Chubbies Podcast

Chubbies Podcast Podcast

The Late Night Show for your Monday morning

The Usted of Dabs
Episode 99 brings a change to the Bad Monologue and a Script Readoff begging a city council for change. Also what celebrity food combos should follow in the success of the Travis Scott burger and did Millennials finally kill Millennials kill articles?...

Life Streaming
Episode 98 reveals a new trend sweeping the... well one guy did it... LIFE STREAMING. Streaming your whole life, aka Phil's worst nightmare, aka what chat then voted Phil has to do. We cover the future of streaming, what it means, and then rate the rant of an impassioned chicken wing fan....

UNWRITTEN RULES
Episode 97 comes on the wings of inspiration. A home run makes baseball players sad and we take their queue to create some unwritten rules that will keep other people from being too good at stuff. Also, some opinions you certainly won't agree with, a new found respect for Rebecca Black's lyrical prowess and a Girl Scout Cookie debate and investigation....


The Great Hot Dog Debate
On Episode 96 things get HEATED as everyone presents their most controversial opinions. Are comic book movies cool? Are hot dogs good? Was Grant Marek competent? Also, we pitch the world's most revolutionary restaurant ideas and Harvey wakes from his slumber to deliver some sage wisdom. Plus food for thought, is Phil's mantle of bleakness to blame for all of 2020? We think yes....

Chubbies Creates the Perfect Outfit
On episode 95 Joey reads some old tweets, the KFC Crocs are back but the market is VOLATILE and we come together to make the world's greatest possible outfit all from styles we want to see brought back. Bonus challenge to anyone who can draw it. Also, Microsoft buys TikTok, we create the perfect social media platform for 2050, and we make celebrity super kids....

Kentucky Fried Fashun
PLEASE EXCUSE DEVON'S ECHO. On Episode 94 Devon likes his audio so much he feeds it through twice, we discuss the #1 fashion trend of the week- Fried Chicken Crocs- and we revisit our previous opinions on the life of the digital nomad in a world that has drastically changed. Plus Mason does an impression well for once, and we discuss the brand collaborations the world truly needs. Oh yeah, and aliens are real. But we told you that months ago.    To see the video of this episode and watch us live Wednesdays ...


We're Back
We discuss our time off, Mason moves across the country, Joey’s life changes because of a photograph and Tik Tok witches hex the moon. Plus we debate the most millennial moment of quarantine and come up with this week’s most brilliant marketing ideas....

Mice People
Episode 92 answers a question that has been one everyone's mind, does Joey know how money works? Also human mouse hybrids are real, Tom and Mason get artistic, and frozen Phil makes his hopefully final appearance....

Michael Jordan's Pants
Episode 91 includes so many demerits Joey almost loses his bucket hat. Also, is Michael Jordan the defining athlete of our generation? Why does he wear the biggest pants in the world? And what we would all do if we had to take some time away from Chubbies. Plus, things we're keeping from social isolation even after it ends and a joke without a punchline.   Video: https://www.facebook.com/chubbies/videos/553663472006416/...


MURDER HORNETS
Episode 90 is BUZZWORTHY. Get it? We discuss all the seminole moments of our online youth, screen names, Limewire, Phil's search history and then our stock expert Harvey comes by to tell us why to buy high and sell low. Also, how short is Joey really? And how come we aren't talking about the fact that aliens are here? The truth is revealed. And murder hornets are here, they're scary, and we must save the bees....

The Face of Chubbies (ft. Will Cheesebro)
Episode 89 features a man that used to be known simply as, The Legend. If you know Chubbies, you know this face, what you might not know is that Will Cheesebro is exactly who you'd think he is. He is the type of guy who will risk run ins with the police just to jump off a sea wall to get a video when the camera isn't even rolling. He'll get swept out to see on an inflatable orca during a riptide in shark infested waters and simply ask what shot you want next. For the generations of Chubbies models that have...

Chubbies Reviews the Internet E2
Another video watch party where we break down the best content the Internet has to offer. Watch the whole episode here: https://www.facebook.com/chubbies/videos/699267370818179/   In this episode we discuss: Salad Fingers E1: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M3iOROuTuMA Chubbies Synchronized Swimming: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_PlrNLhyFCI CZN Burak: https://www.instagram.com/p/B91pY0znoqq/...


NEW SERIES: Chubbies Reviews the Internet E1
SOUND THE NEW SERIES BELL. *Bell rings*. We are gathered here today to unite the Chubbies content team and find the best videos, ever, on the Internet. Old videos. New videos. In between videos. Maybe sometimes not even videos. But probably mostly always videos. If you want to watch the episode and see the videos for yourself you can here:  Full Episode: https://www.facebook.com/chubbies/videos/1467254596794705/   If you want to watch each individual video , you can find those here: Schfifty Five: https://w...

The Thumb Club
In Episode 88 we crown the defining symbol of the millennial generation. We also get the audience involved for advice from the Chubbies team and determining a winner to the one line quarantine movie pitch competition. Use the code "CHUBBIESPOD" for $10 off our site until midnight EST Monday April 13th.    Also, want to hang with us? We're doing trivia live on Facebook Wednesday at 8pm EST, the podcast live on Facebook Thursday at 7pm EST and a happy hour on our Instagram live at 5pm EST Friday.  www.faceboo...

The Thumb Club
In Episode 88 we crown the defining symbol of the millennial generation. We also get the audience involved for advice from the Chubbies team and determining a winner to the one line quarantine movie pitch competition. Use the code "CHUBBIESPOD" for $10 off our site until midnight EST Monday April 13th.    Also, want to hang with us? We're doing trivia live on Facebook Wednesday at 8pm EST, the podcast live on Facebook Thursday at 7pm EST and a happy hour on our Instagram live at 5pm EST Friday.  www.faceboo...


