Jimquisition

Jimquisition Podcast

Audio home of The Jimquisition, featuring its lovely little podcast, Podquisition - starring Jim Sterling, Laura Kate, and Gavin Dunne!

Podquisition 269: The Nudest Podcast In Town
Swing by the studio and demand we take our clothes off! Podquisition gets a new groove as we try out a studio space and discuss Spec Ops: The Line, Sonic the Hedgehog, and house clothes....

Podquisition 268: Travel
Your old pal Jim Sterling is in Philadelphia now, though arriving did not come without a hefty price. Also, we discuss The Dark Crystal's bad game, pattern recognition in a game about trains, and other videogame nonsense....

Podquisition 267: Videogames Inside Tables
Frankly, I think this one was really good. Anyway, we talk about monkey films, arcade tables, the official rap song for The Binding of Isaac, Wattam, and more. Oh, and at some point we remember to talk about the return of a certain game "developer."...


Podquisition 266: Luma Temtem
This podcast is definitely not off the rails. Also, Disco Elysium, TemTem, and Terminator: Resistance....

Podquisition 265: Baby Butterbiscuits
Baby Butterbiscuits wants his ba ba! Also, we talk about Life is Strange 2, Disco Elysium, Assassin's Creed, and the next generation of consoles....

The Spin-Off Doctors: Demon Knight
We take a brief detour from our scheduled Detective Pikachu episode, since we forgot to do a non-game film for the new year. Enjoy Demon Knight, a terrific Tales from the Crypt movie that features Billy Zane going full Billy Zane....


Podquisition 264: Cats Are Not Dogs
We definitely don't spend a large portion of the time talking about Cats and whether it is great or perfect. Nope, not this podcast....

Podquisition 263: Looking Back On 2019
With 2019 having concluded, 2020 envelops us in its warm tendrils. Let's look back at the past horrible year before we deal with another horrible year....


Podquisition 260: Eggs
Eggs are amazing, and they get their dues - AT LAST - in today's videogame podcast. Also, we talk about Shenmue 3, that new Darksiders game, and Conrad's true gamer trial....

The Spin-Off Doctors: Doom Annihilation
JOAN DARK and HECTOR SAVAGE fight one expensive monster suit in an otherwise dreary missed opportunity. Everything is here for a hilariously bad b-movie, but sadly the pacing is just too dull....


Podquisition 259: The Skin Zone
Fats Crendle performs some of his pool tricks before we discuss D4, Kingdoms of Amalur, Pokemon, and Google's utter nonsense....

Podquisition 258: Deadly Jimquisition
One of us is reeling from being on the cover of an extremely limited edition of Deadly Premonition. It's... pretty amazing. Also, lots of great chat about Yaga, Pokémon, Bum-Bo, and that whole Half-Life VR thing....

Podquisition: That Disney Plus Thing
We talk about Disney Plus for a bit because that'll help the old SEO won't it? Also, Death Stranding, Sword & Shield, and other things!...


Podquisition 256: No Ekans?
No Ekans? What on EARTH are they thinking with Pokémon Sword & Shield? Also, Disco Elysium, Blizzard being rubbish, and other things!...

Podquisition 255: Tulips In Knickers
On today's packed episode we do more slander, we discuss Modern Warfare, The Outer Worlds, Disco Elysium, Oxygen Not Included, WWE 2K20, and loads more....


Podquisition 254: The Jokerman
Joker is not a hero. If you think he is, you're an idiot. Also, we talk about things like The Avengers, Control, Sea Salt, and all sorts of early preview games that Laura played....

Podquisition 253: Jeff Beezos
Imagine all the good we could do with that sweet Bezos dough. Anyway, let's talk about Blizzard's continued rubbish, Overwatch's shoddy Switch port, The Witcher 3's good Switch port, and Children of Morta....

Podquisition 252: Revolution Of Our Time
This podcast is never political. Promise. We chat about Basingstoke, Ghost Recon Breakpoint, and Pokemon a lot. We never mention Hong Kong. Promise....


Podquisition 251: Naruto Honk
Time for our New 52 reboot! Conrad Zimmerman joins the gang as we discuss taxes, giving up on life, and Untitled Goose Game. Also, Code Vein, Risk of Rain 2, and Gearbox's union issues!...

Podquisition 250: Miracle Of Sound
After five years of service to the world of inane videogame chatter, Gavin "Miracle of Sound" Dunne is stepping back from our silly podcast. It's been a pleasure and a privilege, and we hope you enjoy Gav's final Podquisition as co-host in this double-length episode....


Podquisition 248: Fap Titans (With Guests Mari & Stacy)
This episode should have been called something else, but we couldn't call it what it should be called. This is as safe-for-work as we can make it. Mari and Stacy from Geek Remix/Pixel Squirt joins us for talk of Deadly Premonition, World of Warcraft, and some very sexy videogames....


The Spin-Off Doctors: Grandma's Boy
The goofs never start when Grandma's Boy is in the house! How will the Boy cope when Grandma does her Grandma things? Let it end. Let it all end....

Podquisition 244: Flappy Bird Kegels (With Guest Mike Bithell!)
We're joined by Mike Bithell, developer of Thomas War Alone, Subsurface Circular, Volume, and the upcoming John Wick Hex! We discuss the videogame blame game, the ESA's almighty screwup, and playing Flappy Bird with a vagina. At least the last one's lighthearted....


Podquisition 243: Bethesda Being Bethesda
Bethesda has been crapping the bed more than usual, between accidental Doom DRM and a whole confusing mess over Wolfenstein's microtransactions. Elsewhere, games were played and stuff happened!...

Podquisition 242: Mysterio's Dark Berries
Mysterio gets out his dark, dark berries and we all watch on in dismay. We also talk about Marvel Ultimate Alliance 3, Dragon Quest Builders 2, casinos in GTA V... and Bloody Boris....

Podquisition 241: Sleepy Tired Time
The gang are all a bit sleepy, but that won't stop them talking about The Crow. Or that dead NCR guy. Or how sleepy they are!...


Podquisition 240: The Legend Of Ol' Nailfoot
Spider-Man: Far From Home happened, some gum problems got solved, a rusty nail sparks a legend, and Man of Medan gets previewed. Also, the first rumblings of the Superheavyweight Supervillain....

Podquisition 239: Mick Foley
Mick Foley is a pretty cool dude! Also, we chat about The Sinking City's bizarre charm, Gav gets into Bloodstained, and Crash Team Racing is put through its paces....

The Spin-off Doctors: Blubberella
Oh this one's bad. This one should be tried for war crimes. This is Uwe Boll's most hateful, humiliating, pathetic film ever. This is Blubberella, and it is for those who do not fear Hell....


Podquisition 238: Surprise Mechanics
Obviously we discuss EA trying to rebrand loot boxes as "surprise mechanics" because OBVIOUSLY! Also, Crash Team Racing, Bloodstained, Hollow Knight, Fallout 4, and The Sinking City!...

Podquisition 237: HBO's Roomful Of Dicks
How many dicks did HBO stuff into a locker room? And what do we think of games like Judgment, Cadence of Hyrule, and Bloodstained? Find out, for God's sake!...


Podquisition 235: Judgment
Early thoughts on Judgment, mockery of Todd Howard's nonsense, and Gav doing lovely singing. Also, we promise The Thrills will not be performing....


Podquisition 231: Detective Pikachu
This week, Laura tells us all about Detective Pikachu, which she saw. Gavin surprisingly played Bloodborne. Jim did very little with his wretched life....




Podquisition 224: Puppet Master
One of us watched Puppet Master: The Littlest Reich. It was... an experience. Also, lost voices, Stadia, The Division 2, and much more!...


Podquisition 221: Podcast Like It's 1999
The UK hits of 1999 and beyond take center stage on this videogame podcast about videogames. Also, we chat about Anthem, and probably some other stuff....



Podquisition 218: Gag Reflex
This week is a zesty one! We talk about movies, vibrato, throats, and maybe sometimes games like Apex Legends and other stuff....


Podquisition 216: Trans Rights
On this week's episode, we talk about Hbomberguy's historic Donkey Kong 64 stream for trans charity Mermaids. Also, Resident Evil 2, and some other things!...

Podquisition 215: Dog Tugging
Scurrilous rumors abound as a result of a dog with a very nasty habit. Elsewhere, we talk about Travis Strikes Back, Onimusha, New Super Mario Bros. U, and OTHER THINGS!...

The Spin-off Doctors: Treasure Of The Four Crowns
What can even be said about this hot nonsense? Treasure of the Four Crowns is a very special B movie in which dinosaur attacks barely warrant a mention and everything has to explode. It's a real... head turner....


Podquisition 213: A No Deal Christmas
It's almost Christmas time, so enjoy that. We also talk about Gris, Below, Pokemon battlin' and other stuff. Special thanks to "Ned Reid" for letting us use his wonderful 8 Bit cover of "Messing With The Best" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pe1M5lNe1wE...

