Awkward High Five Podcast

Awkward High Five Podcast Podcast

Dev, Daily and Producer Dave try to navigate this confusing life with comedy, substance abuse, and really hack sound effects.

Ep 258. "Brogans and Incels"
Mama say, mama saw, a mokusa. We discuss Dev's new term for Joe Rogan enthusiasts, incels, original Star Trek, a new confession in the Making a Murderer case, Dev's movie marathon, sapiosexuals, and the fattest bear contest....

Ep 257. "FB Monitoring and Brad Pitt Performances"
It's been a while (I know you just sang that, it's ok no judgement). We discuss the two big comedy specials that came out while we were gone, a rapper who confessed to a real murder in a song, Daily wanting to work as a Facebook content monitor, recreational cocaine in Mexico, the Area 51 "raid", and the best Brad Pitt performances,...

Ep 256. "PMA and Auto Blow"
We got that attitude, kinda. We discuss Bam Margera's recent breakdown, the talk radio good ol' days, the Auto Blow II, Kareem Abdul Jabbar's beef with Quentin Tarantino, random pressure cookers found around NYC, scared straight, and a meth and metal fueled death party a man threw for his wife....


Ep 255. "How to Drive"
Look at this productivity. We discuss speeding tickets, driving in New Jersey, racist Ronald Reagan, being desensitized to sex, Seinfeld vs Bobcat, Japanese custom making animals, and a Walmart potato pisser....

Ep 254. "Gross Candy and Area 51"
We had a little technical difficulty so that's why it's cut off and there's a few skips in the very beginning. Who would have thought that my 10 year old virus infected Lenovo lap top with a cracked screen would have let me down? Anyway we discuss Daily's work party, Once Upon a Time in Hollywood, Daily's AV scared straight, moving Halloween to the weekend, gross candy that we like, storming Area 51, Dev's 23 and Me results, and the diaper bandit strikes again....

Ep 253. "Mega Church Police Force"
It's an every 2 week lazy summer. We discuss skinny legs McHale, OJ on Twitter, a mega church with a private police force, the uselessness of the war on drugs, people dying in the DR, a woman trolled to kill her best friend, Bushwick Bill, Producer Dave's weird porn game, and a guy who has sex with novelty pool floats....


Ep 252. "The IL and the HPV"
Hey everyone on the inconspicuously low. We discuss the emergency broadcast system, Daily's dual BMW's, commercial jingles, the IL, and a guy who got fired for refusing to stop masturbating at work....

Ep 251. "Spin Offs and Solo Acts"
Ooo la laaaaaaaaaaaaaaa. We discuss lead singer's solo careers, spin offs, reality tv stars that do porn, how to fall to your death, Scary Spice's eye herpes, and sex in Teslas....

Scab Show 8
Producer Dave and Daily do a Scab Show while I'm(Devin)out galavanting. I don't know what they talk about, maybe scabs finally. One can only hope. Let's find out together shall we?...


Ep 250. "Body Double Boobs and Drinking 'Til You Cry"
The boys are back together and nobody cares. We discuss being faked out by body double boobs, sneaking marijuana on planes, drunk crying, old school Drew Barrymore, movie part 4's, and a Florida man who terrorized a trailer park....

Ep 249. "Daily Dreams and Social Anxiety"
Dev and Daily have a magical evening while Producer Dave is out jet setting. We discuss Dev finally giving in and watching Game of Thrones, not being able to remember the plot of Trainspotting, 420, people worried about peeing during the new Avengers, dreams, not being comfortable around other people, movie dicks, and a Florida man's army of turtles....

Ep 248. "J.O. Death Grip and Super Powers"
My bad, my blunder, I just want you to know that.. you really are my best fwennnn! We discuss the genius of Jody Hill, the wrong way to masturbate, the effects of easily available porn on the younger generation, a Japanese sex shortage, a woman in Dubai arrested for an old Facebook post, and what our super powers would be....


Ep 247. "Best Cover Songs and Tijuana Hookers"
What's your favorite cover song, or your favorite Mexican hooker? Let us know! Actually don't. We discuss when Dev and Daily first met, Kevin Smith films, the best cover songs, best sketch comedy skits, and Daily's adventure with a Tijuana prostitute....

Ep 246. "An Intimate Evening with Devin"
Daily is missing so Producer Dave decides to get to know Devin a little better in a Reality and Chex Mix style interview. But first we talk about drugs and pooping your pants....

Ep 245. "Birthdays and Aneurysms"
In true AHi5 fashion, we celebrate Daily's 44th birthday with a in depth conversation about death. We discuss fingers in butts, Dev's crazy Courtney Love story, how women have it easier after breakups, aneurysms, movie sex scenes that could be real, and the Florida man generator....


Ep 244. "Callbacks and End of Life Robots"
I don't know there's sex with robots talk in this one too. We discuss 80's toys, the Challenger explosion, bedside end of life robots, which Friends we'd get with, a movie list to tell you how gay you are, and a woman who shot her boyfriend for snoring too loudly....

Ep 243. "Best War Films and All These Pedo Musicians"
Sorry it took so long. We discuss weed panic attacks, Producer Dave's Mexico foam party, a humpback whale found in the Amazon jungle, Tilda Swinton, war movies, that whole Michael Jackson thing, recent celebrity deaths, and a chicken assault....

Ep 242. "Abducted in Plain Sight and Lorena"
There's a bunch of creepy documentaries out right now. We discuss getting back in shape, Lorena, Abducted in Plain Sight, Scientology, and a illegal medicine practicin' cop shootin' Florida mayor....


Ep 241. "F the Kids"
Daily is 2 Fast 2 Furious and no one's rims are safe. We discuss Daily messing up his friend's new car, how quick In Living Color would get me too'd if it were around today, Hawaii proposing to drastically raise the legal age to buy cigarettes, how bad kids have it now, the left vs right mindset, a man who fought a mountain lion and won, and a Florida couple that turned their trailer into a herion drive thru....

Ep 240. "Krokodil and Fixing the Oscars"
When you think about it, we're all just dude bros at a Wu-Tang show. We discuss weird dreams, how the Oscars should honor popular but not necessarily good movies, women's obsession with Ted Bundy, Producer Dave at a Wu-Tang show, the best Metallica song, Daily's friend's rest stop suicide, krokodil, funeral strippers, and a Florida family murdered over a cam girl....

Ep 239. "Gender Pronouns and Bobbing for Apples"
Has anyone ever actually bobbed for apples? We discuss people who want to be referred to by "they", defunct car companies, a skinny legged call in, a man who proposed to the woman who stabbed him thirteen times, and Grand Puba....


Ep 238. "Mosh Pits and Premature Ejaculation"
Buncha Dr. Joyce Brothers's over here. We discuss Producer Dave's fondness of cross dressers' packages, Daily's war with the illegal day care in the apartment upstairs, celebrities' deformities, Surviving R Kelly, slam dancing, and how to last longer in bed....

Ep 237. "Solitary Bathroom Confinement"
Let's all turn gay for a month. We discuss becoming middle aged, if men or women cheat more, Logan Paul's gay month, a poker player who took a bet to stay in a dark bathroom for a month, a woman in vegetative state who mysteriously became pregnant, and a guy with syringes in his butt....

Ep 236. "Daily and Denzel"
Saying goodbye to your horse is hard. We discuss the recent celebrity deaths, offensive characters in movies and television, the Baldwins, Daily meeting Denzel Washington, and a old school discrimination by way of Nikelodeon....


Ep 235. "Tickly Feeling"
Happy New Year! We discuss dad jokes, Daves' opinion on Buster Scruggs, Nicholas Cage in Mandy, bad accents in movies, a Kennedy/Michael Jordan sex bet, a creepy old educational sex book, Dev's hidden conservatism, and a couple penis biters....

Ep 234. "The Future is Now"
Merry Christmas everyone! We discuss a Sammy Davis Jr. Alka-Seltzer commercial, wearing jerseys, science being able to shrink stuff Honey I Shrunk the Kids style, Dev's review of Venom, feeling like we're finally living in the future, and a teacher that went insane....

Ep 233. "All-O-Gistics and Pee Drinkin' Goats"
No, ALL! We discuss steel drum appreciation, Dev's mega celebrity sighting, the All-O-Gistics, Daily getting Facebook dissed, popular movies we've never seen, The Ballad of Buster Scruggs, Adam Driver's best scene, japanimation vs anime, a woman divorcing her ghost husband, a guy really upset over a breakfast sandwich, mountain goats that drink human urine, and a toddler biting Florida man....


Ep 232. "Huevos Rancheros and Christmas Movies"
Daily is un-metooable. We discuss our go to Christmas movies, Quentin Tarantino movies, Halloween, George Bush Sr's me too, Starbucks banning porn, and a guy who got busted shoplifting at his interview for the same store....

Ep 231. "Selling Kids and Turkey Gobblers"
Seriously, is there anyone better than Michael Rapaport? We discuss Thanksgiving, Daily's lost turkey gobbler sandwich, families selling their children for water, a local murder case, a woman cooked and fed her husband to people, Michael Rapaport's greatness, and a Home Depot monkey attack....

Ep 230. "Stan Lee Sex Challenge"
Daily doesn't want to stand for the National Anthem, but only because it's a long song. We discuss the California fires, fake snuff porn, Skinny Legs Tommy's choice of facial hair, another minority/cop shooting, why Tesla's seem douchey, and a sex competition we're having with a recently deceased celebrity....


Ep 229. "Farting While Naked"
Be careful when you're powdering your toes. We discuss Red Dead Redemption 2, a video game afterlife, indifference towards mass shootings, Daily's online dating plan, a husband who was stabbed with a squirrel, a guy who wants to legally change his age to get tinder dates, and making life's big decisions....

Ep 228. "Miss Holocaust Survivor"
Would you do it? You know, that thing on the elevator? We discuss Making a Murderer 2, the Joe Rogan crew of comedians, a Miss Holocaust Survivor pageant, sex in the military, Producer Dave's butt finding finger, and the infamous Cleveland Indians' ten cent beer night....

Ep 227. "I Do No Sex"
Have you ever really looked at a vagina on acid? We discuss body pains, acid experiences, crazy Kanye, a woman who does no sex, The Connors, and a student who fed her grandfather's ashes to her classmates....


Ep 226. "Bomb Vests and Sex Robots"
I'm pretty sure we've already used this name for an episode but I'm too lazy to check. We discuss the phrase "comin' in hot", putting on a bomb vest, crazy Kanye in the oval office, secret Nazis, Banksy's shredded painting, a sex doll brothel, strange state laws, and a child who ate crack....

