Aggregated reviews for My Dad Wrote A Porno

Imagine if your Dad wrote a dirty book. Most people would try to ignore it and pretend it had never happened - but not Jamie Morton. Instead, he's decided to read it to the world in this award-winning comedy podcast. With the help of his friends, James Cooper and Alice Levine, Jamie will be reading a chapter each episode and discovering more about his father than he ever bargained for.

Season 2, ep4; I literally gagged   (5/5)

I’m finding this podcast now after years of ignoring talk about it. I feel as long-running as this show is someone could have said at any point “hey, this episode ruined corn on the cob for me” or “might want to skip if you have even a slightly visual imagination.” I had to pause the episode to come here to fully express how nauseous this episode has made me just a few minutes in.


So funny!   (5/5)

I cry with laughter! So very funny


Love   (5/5)

I need more of Belinda now! I can’t wait till the next chapter.


more please   (5/5)

a cup of coffee and DadWrote were the only combination getting me through pandemic lockdown. please, more silliness to help crack a smile!


Do I have to fund this podcast to bring it back?   (5/5)

Six months without this podcast is unfair. And we have Corona as well! Please guys, I need your funny banter. The podcast may be based on Rocky’s books, but your interviews and chatter are - dare I say - equally good! Gather your headphones and mics and record something PLEEEEEASE!


Sapping porn power   (5/5)

Porn objectifies women and the sexual act, full stop. This pod objectifies porn in the most delightful way. Mr. Flintstone makes Belinda experience every porn trope, which quickly become cliche and ridiculous as they are dissected by the hosts. Listen to it someplace where you can laugh out loud and not come off as unhinged.


cannot wait for more glee team shenanigans   (5/5)

when are we getting book 6?! the world needs it now more than ever. I’ve done three listens of the entire series since the beginning of quarantine. I can barely keep my lids closed!


Pomegranates   (5/5)

About to start my 3rd listen! The MDWAP crew will make you laugh, cry (from laughing so hard), and cringe harder than you’ve ever cringed before. But, that is part of it’s charm. ❤️


What our world needs   (5/5)

I only recently got into this podcast after quarantine hit, and it’s the only thing that has given me some stability and sanity. I’ve listened to seasons 1-3 and am going slowly through 4 so I can cherish each one of them. We need some emergency COVID19 content, please. #LongLivePomegranates


Greatest antidepressant   (5/5)

There’s no greater stress relief than listening to someone read their dad’s porn. I always listen to my favorite episodes when I’m having a bad day or going through a hard time. Thank you for making this audio antidepressant!


I’m crying!   (5/5)

Listening for the 3rd time. Never gets old!!!


So glad I found this   (5/5)

My husband thinks I’m nuts as I walk around the with headphones cracking up listening to this absolutely hysterical podcast. I’m only in season 2 but I’m completely obsessed!


I look “mad as a box of frogs”   (5/5)

I listen at with my AirPods hidden under my hair, I work at a grocery store so I’ll just be stocking shelves laughing hysterically to myself. I absolutely love this podcast and I tell everyone who will listen to me about it. It is hilarious! 164836284647 stars!! P.S. don’t drink water and listen, it is a choking hazard.


I need more porn!   (5/5)

About to listen for the third time and I am so ready for some new stuff.


Repeat offender   (5/5)

I have listened to this podcast multiple times through as it just doesn’t get old. The content is absurd, the banter is incredible and the combination can’t be beat. Oh what I would give for emergency content to be released during these dark and lonely COVID times. This trio can do no wrong!


Laugh out loud hilarious   (5/5)

A friend recommended this podcast to me this morning and I’m already halfway through season one. My face hurts from laughing so hard and smiling. I can’t recommend this enough, it is so goddamn funny!


Absolutely Hilarious   (5/5)

I’ve been binge listening to all of the episodes! I just heard during a footnotes of Book 3 that maybe I shouldn’t do this, but too late now! I tend to listen to Belinda and her sexish adventures while working in my craft room and dealing with glitter and epoxy. Less we say, glitter and epoxy EVERYWHERE, and not in a sexy way! I also happen to bartend so at night while I’m closing down or in the morning while we’re setting up I listen with my headphones in. Then I cackle like a maniac and my coworkers have no idea the smug that I listen to! Also, thanks to you guys, my inner monologue now has a British accent!


God Nodded.   (5/5)

My words cannot describe how truly hilarious this podcast is. Every aspect is laugh out loud, pee your pants funny. Rocky is a genius but so are Jamie, Alice, and James. On my third listen through!!


Funniest podcast I’ve listened to in a while   (5/5)

Amazing


Disrupting my life   (5/5)

I’m binging and currently on s3, as of now, it’s one of the funniest things I’ve consumed. Also, can’t listen without headphones at home, since children are there. And, just got off the phone with a client named Melinda, and said, you guessed it “talk to you soon, Belinda!” Dammit.


Don’t Eat and Listen!   (5/5)

Grapefruit almost came out of my nose.... I made the mistake of trying to eat when I played the first episode. This is a great escape right now. Hilarious.


😂😂 *snort* 😂😂😂😂😂   (5/5)

In the midst of all the unrest and pain in the US right now, I remembered the easiest way to laugh. I’ll be plugging back in to the hilarity that is Rocky Flintstone’s mind and listening to the 3 best host (especially Alice) react just like me! Thanks for a much needed break!


So funny!   (5/5)

This show is always good for a laugh! Brightens up my Monday’s 😂


High Art   (5/5)

Laughed so hard I scared my cat.


Comedic Relief   (5/5)

Since the election of Trump, I’ve only listened to depressing news podcasts. Then I found Belinda, and I’m now a dedicated “Belinker.” I recommend this podcast to everyone, including my parents... I hope my dad does not decide to rival Rocky.


What a treat!   (5/5)

This is one of the funniest podcast ever. Period.


Don’t listen while driving   (5/5)

I listen to this on my long commute to and from work and so many times have almost wrecked my car while laughing hysterically. It’s the funniest and I am horrified when I picture my father in law as the author instead of Jamie’s dad Rocky 🤣


Very Funny   (5/5)

One of the funniest things I have ever listened to!


Wonderful!   (5/5)

This is keeping me sane during shelter in place. It does feel like hanging out with hilarious friends, at a time when real life hanging out is impossible. Thank you for the laughter and the good company.


Just finished season 2   (5/5)

I know I’m late.... but my God this podcast is hilarious. I can’t wait to start book 3. I feel like Jamie, James, and Alice are my bffs.


Laugh-out-loud gold!   (5/5)

I love everything about this podcast—the hosts, the topic, and the legend that is Rocky Flintstone. This is the only podcast that consistently makes me laugh out loud. And Jamie’s voice is amazing.


WOW!!   (5/5)

Didn’t know what I was about to get me self into, but what a ride!! The pots and pans business is booming! Great time with these three, they never disappoint. Hilarious and unexpected stories. Favorite podcast at the moment, I would recommend this to anyone!


Love   (5/5)

I have listened to the whole podcast through about three times. Never fails to make me laugh and put me in a great mood. It’s hard to keep myself from laughing randomly when I listen in public. Can’t wait for the next season!


Always a holy SH!T time   (5/5)

These three kill me, I laugh rediculous all episode. Never disappoints.


Surviving the Pandemic   (5/5)

This podcast is my bright light during Shelter-In-Place. I no longer mind going out and walking by myself. It’s my guilty pleasure. Thanks Jamie, James, Alice, and of course, Rocky, for bringing levity during these tough times.


My favorite podcast   (5/5)

I don’t know what this says about me, but this disgustingly delightful sex romp through the boardrooms and bedrooms of the pots and pans industry is hilarious. I feel like James, Jamie and Alice are my friends, and I shall miss their company on my walks.


EPIC   (5/5)

This is the only comedy podcast I listen to. I currently in my 4th go because it's the only thing that lifts my spirits when times are bad. I've never laughed so hard in my life. When I first started listening I was also immediately drawn to the fact that it has a strong, intelligent woman co-host who gets just as much air time as her male co-hosts. Alice, Jamie and James are absolutely delightful and I love the bits when they tell stories about things they've done together as friends. I've enjoyed everything I've learned about English culture as well. I can't recommend them enough. Be sure to check out the HBO special, the interviews on youtube, and catch them on tour as well if you can.