The Spin-Off Doctors: Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World
There was a very brief period of "nerds are cool now" in the late 2000s and early 2010s. We all got over it pretty quickly, but boy did it make for some poorly dated films. Anyway, here's a movie about a bad human being getting everything he wants....


Podquisition Episode 211: Rise Up
We live in a society! Let's rise up together for an episode that discusses more Fallout nonsense, The Binding of Isaac card game, and the PlayStation Classic!...



Podquisition Episode 208: Take Me Home, Country Roads
So how about that Fallout 76? I should point out, this podcast was recorded after only a few hours with the game, before your old pal Jim was utterly sick of it. Expect a more generous appraisal here, and that's saying something, because this appraisal isn't generous at all! Elsewhere, Pokemon Let's Go, a bit more Red Dead Redemption 2, and some o' that Spyro!...

Podquisition Episode 206: DeltaTaleUnderRune
This week Gavin has a list of questions regarding Red Dead Redemption 2's more questionable elements. Also, Rockstar did a naughty thing! We discuss Deltarune, of course. Timestamp there is 46:09 - 57:30 if you totally want to avoid it!...


Podquisition Episode 205: Red Dead
Unsurprisingly, Red Dead Redemption 2 gets a lot of airtime. Also, plenty of our evil liberalisms, and a bit o' Dark Souls....

Podquisition 204: Honey, I Married The Anime
This is definitely a podcast about videogames, not anime. Anyway, we talk about The Missing, Warriors Orochi, Switch NES 'romhack' fun, and of course that Red Dead Redemption 2 stuff....



Podquisition Episode 200: It Is The 200th Episode!
We've somehow made it to 200 episodes of this weekly gibberish! We raise a glass of Fantarito and Cyberpunk beer, we go round the twist, we reminisce, and we talk about some of our favorite games of the past four years....




Podquisition Episode 194: ASBESTOS
On this week's asbestos-fueled podcast, we talk about We Happy Few, Dead Cells, Flipping Death, and Rise of the Tomb Raider....




Podquisition Episode 189: Cup o' Jim
With all the calm of a morning TV show, we rouse you from your slumber with our soothing chat. Also: Octopath Traveler, Sushi Strikers, Metro, and more!...



Podquisition Episode 184: Legokemon
This week we look at a lot of new Pokemon announcements, have a spirited discussion about Detroit, and we all played that there Dark Souls....

Podquisition Episode 183: Bodyslammed In My Butt
On today's show, Laura discusses Detroit: Become Human, which she has played, as well as Dark Souls Remastered. Elsewhere, we chat about Pokemon, bodyslams, and the PS4's lifecycle....


Podquisition 181: Electric Six Dungeon
On a stuffed episode of Podquisition, we talk about Nintendo Labo, Tacoma, Dark Souls, mental health, Spotify's Electric Six obsession, and much more....


Podquisition Episode 179: Welcome To POD
Jim Sterling sings the theme tune to make up for being unable to do the rest of the show. Laura and Gav therefore host POD, all of the podding without the 'quisitioning....

Podquisition Episode 178: UBOS
The gang has to rely on USER GENERATED CONTENT and the Ultimate Book of Spells to make a lean news week into a fun podcast!...


Podquisition Episode 177: We're Now A PUBG Clone
We mentioned frying pans too many times, now our podcast copied PUBG! Elsewhere, we chat about Extinction, Gav's Warframe experience, and more Pokemon shenanigans. Also, some silliness about a loose-lipped NIS boss!...

Podquisition Episode 176: Nintendo Switch Blight Town
We all know Dark Souls is coming to Nintendo Switch, but we also realized something this week... if Dark Souls is coming to Switch, so too is Blight Town. In addition to that horror, we talk more Far Cry 5, chat about Minit, and give Octopath Traveler some love. Also, Laura played Dark Souls remastered....



Podquisition Episode 173: Kirby's Valentines Vomit
Kirby does some loving sick as we discuss Kirby Star Allies, Ghost of a Tale, Ni no Kuni II, and how news media needs to clean up its own act before talking about violent videogames....

Podquisition Episode 172: Celeste
This week we talk a lot about Celeste, the latest Assassin's Creed DLC, Detention, Kirby Star Allies, and more. Also, let's laugh at The Sun's latest attack campaign... on people who can read books properly....


Podquisition Episode 171: Neg Neg Neg Neg Neg
On today's energetic episode, we talk about Super Seducer and the "dating guru" who used the DMCA to prove his manhood. Elsewhere, we chat about Metal Gear Survive's wankery, PAX runners buying games media, and the difficulty in archiving game experiences....


Podquisition Episode 168: Gav's Piss Story
This week, we have a story about public urination. Elsewhere, we chat about Warframe and blackmail, Monster Hunter World, and Iron Maiden. As ya do....


Podquisition 167: You Don't Have To Be A Hard Penis
On this week's show, we chat about Monster Hunter World, Sterdust's next appearance on February 10th, Gavin's Warframe experience, and the story mode of Genital Jousting.  Also, there's a mistake made with a lot of CBD oil....


Podquisition Episode 164: Down To Clop
There's too much sex for us to do, and clopping's just the start of it. Elsewhere, Laura's discovery of Battle Chef Brigade is energetic, Gav goes back to Nier, and Jim reminds us of the virtues of Rayman Legends. Oh and we had no idea what that Switch Direct was about!...



Podquisition Episode 160: Norman Reedus Has A Neck Baby
On this week's episode, we talk about that wacky Death Stranding trailer, and react IN REAL TIME to Patreon's surprise reversal. Elsewhere, we chat about an old RPG, a less old RPG, and some other things!...


Podquisition Episode 159: MONADO BOY!
Fancy meeting you here, MONADO BOY! We discuss Xenoblade Chronicles 2, an unexpected Portal spin-off, and the tragedy of amiibo cereal....

Podquisition Episode 158: STERstruck
As Sterdust prepares to dazzle Jackson on January 6, we deal with the post-release lull and talk bollocks. EA can't stop being rubbish, Skyrim is on Switch, and other things!...


Podquisition Episode 157: F*ck The FCC
It's Thanksgiving, which means very little is happening. However, since EA messed up loot boxes so royally, we have much to discuss there. Also, the FCC is rubbish, Skyrim's alright on Switch, and Gav likes the new Thor film....

Podquisition Episode 156: Darth Vendor
It's difficult to talk about anything other than the sheer mess that has been Star Wars Battlefront II. We discuss 2017's most controversial game while refreshing its subreddit waiting for EA DICE's ill-fated AMA to start. Also, Hand of Fate 2, DOOM for Switch, and some other stuff!...


Podquisition Episode 155: The Spice Girls
On this week's podcast, we talk about turn-of-the-millenium British pop culture to alienate most of you. After that, we chat Sonic Forces, more Assassin's Creed, the Xbox One X, and some other bollocks....

Podquisition Episode 154: Trick Or Treason
Halloween may be over, but this assortment of monsters is still ready to spook ya with gaming nonsense! This week we mostly talk about the games we've been playing, chiefly Super Mario Odyssey, Wolfenstein II, and that Assassin one....


Podquisition Episode 153: Moons Deep In The Mario
This week, Mario Odyssey takes center stage, but we chat plenty about Assassin's Creed Origins as well. One of us weren't allowed to play the latest Ubisoft game, because U-play wouldn't let them....


Podquisition Episode 151: Gavin Said Something Brilliant
Gav said something great on this episode and I can't remember it for the show title quote, nor can I find it again amongst all this GREAT chat. Rest assured though, Gav is back, and he is good. Also, Shadow of War, the Switch explosion, and Assassin's Creed: Origins!...

Podquisition Episode 150: Fart Porn Specialist
On this week's classy 'cast, we discuss very specific pornography. This is a videogame podcast. We also talk about Golf Story, Pinball FX3, and Hob, as well as lots of other stuff!...


Podquisition Episode 149: Iwata In The Machine
Iwata is the Ghost in the Machine now, which cements his coolness. Elsewhere, the PS Vita has a bad time, the Atari Box is a thing, and that Assassin's Creed gold head is horrible....

The Spin-off Doctors: Heavenly Sword (2014)
On its own, Heavenly Sword is a fairly mediocre and badly animated CG movie. Contextualized, it's AMAZINGLY awful. What they managed to do while having access to the source material is an incredible testament to how badly you can screw up when you clearly don't give a damn....

Podquisition Episode 148: The Slimer Fleshlight
The PQ Crew asks very important Ghostbusters questions. Also, we chat about the grind of Destiny 2's endgame, Final Fantasy IX is nice, and the Outsider dies. Oh, and Mario's nipples are a thing....



