Aggregated reviews for My Dad Wrote A Porno

Imagine if your Dad wrote a dirty book. Most people would try to ignore it and pretend it had never happened - but not Jamie Morton. Instead, he's decided to read it to the world in this award-winning comedy podcast. With the help of his friends, James Cooper and BBC Radio 1's Alice Levine, Jamie will be reading a chapter a week and discovering more about his father than he ever bargained for.

Laughing and crying every episode (5/5)

I can’t stop sharing this with people


M is the word (5/5)

Has to be my favorite episode so far, crying with laughter, thank you!


Hilarious! (5/5)

I love the commentary


Absolutely HILARIOUS (5/5)

I don’t think I’ve ever laughed as hard in my life as I do listening to this podcast! So well done!


Amazing, Funny, And WOW (5/5)

This is one of the best podcasts Out today! It’s just Brilliant!!! Jamie, James, and Alice, make the book even better. It’s a must listen if you have a sense of humor. Rocky Flintstone keep on writing. I can’t get enough.


Listen with caution (5/5)

This is the funniest thing I’ve ever heard in my life! Just use caution while listening as you’ll find yourself screaming, hyperventilating, and possibly peeing a little from laughing so hard.


Hilariously addictive (5/5)

The husband and I love this podcast. We listen to this together as we play video games. We’ve never laughed so much.


Hysterical (5/5)

I haven’t laughed this much in a while. Hilarious.


This makes my work day enjoyable (5/5)

I enjoy working when I get to listen one of these episodes. I have so much laughter every time.


Laughing out loud (5/5)

I can’t stop laughing I love this so much


If only all our dads were this cool (5/5)

Despite Rocky’s lack of knowledge and comedic writing style, I think Jamie does a good turn around with the embarrassing moments😂 Laugh through the cringe and Alice, James, and Jamie will help you through the rest with their commentary


This is just “all the good parts” (5/5)

Oh my gosh! I just found this amazing podcast and I can’t stop!! I laughed till I cried. I cannot drive and listen to the podcast because I almost crashed from laughing!


Boring. (1/5)

Completely boring and they overuse the “porn” music to transition between “quirks” and “humor”. I use quotation because none of it is funny or quirky. You can find better.. I would not listen to this


I laughed so hard, my mom thought there was something wrong with me (5/5)

I have been a fan of this podcast for two years and it’s the been thing that’s come into my life! I tell anyone and everyone to listen to this podcast because the story is not only absurd, it’s strangely charming and not sexy in the anyway imaginable. It’s perfect!


Makes For Excellent Binge Listening (5/5)

On a friend’s recommendation, I (skeptically) began listening to My Dad Wrote A Porno about a year ago. From the first episode, I was laughing so hard I had tears rolling down my face. Before long, I was a Belinker, voraciously trying to get through all the episodes. Not only is Rocky’s writing so bad it’s good, but Jamie, Alice, and James are the perfect hosting trio — I listen to MDWAP during my weekly road trips, and it’s like having three friends in the car with me. Makes me happy as a lark on the farm.


May I Recommend (5/5)

If you like listening to friends talk about porn may I recommend “There Will Be Porn.”


Eroticaood time (5/5)

Has me laughing while riding my Citibike rental. Almost a danger to society. Great podcast. Suggest to any one who likes listening to three friends talking about sex stuff.


Best podcast ever (5/5)

Sometimes I listen to this at work when I’m bored and I’ll just bust out laughing and I’ve almost been fired for it.


Best podcast! (5/5)

Literally the first podcast I’ve ever virtually enjoyed. Mostly because no one seems to appreciate fine glassware anymore....until now! The attention to detail really paints a picture. I am deftly taken into Belinda’s world... and I shall never leave.


It’s the pomegranates (5/5)

I love this podcast. Seriously, tears streaming down my face and stitch in my side from laughing so hard. It’s a listening adventure. All I can say is: we’re not worthy!


Adore (5/5)

Perfect bedtime stories. 😁


Blinking Good (5/5)

I stumbled upon this podcast searching for something to listen to at work. Bad choice for a podcast while working, but I have been laughing until I cry. This is purely amazing.


Laughing in the dining hall (5/5)

I don’t actually remember finding this podcast all I remember was there was my life before Belinda and my life now. I made the horrible mistake of listening to this in the dining hall at uni (during my lunch break) and have gotten many weird stares due to my random uncontrollable bursts of laughter. So there that.


Funniest podcast out there! (5/5)

As a strong belinker, I have nothing but good reviews for MDWAP. It was the very first podcast that got me into listening to podcasts and I can’t imagine where my life would be without the adventures of my favorite Steele Pots and Pans associate: Belinda. If you have a crazy sense of humor and an appreciation for atypical writing, than this pod is perfect for you!


Worst book ever written !! (5/5)

Soooo wrong and terrible. All in the right ways. Rocky is just amazing and I love the trio!!! I can’t wait to hear more. What will Belinda do next.. or WHO will she do next? Thimble!!!!


Greatest Podcast of All Time (5/5)

My self care routine includes taking a bath and listening to Belinda’s adventure. I can’t tell what I enjoy more- the writing or the reactions. Please don’t ever stop!


Hysterical!!! 🤣🤣🤣 (5/5)

Seriously the best thing I have ever listened to!!! This a recent discovery and I have been binging it like crazy and laughing non-stop!!! Jamie deserves a gold star for being able to read his father’s porn and James and Alice are such a hoot... the 3 of them plus Rocky’s porn equals hysterical!!! I have literally laughed until I cried more times than I can count! 🤣🤣🤣


Have you ever re-listened to podcast episodes? (5/5)

Have you ever re-listened to podcast episodes? I have, but only for this podcast. It’s so HILARIOUS, it can get me to laugh in my darkest times. Thank you for making me nervous to drive while I listen!


Can’t Wait (5/5)

This is such a great podcast!!! I was a little skeptical at first when my wife put it on in the car during our 30hr drive to visit her parents. But, after 2 episodes I was hooked and we binged 4 seasons. After hearing about the world tour I immediately got online and bought tickets. See you guys in L.A. next year!!!!


Hilarious ❤️ (5/5)

Just bought my tickets for the world tour, Portland, Oregon.. I can hardly wait, March 2020 can’t get here soon enough.


Best ever (5/5)

This is hands down the BEST podcast!!!! It will make wine come out of your nose you’ll laugh so hard. James, Jamie, and Alice are superb. This podcast makes life better.


This is the best! (5/5)

A great way to relieve the stress of the day! The hosts are hilarious.


The best worst podcast in the world! (5/5)

I love love love this podcast!! I’m binging it again. It makes my workday fly by and I get the strangest looks from the people at work who see me doubling over and silently laughing!! I hope that Rocky keeps writing!! Can’t wait for you to come to Southern California!!


Don't wear eye makeup (5/5)

I drive for long distances and am always looking for good podcasts to listen to. This was at the top of the recommendations and I had been listening to some heavy stuff and wanted a break. Oh my gosh am I so glad that I didn't wear eye makeup this morning as I was laughing so hard I was crying. This also meant that I could not drink my ice coffee for fear that I would spit it out all over my white sweater or choke. Can't wait to listen more!


Can’t Wait to Blink Myself Silly (5/5)

Where have I been? Can’t believe I’m late to this hilarious, well-endowed podcast. Alice and James, you two are perfect in your supporting roles. I envision you both as the silhouettes visible in a lonely row of seats in a dark movie theater, making your witty quips to the midnight screening of Jamie’s voluntary orating endeavor that is Mystery Science Porn Theater 3000; Dad Edition. This is one podcast series I’m willing to subject myself to and really pound out until the finish. Thanks for the ménage a trois!


Stupendous Smut (5/5)

Oh my


Legendary (5/5)

Absolute great series! The different character voices are amazing and the commentary is hysterical which all add to the ridiculousness of the books!


Favorite new podcast. (5/5)

Just found out about this a couple weeks ago. I have binging the first three seasons. Makes me laugh that I listen to a podcast about an erotic novel at work but it’s just too funny to stop. Helps me get through the day.


Absolutely hysterical! (5/5)

Never have I ever, laughed until I couldn’t breathe, made the oddest facial expressions, and guttural sounds, all within seconds. I am beyond excited to see them live in Minneapolis in March. I hope it just keeps going.


YES YES YES (5/5)

I have re-listened several times and it makes me laugh until I cry. This podcast literally gives me joy and inspiration in my life.


YAY!!! (5/5)

So glad you’re back with season 5!!!! And no animals were harmed in the making of this book-ish!!!


Cannot Stop Laughing (5/5)

I have not stopped laughing since I first stumbled on this podcast-well done!


Note to self... (5/5)

After five seasons, I have still not learned to A. Not listen while at work (how do I explain why I’m listening to while working at a Christian organization??) and B. Not drunk while listening. I’ve nearly spit out my drink multiple times. When will I learn? All that to say, I love this podcast and how hilarious it is. I would also like to be friends with these three treasures of the podcast world.


Funny (5/5)

Tho I increasingly think that they wrote the story themselves.


Hilarious (5/5)

This is THE funniest podcast. Don’t bother looking for something more entertaining, because it simply does not exist. I’ve had to pull my car over, because I was hyperventilating from laughing so hard. Grab a glass of Chardonnay, and hit play, you won’t be sorry.


Timeless literature (4/5)

These books should be required reading for high school health and English lit classes. Riveting story line with exquisite detail and provocative characters. The Belinda books will undoubtedly become literary classics rivaling Dickens, Austen, and Hemingway. (I subtracted one star because of my concern that the author does not know what a cervix is.)


Seriously funny. (5/5)

I can’t say enough about this podcast. It’s wicked funny and totally authentic. From the beginning Jamie, James, and Alice make you feel like your across the table listening to this hilarious and medically inaccurate tale of the high stakes industry of pots and pans! 😂


I actually lol’d (5/5)

The only wholesome entertainment out there


Season 5 episode 2 (5/5)

I made the enormous error in listening to this episode on my lunch break. I had a delicious brisket lunch but have way through the episode I began to gag. This was truly the foulest episode yet. I’ll never gargle again! Thank you rocky. Five stars 😂


Peed my pants (5/5)

So funny!!!


The BEST pornomedy (5/5)

I can’t stop laughing every episode. My mascara is constantly running because I can’t stop. This is utterly amazing! You won’t regret it.


Laugh and cringe (5/5)

Me listening to MDWAP: haha hahaha haha haha haha haha haha ... eeeeeewwwww... haha haha haha haahhhaaaa! Love this show! ❤️🤣😕🙁😖😣😯😦😬😳😂😂😂😂😂


Amazing (5/5)

I can’t get enough of this podcast. The hosts are genuinely having a great time and the stories are hilarious!


Funniest Podcast Out There (5/5)

Incredible, I crack up every episode. Never gets old. Love it!


I pee a little (5/5)

Well... I don’t literally but you sincerely get me close as I’m laughing so hard at all the entertaining chapters your patriarch has pelted out! Listening to you all is like calling all my friends on a party line and chatting about whatever only with much cooler accents. Thank you All for what you do!


There's a reason why these reviews are primarily all 5-stars ... (5/5)

This has become my #1 podcast out of the 60 or so I listen to. Hilarious, sexy, and filled with posh British accents! I am only sad knowing that one day this will have to end :( Edit: 5 years later and I’m over this. Unsubbed. Played out. S5E1.


Imagine Every Bad Erotic FanFic... (5/5)

...this is worse. There have been moments when I’ve actually like had to stop what I was doing to brace myself because I was laughing so hard. I have shrieked in my car too many times with “What?!” “No!!” or begged in futility, “Oh, no, no, please don’t— aaaand (he/she) did. Because of course. Oh, Rocky...” An absolute delight of a show, really.


Freakin Hilarious!!! (5/5)

I probably should not listen at work. I laugh WAY too loud at this podcast. I almost chocked on my smoothie on episode 6! You guys are too funny!


Gross (5/5)

This podcast is gross and hilarious. It makes my skin crawls, and I’m pretty sure that I’ve gagged a couple of times. Highly recommended.


THE BEST PODCAST EVER. (5/5)

I love this podcast so much. I have already listened to all of it and I’m listening to it again while I wait for the next season to come out. The book itself is so entertaining but the commentary from Jamie, Alice, and James makes it ten times better. I’m going to be sad when it inevitably comes to an end but for now, I can’t wait for more. I recommend that EVERYONE listen to it! (Unless you’re under 18 of course). Deep down, I want it to continue to the end of time but I do wonder what that’ll do to poor Jamie. Hopefully he can handle it all for just a bit longer because I honestly cannot get enough.


you won’t want to stop listening (5/5)

Such a funny podcast and I’ve listened to every episode at least twice. Can’t wait for the next season!!


