Dear Albie

Dear Albie Podcast

Albie and Chris Manzo have a new advice show. Kind of. They at least have this: Chris digs up old advice column questions that they try to answer. More often than not, it goes off the rails and becomes tips on how to greet naked aliens when a question was about table etiquette. Join Albie and Chris -- along with a rotating cast of friends and family members -- as they dispense advice you may not even know you needed.Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands

We have a new studio, Chris is back, and meet Urbano!
We've set up Studio B (working title) in the Berkeley Oceanfront Hotel -- and with it comes new guests. Chris is back...but are you ready for Urbano (who has been called a mix between Chris and Greg Bennett) and Brie? Click play to find out. Subscribe to the show and never miss an episode. Rate us if you love us! And check out DearAlbie.com to see all our episodes and send in your questions! Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands...

Mom and dad are here!
Caroline and Al are back! We have a big announcement that will mean more Chris, mom and dad opine on bridesmaid COVID etiquette, general COVD etiquette, sheep riding, and more! DearAlbie.com for all your podcast needs Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands...

Terrible First Job Stories
Candice, Jules & Christine are here!!! And we're getting into your terrible first job stories.PLUS-- an update on the sheep ride. Want to be part of the show? Ask a question? CHIME??!! ---> DearAlbie.com Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands...


If it's war you want, it's war you shall get
Action-packed episode with Mom & Jules. Albie has huge life news. Markie won't stop wearing costumes and the community is on the verge of war. WHOSE SIDE ARE YOU ON?!?!?! (DearAlbie.com <-- to drop your replies and comments) Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands...

Mailbag!!!
Albie is nearly forced to get engaged beause of an airplane, Christine ruins someone's wedding, and we answer your questions!! DearAlbie.com for all your needs, wants, and desires. Also shoutout to our episode sponsors -- Thrive Causemetics and Botany Farms! Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands...

Help us find a guy for Christine!
We're finding a guy for Christine and need your help! The lights went out but we still made it work! Seriously, this whole thing we did in the dark. Jules/Candice & Christine are all here! DearAlbie.com Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands...


The first (extremely) NSFW Dear Albie
Guys, this was not the intention, but its the first NSFW Dear Albie. You've been warned. (DearAlbie.com <--get your questions to us) Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands...

The first (extremely) NSFW Dear Albie
Guys, this was not the intention, but its the first NSFW Dear Albie. You've been warned. (DearAlbie.com <--get your questions to us) Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands...

Lauren shows up and ruins everything
Candice is here, Al's going to give a commencement address then Lauren shows up and ruins everything. Be part of the show: DearAlbie.com Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands...


Lauren shows up and ruins everything
Candice is here, Al's going to give a commencement address then Lauren shows up and ruins everything. Be part of the show: DearAlbie.com Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands...

The Social Distance Dating Episode
We asked for your best social distance dating stories... and you delivered. Wowee. Here they are. Be part of the show: DearAlbie.com Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands...

My friend sent screenshots of my husband liking someone else's photos
Albie/Caroline/Jules deep dive into the mailbag, Questions this week include: What do you do when your friend sends you screenshots of your husband liking someone else's photos? How do you deal with a friend who talks behind your back? WHAT IS TIKTOK?? And we get an update from a Dear Don episode from long ago... Check out the new website! (we're paying good money for it!): DearAlbie.com Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands...


My friend sent screenshots of my husband liking someone else's photos
Albie/Caroline/Jules deep dive into the mailbag, Questions this week include: What do you do when your friend sends you screenshots of your husband liking someone else's photos? How do you deal with a friend who talks behind your back? WHAT IS TIKTOK?? And we get an update from a Dear Don episode from long ago... Check out the new website! (we're paying good money for it!): DearAlbie.com Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands...

Welcome to Season 2: "It's for insertion!"
We're back! Al/Jules/Candice come out strong with the first episode of Season 2. Normally we would have a fun description here but, uh, apparently people use a wand of some kind to clean their...um...well, just listen. AND THEN GO VISIT DEARALBIE.COM -- because we made a site and we're not sure what else to do with it. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands...

Welcome to Season 2/"It's for insertion"
We're back! Al/Jules/Candice come out strong with the first episode of Season 2. Normally we would have a fun description here but, uh, apparently people use a wand of some kind to clean their...um...well, just listen. AND THEN GO VISIT DEARALBIE.COM -- because we made a site and we're not sure what else to do with it. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands...


The Season 1 finale and a big announcement!
We're back! Albie lets the cat out of the bag on a big announcement that has kept him away from the community the last 2 weeks & we wrap up Season 1 of Dear Albie Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands...

The Season 1 finale and a big announcement!
We're back! Albie lets the cat out of the bag on a big announcement that has kept him away from the community the last 2 weeks & we wrap up Season 1 of Dear Albie Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands...


Litter boxes and... we launched a website for the show!
Jules and Chels are here! We tackle some unanswered questions about the now-famous litter box and if you have a job, should you watch what you post on your Instagram page? PLUS -- BIG NEWS... we got a website! YAYYYYY!!! SO if you want to be part of the show... go to DearAlbie.com. New era!! Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands...

Litter boxes and... we launched a website for the show!
Jules and Chels are here! We tackle some unanswered questions about the now-famous litter box and if you have a job, should you watch what you post on your Instagram page? PLUS -- BIG NEWS... we got a website! YAYYYYY!!! SO if you want to be part of the show... go to DearAlbie.com. New era!! Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands...


