My Dad Wrote A Porno Podcast

Imagine if your Dad wrote a dirty book. Most people would try to ignore it and pretend it had never happened - but not Jamie Morton. Instead, he's decided to read it to the world in this award-winning comedy podcast.

Imagine if your Dad wrote a dirty book. Most people would try to ignore it and pretend it had never happened - but not Jamie Morton. Instead, he's decided to read it to the world in this award-winning comedy podcast. With the help of his friends, James Cooper and BBC Radio 1's Alice Levine, Jamie will be reading a chapter a week and discovering more about his father than he ever bargained for.

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S4E12 - 'A Factory Visit'
In the penultimate chapter of Book 4, Belinda finally sees the tri-oxy brillo range in action for the first time......

Footnotes: Jon Ronson
Journalist, author, filmmaker, and fellow porn podcaster Jon Ronson joins the gang to talk Belinda and his crazy experiences in the world of adult entertainment......

S4E11 - 'The Meet'
Belinda has a rendezvous with a contact in Scotland - but is everything as it seems?...

S4E10 - 'Clit Talk'
Belinda works up an appetite with Mistress Sweetjuice at the Moulin Marron. The hunt for the Special One takes a suspicious turn......

Footnotes: Hayley Atwell
Star of Marvel's 'Agent Carter', 'Howards End' and 'Christopher Robin', Hayley Atwell joins the gang to talk fake porn, Shakespeare and her singing career that never was......

S4E9 - 'Boy, She Can Can'
Belinda conducts a team meeting before taking a trip to Paris to secure a crucial client...

Footnotes: Gay 101
In this week's Footnotes, the gang take the opportunity to chat all things gay...

Footnotes: James Haskell
England rugby star and Belinker James Haskell joins the gang to talk royal weddings, drilldos and the mad, mad world of 'Belinda Blinked'...

S4E7 - 'Copier Blues'
James Spooner starts his search for the Special One at Steele's Pots and Pans....

Footnotes: Sexual Health
The gang chat sexual health with Aaron Chady, a sexual health advisor at Europe's busiest sexual health clinic, 56 Dean Street....

S4E6 - 'Pots, Pans and Spoons'
The hunt for the mysterious Special One ramps up a gear as Steele's Pots and Pans puts a plan into action....

Footnotes: Jessie Ware
Singer-songwriter, podcaster and Belinker Jessie Ware joins the gang to talk turkey (mainly) and reveal a surprising connection to EL James, creator of Rocky's inspiration, '50 Shades of Grey'......

S4E5 - 'Turkey Sandwich?'
Belinda meets an old friend in new surroundings for her favourite snack before bedtime....

Footnotes: Helga's Case Files
Jamie, James and Alice open Helga's FBI case files on her fieldwork in Amsterdam. The problem is, they're written by Rocky....

S4E3 - 'Cubicle Confessions'
More shocking revelations come to light from an unlikely source as the wedding of the year continues......

Footnotes: Rocky Answers Your Questions 3
You have thousands of questions. And Rocky Flintstone has none of the answers. But he'll give it his best shot as he gets his exclusive right to reply in this week's Footnotes....

S4E2 - 'Tony's Secret'
Will Tony and Giselle say 'I do'? Who is the phantom behind the pillar? Jamie, Alice and James return to the wedding of the year to find out.....

Footnotes: Who Is The Special One?
We didn't discover the Special One's identity in chapter one - who could it be? Will we ever find out? Jamie, James and Alice examine your surprisingly detailed theories...Get tickets to our live show in BERLIN next Monday 3rd September via mydadwroteaporno.com/live...

S4E1 - 'Dearly Beloved'
Jamie, James and Alice are back with book 4 of Rocky Flintstone's erotic saga, 'Belinda Blinked'. The last book ended with the revelation that there was a spy in Steele's Pots and Pans. Will we find out who it is? Does anybody really care?...