My favorite podcast! (5/5)

Currently on my 6th relisten of all four seasons. Legitimately the only podcast that I can listen to over and over again and still laugh as if I was hearing it all for the first time. Big love to Jamie, James and Alice!


mantis72( (5/5)

I have not laughed this hard in a while. I’m totally hooked on Belinda and her amorous adventures


Please (5/5)

This is so funny! I just can’t stop listening!!


Just listen to it!! (5/5)

This podcast has it all! Pomegranates, semen, muddy symbols, turkey, and candy cane dildos 😂 Currently listening to this for the third time and I swear I laugh just as hard as I did the first time! Rocky is a genius!


Still LOLing (5/5)

I decided to re-listen before the next book and even the second time through, I can’t help but laugh out loud. Love this podcast so much!!!!


Waiting for next season (5/5)

I have binge listened to the first four seasons three times now because I need my Rocky fix. Super excited to see what happens to the gang next season!


Laugh out loud every freaking episode (5/5)

Love this trio. Can't get enough!!!!!!!


Best. Podcast. Ever. (5/5)

This is in a league of its own! ABSOLUTELY HILARIOUS!!!!!!


Incredible. (5/5)

You know from the premise that it’s going to be good - but it’s soooooo good. I knew I would be entertained - but I laugh out loud every single episode. I sometimes have to pause it to take a break, stifling giggles as I listen on headphones (only on headphones!!!) in public. This is one of those podcasts that gets better each season. The jokes, the voices, the banter between our three hosts - all of gets better and better.


Hilarious!! (5/5)

I am often laughing out loud no matter where I am. I love the dramatic readings interspersed with bursts of effervescent laughter. Don’t try to listen to this and do anything that requires major thinking though - you’ll be too distracted!


Wow😂 (5/5)

I literally love this so much. I was in a plane one time and I started laughing and the person next to me just looked at me at least he never asked what I was laughing about.😅😂


My Dad Wrote A Porno (5/5)

This is such a fun podcast to listen to. The hosts have great chemistry and, of course, the porn makes me harder than a birch tree.


Great Podcast (5/5)

This podcast is one of the funniest I have come across!


. (5/5)

I wouldn’t call it sexy. But I’d call it sexyish.


Funniest podcast ever (5/5)

Beyond hilarious. Not for the conservative soul.


Don’t listen to this in public!!! (5/5)

My wife introduced me to this podcast and it is funny. Definitely not for the prudish. It is super awkward at times and overall hilarious. Although I wouldn’t listen to it in public unless you like people looking at you when you snort laugh.


wonderful-ish (5/5)

More “ish” !!!!


Brilliant (5/5)

Fully convinced Rocky is a comedic genius.


Has made me choke on my coffee multiple times (5/5)

I can’t stop listening and can’t stop talking about it. I can’t believe it took me this long to listen to this! It’s hysterical! What a way to start a morning!


Iconic (5/5)

I can’t say how many times I’ve re-listened to this podcast.


Best podcast there is (5/5)

I mean, the title says it. This is absolutely, without a doubt the best podcast out there, made even better by the fact that it seems totally legitimate. Only a father could write porn like that.


My favorite podcast (5/5)

Can’t wait for book five!!!


But why? (5/5)

Amsterdammmmm


Are you ever coming back?!? (5/5)

Come back ALREADY !!!!!


Hilarious (5/5)

My cousin introduced me to this podcast. She had been talking about it forever so I finally gave it a listen. It is so funny I start to gently sweat and nod as I convulse with laughter.


Amazing-ish... (5/5)

My only complaint is that I’ve caught up and there’s nothing else for a month! Almost certainly about a 4.999 stars from me.


People think I’m crazy (5/5)

I listen to this podcast during my commute and LOL the whole time!


More please! (5/5)

Found this podcast about six months ago and have listened to every single one! I laugh out loud and cringe almost every episode. :-). Anxiously awaiting book 5 and more Jamie, James and Alice.


I laugh out loud (5/5)

Literally I listened to the first season only during two times of my day: 1. At the gym 2. Driving And i have been doing more of both of these things to continue to listen to the reading and commentary of Belinda and her odd adventures


Been binging since June (5/5)

Jamie, James and Alice make this podcast the best thing I’ve listened to since I discovered podcasts. They are hilarious and make me wish they were my best friends! Rocky’s writing, while horrid is hysterical and I’d be lying if I said I haven’t cried from laughing so hard. It’s definitely cringe worthy at times and so disgusting- but it is worth being a devoted listener especially if you need a good laugh- this is for you.


Simply HILARIOUS! (5/5)

That’s all.


My dad wrote a porno (2/5)

Imwas listening to S1 and came back and was only able to get S4?


Binged 3x (5/5)

I’ve listened to every chapter 3 times now. It’s *very* funny and holds up to repeat listens. I adore the show.


The most hysterical podcast ever! (5/5)

I have never been happier with a recommendation given by a friend than I am with the one to listen to this podcast. Such a wonderful mix of hilarity and genuine ignorance that these three bring together for us. A must listen!


Great, Light Listening (4/5)

This is way too fun not to binge. I'm not a big romance/erotica fan, so sometimes I feel like I might be missing *something,* not sure what, but otherwise, a great, entertaining listen.


The absolute best of the absolute worst! (5/5)

This nonsense is complete perfection! The literature is horrible and the commentary is incredible!


funniest podcast out there (5/5)

I started listening to this because of recommendations from other podcasts I listen to, and this has me laughing out loud every time I listen. It is so absurd and the farthest thing from porn I have ever heard. The commentary from the hosts only adds to the hilarity of the content.


Excellent (5/5)

Probably the funniest piece of media of any kind that I have ever had the privilege of consuming


Side splitting (5/5)

This show gets me every time. It’s cringeworthy in the best way possible. Love it!


Smut & Sluts (5/5)

When this first popped up in my podcast suggestion list, I was reluctant to give it a go however, I am so glad I did. I have binged seasons for the last 2 weeks. I am currently on season 3 and have not laughed out loud harder than I have listening to these 3 reading this series of books. I hope Rocky Flintstone keeps writing so we get to keep laughing at Belinda as she blinks around the world.


Brilliant Full Stop (5/5)

I have to admit, being a gay man, I was somewhat reluctant to give this podcast a go...and that my friends kept badgering me to listen was more than a little perplexing. Oh. My. God! I’m so glad I reluctantly conceded. It is, hands down, the most hilarious thing I’ve ever listened to. Jamie, James, and Alice are incredible and experiencing Belinda Blinked with them has been nothing short of stupendous!


Honestly brilliant (5/5)

In this porncast, sorry, podcast, a youngish man reads the books his father wrote. Shouldn’t be hilarious, but the books are filled with inaccuracies, fun facts, and plot(sometimes) along with sex. But what makes this podcast my favorite thing in this universe are the comments and asides made by the reader, Jamie, and his two friends/audience, Alice and James. Together, they read the book word for word while both praising and mocking the author, all due respect to Mr. Rocky Flintstone! A courageous endeavor, a hilarious podcast, and a worthy way to spend your time.


Have to listen to Belinda “Blinked” (4/5)

Wasn’t too sure about this podcast but is a definite recommend this to anyone!!!!! Honestly hearing and reading your dads porno book is amazing and funny!!!


screamingly funny (5/5)

if you're having a rough time, listen to this, it will make you feel very happy.


What a great podcast (5/5)

This is laugh out loud funny. Although the books are horrendous, somehow the whole reading it out loud and making fun of it completely turns it around. The trio’s commentary is what makes it all worth it, and it turns into something really great.


Confused cervix (5/5)

Dying at my boring desk job listening to this!! But, confused if cervix means something different in the UK... not sure how it can be ‘...handled hard.’ 😂😂😂


Just the best podcast ever (5/5)

PMSL!!!!


Oh this podcast (5/5)

I listen to this at work and find myself constantly laughing like an idiot. I’ve never laughed so hard at a podcast in my life. Alice is definitely my favorite.


Ten stars (5/5)

The best podcast on my feed. I laugh out loud on the subway. I didn’t think I’d like it, but it’s my FAVORITE


Ban Alice from singing! (5/5)

This is absolutely hilarious but please, for the love of god, stop Alice’s singing!


Not enough blinking stars (5/5)

5 ⭐️are not nearly enough to adequately rate this. It’s the perfect storm of poorly (yet superbly written) story, English accents, British slang, and jokes. I’ve laughed so hard out loud more times than I can recall and at least one time choked and another nearly spit my drink out. Anytime I see someone else laughing I assume they’re listening as well. I’m definitely hooked!


Excellent (5/5)

Belinda: Horny The O2: Filled Pots and pans: sold?? who cares Mhy gut: busted


Comedy gold (5/5)

This is the weirdest, cringiest, goddam funniest thing I gave ever heard in my life. God bless this podcast


Lifesaver (5/5)

This podcast gets me through hellish rides on the L train on my most sleep-deprived mornings on the way to graduate school. People probably think I am nuts stifling laughter but it’s the most effective way to distract from the jam packed train and put myself in a good mood when I wake up grumpy. Hilarious!


The best (5/5)

This is the most entertaining and funny podcast I've ever listened to. The unintentionally hilarious "porn", complete with grammatical and spelling flaws isgreat. But what really makes it such a superb podcast is the infectious humor, comments and laughing by the exceedingly engaging hosts. Jaime, James and Alice. It's truly genius.


Hysterical!!!! (5/5)

Crying tears of laughter!!! 😂😂😂


Hysterical (5/5)

I found this this morning while looking for something interesting to listen to at work. I now have another coworker listening to it as well. Thank you for making my job so much more entertaining!!


Fabulous! (5/5)

This is such a fun exciting adventure! I find myself wishing one of my parents would have written a porno.


So hilar (5/5)

Love the commentary on this rollercoaster of an erotica 😂


😂 (5/5)

Hilarious!!!


I can’t stop laughing (5/5)

What would happen if you discovered poorly written self-published erotic fiction written by your dad? Why you would get two of your best friends to come over to screwer it and provide the best commentary as you read it out loud. This podcast has all the feels- hilarity, joy, wit, horror and mostly a profound sense of embarrassment for the poor aging father who wrote this tome


iconic (5/5)

never fails to make me laugh uncontrollably !!


Really grabs you by the cervix! (5/5)

😂


My favorite podcast (5/5)

I’ve listened all the way through 6 times


Dame Emma (5/5)

This episode was so fabulous - I hope I’m not the only one suggesting that she really does need to publish her home made sex Ed book for kids. What a remarkable, necessary resource! As for the rest of the podcast series, it’s total trash and I absolutely love it. Keep up the good work.


Bringing Families Together (5/5)

I never, and cannot stress this enough, NEVER thought my siblings and my sibling in laws would bond over “erotic literature”, but here we are. My sister forced us all of us to listen on road trip. We almost crashed because our laughter so was out of control. And to the Aj Bombers waitress named Belinda, I’m so so sorry. We weren’t laughing at you, we just didn’t have the words to explain this podcast to you or the amazing coincidence that you were our server after 3 hours of listening to your namesakes adventures.


The Tops (5/5)

There is nothing funnier out there than this podcast. Warning: should probably not operate a motor vehicle while listening; so funny it’s dangerous!


Funniest podcast ever! (5/5)

I had this podcast on my list, but I just now got to it. I was literally crying about halfway through chapter 1. This is just too funny to be listening to in public. Thank God I was home and only annoyed my husband with my outbursts of laughter. By far, the funniest podcast I have ever listened to! I will most definitely turn this one on if I am ever in a bad mood. Thanks for the great work!


My neighbors now think I’m insane... (5/5)

I started listening for the first time ever while doing yard work (with headphones ON haha...) and was laughing a little too much. At one point while pulling weeds I laid on the ground laughing and rolled onto my back with tears in my eyes. It was the part where Belinda excuses herself from the three way, ever so politely of course. The whole thing is great...but that part especially just struck me. 😂


Somewhere in Kansas (5/5)

I wasn't sure about this podcast but I’m so glad I gave it a listen! I was laying in bed next to my husband (who was asleep) and had to bury my head in my pillow to muffle my hysterical laughter 🤣🤣 Such a unique idea and it totally works! Thanks for the great podcast, I can’t wait to hear more!!