Pyramid schemes and proper poop positioning (while in a moving vehicle )
Mom is back! Jules is back! We're trying to be as normal as possible here for a nice little outlet for everyone (full disclosure -- we recorded this one at the end of May, so just go back a few weeks in your brain). We have a listener email that includes a peacock butt tattoo and a littler box. And an argument about how to properly position yourself when you poop in a car. ...this is normal. Be part of the show: [email protected] Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands...

Pyramid schemes and proper poop positioning (while in a moving vehicle )
Mom is back! Jules is back! We're trying to be as normal as possible here for a nice little outlet for everyone (full disclosure -- we recorded this one at the end of May, so just go back a few weeks in your brain). We have a listener email that includes a peacock butt tattoo and a littler box. And an argument about how to properly position yourself when you poop in a car. ...this is normal. Be part of the show: [email protected] Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands...

Stay Safe!
Albie speaks! Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands...


Stay Safe!
Albie speaks! Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands...


Quarantine Special #13: We're on Pleasure Island!!
It's episode 101!! Candice addresses a little bit of hate mail about her gambling habit, a listener had a bluetooth issue while listening to our flaccid dildo episode, we dig a little deeper into Disney Pride weekend, we answer some mask-wearing judgments, and more! Plus, we still have a sponsor! BetterHELP.com has stuck around! --> Get 10% off here: BetterHELP.com/dearalbie Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands...

Quarantine Special #13: We're on Pleasure Island!!
It's episode 101!! Candice addresses a little bit of hate mail about her gambling habit, a listener had a bluetooth issue while listening to our flaccid dildo episode, we dig a little deeper into Disney Pride weekend, we answer some mask-wearing judgments, and more! Plus, we still have a sponsor! BetterHELP.com has stuck around! --> Get 10% off here: BetterHELP.com/dearalbie Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands...

Our 100th Episode!!!!
It's our 100th episode!! And Albie realized that juuust before he hit record on what would've otherwise been a Dear Don. We reminisce on the OGs of the early days and who to have back for a reunion celebration. Plus, Albie grills mom on why the Markie pics have slowed down on Instagram and how she deals with haters on social media. And we get the instant classic line: "If you don't know how to play in the sandbox, get out" We also got a sponsor we like! Special thanks to BetterHELP.com for supporting the ...


Our 100th Episode!!!!
It's our 100th episode!! And Albie realized that juuust before he hit record on what would've otherwise been a Dear Don. We reminisce on the OGs of the early days and who to have back for a reunion celebration. Plus, Albie grills mom on why the Markie pics have slowed down on Instagram and how she deals with haters on social media. And we get the instant classic line: "If you don't know how to play in the sandbox, get out" We also got a sponsor we like! Special thanks to BetterHELP.com for supporting the ...

Quarantine Special #12: Spring Break!!!
Albie, Alex, Chelsea, and Candice miss spring break. And travel. And pretty much everything. Plus, what is Gay Disney? We got Candice DealDash.com credits, and ALEX AND CHELSEA STARTED A FOOD BLOG!! Come be part of the show: [email protected] Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands...

Quarantine Special #12: Spring Break!!!
Albie, Alex, Chelsea, and Candice miss spring break. And travel. And pretty much everything. Plus, what is Gay Disney? We got Candice DealDash.com credits, and ALEX AND CHELSEA STARTED A FOOD BLOG!! Come be part of the show: [email protected] Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands...


Quarantine Special #11: "Want to see some boobies?"
Should you tell your ex-boyfriend's mom that he sent you a dick pic? Should you tell your current girlfriend if you got a pic of an ex's boobs? Plus, Chris wants to give away Real Housewives memorabilia from his mom's basement to listeners. Is the statue of David's penis size intimidating? And more! Send us your questions! [email protected] Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands...

Quarantine Special #11: "Want to see some boobies?"
Should you tell your ex-boyfriend's mom that he sent you a dick pic? Should you tell your current girlfriend if you got a pic of an ex's boobs? Plus, Chris wants to give away Real Housewives memorabilia from his mom's basement to listeners. Is the statue of David's penis size intimidating? And more! Send us your questions! [email protected] Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands...

Quarantine Special #10: Chris, Candice, and the gambling ring
Chris is here! Candice is kind of here! And we have a lot going on. Albie is concerned we're swearing too much (based on itunes reviews), Candice is addicted to these Facebook group raffles, and Chris found some weird stuff in his apartment, where he keeps his scarves. Send in your questions! [email protected] Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands...


Quarantine Special #10: Chris, Candice, and the gambling ring
Chris is here! Candice is kind of here! And we have a lot going on. Albie is concerned we're swearing too much (based on itunes reviews), Candice is addicted to these Facebook group raffles, and Chris found some weird stuff in his apartment, where he keeps his scarves. Send in your questions! [email protected] Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands...

Quarantine Special #9: The Mount Rushmore of Dear Albie guests
It's the Mt. Rushmore of Dear Albie guests — Chris, Candice, and Chels! (sorry Jules) — together for the first time! Albie and Chris can't get haircuts, Candice can't get eyelashes, we get a question about co-worker sex dreams, we debate a woman who may just be in a hopeless relationship...until a big twist at the end! And puck you, miss! Email us and be part of the show: [email protected] Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands...

Quarantine Special #8: It's Groundhog Dayyyyy!!
Caroline and Albie marvel at "Peak Adorable" Markie. Plus, The Don reveals the origins of her popular quarantine cooking videos on Instagram, Albie learns about paracetamol from a Scottish listener (and gets really into saying " loo "), is there a "freakout" conspiracy on grocery store playlists?, Australia loves us!, and more! Be part of the show: DearAlbie [email protected] (...or send in your recipes to [email protected]!) Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands...