Ep 225. "Life is Sh!t"
Ok we're back with a new one from Daily studios. We discuss how much Venom sucked, the greatest MMA fighter ever, The Dead Milkmen, LIndsay Lohan trying to steal children, proof that 2Pac is still alive, and how we'd like to die....

Scab Show 7
Daily and Dave are joined by Producer Marie for one more scab show before we get going on new episodes. Unless these dirty hippies make fun of punk rock again because I swear I'll shut this whole thing down. Sorry for yelling....


Scab Show 6
Producer Marie joins us for a good ol' fashioned scab show....

Ep 224 "Roofies and Panty Lick Condoms"
We're back from our little break and Daily has a new idea for sexual protection products. We discuss how everyone is a real estate agent, Daily becoming the next Unibomber, Batman's penis, cheating in relationships, getting roofied, how Dev stole the chorus of a porn theme song, and Daily's Panty Lick Condoms*. *Patent Pending...


AHi5 Presents: Producer Dave's Reality and Chex Mix
Hey everyone we're off this week so we're giving you something Producer Dave has been working hard on (heh hard on) his interview series Reality and Chex Mix. This is part 1 of 3 where Dave discusses divorce with a friend and recent divorcee Laura. So give it a listen and we'll be back with new AHi5 episodes shortly....

Ep 223. "Allstar and The Roof of Your Mouth"
Daily is treating his low T with 7/11 taquitos. We discuss carbs and depression, foods that destroy the roof of your mouth, the art of cunnilingus, Smashmouth's Allstar, the other side of #Metoo, and a bunch of gross people doing gross sex stuff....


Ep 222. "Bigfoot Porn and Face Replacments"
There's nothing better than a tow truck towing a tow truck. We discuss deleting Facebook, Tom Cruise vs Wilford Brimley, Bigfoot porn, a racist police database, a girl who shot her face off, women's perception of men, and man whose penis fell off....

Ep 221. "Spice Girls and Vagina Beer"
Spice up your life. We discuss what Spice Girl we would want to spend time with, a TMNT party, breaking up with tv shows, bang marry kill tv casts, vagina beer, Phishigan, and a girl who bangs ghosts....

Ep 220. "Meat Sweats and a Serial Pooper"
Is anyone still listening to this? We discuss Daily and Producer Dave eating way too much meat, cheese balls, singles vs albums, Nebraska, a very bad Devin, thinking you're having a heart attack, a serial pooper, and a Florida man's DWI loophole....


Ep 219. "World's Biggest Cover Band and Marijuana Documents"
Producer Dave has a patriotic angel voice. We discuss Weezer's new direction as a cover band, popular band shirts, Pavement's Cut Your Hair, a man who snuck weed into jails by turning it into fake legal documents, legalizing it all, a woman who drinks dog pee....

Ep 218. "Terminal Velocity and Vampire Sex"
What would Daily bang if he was a vampire? We play some songs then discuss words that aren't acceptable anymore, Zac Efron's cultural appropriation, if a bullet falling from the sky can kill you, a murdering mom, what your sexual partners would be after 900 years, and a man lobbying for legal hand jobs....

Ep 217. "Hold on Loosely"
Daily's thermostat stays set on one specific temperature. We discuss Dev's pillow talk, a new Instagram fad, our pathetic phone messages, Chicago, 4th of July firework injuries, and a drugged up firefly shooting couple....


Ep 216. "Growing Up and Miscolored Genitals"
What other podcast talks about reupholstered doors? None that's how many! We discuss if there's such a thing as growing up, the uncomfortability of Marge Simpson's Playboy pics, Producer Dave's obsession with a miscolored penis, Neil Armstrong's fake moon dust, and the world's most expensive joint....

Ep 215. "Beepers and Leg Tacos"
The Judgement Night soundtrack isn't as good as you remember. We discuss a building scaling raccoon, great comedians who never made a great movie, Sir Mix A Lot's Beepers, old answering machine messages, the newest sexual predator Jamie Foxx, and a guy who fed his friends tacos made out of his own leg meat....

Ep 214. "Juggalo 7"
Yeah, we're still doing shows. We discuss Elisabeth Shue, being bad at relationships, celebrity suicides, how Daily will die, why famous crazy people shouldn't have Twitter, and the best Quentin Tarantino film....


Ep 213. "Free Nails"
I guess the sexual predator gang needed a narrator. We discuss Evil Genius, Lenny Dykstra pulling a gun on an Uber driver, Morgan Freeman's allegations, a vagina potato, and a woman who served her ex to her neighbors at a bbq....

Ep 212. "Public Pooping and Dust Off"
Daily's Amy Grant obsession continues. We discuss if Black Panther was over-hyped, A poop throwing Canadian, a lottery winner getting revenge on his ex-boss, bandwagon jumpers, 24k gold chicken wings, if octopuses are aliens, huffing Dust Off, and a gun wielding grocery shopper....

Ep 211. "Dental Dam and The End of The World"
This episode isn't really about Dental Dam it just sounded good. We discuss a homeless man's perplexing sign, the fall of Will Smith, an off the rails politician, a crazy girl who loves to text, and how we would act if the world was ending....


Ep 210. "AHi5's Party 'Til You Die or: The Pope is on The Dark Web"
We're all just pregaming for our own funeral. We discuss if comic book movies are actually good movies, the bad luck of past Superman actors, a 104 year old scientist who regrets living so long, how to cut off a penis, and Daily's crush on Amy Grant....

Ep 209. "The Circumference"
There's an abnormal amount of dick talk in this one, even for us. We discuss Avenger sex toys, Bill Cosby's conviction, Daily's sad strip club experience, the hottest Friend, and a transplanted dead man's dick....

Ep 208. "Cahoots and Tiddies"
You're not the only one who likes tiddies. We discuss Super Troopers 2, Producer Dave's man date at a hockey game, the anniversary of the boston bombing and Dev's biggest mistake, Daily's top ten sneakers, and a man who blames painkillers for his homosexuality....


Ep 207. "Being Fat and Goodbye Backpage"
Goodbye Backpage, we hardly knew you. Except for Daily who knew you pretty damn well. We discuss how fat we are, drugs you can really drink while on, the girls with those daisy dukes on, Backpage getting shut down, Macho Man's rap song, and synthetic weed that makes your eyes bleed,...

Ep 206. "Eskimo Cousins and World War III"
Daily's all in on the fake moon landing. We discuss Dabney Coleman's status, car crashes, female driven movie reboots, world wars past and forthcoming, Africa splitting in half, live action tentacle porn, and kids snorting condoms....

Ep 205. "Daily Conspiracies"
It's the first ever Dev and Daily show. We discuss debt, if WWIII is inevitable, the anniversary of the Reagan assassination attempt, Daily's conspiracies, upcoming unnecessary movie sequels, and a lewd naked man on an airplane....


Ep 204. "The Sexiest and Creepiest Occupations"
Daily was napping, then he wasn't napping, now he's here. We discuss Annihilation, occupations with the hottest women, occupations with the creepiest men, molesty game show hosts, boners, Shamps the clown, and a smelly police interrogation....

Ep 203. "Mock Turtle Necks and Sexy Authors"
Dev can't wrap his mind around mock turtle necks. We discuss old school fashion choices, an old AHi5 interview with Biggie Smalls, Jenna Jameson's new face, how accurate our Oscars predictions were, sexy authors, and the updated Jabba the Hutt song....


Ep 201. "Blow Working and Skinny Legs Tommy Gets Stabbed"
This episode gets a little stabby. We discuss the new NRA and their tote bag, a man whose rectum fell out, Skinny Legs Tommy's stabbing story, cuckold haiku, a trifecta of Daily Grinds, and Dev's review of Star Wars The Last Jedi....

Ep 200. "200 and Dental Dams"
200 episodes of this bullsh@t?! We discuss a bunch of depressing stuff that has to do with the number 200, the ol' compact disc days, unibrows, Dev's embarrassing NES defeat, and old contraceptives no one uses anymore....

Ep 199. "Stardust and Beets"
When was the shoe invented? Apparently know one knows. We discuss the shocking things eating beets does to your body, being stoned and delusional, meeting people you've already stalked online, the new Amazon store, a Publix stabbing, and an clumsy lawyer from the 1800's....


Ep 198. "Horse Poo Eaters and Piggyback Bandits"
Stab Sidney Stab! We discuss Dev's three day long panic attack, Producer Dave's creepy pizza delivery, a surprise contender for movie of the year, a NJ insurance company's risque Super Bowl commercials, a poop eating Philly man, a disgraced Glee actor, shady politicians, a serial piggybacker, and Daily's recommended Youtube clip....

Ep 197. "Bye Chief Wahoo and How in Charge Was Charles?"
I think what we learned is we all make mistakes. We discuss a UPS guy getting a look at free celebrity boobs, Producer Dave's movie reviews, wild accusations against Scott Baio, getting fooled by younger girls, The Cleveland Indians getting rid of Chief Wahoo, and a trifecta of stripper based Daily Grinds....

Ep 196. "French Fry Super Bowl and Oscar Picks"
Muscle pain, or diarrhea? We discuss paying ransom to your doctor, freaky deaths, the side effects of the medicine we take, the last time we puked sober, changing sports teams, who would win a french fry Super Bowl, our Oscar picks, Daily smelling Nancy Kerrigan, and a stripper party for a 12 year old....


Ep 195. "Squeeker and Percocet"
Squeeker. We discuss Toygers, Dev's false four alarm fire, the DEA approving a synthetic marijuana drug, strong last names, what to do when farting in public, fentanyl, percocet, murderous sex robots, and when asking cops for directions goes wrong....

Ep 194. "Lady Boys and Tide Pods"
It's the first show of 2018, two weeks late. We discuss Producer Dave's Thailand adventure, lady boys, an overseas Topanga sighting, Dev getting fat, and America's new snack food... Tide Pods....

Ep 193. "Scab Show 5: Carbon, Connery, and Chiffon"
Happy New Year Everyone! We wanted to do our first show of 2018 tonight but Producer Dave keeps telling me he's somewhere he's calling "Tie Land". I Google'd it and it looks like it's off 495 in Ronkonkoma. Say what you will about the man but he sure does care about his formal neckwear. Anyway, in the meantime here's an unaired scab show to wet your whistle, which is a pretty gross expression when you think about it....