Epic example of "erotic literature"!   (5/5)

I only just heard about MDWAP and I'm already on chapter 2 of book 2. The smuttiness of the writing is certainly tempered by the dulcet tones of your lovely accents!!


Amazing   (5/5)

I know I’m behind the times, I am still only on season 2. My husband was so annoyed with me laughing all the time while I had my headphones in, so now.... I also got him hooked. This podcast is seriously amazing, it makes my day. We have been painting our entire house and it’s the only thing that’s been keeping me sane/look forward to painting! The mole hair episode, I literally burst out laughing so hard that I had to repaint the door I was working on because I spit all over the door by accident (embarrassing). Also, my husband is Dutch, so.... the parts of book 2 when they are in Amsterdam and you guys are doing Dutch lessons is just, ahhhmazing. I hope you come back to the US on tour sometime after covid quarantine is over! (Denver, CO, cough cough).


The cure for just about everything   (5/5)

I will never not laugh at this. I know the world is a better (funnier) place thanks to Rocky Flinstone and his brave son, Jamie and Jamie’s uni friends- James and Alice. Stop what you are doing and listen to this podcast and when you finish- listen to it again. ♥️


⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️   (5/5)

I cannot fathom how it’s taken me so long to listen to this podcast. It’s so dang funny!


Listening while driving may be hazardous! Too funny!   (5/5)

I’ve listened to the first two episodes and I can’t count the number of times I was screaming laughing, by myself, in the car. Highly recommended.


Great way to distract from Coronavirus   (5/5)

My office is one of the few in my area remaining open during the fear and spread of COVID-19, and while at work it’s hard not to get distracted with all the news and panic happening here. I finally gave in and started listening to this gem of a podcast...and I have no regrets. Was it a questionable choice to start in the office? Perhaps. But that’s where headphones come in. I have been quietly laughing so hard at my desk while the anxiety of the modern world vanishes. The porno itself is terrible in the best possible way, and the commentary of the hosts is the cherry on top! As a woman listener I love that Alice is one of the hosts to make sure to speak to and more often than not clarify the woman’s perspective.


Endless chuckles   (5/5)

Just pure wholesome delight, through and through.


Freaking hilarious   (5/5)

I don’t recall snort laughing more than listening to this podcast. The hosts are hilarious. The writing is terribly fantastic. My cervix cringes several times an episode. Only issue is waving my children off when they ask why I’m laughing so hard. Headphones on and wave children off. Great work!!


Best Show Ever!   (5/5)

I love love love this! My sister told me about it, and I have been hooked since book 1. I love James, Jamie, and Alice, their voices are easy to listen to- if you have heard any amount of podcasts, you know sometimes the voices can put you off listening- never the case with these guys! Highly entertaining. If everyone could be a fly on the wall in my car to see my facial expressions... 😂🤣 I have listened to all the books twice and all the footnotes. I recommend this show to anyone, and if they don’t like it, they are no longer worth knowing to me. Thank you guys, for helping me weed out unnecessary acquaintances and finding me real genuine friends to consort with! Keep it up! I look forward to many more years of having you in my car on my drives to and from work, thank you!!


My favorite way to end the day   (5/5)

This is my end of the day go-to whilst driving home and I nearly cause several accidents due to maniacal laughter. Not sure if it’s the accents or the fatherly author but I find myself equally charmed and repulsed.


Amazing   (5/5)

This podcast (and the books) are everything I never knew I always needed in my life. I can now die happy.


Brilliant!   (5/5)

Rocky has written a real piece of rare literature that one will never be able to forget 😂 I absolutely can not wait to see how this all plays out and to hear the raunchy hidden details of Belinda’s dirty 30 celebration in Chicago 2020!!! Thanks to Jamie, Alice, & James for all the laughs, tears, & utter disgust of these books 😘


You’ll love it   (5/5)

It’s just the best.


Thank you   (5/5)

This is going to sound strange, but I just wanted to say thank you. I’ve been going through quite a traumatic life event and my therapist recommended that I find something to make me laugh on my long commute to work. I discovered your podcast a few weeks ago (late to the party here, or should I say late to the tombola 😏) and it’s been great comic relief for me in an otherwise dark time.


Rocky Flintstone, a writer ahead of his time.   (5/5)

I just started season three and a podcast has never: 1. Made me laugh so hard 2. Made me feel more disgusted and awkward 3. Left me feeling more confused about my own anatomy This podcast does all three. Please listen and enjoy.


😂   (5/5)

This is hands-down the funniest podcast! I can’t stop listening. It starts out as funny because the story is ridiculous and they’re funny together as friends. But then by the third book you are SO IN to the characters and the story.


6 out of 5 stars   (5/5)

This will have you laughing so hard you have to stop what you’re doing. Treat yourself to this incredible critique of terrible erotica. You’ll never look at a Belinda, or into someone’s eyelids, quite the same way.


Never laughed so hard   (5/5)

This podcast makes me so happy, I go back to re-listen whenever I’m feeling down. I’ve listened so much that I start thinking in a British accent occasionally. Can’t recommend it enough!


Don’t get it   (1/5)

Several people recommended this to me. After reading the reviews, i thought i was going to be laughing non stop. Hardly. It’s just stupid. I’ve hardly laughed at all. It’s actually boring.


Love it!!   (5/5)

This has me literally laughing out loud.


Started out strong   (3/5)

but now it’s gone on too long and lost it’s luster. It’s become 3 friends using a played out ridiculous book to sit around being snarky while they play boarding school comedian and milk this thing for every last dine in adverts and merch they can. It was super fun when it was fresh.


Grest   (2/5)

Lovely


The best podcast. Ever.   (5/5)

I honestly don’t think I have ever laughed so hard before! I’m super late to the game but loving being able to binge listen. So so good!


HILARIOUS   (5/5)

By far THE funniest show I’ve ever listened to.


I have never laughed so hard!!   (5/5)

The best laugh I’ve had while working!! I have howled, laughed out loud, cries and snorted all while listening up to chapter 9! I can not wait to keep listening!!


So fun!   (5/5)

I wish I were a part of their friend group! I find myself laughing along with them all the time. Makes my work days go by much more enjoyably.


Hilarious but...   (3/5)

It’s sort of played out.


i LOVE alice...   (5/5)

she’s hilarious...the guys are okay...


The best thing I've listened to!   (5/5)

I literally laugh out loud the majority of this podcast. My god, it's so funny! Can’t wait to see them live in NYC.


Amazing   (5/5)

My friend recently introduced me to this podcast, and I’m hooked. Laughed my way through work today. Great!


Lids, rivets, and business   (5/5)

The sordid truth is uncovered at long last as Rocky Flintstone pops the lids on the pots and pans industry. All this time I’ve considered it a fairly dull business, never realizing that high powered leather-fueled executive sex was fueling kitchen wares deals. My car (held together by rivets like those on the fateful Titanic) has never been so full of hysterical laughter during the agonizing commute as it is when Belinda Belinks me home. Thank you Rocky, and thank you Clan JAJ (Jamie Alice James) for this unique podcast. Sincerely, A youngish female not in Amsterdammmmm


Crying Laughing   (5/5)

Very late to the party, but this is hysterically funny. I’m using every minute I have to binge listen and catchup.


Caught off guard hilarious.   (5/5)

Like many people, I listen while at work and riding to work on public transportation. It is so hard trying to suppress my laughter and tears in public by their commentary and Rocky Fintstone’s writing.


Ridiculous and wonderful.   (5/5)

Normally I’m a true crime junkie, so this podcast was a little off my normal path... but this writing and “storyline” of Belinda’s ridiculous escapades is truly criminal. Love this cast, Rocky goddamn Flintstone, and the three that bring it to life for us.


Makes my driving commute sooo much better!   (5/5)

I just started listening to this. Already on book 2. What an awesome podcast. While people are angry in traffic, I’m laughing my head off with this podcast.