Quarantine Special #7: Mailbag with mom and dad!
Caroline and Al are back and we're opening up the mailbag full of your quarantine questions! Is it okay to not feel bad about missing senior year milestones? Have you played Dear Albie Quarantine BINGO? Have you ever been told you don't deserve Christmas presents? Be part of the show: [email protected] Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands...

Quarantine Special #6: The 36-inch white cock, with dad
It's our latest quarantine special, starring Al and Albie! Dad talks about how the quarantine is affecting the Brownstone and reveals he's currently forgoing his salary to help pay the staff. PLUS, the story of the 36-inch white cock temporarily shorts out Albie's brain; we answer a listener question about a sugar hoarder at the local Aldi; and another listener "question" about a shart in Target while wearing a short skirt. Be part of the show! [email protected] Advertising Inquiries: https://red...

Quarantine Special #5: Dear Don!
We're back! And Caroline and Albie are here with an update on how The Don is handling quarantine, her secrets to keeping it together, and a mailbag question that has nothing to do with lockdown! Send in your questions: [email protected] Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands...


Quarantine Special #4: That time Albie and Chelsea went to the Museum of Sex and bounced on boobs
Chelsea is back for a fourth straight show! And we are moving off coronavirus stuff and on to... -Albie depriving everyone of water -a woman who works in a mattress store and has to keep covering for someone who can't drive in the rain because of a car accident...from 35 years ago -Albie and Chelsea reminisce on the time they went to the Museum of Sex and bounced on boobs -a red-headed listener wonders why guys don't compliment her in bars on her beautiful red hair ...and more! Be part of the show: Dea...

Quarantine Special #3: "What Day is Today?"
Chelsea "meets" Candice in our third day of quarantine shows... and it's only because Caroline finally lifted the "social distancing" measures on Candice because she flew to Orlando with the cheer team -- despite everything else in the world being canceled. PLUS: Chelsea addresses the "engagement pink" nail polish; her thoughts on everyone saying Albie set up vacation like they were going to get engaged; and more! Be part of the show: [email protected] Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.co...

Quarantine Special #2: Chelsea Meets the Don
We open up the quarantine mailbag and meet Stephanie, whose family is ditching her Mexican wedding...BUUUTTT HERE'S THE TWIST: the coronavirus is likely going to thwart her plans and move the wedding to the U.S... so should she re-invite them? Plus Chelsea's getting a lot of compliments on her voice (and her drawing skills) and did Albie rip-off Ellen Degeneres? Be part of the show: [email protected] Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands...


Quarantine Special #2: Chelsea Meets the Don
We open up the quarantine mailbag and meet Stephanie, whose family is ditching her Mexican wedding...BUUUTTT HERE'S THE TWIST: the coronavirus is likely going to thwart her plans and move the wedding to the U.S... so should she re-invite them? Plus Chelsea's getting a lot of compliments on her voice (and her drawing skills) and did Albie rip-off Ellen Degeneres?Be part of the show: [email protected]

Quarantine Special #1: Chelsea Meets Chris
What happens if you discover your husband has been stealing Mike Birbiglia's standup routine as his own day-to-day jokes? We get a question about it in the first of our Quarantine Specials, from mom and dad's basement. PLUS: Albie's girlfriend Chelsea meets Chris. Is that Gator-Ade color yellow or green? Albie did a weird thing with song lyrics to his friend! And more!! Be part of the show: [email protected] Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands...

Dear Don: Manzo Quarantine, Sibling Rivalries, Fighting with Lauren and Dad
First off... nobody worry -- we have all the cheese we need to get through this quarantine thanks to Vito. Caroline helps Albie answer a timely question about some siblings who aren't very tight. And she gets at him and Lauren for texting her separately about a fight they had earlier in the week. Plus: it's impossible to fight with Al Manzo aaaand we didn't watch the reunion but we have a teaser!! Be part of the show: [email protected] Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands...


"Everyone's going nuts and now I have no toilet paper"
It's the coronavirus (and accidentally sending a BJ video) episode! -Is Candice's cheer trip to Florida going to be cancelled? -Boss Jules is a germaphobe and has a quickly-dwindling and pillaged drawerful of wipes and Purell -We answer a question about an accidentally-sent BJ video, which Albie calls "the gold standard" of listener emails. -New rule: when something messed up happens to you, you come to us first! Be part of the show! Tell us what you're doing to prepare! [email protected] Adv...

Manzo siblings Sunday dinner, starring Lauren and Chris
So we thought, "let's do a Sunday dinner episode," since everyone is home and hanging out and the studio is in the basement. BAD IDEA. Lauren gets drunk, Chris is an enabler, and things devolve pretty quickly... then go downhill from there. Nobody is safe, not even Hall & Oates. WARNING: This episode is much more explicit than the others. Be part of the show: [email protected] Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands...

Albie makes Intern Jules cry
The end of Intern Jules? We get into your questions and all of that but... is this the end of an era? Albie declares that the team has decided that the "intern thing" doesn't work for them anymore, but what does it all mean???!!! Be part of the show: [email protected] Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands...


