Average Length Podcast

Average Length Podcast Podcast

Just some average people talking about some extraordinary things. @rockandruso, @cassidayeerday, @MattHoltmeyer, and @CALinguini sit down to talk about their lives in today's society, the adventures they've gone on, and their thoughts and opinions on any and every topic. Grab a drink, kick your feet up, and join us!

S2 Episode 21: Mommy's & Daddy's
In this week's episode, the boys discuss getting sneezed on,  survival in Alaska, and unlimited beer. This episode features @rockandruso, @cassidayerrday, @calinguini, and @mattholtmeyer...

S2 Episode 20: I Bet I Could Kidnap Tom Holland
In this week's episode, the boys discuss various breads, shower poops, and meeting someone famous. This episode features @rockandruso, @cassidayerrday, @calinguini, and @mattholtmeyer...

S2 Episode 19: Candies In My Tummy
In this week's episode, the boys discuss if we'd let out s/o's have our location, cookies, and WWE. This episode features @rockandruso, @coca_coleman, @calinguini, and @mattholtmeyer...


S2 Episode 18: Cheers!
In this week's episode, the boys discuss what we envy about women,  punctuation, and golf! This episode features @rockandruso, @cassidayerrday, @calinguini, and @mattholtmeyer...

S2 Episode 17: Lebron of Wizards-BBC
In this week's episode, the boys discuss our tombstones, beans, and becoming magical. This episode features @rockandruso, @cassidayerrday, @calinguini, and @mattholtmeyer...

S2 Episode 17: Lebron of Wizards-BBC
In this week's episode, the boys discuss our tombstones, beans, and becoming magical. This episode features @rockandruso, @cassidayerrday, @calinguini, and @mattholtmeyer...


S2 Episode 16: Modern Day Booby Trap
In this week's special episode, the boys discuss pyramid schemes, gathering their previous & current lovers, and obese running. This episode features @rockandruso, @cassidayerrday, @calinguini, and @mattholtmeyer...

S2 Episode 16: Modern Day Booby Trap
In this week's special episode, the boys discuss pyramid schemes, gathering their previous & current lovers, and obese running. This episode features @rockandruso, @cassidayerrday, @calinguini, and @mattholtmeyer...

S2 Episode 15: What's a Raw Taco?
In this week's special episode, the boys discuss their fantasies, weddings, and actors/actresses.  This episode features @rockandruso, @cassidayerrday, @calinguini, and @mattholtmeyer...


S2 Episode 14: Let's Do Some Sound Checks
In this week's special episode, the boys release some of their sound tests that have been done over the last few weeks. This episode features @rockandruso, @cassidayerrday, @calinguini, and @mattholtmeyer...

S2 Episode 13: Either Side of Faith Hill
In this week's episode, the boys discuss our OnlyFans fetish page, which one of us we would date, and our thoughts on the podcasting world. This episode features @rockandruso, @cassidayerrday, @calinguini, and @mattholtmeyer...

S2 Episode 12: Allegedly
In this week's episode, the boys discuss meat curtains, purchases we're not ashamed of, and musicals.  This episode features @rockandruso, @cassidayerrday, @calinguini, and @mattholtmeyer...


S2 Episode 11: Amphetamines and Amputations
In this week's episode, the boys discuss their greatest internet accomplishments, meth, and backflips. This episode features @rockandruso, @cassidayerrday, @calinguini, and @mattholtmeyer...

S2 Episode 10: Robbery of Love
In this week's episode, the boys discuss nightmares, candy bars, and robbing a bank. This episode features @rockandruso, @cassidayerrday, @calinguini, and @mattholtmeyer...

S2 Episode 9: Big Toothpaste
In this week's episode, the boys discuss our nicknames, the oreo argument, and hedge bets on eating minty snacks.  This episode features @rockandruso, @cassidayerrday, @calinguini, and @mattholtmeyer...


S2 Episode 8: 1742
In this week's episode, the boys discuss replacements for rain, yard games, and a story at the end. This episode features @rockandruso, @cassidayerrday, @calinguini, and @mattholtmeyer...