Epic and uproarious (5/5)

Just listen to it.


A Laughingly Good Time! (5/5)

I can't stop listening, laughing and cringing! Almost makes me want to write bad erotica and hope my kids are brave enough to narrative and tear into it!


Easily my favorite podcast ever (5/5)

Belinda is a soul mate to me. I’m so glad I discovered this gem and got to learn about business and leadership and of course red hot sex. Rocky Flintstone, I salute you.


FANTASTIC!!! (5/5)

I can’t stop relistening to book 1! Best podcast ever! I’m laughing hysterically! ❤️😂


Hi-Larry-Us (5/5)

A friend recommended this podcast to me about 3 weeks ago, and it has been the one happy place I have found myself when I get some me time. Not only are the Belinda Blink books outrageously amazing, Jamie, Alice, and James just make the readings all the better. Love the Footnote episodes with their guests. And I wish Rocky was my dad cause Mr Flinstone is the coolest dad ever. Thanks for the laughs and all the snorts I’ve let out.


Holy Jesus I love this show (5/5)

Y'all are doing very important work bringing this seminal content to the public eye. I don't know how we can ever repay you. I do need to try to start using headphones more liberally in the listening, though.


Funniest podcast around (5/5)

I mean, I have laughed myself to death several times, and my emergency room bills are piling up, but this podcast just kills me in the best possible way.


Absolute. Favorite. Podcast. (5/5)

I’ve listened to Belinda Blinked 1-4 all the way through FOUR TIMES. It’s still funny. After four times. This podcast is one of my favorite things ever. Please, for the love of all things joyful, listen.


Solid Gold (5/5)

I challenge anyone to find a funnier podcast! A unique premise with hosts who are talented, charming, and extremely quick on their feet. I recommend this one to everyone I know, and all have thanked me for doing so. Just be really careful when listening in public- not safe for walking, bus-riding, or coffee-drinking in public! Love you guys


Tears of laughter (5/5)

Halfway through the first episode and I have tears of laughter streaming down my face. I’m trying not to laugh too loud and wake my whole family. This podcast is FANTASTIC and I can’t wait to listen to more. I’ve never thought of it was a Tupperware box either but now I have too.


Crying from laughter (5/5)

Truly hysterical. Sometimes gag worthy. 10/10 recommend for a fun time but probably don’t listen to when at work with other people


So funny (5/5)

Found this podcast after it was well on its way but that was great for me because I’ve been able to binge listen. The story is naughty and fun but the hosts are just the best. Laughing out loud by myself every time I listen. Well done!!! 5 stars-check it out!


I am in tears every episode... (5/5)

....usually tears from uncontrollable laughter...although many times they are tears of pure horror and disgust. This show is brilliant. I cannot get enough of it. Although I am sad I just recently discovered it and missed the Chicago live show by a year. Come back!!! Cannot wait for more Belinda adventures!!!!


Can’t; Stop; Listening; (5/5)

I laugh in my car everyday and I’m only on Season 2. I have told every person I know about this. It is simply amazing; (the semi-colons are intentional;)


The friends I wish I had... (5/5)

I’ve heard about this podcast ages ago but for some reason I only recently started listening. I’ve been listening nonstop ever since! I fortunately have a job that allows me to listen to podcasts all day and this has me laughing even on my most stressful days. The hosts are so incredibly witty and all I want is to sit and chat with them! I could honestly listen to them talk about ANYTHING! Looking forward to many more seasons!


A family affair (5/5)

This podcast is awful. 5 stars.


so good (5/5)

and thank god it’s someone else’s dad and not my own


Laugh out loud material. (5/5)

Sometimes I cringe. Sometimes I laugh. Either way, 100% hilarious.


The most entertaining (5/5)

A group of my pals and I listen to it through the speakers at our neighborhood bar and it makes for a great drinking experience 🤣🤣


It gets worse and better at the same time (5/5)

The title isn’t a lie! Like....it’s so awful, but it just is the best thing ever! I don’t love any podcast more than this! Rocky Flinstone is a legend and James, Jamie, and Alice are the best humans to listen tell this Erradica! (Unsure of the spelling) “HE GRABBED HER BY THE CERVIX!!!” Dead!!! Love this!!!


Sooner or Later? (5/5)

I can’t decide whether I’m glad to have found this podcast when I did, or devastated because now I have to wait until August for Season 5. I binged the first four seasons and now I have a problem. I only want to listen to Belinda Blinked and I really want to be friends with Jamie, Alice, and James...sigh....just do yourself a favor and go listen!


Amazing! But what happened to book 5? (5/5)

I absolutely love this podcast. But where is book 5? It’s already almost halfway through March, and they haven’t started it....


Gross, cringey while entertainingly hilarious (5/5)

This is wrong on so many levels, but I can’t help but laugh all episode long. I’m confused, conflicted and addicted. Lol


I can’t even! (5/5)

I can’t even! Through Belinda’s experiences I have learned about love, friendship, entrepreneurship, and not to forget.. pots and pans. I have laughed and cried. I need more seasons!! 4 is not enough.


Great!! (5/5)

It is so funny! I was crying so hard while listening to an episode, my coworker had to ask me if I was doing ok!? Just listen, you won’t regret it!


Best podcast EVERRRRR (5/5)

This is probably the best thing I’ve ever listened to in my life! 😂


F@ing hilarious (5/5)

I rarely laugh out loud at podcasts and I’m not a fan of those with lots of crude language but this one is killing me. The book is so bad it’s destined to be a classic. And the hosts are the best. They’re quick, funny as hell, and the accents (their own and the terrible Irish ones they try) add to the fun. My favorite podcast find in quite some time.


Most hilarious podcast!! (5/5)

How is it that I am just discovering the awesomeness that is the world of Belinda Blinked?! I binge listened to season 1 and 2, currently on season 3. This podcast is hilarious and totally changed my life. I commute about an hour each way for work. My drive was becoming exhausting and utterly boring. Then my friend suggested this podcast which has me laughing out loud! I have to be careful though, it’s so funny I’ve nearly driven off the road laughing so hard. I can’t wait to see what Rocky comes up with next!!


Amazing (5/5)

As many others have said, this show is truly hilarious. The hosts are sweet and clever, and Rocky is just beyond description. I was at Starbucks between job interviews the other day and nearly destroyed my outfit by belly-laughing while sipping coffee- honestly, it’s not safe to listen in public if you’re embarrassed by looking demented/laughing to yourself out loud


So funny (5/5)

I work in a rather conservative office and listen to this in my headphones. I am crying at my desk. This podcast is great!


Brilliant!! (5/5)

The more I listen, the more I think that Rocky Flintstone is operating on a literary level other than most. Whether that level is above or below is debatable. But when Alice, James, and Jamie read the text aloud and comment on it, absolute hilarity ensues. Be aware though that said hilarity comes not just from how it’s read, but very much from how is written. Whether the wit in the written text is intentional or accidental is irrelevant. The combination of the words put to “paper” and how they are read is what makes this podcast gold. Be sure to start at the beginning, and stick with it for the first couple of episodes as the podcast finds its groove. You will be rewarded for you patience. And definitely listen to the “footnotes” episodes as well... they add considerably to the experience as a whole.


🌶🌶🌶 (5/5)

So disturbing, but in the best way. Jamie is my favorite!


I “came” late to the game... (5/5)

...but boy did it deliver the goods. I’m not sure binging this is healthy. But I’m doing it. Amazingly fun, funny, entertaining.


I Don’t Know How I Got Here... (5/5)

So, I was looking for recommendations on what to listen to after I finished S-Town and Serial.... for the love of all I have no clue what journalist thought that this would follow dramatic crime drama- but BLESS THEM. This is such an incredibly amazing podcast. I am DYING laughing. It is hands down the BEST thing I have listened to. I am making everyone I know listen to it. The hosts are witty and fantastic, the writing is terribly wonderful, every time I think it can’t get worse it does.... it’s amazing. So if you’re looking for the perfect podcast to pair with dramatic murder and tear jerking drama.... it’s probably not this.... but it is most definitely this. Thank you thank you thank you.


Gold (5/5)

Really recommend. A great comedy! The hosts are very funny and have dialogue running throughout the story. Can you call it a story? Whatever it is, hilarious ...!


Hilarious (5/5)

This is one of the funniest podcasts I’ve ever listened to. So good!


Oh F off (5/5)

I love this podcast and I’m sure people that pass me in other cars think I’m off my rocker since I’m laughing my butt off.


One of favorite lines! (5/5)

Be careful what you ask for where can we I pull my weight. By the toes!


Literally in tears (5/5)

I started listening to this podcast at work and I literally was laughing so hard I was crying. My entire office was looking at me like I was looney tunes! Literally one of the best podcasts I’ve ever heard.


Beautiful is an Understatement (5/5)

Not only a splendid tale of love and loss, but a riveting plot line full of twists, surprises, and even spies! The work of Rocky Flintstone is one to be passed down to generations and may even surpass Shakespeare himself. I hope to someday acquire a hardback-ish copy of Flintstone’s canon for my living room coffee table. Tears of emotion have swept down my face on more than one occasion from this lovely, heartwarming, and enthralling series. Bravo!


Belinda (5/5)

This was funny. Also, Belinda officially off the list of possible future baby names.


Stunning, Breathtaking, Death Defying (5/5)

I don’t think I would be overstating the importance of Rocky by describing the Belinda Blinked Series as the literary saga of this millennium. 5 Gold Pomegranates for the hosts as well.


MDWOP Review (5/5)

The first two episodes of “My Dad Wrote a Porno,” hosted by Jamie Morton, James Cooper, and Alice Levine, are uproariously funny. The three friends are all successful British television producers, and Morton’s father, using the pen name “Rocky Flintstone,” is the author of the poorly-written erotic novella series “Belinda Blinked.” Each episode focuses on one chapter of the series, and the three friends pick it apart line by line, as it seems nearly every line of the book contains some sort of awkward turn of phrase or cringe-inducing fumbled attempt at eroticism. As can be expected, the program’s content is highly explicit, but it is balanced well by the hosts’ genuine reactions and witty criticisms, which are charming, well-timed and creative. Morton has read the novel before, but the other two hosts are hearing it for the first time, so the authenticity of their shocked reactions as Morton recites the book makes for a highly entertaining show format that could be enjoyed even by a more conservative audience. As Morton hesitates to read certain lines, you feel embarrassed along with him. Levine’s reactions are particularly hilarious, and she is quick to pause Morton mid-sentence to point out some of the more unsettling word choices, such as, “Her vaginal lids popped open,” to which she responds, “Sorry, ding-dong, let’s stop for a second. I have never thought of it as a Tupperware box.” The podcast started in 2015 and is currently on its fourth season, having recently released three Christmas episodes. It has been critically acclaimed, with over 80 million downloads, and garnering notable fans such as Emma Thompson, Elijah Wood and Daisy Ridley. The hosts have since created a live touring show with sold-out audiences, and they are now developing an HBO special. The first episode, “The Job Interview,” reviews the opening chapter of the first book entitled: “Belinda Blinked: A modern story of sex, erotica and passion. How the sexiest sales girl in business earns her huge bonus by being the best at removing her high heels.” It becomes apparent very quickly that the absurdity of the plot, matched in absurdity by the strange word choices and innuendos, makes Flintstone’s attempt at eroticism decidedly un-erotic. The story begins with Belinda getting interviewed by two men for a Sales Director position for Steele’s Pots and Pans. In the opening sentence, she is asked to remove her blouse, and she obliges without saying a word. The hosts are quick to point only speaks one single sentence throughout entire chapter, doing little more than blinking, nodding, and allowing the Managing Director to remove her clothes without question. The MD suddenly offers her the position, with an £85,000 salary, a car and travel perks, “on completion of a few further details,” which of course are sexual in nature. The chapter ends with a blonde woman, Gisele, whose position at the company is not specified, entering the room, and the two women fondle each other without exchanging a word. Episode two picks apart the second chapter, “The Leather Room.” It begins with an office employee, Tony, instructing Belinda to wear tennis gear with “no, and I mean absolutely no undergarments,” to an upcoming barbecue. He casually instructs her to go into his leather room hidden behind a secret door. Morton is quick to point out that the hidden door is indicative of his father’s obsession with James Bond. The entire room, including the floor is made of leather. It is revealed that Gisele is a 24-year old office assistant, and Belinda, 29, is harbouring some jealousy over her. The hosts begin to pick out recurring patterns and oddities in the novel, such as each character’s apparent surprise whenever they enter a room and a person is there, greeting each other with an “Oh! Hello there Tony/Gisele/Belinda.” The three friends struggle to maintain composure as the storyline quickly shifts from mundane office banter to awkward sexual encounters, such as when Gisele enters the leather room and immediately starts scratching at Belinda’s chest with her “long fingernails.” They oscillate between humoured and disgusted by the graphic descriptions. Both episodes are sponsored by Express VPN, and a pre-recorded advertisement is inserted midway through the episode, transitioning with a musical introduction and exit. The ad is about two minutes long, and is delivered in the same cheeky, casual conversational tone the hosts maintain throughout the episode. It’s brief, entertaining to listen to, and I didn’t feel compelled to skip through it. Overall, I rate this podcast five out of five stars, because I was truly blown away by how hilarious and engaging it was. I have a short attention span and I infrequently come across podcasts or videos that can keep me engaged for spans longer than fifteen minutes, but I spent several hours listening to this show on the first day I discovered it. While the graphic content may not be palatable for all people, I encourage listeners to give it a chance. The hosts’ undeniable charm, spot-on comedic timing and overall chemistry is so enjoyable to listen to, that the program ends up not feeling overly smutty. They aren’t enjoying the eroticism, they are baffled by it, and the hilariously squeamish awkwardness felt by the hosts is felt just as strongly by the listener.