Did Albie get engaged on his vacation?
Can Albie Manzo take his girlfriend on a lavish vacation to a resort where they put a rose petal path to your tub and come back not engaged? According to friends, family, tabloids, websites, DMs, Candice, and bloggers -- there has to be a ring. So...did he do it? Find out in here! PLUS: Candice had the worst turbulence ever on a trip to Florida and threw up four times. AND THERE'S MORE!! Be part of the show: [email protected] Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands...

Can you stand up during a Billy Joel concert?
Chris is back, and that was a good thing... until he spoils "Don't F**k With Cats" for everyone. But we forgive him, because he convinces Caroline that an airline just for kids (and one just for adults) is a great idea. He also boasts that he's more famous than Candice and Intern Jules, he says he can do a great Rich Wakile impression but then doesn't do it, he's disgusted at people who stand during Billy Joel concerts... and more! Be part of the show: [email protected] Advertising Inquiries: htt...

Honeymoon 1984, Starring Dad and The Don
Caroline and Al join the show! And we learn to regret it, as mom and dad recount their honeymoon in San Francisco and Hawaii, which teetered on disaster thanks to pigeons, an expired license, a rented picnic basket, a missing limo driver, an untimely medical condition that turns Albie red with embarrassment...and there's actually more! PLUS: Enemas, Sarah Palin, diarrhea -- it's our honeymoon episode!! Be part of the show: [email protected] Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands...


Dear Don: A dental hygienist with a crappy dentist boyfriend
Albie and Caroline answer a question from a dental hygienist about her on-again, off-again dentist boyfriend. Who may be a terrible person. Maybe. We wade through the bullet-pointed issues involving co-workers not knowing the dentist had a girlfriend, a "no social media pics" policy, solo conference trips to Vegas, and more. Be part of the show: [email protected] Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands...

To cheer or not to cheer (with the flu)?
Alex is back (Greg Bennett's fiance) and we have a tremendous update on "the cuck" from a few episodes ago. Plus, Albie might cancel his overly romantic vacation because of a swollen ankle. And man, did we get a lot of replies about Candice's flu cheer team. Like a LOT a lot. It still seems insane, but the community doesn't seem to think so. Be part of the show! [email protected] Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands...


Page Six interviews Albie live on-air
We're joined by special guest Chelsea Hirsch (@chelseabhirsch on Twitter) from Page Six, who grills Albie on Caroline's Super Bowl commercial, digs into his reality TV experience, reveals some tricks of the trade, and we even get to a question about virginity! Very packed show!! Write in and be part of it all: [email protected] Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands...

Puking on airplanes and an accidental outing
A Dear Albie community member potentially outs herself as the ghostwriter of the infamous "no thank you" note and we finally get to your airplane stories, where it turns out people do an awful lot of throwing up (and more) at 30,000 feet. Write in! [email protected] Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands...


Dear Don: Should I stay or should I go?
Caroline is back! And we have a question from a homesick listener who wants to come home to New York but her boyfriend and job prospects are all in Florida. Plus, a Dear Don update from an early listener. Be part of the show: [email protected] Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands...

Threesomes and thank yous
Imagine if you were sitting in a car listening to our podcast...and the question was about you. That happened and we get into the details. Plus, the thank you card debate rages on and is re-gifting okay if the gift is something really nice? Be part of the show! [email protected] Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands...

Thanks...but no thanks
A thank you card wedding fiasco and the Don calls someone a prude. Albie is shocked. It’s a good one! Be part of the show: [email protected] Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands...


Alex and Greg's wedding plans, Markie breaks the internet, baby carrot update and more!
Greg's fiance Alex joins the show and we get the scoop on the latest wedding details, like: will they be swapping last names? Where will the reception be? Is Candice invited? Did they stuff their dog Deloris after her passing? Also we get into Markie breaking the internet on Barstool, an update on the baby carrot & some of your questions! Be part of the show: [email protected] Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands...

Happy New Year everyone!!
It's a New Year's recap and...well...we're all over the place. We discuss some of our favorite moments and Candice pats herself on the back for clapping when the plane lands. Happy New Year everybody!! Be part of the show: [email protected] Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands...


We meet the guy who runs SiriusXM's Christmas channel!
We're joined by special guest Human Numan, who runs SiriusXM's "Holiday Traditions" channel. We talk Christmas songs, caroling, and then get weird with listener questions about discovering a vibrator, family holiday celebrations, and when to tell your kids Santa isn't real. Send in your mailbag questions! [email protected] Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands...

D*ck pics, charity sponsors, and selling mom's hair
We receive our first d*ck pic and Albie is horrified. We get to the bottom of the mini pigs once and for all. This is an awesome mess of a show, but it's brought to you by our own listeners: HelloGorgeous.org and CTDanceConservatory.org. Be part of the show!: [email protected] Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands...


Abby vs. Albie and an idea that may get us into trouble
Albie is intent on gifting everyone these mini-pigs (and Candice is all for it), a listener is mad at the real "Dear Abby" so Albie and Candice upgrade her questionable advice, HAPPY BIRTHDAY INTERN JULES!, and a big sponsorship announcement that involves everyone listening. Podcast sponsor revolution! Be part of the show -- for real: [email protected] Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands...


Candice almost starts a brawl at a youth football game
Candice tells Albie about how she almost started an all-out brawl at her son's youth flag football game, after the other coach accused her team of having first-graders on it. It's awesome. Plus, is the ghost back? Albie gets "tucked up," and more!! Be part of the show! [email protected] Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands...