Ep 192. "Sensual Allegations and The Last Show of the Year"
2017. Good? Bad? Sensual? We discuss our respective single Maxim magazine purchases, why porn penises have to be so big, the latest sexual predator accusation, Apple slowing down old phones, a surgeon who branded his initials on his patients' livers, an elderly couple busted with 60 pounds of weed, another Cheetos bandit, and personal opinions of 2017....

Ep 191. "California Burning and Relationship Farts"
It's marathon day at AHi5 studios. We discuss stylish mugshots, Dev's movie theater ritual, the California fire, Amazon vs Google, farting in relationships, a Saint Nicholas bone, and life in your 30's....

Ep 190. "Yan Can Cook and Normal Nudes"
Producer Dave has a loooooong list of inappropriate Reddit pages he follows. We discuss buying fireworks in New Jersey, how to pronounce Mario, realizing your not special, Producer Marie's take on the whole sexual predator situation, Producer Dave's list of Reddit pages, Brendan Dassey not being released from prison, and a woman who has sex with ghosts....


Ep 189. "NJ's Legal Weed and Alternate Dimension Beatles"
Apparently the Beatles are still making music in another dimension. We discuss the love and/or hate of shopping, Al Franken's resignation, the California fires, Daily playing video games like he lives life, legal marijuana coming to New Jersey, a porn star suicide, The Beatles from another dimension, and a man who shot up herion during a police chase....

Ep 188. "Sporks and the Cheetos Bandit"
What will we ever do without The Ranch? We discuss our celebrity impressions, the new batch of sexual predators which includes a woman, the origin of the word spork, a ethic dilemma over a "do not resuscitate" tattoo, a drunk guy who cooked his own meal at Waffle House, Daily's friend who is known as The Cheetos Bandit, and a guy who killed his own dad and put it on Facebook....

Ep 187. "Massage Parlors and Through The Teddy Bear's Eye"
Do you know how much you get for $15 at Taco Bell? We discuss Dev being too old for back to back punk rock shows, nose sucking porn, the new tax reform bill, our newest sexual predators Matt Lauer and Jeffrey Tambor, the joy of eating Taco Bell, a risk taking Message Envy employee, and a prostitution ring operating out of an senior living facility....


Ep 186. "Spielberg and Handys"
Producer Dave is really trying to sell hand jobs. Take that however you'd like. We discuss the new Steven Spielberg documentary, our favorite Spielberg films, a mind-bending question from a listener, a woman who married her mom, Producer Dave's reasons hand jobs are underrated, and a $10,000 KFC tent that blocks wifi, I don't know that last thing is still confusing me....

Ep 185. "Black Friday and Pheromones"
Does anyone think Black Friday is fun? We discuss Dev's seasonal depression, Daily's new custom Xbox controller, our Thanksgiving festivities, how much talking on the phone sucks, an unusually tame 2017 Black Friday, and a woman who stole Daily's pheromone perfume idea....

Ep 184. "Vajayjay's and You Guessed It, More Sexual Predators"
Julie Brown or Downtown Julie Brown? We discuss autocorrect not helping when you need it, the origin of the word vajayjay, dumb stuff Dev did while drunk, yet another celebrity outed as a sexual predator, STD's, Dev's nun on a bus joke, and a man who hired prostitutes for his neighbors for four years....


Ep 183. "Hair Metal and a Horse Outside"
Daily likes shaking up lava lamps. We discuss Dev's first time on stage, Henry Rollins, Malcom Young, more sexual predator allegations, the sequence of genitals, Al Franken, one of Dev's biggest embarrassments, a prostitute who shot a guy for giving bad oral sex, and a woman who got a DWI on a horse....

Ep. 181 "Ronkonkoma and The Newer Sexual Predator"
There's no heat in AHi5 studios. We discuss Dev's trip, shedding balls, what piece of his body Producer Dave chews on, Veteran's Day, a politician accused of sexual misconduct, and the newest sexual predator Louis C.K....


Ep 180. "Proper Gandhi and The New Sexual Predator"
We tried to be better people but we failed. We discuss Daily's attempt to stop drinking, Dev's attempt to stop eating meat, our drunken mess of a Halloween party, how creepy our friend Tom is, Kevin Spacey's accusations, and an airplane BJ....


Ep 178. "Unbeatable NES Games and Keep Walking New Jersey"
No one has ever beaten the original TMNT NES game. We discuss the video games of our youth, AHi5's two year anniversary, the worst billboard ad ever, why we care about famous peoples' children, the new richest man in the US, the released JFK files, and a man locked in a beer cooler....

Ep 177. "Scab Show Part 2: Cultural Appropriation Costumes and Amazon Gets Me Lifted"
Dev's away again on super secret business so we present to you... Scab Show Part 2. I guess it's meant to be like a when someone crosses a picket line but I just keep picturing that time I scraped my knee really bad when I was kid while trying to get rad on my Diamondback Tailwhip BMX bike and spent the next week and a half resisting the urge to pick at the impressive amount of coagulated platelets that tempted me every hour and every minute of the day. Oh hey it's Dev again with another 3rd to 1st person s...

Ep 176. "The Devil's Threeway and Daily's Special Cologne"
Dev's back from his super secret assignment, but for how long? We discuss Dev's opinion of the scab show, exaggerating stories, a murder house, texting while driving, Daily's special cologne, and Producer Dave and Daily's dinner date....


Ep 175. "Scab Edition"
While Dev was away on super secret business Producer Dave and Daily took over. I don't know what they discussed because I haven't listened to it yet. But I'm sure it's good. This is Devin by the way. Sorry about the 3rd to 1st person change. I'm lazy. I'll come back and update this once I listen....

Ep 174. "Brother Daily and Embarrassing Szechuan Sauce"
Producer Dave is about to catch a beatdown. We discuss Daily's personal Halloween, tales of the young Daily brothers, veganism, a man who lived with his dead relatives for over a year, a real killer clown, Harvey Weinstein, and this whole embarrassing szechuan sauce thing....

Ep 173. "Producer Dave's Beeves and Star System"
Producer Dave got beeves with shit. We discuss Dev and Producer Dave's strange day in the city, Dev's stroke talk, Producer Dave's new weight loss system, Producer Dave's list of beeves, a racist soap advertisement, a man who fell in to a deep fryer, and an erection caused by plastic surgery....


Ep 172. "Hood Films and Weird Stuff People Do While Alone"
Producer Dave has a thing for Grandma's and CD's. We discuss our favorite hood films, that McDonald's song from the 80's, kids' names, a fast food drug operation, and the things you do when no one else is around....

Ep 171. "Petty, Guns, and CannibalMeet.com"
Blippidy-do. We discuss watching tv as a couple, Tom Petty's death, the Vegas shooting, both sides of gun control, Sputnik, a 27 club conspiracy, OJ getting out of prison, a Russian cannibal couple, and woman who beat her boyfriend up after being denied sex....

"I F'n Can't Read and Hymens (Just Trying It Again)"
Daily fucking can't read. We discuss anglophiles, a new Daily psa, Dev becoming a vegetarian again, our birthday Playboy covers, Avril Lavigne being the most dangerous google search, a prostitute that charges chicken nuggets for sex, and liquidated semen....


Ep 169. "Taking a Knee, Kanas$tah Klub, and Death Scenes"
Daily just wants someone to buy him a hooker. We discuss the new club we invented, driving on acid, divine intervention before getting arrested, the taking a knee controversy, death scenes in movies that stuck with us, B.o.B's flat earth GoFundMe, fingering your belly button, and a naked masturbating driver....

Ep 168. "Dotards and Yo Sperm Results"
Producer Dave's phone has been in some sticky situations today. We discuss proposing to people, a tree falling the the woods, Dev's near death experience, Kim Jong Un's dotard remark, anal beads, and our Yo Sperm test results....

Ep 167. "Flat Earth and Favril"
It's been 2 years since AHi5 started and no one noticed but Daily. We discuss choosing not to vote, Baby Driver, 90's nostalgia, an Avril Lavigne death theory, violence over garlic knots, a clown mask wearing dad, and drunk lonely breaking and entering....


Ep 166. "Dev's Diagnosis and Billionaire Vampires"
Daily's job is in jeopardy. We discuss using soundboards to talk to women, Dev's diagnosis, people talking in movie theaters, fake news, billionaires who want to use young people's blood to stay alive, parents who flew overseas to help beat their son's wife, and a Donald Trump shaped ecstasy raid....

Ep 165. "Daily Returns and Clitoral Stimulation"
Daily's back from saving racist statues. We discuss overprotective dads, Daily's Kentucky trip, the Seinfeld Effect, clitoral stimulation, and an Australian artist who is growing an ear on his arm....

Ep 164. "Serial Killer Obsession and Stealing From Work"
Daily's still in Kentucky or the Ukraine or something. We discuss Faul dining out in Asbury Park, Tom's weird food hangups, the heaven that is sour cream, Hurricane Irma, why people are obsessed with serial killers, why employees steal from work, and Chewbacca getting arrested in the Ukraine....


Ep 163. "Float Tanks and Racial Appropriation"
Is that?.... a baby?! We discuss Daily's whereabouts, Dev's first float tank experience, Prince's favorite color, racial appropriation in movie roles, Narcos season 3, Dev's Halloween costume getting Tom out of a DWI, a family of murderers, and Bill Nye the Science Guy style names for other celebrities....

Ep 162. "Tasty Stigmatas and A Daily Packet"
Yesssssss Cuban D. We discuss Dev's first doctor's appointment in 3 years, Daily's first packet, the big fight last Saturday, Daily's hate for recently deceased Jerry Lewis, dyslexia, Hurricane Harvey, Outback's satanic ties, a Disney film could be mistaken for porn, and a woman who fired a missile at a car....

Ep 161. "Float Tanks and Your Phone Really Is Spying On You"
We're waiting for the Andy Kaufman vs Jerry Lawler fight tonight, we discuss lead singer's custom mic stands, getting beat by your parents, DMT, sensory deprivation tanks, being an over-sexualized teenager, tropical storms, proof that your cell phone is spying on you, and a guy who shot his sister in the ass with a bb gun....


Ep 158. "Wawa Hoagies and CRISPR"
Daily broke through to another dimension. We discuss Daily's hemorrhoids aftermath, our favorite Wawa hoagies, Daily smoking so much weed that he opened a rift in to another dimension, a Florida woman who shoved hot peppers up a homewrecker's vagina, the Virginia Nazi protest, and CRISPR technology....