Excellent in every way (5/5)

This is by far the best podcast I have ever listened too. I laugh so hard that I cry. It makes me feel so much better.


Please add musical numbers! (5/5)

I have no idea what to say about this podcast. It’s so ridiculous. And also compelling. I do love the singing, add some musical numbers!


My Dad and I listen to My Dad Wrote a Porno (5/5)

...Yeah, I know it sounds weird. We don’t listen at the same time, of course, but he’s a Class E criminal defense attorney and appreciates cheeky humor, er, I mean, eloquently written literature. He LOVES the show and so do I! We rate Rocky’s works right up there with Dickens (possibly for different reasons) Have to be careful listening in the car with the windows down...I def get some weird looks, but the show has picked up a couple of listeners that way :D Cheers, y’all, keep up the amazing work and greetings from Cozumel, MX 🌴


HILARIOUS (5/5)

I’ve had to stop listening to this in public because I can’t contain my laughter and certainly look like a maniac. My favorite podcast ever.


What the Hell Did I Listen To (5/5)

It's fantastic - a delight, funny, and I've learned so little and yet so much about sex. I can't stop laughing at all this nonsense and the banter between the hosts. Cheers to Rocky Flintstone for giving us these gems and his son for sharing them with us.


Absolutely Brilliant (5/5)

My Dad Wrote a Porno is pure filth and pure perfection ! You can hear the cringe as Jamie suffers through reading his own father's beautifully written porn for our entertainment. Alice and James added commentary is laugh outloud funny it's as if the trio have become my friends from over the pond. Be warned you will be spitting out your tea with laughter. Belinda Blinked and Rocky Flinstone are a gift from the Norse Gods themselves. Do yourself a favor download this podcast, get the paper copies. Long Live Rocky Flinstone... You'll never look at pomograntes the same again!


So Funny! (5/5)

This is hysterical! I love the banter between friends, making fun of this dad, who wants to be the next Danielle Steele. It’s an an workout just to listen.


If you’re undecided, the answer is yes. (5/5)

At the suggestion of my brother, I gave it a listen. While driving home from work. Had to pull over because I was laughing so hard I couldn’t see. I giggle all day at work and I can’t thank Rocky enough for bringing so much joy to my life. Standing Ovation!


Phenomenal! (5/5)

I LOVE this podcast! One of my absolute favorite shows. I was originally put off by the title, but once I listened I was glad I did. The writing is terrible, to the point of hilarity at times. The commentary is what makes it worth it. And James is adorable! Absolutely LOVE HIM!


Totally bananas (5/5)

Choking hazard and dangerous to listen to while driving. Has literally made me cry and wheeze from laughing so hard. Truly a wondrous thing to behold.


Do yourself a favor and listen (5/5)

started listening despite the table. Since then I’ve binge listened to all the seasons and have been caught bursting into laughter on the metro to the perplexed looks of strangers too many times to count. Do yourself a favor and listen to this podcast


LOL Hilarious! (5/5)

This Podcast is so funny I want to tell everyone about it. However, I work in a very conservative environment and I don't think my colleagues (or my wife for that matter) could get past the name. Oh well, for now it will just be my fun little secret. Thanks for the laughs.


🤣😂🤣😂 (5/5)

I laugh until I can’t breathe


POMEGRANATE (5/5)

Best comedy podcast there is. I’ve been searching for a genuinely funny podcast for over a year and here it is!! Laugh until I cry. I especially LIVE for James’ laugh. It kills me every time. Belinker forever


Speechless (5/5)

There are no words strong enough to convey my love for this podcast. I’ve gasped and laughed and grimaced and cried runnels of liquid...My pomegranates swinging as I chortle. Bravo, Rocky...Bravo.


God bless Belinda, god bless Rocky (5/5)

Amazingly hilarious. Can no longer listen while driving because I laugh too hard. What a trifecta of personalities.


Hilarious (5/5)

My absolute favorite podcast of all time! Now that season 4 has ended I’m really missing porno day 😩


So sad I only JUST discovered this! (5/5)

I wish I’d known about this podcast sooner. I got to listen to the entirety of S1 while on a long drive and I was cracking up. I already told all of my friends that they have to listen and I’m loving S2. I hope this continues and I can make it to a live show. This definitely has my sense of humor and lovingly makes fun of this hilarious series. Awesome!


Wow (5/5)

Best porno ever.!


So funny I almost passed out laughing (5/5)

This is just beyond!


Best show ever (5/5)

I love this crazy podcast and amazing cast so so much.


Can’t express how much I love this! (5/5)

I literally wait with bated breath for new episodes! I’m so excited for book 5!


It just keeps getting better (5/5)

Week in and week out Porno Monday just keeps getting better and better. Truly an amazing thing you are doing glad to be a part of it.


Brilliant, but want more butt stuff (5/5)

On a USA cross country road trip, my girlfriend and I listened to MDMP the majority of the way. My gawd, I haven’t properly sharted in quite some time. Tears physically fell out of my eyes, down my bare chest and dribbled to my dark pubic hairs. It was just the right amount of erotic, humorous and cringy feels, but nothing short of creative brilliance. Mr. Flinstone’s writing revealed my deepest desires I didn’t even know I had. I am now searching the world for 3in nipples that hang like pomegranates. My only critique is I wish Mr. Flinstone would write more about butt stuff. I imagine Belinda’s anus is throbbing and pulsating for attention, silently begging to have the Duchesses black leather Dildo plunge into the depths of her butthole.


The worst but I love it (5/5)

This podcast has ruined my life but I can’t imagine living without it.


Laughed so hard I almost drove off the road (5/5)

I’ve been just listened to season one on a long drive to Bar Harbor Maine from Boston and back. I laughed so hard on a number of occasions that I was worried I would drive off the road because I was blinded by tears. Thank you thank you thank you. Laughter is good medicine.


NSFW or anatomy class (5/5)

I literally cried laughing. It is so wrong, it’s just anatomically wrong and I love every minute of it.


😂😂😂 (5/5)

I literally LOL every single episode. I LOvE Rocky’s writing but even more than that I LOVE the chemistry of these three. They are the best threesome in podcasting!


Unbelievably random (5/5)

Just found this podcast a few months ago. Constantly surprised by what comes up. Hilarious.


So freaking funny (5/5)

Everyone talks about the pomegranates but I laughed the hardest when Jamie’s dad forgot “Bella’s” name and started calling her “Donna”... biggest dad move ever


Amazing! (5/5)

I listen to this while I'm at work and it's all I have not to bust out every couple seconds! I have gotten so many people hooked on this that I hope to have a listening party soon!


Repulsively brilliant. (5/5)

Rocky Flintstone is a genius & the quick wit of Alice Levine is incredible.


Great Podcast (5/5)

The awkward moment when your co-worker asks “What’s so funny?” and all you can say is “Belinda Blinked”. I really enjoy this podcast.


Hilarious, humiliating perfection (5/5)

I binged listened to the first season on a long car trip and nearly choked on my latte from laughing. Rocky has provided some prime material, but it's the brilliant chemistry between the friends that really make this so exceptional. I now listen with glee every Monday at lunch, walking to the store alternately guffawing and grimacing. I also saw their live show this past fall, this cemented the brilliance of the hosts. Rocky may be writing the “novels” but the brilliance and chemistry between Alice, James, and Jamie is what truly makes this show soar. **2018 Update** This show remains absolutely hilarious and occasionally stomach turning. Like the best comedies, as the series has progressed the in jokes and plot have layered and cycle back to add to the humor and to make the audience feel like we’re all just sitting around James’ apartment drinking and laughing.


Best. Thing. Ever. (5/5)

Favorite podcast to listen to!!! Please tell me you will be doing all of the books!!!! Hilarious!


Amazingly hilarious (5/5)

I am so obsessed with this podcast I listen to it over and over again.


Absolutely hilarious (5/5)

I can’t stop laughing. Love it!!


It’s brilliant!! (5/5)

Love everything about this! I look like a lunatic laughing out loud walking around with my headphones on - buts it’s totally worth it.


In Utopia (5/5)

So...incompetence is a spectrum and this podcast triumphs delightfully over source material which can only be described as a supernova of straight guy nincompoopery. Is ‘Belinda Blinked’ actually a porno? If arousal is the only clear aim of pornography DEFINITELY NOT. All the other things things ‘Belinda’ might fever-dream itself to be are lovingly detailed and mused upon by the three fantastic hosts who are Virgil to the listener’s Dante.


So I’m a creeper (5/5)

I love this podcast so much that I literally tell EVERYONE I meet to listen to it.. nothing like breaking the ice with “hey, nice to meet you.. have you listened to My Dad Wrote A Porno yet?”


Better than TV (5/5)

I don't know what I would do if Rocky stopped writing. This is the greatest podcast of all time.


All the things I didn’t learn while getting my business degree. (5/5)

By following along with Belinda Blinked I have learned even more about business and leadership than I learned while getting my business degree. I can not wait I graduate this semester so I can share all of skills with my future job. Rocky is a brilliant mind. But seriously, this podcast is extremely funny. I literally laugh out loud at least once every episode. Please tour America and go somewhere close to Louisiana, I would LOVE to see y’all live.


Crying laughing (5/5)

This is honestly the funniest podcast I’ve ever listened to. There were times that I found myself in tears from laughing so hard. All 3 in this podcast are amazing. Alice is sure to make you laugh, she’s so witty and hilarious


Funny, Gross, and intriguing (5/5)

This is by far the funniest podcast. You won’t be disappointed. I will say be careful where you listen because you’ll literally laugh out loud. I never want it to end I hope Rocky continues to write !


Pee your pants comedy!!! (5/5)

This podcast makes me laugh so hard I could pee my pants hahaha!! Love Alice the most her commentary is gold! Thanks for making my day at work so much better!


Makes me laugh every time! (5/5)

I love this podcast! It had me laughing so hard I had to pull over my car. It’s not just the book but what these three friends also bring to it! Love it!


My Dad Wrote a Porno (5/5)

Very funny! Love the humor, and the author, Mr. Rocky Flintstone😄


All Caught Up!! (5/5)

All caught up!! I have thoroughly enjoyed(? lol) listening to this podcast! Every episode is guaranteed to make you laugh wether it be in disgust or the hilarious commentary by James, Alice & Jamie. I’m always left wanting to hear more of what Mr. Rocky Flintstone imagines as I would hope not be his accurate depiction of the female anatomy and all of the crazy antics he conjures up for Belinda. Can’t wait for what’s next!!


Do not listen while operating heavy machinery (5/5)

I have never laughed harder at anything in my life. I have spit coffee all over my dashboard while listening. I have laughed so hard I cried. Thank you Rocky for blessing the world with your work


NOPE (yes) (5/5)

No no no no! I am considered a prude and now I have to recommend this to all my friends. STOP making me laugh so hard!


Huge fan (5/5)

One of the funniest podcasts ever


Pots and pans! (5/5)

Way to go rocky!


