Artie's Daily Dump

Artie's Daily Dump Podcast

Despite his low position in life, Artie has a very high opinion of himself. One might even say that he greatly overestimates his competence and abilities. Regardless, Artie is ready to turn it all around, and taste the sweet life! Money, fame, and sexual action are all things Artie wishes to obtain—and this podcast will help him do it! (Artie's Daily Dump is a charmingly crude and immature comedy podcast told through Artie’s short audio entries.)



Ep.64 // Noir Monologue With Farts
A 'Performance Fart' piece where I do a heartfelt monologue in Film Noir style, with accompanying fart noises.         (contains royalty-free background music by 'Music by Pedro' Noir #2 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gds9SjsG3KQ&list=RD84ANGsQS_7w&index=2)...


Ep.60 // Watching Them YouTubes
I been watching YouTube, and figure I can get famous on there too! Them YouTube girls is real sexy and erotic too....

Ep.59 // Uncle Humper
I been hearing sexual noises coming from my bedroom, while my uncle is staying in there....


Ep.57 // Bubbling & Butt Chugging
A humiliating story about how I did ‘bubbling & butt chugging’ at a college party, in front of hundreds of people....

Ep.56 // Smelling & Licking Them Seats
I got a new job and my very own car! Things is looking up for me. And my new job allows me to smell and lick on seats, that ladies was just using....


Ep.55 // I'm Gettin' A Car!
That’s right! I’m gettin’ my very own car soon. Then, I can take them women out on sexual dates!...



Ep.48 // Types of Boobs
I talk about the different kinds of boobs I’ve been seeing around here....


Ep.46 // Sexual Sweat
I talk about the different kinds of sweat a guy can work up, and how women really love that sexual sweat....



Ep.38 // Pooping Joe
I talk about a friend from junior high school, and why he was called ’Pooping Joe.’...


Ep.37 // Facial Shart
I talk about my sister’s sexy friend, and the first time I ever sharted....





Ep.24 // Pee Sprinkles
I go to a family event and promote my podcast. Then, I encounter some pee sprinkles....





Ep.11 // A Real Top Performer
My parents are mad at me for quittin' my job, and I talk about the beauties at the call center....


Ep.10 // Bullied & Abused at Work
I was bullied and demeaned at work, so I left a real nice surprise for ‘em....

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Ep.9 // My Sexy New Boss
Someone's got a sexy new boss...and that someone, is me!...

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