Podquisition Episode 145: Noctis' Mons Pubis
Final Fantasy and Assassin's Creed team up to make sick happen, Mario + Rabbids Kingdom Battle is finally here, and we're definitely not loading our Raspberry Pi with SNES games....

Podquisition Episode 144: Harold The Giraffe
We'll never find out why Harold the Giraffe is allowed in schools. Elsewhere, we detail the sad fate of McBusted, The SNES Classic preorders are an unsurprising mess, and some videogame stuff happened!...


The Spin-off Doctors: Tron
The boys go into the diiiiiigital woooorld and see what's happening when computers are evil and stuff....

Podquisition Episode 142: A Trail Of Blood And Spunk
I didn't wanna call today's episode what it is. You can thank Gav and Splatoon 2 for that. Otherwise, let's chat about Shadow of War's loot boxes, the curse of Hellblade, and how millennials destroyed vinyl LPs....


The Spin- off Doctors: Resident Evil Retribution
I think that's the right one. Seriously, these Resident Evil movies have become impossible to sort out. Anyway, it copies Dawn of the Dead and Aliens, so let's see how that works!...

Podquisition Episode 140: Bird-Faced People Eating Arses
This week, we describe social media in terms of a Hell painting, and give our thoughts on Splatoon 2 and Pyre. Meanwhile, Gav's played more Destiny, and Pokemon Go had an event that... well... didn't quite go....


Podquisition Episode 139: Grandma Nintendo
There is no potential for Grandma Nintendo as a character. Meanwhile, we focus surprisingly on videogames this week, how about that!? Destiny 2 thoughts, Unity Engine, and the AtariBox, plus more!...

The Spin-off Doctors: Pokemon The Movie 2000
Okay, I got Pokemon wrong. We're doing Pokemon The Movie 2000, not The Return of Mewtwo. That's a different one. At any rate, here's the next Pokemon movie. It's got magic birds in it....

Podquisition Episode 138: Rectal Urgency
Your pal Jim Sterling is back from gall bladder surgery after having to cancel last week. It's time to talk about Crash Bandicoot, terrible PS4 developers, and loads of other bollocks!...


Podquisition Episode 137: Physical Contact Speed
The SNES Classic will definitely be a better situation than... oh. Oh it wasn't. Okay then. Elsewhere, we look at some console shovelware, we examine publisher lies, and talk some other bollocks....

Jim Won't Give Ian His VR: Episode 3
I should point out that Ian and I are friends, because otherwise this episode would come off really harsh. More than normal. But anyway, let's hear about human wreckage, being Jason Voorhees for a joke, and Benjamin Button as a film critic....


Podquisition Episode 136: Mario The Soul Catcher
On this week's episode, Nintendo tries to clarify that Mario doesn't possess anybody. It's worse than that. Elsewhere, we chat about the weather, Wolfenstein, and more Nintendo bollocks....

Podquisition Episode 135: F*ckable Bowser E32017
It's E3 time! Podquisition talks about the press briefings and news, as well as how choice Bowser looks now. Be it Microsoft, Nintendo, Sony, Ubisoft, or EA, we've got all the bollocks for ya!...


Podquisition Episode 134: Ubisoft Is A Glazed Sh*t Donut
Ubisoft's new logo looks like a coiled dog turd in the summer heat, so it's the perfect logo, really. Elsewhere, Greenlight is dead, Splatoon 2's headset shenanigans are perfectly Nintendo, and did we mention Greenlight is dead!?...


Podquisition Episode 131: Kissy Kissy Penis
The Podquisition crew gain reality-warping powers and use them irresponsibly. Elsewhere, more Prey talk, discussions about The Surge, and Ubisoft gets its E3 games out early....

Podquisition Episode 130: Two Minutes To Midnight
Gav joins Iron Maiden and a scary ghost haunts the Podquisition. Elsewhere, we chat about Prey, Bethesda's putting its trademark foot down again, and something something Vanquish....


Podquisition Episode 129: Link Does A Gaper
We talk about the "cheeky" DLC coming to Breath of the Wild, Mario Kart 8 Deluxe's majesty, Little Nightmares, and probably other games too! Elsewhere, Laura's gonna do a wee, and Gavin's joined the ranks of the beggarati....


The Spin-off Doctors: Ratchet & Clank
So Ratchet & Clank sure is a movie, huh. Yep. Conrad's supplemental, along with visual aids, can be found here: http://conradzimmerman.com/spin-off-doctors-supplemental-ratchet-clank/...

Podquisition Episode 127: Prepare To Dine
Gavin upsets canon and has to be taken to one side, while we lament a generation that won't watch Beverly Hills Cop III. Elsewhere, the SNES Classic might be a thing, there's more Switch bollocks, and Namco Bandai prepares to dine....


Jim Won't Give Ian His VR: Episode 1
Comedian and podcaster Ian Boldsworth wants Jim Sterling's virtual reality headset. Jim Sterling doesn't want to give it to him. Witness the beginning of one man's attempt to psychologically break someone in the name of free stuff....

The Spin-off Doctors: Mortal Kombat Annihilation
"That tattoo, I've seen it before. On a woman and a robot. They both tried to kill me." Mortal Kombat: Annihilation is, in a word, glorious. Let the Spin-off Doctors tell you why, and peruse some hot gif action while you listen: http://conradzimmerman.com/spin-off-doctors-supplemental-mortal-kombat-annihilation/...


Podquisition Episode 125: Battle Of The Ultimate Music Boys
We gather the best boys in music for a showdown that will live on forever... or for a week, anyway. As if that wasn't enough (and it should be), we talk more Zelda, we deal with that Yooka-Laylee thing, and Seattle was pretty cool!...

Podquisition Episode 124: I Still Like PeeBee
Podquisition is up a day early because Jim will be cleaning up some dirty in Seattle. Settle in for the usual slop. Game talk, interruptions, Andromeda. Oh, and some... "preview" words of warning regarding Yooka-Laylee....

The Spin-off Doctors: Brainscan
Ed Furlong and T. Ryder Smith team up to create a movie that could have been a B movie classic if it didn't get everything so very wrong. Nevertheless, a personal favorite and an interesting curio for those into game-themed cinema. Yes indeed....


Podquisition Episode 122: What The Cuck Is This Anal Bum Party?
This episode's suffering will be legendary, even in Hell. There are no rails in sight as we hurdle from sincere divulgences to Metacritic mayhem, angry people, and extramarital shenanigans. Somehow, we also get a lot of game chat, from more Zelda thoughts to a hot take on Nier: Automata and more!...

The Spin-off Doctors: In The Name Of The King - A Dungeon Siege Tale
Somehow we managed to bag two Matthew Lillard movies in a row. This time around, he's much more in his element as the evil Duke Fallow... but what is that accent? Elsewhere, King Burt Reynolds has ninjas, Ron Perlman wants the chicken, and we make this movie sound 10,000 times more interesting than it actually is....


Podquisition Episode 120: Breath Of The Wild 12/10!
Laura has access to a Nintendo Switch, so tune in for impressions of the console, as well as the 12/10 rated Breath of the Wild! Also, more thoughts on Horizon: Zero Dawn, and some of the most alarming tangents you'll hear in a videogame podcast....

The Spin-off Doctors: Wing Commander
Oh hello there, it's time to have a bad time. We call this time the Bad Time Time. Wing Commander is not a very good movie, but we watched it anyway. A 1999 movie that looks like it was made in the 1980s, featuring a plot that makes no sense, a lack of antagonists, and the worst space navy in the universe, it's one of those films that might have been entertainingly bad if it wasn't just plain bad. Anyway, your Movie Boys try and make it interesting for you....


Podquisition Episode 119: Bohemian Like You
We got singing! We got Horizon: Zero Dawn impressions! We got immediate reactions to the lawsuit dismissal (this was recorded that very day). Suffice to say we got a damn show, kids!...

Podquisition Episode 118: Skeleton Warnings
The nature of skeletons, rabbit sex antics, and the highness of the woman in the song about a woman being high. What more could you want? Videogame talk? We got that as well. Thoughts on For Honor, reactions to the Breath of the Wild season pass, and more Nioh bollocks. You want more? We have AT LEAST SOME OTHER THINGS!...

The Spin-off Doctors: Resident Evil - Afterlife
Alice is better than everybody who was ever in a Resident Evil videogame. Remember that! More undead gibberish is here, with only Good Wesker providing any sort of relief. How will your Movie Boys cope? Well, one of them sorta liked it!...


Podquisition Episode 117: Easy D
The Podquisition crew seeks Easy D in a new episode that features Nioh discussion, Fire Emblem Heroes, and Conan's intimate regions. Also, Wii Us aren't being made anymore, E3 is open to the public, and Brazzers gives Metal Gear Solid some Easy D!...

