Attention HellMart Shoppers!

Attention HellMart Shoppers! Podcast

Attention HellMart Shoppers! is a twice monthly horror/comedy audio-drama. Join the staff of HelloMart, a big box super-store built on top of the gates of hell, as they battle the forces of evil in order to bring you the best customer service minimum wage can provide.

Listen to My New Podcast!
Attention HellMart Shoppers! We're now part of The Harmless Entertainment Network, and I'm on a new podcast where we discuss every SuperHero movie ever made! Click the link below and give it a listen! Harmless Phosphorescence   Check out all our new network has to offer at our Patreon!...


BONUS: I have a New Show!
Thoreau here! I made a new show! It's called 1994 and it's premiering September 17th, 2018, but for now here's the very frist teaser trailer! If you like HellMart I think you'll like 1994. It stars James Oliva, Jordan Cobb, Paul Miscavage, Julia Schifini, Sarah Golding, Graham Rowat and many more! Head on over to htt://1994podcast.com for more info or simply search for "1994" In the podcast app you're currently using to subscribe! Thank you HellMart Shoppers! Spotify iTunes...

BONUS: Chet and Danny Blow Stuff Up!
Independence day is approaching in Strickland and there's trouble in the basement. With special guest star Sarah Golding as Regional Manager Melinda Ashe. Follow us on Twitter @thehellomart Like us on Facebook at HellMart Podcast Go to http://patreon.com/attentionhellmartshoppers to get bonus episodes and tons of other great stuff!...

BONUS: Scenes From A HellMart: Meat Cute
Attention HellMart Shoppers! We have a brand new Mini-Episode just for you! This tells the tale of (not so) young love in the meat department of HelloMart. We are also just dollars away from making our first Patreon goal. We briefly slipped past it in November, and so I had to make a Christmas Episode. If we can get above $200 again, by June 11th, I'll produce a full length 4th of July episode! So tell your friends, tell your family, tell the guy that's squatting in your tool shed. You just need $1 to help ...


BONUS: April Announcement
Attention HellMart Shoppers!   Hi everyone, Thoreau here. This is just a quick post to let you all know about two new things we've got going on in the HelloMart this month. First, we have an Easter Episode available for you to listen to. It’s a patreon exclusive, but you can hear it now for free! Just go to http://patreon.com/attentionhellmartshoppers or follow the link in the show notes. It's currently available for all to hear for free, but only in our patreon!   And secondly, we now have merchandise avai...

There's No Place Like Hell
SEASON 1 FINALE! It's the big showdown at the Hell Gates! Chet makes a choice, Jake has something to crow about and Daniel says stuff that makes people upset. Don't skip out early, the after credits teaser has a very special guest star, and a taste of what season 2 has in store with the one and only Sarah Golding of The Audio Drama Production Podcast and other innumerable productions. Follow us on Twitter Like us on Facebook Visit our Website Attention HellMart Shoppers! is part of The FateCraftersPodcast N...

Everybody's Got Something To Hide Except For Me And My TV
After the big heist the gang is on the run. Chet reaches out to an old adversary, and Merle gets to go for a ride. This is the penultimate episode of season one. With guest star Paul Sating as Sherrif McCoy. Attention HellMart Shoppers! is Patron Supported. Follow us on twitter, like us on facebook or leave us a review on itunes....


Jimmy's Eleven
Jimmy and his crew stage a heist. Chet also does a thing...kind of. This Episode features Jake Song as Security Guy 1, Laura Bramblette as Security Guy 2, and Jesse Hall as Security Guy 3.  Help support the show on Patreon   Attention HellMart Shoppers! is part of the fatecrafters network....

Working Stiffs
Chet interviews some prospective employees and Daniel and Emily pay a visit to Billy Ray, the Leprechaun.  Attention HellMart Shoppers! is listener supported. Go to OUR PATREON to pledge your support. For just $1 a month you can help us stay in business. For $5 and up you get BONUS CONTENT! This episode featured special guest star Paul Sating as Jeff.  Attention HellMart Shoppers is a part of the fatecrafters network. Check out other fatecrafters shows like Lake Clarity....

Chet and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day
Chet deals with customers, employees, family, and his own shortcomings as manager.  Please support us on PATREON! Go to http://patreon.com/attentionhellmartshoppers to get bonus episodes, early access to new episodes, Stickers, Wallpapers, Music and more! Follow us on social media! facebook.com/attentionhellmartshoppers twitter.com/thehellomart instagram.com/attentionhellmartshoppers...


A Cold Christmas In Hell
It's Christmas Eve and Emily arrives in town with no money, no job and a terrible apartment. Will a christmas miracle solve all her problems? Maybe she'll be visited by jolly old St. Nick! It's another holiday flashback episode and this one has special guests! Rob and Slim from The Rob and Slim Show are here as KHEL Drivetime DJs. You can find them at http://robandslim.podbean.com. Robert Chauncey, creator of The Tunnels Podcast, http://thetunnelspodcast.wixsite.com guest voices Mikey. Attention HellMart Sh...

Holiday Schedule Announcement
Attention HellMart Shoppers! Thoreau here! This is just a quick update on our schedule for the holidays and the remainder of season 1. Our Christmas special is coming Monday, December 18th, and will be the only episode released in December, and our last episode of 2017. That does not include patreon bonus mini episodes. Or patrons will continue to get bonus Episodes through December! As for regular episodes, our next release, Episode 12, is coming January 8th, and we will then resume our normal semi weekly ...

