Aye, Dead On

Aye, Dead On Podcast

A Northern Irish podcast that talks at great length about nothing in particular. So it does. Join hosts Jonathan Cardwell and Adam Fox as they discuss anything they can think of but come to no real conclusions or answers. Follow us on Twitter and Facebook, just search for Aye Dead On.


#045 - Would We Survive a Horror Movie?
Halloween is upon us/over so join us as we ask would we survive any number of spooky situations? Would we outwit Jason Voorhees? How would we beat thon It Follows monster thing? A third thing? Also, answers on a postcard as to what's in Adam's second drawer....

#045 - Which Of The Friends Would Be The Best Wasteland Companion?
So no-one told you life was gonna be this way. And by 'this way' we mean an apocalyptic nuclear wasteland. So we ask which of the core cast of Friends would be there for you, like they've been there before? What about when the rain starts to pour? Do you have the answer? DO YOU?Enjoy!@deadonpod...


#044 - Listener's Questions
You Q'd and you better believe we A'd those Q's. For context: https://youtu.be/UqWwsUhrFBw...

#043 - Getting to Know...Adam
A no holds barred, probing interview in which we find out on a scale of 1 to 10 what Adam's kink level is. Among other things.Thanks for listening, you cocaine b*tches....

#042 - Which Jim Carrey Hellscape Is Worse?
Liar Liar or Yes Man? Join Adam and JC as they get alarmingly caught up in the minutiae of these movie curses and eventually choose between not being able to liar or not being able to say no. Like, rate and subscribe on iTunes if you please, it really helps get more ears on the show. Ta @deadonpod...


#041 - Picking Sides
CHOOSE YOUR FIGHTER Adam and JC debate whether or not we'd join various dueling factions in your favourite pop culture properties, like Star Wars, X-Men and uh, whether current Rock could beat past Rock. Enjoy! @deadonpod...

#039 - What Would You Do If You Were Groundhog Day'd?
Ok campers, rise and shine! And don't forget your booties 'cause it's cooooooold out there today. Adam and JC get Groundhog'd and, as you'd expect, they go in a different direction than Phil Connors does in the movie. You might also think that a podcast about Groundhog Day would be released on actual Groundhog Day to get the most traction online. But that's not how we roll. Enjoy. Tell your friends. Share the life outta this. Ta! @deadonpod...


#038 - Ask Uncle JC
It's another Adam's Jotter episode as he has scoured the province for folks with burning questions, such as 'how many fingers is too many' for JC to answer as best he can? Which is not very well. Enjoy, tell your friends and REVIEW AND SUBSCRIBE. Ta. @deadonpod...

#037 - Creating a Superhero (For Profit)
Join us as we brainstorm ideas for a brand new superhero that will make us rich beyond our wildest dreams. Well, it might be one of those characters you just hear about in the movies but never see. Maybe get a Netflix series. Or a YouTube show. Or probably one of those knock off's you see in DVD section of Asda. Enjoy! @deadonpod...

#036 - What Would You Do In a Westworld?
In which JC has to constantly remind Adam what exactly a Westworld is. We indulge our deepest darkest desires, come up with various other ____world's and totally spend some time in saloons with old time-y prostitutes. Thanks for listening Subscribe and rate on iTunes, why dontcha? https://itunes.apple.com/gb/podcast/aye-dead-on/id1146407062?mt=2 Also, check out the socials @deadonpod...


#035 and a half - FMK extra
More conversations on who'd we'd bang, betroth ourselves to and straight up murder. Enjoy! P.S. Now I have to explain to my wife why I've Googled "Jet from Gladiators" @deadonpod Subscribe and review here: https://itunes.apple.com/gb/podcast/aye-dead-on/id1146407062?mt=2...

#035 - FMK
Join us as we get in deep with the ramifications of the f*ck marry kill suggestions from you, the listener. @deadonpod...

#034 - Batman v Batman v Batman v Batman
Input some data into the Batcomputer and join us as we work out who of the Batmen would win in a straight up deathmatch. Witness some terrible Bane impressions, hear us discuss the various Batmen's stance on killing and get on board a Batman themed ASMR start-up. All this and more. @deadonpod...