Ep 160. "Spying Cell Phones and Star Wars Predators"
We have some friends stop by, one with t-shirts and the other with skinny legs. We discuss the solar eclipse, the need for a new national anthem, disappearing when you're drunk, a death row inmate who was proven innocent the day he was to be executed, Pete Rose, Dev's cell phone spying on him, and sexual predators dressed like Star Wars characters....

Ep 159. "Bang Bangs and Cold Bathroom Floors"
Dev's sweating on the inside. We discuss Producer Dave's hike, Dev's blood boiling, fast food bang bangs, passing out on bathroom floors, and the dye packs they put in money during bank robberies....


Ep 157. "Butt Explosions and Other Bodily Functions"
Daily's butt hole exploded. We discuss Daily's hemorrhoids, how bad Dev is at being a friend, the all star cast of The Flinstones movie, the aftermath of Daily's unexpected mushroom trip, The Grateful Dead, and another Producer Dave bodily function quiz....

Ep 156. "Walks of Shame and a Daily Dose"
Don't be ashamed of your one night stands ladies. We discuss people who get too excited over fast food, a jazz show Dev and Producer Dave saw, a pastafarian's license photo, the best moment of Dev's life, turning walks of shame to walks of pride, and Daily's special tea....

Ep 155. "Head Trauma and Transgender Reveal Parties"
Dev doesn't recognize feet. We discuss at what age you should give up grooming, Producer Dave hooking up with a club-footed girl, whether or not marijuana should be considered a performance enhancing drug, Chris Christie's nachos, concussions, transgender reveal parties, a Japanese gentleman who married an anime character, a poop burglar, and Producer Dave's bodily function quiz....


Ep 154. "Yo Sperm and Lyft Tacos"
I'm not hopeless, helpless or begging you to stay it's just turning out that way. We discuss Dev's new fav band, Dev and Producer Dave painting the town red, hobo humpin' slobo babes, a Steve Jobs musical, a low sperm count pandemic spreading across the world, Yo Sperm, Darth Vadar robbing a convenience store, and getting free Taco Bell with Lyft rides....

Ep 153. "Breakfast Meats and a Cannibal Game"
What's your favorite breakfast meat? We discuss the Netflix show Ozark, sausage falling from the sky, an old man shooting AT&T trucks, a girl who lit her boyfriend on fire then put it out with a bucket of pee, Daily's wild accusations, the US's first serial killer, a vagina kayak, and Producer Dave's Cannibal game....

Ep 152. "Touching the Death Snail"
Daily wears Axe Body Spray. We discuss Dev boo'ing Chris Christie at a Mets game, Producer Dave getting some free boob at a Phish show, how we would kill ourselves, Michael Phelps racing a shark, carrying swords in Texas, getting followed by a death snail, and Daily shitting his pants at work....


Ep 151. "Daily's Pornstar Panties"
Daily bought a pornstar's panties. We discuss how Eminem got discovered, Kid Rock's new place in the Zeitgeist, Pokemon porn, Daily purchasing a pornstar's panties, Daily courting a woman in Detroit, a UFC fighter who shit her pants, a drunk woman who molested someone on a plane, and a new installment of "That You Daily?"....

Ep 150. "Porkins"
Daily has a new ironic hipster shirt. We discuss Amazon hopefully ending Black Friday, Daily's Porkins shirt, Dr. Dre loving Nirvana, The Monkey Trial, tv theme songs that make you change the channel, Live Aid, and a way to test your sperm count with your phone....

Ep 149. "Demonyms and Exhuming Salvador Dali"
Daily got kicked out of a museum for taking his pants off once. We discuss men's rights lawyers, digging up Salvador Dali's corpse for a paternity test, a roman candle battle gone wrong, a demonym quiz, and the morality of making sex robots for pedophiles....


Ep 148. "Freedom Songs, Hymens, and Munchie Mouths"
Producer Dave is back from Harry Potter Land, yet wand-less. We discuss Producer Dave's Cliff Claven-esque recap of his Florida trip, people who don't walk on escalators, the high quality dumpers of Universal Studios, a list of essential 4th of July songs, Mr M's sleazy theme song, Uncle Sam's meat, a girl who pulled a handgun on a fast food employee over a missing chicken nugget, getting injured by fireworks, and the new triple butt graffiti that is taking the country by storm....

Ep 147. "Disneyland and The Most Eventful Four Days Ever"
The Daily paduss hunt continues. We discuss all the unbelievable events that occurred since our last show, Daily's new diet, Brendan Dassey's impending freedom, Dev's disdain for police officers, a man who went to Disneyland two thousand days in a row, a kid Dev knew who moved to Disneyland, and a Pakastani man who got sentenced to death because of a Facebook post....

Ep 146. "Parisia and Ogtha the Cockroach"
Dev just figured out that Parisian means from Paris. We discuss John Wick 2, the death of John Smith, Dev geographical stupidity, the Stonewall riots, racial sensitivity, a man who fantasizes about having sex with a giant roach named Ogtha, a fitness model who was killed by a whipped cream dispenser, and a Florida man who legally can't order pizza anymore....


Ep 145. "We Get Serious, Kinda"
Producer Dave learns the word "paduss". We discuss trying to get Daily laid, very special 80's sitcom episodes, the first Mercedes, one half of Oscar from Ghostbusters 2 dying, impostor syndrome, dealing with depression, Carrie Fisher's autopsy, more of Dev's wedding drunkenness, and a man who found the will to live in Mexico....

Ep 144. "Mozz Stick Jenga and Pegging Compromises"
Producer Dave watched Dev drink for 16 hours. We discuss Producer Dave not participating in the world's longest Hora dance, a mozzarella stick Jenga game Dev invented while drunk, Daniel Day Lewis retiring, how sharks are bitches, Daily's Sean Young love, what Sugar Ray's Every Morning is really about, what it would take to get pegged, jam bands, and a Florida man fleeing a car accident naked....

Ep 143. "Call An Oates"
Private eyes are watching you. We discuss a Hall and Oates hotline, the most attractive Chris, intentionally bad movies, the first ever car race, a company that is experimenting with bringing the dead back to life, Daily killing Dev, a man who used a dick pic to prove his innocence in a murder trial, and a really bad Florida dad....


Ep 142. "Hey! You're Part of It"
Hey! You're part of it. We discuss our overuse of sound effects, vintage porn, recreating pictures, burning witches, 2 Live Crew, The Sopranos, and a new "That You Daily?"...

Ep 141. "That You Daily?"
We missed Tuesday's episode because Dev has the plague so we're squeezing a quick one in before Saturday. We discuss Dev and Producer Dave's Boston trip, a study on sending nudes, and our new game show "That You Daily?"....

Ep 140. "Sex, Lies, and Videotape Part 2. This Time It's Daily"
We're trying to put the blurry pieces of our drinking show together. We discuss what little we remember of our 40's and Mad Dog show, Twin Peaks giving producer Dave weird dreams, a man who lit himself on fire smoking crack in a hospital, a dude who stole a Jenna Jameson sex doll, women with facial hair, Producer Dave getting into an argument with a homeless guy, and Daily making a hooker watch his personal sex tapes....


"Selfie Deaths and Smell Dating"
Daily hit a girl with a billy club once, but it was in Florida so... We discuss a very weird ice cream taster, Producer Dave's Jewish name, breakup songs, Producer Dave's love of skanky girls, Daily attacking a girl with a billy club, selfie related deaths, Smell Dating, what sense we would give up, and grossest canned foods....

Ep 137. "Fleshlightsabers"
Dev's been unintentionally ghosting Producer Dave and Daily since he's been back from his trip. We discuss a $400 lightsaber Daily purchased, Dev's new apartment, Producer Dave's Mom and Dev's dog having the same name, hot people calling themselves nerds, Dev experiencing a Furry gathering while on a pot edible, Daily crying while stuck on a mountain, Chris Cornell's death, a 5 year old mother, romphims, an 18% black guy, and a guy who stopped traffic in the Lincoln Tunnel to masturbate....


Ep 136. "When Senior Citizens Attack and Dev's Tinfoil Hat"
Producer Dave is in trouble with his Mom. We discuss Dev getting physically threatened by a senior citizen, Daily's older brother, Stevie Wonder's vagina mustache, Dev and Producer Dave doing the 5boro bike tour, a cameo by Producer Dave's mom, Asian people's driving problems, Big Black's death, the Lindbergh baby, terrorism, Dev's fear of technology, and the world's wealthiest rapper....

Ep 135. "Biting Off Thumbs and The Cum Box"
Dev isn't convinced that biting someone's thumb off is possible. We discuss eating raw meat, the plural of the word beef, malt liquor and cheap wine from the 90's, our mom's beating us up, the possibility of biting through someone's thumb, an taco sauce fueled attack, Producer Dave hiking in Utah, the Fyre Festival disaster, and a shoe box filled with cum....

Ep 134. "Jealous Trolls and Horrid Specters"
Producer Dave has high standards for the show and is crackin' the whip. We discuss RTG's old Things I Hate bits, strip club stories, Producer Dave's disappointment in Daily's performance lately, miscellaneous boobs in 80's movies, trolls who hate on Lena Dunham and Amy Schumer, Canada's pending weed legalization, Dev's new dildo knowledge, and a man who tried to trade an alligator for beer (guess where)....


Ep 133. "Tinctures and The Church of Devin"
There's dogs in AHi5 studios and we have a specific phrase from Silence of the Lambs stuck in our head. We discuss Snoop Dogg's large nuts, a crazy hick Dev used to hang with, a weed tincture Producer Dave and Daily enjoyed, the origin of 420, a chinchilla Dev hated, Christopher Walken in Pulp Fiction, a Ted Nugent instructional video, and what churches we started would be like....

Ep 132. "The Effects of Addiction and Other Bullshit"
Dev's down after a run in with RTG. We discuss a the show on Wednesday that couldn't be aired, the United airlines beating, a fake shooting in Penn Station, a really expensive McDonald's sauce, a football coach that stuck his dick in a hotdog bun, and a weak ass bank robber....

Ep 131. "Stolen Riffs and Microsoft Songsmith"
AHi5 studios has 3 lava lamps now. We discuss hating popular bands, ranking the Wu Tang solo albums, bands that steal other bands' riffs, Microsoft Soundsmith, Kurt Cobain's suicide, and a bunch of new emojis....


Ep 130. "Dev Drinks Too Much"
Dev's alone and worried about his drinking. He discusses meditation, how people behave in Penn Station, and forgetting an important moment because he was blackout drunk....