Candice almost starts a brawl at a youth football game
Candice tells Albie about how she almost started an all-out brawl at her son's youth flag football game, after the other coach accused her team of having first-graders on it. It's awesome. Plus, is the ghost back? Albie gets "tucked up," and more!! Be part of the show! [email protected]

fights football youth flag candice manzo albie rhonj


Chris has some things to say
Chris is back! Again! It's almost like it's a thing! And he wastes no time calling shots on what Dear Albie has become. Listen and decide: Are you Team Albie or Team Chris? Send in your questions: [email protected] Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands...

"How Rude!" Chris is back, pineapple mix-ups, wedding party pins -- it's The Rude Episode!
Chris is back! And just in time for The Rude Episode: from people asking Chris if he's "Albie" to bad RSVP practices. Plus, are the Manzos, as a family, rude? Aaand we get a listener email from a teacher whose classroom pineapple decorations caused a pretty incredible misunderstanding with the parents of a student. Write in and be part of the show! [email protected] Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands...


"How Rude!" Chris is back, pineapple mix-ups, wedding party pins -- it's The Rude Episode!
Chris is back! And just in time for The Rude Episode: from people asking Chris if he's "Albie" to bad RSVP practices. Plus, are the Manzos, as a family, rude? Aaand we get a listener email from a teacher whose classroom pineapple decorations caused a pretty incredible misunderstanding with the parents of a student.  Write in and be part of the show! [email protected]

real housewives chris candice manzo albie laurita rhonj

Dear Don: "I Hate Social Media"
The Don -- Caroline Manzo! -- answers a question from a listener who has two friends with a feud so nasty that it's spilled into "unforgivable" territory on social media and one is now suing the other. What do you do when you're caught in the middle? Find out! And be part of the show: [email protected] Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands...

Dear Don: "I Hate Social Media"
The Don -- Caroline Manzo! -- answers a question from a listener who has two friends with a feud so nasty that it's spilled into "unforgivable" territory on social media and one is now suing the other. What do you do when you're caught in the middle? Find out! And be part of the show: [email protected]

real housewives bravo caroline manzo albie rhonj


Albie's been approached by swingers, "I see pineapples," and more!
Candice is back! And we have a show full of fun. We have an old Dear Abby about a father who was caught pleasuring himself by his 20 year-old-daughter. Albie talks about the time he was approached to swing with a couple. We debate the pineapple-on-the-doorstep urban legend... and more! Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands...

Dear Don, Episode 6: "I Don't Collect People"
The Don is back and she has a whopper of a question from a listener, who moved to a new state and her only potential friends are her husband's exes...who happen to be ballerinas. "What are you doing to expand your world?" Send in your questions: [email protected] Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands...


Candice, Lauren, Halloween hangovers, and ghost stories
We are HUNGOVER from Candice's Halloween bash. We do a quick recap of the party, tell how Lauren got screwed out of her costume prize, and then we dig into ghost stories -- specifically Lauren's haunted house. Happy Halloween, everyone! And write in to the show: [email protected] Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands...

Candice, Lauren, Halloween hangovers, and ghost stories
We are HUNGOVER from Candice's Halloween bash. We do a quick recap of the party, tell how Lauren got screwed out of her costume prize, and then we dig into ghost stories -- specifically Lauren's haunted house. Happy Halloween, everyone! And write in to the show: [email protected] Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands...

Dear Don, Episode 5: "Mike, that's life!"
Caroline Manzo is back, and answering your questions. In this episode, she helps Mike with an internship issue he's having, and offers advice to "A Hurting Mom" who is divorcing her husband and asks how to best help their son with it. Send in your questions! [email protected] Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands...


Halloween preview, an update on cuddlers, and fake pee
Is the slutty Halloween costume phase over? What happens if your neighbor's pumpkin grows on your side of the fence? We break your heart with an old Dear Abby about an old lady who can't give away Halloween candy. Plus, all kinds of updates on cuddlers, stalkers, synthetic pee and more! Candice and Jules are here to help! Send in your questions to [email protected] Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands...

Episode 48: Halloween episode(-ish)! Plus an update on cuddlers and fake pee
Is the slutty Halloween costume phase over? What happens if your neighbor's pumpkin grows on your side of the fence? We break your heart with an old Dear Abby about an old lady who can't give away Halloween candy. Plus, all kinds of updates on cuddlers, stalkers, synthetic pee and more! Candice and Jules are here to help! Send in your questions to [email protected]

real housewives dead bravo manzo albie rhonj


Episode 47: The mailbag is back!!
We open up the mailbag with Candice and get into: -a single white female situation with an underwear peeper -how to cope with a sudden STD -pushing kids a little too far in youth sports -synthetic peeee! Get excited. And join the show: [email protected]

real housewives sports youth synthetic candice urine manzo albie laurita rhonj

Dear Don, Episode 3
The Don is back with her take on your emails! Be part of the show and send your questions to: [email protected] Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands...


Dear Don, Episode 2
Oh, you liked it the first time??! Here's another! The limited edition "Dear Don" run from the Dear Albie studio continues! Send in your questions and get them answered by Caroline: [email protected] Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands...

Lauren and Greg and friends with benefits
We are talking friends with benefits with Greg & Lauren! Albie finds out what FWB really means, should there be rules in casual hook ups? Lauren throws up (not kidding) & we say goodbye to Gregs beloved dog Deloris. Send in your questions: [email protected] Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands...


Episode 44: Introducing "Dear Don"
Well, you asked for it... and here it is. We're rolling out a special limited run of "Dear Don" shows -- mom is solo and answers your questions every week. YAAAAYYYY!! Send her your questions: [email protected] And big hugs from The Don! Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands...