Thanks, Internet
Episode 87. We're BACK. What'd we miss? In a very different episode the full original podcast crew is back at it but all from their own homes. Grant Marek makes his return for Things Grant Definitely Doesn't Know But Will Try to Explain with Confidence Anyway Episode 1 Million. Everyone provides some Shart Tank pitches for social isolation, Joey delivers a Bad Monologue and we deliver an ode to the Internet. What would we do without it?   JOIN US for Trivia on our Facebook Live Wednesdays at 8pm EST, 5PST a...

Conversation with an OG Chubster (ft. Jared Freid)
Stand up comedian Jared Freid stops by Chubbies HQ to fulfill a lifelong dream. We discuss his early days as a Chubbies fan and his career from TFM writer to touring comic and Bachelor Live Screamer. Plus, ideas for new reality shows and where the relationship between reality and reality shows end up.    Check Jared out: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/jaredfreid/?hl=en Twitter: https://twitter.com/jtrain56 Website: https://jaredfreid.com/   Join the Chubbies Podcast Family: https://www.chubbiesshorts....

A Chubbies Pod Announcement
Episode 85 opens with the saaaaad news that for the time being we'll be moving to a monthly model. Which means that while each podcast will be infused with extra glory, there will be less of them. We will still be there for you the first Monday of every month. And we'll pepper in extra episodes when we can. BUT THIS EPISODE is not lacking, because on it Phil solves the world. Mason plans a secret trip, and Joey grows a goatee. Also fashion bring backs, cell phone belt clips, a tiny food review, a conversati...


The World's Greatest Conspiracy
Hey... psssst... shhhh... listen. Don't let anyone know you're listening to this. Maybe we should have given it a more discrete title... I'm not sure. But Phil and Joey were doing a little freestyle pod when they stumbled across one of the biggest secrets in human history. They were talking about the Super Bowl and Disneyland and sharing betting stories and were about to get into the Oscars when they realized the big secret that the powers that be don't WANT you to know. We tell you here. Then Phil dispels ...

The Chubbies Super Bowl Commercial
Episode 83 is a #freestyle and we discuss the Chubbies Super Bowl Commercial that never was, what we'd like one to be, and whether Joey should buy the billboard above his friend's house. Also a window into Mason's world and why you should always get to the no.  Join the podcast family: https://www.chubbiesshorts.com/pages/podcast *Due to unforeseen circumstances the first gift cards haven't been sent out yet. They should be coming soon. We were going to deliver them via carrier pigeon but my "boss" told me ...

Guy Fieri vs. Nickelback
We open the show on a somber note before proceeding to your regularly scheduled silliness. At long last Professor Phil gets his syllabus out to teach us the definitive history of the weekend, we introduce Super Bowls of ___ and the showdowns get HEATED. Plus our spirit animals of the week.    Join the Podcast family: https://www.chubbiesshorts.com/pages/podcast...


Million Dollar App Ideas
Resident Chubbies youth culture experts Hunter Leeming and Elizabeth Abreu stop by to school Phil and Joey on what dating apps are cool, what social media apps are in and how cool people speak. Plus, everyone pitches their own ideas for new social media apps and we discuss Mason's debut as Joey's barber.    Join the Podcast family: https://www.chubbiesshorts.com/pages/podcast...

Human Alarm Clock
EPISODE 80 IS HERE. We've made it this far and we've realized the secret behind all technology. Circular innovation. We discuss this intellectual break through and await our Nobel Prize. We also have a secret Santa surprise and Devon tells us all about niche supervillains.  Join the podcast family: https://www.chubbiesshorts.com/pages/podcast...

Putin’s Poutine Protein Pints
Episode 79 may not have included any planning, preparation, or segments but it does include ALL OF OUR BEST IDEAS EVER. I'm sure some investors are listening and if you want to get in on the ground floor of Swimming Helmets, Life Rehab or Pints of Poutine Protein then hit up Phil or something.    Join the Podcast Family email list. First gifts are coming this week: https://www.chubbiesshorts.com/pages/podcast...


The Last Podcast of the Decade (feat. Trevor Wallace)
Comedian Trevor Wallace joins us for an interview (38:52) to celebrate THE FINAL PODCAST of the 2010s. Before the interview we discuss all things New Years. New Years around the world, New Years resolutions, and our favorite moments from this year of the podcast.    See more of Trevor's work below: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com/ https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCc35WvHmQjLE8NN4Y_ITmUQ https://www.instagram.com/trevorwallace...

Out of Art (feat. Kaseem Bentley)
Episode 77 is the debut of San Francisco based comedian Kaseem Bentley which means our editors had a LOT OF WORK. In the portions of the interview we were able to air Kaseem details his unique path into comedy and also which character from Malcom in the Middle Tom looks like. We also do our State of the Holidays 2019.   Join the Chubbies Podcast Family: https://www.chubbiesshorts.com/pages/podcast...

The Coast Guard and THE SICKLE
*VERY COOL INTRO GUITAR RIFF* *RADIO GUY VOICE* Weeeeelcome to COAST GUARD + THE SICKLE the world's most ELECTRIC RADIO SHOW. Today we've got JOKES. SPOTIFY WRAP UPS. And UBER FOOD TRENDS. Everything you need to know about the past year, oh yeah, and we TELL THE FUTURE. Plus one of our past guests almost fights a maniac and we invent ANTI-POWER MOVES. YeeeeHAW. *SAME COOL GUITAR RIFF*   Join the podcast family, GIFTS ARE IMMINENT: https://www.chubbiesshorts.com/pages/podcast...