Belinda Blinked 4; The Blurb
Ahead of the start of season 4 on Monday 27 August, Jamie, Alice and James read the blurb of 'Belinda Blinked 4' to find out what's in store for Belinda and co....

Best of Book Three
Jamie, James & Alice look back on some of their favourite moments from book three in Rocky's 'Belinda Blinked' saga. AND they finally reveal when they'll be opening the fourth book to finally (hopefully) discover who The Special One is.Tickets now on sale for the UK & Europe live tour via mydadwroteaporno.com/live...

Footnotes: Royal Albert Hall
A special episode from inside London's Royal Albert Hall to exclusively announce we are bringing our live show to this iconic venue on Thursday 21st June. It is the world's BIGGEST podcast gig ever and we want you to be there!Tickets go on sale on Friday 2nd February at 9am - for full details of this and all our live dates across America, Canada and the UK, go to mydadwroteaporno.com/live...

My Dad Wrote A Christmas Porno 2
In this XXXmas edition of the 'Belinda Blinked' saga, our heroine goes on a festive skiing trip with The Duchess. Do you need to know more? Enjoy! In 2018, we're going on our world tour across the UK, US, Canada and Europe. UK dates now on sale with more to be released soon. Further info and tickets at www.mydadwroteaporno.com/live...

S3E15 - 'East Berlin'
As Book Three draws to a close, it becomes clear that things will never be the same again at Steele's Pots and Pans......

S3E14 - 'Belinda's Spiral Staircase'
After his afternoon's work at Bargain Basementland, Des Martin is treated to a steamy sex session at Belinda's central London apartment....

Footnotes: Personality Test
Who is Belinda Blumenthal? Using the Myers-Briggs Personality Test, the gang try to answer that question, once and for all....

Footnotes: Ben Barnes
Star of HBO's 'Westworld', actor Ben Barnes tells the gang about a weird connection he shares with Jamie...

Footnotes: Vagina 101
After many of you requested it, Jamie and Alice help answer James' questions to learn more about the vagina....

S3E11 - 'Cock-A-Doodle-Flew'
Belinda and Bella want to surprise Giselle with a special flight for her hen do so ask an old friend to help them out....

Footnotes: Nicholas Hoult
Star of Mad Max: Fury Road, A Single Man, the X-Men movies, and more, Nicholas Hoult joins the gang in Montreal to talk weird flats, hen parties and the cast of 'Belinda Blinked: The Movie'......

S3E10 - 'Ken Dewsbury's Cellar'
Whilst in Leeds, Ken takes Belinda to his highly unusual basement flat where they get to know each other properly...

Footnotes: Rocky Changed My Life
The gang read your stories about how Rocky and his literature has changed your life for the better...or the worse....

S3E9 - 'Yorkshire'
Belinda flies to Yorkshire to meet her RSM, Ken Dewsbury, and resolve an issue with one of her distributors in her own unique way....

Footnotes: Sex Parties
Inspired by Belinda's Belgian orgy, Emma Sayle, founder and CEO of exclusive adult event company Killing Kittens, tells the gang what really goes on behind closed doors at sex parties....

S3E8 - 'A F*cking Good Time'
Alfonse takes Belinda to a private members' club where she takes part in a sex game with some of Belgium's high society......

Footnotes: Aphrodisiacs
After the horror that was 'The Chocolate Fountain', aphrodisiacs expert Amy Reiley joins the gang to discuss whether Rocky has got it right with sexy foods in 'Belinda Blinked'......

S3E7 - 'The Chocolate Fountain'
Belinda heads to Belgium for her appointment with Alfonse Stirbacker and a trip to a chocolate factory......

Footnotes: Belinda's CV
Who is Belinda? Where has she come from? What drives her? The gang try to answer these questions as they get their hands on her curriculum vitae......

S3E6 - 'Mr. Claus Bloch'
Belinda meets Claus Bloch at The Grosvenor hotel for an important proposal, a posh lunch. Oh, and sex, of course....