Brought me to tears   (5/5)

This is the funniest podcast out there. I had to stop listening at work because I couldn’t contain my laughter and my boss kept asking what was so funny. You’re missing out if you’re not listening! Can’t wait for the next season!!!


😂😂😂   (5/5)

This podcast is so funny and brings me so much joy every day. 😂


Luuuuv   (5/5)

Just started. Best line so far (s1e2): “If she‘s actually going to be playing tennis, I fear for her eyes.”


Helga.....   (5/5)

All I have to say love and enjoy every day on the bus to work. But Helga committed in my mouth out loud on the bus!!!!!!! ‘Protein shake 🤢🤮’


The best   (5/5)

One of the best for sure!!


possible fling?   (5/5)

very funny 10/10 very witty, smart comments. they read it very well


Laugh out loud   (5/5)

Love the podcasts and the hosts!!


Obsessed   (5/5)

I am absolutely obsessed with this show. It makes me laugh out loud. It’s like listening to a few of your closest pals make fun of an amazingly bad and brilliant story. There’s sex, admin, Alice saying “F*** off”, James’ amazing infectious laugh, and Jamie’s RADA-worthy accents... and so much more! If I could give more than 5 stars I would, and I still recommend it to everyone I know. Can’t wait to see the live show in March.


Wrecked   (5/5)

I have never laughed so hard. I absolutely love this podcast. I’ve dropped everything else I’m listening to so I can envelop myself in belindas world. #vaginaljuices


Funny!!!!   (5/5)

An always hilarious, rarely sexy, and powerfully wonderful like the rivets that held together the ill fated Titanic. Makes me look forward to after work traffic. I hope it never ends!!!


Hilarious, Cringey perfection   (5/5)

I binged listened to the first season on a long car trip and nearly choked on my latte from laughing. Rocky has provided some prime material, but it's the brilliant chemistry between the friends that really make this so exceptional. I now listen with glee every Monday at lunch, walking to the store alternately guffawing and grimacing. I also saw their live show this past fall, this cemented the brilliance of the hosts. Rocky may be writing the “novels” but the brilliance and chemistry between Alice, James, and Jamie is what truly makes this show soar. **2018 Update** This show remains absolutely hilarious and occasionally stomach turning. Like the best comedies, as the series has progressed the in jokes and plot have layered and cycle back to add to the humor and to make the audience feel like we’re all just sitting around James’ apartment drinking and laughing.


Don’t listen to go to sleep   (5/5)

I’m only half way through SE1 EP1 and I’ve had to turn it off. Dying with laughter and tears rolling down my face. Must sleep. Will have to resume when I won’t wake others up from howling.


This should not work at all   (5/5)

A retired man writes truly bad porn and gives it (god, why?) to his son. Son reads it aloud to his two friends, who MST3K it with hilarious results. This should not work as well as it does, but it's one of the funniest thigs I've ever heard. James, Jamie and Alice are fast and witty and just as incredulous as I am when each new chapter is read. And the writing is EPICALLY bad. I'd tell you the plot but there's little point. Just give it a listen.


So cringe it’s good   (5/5)

It’s entertaining, so cringy it’s funny


Make it a movie!   (5/5)

This is the best podcast. I share it with everyone at work It’s so funny! I’ve enjoyed how it has spiraled completely out of control. Jamie, James & Alice are so funny with their commentary. Great stuff. SUBSCRIBE NOW!


The Best Comedy Podcast...Ever   (5/5)

My absolute favorite podcast of all time - nothing else compares. Funny, smart, and somehow manages to be not too raunchy. Truly laugh out loud hysterical.


I was looking for a giggle...   (5/5)

Oh my goodness! This podcast is phenominally hilarious?! I was looking for a giggle, and ended up with weeks of hysterical laughter! Thank you so much, Jamie, James, and Alice. You all are amazing! See you in Denver!


HILARIOUS   (5/5)

This podcast is ridiculously funny. I have finished season 1 and just started season 2. Everything about it is AMAZING.


Like a good wine   (5/5)

I love this show. Guaranteed to lift my mood. Gets better and better with each season. Like a quality Australian Chardonnay.


Hysterical   (5/5)

This is the funniest podcast I’ve ever listened to. The hosts are perfect and I love them so much. I laugh out loud multiple times per episode. It’s a must listen.


Absolutely. The. Best! "Oh-ah, My-ah, God-ah!"   (5/5)

I will say this is simply the best and most fun I have in my week. I binge and repeat. This sad world we live in makes it hard to laugh too much lately, but Jamie, James and Alice have figured out how to deliver Rocky's writings in such a silly and brilliant way...I honestly just love them all so much. It feels good to laugh while trying to make sense of Belinda's adventures. A shout out to James....I ADORE YOU JAMES AND WANT TO BE YOUR BEST FRIEND! YOU ARE SO FUNNY AND CHARMING. LET ME KNOW WHEN YOU ARE IN NEED OF ANOTHER PAL! ;-) Love You ALL!


Love it!!   (5/5)

Haha this is the best podcast! My friends recommended it to me. So now, we are all listening to it. I always listen to it before going to bed. My favorite episode so far was the one with Elijah Wood. Was not expecting him to be a guest! Keep it up!


In love   (5/5)

This is the only porno I will ever willingly send to my family. I am absolutely rolling with each episode of absolutely random nonsense. Please follow this journey from start to finish. I hope it never finishes though.


My absolute favorite   (5/5)

Big podcast listener, but this is the only show I’ll never get sick of. Beyond hilarious. Never want it to end.


Frawgdawg   (5/5)

The best! I travel alot and this is so entertaining. Love Flintstones writing and how everyone chimes in is fabulous. Cannot hold back laughing ridiculously loud as I drive down the road. Keep it up!!!


Funniest ANYTHING ever in the history of mankind   (5/5)

I am a 56 year old fenale who spends much of my day driving for work . I am not a big laugher , sonething has to be EXTRA funny to even get a giggle from me . I have laughed so hard listening to this podcast that I have tears streaming down my face and my stomach hurts. A few times I have stopped at GREEN lights, because I am do distracted in the show. Rocky Flintstone is a literary genius, and his son is a genius as well for having the brilliant idea of turning these masterpieces of porn into a podcast . He could not have picked 2 better friends to share this weekly journey with him, and the audience. Everyone’s comments are as hysterical as the prose itself . Thank the heavens that this exists .


Lol on the way to work   (5/5)

Normally I listen to professional and self-improvement podcasts. This is a deliciously naughty change of pace. I happened upon it when I needed a laugh, and every episode of season 1 delivered hearty laughter. Alice in particular is just hilarious. Give it a listen!


Dangerously funny   (5/5)

Made me spit out my coffee all over the inside of my windshield


Peed my pants   (5/5)

So funny!!!


The BEST pornomedy   (5/5)

I can’t stop laughing every episode. My mascara is constantly running because I can’t stop. This is utterly amazing! You won’t regret it.


Laugh and cringe   (5/5)

Me listening to MDWAP: haha hahaha haha haha haha haha haha ... eeeeeewwwww... haha haha haha haahhhaaaa! Love this show! ❤️🤣😕🙁😖😣😯😦😬😳😂😂😂😂😂


Amazing   (5/5)

I can’t get enough of this podcast. The hosts are genuinely having a great time and the stories are hilarious!


Funniest Podcast Out There   (5/5)

Incredible, I crack up every episode. Never gets old. Love it!


I pee a little   (5/5)

Well... I don’t literally but you sincerely get me close as I’m laughing so hard at all the entertaining chapters your patriarch has pelted out! Listening to you all is like calling all my friends on a party line and chatting about whatever only with much cooler accents. Thank you All for what you do!


There's a reason why these reviews are primarily all 5-stars ...   (5/5)

This has become my #1 podcast out of the 60 or so I listen to. Hilarious, sexy, and filled with posh British accents! I am only sad knowing that one day this will have to end :( Edit: 5 years later and I’m over this. Unsubbed. Played out. S5E1.


