Bleeding on the Page

Bleeding on the Page Podcast

Sam and Max, or Nitpix as they're collectively known on YouTube, like to critique and comment on your favourite TV shows and films. In Bleeding on the Page they put their minds together to create the scripts they want to see. With each episode a new tale is told, written by Nitpix, performed by actors, and served with live sound effects. From science fiction to buddy cops, and everything in between, Bleeding on the Page is an absurd look into genre, the art storytelling, and great movies.This is a Studio71 production. Producer - Jack Claramunt Exec Producer - Tom Payne & Jody SmithArtwork - Jack TongemanStudio71 is a Red Arrow Studios Company.

Talking Dinos with Trey The Explainer
In this episode Max and Sam research their next writing piece by interviewing palaeontologist Trey The Explainer. They learn about the online dinosaur art community, the species of pig lizards that used to dominate the world and some of the biggest dinosaur myths. They also review the Netflix film ‘Dolemite’ and the show ‘Living With Your Self’. They also announce the winner of the haiku competition.Send over any thoughts/ideas about the dinosaur piece to [email protected] and Max, or Nitpix as the...

Talking Dinos with Trey The Explainer
In this episode Max and Sam research their next writing piece by interviewing palaeontologist Trey The Explainer. They learn about the online dinosaur art community, the species of pig lizards that used to dominate the world and some of the biggest dinosaur myths. They also review the Netflix film ‘Dolemite’ and the show ‘Living With Your Self’. They also announce the winner of the haiku competition.Send over any thoughts/ideas about the dinosaur piece to [email protected] and Max, or Nitpix as the...

Oh What A Lovely Dog
‘Oh What A Lovely Dog’ Is a collection of poems written by Emma Hope O’Hara. She is back in the studio to read three of them and discuss her writing process. We also read out your haikus and discuss the unofficial Vince Gilligan trilogy, Wilder Napalm (1993), Home Fries (1998) and Hancock (2008). E-mail us at [email protected] and Max, or Nitpix as they're collectively known on YouTube, like to critique and comment on your favourite TV shows and films. In Bleeding on the Page they put their minds t...


Breaking Eggs
Breaking Eggs is a monologue written and performed by Max Bardsley. It’s about one man’s journey to buy some eggs on a Monday… or maybe it was a Tuesday. It definitely wasn’t Sunday because the shops close on Sunday and he was buying some eggs. In this episode we discuss ‘Shock Treatment’, the sequel to Rocky Horror Picture Show you didn’t know existed. We also review the Breaking Bad movie ‘El Camino’ in depth, scene by scene. To win a free genie and the boy t-shirt, e-mail us a haiku to [email protected]

The Joker
Max and Sam have seen Joker, and now they're going to talk about it. Warning there are spoilers, but these are well signposted!Sam and Max, or Nitpix as they're collectively known on YouTube, like to critique and comment on your favourite TV shows and films. In Bleeding on the Page they put their minds together to create the scripts they want to see. With each episode a new tale is told, written by Nitpix, performed by actors, and served with live sound effects. From science fiction to buddy cops, and every...

Tony Blair's First Day In Hell
Margret Thatcher gives Tony Blair an introduction to hell in George Pritchard’s ‘Tony Blair’s First Day In Hell’. He joins us in the studio to discuss his writing process. We break down UK political dramas and review the new Netflix Original show ‘The Politician’. We look at the unofficial Tony Blair trilogy (The Deal, The Queen and The Special Relationship) as well as House Of Cards, The Iron Lady and The Amazing Mrs Pritchard. Let us know what you’d like us to discuss at [email protected] and Max,...


I Didn't Do It
Two detectives. One suspect. But did he do it? ‘I Didn’t Do It’ is inspired by the new Netflix original ‘Criminal’. Max puts forth another Unofficial Trilogy ('War Dogs', 'The Big Short' and 'American Maid’) But what do they have in common? 'Downtown Abbey’ is reviewed in ‘What’s In The Cinema’ and the boys discuss the documentary series ‘Hip Hop Evolution’ and ‘Inside R-Kelly’. E-mail your thoughts at [email protected] and Max, or Nitpix as they're collectively known on YouTube, like to critique an...

I Didn't Do It
Two detectives. One suspect. But did he do it? ‘I Didn’t Do It’ is inspired by the new Netflix original ‘Criminal’. Max puts forth another Unofficial Trilogy ('War Dogs', 'The Big Short' and 'American Maid’) But what do they have in common? 'Downtown Abbey’ is reviewed in ‘What’s In The Cinema’ and the boys discuss the documentary series ‘Hip Hop Evolution’ and ‘Inside R-Kelly’. E-mail your thoughts at [email protected] and Max, or Nitpix as they're collectively known on YouTube, like to critique an...