#032 - We're Doing a Clip Show!
Hello! Just a wee collection of our best bits...well, our funniest bits...well, the bits that weren't terrible. Enjoy! Don't forget to check out the socials. facebook.com/deadonpod twitter.com/deadonpod We're deadonpod on Instagram as well. And hit up podandulster.com too for more great NI podcasts and share us with your friends. Ta xxx...

#031 - Which Fictional Reality Show Would Be the Worst To Be Part Of?
Join us as we decide which fictional TV show would be the least fun to be a contestant on? Do we risk having the world see our every move on The Truman Show? Live in constant fear of soiling ourselves before being brutally murdered in The Running Man? Or take our chances in the Hunger Games where you could end up as a dog with a human face? These questions, and more, are poorly answered within. Enjoy! @deadonpod...


#030 - Never Have I Ever
Join us as we reveal things that we have never done and more importantly things that we have never not never done. Ever. What? twitter.com/deadonpod facebook.com/deadonpod Other episodes here: https://itunes.apple.com/gb/podcast/aye-dead-on/id1146407062?mt=2...


#027 - A Game of Skulls Part III
The concluding chapter in our sequel saga. How will Johan escape the clutches of a massive preying mantis? The answer is not what you might think. Or maybe exactly what you might think if you've followed us so far. Action, excitement, betrayals, anachronistic musical choices, it's all here. @deadonpod...

#026 - A Game of Skulls Part II
Our hero's noble quest continues. Moral quandaries, goblin families and Spandau Ballet's True. This episode has it all. And more. Actually, no. That's about it. Like, rate and subscribe. Leave us a wee review on iTunes as well if you could. Ta. @deadonpod...

#025 - A Game of Skulls Part 1
(Or The Quest For Adamus Part II, Part I) Our highly requested sequel to The Quest for Adamus. Catch up with all your favourite characters, like Johan, Vice Captain Snackbar and Keith Fishman as they embark on another epic quest to rid the land of the evil warlord, Golgaleth, who sounds like a right knob. @deadonpod xx...


#024 - Off Cuts
I know we come across as a professional enterprise, and that everything we do is pure audio gold. HOWEVER sometimes we record episodes that end up a bit rubbish and never make it to your ears. But that's not to say there isn't good stuff amongst said rubbish. Collected here is a selection of choice hilarity from episodes that were a bit poo. And it was a pain in the hole to edit, so you better bloody enjoy it. Will Smith's rap career, banging sex robots, and Adam's crippling coke addiction all tackled her...


#021 - Ramblechat
All filler, no killer. The one what does the editing was off on holiday so this is a short unabridged, unedited, uncensored episode. Normal service will resume next week....

#019 - Battle of the Eighties Robots
ACTIVATE! It's a kill or be killed scenario between your favourite robots from the '80s. And C3PO. Who wins? You decide. No, wait, we decide. It's a podcast. We can't hear you. Enjoy! Like, rate, subscribe, share, yada yada yada....



#016 - The Quest For Adamus Part I
In part 1 of an epic trilogy join King Johan of Cardwellia as he sets out to find the missing Prince Adamus, snatched by foes unknown. Along the way he'll encounter squinty goblins, amorous dwarves and dubious accents....

#015 - Drinking With the Avengers/Slow Zombies vs Fast Zombies
The last in the trilogy of Movie Questions We Answer In A Dumb Way. Which of the Avengers would be the best drinking buddy? We debate the merits of whether Iron Man would just be a mean drunk or how we could get Ant-Man to steal us beer. Using ants. Also, the ice cream versus AIDS question that is slow zombies V fast ones. Enjoy! Like, share and subscribe and all that. facebook.com/deadonpod @deadonpod on the Twitters...


#013 - You're Neo, What Do You Do?
Wee short one for you. Given all the powers of Neo (y'now, from The Matrix) what would you do? Become a god and save humanity or just force fed people loads of that cake that makes you spaff? Follow us on Facebook and Twitter, just search for Aye Dead On and you'll find it. Bye @deadonpod...

#012 - Music
Hello internet friends, come with us now on a musical odyssey. Find out what bands we love, hate, love to hate and hate to love. Guilty pleasures, the first albums we bought, best and worst gigs and find out which of us is a secret Nickelback lover. Tell you friends, lovers, enemies and co-workers about us. @deadonpod...