Amazing!! (5/5)

I don’t recommend this to listen before trying to sleep. You will be laughing so hard that you simply can’t sleep. I don’t advise listening if you are driving either; the tears from laughter can create a dangerous situation. 🤣


Hilarious! (5/5)

Love this podcast! Keeps me laughing all day at work!


I never do this. (5/5)

I don’t write reviews because I really don’t care most the time, but this is a special podcast. This is the first one I ever listened to that genuinely got me into podcasts. Now I’m hooked on this book and must know what is going to happen next. These three are hilarious! Jamie knew his dad had written pure gold and for that we thank him. Listen to it, not around anyone who knows nothing about sex because you will only confuse them, and laugh with the rest of us. You won’t be sorry I promise!


Outrageous (5/5)

Outrageous and hilarious. One of the best podcasts out there. I’ve never laughed harder or been made more uncomfortable by a podcast(in a great way). Rocky Flinstone just keeps getting more and more bananas and I am 100% here for it. Bravo Jamie, James, Alice and Rocky!


Belinda Blinked is Literally (5/5)

All the good stuff. 🤣 I can’t get enough of this podcast!


I have no words (5/5)

I have never cried laughing at a podcast until now. I would not recommend listening to this in public. Or go for it; live your life like Belinda and do whatever the heck you want. The commentary is just golden; these three are hilarious!


Hilarious (5/5)

Great to listen to at work


Recommend for all (5/5)

Started listening back in August of 2017 after a coworker on my first professional gig recommended it to me. The podcast is so funny! Just a great time, I love learning as I’m running errands traveling or having a slow work day. I recommend it to all my friends even have the printed version of book 1 as Christmas gift to my closest friends. Then convert a newbie at my current gig! Spreading the message of Rocky Flintstone all across the US. I love the trios commentary and corrections as they read along. Loyal fan for life keep it freaky guys ☺️ much love.


Do yourself a favor and listen to this!! (5/5)

So. SO funny, amazing, surprising, creative.... unique! If you hate to laugh out loud, this isn’t for you. If you love to laugh, you won’t be sorry! Love it so much!!


Amazingly funny! (5/5)

This is such a great podcast!


Belinda Blinks... (5/5)

This is the best podcast! I love listening to what Rocky comes up with. I laugh during every episode.


Messy mascara! (5/5)

Just discovered you on my morning commute. Nearly ran off the road laughing so hard. Then had to listen again during lunch and caused a scene at Whole Foods laughing so loud! Absolutely love you 3, tell Rocky he has another fan (despite the incredibly boring start to Book 1, Chapter 3 lol)!!!


Belinda Blinked (5/5)

Bizarre, horiffying, gripping...poorly written retold story and I can't stop listening. I love it.


The safe word is ‘thimble’... (5/5)

Just great... the podcast, not the book, that is rubbish. But so good as source material. #business and leadership literature


Best Thing Ever!!!! (5/5)

I have never laughed so hard before i was introduced to The Belinda Blink Books. They are so ridiculous that it has become a comedy. If I ever have a dark day, i just listen to an episode and i am perked right back up.


Tears (5/5)

Cried from laughing so hard.


Rave review (5/5)

Belinda blinks gets me through my work day, thank you for making me laugh so hard ! Rocky is the man !


Beautiful (5/5)

I know I’m late to the game, I just listened to season 1 on a flight back home. I’m confident I looked like a maniac from how hard I was laughing the entire time.


So funny I cry laugh most of the time! (5/5)

So funny!


8 minutes in, already dying (5/5)

This is the first podcast I’ve listened to in a long time that has me laughing this hard right out of the gate. I’m mad I didn’t listen sooner. In under 10 minutes I am laughing out loud. Absolutely love it, do not miss out!


Wish I Had Belinda's Libido (5/5)

I've listened to all the seasons (4 just started) and I find myself constantly laughing. Don't be fooled, it's not the erotic content of this podcast that has you laughing, it's the banter between James, Jamie, and Alice. Absolutely hysterical. You won't regret listening.


OMG (5/5)

I listen to this show at work (ear buds of course) and I die laughing at my desk every time


Top notch (5/5)

I’m a little concerned by how happy I am that Belinda is back. I looked forward to this a wee bit too much. Rocky Flintstone is a national treasure who should be protected at all costs. May he never stop creating (notice I didn’t say writing? As much as I love him, I couldn’t bring myself to go that far. Creating feels right).


Heaven on a Hatrack! (5/5)

Season 4 opening does not disappoint with a beautifully, bedecked Belinda headed to the wedding of the Century, Rocky has captivated us all! I laughed, I cried laughing and I choked on my pomegranate lunch. I can hardly wait for next week.......


A story for the ages! (5/5)

Thrilled Belinda is back for another thrilling adventure! This is truly the best podcast ever!


Hilarious! (5/5)

This podcast is hilarious! Their commentary throughout each episode keeps me laughing each time I listen to it. Definitely NSFW and not suitable for children, but I highly recommend it!


A light in the dark (5/5)

Take a dive into My Dad Wrote a Porno if you’d like tears running down your face – tears of laughter, horror, and wildly raucous glee. My favorite thing about Belinda Blinked – and the podcast which shares this book aloud through the lens of hilarious friendship and cheeky commiseration – is that it is so unashamed and so unabashed. Belinda Blinked is a thing of awful inspiration (and I’ll define “awful” here as somewhere between our typical understanding of "awful" and the etymological "full of awe" origin...). It certainly inspires me to be unashamedly and unabashedly myself. And while, presumably, the only thing I have in common with Belinda is a shared interest in pomegranates, I think her boundless self-confidence is universally hopeful. It would do everyone some good to experience and aspire to such authentic, unafraid self-expression. This podcast is where I turn when I'm feeling down. I recently tuned in whilst sitting dejectedly on the floor, holding back tears at the airport. I had just been told that my flight (which was meant to get me between some of my busier exploits of the year: from the creative youth tournament where I'd volunteered countless hours to a wedding venue for a stint of videography) had been delayed 12 hours and that my best bet was to "curl up on the floor somewhere" and hope a flight made it through, because they sure as heck weren't booking a hotel or working to get me on another flight. They said there was no route that would likely get me home in time. Already sleep deprived (my weakness), I tried to be tough and not give in to despair. I pulled out my headphones and took a Belinda break from my sorrows. I ended up snorting, laughing, crying, and feeling much empowered. Or at least uplifted. With renewed hope and vigor, and finally able to string together a sentence without weeping feebly, I scoured alternate routes and spoke confidently with various reps and finally finagled my way home. I still have plenty of dreams, but my new life goal is to somehow help adapt My Dad Wrote a Porno/Belinda Blinked into a glorious film! The world needs more stories rife with inspiration, cringe-worthy moments, and so much guffawing that you feel your stomach muscles will never recover! Thank you – Rocky, Jamie, James, and Alice – for sharing this special behemoth with all of us.


If you need nonstop laughs (5/5)

This is the best podcast. I laugh nonstop every single episode. Just make sure your headphones are working since you might not want innocent bystanders to overhear...


Hilarious (5/5)

Always a joy


Awesome! (5/5)

I was turned onto this podcast just today and have listens to several episodes. I can NOT stop laughing! This is fantastic!!! The three of you are magic.


It's Almost Too Good (5/5)

Probably the funniest podcast out there. Such awesome hosts, and the world's best premise. People probably think I'm crazy because I'm always choking back laughter on public transit.


Never laughed so hard from listening to something in my life. Can't wait for book 4!!! (5/5)

I recommend it to everyone I know. Hysterical.


Best podcast ever (5/5)

I have laughed so hard, I peed a little.


WHERE ARE YOU GUYS (5/5)

I am missing the new episodes so much. Come back fast!!!!


Left breast (5/5)

I’m only on S2E7 does anyone ever mention how he only talks about the left breast?!


Podcast Intro (5/5)

I wasn’t much into podcasts until a friend recommended this one to me a year ago. Now I have porno day marked on my calendar and I can’t wait for Aug 27th. It’s become my weekly laughing therapy.


Glorious Bilge (5/5)

It’s errant nonsense, and the world is better for it. A+


The best medicine (5/5)

Belinda and team are my sunshine on a rainy day. I can depend on a belly laugh from any episode. I actually use it to manage my anxiety — lightening up the mood. Thanks for being the best part of my self-care!


Brilliantly Fascinating (5/5)

This is the greatest thing to have ever been read. Rocky Flintstone is truly a man that no other writer could simulate. A man we all secretly want to meet. The Belinda Blinked series is one of my greatest SECRET guilty pleasures and I am waiting in anticipation for the release of future novels to come for the series. Jamie, Alice, and James are the icing to the Belinda Blinked franchise from the man, the legend, the unsung hero that is Rocky Flintstone! I was hooked from the very beginning. You never know who Belinda will meet or what sex-capades she’ll find herself in.


Amazing (5/5)

Alice’s laugh makes me so happy! This is the funniest thing I’ve ever listened to in my life ‼️


Hope, or something like it (5/5)

Is it weird that Rocky and his erratica give me hope that even if I don’t find my passion in life today that doesn’t mean some day I won’t find my niche? Also, I laugh so hard I cry at the episodes that don’t make me cringe.


Uncomfortableish but hilarious (5/5)

This is actually the funniest podcast I’ve ever listened to. All books should be read in this same way.


Hilarious! (5/5)

Love it, love it, love it. The only thing I’m obsessed with. I’ve almost crashed my car, choked on food, and cried from laughter, but I’ve almost also thrown up a few times (a la that blue bodily fluid moment...) I’ve recommend this to so many people. I only started listening in January 2018 and sped through every episode. Now I have to wait for next season and I’m counting down the days!


Just Listen (5/5)

I’ve seriously had tears running down my face because of this podcast. Sometimes from laughter, and sometimes from pure horror. Rocky is a wordsmith, a genius, a shining light in this bleak world. GRAB A TURKEY SANDWICH AND A GIN AND TONIC AND BUCKLE UP MY FRIENDS


Brilliant! (5/5)

I'll never see pomigranites the same again.


Hilariously Naughty (5/5)

Neverendingly funny. Fun banter and narration. Rocky does not disappoint.


This is the hardest I have ever laughed alone. (5/5)

Perhaps the funniest thing you can find on your phone. You won't regret it.


So so funny (5/5)

This podcast has legitimately had me in tears from laughing so hard. This is one of the funniest things I’ve heard in a very long time. 10/10 would recommend. Keep up the good work. I’m telling all my friends about this.


Is it August yet?! (5/5)

When I started cleaning houses I asked a coworker for Podcast recommendations and she said My Dad Wrote a Porno was hilarious and raunchy and a grand ol' time! So I binge listened to the first 2 books! I finally caught up and need my Belinda Blumenthal fix! I wish I could've made it to the tour when you were here in Seattle, hopefully there's a next time! I love the mini episodes with Celebrities!


Amazing! (5/5)

This is brilliantly hilarious!


Laughing out loud is no exaggeration (5/5)

I’ve laughed so hard at this podcast. Like uncontrollably hard with tears. Between the bad writing, British accents and commentary it’s solid gold


I am dead! 😂 (5/5)

Seriously, this show gets me through my hour+ commute to work and back every day. It’s dirty and witty and absolutely hilarious.


OMG! This is too funny (5/5)

I normally listen to more cerebral stuff...but I can't stop listening to this. It's hilarious.


Love This Podcast! Extremely Entertaining! (5/5)

I started binge listening several months ago after my wife started listening and highly recommended it. And now that I’m all caught up, I find myself trying to find something else to listen to, and I just can’t seem to find anything else as entertaining as Belinda. You guys do an awesome job with this! Can’t wait until next season!


Bravo to Belinda’s Boobs (5/5)

I’ve never been more addicted to a single podcast in my life...except My Dad Wrote A Porno.


THIS IS SO FUNNY (5/5)

Just started from the beginning today. I’m listening to them all now. It’s hard to keep working because I’m laughing so hard. Everyone needs to listen to these guys


Hilarious! (5/5)

Makes my commute so much more fun. I laugh hysterically at every episode. Great job.


A hilarious listen! (5/5)

A friend of mine recommended this to me a few years ago and I haven’t looked back. It’s so wonderfully hilarious, and my extensive re-listens keep me coming back for more! Can’t wait for book 4 and The Special One!


Hysterical (5/5)

Laughing out loud? YES. Very funny, very entertaining and I really like the hosts. Very witty!