Footnotes: Mara Wilson
Star of childhood classics Mrs Doubtfire, Matilda and Miracle on 34th Street, Mara Wilson joins the gang to talk all things Belinda...

Footnotes: What Happens Next?
After this week's clithanger, the gang read your theories about what's next for Belinda. Is this the end?...

S3E4 - 'A Topless Ride'
Belinda and the Duchess spend the day with the riding set at a showjumping competition. Later, things get a little raunchy before events take an unexpected turn......

Footnotes: Stephen Mangan
Tony-nominated actor Stephen Mangan joins the gang to discuss royalty, Jamie's many voices and whether Rocky's mind is actually human......

S3E3 - 'Dinner at the Duke's Table'
Belinda enjoys a swanky dinner at Epsom Hall with some of the Duchess' high society friends. However, the love eggs prove to be a big distraction......

Footnotes: George Ezra
Singer-songwriter George Ezra joins the gang to chat about Book 3 so far and give his critique of a fan-written song, 'Pomegranates and Rivets'......

S3E2 - 'Epsom Hall'
Belinda heads to the idyllic English countryside with The Duchess, who helps get her in the mood for a debauched weekend with the riding set......

Footnotes: Rocky Answers Your Questions 2
You have questions, Rocky Flintstone has answers...sort of. The author and genius behind the 'Belinda Blinked' saga gets his exclusive right to reply in the first Footnotes of series 3......

S3E1 - 'London; Thursday 15.55 Local Time'
Why did Tony blink? Has Bella earned a promotion? What will Belinda do next? Get all the answers (or none of them) to these questions as Jamie, Alice and James open Rocky's third book to continue the 'Belinda Blinked' saga... mydadwroteaporno.com...

Best of Book Two
Ahead of series three (starting on Monday 29th May), Jamie, James and Alice are back to talk about some of the best - or worst - moments of the second book in the 'Belinda Blinked' saga....

'My Dad Wrote A Christmas Porno' TRAILER
Cum all ye faithful! We've just released our special Christmas edition of Belinda's adventures all taking place at the Steele's Pots and Pans Office Party. It's out now and available to buy via Acast+ now for £2.49 (https://www.acast.com/mydadwroteapornoxmas/mydadwroteapornochristmasspecial) And don't worry - this is a bonus and it won't affect the story. What story?!...

S2E17 - 'A Hot Afternoon at the Lazy P Ranch'
Will Belinda finally get her meeting with Jim? Have we seen the last of Hank Skank? Will we be reading book 3? Find out the answers to all of these questions as Belinda Blinked 2 reaches its sexy climax......

Footnotes: Michael Sheen
Star of stage and screen (and general lovely man) Michael Sheen sits down with the gang to talk about his father's own unusual career and how he thinks Flintstone is the new Shakespeare......

S2E16 - 'A Bit Of Spaghetti Sauce'
Still in Texas, Belinda is taken to an Italian restaurant by well-connected businessman, where things get very saucy over a bowl of Spaghetti Bolognese......

Footnotes: Inside Our Book
We've finally got our hands on the first copies of our new book and it actually looks good! We have our first delve inside the pages......

S2E15 - 'Jim's Secret'
It's the biggest cliffhanger since Ross said Rachel's name at the altar - what is between Jim Stirling's legs? The answer lies within - and you'll never guess......

Footnotes: Charlotte Crosby
Entrepreneur and reality star Charlotte Crosby is a real-life Belinda. She drops by to share some hilarious stories as well as her business tips for our heroine......

S2E14 - 'Texas, USA'
Belinda and Bella touch down in Texas to secure a lucrative deal with Jim Stirling. But is he even there?...

Footnotes: Dr Tamal Ray
Dr Tamal (also, a finalist on last year's 'The Great British Bake Off') joins the gang to give a medical analysis of Belinda's activities....

S2E13 - 'Up, Up and Away'
Bella and Belinda bump into Hazel, the co-pilot from Amsterdam, on a long haul flight to Texas. We can all guess what happens next......