Ep 129. "Dev's Gypsy Family and Daily's Dropkicks"
Tension is running high in AHi5 studios. We discuss Producer Dave and Daily's pre show argument, pornography poisoning our minds, how Penthouse forums were the original catfish, Daily drop kicking people during a brawl, the great Bound Brook flood of '98, learning about drugs in school, Producer Dave thinking Dev and his family were gypsys, and a man who died after winning a cockroach eating contest....

Ep 128. "Dev's Addiction"
Dev's alone and is missing his best friend. He discusses being frustrated with RTG's disappearance, recognizing signs of addiction in a fairly common activity, and a musical send off for a space traveling dog....


Ep 127. "Dick Pics and Laika the Cosmonaut Dog"
A dog orbited the earth and Dev loves that. We discuss Dev getting Tinder dick pics at a bar, Chuck Berry's death, a senior citizen attacking squirrel, a earth orbiting dog that Dev is in love with, and John and Yoko....

Ep 126. "Dev's Black and Daily's Birthday Sex Machine"
Dev's went to Florida and found out he's black. We discuss Dev's vacation, Dev finding out he's black, Daily's multiple personalities, being uncomfortable around 9, John McAfee's main fetish, keeping your cool around celebrities, and a fuck machine Daily wants to buy....

Ep 125. "Caviar Parties and iCondoms"
A special weekday appearance by Producer Dave and Daily has AHi5 studios all horned up. We discuss a small sign of life from RTG, Daily never seeing the Godfather, the answer to the question of what came first scat music or scat porn, a few Daily grinds, a smart condom that rates your sexual performance, and Atlanta's Freaknik....


Ep 124. "Scrotox and The Daily Grind"
Daily and Producer Dave are in AHi5 studios. We talk about 311 day, our favorite Cops moments, Daily's misspelled tattoo, how we would act in jail, a Chuck Norris death rumor, naked Tom Hardy, and our new segment The Daily Grind....

Ep 123. "The Rich F'n The Poor and Cleaning AHi5 Studios"
Dev's been sleeping in the corner of AHi5 studios and hates how messy it is. He discusses wondering if people who voted for Trump feel guilty yet, the rich fucking the poor, International Women's Day, the trypod hashtag, scat music vs scat porn, the new songs that are stuck in his head, and having some friends over to clean AHi5 studios....

Ep 122 "Surgery Disasters, Enemas, and Ecstacy"
Daily and Producer Dave came by AHi5 studios to bail Dev out during RTG's extended absence. We discuss the death of Bill Paxton, surgeries that went, fish heads, ancient Egyptian enemas, and a Daily story about a friend who stole 1500 ecstacy pills from the post office....


Ep 121. "I've Been So Mad Lately and OCD"
Dev's been feeling angry lately and needs to get some stuff off his chest. He discusses his Mount Rushmore of shitty actors, feeling so mad lately, his struggle with OCD, and why being open and honest is so important right now....

Ep 120. "Weed, Fake Paul McCartney, and Other Conspiracy Theories"
Dev's got some friends in the studio who brought a ton of weed. We discuss chewing tobacco, an opioid induced constipation drug, Daily believing that Paul McCartney is two different people, a guy who claims he came back from the future, the Toynbee plaques that show up mysteriously in cities, and one of our guests fighting RTG when they were 11....

Ep 119. "Aliens Vs Trump and Sippy Cup Lids"
RTG's still ghosting so Dev decorated AHi5 studios like a 70's basement to set the mood for his second solo show.  He discusses trying to speak to other people telepathically while meditating, if we only like music because of repetition, a book written by a famous rock star's mom, how finding aliens could silence Trump, a comedy benefit show he attended, and becoming oddly dependent on an adult sippy cup lid....


Ep 118. "Florida Is a Weird Place"
It's day 8 of RTG's disappearance and Dev has some friends in AHi5 studios. We discuss the response from Dev's first solo show, why Florida is the craziest place on the planet, and story about flipping a car on ecstasy....

Ep 117. "Here We Go Again"
Dev is defending Lady Gaga's gut while RTG is, well, RTG isn't around because he's disappeared again. Dev discusses RTG's recent disappearance, some commonly asked questions, people body shaming Lady Gaga, and being addicted to a specific junk food....

Ep 116. "Sucking At Small Talk, RTG's Wild Gaga Accusation, and the Prince Halftime Show"
Dev is horrible at small talk while RTG is confused by the name Louis. We discuss trying to fall asleep without any noise, RTG not being able to pronounce Louis CK's name, Dev getting nude at a pool club, being bad at small talk, Lady Gaga's ziggy nose, Prince's halftime show, a new album Dev is forcing himself to like, and the modern music industry....


Ep 115. "Safe Zones, Rick Rude the Eunuch, and Young Relationships"
Dev isn't chasing anyone while RTG makes wild accusations about deceased wrestlers. We discuss Dillinger Escape Plan, a new law proposed against safe zones in colleges, how everyone got so sensitive, a disturbing rumor about Ravishing Rick Rude, and young people in long term relationships....

"Cheers Trivia, Women of the 90's, and The Challenger Explosion"
Dev is wants prove his Cheers knowledge while RTG thinks dirty thoughts about the 90's VJ Kennedy. We discuss our excuses for missing the last episode, Dev getting sick from a disgusting urgent care, a Cheers quiz RTG put together, The Wonder Years, girls from the 90's that we masturbated to, the Challenger explosion, and the Mandela Effect....

Ep 113. "Police Station Weed and Butt Rock"
RTG found and smoked some dirt weed outside of a cop shop and Dev wants to follow in Mayday Malone's footsteps. We discuss RTG finding some high school kids' ditched dirt weed, the women's march, having to pay for healthcare, being hungover and living with your bad drunk decisions, Sam "Mayday" Malone, a RTG Chino Moreno update, the inauguration, a creepy grade school teacher we had, a town's whole police force quitting, and early 2000's butt rock bands....


Ep 112. "SNL, Horny Hangovers, and Vintage Fast Food"
Dev wishes he had black people's hair and RTG can't comprehend the concept of Ana Gasteyer. We discuss wearing shirts of bands you don't really like, Dev finally realizing he's old, the best SNL era, the WWE hall of fame, "putting up your tree", Dev getting really horny while hungover, old school fast food menu items, Dev wanting black people's hair, and RTG as an Italian punk. GO TO AHI5POD.COM FOR MORE INFO....

Ep 111. "Patreon and Murder"
RTG loves Michael Myers and Dev actually did some work for the show. We discuss RTG's new day job, cop cars, our new website and Patreon page, the Craigslist Killer, spouses that murder each other, and RTG's love of Michael Myers....

Ep 110. "RTG Ponders Sci-Fi and The Good Ol' Days"
RTG watched all of Black Mirror and Dev wants to just live in 1996. We discuss what Black Mirror episodes we would like to happen in real life, the Cheers opening, tv shows that are basically soft porn, Miracle Beach, actors that starred in both The Twilight Zone and UHF, Weird Al's original songs....


Ep 109. "New Years, Country Rap, and The OA"
RTG is hatin' on Netflix while Dev is embarrassed by a concert he went to. We discuss our New Year's Eve party, the Mariah Carey lip sync incident, celebrity nose jobs, watching Michael Jackson dance on acid, the worst song ever written, how rap/rock became country/rap, how silly The OA was, and the end of the new golden age of television....

Ep 108. "AHi5 2016 Year in Review"
RTG spent a week in Maine while a documentary made Dev hate his life. We discuss how RTG spent his Christmas, an 80's club scene murder, a documentary that hit Dev hard, RTG's recalculation of his cocaine and luggage math from last episode, RTG's top 10 list, Dev's new favorite thing to scream while driving, deep fried Twinkies, and our favorite and least favorite things from 2016....

Ep 107. "Stink Nuts and RTG's Beautiful Mind"
Dev gets his scream phrase back and RTG turns autistic. We discuss our drinking night after Friday's show, Dev remembering his phrase he was screaming in the car, us being confused by the calendar, John K Sampson, and RTG trying to figure out how to smuggle 30 million dollars of cocaine off a cruise ship....


Ep 106. "Hottest 80's Actresses, RTG Thinks He Had a Heart Attack, and Bonus Time"
Dev can't remember what he likes to scream and RTG thinks he had a heart attack after robbing a convenience store. We discuss analog vs digital, women comedians, other podcasts, a guy who killed his friend live on Facebook, Alan Thicke, RTG thinking he had a heart attack, Hunter S Thompson and Dr. Gonzo, and the hottest 80's actresses....

Ep 105. "Stem Cells, The Missing Link, and Is Life a Simulation?"
Dev is worried about his liver and RTG is answering some of philosophy's toughest questions. We discuss a guy getting hit by a taxi in NYC, Dev's mini-bender last weekend, stem cells, Schrodinger's cat, the advent of language, evolution, and the theory that we're living in a simulation....

Ep 104. "Road Raging and Kangaroo Punching"
RTG is in awe of a jacked kangaroo and Dev was a victim of road rage. We talk about an incident Dev had at the Lincoln Tunnel this morning, RTG's breathalyzer he had to blow into to start his car, a video of a guy punching a kangaroo and Dev's outrage over the outrage caused by the video, and why it's hard to like cops....


Ep 103. "Horror Movie Tit and Bald Musicians"
Dev is grossed out by cloth napkins and RTG comes from a really, really Italian family. We discuss not feeling Christmas, cloth napkins, missing teeth, Ritchie's father's Christmas tradition, tits in horror movies, and how musicians don't go bald....

Ep 102. "Pee Shyness, Falling Asleep While Driving, and Magic Crystals"
RTG is pissing in wine chalices and Dev is snoozing behind the wheel. We discuss RTG's pee shyness, Dev falling asleep while driving, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Dev being a little asexual lately, Star Wars fever starting again, Dev's dislike of Jim Morrison, and an old hippie friend who made us bury magic crystals....

Ep 101. "Fat Wreck and the American Wreck"
RTG read a book and Dev watched a documentary. We discuss Weezer's bass players, The Fat Wreck Chords documentary and Nofx book, smelling drugs, the current state of our country, and the public's reaction to Donald Trump winning the election....


Ep 100. "RTG Returns"
We're back from our hiatus and RTG tells us all why he disappeared for a month. We talk sickness, depression, the future of the show, and RTG's new JFK assassination theory....

Ep 99. "Virtual Reality Porn and The Secret of the Ooze"
We finally made it to AHi5 studios on a Tuesday like professionals. We discuss not having anything planned for episode 100, the new Ghostbusters, popular films we haven't seen, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2: The Secret of the Ooze, the likelihood of having another musical renaissance, and Dev watching virtual reality porn. FOR FULL SHOW NOTES GO TO AWKWARDHIGHFIVE.COM...