The Future of Fashion
Chubbies Designer and former Jay-Z employee Sydney Hawes stops by to tell us about how fashion is created, what the future looks like and categorizes the style of each Chubbies podcast host. We all take offense. Also we discuss how the short shorts wave is coming back to basketball and how we deserve 100% of the credit. That is not up for debate.    Join the podcast family! We are 10 new list subscribers away from sending everyone their first gift: https://www.chubbiesshorts.com/pages/podcast...

The Chubbies Musical Experience
Well Phil has gone rogue and our album leaked, but at least it's THIGHBER MONDAY and the deals on our website are LIVE, shop here: https://bit.ly/2rKeP1e to get great deals, free gifts, and support the podcast....

The Content Revolution
On Episode 73 we get real casual then speak about two things we are actually experts in. 1. The current era of content creation and content marketing. 2. Matthew McConaughey. Plus we unveil King Saul and the Bard Philliam Shakespeare himself.   Join the podcast family. We're very close to your first reward email: https://www.chubbiesshorts.com/pages/podcast...


ok boomer
Episode 72 sees the return of Tom the MARRIED Man Montgomery and with him all of his zen. Our metal ass chakras were aligned for the whole show as we discuss his honeymoon, his private wave, things that shouldn't exist and Vegas. Plus, Thanksgiving movie preview scripts, the "ok boomer" phenomenon and an exposé on Honey Buckets.   Join the podcast family, gifts are imminent: https://www.chubbiesshorts.com/pages/podcast...

Matthew McConauGRAM
Episode 71 is less of a podcast episode and more of a demarkation of the moment our entire world shifted around the black swan event known as Matthew McConaughey launching his Instagram page. To celebrate that fact we do, indeed, get some howdies goin'. We also break down all things Instagram including the removal of the activity feed, the infinity stone of creeping on your significant other. Also, Autumnal lists, Phil's Chinese Ebay shoes, and more bad Mason impressions.   JOIN THE PODCAST FAMILY: https://...

Horses IN THE BACK
Episode 70 is Phil's first sign of life since enduring what he describes as the Millennial Apocalypse, and no, Instagram didn't crash. Also we discuss where you should keep your horses, give life advice, and pitch the hottest new clubs in town all while being completely naked and totally afraid.  JOIN THE PODCAST FAMILY: https://www.chubbiesshorts.com/pages/podcast...


DeLonge Shot
Episode 69 proves the existence of aliens, ghosts, evil spirits and pop-punk activism. IT'S ALL TRUE. We also discuss the origins of Halloween and give you everything you need to make sure you appease Samhain and all the Druid priests this fall.  JOIN THE PODCAST FAMILY: https://www.chubbiesshorts.com/pages/podcast...

DeLonge Shot
Episode 69 proves the existence of aliens, ghosts, evil spirits and pop-punk activism. IT'S ALL TRUE. We also discuss the origins of Halloween and give you everything you need to make sure you appease Samhain and all the Druid priests this fall.  JOIN THE PODCAST FAMILY: https://www.chubbiesshorts.com/pages/podcast...

Return of the Tank
Listening to episode 68 is the best chance you have to get rich. You asked for Shart Tank to return, well, be careful what you wish for because it's back and now we all have to become titans of industry... even if we sign our lives away... which we are all doing daily. We discuss Terms and Conditions and we have the premier of Mase D's Master Class followed by the weirdest What's Your Deal with Harvey ever... until the next one.    This is the link you used to bring back the Tank, submit feedback and sign u...


Things Grant Still Doesn't Know
Episode 67 marks GREAT RED RETURN. Grant Marek, original Chubbies Podcast host and current Editorial Director at SF Gate, returns with his unnecessarily ornery attitude and need for beer. There is a burritoful surprise, more things Grant doesn't know, and a lot of that famous explaining with confidence anyway. If Chubbies podcast history exists, this is a part of it.  Want to be notified of exciting podcast news and exclusive deals? Give us your email here:  https://www.chubbiesshorts.com/pages/podcast...

The Chubbies Hall of Fame (ft. Urijah Faber)
Episode 65 features an interview with UFC Hall of Famer Urijah Faber (36:52) who is now the FIRST EVER CHUBBIES HALL OF FAMER. We do not know what that means yet. But he said he's got our back. So DON'T MESS WITH US. We also debut another hit song, "City Lights (Goodbye)" (21:17), discuss millennials flocking to the suburbs and create our very own robocalls (27:58). You don't need to answer that random call from the # you didn't recognize. You just need to play this podcast. And give us your social security...

GHOST STORIES PT. 1
On Episode 65 Joey is joined by Lindsay, Tater, Kit and GHOSTS. Also fake Avril Lavigne rears her slightly different head, we discuss finstas, and then we give you advice on how to break up with people and clean your kitchen. All of this is IMPORTANT BUSINESS KNOWLEDGE.   https://www.chubbiesshorts.com/pages/podcast https://www.chubbiesshorts.com https://www.twitch.tv/chubbiesshorts...


Mason + Joey Ask For Help (ft. Hally Leadbetter)
Episode 64 welcomes NATIONAL CHAMPION and Senior Producer of Digital Content at Golf Digest, Hally Leadbetter, whose lifetime golf stats make Mason sad. We ask her for free stuff and talk about life as golf royalty. Also, your ringtone sucks. YOU KNOW IT DOES. So we re-imagined it and got all acapella with it. You want to download these ringtones and play them in a movie theater? You can with the link below: https://we.tl/t-o2Rxb06oUZ Finally,  millennials have changed up the proposal game and we walk throu...