Footnotes: Live Shows
It's the very first Porno live shows this week in London and the gang try to overcome their nerves before hitting the stage......

S2E12 - 'The Fitting Bit'
Before trying on their new expensive horse riding outfits, Belinda and Bella are given a unique 'while-u-wait' service by sales assistant Adaam......

Footnotes: Thomas Middleditch
Emmy-nominated star of HBO's 'Silicon Valley' Thomas Middleditch chats to the gang about the tragic character of Belinda, tries out a few character voices and tells all about filming with Keanu Reeves......

Footnotes: Twitter Roulette
The gang read and respond to some of the tweets they've received about Book 2 so far......

S2E10 - 'Sir James Pops Up'
It's Friday night and Belinda and her "glee team" are gossiping over drinks at the Pentra. But it isn't long before company chairman Sir James Godwin interrupts their evening for a bit of slap and tickle......

Footnotes: Rachel Bloom
Creator and star of 'Crazy Ex-Girlfriend' Rachel Bloom talks us through her weird 'Belinda Blinked' theory and helps us put the wheels in motion for 'Belinda Blinked: The Musical'...

S2E9 - 'Motivating The Sales Force'
Less than an hour after she arrives back in London, there's HR issues for Belinda to deal with at the office. Obviously, she has her own unique approach......

Footnotes: Daisy Ridley
The Force is strong with Belinda as 'Star Wars' actress Daisy Ridley joins the gang to chat about weird merchandise, who she'd play in the 'Belinda Blinked' movie and filming the upcoming Episode VIII......

Footnotes: No Such Thing As A Porno
It's a podcast mash-up as the gang chat to Dan Schreiber from the hugely popular podcast 'No Such Thing As A Fish'. Dan guides us through facts about Amsterdam, the red light district and vodka. Who knows - you might actually learn something......

S2E7 - 'The Countess Zara'
Belinda's bizarre night in Amsterdam continues as she meets Zara, The Countess of Leningrad...and also, it seems, the madam of a brothel....

Footnotes: Reddit
The gang find an old Reddit thread that Rocky might have used for tips and inspiration for his own writing......

S2E6 - 'Casino Etoile, Amsterdam'
The night is young(ish) for Belinda as she heads to an exclusive casino and encounters a potential new Russian client, Grigor Calanski......

Footnotes: Learning Dutch
Want to learn some key Dutch phrases that will help you if you're ever planning a Belinda-style trip to Amsterdam? The gang are here to help......
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S2E5 - 'Goedenavond Peter'
It's the return of Peter Rouse as he becomes reacquainted with Belinda in his Amsterdam pad before taking her for dinner, where she gets a little too merry....
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Footnotes: We've Got Mail
The gang read through some of the emails from Belinda fans (aka Belinkers) with questions, concerns or weird stories about Book 2 so far......
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S2E4 - 'Helga Turns It On'
Dr Robbins' assistant Helga strips off her woollens and gets involved in the action with Belinda......
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Footnotes: Joe Lycett
Comedian Joe Lycett joins the gang to read the many and varied Amazon reviews for Belinda Blinked...
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S2E3 - 'The Dutchman's Leather Desk'
Belinda gets to grips with Dr Robbins on his large red leather desk. However, it isn't long before he quickly reveals some bizarre sexual quirks......
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Footnotes: Book Announcement
Amazing news - Rocky Flintstone is going to be an actual published author! We're releasing a book this October and you can pre-order it NOW at bit.ly/MDWAP...
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S2E2 - 'Amsterdammmm'
Belinda makes her first trip to Europe to secure a lucrative deal with Peter Rouse. Before she meets him, she encounters some new, interesting characters with their own sexual agendas......
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Footnotes: Elijah Wood
Hollywood actor (and self-proclaimed MDWAP fan) Elijah Wood chats to the gang about his favourite moments, the movie version and Rocky Flintstone's bright future...
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S2E1 - 'Ritz Spa Gossip'
Belinda and the gang are BACK as they open 'Belinda Blinked 2'. This week, Giselle lets Belinda in on some sexy secrets as the girls treat themselves to a free spa treatment......
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Best Of Book One
Ahead of series two (starting on Monday 4th July), the gang get together to talk about some of their favourite moments from the now legendary 'Belinda Blinked 1'....
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Footnotes: Rocky Answers Your Questions
'Footnotes' is all the extra bits we didn't have time for in the podcast. In this special edition, we put your questions to the author himself, Rocky Flintstone. PLUS there's a special sneak preview of book 2......