Listen to this podcast! you won't regret it!! (5/5)

I can't stop recommending this podcast to everyone I know. Jamie, James, and Alice are hilarious and Rocky's writing is incredible and ridiculous. This podcast is a blessing and always makes me look like a maniac hysterically laughing in public.


Truly ‘The Room’ of erotica (5/5)

I have to imagine there is some relation between Rocky Flinstone and Tommy Wiseau. The story of Belinda and her cast of character in the deepthroat world of pots and pans is on a ‘The Room’ level of the bizarre mundane and cringe-worthy sex scenes but has a certain heart and magic that just makes it so enjoyable. Jamie, James and Alice make the books all the funnier with their charm, wit, and appropriate dumbfounded-ness. I can’t wait until book 4 and am hoping it includes lots of trashy Bella.


Pure Magic (5/5)

This is the most amazing podcast ever! I am now a huge fan of Rocky Flintstone and I am eagerly looking forward to all of his future works. This podcast is hilarious and I’ve never laughed so hard in my life. It’s a total delight to listen to.


OMG! (5/5)

I have not laughed so hard in a very long time! I have discovered that listening while driving is not the best idea! LOL! Keep up the great work!


50 Shades Of Belinda (5/5)

With all the cringe-worthy ridiculous sex scenes of 50 Shades Of Grey but written by your dad who doesn’t understand female anatomy, this podcast is full of humor and joy. Please kids, don’t try any of this at home.


Pomegranates (5/5)

Yikes! I’ve never laughed and cringed so hard in all my life. I’m a little late to the game, only just now discovering this podcast. It does not disappoint. A++


So friggin’ funny! (5/5)

Holy pomegranates! This is the funniest podcast that I have listened to, bar none, and I have listened to many comedy podcasts. Definitely worth a listen.


Caution while driving (5/5)

This is the greatest podcast I’ve ever heard and I rarely have the attention span to watch people speak let alone people I can’t see. I cry almost every episode because of how funny the commentary is! I mean honestly they know exactly how I feel! 10/10! But careful driving if you cry laugh like me you may not want to listen while you drive!


Funny (5/5)

Funny, weird, and entertaining


So hilarious!! (4/5)

Whenever I need a few laughs I just listen to it, so funny and thrilling at the same time. I give it a four, because I think sometimes they talk too fast i cannot catch up and it’s a bit annoying.


Stop talking so much (3/5)

If you gave this podcast 5 stars you are an idiot. I couldn’t get past more than 15 mins of your podcast because you guys kept interrupting the porno (which is perfectly funny on its own) with your interjections which were annoying and stopped the flow of story telling to the point where i had to turn it off. Some of your comments are funny but why is it necessary to stop the story to comment on every little thing? Let us find it funny on our own! It is! You guys are annoying. Maybe it gets better after 15 mins? I doubt it.


Pomegranates (5/5)

This is so freaking hilarious I can’t even function. 10/10 recommend. My friend told me to listen and I was like omg that sounds kinda not good but this is so funny that I look forward to binging the rest. Can’t wait for more hanging pomegranates!


Fuuuccckk (5/5)

This podcast is bloody brilliant. As a girl I’m glad to have Alice there going this is how the female anatomy works. But I also can’t help but keel over at the guys commentary as well.


Can’t stop (5/5)

My friend turned me on (pun...intended?) to this podcast and I can’t stop. I’m that guy cackling walking down the street, wiping tears off my face on the train because I’m laughing so hard. Fortunately I haven’t gotten hurt listening to this yet. But this show is gold. Thanks Rocky and co!


Changed my life. (5/5)

10/10 would imagine rivets again.


Funny (5/5)

Love the stories


Hilarious (5/5)

The commentary during this adventure with Belinda is just so fitting and hilarious. They always say exactly what we are all thinking during a story that makes absolutely no sense but is so easy to enjoy and become invested.


When will Belinda blink again?!? (5/5)

Love this podcast. I’ve listened to the entirety of it more than a couple times and have gotten countless others hooked on the fast-paced pots and pans princess. Hope season 4 starts soon!!! #RockyRocks


I ❤️ this podcast! (5/5)

I listen to this ALL day at work and sometimes it is really hard not to laugh or scream out loud! If my coworkers only knew what I was listening to!!! 🤣😂 The story, terrible grammar, accents and the hilarious commentary make it this my absolutely favorite podcast of all time!!


Nonstop vagina time (5/5)

This podcast will truly grab you by the cervix. Good luck not laughing like a maniac on public transport! Pretty sure my neighbors hear just the unsexy porn bits and are forming opinions of me as they walk by my door hearing bits about ovary banging and vaginal regions.


There’s Erotica Then There’a Belinda (5/5)

I never though I could find a podcast that is equal parts hysterical and cringeworthy before. I will always lament missing the live shows as they’ve pass through the area, but I will always be glad to have this podcast in my ears, heart, and thankfully nowhere else.


The best (5/5)

This is the best podcast I have listened to in a long time. It makes you laugh and cry (from laughing too hard). I have recommended this to many people.


Beware listening in public spaces (5/5)

The podcast that regularly has me laughing like a crazy person in various forms of public transit.


The US Loves Rocky (5/5)

I’ve gotten so many of many friends listening to this! Your sense of humor is great. I love it! Listening from the US ☺️ wish you could do a show in our tiny state of Connecticut.


“Absolutely Hilarious” (5/5)

I’ve just started listening, I’m maybe at episode 7, and it’s instantly become one of my favorites. Absolutely hilarious, brilliant, and a bit cringe-inducing, but like in the best way possible


The best worst thing (5/5)

I don't know what to say about this. Honestly, I can't organize my thoughts. My only complaint is that Alice sounds just like Emma Thompson and it is incredibly distracting. Guess that's not really a complaint.


Best podcast ever (5/5)

So weird and funny! And I am in love with James!


Best breakup podcast ever (5/5)

I say this because my friend recommended this podcast to me a while ago but I hadn’t gotten around to listening to it. The day I got dumped I somehow decided to start listening. Holy... couldn’t stop laughing. I went through none of the negative emotions associated with a break up. Thank you Jamie, Alice, and James, and most especially Mr. Flinstone for all your gloriously hilarious good works. PS. Jamie and Mr. Flinstone, your courage in speaking and publishing this um... work (?) astounds me. I bow to both of you.


The Flesh of Mankind (5/5)

This podcast is absolutely hilarious and makes me laugh more than anything else.


Absolutely Hysterical! (5/5)

I die laughing every time I listen to bot the episodes and the footnotes. I hope Book 4 starts soon as I am almost done with book 3 - and I can't wait to keep laughing.


Can’t get enough (5/5)

Hilarious!


Binging Only to find I’ve been doing sex wrong (5/5)

At 33 years old I now know why I’m only an assistant director. I started this podcast late in the game but I’m so glad I found Rocky’s help. I have never lost my hair during sex or any number of typical situations Belinda finds herself in. I will continue to try to be better. Thank you for this podcast to help my love life and career.


Best pod EVER (5/5)

Can't get enough of this podcast! Every host is amazing and so funny! I listen as soon as it's released.


Hilarious, awful smut... (5/5)

...and I am addicted. If you get a chance to catch their live tour, do go see it. It is quite an experience.


Belinda blinked and then my life was never the same (5/5)

Hats of to Rocky Flinstone! Who cares if comas are in the right place or if sometimes Bella is Donna. Maybe Donna is Bella’a alter ego. We don’t know. Jamie, Alice and James crack me up. I never want the episodes to end!


Do not listen while eating (5/5)

Tried this Had to spit out food. Worth it tho.


Monotonous (2/5)

After the 3rd or 4th episode, I realized I was just listening to a group of people making fun of someone else’s writing. The premise was intriguing and at first I was interested, until the comments eventually felt like heavy handed pre-meditated “witty” clips, of who can outwit or out-funny the group with the best snide comment.


Hilarious and cringey (5/5)

So funny, and so NSFW.


Laugh out loud hilarious! (5/5)

I can’t count the number of times this podcast has made me laugh out loud in the grocery store! The dynamic between these three is amazing... please keep bringing us more Belinda!


Absolutely hilarious! (5/5)

This podcast is guaranteed to make you happier then you were before listening to it. The book itself is mind boggling, but the commentary will make you belly laugh!


Love, Love, Love!! (5/5)

Why didn’t I listen to my recommendations sooner?!!! This has been by far, the funniest podcast I’ve encountered. Rocky Flintstone is a genius. Lol! I went through the first book in a day. Now it’s my mission in life to catch up. It’s hilarious.


Real life Belinda ? (5/5)

I listened to the first episode on my lunch at work and when I got back there was a lady in the office named Belinda. When I was introduced, all she did was blink.


Good wholesome fun (5/5)

In this world where too many people take themselves way too seriously, Rocky Flintstone is breath of fresh air. Lighthearted yet gripping...im hooked and so will you


LMCO (laughing my cervix off) (5/5)

Yank here, giving your podcast a wank, so to speak. This podcast gets me through my work day(I work from home, otherwise, I would surely be fired). The commentary is hilarious, even if I do have to look up terms from time to time- I legitimately thought tombola was a form of bowling lol. Jamie is such a good sport & it’s both funny & uncomfortable to hear how painful it is for him to have to read certain parts. As a gag, I’m buying one of Rocky’s books as an anniversary gift for my husband. I hope the sales from the books will leave Jamie a sizable inheritance which he can promptly spend on therapy 😉


Awesome and entertaining (5/5)

Wonderful podcast cast and book. Beyond entertaining recommend to everyone of age


So much hilarity (5/5)

I’ve literally laughed out loud listening to this podcast. It is hilarious! Everything from the concept to the writing to the commentary and Jamie’s voices is great. NSFW, but just listen with headphones!


Perfectly Hilarious! (5/5)

This podcast kept me laughing hysterically for hours. I loved it!


Late to the party (5/5)

I just recently started listening to this podcast and I’m almost done with season 3. I love this podcast so much and I hope there will me another season in the future!


Hysterical (5/5)

I can’t even handle this podcast. So freaking funny.


Don't binge watch before bedtime (5/5)

Holy! So. I made the mistake of binge listening to the first 8 episodes while sick with the flu, before going to bed. IT WAS A BAD DECISION. My dreams were beyond f&$@! up. Not gonna lie though, I'm probably gonna make that mistake again. Rocky's "book" is so bad, it's hilarious. It's the Sharknado of podcasts but with body parts and nakedness that never feels sexy.


Funniest podcast I listen to (5/5)

I love this. I have trouble listening to this in public because I laugh so much, people look at me weird. These guys are great. It is absolutely funny.


All the wrongness you need (5/5)

It was suggested to me after the first season had ended. I was pretty apprehensive of the title, but it also sounded like it’d be right up my alley comedically. I was not disappointed, and was pleasantly surprised at how there never seems to be enough. I get all excited and tingly when I see a new episode in my app and can’t wait for the next season. I’ll never see rivets or pomegranates the same way again.


Funny! (5/5)

Of all the podcasts I listen to, this is by far the funniest. It’s uncensored, so some may find the content offensive. I find it brilliant, light-hearted, & hilarious. I have to be careful not to LOL at work.


The BEST (5/5)

By far the best podcast ever made. Rocky's writing "style" never dissapoints!


Amazing (5/5)

I've never laughed so hard on public, no matter how I try to contain it


Must must must listen (5/5)

This is the most hilarious, witty, cringeworthy podcast in existence, and it should be a crime not to listen to it. Totally addictive.


A True Masterpiece (5/5)

A compelling and riveting masterpiece that follows the tales of our heroine Miss Belinda Blumenthal. Her savvy business techniques, worldly escapades and encounters with high society are captivating. The writing is magnificent and will make you laugh, cry, and reflect on ones own life. An absolute must listen!


😂 OMG! I Listened, Laughing So Hard I Cried! 😂 (5/5)

... and I can hardly wait to hear Belinda’s next (ahem) amorous adventure. As an adult male, I just heard the type of thing my own Dad might write were he to pen an Erotic Novel. The mere idea this could occur is both horrific and hilarious beyond description. Once you hear the pseudonym and motivation behind the story you’re intrigued. But the actual story itself is what will convince you; only a hopelessly loony Dad would be capable of telling Belinda’s story in such a fashion. For those of you with a good sense of humor; My Highest Recommendation!!


Greatest story ever told (5/5)

Belinda blinked her way into my heart. This is a true work of modern literature, and I’m grateful that I’m alive to hear it.