The Don, the Cuddler, and Intern Jules
The Don and Intern Jules are back...because if it ain't broke, don't fix it. We have some follow-ups on old questions,is there a "Podcast Jules" and a "Real Jules"?, when is it too old to go back to college, and holy crap this professional cuddling thing has gotten completely out of control. We're taking positions! Come join the fun: [email protected] Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands...


Episode 41: Intern Jules meets The Don
The Don is back with Intern Jules -- who we can confirm is a real human being! We go over the story behind Alexander Hamilton's real hair. We have an update from a past Dear Albie write in. If you don't wish someone happy birthday on social media, did it even happen? Plus, a vintage Dear Abby. And more! Email the show; [email protected] Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands...

Episode 40: Chris is back (and so is Lauren)!
Chris is BACK! Lauren is here too. The entire thing is an incoherent mess because we were just so excited to finally get Chris back. Lauren  joins the venmo party and licks a battery; Chris...is Chris. It's a good one! Email the show: [email protected] Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands...


Episode 38: The Don and Dad Show
The Don is back and brought dad with her to help dole out advice and answer your questions. Dad may or may not admit that he used to wear nail polish so, yea, you don't want to miss this one. Send in your questions: [email protected] Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands...

Episode 37: Greg and the Don
Mom and Greg come in for the highly anticipated Roommates Episode. We have to say...we are very very disturbed with what some of you wrote in! We might just chalk this whole thing up to a "nice idea at the time" kind of thing. Listen if you dare. And send us an email: [email protected] Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands...

Episode 36: The Greg Bennett Show
Finally, Greg Bennett joins us in studio. We talk his engagement, bachelor party and wedding plans. Old stories from Hoboken & getting his dog stuffed in the event of her passing. It’s a cant miss! (email the show: [email protected] ) Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands...


Episode 35: Chillin with the Don
The Don talks about her near run-in with Michael Bublé. Countess Luann. How much is too much plastic surgery? And more! Send in your questions: [email protected] Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands...

Episode 33: Meet the intern!
Albie and The Don are joined by Intern Jules for the latest episode. PLUS: For those wondering just how much Al loves New Jersey, he'll let you know where else he would live... and the Don answers your question about which of her children would be better off as an only child! Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands...


Episode 31: The Lauren Show
You've been asking for it since we started. And here it is. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands...

Episode 30: "They will stomp on your head"
We are back with Don and we cover everything from: Is Markie carrying her weight in Albie's Instagram videos? Listeners take over the podcast reviews. How did Caroline and Dolores Catania meet? Some behind the scenes talk from RHONJ. Jaqueline's epic texts when the show was airing. Greg has demands for his podcast appearance. What did Albie mean when he said dating should be like sports? Mailbag & more! Write in: [email protected] Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands...


Episode 29: Mailbag with the Don!
Albie and the Don discuss Greg Bennett's engagement, his bachelor party, life in the public eye, breaking up with a guy whose family you really like, can you be friends with your exes?, why Albie hates birthdays, and more! Be part of the next mailbag: [email protected] Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands...

Episode 28: Albie, Caroline, and Chris review Chris' 30th birthday party
Al, Caroline, and Chris are live (kind of) from the basement two days after Chris' big 30th birthday party at the Brownstone. Which special guests showed up? Is Rich Wakile hairy? And what were the highlights of the night? Plus, we open up the Dear Albie mailbag and opine on a 26-year-old virgin. Write in with your advice questions! [email protected] Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands...

Episode 27: Dad Makes His Debut
Dad makes his debut & it's giving The Don anxiety. We get into mom's mind games at the beginning of their relationship. Brownstone stories. In-laws gifting lingerie as a wedding gift. Was housewives a waste of time? And more! Send in your Dear Albie questions and be part of the show! [email protected]! Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands...


Episode 26: The Don Returns! (for a mailbag)
We have an all-mailbag episode with the Don (Caroline)! What was the final episode of each RHONJ season like for Caroline and Albie as they waited for crazy things to be sprung on them? Who is Fal? What's "Watch What Happens Live" like? Which of Albie's exes does the Don like best? What's with the tin foil? And more! Get in the next mailbag!! [email protected] And let Albie know what a good job he did as a sound engineer for this show! Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands...

Episode 25: Sex, Sex, Sex!!
Alex (instagram: mother.ofvegans) is back!... and we have a lot of questions about sex -- including 1970s role playing, dating someone much younger (or older), washing a box full of sex toys, Alex and Albie's birthday plans, and more. Send in your questions: [email protected] and be part of the show! Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands...

Episode 24: "Someone's Getting Engaged!"
Mom is back after the insane Ep. 23, and we're now looking at old Dear Abby and Miss Manners questions on marriage, wedding etiquette, and engagement with our resident diamond expert, Chuck Adanalian from Adamine Group. How did Al and Caroline get engaged? What is a "four flusher"? Stalking vs romantic gestures with an Uber driver. And Chuck gives insider tips on rings and diamonds! Write in! [email protected] and be sure to subscribe! Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands...


Episode 23: The Don Drops Bombs
We invited mom back on the show...and wowweee. She reveals Real Housewives of New Jersey news and major personal news. What more do you need? Listen now! Subscribe! And write to us: [email protected] Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands...