Chicken Little Big Man
Daniel uncovers a nefarious scheme at the chicken farm, but is it too late for him to escape? We are entirely listener supported. Help support us and get great bonus content at http://patreon.com/attentionhellmartshoppers follow us on twitter @thehellomart like us on facebook at http://facebook.com/attentionhellmartshoppers...


All The Unborn Chicken Voices In My Head
Daniel struggles to make friends at his new job. Plus more chickens. We are listener supported! visit our patreon for tons of great bonus content! http://patreon.com/attentionhellmartshoppers follow us on twitter @thehellomart like us on facebook at facebook.com/attentionhellmartshoppers...

Chet's (Mini) Halloween Spooktacular! 3
Chet must face the Pumpkin Kng one last time...alone! Visit our patreon to see all the great bonus content available to you now! https://patreon.com/attentionhellmartshoppers.com Follow us on twitter @thehellomart Like us on facebook at facebook.com/attentionhellmartshoppers...

Jimmy and Chets (Mini) Halloween Spooktacular 2
Guess who's back! Jimmy and Chet face the Pumpkin King again. Will it be a grim battle to the death? Probably not. Go to our Patreon to get extra episodes and tons of great perks and merchandise! http://patreon.com/attentionhellmartshoppers Follow us on twitter @thehellomart Like us on http://facebook.com/attentionhellmartshoppers...


Jimmy and Chet's Halloween Spooktacular!
It's 2005 and Halloween brings a visitor and a new employee. With special guest star Rhiannon McAfee! We are Listener supported! Visit http://patreon.com/attentionhellmartshoppers You too can get bonus episodes, early acces to new episodes and so much more! Attention HellMart Shoppers is part of the Fatecrafters Network. Visit http://fatecrafters.net for more info. If you like our show, check out Lake Clarity....

Big News!
Big News, Everyone! We are launching our PATREON!    I love making this show. It's a true passion of mine, and I'd like to make as much of it as I can! That's where you come in! What do you get out of becoming a Patron? BONUS EPISODES Would you like AHS!  MERCHANDISE, including T-Shirts, Stickers, Posters and Mugs MUSIC from the Show HD Wallpapers Scripts of every Episode MUCH MUCH MORE! Plus we have goals! Would you like a full series spin-off of the show? Would you like to get the show in your ears week...

Mommy's Little Monster
The gang is interviewed about the goings on at the store. Jimmy has a choice to make and Emily prepares for the joys of motherhood. Stay tuned, our PATREON launches in ONE WEEK! Keep up to date by following us on twitter @thehellomart Like us on http://facebook.com/attentionhellmartshoppers. Attention HellMart Shoppers! is part of the Fatecrafters Network, as is Atheist Apocalypse. You can find Atheist Apocalypse at http://atheistapocalypse.com or wherever you listen to podcasts. ind other fatecrafters show...


Dante's Disco Inferno - Part II
Zombie Dance Party! Like us on Facebook! Follow us on twitter! Go to http://attentionhellmartshoppers.com. Attention Hellmart Shoppers! is a part of the Fatecrafters Network. We reccomend other high quality and entertaining Fatecrafters shows such as The Tunnels!...

Dante's Disco Inferno - Part I
It's Sample Day! The store is extra busy, Emily deals with a delicate situation and it's a party in electronics! Please leave us an itunes review! Like us on Facebook! Follow us on Twitter! Visit our website at attentionhellmartshoppers.com. Attention HellMart Shoppers! is a proud member of the Fatecrafters Podcast Network....

Love Will Tear Us Apart : Part II
Jake feels like Chicken Tonight. Everyone else wants to get some Armando Ferrari and no one seems especially worried about the interdimensional pirate attack. Review us on iTunes, follow us on twitter, like us on facebook!...


Love Will Tear Us Apart - Part I
The guys meet Valerie's fiance, who may not be entirely on the up and up and Chet bakes some cookies. Evil Cookies. Review us on itunes! Follow us on Twitter! Like us on Facebook!...

The Phantom Shoplifter - Part II
The gang searches for the Phantom Shoplifter's hoard and have an unexpected meeting in the basement while Jimmy and Ruth deal with the murderous Leprechaun. Please consider leaving us an iTunes review, following us on twitter @thehellomart or liking us on facebook....

The Phantom Shoplifter - Part I
Daniel and Emily are hungover after a night out and a customer is looking for a toy. Also there's a thing with a leprechaun. Like us on Facebook, follow us on Twitter @thehellomart and review us on iTunes!...


Chekov's Shoelaces - Part II
Daniel has an unfortunate phone conversation and spills a little blood. He may or may not find those shoelaces. Please leave us a review on iTunes and follow us on twitter @thehellomart...

Chekov's Shoelaces - Part I
Daniel Richmond was living the good life in the elite world of New York finance when he took the fall for his firm's dirty dealings. Now he's out of jail on work release and he has to figure out how to make it at HelloMart, a big box store in the middle of nowhere, unfortunately built on top of the buried gates of hell. After alienating his fellow employees, his boss, and possibly a serial killer he's still not sure what's worse; The supernatural threats or the customers. Please consider leaving us a review...

Season 1 Trailer
Daniel Richmond was living the high life in Manhattan when he was convicted of a few dozen counts of securities fraud and some light treason, but he served his time. In fact he's out of prison early and enrolled in a work release program. What he didn't count on was being forced to work at HelloMart, a big box super store in the middle of nowhere that was constructed on top of the buried gates of hell. Now he's just trying to survive, and he's not sure what's worse; the demonic forces of evil or the custome...


Teaser
Join the adventures of the staff of HelloMart, a big box super store, unfortunately situated above the gates of hell. These retail wage slaves battle the forces of evil while bringing you the best in minimum wage customer service....