S1E13 - 'Monday Morning 7.45am'
Revelations, announcements, endings - this episode has it all! It's the final chapter of 'Belinda Blinked 1'. Belinda enjoys one more session with The Duchess but will she make it to work for 9am?...

Footnotes: Casting The Movie
'Footnotes' is all the extra bits we didn't have time for in the podcast. This week, we're deciding our A-list cast for 'Belinda Blinked: The Movie'......

S1E12 - 'The Duchess Comes Clean'
It's the return of The Duchess in the penultimate chapter of 'Belinda Blinked'. What is she coming clean about? Will we find out? Will it make sense? Does it matter?...

Footnotes: Merchandising
'Footnotes' is all the extra bits we didn't have time for in the podcast. This week, Rocky has sent an email with some interesting ideas for 'Belinda Blinked' merchandise......

S1E11 - 'The Night Receptionist'
Belinda is still wide awake at The Horse and Jockey as the youngish man from reception brings her some extra special room service......

Footnotes: Rocky's Biography
'Footnotes' is all the extra bits we didn't have time for in the podcast. This week, we discover that Rocky has written himself a biography......

S1E10 - 'Sunday Night 11.55pm'
Belinda and Peter continue their awkward dalliance in the lobby of 'The Horse and Jockey' in full view of the CCTV. And Peter reveals a shocking twist......

S1E9 - 'The Horse and Jockey'
In what is becoming the longest day of her life, Belinda returns to The Horse and Jockey for dinner followed by a second dalliance with Peter Rouse......

S1E8 - 'The Chalet'
As Belinda's day at the company party continues, the mysterious Duchess takes her to a nearby chalet where things get very racy......

S1E7 - 'The Tombola'
This week Belinda is finally free from the maze and takes part in a charity tombola. But, as always, it's more than meets the eye. The prizes are much more racy......

S1E6 - 'The Third Client Peter Rouse'
This week Belinda spends time with one more client in the medium sized maze. They seem to be getting on well - could this be love?...

S1E5 - 'The Second Client Jim Stirling'
This week Belinda is still in the maze and gets a little more (or should that be less?) than she bargained for with potential American client, Jim Stirling......

S1E4 - 'The Maze / The First Client'
This week it's two chapters for the price of one! Belinda puts on her tennis gear (without bra or thong) as Tony leads her to a "medium-sized garden maze" to meet some prospective business clients....

S1E3 - 'The Regional Sales Meeting'
This week, Belinda gets to grips with her UK wide sales team and a few after-work drinks at a hotel bar get a little out of control. One word - pomegranates......

S1E2 - 'The Leather Room'
In this episode, Belinda discovers an unusual room in her office, lined, from floor to ceiling, in leather tiles....

S1E1 - 'The Job Interview'
In the very first episode, we meet our heroine, Belinda Blumenthal, as she interviews for the job of her dreams - worldwide sales director of a pots and pans company....

My Dad Wrote A Porno - Season 1 Trailer
Imagine if your Dad wrote a dirty book. Most people would try to ignore it and pretend it had never happened - but not Jamie Morton. Instead, he's decided to read it to the world in this brand new comedy podcast. With the help of his friends, James Cooper and BBC Radio 1's Alice Levine, Jamie will be reading a chapter a week and discovering more about his father than he ever bargained for....