Imagine Every Bad Erotic FanFic...   (5/5)

...this is worse. There have been moments when I’ve actually like had to stop what I was doing to brace myself because I was laughing so hard. I have shrieked in my car too many times with “What?!” “No!!” or begged in futility, “Oh, no, no, please don’t— aaaand (he/she) did. Because of course. Oh, Rocky...” An absolute delight of a show, really.


Freakin Hilarious!!!   (5/5)

I probably should not listen at work. I laugh WAY too loud at this podcast. I almost chocked on my smoothie on episode 6! You guys are too funny!


Gross   (5/5)

This podcast is gross and hilarious. It makes my skin crawls, and I’m pretty sure that I’ve gagged a couple of times. Highly recommended.


THE BEST PODCAST EVER.   (5/5)

I love this podcast so much. I have already listened to all of it and I’m listening to it again while I wait for the next season to come out. The book itself is so entertaining but the commentary from Jamie, Alice, and James makes it ten times better. I’m going to be sad when it inevitably comes to an end but for now, I can’t wait for more. I recommend that EVERYONE listen to it! (Unless you’re under 18 of course). Deep down, I want it to continue to the end of time but I do wonder what that’ll do to poor Jamie. Hopefully he can handle it all for just a bit longer because I honestly cannot get enough.


you won’t want to stop listening   (5/5)

Such a funny podcast and I’ve listened to every episode at least twice. Can’t wait for the next season!!


My favorite podcast!   (5/5)

Currently on my 6th relisten of all four seasons. Legitimately the only podcast that I can listen to over and over again and still laugh as if I was hearing it all for the first time. Big love to Jamie, James and Alice!


mantis72(   (5/5)

I have not laughed this hard in a while. I’m totally hooked on Belinda and her amorous adventures


Please   (5/5)

This is so funny! I just can’t stop listening!!


Just listen to it!!   (5/5)

This podcast has it all! Pomegranates, semen, muddy symbols, turkey, and candy cane dildos 😂 Currently listening to this for the third time and I swear I laugh just as hard as I did the first time! Rocky is a genius!


Still LOLing   (5/5)

I decided to re-listen before the next book and even the second time through, I can’t help but laugh out loud. Love this podcast so much!!!!


Waiting for next season   (5/5)

I have binge listened to the first four seasons three times now because I need my Rocky fix. Super excited to see what happens to the gang next season!


Laugh out loud every freaking episode   (5/5)

Love this trio. Can't get enough!!!!!!!


Best. Podcast. Ever.   (5/5)

This is in a league of its own! ABSOLUTELY HILARIOUS!!!!!!


Incredible.   (5/5)

You know from the premise that it’s going to be good - but it’s soooooo good. I knew I would be entertained - but I laugh out loud every single episode. I sometimes have to pause it to take a break, stifling giggles as I listen on headphones (only on headphones!!!) in public. This is one of those podcasts that gets better each season. The jokes, the voices, the banter between our three hosts - all of gets better and better.


Hilarious!!   (5/5)

I am often laughing out loud no matter where I am. I love the dramatic readings interspersed with bursts of effervescent laughter. Don’t try to listen to this and do anything that requires major thinking though - you’ll be too distracted!


Wow😂   (5/5)

I literally love this so much. I was in a plane one time and I started laughing and the person next to me just looked at me at least he never asked what I was laughing about.😅😂


My Dad Wrote A Porno   (5/5)

This is such a fun podcast to listen to. The hosts have great chemistry and, of course, the porn makes me harder than a birch tree.


Great Podcast   (5/5)

This podcast is one of the funniest I have come across!


.   (5/5)

I wouldn’t call it sexy. But I’d call it sexyish.


Funniest podcast ever   (5/5)

Beyond hilarious. Not for the conservative soul.


Don’t listen to this in public!!!   (5/5)

My wife introduced me to this podcast and it is funny. Definitely not for the prudish. It is super awkward at times and overall hilarious. Although I wouldn’t listen to it in public unless you like people looking at you when you snort laugh.


wonderful-ish   (5/5)

More “ish” !!!!


Brilliant   (5/5)

Fully convinced Rocky is a comedic genius.


Has made me choke on my coffee multiple times   (5/5)

I can’t stop listening and can’t stop talking about it. I can’t believe it took me this long to listen to this! It’s hysterical! What a way to start a morning!


Iconic   (5/5)

I can’t say how many times I’ve re-listened to this podcast.


Best podcast there is   (5/5)

I mean, the title says it. This is absolutely, without a doubt the best podcast out there, made even better by the fact that it seems totally legitimate. Only a father could write porn like that.


My favorite podcast   (5/5)

Can’t wait for book five!!!


But why?   (5/5)

Amsterdammmmm


Are you ever coming back?!?   (5/5)

Come back ALREADY !!!!!


Hilarious   (5/5)

My cousin introduced me to this podcast. She had been talking about it forever so I finally gave it a listen. It is so funny I start to gently sweat and nod as I convulse with laughter.


Amazing-ish...   (5/5)

My only complaint is that I’ve caught up and there’s nothing else for a month! Almost certainly about a 4.999 stars from me.


People think I’m crazy   (5/5)

I listen to this podcast during my commute and LOL the whole time!


More please!   (5/5)

Found this podcast about six months ago and have listened to every single one! I laugh out loud and cringe almost every episode. :-). Anxiously awaiting book 5 and more Jamie, James and Alice.


I laugh out loud   (5/5)

Literally I listened to the first season only during two times of my day: 1. At the gym 2. Driving And i have been doing more of both of these things to continue to listen to the reading and commentary of Belinda and her odd adventures


Been binging since June   (5/5)

Jamie, James and Alice make this podcast the best thing I’ve listened to since I discovered podcasts. They are hilarious and make me wish they were my best friends! Rocky’s writing, while horrid is hysterical and I’d be lying if I said I haven’t cried from laughing so hard. It’s definitely cringe worthy at times and so disgusting- but it is worth being a devoted listener especially if you need a good laugh- this is for you.


Simply HILARIOUS!   (5/5)

That’s all.


My dad wrote a porno   (2/5)

Imwas listening to S1 and came back and was only able to get S4?


Binged 3x   (5/5)

I’ve listened to every chapter 3 times now. It’s *very* funny and holds up to repeat listens. I adore the show.


The most hysterical podcast ever!   (5/5)

I have never been happier with a recommendation given by a friend than I am with the one to listen to this podcast. Such a wonderful mix of hilarity and genuine ignorance that these three bring together for us. A must listen!


Great, Light Listening   (4/5)

This is way too fun not to binge. I'm not a big romance/erotica fan, so sometimes I feel like I might be missing *something,* not sure what, but otherwise, a great, entertaining listen.


The absolute best of the absolute worst!   (5/5)

This nonsense is complete perfection! The literature is horrible and the commentary is incredible!


funniest podcast out there   (5/5)

I started listening to this because of recommendations from other podcasts I listen to, and this has me laughing out loud every time I listen. It is so absurd and the farthest thing from porn I have ever heard. The commentary from the hosts only adds to the hilarity of the content.


Excellent   (5/5)

Probably the funniest piece of media of any kind that I have ever had the privilege of consuming


Side splitting   (5/5)

This show gets me every time. It’s cringeworthy in the best way possible. Love it!


Smut & Sluts   (5/5)

When this first popped up in my podcast suggestion list, I was reluctant to give it a go however, I am so glad I did. I have binged seasons for the last 2 weeks. I am currently on season 3 and have not laughed out loud harder than I have listening to these 3 reading this series of books. I hope Rocky Flintstone keeps writing so we get to keep laughing at Belinda as she blinks around the world.


Brilliant Full Stop   (5/5)

I have to admit, being a gay man, I was somewhat reluctant to give this podcast a go...and that my friends kept badgering me to listen was more than a little perplexing. Oh. My. God! I’m so glad I reluctantly conceded. It is, hands down, the most hilarious thing I’ve ever listened to. Jamie, James, and Alice are incredible and experiencing Belinda Blinked with them has been nothing short of stupendous!