Mosquitos and Sharks
Sam and Max have new plans for Bleeding On The Page, they talk through their ideas for future writings, review Heavy Metal (1981), Doctor Foster (2015) and a trilogy of films where adults perform on stage with children. Email us at [email protected] and Max, or Nitpix as they're collectively known on YouTube, like to critique and comment on your favourite TV shows and films. In Bleeding on the Page they put their minds together to create the scripts they want to see. With each episode a new tale is ...


Mosquitos and Sharks
Sam and Max have new plans for Bleeding On The Page, they talk through their ideas for future writings, review Heavy Metal (1981), Doctor Foster (2015) and a trilogy of films where adults perform on stage with children. Email us at [email protected] and Max, or Nitpix as they're collectively known on YouTube, like to critique and comment on your favourite TV shows and films. In Bleeding on the Page they put their minds together to create the scripts they want to see. With each episode a new tale is ...

The Crepe King
When Neil proposes to his girlfriend, everything seems perfect, up until he meets her father. What follows is a psychological thriller centred around crepes. This is old short film script that has been adapted for the first time into audio. The script took a year to write and takes inspiration from Mighty Boosh, Black Mirror and Inside Number 9.Sam and Max, or Nitpix as they're collectively known on YouTube, like to critique and comment on your favourite TV shows and films. In Bleeding on the Page they put ...

Tiddlywinks
Max and Sam have a pop at making a comedy sketch show, mainly influenced by Monty Python. Listen to us pretend to be cabbages, Star Trek officers and upstanding human beings.This is a Studio71 production. Producer - Jack Claramunt Exec Producer - Tom Payne & Jody SmithProduction Support - Phie McKenzieSound Design - Oliver McAuleyArtwork - Jack TongemanStudio71 is a Red Arrow Studios Company.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information....


Knackered
Jane and Becky owe rent, but that’s the least of their problem. Becky has to end her relationship with her boyfriend and cousin, Thom. Meanwhile, Jane tries to sell moon cakes. This time Max and Sam look at the Sit-Com genre, discussing Bottom, Sex And The City, Absolutely Fabulous, Broad City, Girls, and Two Pints Of Larger and a Packet of Crisps. Written by Samuel Jones and Max Bardsley, with performances by Bianca Beckles-Rose and Lola Jones, with live music and sound design by Oliver McAuley.Knackered W...

The Black Dog
Richard hate his dog. He hates his goofy eyes, his clumpy paws and he hate his advances on his wife. The Black Dog takes inspiration from Chris Morris, Good Omens, The Second Coming and unfortunately Wish Upon. Sam and Max also review Booksmart and Sex Education in this mini episode.Watch List:Good Omens (2019)The Second Coming (2003)Wish Upon (2017)This is a Studio71 production. Producer - Jack Claramunt Exec Producer - Tom Payne & Jody SmithProduction Support - Phie McKenzieArtwork - Jack TongemanStudio7...

A Simple Game Of Chess
It used to be simple. Gary had his beautiful wife, Marie. He worked a decent 9-5 job, he had his chess and he had his freedom. When the Prawns came… everything changed. This time Max and Sam look at the British dystopian genre, discussing Russell T Davies’s new dystopian family drama, Years and Years, Children Of Men, Doomsday, 1984, Brazil and the travesty that is Mortal Engines. Written by Samuel Jones and Max Bardsley, with performances by Norton O’hara and Marianna Panagiotakis, with live music and soun...


Inside My Tux Shop
Colin Pimlico owns a tux shop. His dickie bows are damp, his top hats are dusty, his cufflinks are rusty and his broken coat hanger room is filled with broken coat hangers. When he gets a visit from an unexpected customer, he is thrusted into a Stephen King gothic confrontation. Inside My Tux Shop takes influence from obscure Stephen King adaptations, such as The Dead Zone, Gerald’s Game, 1922, 1408 and 11.22.63.With sound design and music by Ollie McAuley.Sam and Max, or Nitpix as they're collectively know...

Bigger Than Fish
Curtis Mooner has lived in Poddington village his whole life. But unbeknownst to him, he is about to go on a Science Fiction pilgrimage unlike anything he is used to. Bigger Than Fish takes influence from Steven Spielberg, Douglas Adams, Twilight Zone and Junior. Written by Max Bardsley and Samuel Jones, with performances from Ollie McAuley and Emma Hope O’Hara, with live sound mixing and design by Jordan Peters.Sam and Max, or Nitpix as they're collectively known on YouTube, like to critique and comment on...

The Embrace (The Official Bleeding on the Page Trailer)
Sam and Max, or Nitpix as they're collectively known on YouTube, like to critique and comment on your favourite TV shows and films. In Bleeding on the Page they put their minds together to create the scripts they want to see. With each episode a new tale is told, written by Nitpix, performed by actors, and served with live sound effects. From science fiction to buddy cops, and everything in between, Bleeding on the Page is an absurd look into genre, the art of storytelling, and great movies.This is a Studio...