S2 Episode 7: Koala's Have Smooth Brains
In this week's episode, the boys discuss which celebrities we'd let our S/O sleep with, Pinocchio, and candles. This episode features @rockandruso, @cassidayerrday, @calinguini, and @mattholtmeyer...

S2 Episode 6: Where Are The Cheese Balls?
In this week's episode, the boys discuss punishments that we received as children, piss, and smelling like burnt toast. This episode features @rockandruso, @cassidayerrday, @calinguini, and @mattholtmeyer...


S2 Episode 5: Buffalo Buffalo Mark Ruffalo
In this week's episode, the boys discuss biscuits and gravy, movies that made us cry, and talking to birds. This episode features @rockandruso, @cassidayerrday, @calinguini, and @mattholtmeyer...

S2 Episode 4: Bruce Buffer With A Stoma
In this week's episode, the boys discuss which actors would play them in a movie about their life, drool, and obtaining a stoma. This episode features @rockandruso, @cassidayerrday, @calinguini, and @mattholtmeyer...

S2 Episode 3: 14th Century Bloody Bodies
In this week's episode, the boys hide in an IKEA, discuss showering for money, and Callen's love for an obscure salty treat. This episode features @rockandruso, @cassidayerrday, @calinguini, and @mattholtmeyer...


S2 Episode 2: Human German Shepard's Sherpard
In this week's episode, the boys discuss their actress lovers, Callen's odd diet, and rompers. This episode features @rockandruso, @cassidayerrday, @calinguini, and @mattholtmeyer...

S2 Episode 1: The Holy Trinity
WE ARE BACK! In this week's episode, the boys discuss the stonk's, some cheap game-changers, and brunch. This episode features @rockandruso, @cassidayerrday, @Calinguini, and @mattholtmeyer...

S1 Episode 27: 10 Days of Chinese Water Torture
In this week's episode the boys discuss their ultimate zombie fighting team, eating crickets, and give our kids free education.  This episode features @rockandruso, @cassidayerrday, and @BarrettPeanut...


S1 Episode 26: Runnin' On Stumps
In this week's episode the boys divulge some first date introductions, INTRODUCE A NEW SEGMENT, and swim with sharks. This episode features @rockandruso, @cassidayerrday, and @BarrettPeanut...

S1 Episode 25: Little Caesars HOT-N-READY
In this week's episode the boys discuss Quidditch positions, some nice tips to relax, and ride some razor scooters. This episode features @rockandruso, @cassidayerrday, and @BarrettPeanut...

S1 Episode 24: Let's Play Amazing Race
In this week's episode the boys welcome Preston back, get god's console of greatness, and play some classic would you rather. This episode features @rockandruso, @cassidayerrday, and @BarrettPeanut...


S1 Episode 22: At Arm's Length
In this week's episode the boys discuss some spooky childhood shows, and give some honest weight loss advice, and discuss the hardships of being deaf vs. blind.  This episode features @rockandruso, @cassidayerrday, and @BarrettPeanut...


S1 Episode 20: Cousin Brothers
In this week's episode the boys get a magical artifact, discuss their irrational fears, and find out that time travel may be possible. This episode features @rockandruso, @cassidayerrday, and @BarrettPeanut...

S1 Episode 19: Slapped Silly
In this week's episode Hunter is inebriated, we play some games with the Grim Reaper, and get the HOTTEST hot take thus far! This episode features @rockandruso, @cassidayerrday, and @BarrettPeanut...

S1 Episode 18: Cookies & Sprinkles
In this week's episode the boys discuss what sports require athleticism, create some new Mario Kart items, and decided whether they'd rather make themselves, or their best friends rich.  This episode features @rockandruso, @cassidayerrday, and @BarrettPeanut...


S1 Episode 17: Eyelash Extensions
In this week's episode the boys become dictators, discuss the ability for EVERYONE to have a cool body, and finally hash out the wolf killing argument.  This episode features @rockandruso, @cassidayerrday, @BarrettPeanut, and @mattholtmeyer...

S1 Episode 16: BIG MEATY CLAWS
In this week's episode the boys list off some of the best sports movies of all time, discuss some of the weirdest roommate moments they've had, and get scorpion arms..? This episode features @rockandruso, @cassidayerrday, and @BarrettPeanut...