Episode 22: "Chris Manzo Ate"
We're back from vacation! And joined at Chris' restaurant by personal jeweler Chuck Adanalian. Albie got a tattoo! Do you leave tips for pickup orders? Is the grocery store on Sunday a great place to meet women? Softball team drama! Is Roomba etiquette a thing? Mom calls in! Chuck gives tips on buying engagement rings and talks about the diamond mines he works in. Send in your questions: [email protected] and subscribe to not miss a show (we have a BIG one coming) Advertising Inquiries: https://re...

BONUS EPISODE: "The Daily Dish"
As their vacation draws to a close, Albie and Chris stopped by Bravo’s HQ to talk to the hosts of "The Daily Dish" about all things Real Housewives, Bravo, their lives, and Dear Albie. They even brought some Dear Albie questions with them. They were kind enough to float us a copy of the show to post here. We'll be back next week with a full slate of shows, new exciting guets, an argument about whether we should have sponsors, possibly a Lauren appearance, and so much more. We're refreshed and have a lot of...


Episode 21: "Dear Albie is filmed before a live studio audience"
We're LIVE(ish) from 10th Street Pasta and Pizza in Hoboken and it's our longest Dear Albie ever. We've invited some friends to come listen, ask their own questions, and be part of the show. And we're talking everything from dating apps to guys who lie about their height to the best drinks to throw at an ex in a bar. PLUS, is ghosting a thing? Is "saddled" a real word? How long does it take Chris to make drinks? And we unleash Lily on the world. Subscribe, rate, and send in your own questions: dearalbiemail...

Episode 20: "I need a drink"
Albie and Chris are live from 10th Street Pasta & Pizza with special guest Hannah Taub from TalkDirty2YourFood, and we're talking all things drinking -- from drunk texting exes (and why we do it) to Albie's Fritos "chaser" experience. PLUS, a couple classic Dear Abbys, the mailbag questions are on fire, a torrid affair with a chubby brother-in-law, and the time Albie passed out during a lightning storm periscope. Make sure you subscribe! And send in your questions to [email protected] Advertising ...

Episode 19: Our Valentine's Day Special
Happy Valentine's Day!! -Teagan and Sean are back! -Chris reveals a dirty little secret about the show while talking about the Super Bowl -Albie shares a romantic story about how he painted a wall for his ex -Chris sets the record straight on Manzo children not working -more old Dear Abbys! Playboy pin-ups and a torrid affair with a brother-in-law -The story of how Sean and Teagan met is nuts -Albie thinks he can name all the states on a map -and Chris gives everyone homework Write in with your que...


Episode 18: "Dear Teagan Presley"
Albie and Chris welcome Teagan Presley (and her husband Sean) as they open up the mailbag and answer listener questions. We talk hidden cameras, fingers in butts, Chris' wedding hashtagging skills, the weirdest poop story you'll ever hear, how adult film stars handle fame, how Greg Bennett is doing, and much, much more. Write in with your own questions!: [email protected] Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands...

Episode 17: "Dear Don"
Caroline is back and she's answering any and all questions you have for her. Will she ever go back to Real Housewives? Who is Markie's favorite? Who gets married first, Chris or Albie? How do you raise a teenager? How was she cast in Real Housewives? And more! Send in your questions for a future episode to [email protected] and subscribe to never miss a show! Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands...

Episode 16: "My husband thinks it's super"
We've dug up new old advice questions...and oh man. OH MAN. You'll never forget the line, "my husband thinks it's swell." Plus, a special behind-the-scenes bonus commentary from Chris, we open the mailbag and set a new bar for listener questions, what do you do when a guy asks to trade drugs for sex?, and so much more. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands...


Episode 15: "Better Late Than Never"
Chris is running late for the show, so Albie starts it without him and dives into some classic advice questions on...tardiness. Plus, Albie shares a crazy story about his first time trying weed in Colorado, which includes teleportation, Jurassic Park, room service, and a hotel roof. Joined by food truck extraordinaire Hoda (founder of Molly's Milk Truck), we tackle everything from sexless relationships to how Chris is going to spend all his Venmo money. Send in your questions to [email protected]

Episode 14: Mom is back for mailbag! We talk Markie, the Wakiles, dancing with Danielle Staub, Manzo'd insight, and more!
Albie welcomes back his mom, Caroline, and we open up the mailbag with topics including their relationship with Markie, dancing with Danielle Staub, some Manzo'd insider insight, the time Albie was kicked in the head at Cirque du Soleil, which Housewife Caroline would start a business with, some love for the Wakile family, modern parenting, dating women with kids, and more! Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands...

Episode 13: Mailbag! Albie's Instagram, Chris' Cajun voice requests, the ham game, RHONJ relationships, and more
We're going back to the mailbag and answering listener questions, which gets us topics like: -Albie's emo song lyric Instagram captions and overdoing Markie photos -Chris gets two separate Cajun accent requests -we reveal a pretty big Ham Game secret -we answer a question about the relationships on RHONJ -Australian toilets vs. American toilets ...and more! Subscribe to never miss an episode! And send in your questions to [email protected] YAY! Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/...


Episode 12: Catfish update, dating fans, "Colyn" and a toy drive!
We have a catfish update! She mayyy have shown up to Chris' restaurant last week...we're not sure. But Albie has been in contact, and there will be a podcast appearance soon. Plus, how do Albie and Chris react to a listener mail question about dating fans of the Real Housewives? Would they date a divorcee? How do you pronounce the name "Colyn"? AND we got listener mail about prison pen pal relationships so we dug up some old Dear Abby columns dealing with the subject. Advertising Inquiries: https://redc...