Podquisition Episode 116: F*cking Embargo For Nioh Went Up
Nioh's review embargo lifted by some of us were too busy playing Nioh to notice. Enjoy some first thoughts about Nioh, everybody! As well as that, we discuss the Nintendo Switch's apparent online price, chat about Resident Evil 7's early DLC, and say some other shit. Also it's just Jim n' Gav this week. It's quite the laid back little chat....

The Spin-off Doctors: The Angry Birds Movie
Look, you can't not talk about The Angry Birds Movie and avoid a political discussion. I mean... you can... but we couldn't. And it's not so much discussion as it is gleefully reveling in our SJWishness and if you don't like it, you'll have to listen to another show. I mean it's gleeful. Also, this movie is crap....


Podquisition Episode 115: Del Toro's Angry Bedtime
On a jovial episode, we celebrate Resident Evil 7 being really quite nice, and wonder exactly what the deal is with Life of Black Tiger. Elsewhere, Kojima and Del Toro live together in a one-bedroom flat, and the crew talks about bad interviews....

Podquisition Episode 114: Switch
The Nintendo Switch is the big news of the week, so we chat about that for the most part. Also, Yakuza 0 is great and the Assassin's Creed movie is rubbish....

The Spin-off Doctors: Max Payne
Marky Mark avenges his dead family with zero film noir charm and plenty of pointless angel monsters. Your movie boys look at this wannabe Dark Knight sequel and questions the many questionable decisions involved....


Podquisition Episode 113: Industrial Sexpionage
Sexy espionage is on the loose, Mario does a poo for McDonald's, and Pornhub has an interesting offer for a certain special boy. Elsewhere, we talk some more about the Nintendo Switch, we discuss the true adult fear, and we actually SAY the words Star Citizen....

Podquisition Episode 112: You Disgusting Apes
It's the first Podquisition of 2017, and that means... there's not much news to talk about. Nevertheless, your intrepid crew managed to talk a load of bollocks for an hour, so that's good!...

The Spin-off Doctors: Street Fighter II - The Animated Movie
The Movie Boys are back to discuss Street Fighter II: The Animated Movie. Let us enjoy this classic anime, or at least that one bit. Guile is useless, M. Bison is naughty, and Sagat can heal up a scar in a really short amount of time....


Podquisition Episode 111: There's No Audience In Animal Penis Discussion
Is there an audience for animal penis talk? We find out as the hard questions get asked! In a reflective episode, the crew talk about 2016, looking back on the games they liked and naming the podcast's collective ultimate game of the year! Also, playing games with vaginal clenching. What a laugh!...

Podquisition Episode 110: Gay
It should come as no surprise that the Podquisition gang has plenty to say about Tracer's recent queer revelations (good stuff, obviously). Outside of that, Gavin tries to infiltrate the show with sly music talk, the Nintendo Switch got some new patent details, and one of us doesn't think Super Mario Run is very good....

The Spin-off Doctors: Super Mario Bros.
As a Christmas treat, your lovable Movie Boys pick one of the most anticipated movies to cover in their hot analysis. Join us as we take a merry look at Super Mario Bros....


Podquisition Episode 109: I Had A Plastic Cock (And Mum Didn't Care)
A discussion about Wicked Willies becomes a Jim Sterling origin story, hasty rewrites result in a superior Final Fantasy XV porn parody, and Gav's Music Corner leads to some lovely Cardiacs discussion. Elsewhere, there's talk of Super Mario Run, a changed opinion on The Last Guardian, and Nintendo pretends it invented Minecraft first....

The Spin-off Doctors: Postal
Your movie boys are here to discuss Postal, a movie that's shocking in more ways than one. Sure, the content is offensive, but Uwe Boll made a... competent videogame movie? Let's discuss the jokes and the goofs in this violent jawdropper, while comparing it to how unfunny Pixels is....


Podquisition Episode 106: Boglins & Fleshlights
On this week's sort-of-a-bit Thanksgiving episode, the gang discusses glang words for naughty bits and some of them are really rank. Gavin gets his words in on Watch Dogs 2, the gang debates Dishonored 2, and there's a lot of chat about what Pokemon Sun/Moon does right/wrong. Also Boglins and fleshlights... the winner's choice!...

The Spin-off Doctors: Pixels
Despite already suffering through the movie once for a special livestream, your movie boys watched Pixels again - sober this time - for a feature-length evisceration. Watching it twice without chemical help? It's so, so much worse. Enjoy your Thanksgiving punishment, as two distressed men pull Adam Sandler's dumpster fire to pieces while taking time to provide extensive rewrites that would have made it so much better... or at least something....


Podquisition Episode 105: Vaginas Are The Weed Of Videogames
The biggest news on everybody's "lips" is that a vagina's being patched out of Watch Dogs 2. This is important! In other news, we have Jim Trinca on the show! He's sick. So is the other Jim. We make it work. Also, GAME makes legal threats, Judge Dredd, and news from your pal Sterling's trip to New York!...

Podquisition Episode 104: Weed Wuh-Wuh-Weed Wuh-Wuh-Weed
On this episode, who knows what happened? Your main host bails halfway through because of BUSINESS but the memes have our bases covered. Happy second anniversary, Podquisition! What a great celebration we had!...

The Spin-off Doctors: Warcraft
Two very confused men pick apart two hours of namedropping and excessive CGI to produce a shambles of a podcast. Considering what we were working with, it's amazing how well we pulled through. Next episode is Pixels. Help us all....


Podquisition Episode 103: Titanf*cked
On another bloody episode, we talk about why Titanfall 2 is good and why it'll probably fail, we chat Skyrim, and we hate that fox in World of Final Fantasy. Also - Boglins, Australia, and animals ripping other animals to bits....

Podquisition Episode 102: Pounded In The Butt
On a poundin' episode of Podquisition, your WILD CARD Jim Sterling is revealed to be appearing in an actual Chuck Tingle game. Also, some AAA publishers don't like him very much. Elsewhere, we talk about Owlboy, Battlefield 1, and naturally dissect the Nintendo Switch. WILD CARD!...

The Spin-off Doctors: Silent Hill Revelation 3D
Get ready for the HOT BEAN FACTS on this beautiful struggle of an episode. Spider mannequins, inept detectives, and Jon Snow all feature in this delicious trawl through the treasure chest that is Silent Hill Revelation 3D! Also, Malcolm McDowell wearing a net....


Podquisition Episode 101: Red Dead Erection (aka Grimer's Pisslips)
On a rip-roarin' episode of Podquisition, we discuss Red Dead Redemption 2 and the disappearance of clever naming conventions. Also, we chat more Mafia III, more Pokermans, and more other stuff. I know there's other stuff. I can't remember any of it....

Podquisition Episode 100: Lesbian Pussy Cider Rum
Podquisition's made it to 100 episodes! To celebrate, the gang make liquid mistakes as Laura drinks pussy rum and Jim becomes a live mixologist. Also, Gavin played Gears of War 4. We chat about Cuphead, more VR bollocks, the music of Pulp, and loads more. It's a 100-episode nonsense spectacular!...

The Spin-off Doctors: Resident Evil Extinction
Dr. Isaacs and his mother lived alone in a small house on a hill... Your favorite Movie Boys are back to look at the third film in the Resident Evil movie franchise... and it's not great. Idiot crows, a girl called K-Mart, and the Worst Wesker are all to be found in this wannabe Mad Max....


Podquisition Episode 99: You Gotta Shoot The Clown Babies
It's the 99th episode of Podquisition and we celebrate by doing the same thing we always do - talk bollocks. This week, we discuss PlayStation VR and the need to shoot clown babies with Move controllers. There's also more sad hope for Beyond Good & Evil 2. As if that wasn't enough, Gears of War 4 thoughts and Gavin playing Splinter Cell: Blacklist. Yay!...

Podquisition Episode 98: Full Sexual Intercourse
Sociopolitical commentary happens on this episode. You have been warned. But seriously, let's talk about law and order... On the show we discuss that Brazzers Overwatch thing, More NX bollocks, Ubisoft possibly breaking UK pornography laws, and Virginia followups. You'll need plenty of stamina for this one!...

The Spin-off Doctors: The Last Starfighter
The Last Starfighter comes to us from a simpler time, before Tori Amos took our innocence. Let's enjoy this 80s masterpiece, and lament the fate of an arcade playing cosmic doormat....


Podquisition Episode 97: Tiger Dong
Would you eat an animal penis? That is the hot topic of the day, as the gang attempts to navigate the tricky world of knob munching. Elsewhere, we talk about why Dead Rising 4 will be good despite the hate, we chat about Nintendo's continued NX coyness, and there's some discussion of some other stuff, probably!...

Best Of Podquisition Volume 1
Laura spent ages putting together a compilation of the best bits from the first fifty episodes of Podquisition! From Link pissing out of his arse to a bathtub full of poo, all the stupid idiocy from this terrible podcast's first year are yours to enjoy again. Drink down that Booty Sweat! (PQ fanart by eatcat - http://eatcat.deviantart.com/art/Podquisition-577620922)...