Taylor Swift Robot
Episode 63 brings the good news that WE'RE GONNA LIVE FOREVER, according to science, kind of. Harvey comes back on the radio for a historic What's Your Deal. Plus we discuss millennial fandom, power moves, and provide you with some of the worst pitches of all time.    Want to join the podcast family and get exclusive Chubbies deals? Want to tell us what segments YOU want to hear? All that goes down right here: https://www.chubbiesshorts.com/pages/podcast...

Do Not Call List
Episode 62 deals with one of the most pressing issues of our time, 'WHY THE HELL ARE THESE ROBOTS CALLING ME AND HOW COME MY FRIENDS DON'T?" We also change the rules to sports, discuss what we are the best at, and Phil gives a dramatic makeover to a famous movie scene....


The Punter's Formal (ft. Tampa Bay Buccaneers Punter Bradley Pinion)
Episode 61 is brought to you by REGGAE DOG. We discuss the debate over childless millennials at Disneyland, give money saving tips on food, and answer some of your questions. We  are also joined by Tampa Bay Buccaneers' Punter Bradley Pinion who gives us insight into one of the most secret fraternities in sports. It's like the Skull and Bones secret society except it's more Foot and Balls.  https://www.chubbiesshorts.com/ https://www.twitch.tv/chubbiesshorts https://www.instagram.com/bpinion05...

Never Give Up. Never Quit. (ft. SSG Travis Mills)
Episode 60 welcomes a very special guest, Purple Heart and Bronze Star recipient Travis Mills. Travis is one of only 5 quadruple amputees from the Iraq and Afghanistan wars and he has turned his story into inspiration and action, launching the Travis Mills foundation. Travis is a New York Times best selling author and motivational speaker, he is also funnier than Joey, and he makes that well known. We hear Travis' story, and how it intersects with Chubbies and then he and Phil face off, Mills to Mills, in s...

You're My Shirt Boy Blue
Episode 59 brings the first ever CHUBBIES ADVICE SECTION into creation and its glory is as long and billowing as a beard curtain. Everyone is happy to be back in the studio and they celebrate by putting Joey on trial for pretty much being awesome. Yes I write these. Also we take you behind the scenes of how we name things and how bad Grant was at it. Plus: Millennials. Are they as bad with money as everyone says? Every seems to think so, but I'd bet you my next 10 bad investments they're wrong.    https://w...


Millennialville
Episode 58 does some investigative journalism as Part 2 of the Chubbies Roadshow heads to a city that could be the most millennial place of all. Will Joey get his vegan swimming pool? Are bats cooler than scooters? WHO IS SCOOTER MAN? Everything Austin is answered. And then we do a bracket to determine the most Austin thing of all.  http://chubbies.com/ https://www.twitch.tv/chubbiesshorts...

Florida MEN (ft. Danny Hughes)
On Episode 57 the Chubbies Podcast becomes THE CHUBBIES ROADSHOW as Mason and Joey podcast from the private theater of a mansion in Kissimmee, Florida. We thoroughly cover Florida Man, recap an amazing photoshoot with several Chubbies Man Model winners, and are joined by the guru of that Man Model group, Danny Hughes, who inspires us with his wisdom and some words on how to get the best out of life.    www.chubbiesshorts.com www.twitch.tv/chubbiesshorts...

The Nude Zone (ft. Minnesota Vikings TE + Chubbies Man Model David Morgan)
Episode 56 is both a hum AND A DINGER. Chubbies Man Model Winner and Minnesota Vikings Tight End David Morgan comes on (53:30) to tell us about his journey to modeling fame, life in the NFL, and road runners. An ice cream trucks turns against influencers. And we dive into the intricacies of the French nude community. Plus secret discounts, crazy videos and Phil's mantle of bleakness meets the trailer for Cats. Me...YOW.    www.chubbies.com Chinese Firework Video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N7wmmQ5dRlk C...


The Gang Storms Area 51
Episode 55 requires ALL OF THE TIN FOIL HATS. We get so deep on conspiracies we realize that conspiracies are conspiracies. Think about it. We commit to storming Area 51 to pick up some aliens and also come up with a new business idea- ELON'S MUSK. The scent of the season. Rounding out the show are discussions about Joey's new haircut, Mason's tattoos, and Phil's dark dark heart.   https://www.chubbiesshorts.com https://www.twitch.tv/chubbiesshorts...

The Strangest Things
History is made on this episode as Phil invents a move that will revolutionize thumb wrestling forever...for the worse. Also Joey actually hosts well, we discuss the GLOBAL, CROSS INDUSTRY, implications of Kawhi Leonard's free agency decision and in honor of Stranger Things, we discuss the strangest things. Plus, millennial birthdays and THE GREATEST PARTY SUPER TEAM OF ALL TIME. And no, it's not you and your friend who is really good at yard games....

Chubbies Radio
Every song WE'VE EVER MADE including a HOT NEW JAM for your Sunday Stokies....


4th of July Spectacular
Episode 52 IS ALL FIREWORKS BABY. Millennials are getting horny (oh no). Our producer has his first kiss. And we talk about the origin of the company and what the 4th of July means to us. It all closes with us revolutionizing an industry as we create THE STATE UNFAIR. It's like life. Now watch your friend get 10 grand while you get punched in the kidney.   https://www.chubbiesshorts.com/ https://www.twitch.tv/chubbiesshorts...