Honestly brilliant   (5/5)

In this porncast, sorry, podcast, a youngish man reads the books his father wrote. Shouldn’t be hilarious, but the books are filled with inaccuracies, fun facts, and plot(sometimes) along with sex. But what makes this podcast my favorite thing in this universe are the comments and asides made by the reader, Jamie, and his two friends/audience, Alice and James. Together, they read the book word for word while both praising and mocking the author, all due respect to Mr. Rocky Flintstone! A courageous endeavor, a hilarious podcast, and a worthy way to spend your time.


Have to listen to Belinda “Blinked”   (4/5)

Wasn’t too sure about this podcast but is a definite recommend this to anyone!!!!! Honestly hearing and reading your dads porno book is amazing and funny!!!


screamingly funny   (5/5)

if you're having a rough time, listen to this, it will make you feel very happy.


What a great podcast   (5/5)

This is laugh out loud funny. Although the books are horrendous, somehow the whole reading it out loud and making fun of it completely turns it around. The trio’s commentary is what makes it all worth it, and it turns into something really great.


Confused cervix   (5/5)

Dying at my boring desk job listening to this!! But, confused if cervix means something different in the UK... not sure how it can be ‘...handled hard.’ 😂😂😂


Just the best podcast ever   (5/5)

PMSL!!!!


Oh this podcast   (5/5)

I listen to this at work and find myself constantly laughing like an idiot. I’ve never laughed so hard at a podcast in my life. Alice is definitely my favorite.


Ten stars   (5/5)

The best podcast on my feed. I laugh out loud on the subway. I didn’t think I’d like it, but it’s my FAVORITE


Ban Alice from singing!   (5/5)

This is absolutely hilarious but please, for the love of god, stop Alice’s singing!


Not enough blinking stars   (5/5)

5 ⭐️are not nearly enough to adequately rate this. It’s the perfect storm of poorly (yet superbly written) story, English accents, British slang, and jokes. I’ve laughed so hard out loud more times than I can recall and at least one time choked and another nearly spit my drink out. Anytime I see someone else laughing I assume they’re listening as well. I’m definitely hooked!


Excellent   (5/5)

Belinda: Horny The O2: Filled Pots and pans: sold?? who cares Mhy gut: busted


Comedy gold   (5/5)

This is the weirdest, cringiest, goddam funniest thing I gave ever heard in my life. God bless this podcast


Lifesaver   (5/5)

This podcast gets me through hellish rides on the L train on my most sleep-deprived mornings on the way to graduate school. People probably think I am nuts stifling laughter but it’s the most effective way to distract from the jam packed train and put myself in a good mood when I wake up grumpy. Hilarious!


The best   (5/5)

This is the most entertaining and funny podcast I've ever listened to. The unintentionally hilarious "porn", complete with grammatical and spelling flaws isgreat. But what really makes it such a superb podcast is the infectious humor, comments and laughing by the exceedingly engaging hosts. Jaime, James and Alice. It's truly genius.


Hysterical!!!!   (5/5)

Crying tears of laughter!!! 😂😂😂


Hysterical   (5/5)

I found this this morning while looking for something interesting to listen to at work. I now have another coworker listening to it as well. Thank you for making my job so much more entertaining!!


Fabulous!   (5/5)

This is such a fun exciting adventure! I find myself wishing one of my parents would have written a porno.


So hilar   (5/5)

Love the commentary on this rollercoaster of an erotica 😂


😂   (5/5)

Hilarious!!!


I can’t stop laughing   (5/5)

What would happen if you discovered poorly written self-published erotic fiction written by your dad? Why you would get two of your best friends to come over to screwer it and provide the best commentary as you read it out loud. This podcast has all the feels- hilarity, joy, wit, horror and mostly a profound sense of embarrassment for the poor aging father who wrote this tome


iconic   (5/5)

never fails to make me laugh uncontrollably !!


Really grabs you by the cervix!   (5/5)

😂


My favorite podcast   (5/5)

I’ve listened all the way through 6 times


Dame Emma   (5/5)

This episode was so fabulous - I hope I’m not the only one suggesting that she really does need to publish her home made sex Ed book for kids. What a remarkable, necessary resource! As for the rest of the podcast series, it’s total trash and I absolutely love it. Keep up the good work.


Bringing Families Together   (5/5)

I never, and cannot stress this enough, NEVER thought my siblings and my sibling in laws would bond over “erotic literature”, but here we are. My sister forced us all of us to listen on road trip. We almost crashed because our laughter so was out of control. And to the Aj Bombers waitress named Belinda, I’m so so sorry. We weren’t laughing at you, we just didn’t have the words to explain this podcast to you or the amazing coincidence that you were our server after 3 hours of listening to your namesakes adventures.


The Tops   (5/5)

There is nothing funnier out there than this podcast. Warning: should probably not operate a motor vehicle while listening; so funny it’s dangerous!


Funniest podcast ever!   (5/5)

I had this podcast on my list, but I just now got to it. I was literally crying about halfway through chapter 1. This is just too funny to be listening to in public. Thank God I was home and only annoyed my husband with my outbursts of laughter. By far, the funniest podcast I have ever listened to! I will most definitely turn this one on if I am ever in a bad mood. Thanks for the great work!


My neighbors now think I’m insane...   (5/5)

I started listening for the first time ever while doing yard work (with headphones ON haha...) and was laughing a little too much. At one point while pulling weeds I laid on the ground laughing and rolled onto my back with tears in my eyes. It was the part where Belinda excuses herself from the three way, ever so politely of course. The whole thing is great...but that part especially just struck me. 😂


Somewhere in Kansas   (5/5)

I wasn't sure about this podcast but I’m so glad I gave it a listen! I was laying in bed next to my husband (who was asleep) and had to bury my head in my pillow to muffle my hysterical laughter 🤣🤣 Such a unique idea and it totally works! Thanks for the great podcast, I can’t wait to hear more!!


Epic and uproarious   (5/5)

Just listen to it.


A Laughingly Good Time!   (5/5)

I can't stop listening, laughing and cringing! Almost makes me want to write bad erotica and hope my kids are brave enough to narrative and tear into it!


Easily my favorite podcast ever   (5/5)

Belinda is a soul mate to me. I’m so glad I discovered this gem and got to learn about business and leadership and of course red hot sex. Rocky Flintstone, I salute you.


FANTASTIC!!!   (5/5)

I can’t stop relistening to book 1! Best podcast ever! I’m laughing hysterically! ❤️😂


Hi-Larry-Us   (5/5)

A friend recommended this podcast to me about 3 weeks ago, and it has been the one happy place I have found myself when I get some me time. Not only are the Belinda Blink books outrageously amazing, Jamie, Alice, and James just make the readings all the better. Love the Footnote episodes with their guests. And I wish Rocky was my dad cause Mr Flinstone is the coolest dad ever. Thanks for the laughs and all the snorts I’ve let out.


Holy Jesus I love this show   (5/5)

Y'all are doing very important work bringing this seminal content to the public eye. I don't know how we can ever repay you. I do need to try to start using headphones more liberally in the listening, though.


Funniest podcast around   (5/5)

I mean, I have laughed myself to death several times, and my emergency room bills are piling up, but this podcast just kills me in the best possible way.


Absolute. Favorite. Podcast.   (5/5)

I’ve listened to Belinda Blinked 1-4 all the way through FOUR TIMES. It’s still funny. After four times. This podcast is one of my favorite things ever. Please, for the love of all things joyful, listen.


Solid Gold   (5/5)

I challenge anyone to find a funnier podcast! A unique premise with hosts who are talented, charming, and extremely quick on their feet. I recommend this one to everyone I know, and all have thanked me for doing so. Just be really careful when listening in public- not safe for walking, bus-riding, or coffee-drinking in public! Love you guys


Tears of laughter   (5/5)

Halfway through the first episode and I have tears of laughter streaming down my face. I’m trying not to laugh too loud and wake my whole family. This podcast is FANTASTIC and I can’t wait to listen to more. I’ve never thought of it was a Tupperware box either but now I have too.