Podquisition Episode 96: Power Of The Russian Masters
(Forgive the audio quality this week, we had to use the backup Skype call recorder). Steve Burns joins Jim and Laura to discuss Justin Roiland's virtual reality escapades, the PS4 Pro, and Kane & Lynch 2. Also, angry Russian energy drinks and breathing through our skin!...


The Spin-offDoctors: Tomb Raider
Lara Croft is a littering, rude, privileged thug. That much we can ascertain from Angelina Jolie's licensed vehicle, Tomb Raider. Join your favorite movie boys for a rundown of this ol' movie - one of the better produced, but ultimately less fulfilling films we've gotten to look at....

Podquisition Episode 95: I Basically Jelqed My Penis
Podquisition is the only videogame podcast where you'll learn advanced penis exercises. Also, we talk about Nintendo's presence at Apple's keynote, Nuka World, and how Laura was totally right about the PS4 Slim. No PS4 Pro talk though. Stupid Sony putting on a show after our recording....

Podquisition Episode 94: PS4 Slim
It's the trial of the century as Laura answers charges of 3D printing a working PS4 Slim! Also, we talk about the PS4 Slim even though it's definitely not real. Elsewhere, there's some more Mankind Divided chat, we talk about Attack on Titan, and SEVERAL OTHER THINGS!...


The Spin-Off Doctors: Dead Rising Watchtower
Dead Rising Watchtower is a strangely faithful film that attempts quite valiantly to be canon. Sort of. Rob Riggle steals the show and we learn all about the Internet Movie Firearm Database. What a time!...

Podquisition Episode 93: 50 Minutes Of Deus Ex Is Enough
If you don't want to hear about Mankind Divided for 50 minutes, then you didn't ask for this podcast. When we're not chatting about that, we discuss the little known (but wonderful) game Valley, the PS4 Slim that Laura totally touched, and other stuff!...

Podquisition Episode 92: F*ckblinkers Dot Com
When you're having sex with a plastic arse but don't want to think about the implications of its disembodiment, there's only one site to turn to! Also, more No Man's Sky bollocks, a good laugh at Konami's Metal Gear Survivor announcement, we learn about names for a bit....


The Spin-off Doctors: Dead Or Alive
Join Jaime Pressly, Holly Valance, and Kevin Nash on DOA Island for one of the most surprising movies we've ever reviewed. DOA: Dead or Alive is surprisingly not terrible. In fact, it's actually rather funny....

Podquisition Episode 91: The Crab Ones Are Always Jackasses
The battle stations are readied as The Jimquisition comes under fire from No Man's Sky's most infuriated defenders. Are they as bad as the crab animals in the game itself? No. They are not. In addition to loads of NMS talk, we discuss The Elder Scrolls VI, Nintendo's NX bollocks, and our personal comedy pretensions!...


Podquisition Episode 90: The Smell of Moby's Dick
Just what IS that dirty Moby up to? It's got nothing to do with Mobius Final Fantasy, though that gets a mention too. Elsewhere, we talk about how Aug lives totally matter, Niantic's lack of communication over Pokemon Go, and other things as well, friend!...

The Spin-off Doctors: Final Fantasy - The Spirits Within
Complete nonsense. Absolutely, thorough, infuriating nonsense. That's the best way to describe Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within. It's a shorter running time this week because the film has about ten minutes of plot running through 90 minutes of gibberish. Despite that, this is actually one of our most entertaining episodes. A triumph, considering what we were working with....

Podquisition Episode 89: The Sound Of 25 Years Of Sonic
Sonic the Hedgehog had a great weekend... the same can't be said for anybody watching his 25th anniversary livestream. We talked about that fun little circus. Also discussed this week - Gavin's mangled music, We Happy Few, the Sega Genesis, and loads of other bollocks....


Podquisition Episode 88: Pain
The gang's back together! Laura returns to discuss Pokemon Go, the NES Mini, and Dead Rising. Also, we talk about pain. So much pain. All of the pain that we have....

The Spin-off Doctors: Silent Hill
Your Movie Boys take their first trip to the Town That Takes, discussing the sexiness of Pyramid Head, the stupidity of our protagonist, and the problems with casting an uncreepy child as a creepy child....

Podquisition Episode 87: I Need More Bulbasaur Candy
Laura's still on a break, which means Jim gets to teach Gavin all about Pokemon Go! But first, Gav needs to learn about Pokemon. Like... the entire premise of Pokemon. Elsewhere, we get first Jimpressions of the HTC Vive, there are more YouTuber money shenanigans, and Laura delivers zingers from far away....


Podquisition Episode 86: This Great Gambling Website
On this week's show, we're joined by LEGENDARY podcast boy Justin McElroy to discuss - what else? - that whole CSGO gambling stuff. We have other stuff, too! Boglinwatch 2016 changes forever, we talk a little more about Playdead's Inside, aaaand Jim basically fawns over Justin a lot. What a great boy!...

The Spin-off Doctors: Prince of Persia
It's time to enjoy the adventures of the Definitely Persian Prince of Persia. Oh, and Ben Kingsley's back, putting in another full-effort performance....

Podquisition Episode 85: Hosing Off The Anus
Please forgive the poor audio quality this week. Laura can't leave us alone for one minute... Holly Green joins the crew to discuss Orion's shenanigans, shady sponsorship deals, and Fallout. Loads and loads of Fallout. Oh, and poop stuff. Messy poop....


Podquisition Episode 84: Shitey No. Nein
Boglinwatch 2016 gets a load of new developments, and two thirds of the cast talk about their injuries. Speaking of injuries, Mighty No. 9 was released. It was sad. Elsewhere, we talk about Scorpio backtracking, YouTube sponsorships, and Destructoid making (IN MY OPINION) a big mistake. Oh, and here's that video Gav wanted you to watch - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cx8sl2uC46A...

Podquisition Episode 83: Link's Jizz Enema Murderboner
Laura has the hottest scoops LIVE from E3! Learn how she had to sneak into Ubisoft’s press conference, hear her firsthand impressions of Zelda: Breath of the Wild. Oh, and she was almost kidnapped. Elsewhere, we laugh at the usernames of Overwatch’s Reaper players, Link’s amiibo has a jizz problem, and there is no Beyond Good & Evil 2....


Special: E3 2016 Jimpressions
Your ol' pal Jim Sterling got together with fellow movie boy Conrad Zimmerman to discuss each E3 press conference of 2016. Original a five-part video series on YouTube, we've compiled our recordings as one full podcast for your listening delight. Hear our thoughts on Electronic Arts, Bethesda, Microsoft, Ubisoft, and Sony!...

Podquisition Episode 82: Pre-Pre-Pre-Pre-Pre E3
E3 hasn't started yet but the leaks and the outings are in full swing. We chat about Watch Dogs 2, rumors of The Evil Within 2, and Agents of Mayhem. Elsewhere, The Sims gets representation and there's more VR bollocks!...

The Spin-off Doctors: Need For Speed
Aaron Paul ditches meth for misogyny in this ill-advised theatrical adaptation of Need for Speed. It's basically just a car film but with very few races, too many characters, and some of the stupidest character motivations in cinema. Also this may be our most meandering episode. The drugs like me....


Podquisition Episode 81: Sh*tty Bum Wiggle
Wigglin' this way, wigglin' that, nobody knows which toilet we're at! Podquisition tackles the news of the day, including No Man's Sky death threats, new console rumors, and the emotional vapidity of games. Also, Jim set all his clothes on fire, ha ha ha ha....

Special: Dark Souls III Spoilercast
Your ol' pal Jim is joined by Laura and Gavin to discuss Dark Souls III without the spoiler tags applied. Let's talk bosses, locations, and why a certain king can go eff himself!...

Podquisition Episode 80: A Hobgoblin's Knobhole
The world is not ready for JimGav, the horrific new Podquisition host. It's quite a spectacle. Overwatch obviously commands much of our time, but we also badmouth that crap new Turtles game, and discuss the latest failings of Oculus. Oh, and we talk about LOTS OF OTHER THINGS!...


The Spin-off Doctors: Double Dragon
What happens when a videogame turns into The Warriors for children? Robert Patrick gets amazing hair is what! Double Dragon is one of the more curious videogame movies out there, and it's oddly worth watching. Let's see what the Movie Boys have to say about it!...

Podquisition Episode 79: Barbie Girl
You can brush our hair and undress us anywhere! The gang discusses Homefront: The Revolution which means we also sing Aqua songs for your pleasure. There's plenty of gushing about Doom, we talk about *that* bad gameplay video, and we discuss the upcoming Tetris trilogy. Oh, and that Assassin's Creed film got a trailer, I suppose....