This makes me so sad ... (5/5)

... before I started listening to this podcast I thought I was fairly smart and funny but I am not funny at all compared to these three. These three are HYSTERICAL! Smart and quick witted. My game is over but at least I have this podcast - so there’s that. Love it - best thing I’ve listened to in a very long time! Keep up the good work!


In Love With Everything About This Gem! (5/5)

So so so so amazing. Not to be missed.


Perspiring P Meat and Secret Gardens (5/5)

Hilariousness to nausea to cringing as the realization hits my every few minutes that Jamie is read a book his dad wrote. I get the occasional odd look as I burst into laughter at work. Rocky's at his most eloquent at Christmas.


Hilarious! (5/5)

This has to be the funniest podcast ever! I have laughed my absolute hardest while listening to this podcast. Be careful while listening in public.


A work of art ahead of its time (5/5)

Saying that you will pee your pants laughing is over simplifying the effect that Belinda Blinked will have on you. Rocky Flintstone has created a endless roller coaster of emotions that can hardly be described by words. Actually, Rocky himself can barely describe anything with words. What can I say that hasn’t been said before. Rocky is a genius and Belinda is his Mona Lisa.


Impatiently waiting... (5/5)

Seriously love this podcast, if you want to laugh hysterically and be repulsed at the same time, this is the podcast for you! Cannot wait for season 4 after I binged the entire series in the last week and a half.


Starts strong, but drags in season 3 (3/5)

Rocky Rules! Hilarious must listen in seasons 1 and 2, by season three it becomes impossible to follow because the host chatter hijacks show, with extended commentary on every sentence, losing the flow of the book completely.


Hilarious! (5/5)

By far, MDWAP is the funniest-laugh out loud, spit out your coffee-most entertaining podcast I’ve ever heard! I tell everyone I can about it and they’ve all agreed, it’s hysterical! I’m counting down the days until the Christmas special and I can’t wait for the next season. Don’t blink, start listening today!


Top-Shelf Erratica (5/5)

Not only is Rocky Flintstone one of the finest authors of his generation, but his works are vibrantly brought to life by the trio of Jamie, Alice, and James. The narrator and co-hosts go together perfectly, like pornography and references to hardware from the hull of the Titanic. (Seriously, I was on a week’s vacation and figured I’d check MDWAP out for a giggle, then devoured all 3 books in five days. Get it now!)


Perfection (5/5)

I cannot stop laughing!


SUCH A GOOD PODCAST! (5/5)

I binged-listened to the first three seasons in two weeks. It just kept getting better and better. More laughs, more cringes, more everything. Easily one of the best podcasts I’ve listened to.


Awesome podcast (5/5)

It is so entertaining and hilarious! I binged the first three seasons. Can't wait for season four! I'm addicted!


Crying....can’t breath... (5/5)

This is one of the best podcasts out there. I haven’t laughed this much while listening to a podcast in a while. And I’m only on episode 2! Thank you for brightening my day and thank you to your Dad for writing a porno!


Hilarious! (5/5)

I can’t believe how much I love this podcast- it has me laughing out loud! Hopefully none of my coworkers ask what I’m laughing at...


Love!!!! (5/5)

Amazing podcast. Always makes me laugh!


I’m in! (5/5)

You know it’s fantastic when you recommend porn to your book club! Keep up the accents!! Love it (From Yank-town)


Omg (5/5)

This is laugh-out-loud, tears streaming down your face funny.


Hilarious (5/5)

I have never laughed harder! Well done.


Thanks to this book (5/5)

I have finally found the proper way to describe my body parts. Before listening to Rocky I didn’t have the vocabulary to explain my longish legs and rivet-esque nipples. Five stars.


YASSSSSSSS (5/5)

This is the best podcast I have ever listened to. It is the Game of Thrones of the podcast world, if you replace fantasy with pots and pans and cut out some of the sex. I would give this 10 stars if I could!!!


AHH (5/5)

I have NEVE laughed this hard at a podcast. This sounds like how me and my friends joke and talk about this stuff. I need to be friends with you guys.


International listener here (5/5)

Hello from ATL! Hello Rocky!! I listen to this podcast in my cubical, and sometimes people walk past and I'm collapsed over my keyboard giggling. I loved creative writing in college but dropped it as a minor because I didn't think it worked with my science degree. Rocky has inspired me to pick it back up! Rocky, would you be interested in coauthoring a sci-fi novel with me? Also I think Belinda needs a trip to Atlanta...just an idea!! Scarlett


Love Alice! (5/5)

Alice’s commentary has me crying w laughter!


Absolutely hysterical (5/5)

I have never keeled over from laughing at Podcast before. The host are old friends with natural comedic chemistry.


Time flies when you are listened to porn (5/5)

This podcast is so funny I have to limited myself to one episode per day. I walk while I listen so I am getting exercise everyday. I am in the middle of book 2 and I can't imagine where it is going but that is the fun of it.


Ndver Knowing What is Next (5/5)

The ending of each chapter always makes me wonder just what is next


This podcast changed my life (5/5)

For the better! Belinda and the Glee Team (along with Jamie & his bosom gal pals) have changed my outlook on life from gloom to glam!


Hilarious (5/5)

Absolutely hysterical! I’ve listened all the way through at last twice!


Amazing ; (5/5)

This is the only podcast that has not bored me. Rockys writing style is so unique and unpredictable. I never know what to expect. I have laughed, gotten nauseous, shook my hands in disgust and been totally confused in this roller coaster of a series, yet oddly never turned on. I love it ❤️ I often wonder if we do not give the author enough credit He has managed to make a storyline, dialogue and characters that will live in my memory till my deathbed. I may forget my kids names soon but I will never forget some of his descriptions of sex and the female body. Well done Rocky. The banter of the show and the guests in the footnotes are incredible. The cough; story; of this series would not be the same experienced alone.


Can't stop laughing (5/5)

I can't believe I just found this podcast. I am obsessed. Can't stop listening!!! You all are so funny and I would listen all commentary on smutty books. Truly hilarious.


Hilarious (5/5)

This is such a funny podcast! I sometimes have to pause it on the subway because I feel like people are staring at me because I’m laughing so much!


Hilarious! (5/5)

I just recently discovered the podcast, and I am absolutely addicted. I am only on episode 10 so far but will be caught up in no time. I listen at work which flys by fast when hysterically laughing. I love this podcast and can't wait to buy the books!!! Lol. Can't wait to catch up.


Gold (5/5)

Inspiring.


Not pornographic but totally hilarious (5/5)

This is the funniest podcast I have ever heard! The story is unintentionally funny with its descriptions of sexual activity, body parts, and basic anatomy. The thing that makes it amazing is the chemistry among Jamie, James, and Alice. Their comedic observations make this an absolute gem!


Worth subscribing (5/5)

I'm constantly laughing out loud in the car during my commutes. Between the actual story and the commentary it's all hilarious!


OMG laugh out loud! (5/5)

I love this podcast. You make me laugh so hard!!!


!!! (5/5)

I rarely pick up the most popular thing in my group, but holy hannah, this is the best podcast I have ever listened to. So funny that I cried. Thank you!


Hilarious (5/5)

I love MDWAP! I was late to the game and binge listened to the first season. It gives me a good laugh during my drives to/from work. Alice, James and Jamie are the best. I tell everyone to listen. My husband is hooked too!


A-Maze ME! (5/5)

I have never quite enjoyed a podcast as much as this. My sister got me to start listening and I got three others listening ... binged it all in two weeks. Rocky Flintstone we love you in Philadelphia, PA, USA! - porno crew your top notch, you lake me laugh harder than I ever have at a podcast! I want to get married again only so I can play Pomegranates & Rivets as my wedding song.


Famously Hilarious (5/5)

I’ve almost crashed my car more than once from laughing so hard. Inside jokes with other listeners are as numerous as seeds in a pomegranate.


Amaze-balls. (5/5)

Just about my favorite thing ever. I have nearly crashed the car -not to mention nearly wet myself - laughing so hard. Do yourself a favor - listen from the beginning.


Not for me (1/5)

Really hoped it would be better, but in the end it's 3 people who like to hear themselves talk, and then talk about inferior literature.


Hilarious and cringeworthy! (5/5)

You'll laugh, you'll cry (from laughing), you'll scream in shock and delight! Please be careful, if listening while driving. Makes commuting EASY, but good god.... have almost gone off-road from laughter.


Life Changing (5/5)

This is the best thing that ever happened to me.


The BEST! (5/5)

Love it!


This is amazing (5/5)

I can’t stop laughing out loud.


Can't Stop Laughing (5/5)

I've never laughed so hard in my life. I keep re-listening and re-laughing. T.H.E B.E.S.T.


Waiting for the next season is always torture (5/5)

But at least it’s worth the pain


The absolute best (5/5)

I am a MDWAP evangelist. The absolute best.


Amazing. Awkward. Absolutely hilarious! (5/5)

By far the best podcast around and the only good thing about Mondays. #pornoday


Best Thing To Happen To Me This Year (5/5)

How did I live before this podcast?


Why can I only give this 5 stars?! (5/5)

10! 10 out of 5 stars. Hysterical! I snort with laughter every episode. Fantastic.


My new favorite, obsession (5/5)

I have binged the entirety of seasons 1 and 2 within about a week and a half. I’m terrified of being caught up on season 3 because I’ll have nothing left to do with my life. Rocky Flinstone is a creative genius with the most un-sexy, sex scenes I’ve ever listened to. From random commas to the “flesh of mankind”, this book is a national treasure. The podcast is even more incredible. Love listening to these three discuss and react to Belinda Blinked. 🍻


You will laugh (5/5)

I have loved listening to the first 3 seasons and can't wait for the 4th. Thoroughly enjoyable and hilarious.


A new favorite (5/5)

I laugh so hard listening to these! Each and ever episode is amazing and the reactions of the hosts make it even more hilarious. A new favorite that I can't get ENOUGH of.


Beyond words! (5/5)

You can't truly describe this podcast. It has to be experienced. It is far and away the BEST and FUNNIEST podcast I have heard. Get ready to howl with laughter!


Love. This. (5/5)

So. Amazing :) can’t wait for more.


What I never knew I needed (5/5)

This podcast filled a void in my life I never knew was there. The escapism, the laughter, the nonsense....it's breathtaking. Thank you Jamie, Allison, and James and of course the one and only Rocky for creating the world of Belinda. XOXOXOX


Hilarious but (5/5)

Don't listen on the metro. You'll laugh out loud and people will stare. Worth it.


One of the best ideas for a podcast out there! (5/5)

#addicted


Hilarious! (5/5)

By far best podcast out there.


I laugh, I cry, sometimes I'm sick to my stomach! (5/5)

Seriously, I cry laughing so often while listening to this podcast. It's one of my very favorites. I can't wait until Mondays! So excited to see them live in October! Driving from San Diego to LA with a group of coworkers and coming back that night. I'm positive it'll be so worth it!


Funny and definitely NSFW (5/5)

This is far and away my favorite podcast. It's funny, smart, sometimes informative, and not at all sexy. My friends and I are all obsessed with it. We can't get enough.


Can't stop laughing (5/5)

Such a fun podcast! Less X Rated than you would expect because the raunchiness is so awkward. Makes my commute a blast.


molly-ap (5/5)

So good! Rocky Flintstones writing is a dream come true!


This is fantastic!😂 (5/5)

Too good! I hope his dad writes more!


Hilarious and Genuis (5/5)

I LOVE this podcast... the concept alone is hilarious but then the commetary on top of it makes me laugh out loud. Nothing better than a British accent reading a "porno" about pots and pans...


Hilarious (5/5)

So funny, clear audio, 100% recommend.


i'm obsessed!! hysterical!! (5/5)

thank you. that's all i can say. love you guys!!!


So gross...ly awesome (5/5)

Simultaneously hilarious and wretched. Funny AF


Has it all! (5/5)

I laughed until I cried🤣, cringed😖, became confused🤔, and face palmed🤦‍♀️ all within 5 minutes.


Feels like hanging out with the pals (5/5)

I have a grin on my face throughout the show. Rocky's book provides excellent fodder, and the three hosts really are incredibly witty and charming. Totally enjoying this.


I've never laughed so hard (by myself) in a while (5/5)

A couple of coworkers mentioned this podcast to me a while back. I just started listening now and I'm so glad I did. Pure non-stop comedy. I'm literally in tears after every episode. Thanks Jaime, James and Alice for making such a riveting podcast.


Funny as f.... (5/5)

Great show love it


So funny (5/5)

This is amazing I can't believe I didn't find this sooner.