Crying from laughter   (5/5)

Truly hysterical. Sometimes gag worthy. 10/10 recommend for a fun time but probably don’t listen to when at work with other people


So funny   (5/5)

Found this podcast after it was well on its way but that was great for me because I’ve been able to binge listen. The story is naughty and fun but the hosts are just the best. Laughing out loud by myself every time I listen. Well done!!! 5 stars-check it out!


I am in tears every episode...   (5/5)

....usually tears from uncontrollable laughter...although many times they are tears of pure horror and disgust. This show is brilliant. I cannot get enough of it. Although I am sad I just recently discovered it and missed the Chicago live show by a year. Come back!!! Cannot wait for more Belinda adventures!!!!


Can’t; Stop; Listening;   (5/5)

I laugh in my car everyday and I’m only on Season 2. I have told every person I know about this. It is simply amazing; (the semi-colons are intentional;)


The friends I wish I had...   (5/5)

I’ve heard about this podcast ages ago but for some reason I only recently started listening. I’ve been listening nonstop ever since! I fortunately have a job that allows me to listen to podcasts all day and this has me laughing even on my most stressful days. The hosts are so incredibly witty and all I want is to sit and chat with them! I could honestly listen to them talk about ANYTHING! Looking forward to many more seasons!


A family affair   (5/5)

This podcast is awful. 5 stars.


so good   (5/5)

and thank god it’s someone else’s dad and not my own


Laugh out loud material.   (5/5)

Sometimes I cringe. Sometimes I laugh. Either way, 100% hilarious.


The most entertaining   (5/5)

A group of my pals and I listen to it through the speakers at our neighborhood bar and it makes for a great drinking experience 🤣🤣


It gets worse and better at the same time   (5/5)

The title isn’t a lie! Like....it’s so awful, but it just is the best thing ever! I don’t love any podcast more than this! Rocky Flinstone is a legend and James, Jamie, and Alice are the best humans to listen tell this Erradica! (Unsure of the spelling) “HE GRABBED HER BY THE CERVIX!!!” Dead!!! Love this!!!


Sooner or Later?   (5/5)

I can’t decide whether I’m glad to have found this podcast when I did, or devastated because now I have to wait until August for Season 5. I binged the first four seasons and now I have a problem. I only want to listen to Belinda Blinked and I really want to be friends with Jamie, Alice, and James...sigh....just do yourself a favor and go listen!


Amazing! But what happened to book 5?   (5/5)

I absolutely love this podcast. But where is book 5? It’s already almost halfway through March, and they haven’t started it....


Gross, cringey while entertainingly hilarious   (5/5)

This is wrong on so many levels, but I can’t help but laugh all episode long. I’m confused, conflicted and addicted. Lol


I can’t even!   (5/5)

I can’t even! Through Belinda’s experiences I have learned about love, friendship, entrepreneurship, and not to forget.. pots and pans. I have laughed and cried. I need more seasons!! 4 is not enough.


Great!!   (5/5)

It is so funny! I was crying so hard while listening to an episode, my coworker had to ask me if I was doing ok!? Just listen, you won’t regret it!


Best podcast EVERRRRR   (5/5)

This is probably the best thing I’ve ever listened to in my life! 😂


[email protected] hilarious   (5/5)

I rarely laugh out loud at podcasts and I’m not a fan of those with lots of crude language but this one is killing me. The book is so bad it’s destined to be a classic. And the hosts are the best. They’re quick, funny as hell, and the accents (their own and the terrible Irish ones they try) add to the fun. My favorite podcast find in quite some time.


Most hilarious podcast!!   (5/5)

How is it that I am just discovering the awesomeness that is the world of Belinda Blinked?! I binge listened to season 1 and 2, currently on season 3. This podcast is hilarious and totally changed my life. I commute about an hour each way for work. My drive was becoming exhausting and utterly boring. Then my friend suggested this podcast which has me laughing out loud! I have to be careful though, it’s so funny I’ve nearly driven off the road laughing so hard. I can’t wait to see what Rocky comes up with next!!


Amazing   (5/5)

As many others have said, this show is truly hilarious. The hosts are sweet and clever, and Rocky is just beyond description. I was at Starbucks between job interviews the other day and nearly destroyed my outfit by belly-laughing while sipping coffee- honestly, it’s not safe to listen in public if you’re embarrassed by looking demented/laughing to yourself out loud


So funny   (5/5)

I work in a rather conservative office and listen to this in my headphones. I am crying at my desk. This podcast is great!


Brilliant!!   (5/5)

The more I listen, the more I think that Rocky Flintstone is operating on a literary level other than most. Whether that level is above or below is debatable. But when Alice, James, and Jamie read the text aloud and comment on it, absolute hilarity ensues. Be aware though that said hilarity comes not just from how it’s read, but very much from how is written. Whether the wit in the written text is intentional or accidental is irrelevant. The combination of the words put to “paper” and how they are read is what makes this podcast gold. Be sure to start at the beginning, and stick with it for the first couple of episodes as the podcast finds its groove. You will be rewarded for you patience. And definitely listen to the “footnotes” episodes as well... they add considerably to the experience as a whole.


🌶🌶🌶   (5/5)

So disturbing, but in the best way. Jamie is my favorite!


I “came” late to the game...   (5/5)

...but boy did it deliver the goods. I’m not sure binging this is healthy. But I’m doing it. Amazingly fun, funny, entertaining.


I Don’t Know How I Got Here...   (5/5)

So, I was looking for recommendations on what to listen to after I finished S-Town and Serial.... for the love of all I have no clue what journalist thought that this would follow dramatic crime drama- but BLESS THEM. This is such an incredibly amazing podcast. I am DYING laughing. It is hands down the BEST thing I have listened to. I am making everyone I know listen to it. The hosts are witty and fantastic, the writing is terribly wonderful, every time I think it can’t get worse it does.... it’s amazing. So if you’re looking for the perfect podcast to pair with dramatic murder and tear jerking drama.... it’s probably not this.... but it is most definitely this. Thank you thank you thank you.


Gold   (5/5)

Really recommend. A great comedy! The hosts are very funny and have dialogue running throughout the story. Can you call it a story? Whatever it is, hilarious ...!


Hilarious   (5/5)

This is one of the funniest podcasts I’ve ever listened to. So good!


Oh F off   (5/5)

I love this podcast and I’m sure people that pass me in other cars think I’m off my rocker since I’m laughing my butt off.


One of favorite lines!   (5/5)

Be careful what you ask for where can we I pull my weight. By the toes!


Literally in tears   (5/5)

I started listening to this podcast at work and I literally was laughing so hard I was crying. My entire office was looking at me like I was looney tunes! Literally one of the best podcasts I’ve ever heard.


Beautiful is an Understatement   (5/5)

Not only a splendid tale of love and loss, but a riveting plot line full of twists, surprises, and even spies! The work of Rocky Flintstone is one to be passed down to generations and may even surpass Shakespeare himself. I hope to someday acquire a hardback-ish copy of Flintstone’s canon for my living room coffee table. Tears of emotion have swept down my face on more than one occasion from this lovely, heartwarming, and enthralling series. Bravo!


Belinda   (5/5)

This was funny. Also, Belinda officially off the list of possible future baby names.


Stunning, Breathtaking, Death Defying   (5/5)

I don’t think I would be overstating the importance of Rocky by describing the Belinda Blinked Series as the literary saga of this millennium. 5 Gold Pomegranates for the hosts as well.