Harvey Sashimi
Episode 51 brings the long awaited return of Harvey the stock guy who helps us prepare for the apocalypse. We also discuss Millennial dads and their lack of tools. Can they even DIY? SHOULD THEY EVEN DIY? Who knows. Also a game of Antiques Road Show and Tell and Joey gets mad at Ryan Seacrest. Hungry? Have some of that beef.  https://www.twitch.tv/chubbiesshorts...

Generic Testosterone Fueled Obtuse Sporting Event
Episode 50 is an episode so legendary you'll puke in your fitted hat. We discuss Phil's third life crisis, the nostalgia of AIM, and which celebrities we'd like to fight. Then Mason pays his Game of Thrones debt and we sparks fly with the most POWERFUL, EXTREME, RAGETASTICAL script read off ever. We close by answering some viewer questions and giving away a free pair of trunks. If you'd like to take part in that, watch us here every Wednesday at 3pm PST: https://www.twitch.tv/chubbiesshorts...


don't even bring Drake around me
On Episode 49 we solve burnout, scold Mason, and knight a new king of Chubbies. We also tell you what is coming back culturally and answer some live Twitch questions which almost lead us to fisticuffs. Will we fight? Who knows. Who would win? We actually have a pretty good idea.   https://www.twitch.tv/chubbiesshorts https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCSJRqPvf2jo4a-m--vlJrPQ https://www.chubbiesshorts.com/...

Bee Podcast
On Episode 48 Phil slowly loses his mind by way of bees. Everybody eats carrots and Tom makes a heavy pitch for moving to Bakersfield. Also we invent new subscription services, popular shows, and do some SPORTS TIME with NON fans. Not to spoil it, but at the end it turns out that everyone was just bees....

Resting Grumpy Face
On Episode 47 we bring back fan favorite Tater to answer such important questions as, "do you understand that insanely specific Lisa Loeb reference Mason made?" and "why does Mason put deodorant on his shoulders?" We invent summer resolutions, you're welcome, and admit what our elders got right. Finally, Game of Thrones stuff before we can all just stop talking about it....


Ted Finally Talks
Episode 46 answers some of life's most important questions, like what will a millennial nursing home look like? And are any of these jokes remotely funny? Luckily our friend Ted stops by for some talks and we're all smarter now thanks to it. You want to get smarter? Go ahead and press play on this award winning business podcast....

Mason Robinson vs. The State
Episode 45 gets positively LEGAL as we read an in depth analysis of Mason's legal standing from our new podcast lawyer. Also Grant is gone, officially, and we discuss whether millennials are more faithful than other generations. We go with yes. So you better clear out your DMs. Also, campaign promises, businesses we tried to start, and an opportunity to help us out with something. Get in there and make your Monday better....

Grant's Last Episode
Episode 44 is a tough one for the team as they prepare to say farewell to the Red Legend. The man with so many nicknames we couldn't possibly list them here. A gentleman who has done a lot for both Chubbies and the Chubbies podcast. It is the finally episode for Grant "the GUY" Marek. Several surprises are in store as we celebrate Grant's time at Chubbies and wish him the best in his new career where he lives out a childhood dream. Grant doesn't know many things, but he knows that we appreciate him. Good lu...


A Special Hug
Episode 43 catches Phil day after his birthday and Joey and Grant the day after one of the great sporting events of all time. We're tired. But determined, as it is the episode where we all grow up and get "the talk" in the very first Birds and the Bees with Brangy G. We also learn about "deleting", show our ages, pitch dream mergers and examine one of the more peculiar facets of Grant's psyche....

We're Very Sorry
On Episode 42 we do something we promised we'd never do. We actually apologize. BECAUSE we missed a week, everyone needs to punished. And it gets... kind of intense. Especially Mason's hairless armpits and Grant's vomit. Also we re-write Tom's voicemail, dissect Millennial Monopoly, and discover the origins of a certain plant....

Walking Phoenix
Episode 41 features Joey, Phil and Tom, but most importantly it marks the debut of business expert Harvey, whose invaluable business advice is the key reason why this business podcast, which is definitely about business, is the best business podcast ever. We also have Phil's Dank Memes Tutorial, we discuss the Joker trailer, and we dissect why millennials aren't, well, doing the dance as much as other generations. The real reason might surprise you. Unless you know more about step stools than you let on......


Scannable Killer Whale Unit
Episode 40 features CONSIDERABLY LESS YELLING because (thank the Shlord) Joey is not on it — instead Grant tries his hand at hosting a second time and makes the podcast 100% about him, including a hilarious Grant’s Monologue, an all-time great Things Grant Doesn’t Know, and a hall of fame Mason v Grant Accent-Off (did we mention he also wrote this summary?). Also: we talk Top 10 stressors for Millennials, and Chubbies Stores czar Lindsay Leaver makes her podcast debut....

THE SHLORD OF THE RINGS
Episode 39 brings back the Chubbies Top 40 Hit Creation and gives Mason and Joey a chance to heal their wounded song bird egos. It also features our first ever live brainstorm, a peak into the Chubbies content team psyche, and a new twist on Make Me Laugh. Also our Millennial Zone looks forward to the next generations. Do we hate them already? Is that okay? Will they really use Phil's feedbag? All the natural questions you are asking will be answered, along with your hopes and dreams. Plus, SHLORD IS BACK....