Episode 11: Albie gets catfished
Albie calls an emergency podcast session with Chirs and Alex (mother.ofvegans on Instagram), because he was catfished and doesn't know what to do. Should he cut off all communication? Should we invite her over to Chris' apartment and have her on the show? Albie goes over, in detail, how the catfishing happened and how he figured out not only that he was being scammed, but how. As a bonus, Albie reveals a tip he learned from Chris on how to find out who owns that mystery number texting you, without having ...

Episode 10: Our Thanksgiving Special
Albie and Chris are celebrating Thanksgiving, and we've invited Alex Lafata back for the fun! In this episode, we tackle family feuds at Thanksgiving, Albie has brought way too many women home to meet his mom, Alex's planned slaughterhouse protest at 7am on Thanksgiving, what does it take to get Al and Chris out of bed early?, nasty mother-in-laws on Thanksgiving, Thanksgivings at the Brownstone, and how do you pronounce "ogle"? Happy Thanksgiving everyone!! We'd love if you'd subscribe and rate the podca...


Episode 9: The All-Housewives special
You've asked and we're doing it -- an all Housewives special! Albie and Chris talk about the Joe Giudice situation, they share some production secrets (like when are confessionals filmed), they answer a mailbag question about their Millionaire Matchmaker experience, and another about Albie's shirtless photos and abs. Plus, have they been asked to come back? Would Chris trade anything for his experience on the show? And more! Send in your questions for future mailbags at [email protected] and be ...

Episode 8: Albie's not into blondes, Chris wants to quit, what's a structured settlement?
Chris and Albie are back in Hoboken at Chris' makeshift podcast studio in his living room, and this has pushed Chris to the edge. He threatens to quit once again. Plus: -Does Albie hate blondes? -Chris inadvertently invents political debates -We answer a Dear Abby question about concert ticket etiquette -And we tease a Housewives episode coming up! Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands...

Episode 7: Caroline returns and we answer listener emails!
Mom (Caroline) returns to the show! ...and we tiptoe the fine line between chaos and advice. Special episode from our new studio at Chris' apartment (excuse the audio blips), which was rearranged with mom's touch minutes before we went live. In this episode: -We do the "email and subscribe" plug with much more fervor and passion thanks to some coaching from mom. -Caroline stops the show to point out how comfortable she is on Chris' couch. -Chris, Albie, and Caroline talk about growing up with learning d...


Episode 6: Mailbag! Movies to make love to, Housewives, aliens, and more
We're opening up the mailbag with Alex Lafata (@alex.lafata) and former NFL linebacker Markus Kuhn. In this episode, we're answering all kinds of mailbag questions, including: -Does Albie believe in aliens? -What color is lemon line Gatorade? -WHo shaves where and what? -Did Albie and Chris ever eat off someone else's half-finished plate at the Brownstone? -Albie claims a robin is his favorite bird and Chris doesn't believe he's ever seen one -Alex has a peacock obsession...but why? -A bunch of House...

Episode 5: Albie talks about the law school episode, we debate couples showering, and sex quotas
Lillian is back! And Albie and Chris have a new set of questions, including: -How much sex is too much? -Should a husband set a minimum of lovemaking sessions each year? -"Poke and a snore" -Husbands blocking all the hot water when showering together -Albie doesn't know what "Falcon Crest" is -Couples baths vs. couples showers -Do women pee on public toilet seats? -Being duped into thinking a formal high society affair is a costume party -Albie addresses getting thrown out of law school while on TV...

Episode 4: Albie doesn't Tinder, boobs and penises, and worrying moms
Albie and Chris are re-joined by Alex Lafata (@alex.lafata) and former NFL player Markus Kuhn. In this episode: -Moms who don't want their teenage sons dating loose women -The birds and the bees – and seeing penises in showers -What does Albie think of dating apps? And why didn't he use one when he was on TV? -A throwback question involving modems, computer bulletin boards, and a cheating wife -Shaving armpit and leg hair -Why is there resistance to women going topless? Have questions for Albie and C...


Episode 3: Special guest: Caroline Manzo...probably for the last time!
Albie and Chris are joined by "Life Coach Mike" Reddin and their mother, Caroline. In this episode: -Albie and Chris uncomfortably talk about birth control with mom in the room -Albie and Chris uncomfortably talk about sleeping in the nude with mom in the room -Albie and Chris REALLY uncomfortably talk about preparing breakfast in the nude with mom in the room -"Naked breakfast is not what makes marriages last" -Albie and Chris hear some unsettling details about their father -How much should you fart ...

Episode 2: Love, marriage, and Lillian's crazy high school story
Albie and Chris are joined by actor/comedian Lillian Thakuria (@lilythakuria). In this episode: -Should your neighbors say something if your spouse is cheating on you? -If you're 30, is dating an 18-year-old too young? -Lillian shares a crazy story about her high school boyfriend dumping her for his 32-year-old grocery store boss -You're tired from working all day -- are you a jerk if you don't want to make sweet love? -The origins of oral sex -Albie and Chis are asked to rank the top three hottest cu...

Episode 1: Welcome to "Dear Albie"
Albie and Chris are joined by Alex LaFata (@alex.lafata) and former New York Giant Markus Kuhn. In this episode: -Walter Cronkite's trolls -Striking department store customers with corsets -How does Alex deal with creepy bar patrons? -Who should the guys cosplay as? -Which way should toilet paper hang – over or under? -The weird thing The Real Housewives producers use condoms for -Do real men sleep on the bed side closer to the door? -Is biting during sex weird? Have questions for Albie and Chris? ...