MDWOP Review   (5/5)

The first two episodes of “My Dad Wrote a Porno,” hosted by Jamie Morton, James Cooper, and Alice Levine, are uproariously funny. The three friends are all successful British television producers, and Morton’s father, using the pen name “Rocky Flintstone,” is the author of the poorly-written erotic novella series “Belinda Blinked.” Each episode focuses on one chapter of the series, and the three friends pick it apart line by line, as it seems nearly every line of the book contains some sort of awkward turn of phrase or cringe-inducing fumbled attempt at eroticism. As can be expected, the program’s content is highly explicit, but it is balanced well by the hosts’ genuine reactions and witty criticisms, which are charming, well-timed and creative. Morton has read the novel before, but the other two hosts are hearing it for the first time, so the authenticity of their shocked reactions as Morton recites the book makes for a highly entertaining show format that could be enjoyed even by a more conservative audience. As Morton hesitates to read certain lines, you feel embarrassed along with him. Levine’s reactions are particularly hilarious, and she is quick to pause Morton mid-sentence to point out some of the more unsettling word choices, such as, “Her vaginal lids popped open,” to which she responds, “Sorry, ding-dong, let’s stop for a second. I have never thought of it as a Tupperware box.” The podcast started in 2015 and is currently on its fourth season, having recently released three Christmas episodes. It has been critically acclaimed, with over 80 million downloads, and garnering notable fans such as Emma Thompson, Elijah Wood and Daisy Ridley. The hosts have since created a live touring show with sold-out audiences, and they are now developing an HBO special. The first episode, “The Job Interview,” reviews the opening chapter of the first book entitled: “Belinda Blinked: A modern story of sex, erotica and passion. How the sexiest sales girl in business earns her huge bonus by being the best at removing her high heels.” It becomes apparent very quickly that the absurdity of the plot, matched in absurdity by the strange word choices and innuendos, makes Flintstone’s attempt at eroticism decidedly un-erotic. The story begins with Belinda getting interviewed by two men for a Sales Director position for Steele’s Pots and Pans. In the opening sentence, she is asked to remove her blouse, and she obliges without saying a word. The hosts are quick to point only speaks one single sentence throughout entire chapter, doing little more than blinking, nodding, and allowing the Managing Director to remove her clothes without question. The MD suddenly offers her the position, with an £85,000 salary, a car and travel perks, “on completion of a few further details,” which of course are sexual in nature. The chapter ends with a blonde woman, Gisele, whose position at the company is not specified, entering the room, and the two women fondle each other without exchanging a word. Episode two picks apart the second chapter, “The Leather Room.” It begins with an office employee, Tony, instructing Belinda to wear tennis gear with “no, and I mean absolutely no undergarments,” to an upcoming barbecue. He casually instructs her to go into his leather room hidden behind a secret door. Morton is quick to point out that the hidden door is indicative of his father’s obsession with James Bond. The entire room, including the floor is made of leather. It is revealed that Gisele is a 24-year old office assistant, and Belinda, 29, is harbouring some jealousy over her. The hosts begin to pick out recurring patterns and oddities in the novel, such as each character’s apparent surprise whenever they enter a room and a person is there, greeting each other with an “Oh! Hello there Tony/Gisele/Belinda.” The three friends struggle to maintain composure as the storyline quickly shifts from mundane office banter to awkward sexual encounters, such as when Gisele enters the leather room and immediately starts scratching at Belinda’s chest with her “long fingernails.” They oscillate between humoured and disgusted by the graphic descriptions. Both episodes are sponsored by Express VPN, and a pre-recorded advertisement is inserted midway through the episode, transitioning with a musical introduction and exit. The ad is about two minutes long, and is delivered in the same cheeky, casual conversational tone the hosts maintain throughout the episode. It’s brief, entertaining to listen to, and I didn’t feel compelled to skip through it. Overall, I rate this podcast five out of five stars, because I was truly blown away by how hilarious and engaging it was. I have a short attention span and I infrequently come across podcasts or videos that can keep me engaged for spans longer than fifteen minutes, but I spent several hours listening to this show on the first day I discovered it. While the graphic content may not be palatable for all people, I encourage listeners to give it a chance. The hosts’ undeniable charm, spot-on comedic timing and overall chemistry is so enjoyable to listen to, that the program ends up not feeling overly smutty. They aren’t enjoying the eroticism, they are baffled by it, and the hilariously squeamish awkwardness felt by the hosts is felt just as strongly by the listener.


Excellent in every way   (5/5)

This is by far the best podcast I have ever listened too. I laugh so hard that I cry. It makes me feel so much better.


Please add musical numbers!   (5/5)

I have no idea what to say about this podcast. It’s so ridiculous. And also compelling. I do love the singing, add some musical numbers!


My Dad and I listen to My Dad Wrote a Porno   (5/5)

...Yeah, I know it sounds weird. We don’t listen at the same time, of course, but he’s a Class E criminal defense attorney and appreciates cheeky humor, er, I mean, eloquently written literature. He LOVES the show and so do I! We rate Rocky’s works right up there with Dickens (possibly for different reasons) Have to be careful listening in the car with the windows down...I def get some weird looks, but the show has picked up a couple of listeners that way :D Cheers, y’all, keep up the amazing work and greetings from Cozumel, MX 🌴


HILARIOUS   (5/5)

I’ve had to stop listening to this in public because I can’t contain my laughter and certainly look like a maniac. My favorite podcast ever.


What the Hell Did I Listen To   (5/5)

It's fantastic - a delight, funny, and I've learned so little and yet so much about sex. I can't stop laughing at all this nonsense and the banter between the hosts. Cheers to Rocky Flintstone for giving us these gems and his son for sharing them with us.


Absolutely Brilliant   (5/5)

My Dad Wrote a Porno is pure filth and pure perfection ! You can hear the cringe as Jamie suffers through reading his own father's beautifully written porn for our entertainment. Alice and James added commentary is laugh outloud funny it's as if the trio have become my friends from over the pond. Be warned you will be spitting out your tea with laughter. Belinda Blinked and Rocky Flinstone are a gift from the Norse Gods themselves. Do yourself a favor download this podcast, get the paper copies. Long Live Rocky Flinstone... You'll never look at pomograntes the same again!


So Funny!   (5/5)

This is hysterical! I love the banter between friends, making fun of this dad, who wants to be the next Danielle Steele. It’s an an workout just to listen.


If you’re undecided, the answer is yes.   (5/5)

At the suggestion of my brother, I gave it a listen. While driving home from work. Had to pull over because I was laughing so hard I couldn’t see. I giggle all day at work and I can’t thank Rocky enough for bringing so much joy to my life. Standing Ovation!


Phenomenal!   (5/5)

I LOVE this podcast! One of my absolute favorite shows. I was originally put off by the title, but once I listened I was glad I did. The writing is terrible, to the point of hilarity at times. The commentary is what makes it worth it. And James is adorable! Absolutely LOVE HIM!


Totally bananas   (5/5)

Choking hazard and dangerous to listen to while driving. Has literally made me cry and wheeze from laughing so hard. Truly a wondrous thing to behold.


Do yourself a favor and listen   (5/5)

started listening despite the table. Since then I’ve binge listened to all the seasons and have been caught bursting into laughter on the metro to the perplexed looks of strangers too many times to count. Do yourself a favor and listen to this podcast


LOL Hilarious!   (5/5)

This Podcast is so funny I want to tell everyone about it. However, I work in a very conservative environment and I don't think my colleagues (or my wife for that matter) could get past the name. Oh well, for now it will just be my fun little secret. Thanks for the laughs.


🤣😂🤣😂   (5/5)

I laugh until I can’t breathe


POMEGRANATE   (5/5)

Best comedy podcast there is. I’ve been searching for a genuinely funny podcast for over a year and here it is!! Laugh until I cry. I especially LIVE for James’ laugh. It kills me every time. Belinker forever


Speechless   (5/5)

There are no words strong enough to convey my love for this podcast. I’ve gasped and laughed and grimaced and cried runnels of liquid...My pomegranates swinging as I chortle. Bravo, Rocky...Bravo.


God bless Belinda, god bless Rocky   (5/5)

Amazingly hilarious. Can no longer listen while driving because I laugh too hard. What a trifecta of personalities.


Hilarious   (5/5)

My absolute favorite podcast of all time! Now that season 4 has ended I’m really missing porno day 😩


So sad I only JUST discovered this!   (5/5)

I wish I’d known about this podcast sooner. I got to listen to the entirety of S1 while on a long drive and I was cracking up. I already told all of my friends that they have to listen and I’m loving S2. I hope this continues and I can make it to a live show. This definitely has my sense of humor and lovingly makes fun of this hilarious series. Awesome!


Wow   (5/5)

Best porno ever.!


So funny I almost passed out laughing   (5/5)

This is just beyond!