Man In Business Suit Levitating
In Episode 38 Mason learns what daylight savings is, we debate hamster wheels for kids, and form the most fun mob ever to support chill legislation. Also, we get all millennial and do a March Madness style emoji bracket to determine the greatest emoji of all time. It's an upset. But it feels right. Then we get REALLY BUSINESS LIKE, with new segments "What Would You Say You Do Here" and "The Work Speak Translator." And we cover some of the weirdest questions from the NFL combine and make everyone take a Wond...


A Baby Star is Born
Episode 37 is the episode that CHANGES.MUSIC.FOREVER. We introduce the Chubbies Top 40 Hit Creation (33:00) and it is a battle for the ages. Joey and Mason vs. Phil and Grant in a battle to make the most catchy, most awesome, most convincing hit song ever. Leading up to that crescendo of sonic amazingness is a bad monologue, the casual dress revolution, types of Uber drivers and an Urban Dictionary definition off. Oh yeah, then Mason and Grant draw horrible horrible self portraits. Anyway, see you at next y...

Adult Gamers
Episode 36 changes podcasting and entertainment forever. You like sitcoms? How bout one that happens in UNDER 2 MINUTES. You like cereal? Phil eats salad bowls of it. You like surprising people by digging through their phones without their prior knowledge? Yup, that happens in here too. Also, adult gaming, a bad monologue, Dr. Phil's Surgeries That Should Exist, and everyone's catch phrases.  And now, Winnebago man: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WDQQfBrSUs0...

The Bakersfield Bidcast
Episode 35 answers some very important questions like: why does mail exist? Who is Grant anyway? And "is this legal?" Zen Master Tom and Dark Lord Phil are in full swing and Joey immediately forgets how to talk. Will that keep our bidcast down? No. Nothing can keep down a bidcast. We practically INVENTED the damn things....


The Mantle of Bleakness
AND SO BEGIN THE DAY TERRORS. Episode 34 is a turning point in the life of Phil Mills, as it appears to be the exact moment that he slips into the cold embrace of nihilism. Luckily to help cheer us up we have Lauren, the First Lady of Chubbies, and a big surprise for Mason. Also a bad monologue, designer babies, make me laugh and two free motivational cassette tapes. Maybe it's not so bleak after all....

Big Big Guys Guys
In Episode 33 we expose ourselves for what we truly are: BIG big guys guys. And big Valentine's Day for under $20 guys. Also, Grant ghosts our conversation about ghosting, Tom and Joey face off in Lifestyles of the Rich and the Famous: SAN FRANCISCO STYLE and we settle our bets and announce the winners of the Chubbies Swimsuit issue. OH YEAH plus all sorts of business white papers about ROI and ROAS and ACRONYMS....

Tom's Driving Moccasins
CONSPIRACIES. THEY EXIST. Or DO they? Episode 32 holds the answer. Enjoy listening to this on your phone WHILE YOUR PHONE LISTENS TO YOU. Also DNA tests, a lot of Kentucky news for some reason, and Tom gets a new best man thanks to the podcast....


Fear and Loathing in San Francisco
Episode 31 is a roller coaster of emotion as we all open up about what we’re afraid of and learn that nothing is scarier than Grant’s fears. Also, millennial workspaces, OUTER SPACES, and Superb Owl prop bets. This one is a real HOOT. AMIRITE?!?! Okay, owl show myself out....

Mason Pays the Price
And the price is... A BIG SPICY ONION. It hurts more than we expected it to, but Episode 30 is not for the faint of heart or thin of enamel. Debts are paid, scooter stories are told, the monologue almost gets good and we discuss the concept of the Millennial Nomad. Also ATTENTION SHOPPERS: we have some very bad impressions incoming. I'M WALKIN' HEEEEEUUUHHH....

DROP AND GIMME 49
Episode 29 means it's time to follow up on four days worth of committing to resolutions and FAILING MISERABLY. It also includes some onion chopping, some onion tears, and some onion bets. Who will eat the onions? Only time will tell. Also, an airline pilot script read off, A CONTEST YOU CAN WIN, a bad monologue and a conversation about selfies... so slap on your duck lips and pick your three favorite filters- it's Chubbies Podcast time....


2018 Recap Show
2018 was without a doubt the best year in Chubbies Podcast history. It was also the first year in Chubbies podcast history, but that is unrelated. We wanted to celebrate by putting together a highlight reel of the best things that happened in the studio we consistently destroy. In this episode you will hear royal decrees, the worst impressions competition of all time, spoken word poetry, Tom's engagement story, the most powerful power moves in Chubbies history, Grant attempting to read a teleprompter and of...

Jingles Shlord
At long last Episode 28 has come, bearing New Year's resolutions so all our podcast hosts can finally become better people. Christmas Grant delivers a Christmas Miracle. Tom unveils his alter egos Jingles and SHLORD, and Joey makes his glorious return bringing with him tales of the illustrious San Diego Hammer. What does any of this mean? You'll have to listen to find out. Also College Football Bowl Games, patenting dance moves, and a controversial DOUBLE PHYSICAL CHALLENGE. This episode is everything and m...

CONSHUSHNESH
Episode 27 marks the debut of Mason Robinson host extraordinaire. Will his monologue be better than Joey's? Will he be able to control his voice? Control the podcast? Control HIMSELF?! Could he ever? ANY MORE QUESTIONS?? It also marks the debut of Chubbies legend Tater, and the return of Dr. Phil's Surgeries That Should Exist But Thankfully Don't Because They Are Nightmare Fuel. We determine the best way to text and are visited by a few budding radio DJs and one confused contestant for Mr. Monestary. Are yo...