Podquisition Episode 78: Nathan Drake F*cking An Apple
We discuss some scenes you may have missed in Uncharted 4 - a lot of sex is involved. Also, we chat about Battleborn, Disney Infinity's extinction event, and give you an E3 drinking game that may not be good for you....


The Spin-off Doctors: Wreck-It Ralph
SIR!? SIR, I DO BELIEVE I AM ABOUT TO WRECK THIS! Is Wreck-It Ralph a thinly cloaked champion of the status quo, designed to consolidate the power of the 1% and disenfranchise the rest of us? According to the Movie Boys, yes, Yes it is, We ruined Wreck-It Ralph. Sorry....

Podquisition Episode 77: Radiohead
A sad Radiohead time is delivered to your ears this week and we're sorry about that. Fortunately, we also bring VR talk, Uncharted 4 impressions, talk of Watch Dogs 2, and Fragments of Him. So that's nice!...

Podquisition Episode 76: Skid Pricarus
If you're one of those people who did a sad over certain negative Star Fox Zero reviews, you won't like this episode. Not at all. Recorded early, we miss a lot of the stupid news that hit, but we've still got great chat on offer. Glow-in-the-dark skeletons, PAX East experiences, and monster truck incidents all get discussed. Also Aliens....


The Spin-off Doctors: BloodRayne
A movie in which Billy Zane outclasses Ben Kingsley and Meatloaf steals the show. Uwe Boll's tits n' guts travesty is... quite surreal. Let us enjoy this totally unhinged mess of vampiric nonsense, shall we? It's time for BloodRayne to ruin our day....

Podquisition Episode 75: The Masturbatorium Chronicles
Enter the Masturbatorium, but make sure you bring a towel! This week we talk about fine wines, Dark Souls board games, and Guitar Hero MMOs. There's also time to chat about Mirror's Edge Catalyst, GameStop's publisher plans, and Boglinwatch 2016 developments....

Podquisition Episode 74: Boglinwatch 2016
Boglinwatch 2016 continues with hot new developments and there's wanking afoot on Demios. Elsewhere, we talk about dating middle aged men in pubs, guns that look like toys, and the rubbish that was Batman vs. Superman. Oh, and Dark Souls III. Loads of Dark Souls III. Not sorry....


The Spin-off Doctors: Mortal Kombat
It might be the best videogame movie ever made. It might also have a lot of unfortunate implications. It's Mortal Kombat! Why must we mourn Art? Where did Christopher Lambert get his wig? Should Goro have gone out like that? This is a movie with a lot of questions. Let's enjoy!...

Podquisition Episode 73: Jizzing Brown Paste On The Moon
This week's Podquisition is the most scientific yet, as we get the FACTS about ejaculating on the Moon. It's pretty upsetting! We've all played Dark Souls III now, so expect chat about that, alongside some impressions of Enter The Gungeon, and thoughts on the failed Rock Band 4 PC crowdfund. Also, Boglinwatch 2016 continues......

Podquisition Episode 72: The VR Daughter Faceplant Special
Virtual Reality is finally here, but we're too busy laughing at a kid falling over to notice. It's really funny. Elsewhere, we talk about butt nontroversies, Fallout 4 DLC, and pledge to bore you with Dark Souls talk forever. Also, Boglinwatch 2016 has a terrible development. (Faceplant gif source: http://www.theverge.com/2016/3/10/11196388/virtual-reality-table-gif)...


The Spin-off Doctors: Pokemon: The First Movie: Mewtwo Strikes Back
What does Pokemon: The First Movie: Mewtwo Strikes Back have to say about Adolf Hitler? This is a question your resident Movie Boys have the answer to! Pokemon tears can heal the dead, Minnesota is the link between realities, and Team Rocket just can't deliver the goods. This movie is out of its damn mind....

Podquisition Episode 71: We Have Dark Souls III
Grab an Estus Flask and settle in for some spoiler-free Dark Souls III discussion, as two thirds of the cast give their thoughts. One of us shouldn't even HAVE it! Boglinwatch 2016 officially begins, the alleged NX controller looks utterly terrible, and Hyrule Warriors Legends is a thing... if you get it on the New 3DS....

Podquisition Episode 70: Real Oddworld Farts
Leading the news this week is the announcement that your old pal Jim will be voicing a character in the newly announced Oddworld: Soulstorm! Will he voice farts? Who knows? Elsewhere, Laura has a piper y'all need to pay, Gav's been playing The Division, we have early Jimpressions of Quantum Break, and there's chat about PlayStation VR. What a fun time!...


The Spin-off Doctors: Hitman (2007)
In what may be their finest outing yet, your Spin-off Doctors skewer Mr. Olyphant's performance as Agent 47 in the ridiculous 2007 Hitman movie. Why doesn't the world's best killer have an alias? How has an Interpol agent pieced together the work of a ghost? Exactly what happened to any of the forgotten characters? Hitman 2007 isn't just a bad movie, it's infuriating....

Podquisition Episode 69: Bee Bombs & Bicycle Banging
The Yogscast's very own Sips joins your regular crew this week for a delightful episode revolving around weaponized bees and lurid bike sex in hotels. We chat about The Division, Lionhead's closure, chancers on Early Access, and the appropriateness of being a baby in Assassin's Creed 2....

Podquisition Episode 68: The Origami Killer
This week we "celebrate" the PS4 debut of Heavy Rain, as well as talk about Pokemon and the potential Xbox One upgrade plans. Elsewhere, there are rumors about Beyond Good & Evil 2 coming to NX, and Slashy Souls is a load of wank....


The Spin-off Doctors: Street Fighter - The Movie
Raul Julia's amazing performance, Vega's fabulous features, the war crimes of Van Damme, and also Kylie Minogue for some reason. These things and more combine, with some help from DNA MUTAGEN, to make an incredible comedy movie that's just like Rush Hour. Street Fighter: The Movie is a prequel narrative based entirely around clothes. It's brilliant....

Podquisition Episode 67: Come To Our Tupper Sex
The role of Gavin this week will be played by Loading Ready Run's Graham Stark! This episode spends some time talking about virtual reality porn, with hot topics such as golden showers, tupper sex parties, and lemon whores all on the menu. We also discuss Far Cry Primal, Plants Vs. Zombies: Garden Warfare 2, and Laura's notorious trials with Undertale livestreaming....

Podquisition Episode 66: The Xbox One Is A Bit Toss
On this week's episode, we obviously have to spend some time making fun of the terrible Street Fighter V launch. We also chat about Quantum Break's PC release, and Hideo Kojima's latest chicanery. There are a few home truths to be said about the Xbox One, too. Let's put this on the table......


The Spin-off Doctors: DOOM
Your doctors cut open the carcass of DOOM, discussing the total lack of demons, The Rock's sudden heel turn, and anachronistic videogame products. Oh, and don't worry... we spend quite some time talking about THAT little first-person segment. You know the one....

Podquisition Episode 65: Spunk Out Your Eyeholes
On this week's episode, there's a traumatic experience with an eyelid while "fan" feedback gets to be uniquely offensive. Elsewhere, we talk about the horrors of the confirmed live-action Sonic the Hedgehog film, Molyneux is mocked again, and The Lost can go screw itself. Also, thoughts on Firewatch and Unravel!...

Podquisition Episode 64: Knuckle-Deep In Kanye
On today's meaty episode, we chat about Baba Yaga rule 34, the merits of Ronan Keating, and the sexual misadventures of Kanye West. Can you believe we talked about games a lot, too? American Truck Simulator, Peter Molyneux's latest bollocks, Rise of the Tomb Raider, Tales of Symphonia's terrible PC port, and so much more are all on the docket. What a show!...


The Spin-off Doctors: House of the Dead
"You created it all so you could live forever. Why?" Your doctors are in the house to dissect House of the Dead, Uwe Boll's classic cinematic dog turd. Spaniards from Spain, gun continuity, Sega's island raves, and tits within minutes are all on the menu. Alongside some of the crappest zombies ever....

Podquisition Episode 63: Horsecock
This week, we talk about The Witness, obviously, and also spend quite some time trying to describe the monstrosity that is FNaF World. It's... quite something. Elsewhere, Rise of the Tomb Raider finally made it to PC and Mighty Number 9 is delayed again, go figure. Oh, and what's all this "Horsecock" business about?...

Podquisition Episode 62: Shadow The Hedgehog Vs. Teenage Poetry
Laura compares her teenage poetry to the lyrics of Shadow the Hedgehog's title tune, and we find out that corporate-produced angst cannot stand up to the real thing. Elsewhere, there's more VR bollocks, we talk about Nintendo and the NX, and one third of the team might be a bit loopy on medication....


The Spin-off Doctors: Resident Evil
Join your old friends Jim Sterling and Conrad Zimmerman as they get elbow-deep in licensed videogame material. Movies, TV shows, comics (but mostly movies), the doctors are here to examine. This week, we start with 2002's Resident Evil, directed by Paul W.S. Anderson and starring Milla Jovovich. She kicked a zombie unconscious....