Ep 98. "Getting Jobs and Growing Old"
Both Dev and RTG are trading precious time for even more precious money and aren't happy about it. We discuss a night where RTG snotted in soup and Dev drove his car into woods, jobs that require credit checks, comparing our ages with actors, not noticing how old you're getting, and how bands got their names....


Ep 97. "Fat Musicians and RTG Fights Video Game Nerds"
RTG is afraid of Public Enemy and Dev wrongly accuses people of being fat. We talk about fat musicians, RTG freaking out on some video game nerds at a bar, Dev wanting to be black, our favorite bass players, The Foo Fighters, and RTG wanting to know why people weren't afraid of Public Enemy. FOR FULL SHOW NOTES GO TO AWKWARDHIGHFIVE.COM...

Ep 96. "Narcos and Halloween Candy"
Dev can't stop talking like Pablo Escobar and RTG wants the show to end so he can eat candy. We discuss reunion concerts, Narcos, The Wolf of Wall Street, RTG's Chino Marino update, beer snobs, old Saturday morning cartoons, and Halloween candy. FOR FULL SHOW NOTES GO TO AWKARDHIGHFIVE.COM...

Ep 95. "Microwaved Penis and RTG Investigates the Moon Landing"
RTG thinks the moon landing was fake and Dev would rather eat dick than spiders. We discuss a woman who fed her rapist his own microwaved penis, choosing between eating dick or live spiders, a chip that helps people catch their spouse cheating, and RTG's investigation into the Apollo 11 moon landing. FOR FULL SHOW NOTES GO TO AWKWARDHIGHFIVE.COM...


Ep 94. "College is a Scam, Insurance is a Scam, and Slasher Films"
RTG's having bodily organ problems and Dev is chugging cheap beer. We discuss when college is actually worth it, Dev's old sales job, extended warranties, insurance, the conclusion of The Night Of, a lead singer suing because of man boobs, Trump's green screens, and our favorite horror film killers. FOR FULL SHOW NOTES GO TO AWKWARDHIGHFIVE.COM...

Ep 93. "Sleep Deprivation, Condoms, and Brangelina"
Dev has only slept 4 hours in the last few days and RTG is dressed like he's in Suicidal Tendencies. We discuss Dev's new job and how it's affecting his sleep, assorted colored condoms, how AIDS kind of just disappeared, Martin Shkreli, and the Brangelina divorce. FOR FULL SHOW NOTES GO TO AWKWARDHIGHFIVE.COM...

Ep 92. "The Lady in White and Wrestling Theme Songs"
RTG loves wrestling themes and Dev just wants to love everyone. We discuss Lars Ulrich's drumming flaws, bodily fluids, a mysterious drifter that wears all white, and a quiz about wrestling theme songs. FOR FULL SHOW NOTES GO TO AWKWARDHIGHFIVE.COM...


Ep 91. "Schmurder and Last Meals on Death Row"
RTG continues his investigation of the rap world while Dev spent his day reading Wikipedia. We discuss the rapper Bobby Smurder and his song that caused an indictment, not being able to hum The Office theme, what death row inmates chose as their last meal, and whether addiction is a disease or not. FOR FULL SHOW NOTES GO TO AWKWARDHIGHFIVE.COM...

Ep 89. "Tattoos and Stranger Things"
We discuss the legend of Dev's grandfather, dating anniversaries, tattoos, modern hip hop, trying to get into new music, RTG's review of Sausage Party, why Stranger Things became so popular, and tv shows that know when to end....


Ep 87. "Time and Space"
Dev has stress canker sores and RTG likes biting his own tongue. We discuss aneurysms, Gene Wilder, if time really exists, who we would kill if we could time travel to the past, Dev's apology for a gender mistake, and RTG's thoughts about space. FOR FULL SHOW NOTES GO TO AWKARDHIGHFIVE.COM...

Ep 86. "Millennials Hate Condiments and Dev Gets Set Straight"
RTG got destroyed by White Castle and Dev got an email that set his stupid ass straight. We discuss millennials' preference in condiments, breakfast sandwiches, those weird seeds that they put in sausage sometimes, RTG dining alone, and an email that called Dev out on his conspiracy rant. FOR FULL SHOW NOTES GO TO AWKARDHIGHFIVE.COM...


Ep 85. "Selling Out and RTG Makes a Promise"
RTG has some apologies to make and we discuss why we had to take down the last episode, RTG's promise for future shows, the death of Three Doors Down's guitarist, a "sex plaza", what it means to sell out, and another suspicious Clinton related death. FOR FULL SHOW NOTES GO TO AWKWARDHIGHFIVE.COM...

Ep 84. "Dev's Breakdown, Subconscious Racism, and Stoicism"
We're a day late because Dev had a small mental breakdown yesterday. We discuss old school video game consoles, Dev's breakdown, crooked doctors, RTG's way of passing urine tests, subconscious racism, and Stoicism. FOR FULL SHOW NOTES GO TO AWKWARDHIGHFIVE.COM...

Ep 83. "Brendan Dassey, The Night Of, and RTG Investigates 9/11"
RTG's been spending his sleepless nights listening to the 9/11 tapes while Dev is happy Brendan Dassey's conviction was overturned. We discuss white people using black people's slang words, Dev's review of Keanu, The Night Of, black light posters, and RTG's 9/11 research. FOR FULL SHOW NOTES GO TO AWKWARDHIGHFIVE.COM...


Ep 82. "The Stages of Withdrawal and Benefits of Marijuana"
Dev is surprised how much he enjoys a manual labor job he's been working while RTG is struggling with withdrawal. We discuss career expectations, the stages of withdrawal, RTG's desire to get clean, rehab, using cannabis as medication, and legalizing marijuana. FOR FULL SHOW NOTES GO TO AWKWARDHIGHFIVE.COM...

Ep 81. "Comic Book Films and 80's Toys"
We discuss our annoying verbal crutches, Dev's review of Batman Vs Superman, superhero films in general, and 80's toys and board games....

Ep 80. "RTG Returns, Horrible Smells, and Ego Stuggles"
RTG returns to the show and talks about the situation he had to deal with last week. We also discuss how smells trigger memories, those white balls that come from your throat, feeling superior to other people, struggling with ego, and what we need to be happy. FOR FULL SHOW NOTE GO TO AWKWARDHIGHFIVE.COM...


Ep 79. "Forensics and Lucid Dreaming"
Our friend Stephanie who is smarter than us guest hosts in RTG's absence and we discuss psychology, forensics, addiction, and lucid dreaming....

Ep 78. "Foot Fetishes and A Hard Day's Work"
We're delirious from working outside all day on the hottest day of the year. We discuss boob preferences, foot fetishes, water slide mishaps, things you find on the side of the highway, and Pokemon Go....

Ep 77. "Broke, Stressed, and Venting"
RTG blew off the show yesterday and Dev's pissed about it. What starts as bitching towards RTG quickly evolves into Dev venting about all the stresses in his life. RTG's just pissed that he got drunk and lost all his money in Atlantic City. We do a lot of complaining. FOR FULL SHOW NOTES GO TO AWKWARDHIGHFIVE.COM...


Ep 76. "RTG's Birthday Party"
We have some guests in to celebrate RTG's birthday and discuss Dev's new Snapchat obsession, throwing up in boots, our favorite birthdays, getting jerked off in public, and Batman movies....

Ep 75. "Addiction and Anxiety"
We discuss anxiety and how it has affected our lives. RTG gives some insight into where he is with his addiction struggles and how that is related to anxiety while Dev explains some of the positive ways he's learned to overcome it....

Ep 74. "Shootings and Dick Switches"
We try to make sense of the current string of shootings in the past few days including the sniper shootings in Dallas, then revert to dick talk like usual by discussing a new "dick switch" that's been invented. RTG decides he's going to become a crazy hill person to save the world. FOR FULL SHOW NOTES GO TO AWKWARDHIGHFIVE.COM...


Ep 73. "Tentacle Porn, Political Murders, and Bon Jovi's Ass Crack"
We discuss fireworks, New Jersey musicians, RTG seeing Bon Jovi's hairy ass crack in person, finding porn before the internet existed, how weird Japan is, the FBI not indicting Hillary Clinton, and suspicious deaths that have occurred around a certain political campaign. FOR FULL SHOW NOTES GO TO AWKWARDHIGHFIVE.COM...

Ep 72. "Iceland and the Golf Ball of Death"
We're back and we discuss the fight we had that extended our break, Dev's trip to Iceland, an indisputable Asian stereotype, RTG almost getting killed by a golf ball and almost getting a dog decapitated. FOR FULL SHOW NOTES GO TO AWKWARDHIGHFIVE.COM...

Ep 71. "Gambling, Strip Clubs, and Sequels"
We discuss how good or bad we are at gambling, Dev looking for lap dances from black girls at a strip club, if there's ever been a good sequel to a comedy, wrestling, and RTG's disgust at Dev's porn preferences,...


Ep 70. "Hot Teachers, Flattery, and RTG Gets Bit By a Dog"
We discuss RTG getting bit on the ass by a dog over the weekend, women blowing stuff out of proportion, RTG's new term "friend rape", flattery, thinking other people's lives are better than yours, Dev's feelings on Hillary Clinton, how teachers who sleep with underage students are surprisingly hot, and how Dev stole a melody for one of his songs from a 70's porn film theme. FOR FULL SHOW NOTES GO TO AWKWARDHIGHFIVE.COM...

Ep 69. "Spoilers, Flakka, and Gorilla-gate"
We discuss super hero films, spoiler alerts, the psychology of social media, Flakka, the kid who jumped in the Gorilla cage and people's opinions on it, overprotective parents, and a animal hording couple who got busted with over 200 dogs in their house....


Ep 68. "Pork Roll and Denial"
A discussion about the age old pork roll vs Taylor Ham debate turns into a semi-heated argument over RTG's current level of sobriety....

Ep 67. "Dream Dimensions and RTG's New Favorite Jam"
RTG puts the kibosh on the opening bits then we discuss why we missed Tuesday's episode, Dev's crazy deja vu, dreams and if they're portals to other dimensions, and RTG's new favorite rapper....


Ep 66. "Road Rage, The 19th Hole, and Basic Income"
We discuss Dev's review of Deadpool, trying to quit drinking, Chyna's ziggy nose, a gross dick video, a road rage incident Dev regrets, an even grosser dick piercing, a bar we used to drink at when we were 18, Dev being propositioned by swingers, and how basic income would affect society....

