded in The Lab at Industry Hill. Jeff's and Rory's Throat Punch of the week. This day in history. Someone is drawing dicks around potholes trying to get them fixed, all around the world. The Good, Bad and Ugly of Seinfeld....

A5B027
Recorded in The Lab at Industry Hill. Jeff's and Rory's Throat Punch of the week. This day in history. A man tries to sue former co-worker for bullying after he farts on him. Protagonists you cheer against....

A5B026
Recorded in The Lab at Industry Hill. Special Guest "Chris" for the "Opening Day Episode!" Jeff's and Rory's Throat Punch of the week. This day in history. The Residents all make their MLB 2019 predictions. Mt Rushmore of Ballpark Food....


A5B025
Recorded in The Lab at Industry Hill. Jeff's and Rory's Throat Punch of the week. This day in history. Good Samaritan who buys Girl Scouts Cookies busted for illicit drugs and conspiracy. Mt Rushmore of TV and Movie Sidekicks....

A5B024
Recorded in The Lab at Industry Hill. Jeff's and Rory's Throat Punch of the week. This day in history. Jussie Smollett's Crazy Saga. The Best and Worst of Sports All-Star Games....

A5B023
Recorded in The Lab at Industry Hill. Jeff's and Rory's Throat Punch of the week. This day in history. The Residents are back! The Trial of Jacqueline Ades begins. The Mount Rushmore of HBO Original Series....


A5B022
Recorded in The Lab at Industry Hill. Jeff's and Rory's Throat Punch of the week. This day in history. Porn shoot at mini golf course had barely ended before venue opened to public. The Mount Rushmore of Marvel Characters (Cinematic)....

A5B and The Less Desirables Dual Show
Recorded in The Lab at Industry Hill. A dual show with BOTH The Less Desirables and Apartment 5B Podcast. Mr. Jeff Evans is in to do a throat punch of the week, today in history and more Apartment 5B things. We also have Paul Kwiatkowski of Wax and Cloth in to talk about his business. Bull's Tavern presents Tony and the Bear Porter from Newgrass Brewing. Underdog Records is the OFFICIAL music sponsor of The Less Desirables....

A5B021
Recorded in The Lab at Industry Hill. Jeff's and Rory's Throat Punch of the week. This day in history. The $400k GoFundMe Scam revisited. The Residents pick their Mount Rushmore of holidays....


A5B020
Recorded in The Lab at Industry Hill. Jeff's and Rory's Throat Punch of the week. Producer Tim gives a rare throat punch! This day in history. A man loses his testicles after he slathers them with peanut butter and offers them to his dog. The Residents review "Bucky Larson: Born to be a Star."...

A5B019
Recorded in The Lab at Industry Hill. Jeff's and Rory's Throat Punch of the week. This day in history. The NY Post found the guy jumping into the shark tank. The Residents talk Halloween costumes and movies....

A5B018
Recorded in The Lab at Industry Hill. Jeff's and Rory's Throat Punch of the week as well as our first call-in throat punch. This day in history. The NY Post found the worst maid ever and she's a doozie, not once but many times. The Residents pick their "Mount Rushmore of Hair Bands."...


A5B017
Recorded in The Lab at Industry Hill. Jeff's and Rory's Throat Punch of the week. This day in history. Three strong candidates for "Father of the Year" or not. How 12 CDs for a penny caused tons of 90s kids to rack up thousands of dollars of debt....

A5B016
Recorded in The Lab at Industry Hill. Jeff's and Rory's Throat Punch of the week. This day in history. Weird Guinness Book of Records entries for 2019. The residents talk about famous people who are famous for practically no reason. And, yes, there was another "pooper."...

A5B015
Recorded in The Lab at Industry Hill. Jeff's and Rory's Throat Punch of the week. This day in history. A town in Florida renames itself Miracle Whip from Mayo. A review of the Subreddit "Shower Thoughts."...


A5B014
Recorded in The Lab at Industry Hill. Jeff's and Rory's Throat Punch of the week. This day in history. Restaurant makes a Spam Mai Tai and puts it in a Spam can. Best and Worst SNL and Alumni Movies....

A5B013
Recorded in The Lab at Industry Hill. Jeff's and Rory's Throat Punch of the week. This day in history. Man steals car from date to go on another date. Biggest A-Holes in TV and Movies. Spinning Wheel is "Producer Tim's Choice:" Color Me Arrested....

A5B012
Recorded in The Lab at Industry Hill. Jeff's and Rory's Throat Punch of the week. This day in history. Burglar breaks into Escape Room and calls 911 because he can't escape. Breaking down Billboard's Top 100 Songs of Summer....


A5B011
Recorded in The Lab at Industry Hill. Jeff's and Rory's Throat Punch of the week. This day in history. All America Version! Man's shoe camera catches fire trying to take upskirts. Rory's Top 10 American TV Shows. Producer Tim's Top 10 American Musical Acts. Jeff's Top 10 American Movies....

A5B010
Guest, "Worth" stops by the Apartment. Jeff's, Worth's and Rory's Throat Punch of the week. This day in history. The Revenge Obituary. Organized Crime Movies. Wheel spin is "Even More News."...

A5B009
Jeff's and Rory's Throat Punch of the week. This day in history. New York parents win legal battle to evict 30-year old son. Best and worst covers. Wheel spin is Jeff's choice including micro wrestling and Arn Anderson....


A5B008
Jeff's and Rory's Throat Punch of the week. This day in history. Woman arrested for stalking after allegedly sending 65k texts after one date. Celebrity Crushes vs. Father Time. Wheel Spin is "Sports" with a discussion about Supreme Court ruling on sports gambling....

A5B007
Jeff's and Rory's Throat Punch of the week. NXIVM Sex Cult and Allison Mack. April 25, 1992 both Growing Pains and Who's the Boss ended. Wheel Spin is "Resident's Choice."...

A5B006
Jeff's and Rory's Throat Punch of the week. Cocaine on doctor's penis kills his lover. Mount Rushmore of TV Neighbors. Spin the wheel and it's flying cocaine into a woman's purse....


A5B005
Jeff's and Rory's Throat Punch of the week. Hotel Lifts Ban for Man Who Destroyed Room with Pepperoni and Flock of Seagulls. Television Theme Song Game Show....

A5B004
Special guest, "Mitch." Jeff's, Mitch's and Rory's Throat Punch of the week. All baseball edition. NL and AL Divisional Winners, Wild Cards, World Series, MVPs and Cy Young Winners. Baseball Movies....

A5B003
Special guest, "Keith." Jeff's, Keith's and Rory's Throat Punch of the week. Strange news story about Chuck-E-Cheese Brawl involving 20 people. Worst movies of all time. The spinning wheel came up with Food: Best Chicken Nuggets or Tenders?...


A5B002
Jeff and Rory's Throat Punch of the week. Strange news story about Mad Pooper 2. 20th Anniversary of The Big Lebowski. The spinning wheel came up with Rusty: Who S--t the Bed?...

A5B001
Inaugural episode. Introductions. Throat Punch of the week. Strange news story about time travel. The Mount Rushmore of TV Dads. The spinning wheel came up with sports....