Progressively worse (2/5)

First of all, kudos to rocky for writing a unwittingly hilarious series of books! However... Season 1 was so very funny! Lots of real comments and genuine confusion from all the podcasters! It was so fun to be a part of their own genuine laughter and honest inputs about the book. Season 2 was still funny, good commentary and their humor was still pretty witty and funny. Season 3 turned awful. Forced laughter at each and every sentence, constant interruption to the reading of the book, forced repetitive humor and annoying sing-song nonsense. It was better when the book was reviewed in honest humor and confusion than this last season where everything seems canned and forced. Overall, decent podcast but the third season is unbearable.


Adaaaaaaaamn! (5/5)

Come for the pots and pans, stay for the accents.


Frickin hysterical (5/5)

Thank you guys for all that you do. You've brought a weird and awkward joy to the lives of so many. LoL


Blink and you'll miss it (5/5)

Utterly ravishing I NEED MORE


Best Podcast Ever (5/5)

So funny they made me snort.


YES (5/5)

literally my favorite thing in the world. CANNOT STOP. i binged every episode in two weeks!! all caught up and ready for book four


Hilarious (5/5)

This made me look like an idiot on the train to work because I would burst into uncontrollable laughter


Hilarious, worth listening to (5/5)

Each episode never failed to crack me up


The funniest pod...ever! (5/5)

At the end of every episode I'm crying from laughter. Such a great podcast!


Unlike anything else (5/5)

Give this a listen...you won't regret it. One of the funnies things I've ever heard.


Hilariously cringe-worthy (5/5)

It's like a dirty MST3K for horribly written erotica.


Fan tasting (5/5)

A royal romp... quite funny


Not my style (1/5)

I was looking for a new sex oriented podcast and gave this one a try. The writing, as part of the premise, was bad, the commentary not that interesting. By all the good reviews I feel like I must have missed something but the initial taste was bad enough I have no interest in going back.


Hilarious (5/5)

I laugh out loud every episode. I can longer drink tea on my morning commute because I have choked too many times. Very dangerous but worth every minute.


So so funny (5/5)

This is the most disturbing and laugh-out loud funny thing I have ever listened to.


The. Best. Podcast. Period. (5/5)

Don't let the title scare you off. There's very little porn in it.


Amazing (5/5)

Hands down my favorite podcast. Makes me feel so happy to listen to and laugh along with you guys :)


You haven't listened yet?! (5/5)

Seriously, press play. ...But be prepared to not be able to breathe from laughing.


Hilarious (5/5)

Absolutely love this podcast


Hilarious!! (5/5)

The best part of my day.


Addicted (5/5)

Can't stop listening. Prepare to die laughing. The atrocious writing, anatomically impossible (un)sexual positions, and Belinda's uncanny devotion to the cutthroat pots and pans industry.... When paired with the commentary of the wonderful readers, this podcast achieves total hilarity.


I'm (5/5)

Forever changed. Best thing that's ever happened to me


Incredibly funny (5/5)

👍🏻👍🏻


So funny! (5/5)

My dad wrote a porno is easily one of the funniest podcasts I've heard. Looking for plot? Probably not the podcast for you! But what it lacks in plot it makes up with laughs. A must listen!


Cry laughing! (5/5)

Sooo good! Binged on them for hours. Can't get enough. Caught up and wanting so much more! People have to think I'm crazy as I'm laughing out loud while walking my dog listening to sweet Rocky's sexy talk😂


Love it! (5/5)

Very unique, funny, and entertaining!


Holy porn (5/5)

Stumbled across your podcast listening to my other favorite podcast that's why we drink. And I cannot believe that I have just listen to six episodes without stopping on my seventh. The book itself is well you know but your commentaries just make this podcast amazing keep it up I'll keep listening as long as you keep going.


Wow...Makes me feel "Young-ish" (5/5)

All I can say is Bravo Rocky, Jaime and friends. Hilarious! Brilliant! Thank you! Can NOT get enough.


Amazing. (5/5)

This. Is. Hysterical. Pure gold. The hosts are so charming and hilarious and the book is just...outrageous; in the best way. Listen to this!!! It will make you happy.


The funniest "erotica" on the planet (5/5)

This is quite simply the most hilarious podcast I've ever listened to in my life.


Just...the best (5/5)

This podcast is gold. I don't even know what to tell you aside from be careful driving because you'll be laughing so hard that driving becomes slightly dangerous. This pod is brilliant, real, and completely unique in its content and humor. An easy favorite.


Blink, Belinda! Blink! (5/5)

I LOVE this podcast. Such a fun story full of twists and turns. Can't wait to hear more about Belinda's adventures in the whirlwind world of the pots and pans industry. Will definitely have to make a donation to the Asses and Donkey's Trust. Rocky you are a legend.


An incredible instruction manual (5/5)

My sex life has never been more slippery! 10/10, would recommend.


Laughing like a fool (5/5)

This is my favorite podcast by far! This Yankee is spreading the word about Belinda


The best laugh of my life! (5/5)

I stumbled across this podcast and listened to the trailer.. I was hooked!! It's incredibly funny, and highly entertaining! My husband and I listen together and we just can't get enough of it!!


The best and the WORST!! (5/5)

If my dad had written anything even close to this I would hide all of the evidence and change my last name. Thank god jamie has a higher tolerance for suffering because this podcast is the greatest thing I have listened to in years!!


Absolutely fabulous (5/5)

I may be late to the game since I am only starting to listening, but I cannot think of a better way to spend thrifty minutes!!!


Wow (5/5)

This podcast makes me laugh on my way to work! Puts me in a better mood! Love it


Like rivets on the faithful titanic (5/5)

I can always count on this podcast for consistent and quality humor. It's belly achingly hilarious, witty and captivating. This has made me look forward to my morning commute!


The Most Fun I've Ever Had Cringing (5/5)

Whether the words of Rocky or the banter of the hosts, there's always something to make me bust up laughing.


Funny (5/5)

Funny.


Your life is incomplete without Belinda (5/5)

Always hilarious, sometimes cringeworthy. One of the best comedy podcasts I have listened to


Love it (5/5)

Nothing like being the weirdo smiling/laughing on the subway on the way to work. Rocky is a treasure and the hosts crack me up every episode.


Favorite of all time (5/5)

(This review is inspired by the writing style of Rocky Flinstone) Belinda Blinked; a rear-view review Belinda Blinked may be the single best/worst piece of literature ever written. This podcast is hilarious. Book 2 chapter 1 had tears deftly trickling down my face; because I was laughing so hard. The Glee Team of hosts are so fun ; and they feel like people you wanna hang out with. I have shared this podcasts with so many friends...and we all agree it's hard to listen to in public because you will be laughing out loud loudly. I feel like Rocky's chapters are getting shorter and that worries me........immensely. If you like to laugh; don't care bout' grammar muchley, are youngish at heart: and enjoy listening to stories about tawdry not sexy-sex that isn't feasible in the real world then this podcast is for YOU! Thanks for the laughs.


My favorite (5/5)

Three books deep and I'm still scream-laughing every time. Like other reviewers, I have almost had to pull over while driving from crying/not being able to breathe. Please keep up the prolific literary output, Rocky! Oh, and I like the extra/non-book reading episodes, they're usually quite funny as well. I feel like you guys are my friends and we hang out every week.


So great! (5/5)

This is my go to podcast when I need to laugh. There are so many bad things going on in the world, but this show helps me forget for awhile.


Absolutely hilarious!!! 😂 (5/5)

Love it!


The best!!!! (5/5)

So funny. I literally cry laughing. I cannot get enough.


Binge worthy (5/5)

I can't get enough of this podcast! I love listening to their accents (as an American). But Jamie, you could really use more accents when speaking the part of characters.


Listen and drive at your own risk! (5/5)

This podcast is so freaking hilarious! Driving while listening could be dangerous because of laughing so hard as Jamie, James and Alice try to make sense of Belinda Blinked.


Love love love! (5/5)

This is my favorite podcast. The hosts are hilarious and the story is ridiculous!


Amazing (5/5)

Never laughed so hard at a podcast.


Like teenagers laughing at themselves (2/5)

I tried this because it really should have been hilarious... but found it to be inane, self indulgent banter that frankly isn't that funny.


The best... (5/5)

I can't help but laugh out loud at every chapter, thanks Rocky.


Hilarious (5/5)

The funniest podcast you'll ever listen to. Brilliant on every level.


Erotic Literature, lol (5/5)

I love the show. Your friends are great. I am reviewing seasons 1 and 2 before moving ahead to season 3. Good show as you people say (?).


Absolutely hilarious (5/5)

From the moment I started listening my cheeks hurt from laughing! I cannot get enough of this podcast.


Brilliant (5/5)

Quickly became one of my favourites. After two or three episodes I was hooked


Hilarious (5/5)

Great show


Can't stop laughing (5/5)

I literally can't stop laughing.


Mr. Flinstone, my rock. (5/5)

Rocky says he was inspired by Stephen king, but I find that hard to believe... because he is eons ahead of Stephen. You will soon be eating up the sultry stylings of Rocky Flinstone, and then begging for more. And what will you be using to cook up this fancy phonetic feast? None other than Steel's pots and pans of course! Sold to you by everyone's favorite sexy corporate power house, Belinda blumenthol. So sit back, hold on tight, and try not to blink or you might miss it! Unless you're Belinda of course. And in that case... Blink away m' lady... blink away.


YES (5/5)

Each episode I'm stiffling furious laughter from within my cubicle walls, hoping my coworkers don't notice. Raises my spirits reliably. Get INTO it!


Funny and uncomfortable (5/5)

This podcast is both funny and uncomfortable. 5 stars :)


High Quality Pots and Pans (5/5)

Expensive, but quality worthwhile investment for your kitchen needs.


I can't breathe (5/5)

My life is 100% better because of this pod. Why aren't you listening???


So much fun! (5/5)

Makes me lol every time! The comments are the best and Alice is a stitch!


Pomegranate is the New Black (5/5)

For the sake of Jamie, James, and Alice's sanity, Rocky Flintstone may need to discover new hobbies other than writing porn. On the other hand, the product of his hobby has produced an incredible podcast of hilarity (albeit some slight horror - think Jim's Secret) that has made each week that much more enjoyable. Honestly, the amount I've laughed at this podcast and the three hosts' banter has had to have added at least 3 years to my life! I drop everything I have to start listening to the main episodes and the footnotes whenever they drop. Love love love and keep up the awesome work!!


Wow (5/5)

So funny, keeps me laughing through my night shift job


Hilarious! (5/5)

I have been binge listening to this at work. (Don't worry I put my headphones on!) It literally makes me cry laughing! The hosts are great and in my opinion it's makes it better that they are British! Also, James I am from Texas and your accent is pretty good!


Makes me laugh out loud (5/5)

It's been a while since I've heard or seen anything that makes me laugh out loud these people are hilarious love this podcast. I hope Rocky has continued to write the Belinda Blinked series I would hate to see this end.


Loooooooove it!!! (5/5)

No matter how bad your day is THIS will put a smile on your face


Actually reminds me of Faulkner (5/5)

Apart from the obvious humor of a son being subjected to read his father's erotica, there's something special about the books. The colorful characters, the interconnected plots, and the entire universe really...I wouldn't call it genius, but it's certainly very good in its own way. It's somewhat campy, but without the wink to the audience that it's not meant to be taken as is. The writings of Rocky Flintstone may be too complex for my understanding


Genius (5/5)

Rocky Flintstone is a literary genius, and the folks on the show do a wonderful job bringing his writing to life!


A favorite (5/5)

I usually listen while at work and there isn't an episode that goes by when I don't cackle. I'm sure my coworkers think I've lost my mind. Love the commentary from Alice and James while Jamie reads.


This podcast is epic! (5/5)

Three friends come together and discuss the weirdness that is Rocky Flintstone, female anatomy and frequent (amazing) pop culture references. It just doesn't get any better. You will laugh out loud over and over!!


Hilarious (5/5)

Such a good laugh


great podcast! (5/5)

The funniest podcast to listen! Love me some Rocky Flintstone!


Hilarious (5/5)

One of the funniest things I've listened to


Amazing! (5/5)

Best part of my Monday! #pornoday


Laughter is the best medicine (5/5)

This podcast got me through the darkest days of the 2016 Presidential Election.


Makes my week, every week. (5/5)

This podcast has its hosts have brought me so much joy and laughter.