AHi5 Weekly Recap
A quick recap of episodes 63 and 64 from this last week....

Ep 65. "Penis Transplants and Our West Coast Beef"
We find out someone in LA is trying to use our name and RTG wants to start an East Coast West Coast beef, we discuss the US's first successful penis transplant, Dev's surgery in a sensitive area, sex on different drugs, and Rolling Stone's list of best rap songs. FOR FULL SHOW NOTES GO TO AWKWARDHIGHFIVE.COM...


Ep 64. "Missing Women's Signals, Hot Shots, and Squatter's Rights"
We narrow down the list of submissions for our Name Our Band contest while discussing an old flirtatious college teacher, Dev totally reading a girl's signals wrong, online dating, our college radio show, that nails on a chalkboard feeling, herion hot shots, getting old, and squatter's rights in NYC. FOR FULL SHOW NOTES GO TO AWKWARDHIGHFIVE.COM...

Ep 63. "Blacking Out, Domestic Disputes, and Getting Punched While Driving"
Dev blacked out the other night and regrets it which sparks a conversation about our sloppiest alcohol fueled moments, Dev realizes he lies sometimes for no reason, both of us have been punched in the face by women while driving before, and we relive some of the craziest fights we've had with ex-girlfriends. FOR FULL SHOW NOTES GO TO AWKWARDHIGHFIVE.COM...


Ep 62. "Overcoming Fear, Chameleons, and Quitting Cigarettes"
RTG finally gets the sounders he wanted and we realize that Shaggy sounds like Meatwad, we discuss what we believe to be the meaning of life, overcoming fears, chameleon ex's, and quitting cigarettes. FOR FULL SHOW NOTES GO TO AWKWARDHIGHFIVE.COM...

Ep 61. "Bad Band Names, Wildwood, and RTG's Death Coaster"
We discuss our band name contest and how there's never really been a good band name, Dev knows something a popular band doesn't know about themselves, RTG is itching to get on a new roller coaster at Six Flags, we remember a time where RTG almost fell out of a roller coaster and Dev helped hold him in, a narc who tried to entrap us, and Dev swims with a baby seal. FOR FULL SHOW NOTES GO TO AWKWARDHIGHFIVE.COM...


Ep 60. "Shots, Fast Food, and Fakin' the Funk"
We discuss shots including one RTG invented and the worst one Dev has ever taken, Dev's new diet that may or may not be a good idea, people's weird loyalty to fast food, our favorite candy bars, hearing cats talk, Heathcliff, racial stereotypes in the 80's, and a couple who fought over which one actually faked the funk. FOR FULL SHOW NOTES GO TO AWKWARDHIGHFIVE.COM...

Ep 59 "Robot Threeway, The Footbridge, and Getting the Band Back Together"
We discuss our pornographic racial preferences, the usefulness of sex robots and their ultimate effect on society, the old bike ramps we hung around when we were kids, the ridiculous expectations corporations have for their low paid employees, people who pop other people's pimples, and finding a name for our new band. GO TO AWKWARDHIGHFIVE.COM FOR FULL SHOW NOTES...


Ep 58. "Attractive Men, Prince, and Gonads and Strife"
We discuss our favorite Scorcese films, what makes a man attractive, Dev's friend who was a chubby chaser, Prince's death and the inevitable social media explosion, Earth Day, our first concerts, and an old video from the beginning of the internet....

Ep 57. "Characters, B-Ball Shorts, and Pooping Your Pants"
We discuss our "characters" and how they differ from real life, Dev disagrees with RTG's preference in women's clothing choices, RTG tells a story about taking a dump while going down a water slide, and then we talk about the times we've shit ourselves. FOR FULL SHOW NOTES GO TO AWKWARDHIGHFIVE.COM...


Ep 56. "Hoes, Housewives, and Chicken Cutlets"
Dev feels like today's date should mean something to him but he can't figure out why, RTG remembers giving a girl a "chicken cutlet", we exchange sex stories, Dev tells a story about putting a bloody tampon in a vending machine, then we have a special hologram guest. FOR FULL SHOW NOTES GO TO AWKWARDHIGHFIVE.COM...


Ep 54. "We Find Out What the F@ck is Wrong With Us"
We have a professional forensic evaluator tell us all the messed up things about ourselves we feared were true. Then we find out once and for all which one of us is the craziest. FOR FULL SHOW NOTES GO TO AWKWARDHIGHFIVE.COM...

Ep 53. "Full Bush, Ranking Nirvana, and 70's NYC"
We complain about our hearing problems way too much for not even middle aged men, RTG hates on landing strip pubes but supports the full bush, we listen to a horrible solo one of the Jonas Brothers tried to pull off, we completely disagree with a Rolling Stone list of the best Nirvana songs, and we speculate what it would be like to live in 70's NYC. FOR FULL SHOW NOTES GO TO AWKWARDHIGHFIVE.COM...


Ep 52. "Fear of Clowns, First Time Getting High, and 90's Pop Rap"
It's April fools day and there's never been a funny April fools joke, Dev reveals his two biggest fears and explains how one came to be, we talk about our first time getting high and putting the "high" in high school, then a 90's rap tour gets us all nostalgic. FOR FULL SHOW NOTES GO TO AWKWARDHIGHFIVE.COM...

Ep 51. "The Pride of Hazlet, Prostitutes, and Eating Balut"
Our hometown is in the news and we couldn't be more proud, RTG meets a prostitute that looks like Mick Foley, Dev recalls eating a gross Filipino delicacy and RTG remembers eating glass for fun, Dev was terrified of a t-shirt in the 80's, and we put all our old band stuff on the internet but don't really want to listen to it. FOR FULL SHOW NOTES GO TO AWKWARDHIGHFIVE.COM...

AHi5 Weekly Recap
A quick recap of what you missed this week on The Awkward High Five Podcast...


Ep. 50 "Racist Nickelodeon, Trump Supporters, and Blue Collar Jobs"
It's our friend's birthday so we tell some stories including one that involves throwing piss, we rehash obscure 80's sitcoms, Dev is stunned at Trump supporters leaving a big comedy show, RTG reminisces old work stories and how being a blue collar worker is better than people think. FOR FULL SHOW NOTES GO TO AWKWARDHIGHFIVE.COM...

Ep 49. "Easter Bunny Brawl, Obscure 80's Sitcoms, and Pizza Delivery Robots"
A kid in Puerto Rico brings new meaning to the term "fresh to death", smoking embalming fluid, an Easter bunny starts a brawl in Dev's old neighborhood, why black people are the funniest, a freaky cemetery girl, we tell a story from tour where a maniac sprayed her hepatitis blood everywhere, obscure 80's sitcoms and spin offs, Domino's new delivery robot, and our favorite sitcom theme song. FOR FULL SHOW NOTES VISIT AWKWARDHIGHFIVE.COM...


Ep 47. "Fast Food, Art vs Money, and Music Snobs"
In this episode of AHI5 Devin and Ritchie discuss people who ride rascals at the supermarket, Bernie Sanders detractors, RTG's China Buffet adventures, a horribly named tour, Thrice's new album, being a music snob, art vs. money, reunion shows, writing pop songs, how bands are either The Beatles or The Rolling Stones....


Ep 46. "3/11, James Brown, and the Adventures of Dev's Tooth"
In this episode of AHI5 Devin and Ritchie discuss Dev's favorite day of the year, getting murdered by the government, listeners' songs to OD to, James Brown, the formula for becoming a famous artist, Prince, and Dev's tooth that used to fall out everywhere....

Ep 45. "Sleep Paralysis, Robots, and Songs To Overdose To"
In this episode of AHI5 Devin and Ritchie discuss those family car stickers, Dev's recent bike accident, songs you would like to overdose to, RTG's annoying dance, Devin's death rule, sleep paralysis, RTG's tonsils, getting killed by robots, and the deep sea....

Ep 44. "Positivity, Black Rice, and Digging Graves"
In this episode of AHI5 Devin and Ritchie discuss being afraid of Christopher Lloyd, the presidential race and how it reflects America, Dev selling all his stuff, G.G. Allin and his grave digging dad, RTG's respect for Connor McGregor, living positively, white rice and black rice, Dev's text to his ex-fiance, and being immature during breakups....


Ep 41. "The Women of Bayside, 120 Minutes, and O.J."
In this episode of AHI5 Devin and Ritchie discuss changing the beginning of the show, "Oh What's Up Devdawg?", rating the hotness of the Saved By the Bell ladies, the word applicable, an 120 Minutes online archive, Matt Pinfield, if rock is dead, and the O.J. Simpson trial....


Ep 40. "Boobs, Kelly Kapowski, and RTG Hates on Kanye"
In this episode of AHI5 Devin and Ritchie discuss Dev's younger meaner self, confusion about Amber Alerts, staring at cleavage, a term Dev coined, boobs, KIm K's boob tape, the wealthiest punk rockers, RTG's hate for Kayne, Winnie Cooper vs Kelly Kapowski, celebrities' lack of professionalism, and hoping to become wealthy....

Ep 38. "Rehab, The Big Game, and Modern Police"
In this episode of AHI5 Devin and Ritchie discuss getting clean, rehab, the never ending commercial that is the Super Bowl, a local band that RTG is proud of, the Halftime Show outrage, RTG's hate for Daniel Stern (again), Jake the Snake, what cops have become, and the relief of being single on Valentine's Day....


Ep 37. "A Fork in the Road, A Real American, and Weird Teenagers"
In this episode of AHI5 Devin and Ritchie discuss switching their shit up, who Devin stole the beginning of the show from, hitting the cervix, seeing the downfall of America, RTG's Hulk Hogan and U.S.A. metaphor, 80's wrestling, weird teenagers, and tv catch phrases....

Ep 36. "Herion, How, and Why"
In this episode of AHI5 Devin and Ritchie discuss Cash Cab, RTG's lawyer, Dev finally starting to watch the Sopranos, how everyone is an idiot, brain weirdness, evolution, aliens, and the overwhelming epidemic of herion abuse in the suburbs....

Ep 35. "AHI5 Radio, Biggie, and Friends"
In this episode of AHI5 Devin and RItchie play some songs from The Heat, interview Biggie Smalls, then everything pretty much goes off the rails after some friends stop by the studio....