Podquisition Episode 61: Bowie
This week, we talk about David Bowie and That Dragon, Cancer. So yeah... not the most upbeat of weeks, right? This was all recorded before the Alan Rickman news, too. Fuck cancer. Anyway, we still have a fun show for you. We also chat about Assassin's Creed Chronicles: India and Pony Island, as well as lament injured backs and the latest Rift chicanery....

Podquisition Episode 60: The Kylo Ren Of Wanking
Masturbation is the hottest topic of the hour, as the dark side takes a heavy grip on our oozing genitals. So that's good. Elsewhere, we talk plenty about VR and the recent Oculus Rift pre-order chaos, there are Assassin's Creed rumors about, and Gavin will soon get to play the new Tomb Raider. Then there's all the wanking....


Podquisition Episode 59: The Drunk Naked Office Party Episode
To be quite honest, I don't remember a damn thing we talked about on this episode. All I remember is that Gavin, condemned to sobriety, had to sit and listen to a load of bollocks as everyone else got nuder and less coherent. I think at some point I mentioned Bravely Default?...

Podquisition Episode 58: Games Wot We Liked In 2015
Merry Christmas Eve n' stuff. We have a nice positive show discussing games that we loved in 2015. There are obvious picks of course - Bloodborne, The Witcher 3, and Splatoon get mentions after a year of podcast talk - but you might hear a few surprises too. Gavin's sick, Laura's on mead, it's a fine time all round!...

Podquisition Episode 57: Smeggnog
Prepare your ears as Laura proves terrifyingly good at ASMR and Gavin brings a whole bucket of Eddie Vedder. If you need a drink, your ol' pal Jim has the smeggnog! This week, we're talking about GaymerX, Ubisoft screwing up Tetris a SECOND time, and Hideo Kojima's magical holiday that led to a whole new indie studio. It's a whole lot of fun this week, easily our best and worst show yet!...


Podquisition Episode 56: Konami The Liar
This week, we obviously talk about Kojima being barred from attending The Game Awards, because Konami is full of lies and dirty behavior. There's also some fine chat about Final Fantasy VII, even if two thirds of the cast are objectively wrong about it. In other news, Half-Life is old, The Old Hunters is new, and Gavin likes Just Cause 3....

Podquisition Episode 55: Miley Cyrus' Twerk Stick
The one and only SuperBunnyHop joins us this week to help design a new game for Miley Cyrus. We're thinking of calling it Twerkin' Hard Or Hardly Twerkin', and it will make literally one hundred dollars! Elsewhere, we chat about Fallout 4's problems, the nature of game criticism when dealing with huge open-world experiences, and express bewilderment at people who are SO MAD at Undertale. Also, some more talk about Xenoblade Chronicles X, and Rainbow Six: Siege impressions....

Podquisition Episode 54: Kate Bush's Secret Island
Happy Thanksgiving if you’re into turkey n’ stuff! We keep the holiday stuff light, instead focusing on all the murders that happen in soap operas, as well as the secret island of Kate Bush. We’re really sorry about the Kate Bush thing. Elsewhere, we talk about more Fallout 4, Bloodborne: The Old Hunters, and give you a tasty preview of Xenoblade Chronicles X!...


Podquisition Episode 53: LINKLE!
CONTENT WARNING: This show contains woolly liberal politics. If you are offended by progressive politics, please be advised! On this show, we get a bit too dark and political for a bit, before discussing the most crucial matter of the day -LINKLE! She's like Link, but better, because she's called Linkle. Also, there's more obligatory Fallout 4 chat, we talk about the frustrating nature of Star Wars Battlefront, and loads more bollocks besides!...

Podquisition Episode 52: Round The Twist
It's Jimdependence Day! To celebrate a full year of The Jimquisition going independent, you've got a full extra episode of Podquisition to enjoy. It's got sexual tension with CPR dummies, it's got stories, it's got singing, it's got references to old 90s kids shows! It's everything you want and more. We dedicate the episode entirely to questions from YOU, the listener, and boy did it lead to one heck of a fun show....

Podquisition Episode 51: Something Something Fallout 4
Can you guess what most of this episode is about? To be honest, if you are sick of hearing about Fallout 4, you might want to just skip this one. It's most of the episode. We do find time to talk about Rise of the Tomb Raider as well though. Huh? You like that? Yeah? It's good!...


Podquisition Episode 50: Peach Or Vomit?
We all get a detailed lesson on the rich lore of Halo this week as we prepare for a Halo 5 review that MIGHT DEFINITELY HAPPEN MAYBE. Oh, and Laura eats vom-flavored jellybeans. Eats them until horrible things happen. Horrible, horrible things. Loads of other stuff happens this week, but seriously. Vom jellybeans....

Podquisition 49: David Cage Writes Science Fiction
David Cage is BACK, baby! He's writing a sci-fi game called Detroit, but it's totally not a sci-fi game because he said it wasn't. It's about Robocop or something. Also, Laura's journalism is unquestionable as Until Dawn's DLC is revealed, the new Assassin's Creed is actually rather good, and Tri-Force Heroes is delicious....

Podquisition Episode 48: Willy Wanker
This week we discuss what would happen if Konami were run by a Willy Wonka type president, and laugh at the idea of them pretending Hideo Kojima hasn't left the building. Elsewhere, you get some hands-on impressions of the new Steam Controller, sad talk of Guitar Hero Live's troublesome content system, and Gavin says something about Dark Souls....


Podquisition Episode 47: POG Watch 2015
It's more like POGquisition this week, as Podquisition covers the most important event of the year - POG Watch 2015! What's the latest in all things POG? Listen to find out. Elsewhere, the gang discusses Undertale some more, Square Enix's "totally not a blacklist" gets called out, and there's a little bit o' chat about Call of Duty. Why not, eh?...

Podquisition Episode 46: My Boner Takes Precedent
This week, we get sexy and saucy as we discuss Metal Gear Solid V allowing "tactical" use of breasts. There's also FOB insurance schemes to chat about, microtransactions in Assassin's Creed Syndicate, and speculation as to what will replace radio towers in Far Cry Primal. Also, Shenmue 3 needs more money. Silly crowdfunding people. Have you subscribed to my Patreon by the way? ;)...

Special: The Beginners' Guide Spoilercast
This is a special, spoiler-laden podcast in which your ol' pals Jim Sterling and Laura Kate discuss The Beginner's Guide. We talk about the game's themes, potential meanings, and how it resonated with us. If you've not played the game, I don't recommend you listen. If you have, please join us and our rambling musings....


Podquisition Episode 45: The Patreon Conspiracy
On this week's episode, we laugh at some rando who has no idea how Patreon works and believes The Jimquisition should be investigated by the government. We also explain to people how shouting on Twitter doesn't work. Elsewhere, there's talk of Tony Hawk's Pro Skater 5, we look at the ridiculous Call of Duty: Black Ops 3 publicity stunt, and there's a bit more SOMA chat....

Podquisition Episode 44: David Cameron F*cked A Pig
On this week's show, we cannot resist talking about David Cameron being a naughty boy with a bit of an animal. We also spend some time discussing why you shouldn't do a poo in a bathtub. Elsewhere, we chat about a game in which you scrub up naked dudes, SOMA gets some deserved love, and we make fun of Jonathan Blow a little bit. Love ya, Jonny!...

Podquisition Episode 43: Shigeru Miyamoto's Cloaca
This week, we go into horrific detail as we try to explain how Shigeru Miyamoto is the mother of Bowser Jr. We also talk all about the rage that's been flying about this week for reasons that totally aren't our fault. Elsewhere, we chat a bit about Super Mario Maker, Dropsy, and the Assassin's Creed "Ripper" DLC that we totally predicted. Also, Laura drinks and reviews an energizing can of pussy....


Podquisition Episode 42: Lesbian Space Tits Energy Drink
On this week's show, we mostly complain about angry commenters who are stupid, wrapping it all up in some discussion about Metal Gear Solid V and Mad Max. Elsewhere, Laura drinks a space lesbian energy drink, a serial killer runs amok in Camden Town, and there's loads of other bollocks that we bang on about....

Podquisition Episode 41: Metal Gear Naked Dad
On this week's episode, we naturally spend some time talking about Metal Gear Solid V: The Phantom Pain. Don't worry, there are no spoilers! We also chat about Deus Ex: Mankind Divided's amazingly terrible pre-order scheme, and there's an impromptu debate about Mass Effect 3 as Gav and Laura hash it out. It's the controversy that just won't die. All that and more, only on Podquisition!...