#011 - #Wrestling
A whole week earlier than planned, in a not at all cynical attempt to ride the Wrestlemania hype train, it's our #WRESTLING episode. As you may or may not have noticed, Adam likes to compare a lot of things to #wrestling, much to JC's chagrin and with complete disregard for JC's ignorance of the subject. But not anymore. Join us as we take a trip down memory lane; our earliest memories of wrestling, discussion on why a fake sport (ooh, controversial) is so beloved, and several 'are these real or made u...

#010 - Lord of the Rings (and also The Hobbit - boo!)
Fat elf. Bad Gandalf. Yer man that lights himself on fire. Pig Org. All your favourite Lord of the Rings characters are discussed in great detail right here. By the Sword of Zandaar! @deadonpod...

#009 - Weddings & Marriage
Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today to join your ears and this podcast. Do you, Listener, take this podcast to have and to hold, for richer and poorer, for better and usually worse for about forty five minutes? Like, rate, subscribe and tell your friends @deadonpod...


#008 - STAR WARS
Star Wars, nothing but STAR WARS. Join two pretty big Star Wars nerds as we explore the minutiae of that far far away galaxy. Is Lobot a slave? What would make Episode 1 better? And why does Ewan McGregor put so much emphasis on "Dooku." If you're reading this, @ me on Twitter with the word "deets" so I know you've listened. We're @deadonpod. Enjoy!...

#007 - Valentine's Day
Join two happily married men as we get all chatty about St Valentine and why Valentine's Day is balls/not balls in general. One of us is cynical, one of us less so. Flowers, dates and romance in general are all discussed in exhaustive* detail. Love you. @deadonpod *not exhaustive....

#006 - School Dayz
Join us as we remember just how much we loved our school days (not much as it turns out) and as we recount tales that we tried to make universal but probably ended up more 'do you remember this guy?' and 'what about the time that teacher pooed himself?' So tuck your shirt in, do up your tie and another uniform related thing I can't think of and listen to our SCHOOL DAYZ episode. Like, share and subscribe er'bady. @deadonpod...


#005 Would You Rather? (#dickfingers)
I'm so SO sorry about this. Find out more about your two hosts than you ever wanted to know as we answer disgusting hypotheticals from the darkest depths of the internet. Parental Advisory is required but for the love of God don't let your parents listen to this. I'm so SO sorry. We recorded this a while back and I had forgotten just how bad it was until I started editing it. I wouldn't be offended if you never returned to listen to further episodes. Again, so sorry. facebook.com/ayedeadon Twitter...

#004 - CHRISTMAS
Hello-ho-ho and welcome to Aye Dead On's first (and probably only) Christmas episode. Hear how we hate most of our work colleagues and actively avoid them at work Christmas do's, how ungrateful we are on Christmas day with the measly haul of presents you get as an adult and also how one of us projectile vomited up his turkey and sprouts during a family game of cards....

#003 Shower Thoughts
The shower; not just a daily routine where you wash your filthy filthy body but a chance to be truly alone with your thought(s). Join us as we play the hypothetical game and react and come up with solutions to the various thoughts we have in the shower, almost none of which are about touching ourselves. JC tries to navigate the increasingly difficult scenarios presented to him while Adam just wants everyone to know the size of his wang. Enjoy! Facebook: facebook.com/ayedeadon Twitter: @deadonpod Like, ...


#002 Learning to Drive
Mirror, signal and manoeuvre your ears around our DRIVING episode. Involving road rage, hood popping and a lot of giving the finger to other motorists who are definitely not us because we are perfect drivers who never do anything wrong or had to do their test 4 times before they passed. So fasten your SEATBELTS, get INTO GEAR and INDICATE whether you liked the episode by rating and subscribing. How are you liking these driving puns? Are they giving you the HORN? (I'll stop now) Facebook: https://www.fac...

#001 Internet Memories
Take a trip down memory lane to the days when the internet was still called the information superhighway and listen to two idiots reminisce about the first time they got internet in their parents house and what they did with it. I'll give you three guesses but you'll only need one. Join us as we talk about dial-up, chatrooms and uh...Tubgirl (don't Google it) (No, really. Don't) Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/deadonpod/ Twitter: @deadonpod...

BONUS EPISODE: Halloween
A spooktacular (ugh) bonus Halloween episode where we discuss killer clowns, awesome costumes and why Halloween is kind of like Switzerland. Enjoy! Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/deadonpod Twitter: @deadonpod...


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