S1 Episode 15: The Three Slu-Bruglows
In this week's episode the boys give the ingredients that would be needed to reincarnate themselves, discuss their death options, and decide between two different options of legs. This episode features @rockandruso, @cassidayerrday, and @BarrettPeanut...


S1 Episode 14: Speak Dolphin to Me
In this week's episode the boys pick the TV characters that they are most like, play some classic KMB, and discuss their death bed visitation. This episode features @rockandruso, @cassidayerrday, and @BarrettPeanut...

S1 Episode 13: Don't Take Your Dog to the Bathroom
In this week's episode the boys discuss what their golden age would be, show their emotional side with a relationship is it worth it, and hash out the question of the century. This episode features @rockandruso, @cassidayerrday, and @BarrettPeanut...

S1 Episode 12: It's the Future I Can't See
In this week's episode the boys have a special guests! They talk about the worst date they've ever been on, the reasons they would end up in jail, and receive some extra nipples? This episode features @rockandruso, @cassidayerrday, @BarrettPeanut, and @coachwallace30...


S1 Episode 11: Extreme Makeover-Feet Edition
In this week's episode the boys update the human body, discuss the weirdest thing that's ever happened in their homes, and get little boy Jake's hot take. This episode features @rockandruso, @cassidayerrday, and @BarrettPeanut...

S1 Episode 10: You've Got a Friend in Three
In this week's episode the boys discuss some of the most moving movie moments, get Jake the snakes hot take, and give the youngins some health advice. This episode features @rockandruso, @cassidayerrday, and @BarrettPeanut...

S1 Episode 9: Lion Down the House
In this week's episode the boys supersize some animals, find out that Big Toothpaste is making it's move to apparel, and make a bold prediction about the fate of the Nebraska Cornhuskers.  This episode features @rockandruso, @cassidayerrday, and @BarrettPeanut...


S1 Episode 8: Old Trees, Same Me
In this weeks episode the boys find out someone tried to hire @RockandRuso as a hitman, discuss what would happen if they obtain a very specific black card, and make one of the hardest hypothetical decisions of their lives. This episode features @rockandruso, @cassidayerrday, and @BarrettPeanut...

S1 Episode 7: More Poutine Please
In this weeks episode Jake teaches us the rundown of the real food pyramid, discuss if women shaving their legs is an issue, and explain why you actually shouldn't brush your teeth.  This episode features @rockandruso, @cassidayerrday, and @shut_up_jake...

S1 Episode 6: George Lopez KO
This week the boys try to find out if we are sentient beings, are surprised that the the Norse Gods disagree with Jake's hot take, and discover the passion of a bonsai tree.  This episode features @rockandruso, @cassidayerrday, and @shut_up_jake...


S1 Episode 5: Please Wash Your Hands
This week the guys explore Jake's new version of Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs, cover the whole issue of sanitation, and the real secrets of a movie theater.  This week's episode features @rockandruso, @cassidayerrday, and @shut_up_jake....

S1 Episode 4: Life Is A Beach, We're Just Playing In The Sand
This week the boys talk about what they'd do as the last person on earth, jump in to Jake's Hot Take of the week, and really change the view of Toby from The Office. This weeks episode feature @RockandRuso @CassidayErrday, and @Shut_Up_Jake...

S1 Episode 3: Genie Making Bottles
On this weeks episode the boys are granted a very specific wish from a genie, find a new way to consume hot Cheetos, and discover the real secrets of the moon. This episode features @rockandruso, @cassidayerrday, @shut_up_jake, and @croark_21...


S1 Episode 2: Team Slytherin
This week the boys explore how to establish yourself in a foreign country, hash out what'd happen to their enemies, and talk about....cheese? This episode features @rockandruso, @cassidayerrday, and @shut_up_jake...

S1 Episode 1: Hold the Guac
On this weeks episode of the Average Length Podcast, the boys hit the hot topics of the week, explore their irrational fears, and answer some intricate questions. This episode features @rockandruso, @CassidayErrday, and @Shut_Up_Jake...