Podquisition Episode 40: #FucKonami
Konami gets yet another well-deserved thrashing as we talk about review "boot camps" for Metal Gear Solid V and the looming threat of microtransactions in Hideo Kojima's latest. Only Konami could turn MGSV into yet another conversation about how awful it is. Elsewhere, we talk about Gravity Ghost, Until Dawn, and some other stuff we've forgotten about. Also, stay tuned to the end for some real talk. Some sappy, heartfelt real talk....


Podquisition Episode 38: Everybody's Gone To The Crapture
Everybody's doing that Rapture thing and we couldn't be more thrilled. Well, we could. We could really, truly be more thrilled. Still, at least we get to watch Sonic the Hedgehog have an orgy and become pregnant, which happened this week. We are all still recovering from that one. Elsewhere, we chat about King's Quest, Half-Life, and a load of other bollocks!...

Podquisition Episode 37: Erotic Violence?
On this week's cavalcade of misery, we focus a lot on Konami being a terrible place to work and a terrible company in general. We also try to work out what its Castlevania pachinko machine means by the term "erotic violence." Elsewhere, we do all sorts of grown-up talk about Mafia III, the woes of video editing, and what Destiny's erasure of Dinklebot means. It's a good podcast!...


Podquisition Episode 28: Fallout 4 And Torture Porn
On this week's podcast, we manage to get a whole lot of conversation in about Fallout 4 and Steam's refund policy, both of which made the show fly by! We also provide our predictions for E3, and by that I mean Laura has become legitimately scary and might very well be in line to direct a new Hostel movie. Good lord. All that, and loads more toss for you to enjoy!...

Podquisition Episode 27: Dank Cumsock
On this week's vile excuse for a show, Laura finally gets The Witcher 3 working, but doesn't play it. She also eats horrible dogfood-chocolate stuff, because that's what you're here for. In addition, we chat splatcore about Splatoon, regard Digital Homicide's latest meltdown extravaganza, and delight in how being tired apparently makes Gavin really quite talkative!...

Podquisition Episode 26: Hot Unicorn Sex Coffee
On this week's bloomin' great episode, we obviously spend some time chatting about The Witcher 3 - don't worry, we won't spend the entire episode bangin' on about the thing. It's okay! Elsewhere, Laura finally gets Hot Coffee and turns a girl on with drive-by shootings, we insert our POLITICAL AGENDA into the podcast, and we also can't help nattering about how good Mad Max: Fury Road is....


Podquisition Episode 25: Fight The Iconic Oppression
On this week's episode, we celebrate Kickstarter's recent surge of fresh interest, and damn Assassin's Creed: Syndicate with faint praise. Unless we're Gavin, in which case we're disgustingly excited. We also chat tactics in Splatoon, and have a far-too serious discussion on the nature of fan art. It's a meaty episode through-and-through, so sit back and enjoy!...

Podquisition Episode 24: For Caffeine We Mourn
Two thirds of the Podquisition team have now given up caffeine and it's ruining their lives, while Gavin sips wine and haughtily sits upon a throne of misery. Happy birthday, Gav! We talk about Steam Greenlight's latest problems, why Konami is rubbish for trying to erase P.T. from history, and have a giggle talking about Wolfenstein: The Old Blood. All of this and much, much more can be yours to enjoy. Right now. NOW!...

Podquisition Episode 23: Konami & Cornetto
On this week's episode, we still haven't quite worked all of the Konami out of our systems, so we air that for a good, satisfying bit of ranting. We also discuss the thing that broke between this and our last episode - chatting about Steam's reversed mod selling plans. Laura also has weird tiny not-ice-cream to review, State of Decay and Broken Age get OPINIONS spoken about them, and we've made the deadly discovery of Monster Energy Unleaded....


Podquisition Episode 22: Two Monkeys Shagging A Barn Owl
What happens when monkeys and barn owls get frisky? Who knows? What we DO know is that an Italian doctor claims he can do head transplants, and that he's tied to a conspiracy theory surrounding Metal Gear Solid V. That's fun! We also know that Ubisoft manages to somehow release a buggy sidescroller, and that a new Overlord game is happening. We know about John Cena dating sims, and we know about Dark Souls. We know so much!...

Podquisition 21: Home Alone In Oddworld - With Guest Lorne Lanning!
The gang are joined this week by a special guest - Oddworld mastermind Lorne Lanning! We chat about how going indie has helped creativity, confuse Gone Home with Home Alone, and naturally chat about Oddworld and Abe! We also discuss Mortal Kombat X's shameful DLC, free-to-play psychology, Laura's latest sex game, and Jim Sterling's ownage of Blighttown. Oh, and stick around for the ending, as we have an exclusive clip of Gavin's upcoming song based on Bloodborne! Forgive the audio quality this week. It's ...

Podquisition Episode 20: Sex With A Man-Parrot
On this week's intrepid audio adventure, we talk about having sex with cars and various were-animals, because why the heck not? We also discuss Jim's three-day Dark Souls binge and what it's done to his psyche, and TRY not to ramble on about Bloodborne again. Also, Gav and Laura had been drinking prior to the recording. It's actually surprising how non-obnoxious they are, because they're professionals through and through. Still, Gav REALLY wants you to know he's been drinking!...


Podquisition Episode 19: Iwata Does A Poo Poo
On this week's perfectly sensible episode, we discuss Iwata doing a massive poo on Nintendo Direct, something that will definitely happen one day. We also talk about how Jim is 100% medically not-quite-dying, and Laura took a selfie with the corpse of a schoolgirl. Gavin has finally played Bloodborne, so for all of you who are sick to death of the idea of people enjoying games that you don't like, be warned - Gavin likes Bloodborne. A lot. You're gonna have to cope with it....

Podquisition Episode 18: Pillars of Bloodborne Tooth Sex
The show is late this week because one of us almost died. So yeah, sorry about that. Find out how one of us nearly died on this episode, where you'll also learn what that near-death experience did to the person's tits! Elsewhere, an imp has sex with Anne Hathaway's teeth, we talk about Bloodborne and look at its salty user reviews, there's a little bit of chat concerning Game of Thrones and Life Is Strange, and MANY OTHER THINGS ARE SAID!...

Podquisition Episode 17: Arse Confetti
Does the fun ever end? No. It never, ever ends. Even when we wish it would. This week, the crew talks about weird VR things, as Laura enjoys some virtual porn and a man pulling confetti out of his secret garden. We also chat a bit about whether or not Battlefield Hardline was tone deaf, getting trapped in a coffin, and we laugh at the BAFTA win for Destiny. Because it's funny. Also, who the f*ck is Dynamo and why is he anywhere?...


Podquisition 16: Do You Still Shower With Your Dad?
On this week's episode, we chat about some VIDEOGAMES, including Shower With Your Dad Simulator 2015, a lil' bit of Hotline Miami 2: Wrong Number, and that ridiculous Helldivers controller battery bug. Elsewhere, Laura has another energy drink to talk about, and Gavin buys the Eiffel Tower because he is a rich pop star!...

Podquisition 15: The Risks of Robotic Masturbation
Gavin is away for a week because he's too much of a pop star to play with us, but we still have a delightful show lined up for you. Where else will you hear about robotic arms punching their way through your genitals in a misguided wank plan? Nowhere. Nowhere else. We also talk about why we're not wetting ourselves over VR, we chat about the educational sex game How Do You Do It?, and we give Five Nights At Freddy's some credit where credit is due. All this and more, only on Podquisition!...

Podquisition Episode 14: The $386,000 Special Edition
This week's episode is just ridiculous. When we're not busy laughing at ourselves, we ask Gavin about Assassin's Creed: Unity for no good reason, as well as discuss some Kirby and Resident Evil: Revelations 2. Then we bang on about Dying Light's ridiculous $386,000 special edition, which is comedy gold, and we deduce that Eastenders is the Warhammer 40,000 of soap operas. All in all, a good show had!...


Podquisition Episode 13: Early Access Marriage Proposal
On this week's show, one of us is getting married! Well, conditionally... the proposal isn't out of Early Access yet. We chat a bit more about Peter Molyneux and "that" interview. We discuss the New 3DS and Nintendo's classically Nintendo moves. We also chat a bit about The Order: 1886, because OH BOY is that a fun topic!...

Podquisition Episode 12: The Buckfast Problem
On this week's episode, we get a few rounds of attacking Ubisoft in before Gav shows up, and Laura tortures herself with the vicious taste of Buckfast. We also discuss The Many Lies of Peter Molyneux, and chat more about Evolve, because of course we do. Elsewhere, there's excitement for Bethesda's E3 conference, and we discuss all the ways in which Netflix could make its Legend of Zelda TV series absolutely awful!...

Podquisition Episode 11: BDSM And King Henry VIII Tits
On this week's butt-packed episode, the crew talk about how boobs were better in historical times, the ethics of BDSM, and the magical powers that give LGBTQ people an alleged advantage in e-sports. We also talk about Darkest Dungeon, Life Is Strange, Dying Light, and Ubisoft doing something not-terrible for once. Yay!...