Ep 34. "Die Hard, Trump, and RTG's Sticky Situation"
In this episode of AHI5 Devin and Ritchie discuss Dev seeing Die Hard for the first time, blockbusters, Batman films, having the winter blues, why Donald Trump is going to be the next President, a one night stand that got weird for Devin, and RTG getting sticky while wearing women's underwear....

Ep 33. "Courtney's Guilty, New Rap's Lame, and Dev's Wine Drunk"
In this episode of AHI5 Devin and Ritchie discuss the impending blizzard and its ridiculous media coverage, Dev being drunk on red wine, RTG solving the Kurt Cobain murder investigation, Jake the Snake, speedballs, a weird Iron Sheik story, old rap vs new rap, and wasting your life trying to make money....


Ep 31. "Stabbings, Acme Products, and Getting Kicked Out of Places"
In this episode of AHI5 Devin and Ritchie discuss Alan Rickman, Die Hard, tv shows you go to sleep to, killing your spouse for insurance money, getting stabbed, movie death scenes that freaked them out, Acme products, Looney Tunes, Gremlins eating chicken, getting kicked out of concerts and bars, and RTG drunk camping....

Ep 30. "Bowie, Social Media, and Lenny Baby"
In this episode of AHI5 Devin and Ritchie discuss the death of David Bowie and how social media reacted to it, celebs who die the same day as more famous celebs, the Mayor from Ghostbusters, Powerball mania, and the untruthful nature of herion addicts....


Ep 28. "NYE, Hair Plugs, and RTG's Hate List"
In this episode of AHI5 Devin and Ritchie discuss their NYE party, The Hateful Eight, still being pissed about Making a Murderer, Dev wanting to date a punk rock chick again, RTG's top 10 list of things to leave in 2015, being excited about 2016, Axe body spray, and hair plugs....

Ep 27. "AHI5's Year in Review"
In this episode of AHI5 Devin and Ritchie discuss the year's best tv shows, movies, comedians, and albums along with the biggest douche bag, most useless news story, biggest disappointment and more....

Ep 26. "Running From Cops, Making a Murderer, and RTG Down By Law"
In this episode of AHI5 Dev and Ritchie discuss Dev meeting Chevy Chase, Aol, beeper chains, RTG getting cheated in court, Making a Murderer, power trips, the faults of judicial system, being broke for Christmas, and running from cops as kids....


Ep 25. "Star Wars, Modern Drugs, and Woodstock '99"
In this episode of AHI5 Devin and Ritchie discuss Devin's hangup with janitors, the unavoidable Star Wars, Carrie Fisher's only good role, sci-fi vs fantasy, overused movie twists, Scott Weiland's cause of death, flakka, bath salts, synthetic weed, Ritchie doing mushrooms in Amsterdam, stories from Woodstock '99, and ketamine....

Ep 24. "Religion's Weird, The Twilight Zone Rules, and The Holocaust Was Scary"
In this episode of AHI5 Devin and Ritchie discuss not being into Christmas this year, a maniac that orders milk at a restaurant, happy holidays vs. merry Christmas, Religion, Ritchie's mom's system to stop him from snooping, The Twilight Zone, Viktor E. Frankl, concentration camps, and success vs. material wealth....

Ep 23. "2nd Albums, Windmill Splits, and Terror at AHI5 Studios"
In this episode of AHI5 there is terror afoot at the AHI5 studios and Dev and Ritchie discuss Ritchie calling out on Friday, their favorite Get Up Kids albums, albums that you hate at first but end up loving, a question emailed from a listener, a split that made Devin stop liking Green Day, 2nd albums, and Christmas movies....


Ep 22. "Fake Freckles, Withdrawal, and RTG Makes Out With A Celeb"
In this episode of AHI5 Devin and Ritchie discuss the first movie clip Ritchie didn't guess, A Very Murray Christmas, Devin liking Miley Cirus, Britney's vagina, girls that wear too much makeup, looking for women with the same interests as you, fake freckles, Ritchie making out with a C-list celebrity, withdrawal, and Suboxone....

Ep 21. "90's Bands, Our Arch Nemesis, and RTG's First Love Affair"
In this episode of AHI5 Devin and Ritchie discuss the death of Scott Weiland, 90's bands, Rap/Rock, Devin's least favorite song of all time, the AHI5's new arch nemesis, Ritchie's love affair with a doll, and Devin and Ritchie's different preferences in women....

Ep 20. "Dumpster Diving, Creativity, and One Month of AHI5"
In this episode of AHI5 Devin and Ritchie discuss Chris Farley, nepotism, Dev's drinking binge, how AHI5 has been officially around for a month, a RTG sandwich update, how Ritchie doesn't like when girls eat Italian subs, dumpster diving, how AHI5 came about, the band breaking up, creativity, and starting over again....


Ep 19. "Homeless People, Tour Stories, and Special Guest Jon Cabrera"
In this episode of AHI5 Devin and Ritchie welcome their special guest musician Jon Cabrera and discuss the first guest who turned them down, RTG's 100 review goldfish challenge, Ritchie having a gun, Treach being an underrated MC, East Coast vs. West Coast, the STD rates in retirement homes, tour stories, NYC homeless vs Florida homeless, Drake, The Zack Attack, networking, and Jon's poop poetry....

Ep 18. "RTG Gets Arrested, Makes a Top 10 List, and Will Swallow Another Goldfish"
In this episode of AHI5 Devin and Ritchie discuss Devin discovering movies because he thought they were porn, Ritchie getting arrested over the weekend, Ritchie's ongoing dislike of cops, nosy neighbors, a top 10 list of messed up musicians, what Ritchie will do when the podcast reaches 100 reviews on Itunes, and Devin's message for Black Friday shoppers....

Ep 17. "Terrorism, The Illusion of Safety, and RTG's Heat Stroke"
In this episode of AHI5 Devin and Ritchie discuss how a traffic jam has made Ritchie join the war on terrorism, opinions on the border, when Ritchie passed out at Warped Tour, trading in freedom for safety, an update on RItchie's sober by Christmas plan, Devin getting a unexpected text, the first time seeing Pulp Fiction, and when a car got smashed at McDonald's....


Ep 16. "Words We Can't Stand, Actors We Can't Stand, and Ex's That Won't Go Away"
In this episode of AHI5 Devin and Ritchie discuss Rhonda Rousey, Charlie Sheen's HIV, words they can't stand, black people's love for Devin's name, a backstage Tracy Morgan story, hipsters, Ritchie's dislike for everyone in the film "Very Bad Things", actors they can't stand, and Devin's ex's always sticking around....

Ep 15. "ODB, Friday the 13th, and Our First Guest"
In this episode of AHI5 Devin and Ritchie welcome their first guest to the show and discuss Old Dirty Bastard, Roy Orbison, the Friday the 13th films, modern vs. old horror films, Devin being afraid of a doll at way too old of an age, and a Lite Brite message Devin received....

Ep 14. "Pauly Shore, Weed Customer Service, and RTG Clean for Xmas?"
In this episode of AHI5 Devin and Ritchie discuss La Bamba (again), their first official phone call to the podcast, how Ritchie sounds like Pauly Shore, Encino Man's best character, Devin not knowing he was dating a Jewish girl, The Oregon Trail, a weed delivery service's customer retention text, Chris Christie's drug addict friend, Ritchie wanting to get clean by Christmas, and Ritchie's newly diagnosed high blood pressure....


Ep 13. "Pinot Noir, Parker Lewis Can't Lose, and Plus Sized Models"
In this episode of AHI5 Devin and Ritchie discuss Ritchie's new favorite song, Ritchie dancing in a gay bar, Parker Lewis Can't Lose, Dev's disgust for American Horror Story, Dev following a cosplayer on instagram, freckle locations, dating in your 30's, Ritchie making out with an older thin lipped woman, and falling in love with plus sized models....

Ep 12. "Pizza, Rainbow Cookies, and 'Yaknowwhatimean'"
In this episode of AHI5 Devin and Ritchie discuss Dev's confusion about the outcome of the World Series, Ritchie eating everything at the Halloween party, fast food, desert island food, pizza, a parting gift Ritchie received from a girlfriend, Ritchie waiting for his diabetes to kick in, verbal crutches, and Ritchie wanting to get clean because of his voice....

Ep 11. "Halloween, Costumes, and G.G. Allin"
Devin and Ritchie discuss finally getting the podcast up and available, people that think Sons of Anarchy is real, Andrew WK, Best Friend's Day, Ritchie revolving all his Halloween costumes around being able to carry alcohol, G.G. Allin, and Devin's story about Courtney Love freaking out in public....


Ep 10. "Mangroomers, Children's Names, and Ritchie Saves a Baby's Life"
Devin and Ritchie discuss Devin's first purchase since becoming a minimalist, shaving your back, women's thought patterns, children's names, summer news stories, Ritchie saving a baby's life, the ways America could be better, how Ritchie hates Chris Christie and his mom, and how Devin defends Bruce Springsteen even though he doesn't like his music....

Ep 9. "We Have a Name, Phone Number, and Email Address"
The Awkward High Five Podcast is officially named! Devin and Ritchie celebrate their new name while discussing a victorious three-legged race, Z Cavaricci's, how annoying Back to the Future day is, Mets frontrunners, Drug addiction, Rehab, and how Ritchie helped Devin quit cigarettes....

Ep 8. "Inside, The Mind, and of RTG"
Devin and Ritchie go "Inside the Mind of RTG" and discuss his theory on gravity and how vaginas work, his encounter with an oversized clitoris, micropenises, and various places he's urinated....


Ep 7. "Bob's, Market, and Dildu"
Devin and Ritchie discuss Harry and the Hendersons, delicious desserts, football, special interest groups, being offended, their old food service jobs, Ritchie eating raw chicken, and Ritchie swallowing a live goldfish....

Ep 5. "DWI's, Cops, and Biopics"
Devin and Ritchie discuss how insurance companies suck, getting out of DWI's, being mean to cops, Devin's car blowing up, music of their youth, dudes who vape, and researching biopics....


Ep 4. "Suicide, Suicide, and (unfortunately)Suicide"
Devin and Ritchie discuss their love for The State, drinking milk, the dangers of drinking too much water, the recent suicide of an old friend, and their thoughts on suicide in general. We debut our new closing song, written and performed by a younger Ritchie....


Ep 1. "Introduction"
The inaugural episode of The Awkward High Five Podcast* Devin and Ritchie discuss who they are and when they first met, their (sort of) mission statement for the podcast, Ritchie's lack of technology, getting older, and what Bob from La Bamba is up to. *We were working out the recording kinks so the sound quality could be better, and will be in all forth coming episodes....