Radical Dishonesty
Episode 26 keeps it real. Perhaps too real. Phil is nothing short of stunning in the first and hopefully last edition of his new segment, “Dr. Phil’s Surgeries That Should Exist.” The Millennial Zone gets downright RADical as we discuss, use and then immediately abuse the privileges that come with the notion of radical honesty. We go zero-to-unappreciative real quick as we attempt to commiserate with fans who submitted descriptions of the worst Christmas present they’ve ever received. And finally, we conclu...

A Lenient God
Episode 25 sees the unveiling of Joey Avery, lenient God, and man who doesn’t know how to say the word “museum.” We cover the screen time generation. Grant “explains” the Fed. And we do our most inspiring locker room speeches. Inspiration that both Grant and Mason take into their most grueling physical challenge yet, a slurpee sip off. Listen. Enjoy. Make their brain freeze worth it. There may even be a gift in this episode FOR YOU....

Thanksgiving Special
HAPPY THANKSGIVING. We at the Chubbies Podcast are thankful for you this holiday season. So to show that we have put together this brief Thanksgiving special that you can play at the kitchen table in front of all your guests in which Grant will gobble like a turkey to multiple different directorial prompts. It's what Sarah Hale would have wanted....


Power Moves
Episode 24 is POWER. MOVE. CITY. We break down the greatest power moves in Chubbies history. Phil eats seaweed snacks. And we dissect how millennials deal with their digital footprints. Have you ever Googled yourself? Keep safe search on. Anyway, we might be able to get Phil to retire if you help us. And we profess our love to Grant, Civil War era love letter style. It’s a treat....

Friendsgiving
Episode 23 is a bonafide Friendsgiving since we’re all friends and talking around a table and it’s November. We discuss what Friendsgiving is, its origin, and how that one friend you barely even like keeps getting invited even though he makes a shit autumn yam. We also power rank holidays, fight over New Years, and do our first ever sports and tech segments. If you can’t get your dog to come when you call it, we recommend a Tesla, the perfect car for regaining your false sense of authority....

Parody of the Parody Man
Episode 22 means SCORES. WILL. BE. SETTLED. We yay or nay some of your tweets, put Grant's LinkedIn bio on the line, and Joey responds to the airing of Grievances. It's a FESTIVUS MIRACLE. Also, are millennials better at understanding facts? Or is that an opinion? The difference between freeways and highways and of course, an open call to get Gilbert Gottfried on the show. #getgilbertgottfriedontheshowisthishashtagtoolong?...


Grant "Hosts" the Podcast
Grant is a big nervous guy for his hosting debut and he starts off by totally blowing it. With Joey out everyone decides to gather round the Festivus pole for an airing of grievances and we tell the story of sneaking onto Alcatraz to make an N64 themed video. Also Tom bring us some Zen, and complains about not being mentioned enough in episode descriptions. Okay Tom. Have it your way Tom. TOM. TOM. TOM. TOM. TOM....

Millennials Kill AGAIN
Say cheeeeeeese! ACTUALLY DON'T. Because those wacky zany millennials are back at it again and they've got cheese in their cross hairs. Also, Tom and Grant orchestrate political hits on one another, Pithy Witticism makes his first apperance, and and Phil gets cursed out by a telemarketer. Add on one of Joey's bad monologues and bring binoculars into the physical challenge and what do you get? An almost torn hamstring for Mason. That's what you get....

Tom Ruins Everything
Could Episode 19 be our last ever??? Nope. But it almost was considering Tom completely ruined this recording along with everything else. Before Tom's melt down we were able to speak with the winner of the first Chubbies podcast fan competition, Dr. Troy Andreasen (@inlandbreastandbody). We also discuss the millennial attention span, airplane pullups, and how Grant is a cheat and man of ill repute....


The Chubbies Winnebago
Episode 18 brings a mythic character to the forefront of Chubbies lore, the Chubbies Winnebago. Where is it? What was it? Why in the HELL is it gone? Also, Would You Rathers get weird, Joey gets grilled and we debate Halloween. Does dressing up in a costume make you an irresponsible Millennial that doesn't want to let go of childhood? The answer is no but some un-fun writer and Phil both think maybe....

STUDIO DESTRUCTION (again)
We are biiiiiiig podcast guys and on Episode 17 we use that energy to shatter things all over our studio... again. We also get Travoltified, discuss side hustles in the millennial age, and have a legitimate business opportunity if you want to get rich, change the world, and let us take credit. Ball is in your court... Don't blow it....

Joey Defends It All
Episode 16 sows discord amongst the ranks of the podcast as cars are smashed literally and metaphorically. Thankfully Joey's optimism brings us up and Tom’s Metal Ass Zen segment brings all the boys to the yard. We do our first ever best weekend competition and dissect the sharing economy and what it means to millennials, and Mason’s shower....


Beers 'n Dogs (feat. Joey Chestnut)
Episode 15 features the greatest athlete of all time, Joey "Jaws" Chestnut and we ask him some speed round questions about life as the hot dog champ (34:00). Robots finally try to takeover for Joey "No Cool Nickname" Avery who comes back with his raddest monologue ever. We find out what the most millennial jobs are and Phil + Tom are dispatched into the field to give us some on the ground reporting. Also Grant tries to beat John Travolta at teleprompter reading and both he and Mason try to become Christophe...

Grand Theft Yachto (feat. Kelvin Davis)
Episode 14 brings in some STAR POWER as we are joined by Chubbies Man Model winner and modern day Derek Zoolander, Kelvin Davis (@notoriouslydapper). We learn about life as a world renowned model, and what it feels like to have Grant almost kill you. Also Joey finally gets his showdown with a joke robot and we dissect the concept of Bachelor Parties through the ages which leads us to learn what happens to Phil after he's had a few "beers for the guys"....

