Dopey: On the Dark Comedy of Drug Addiction
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Dopey: On the Dark Comedy of Drug Addiction

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Dopey102: Fentanyl Overdose, Hotwheels, Dave's Dad, Titty Meat

Dopey: On the Dark Comedy of Drug Addiction

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Dopey: On the Dark Comedy of Drug Addiction

Hotwheels calls into the show mid craving. Dave's dad comes on again and critiques Dopey. Maegan, a doctoral student in clinical psychology, calls in and shares about her recovery and her use - including the time her friend overdosed on fentanyl and she rushed him to the hopsital.... only to have him come to right when when they were pulling in. We play a song called "Titty Meat" from beat master Jon.

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