Joey vs. Robots
Episode 13 makes it clear that everyone is losing their jobs. Mostly Joey, but still everyone, except maybe Grant since robots can't work from home. Also, we interview Phil and a Chubbies customer who we flew out to join our Fantasy League. Plus the story of Mason screwing up his first company offsite and Grant having a run in with the TSA. Fear. Humor. Defeat. Something for everyone....


Foliage
Things we do on episode 12 - Have secret code words - Fire two of our co-hosts - Revolutionize the wedding registry - Explain an ill-advised business decision   Things we don’t do on episode 12 -. Judge - Sincerely congratulate Grant on the biggest moment of his podcast career...

Laybrom Jaynes Favorite Podcast
Episode 11 is full of milestones, a child takes his first steps, a man drops to a knee, and Phil berates an airline service agent who was just trying to do her job. Speaking of planes, Tom pukes on one and a case of airport sushi foils some very important plans. We also have life hacks, our first ever Weekend Warrior award and we consider the prospect of moving in together. Should we do it? Of course we should. PODCAST HOOOOUSE....

STUDIO DESTRUCTION
On Episode 10 of the Chubbies Podcast journey we decide to completely ruin our podcast studio, Grant fails to explain the Bill of Rights and we find out how much he loves plants. Which is a lot. Grant loves plants. Do you like jazz names? How about pancakes? Do you like relative under preparation and potential injury? You'll love this episode almost as much as Grant loves plants....


The Joy of Missing Out
Episode 9 brings us two new segments, two secret segments, and multiple opportunities for the Chubbies Podcast team to argue with one another. Christmas Grant gets loose on some bushes, everyone provides valuable life hacks and Insta inspiration, and we learn how bad Mason is at spoken word poetry. Where did Joey leave his skin? Listen to find out!...

Welcome to the Shart Tank
WE LOST JOEY. But we found some great, ground floor investment opportunities in the Shart Tank. Grant shows off his English major and everyone is very impressed with how much he clearly still knows about the English language and Tom Monkgomery levitates over from the monastery with some very important words. Kit makes her Chubbies podcast debut and everyone offers some important advice on LinkedIn recommendations....

The Gang Gets Rich AND Famous
Episode 7 of the Chubbies Podcast journey is a wet one. We almost destroy all of our equipment. We tell 4th of July stories. Joey brags about being on TV, and Mason gives you the keys to getting rich quick, or at least two ideas how to, even though you probably wouldn't get rich, and if you did it would take long, and we copyrighted the ideas already I think, and is this a run on sentence? It doesn't matter. This episode has everything. A monologue. A challenge. A story. A riddle. That whole get rich quick ...


Robot Clubbin'
On Episode 6 of the Chubbies Podcast journey we are treated to a couple of new secret segments and show off how we take feedback: bitterly. We also impose some harsh rules on Grant, barrage each other with backhanded compliments, and consider the possibility of AI popularity contests. Finally the podcast member that gets out of work the most is exposed and we hear what it’s like when Joey gets heckled on stage. Hope you brought some pepper………. CUZZZZZ WE GET SALTY ON THIS ONE....

Shorts in Space
On Episode 5 of the Chubbies journey we detail both feats of SCIENCE and MARKETING. Yes, in one episode we discuss creating a phone tree, and sending shorts into space. We also do a commercial voiceover challenge, read a script made by a robot, discuss our favorite avatar millennial influencer and wonder what it all means. As always there is a bad monologue and for the first time ever... there is a hidden Creed duet at the end....

Spontaneous Meditation
In Episode 4 of the great Chubbies Podcast journey we reflect on a holiday we created out of nothing, Julyber Monday, where everyone works for a long time and PHIL DOESN’T GET TO PEE. Also, could Twitch make gamers jocks? And can Tom and Mason jump chairs like Bill Gates? As always Joey regales us with an awful monologue and Phil tells us about the time he dislocated his shoulder at a public gym. Oh yeah. And Tom leads us in some guided breathwork....


ARBITRAGE
Episode 3 details the paths that our anti-heroes took to Chubbies, and we find out how Grant found himself in a naked NBA locker room. Also Phil rolls down a hill, Joey delivers his worst monologue to date, and Grant puts on a display in not knowing a word he uses every day. We discuss gender reveals and introduce our first EVER physical challenge, leaving both Mason and Grant with a bruised coccyx… and ego. Everyone hulk smashes the bing bong and Grant has a very special announcement....

Male Witches
In Episode 2 of our journey the marketing inexperts of Chubbies detail their get rich quick scheme: high school newspapers. Also Jimmy Buffett wears Chubbies and everyone loses their mind. We learn that Phil is a filthy sailor and the Millennial Zone takes us to a minor league baseball game for a major league OWN SESH. Joey slides in some dirty monologue jokes and everyone reflects on the brilliance that is Grant’s concept of Male Witches. Mason purposefully eats into the microphone and also a story about a...

Exploding Fish
THE EPISODE THAT STARTED IT ALL. The very first step in your journey towards building your shorts empire, and living life in the fast lane. In this episode we discuss the difficulty of manufacturing fun, and how sometimes that means going on exploding fish expeditions. Also the Millennial Zone runs the team through a Wu Tang Name Generator and Grant tries to explain the Internet. Joey depicts his robo-calling past and we discover that it’s hard to make a vomit blaster. Finally, the crotch of Chubbies, you’v...