Best show ever   (5/5)

I love this crazy podcast and amazing cast so so much.


Can’t express how much I love this!   (5/5)

I literally wait with bated breath for new episodes! I’m so excited for book 5!


It just keeps getting better   (5/5)

Week in and week out Porno Monday just keeps getting better and better. Truly an amazing thing you are doing glad to be a part of it.


Brilliant, but want more butt stuff   (5/5)

On a USA cross country road trip, my girlfriend and I listened to MDMP the majority of the way. My gawd, I haven’t properly sharted in quite some time. Tears physically fell out of my eyes, down my bare chest and dribbled to my dark pubic hairs. It was just the right amount of erotic, humorous and cringy feels, but nothing short of creative brilliance. Mr. Flinstone’s writing revealed my deepest desires I didn’t even know I had. I am now searching the world for 3in nipples that hang like pomegranates. My only critique is I wish Mr. Flinstone would write more about butt stuff. I imagine Belinda’s anus is throbbing and pulsating for attention, silently begging to have the Duchesses black leather Dildo plunge into the depths of her butthole.


The worst but I love it   (5/5)

This podcast has ruined my life but I can’t imagine living without it.


Laughed so hard I almost drove off the road   (5/5)

I’ve been just listened to season one on a long drive to Bar Harbor Maine from Boston and back. I laughed so hard on a number of occasions that I was worried I would drive off the road because I was blinded by tears. Thank you thank you thank you. Laughter is good medicine.


NSFW or anatomy class   (5/5)

I literally cried laughing. It is so wrong, it’s just anatomically wrong and I love every minute of it.


😂😂😂   (5/5)

I literally LOL every single episode. I LOvE Rocky’s writing but even more than that I LOVE the chemistry of these three. They are the best threesome in podcasting!


Unbelievably random   (5/5)

Just found this podcast a few months ago. Constantly surprised by what comes up. Hilarious.


So freaking funny   (5/5)

Everyone talks about the pomegranates but I laughed the hardest when Jamie’s dad forgot “Bella’s” name and started calling her “Donna”... biggest dad move ever


Amazing!   (5/5)

I listen to this while I'm at work and it's all I have not to bust out every couple seconds! I have gotten so many people hooked on this that I hope to have a listening party soon!


Repulsively brilliant.   (5/5)

Rocky Flintstone is a genius & the quick wit of Alice Levine is incredible.


Great Podcast   (5/5)

The awkward moment when your co-worker asks “What’s so funny?” and all you can say is “Belinda Blinked”. I really enjoy this podcast.


Best. Thing. Ever.   (5/5)

Favorite podcast to listen to!!! Please tell me you will be doing all of the books!!!! Hilarious!


Amazingly hilarious   (5/5)

I am so obsessed with this podcast I listen to it over and over again.


Absolutely hilarious   (5/5)

I can’t stop laughing. Love it!!


It’s brilliant!!   (5/5)

Love everything about this! I look like a lunatic laughing out loud walking around with my headphones on - buts it’s totally worth it.


In Utopia   (5/5)

So...incompetence is a spectrum and this podcast triumphs delightfully over source material which can only be described as a supernova of straight guy nincompoopery. Is ‘Belinda Blinked’ actually a porno? If arousal is the only clear aim of pornography DEFINITELY NOT. All the other things things ‘Belinda’ might fever-dream itself to be are lovingly detailed and mused upon by the three fantastic hosts who are Virgil to the listener’s Dante.


So I’m a creeper   (5/5)

I love this podcast so much that I literally tell EVERYONE I meet to listen to it.. nothing like breaking the ice with “hey, nice to meet you.. have you listened to My Dad Wrote A Porno yet?”


Better than TV   (5/5)

I don't know what I would do if Rocky stopped writing. This is the greatest podcast of all time.


All the things I didn’t learn while getting my business degree.   (5/5)

By following along with Belinda Blinked I have learned even more about business and leadership than I learned while getting my business degree. I can not wait I graduate this semester so I can share all of skills with my future job. Rocky is a brilliant mind. But seriously, this podcast is extremely funny. I literally laugh out loud at least once every episode. Please tour America and go somewhere close to Louisiana, I would LOVE to see y’all live.


Crying laughing   (5/5)

This is honestly the funniest podcast I’ve ever listened to. There were times that I found myself in tears from laughing so hard. All 3 in this podcast are amazing. Alice is sure to make you laugh, she’s so witty and hilarious


Funny, Gross, and intriguing   (5/5)

This is by far the funniest podcast. You won’t be disappointed. I will say be careful where you listen because you’ll literally laugh out loud. I never want it to end I hope Rocky continues to write !


Pee your pants comedy!!!   (5/5)

This podcast makes me laugh so hard I could pee my pants hahaha!! Love Alice the most her commentary is gold! Thanks for making my day at work so much better!


Makes me laugh every time!   (5/5)

I love this podcast! It had me laughing so hard I had to pull over my car. It’s not just the book but what these three friends also bring to it! Love it!


My Dad Wrote a Porno   (5/5)

Very funny! Love the humor, and the author, Mr. Rocky Flintstone😄


All Caught Up!!   (5/5)

All caught up!! I have thoroughly enjoyed(? lol) listening to this podcast! Every episode is guaranteed to make you laugh wether it be in disgust or the hilarious commentary by James, Alice & Jamie. I’m always left wanting to hear more of what Mr. Rocky Flintstone imagines as I would hope not be his accurate depiction of the female anatomy and all of the crazy antics he conjures up for Belinda. Can’t wait for what’s next!!


Do not listen while operating heavy machinery   (5/5)

I have never laughed harder at anything in my life. I have spit coffee all over my dashboard while listening. I have laughed so hard I cried. Thank you Rocky for blessing the world with your work


NOPE (yes)   (5/5)

No no no no! I am considered a prude and now I have to recommend this to all my friends. STOP making me laugh so hard!


Huge fan   (5/5)

One of the funniest podcasts ever


Pots and pans!   (5/5)

Way to go rocky!


Amazing!!   (5/5)

I don’t recommend this to listen before trying to sleep. You will be laughing so hard that you simply can’t sleep. I don’t advise listening if you are driving either; the tears from laughter can create a dangerous situation. 🤣


Hilarious!   (5/5)

Love this podcast! Keeps me laughing all day at work!


I never do this.   (5/5)

I don’t write reviews because I really don’t care most the time, but this is a special podcast. This is the first one I ever listened to that genuinely got me into podcasts. Now I’m hooked on this book and must know what is going to happen next. These three are hilarious! Jamie knew his dad had written pure gold and for that we thank him. Listen to it, not around anyone who knows nothing about sex because you will only confuse them, and laugh with the rest of us. You won’t be sorry I promise!


Outrageous   (5/5)

Outrageous and hilarious. One of the best podcasts out there. I’ve never laughed harder or been made more uncomfortable by a podcast(in a great way). Rocky Flinstone just keeps getting more and more bananas and I am 100% here for it. Bravo Jamie, James, Alice and Rocky!


Belinda Blinked is Literally   (5/5)

All the good stuff. 🤣 I can’t get enough of this podcast!


I have no words   (5/5)

I have never cried laughing at a podcast until now. I would not recommend listening to this in public. Or go for it; live your life like Belinda and do whatever the heck you want. The commentary is just golden; these three are hilarious!


Hilarious   (5/5)

Great to listen to at work


Recommend for all   (5/5)

Started listening back in August of 2017 after a coworker on my first professional gig recommended it to me. The podcast is so funny! Just a great time, I love learning as I’m running errands traveling or having a slow work day. I recommend it to all my friends even have the printed version of book 1 as Christmas gift to my closest friends. Then convert a newbie at my current gig! Spreading the message of Rocky Flintstone all across the US. I love the trios commentary and corrections as they read along. Loyal fan for life keep it freaky guys ☺️ much love.


Do yourself a favor and listen to this!!   (5/5)

So. SO funny, amazing, surprising, creative.... unique! If you hate to laugh out loud, this isn’t for you. If you love to laugh, you won’t be sorry! Love it so much!!


Amazingly funny!   (5/5)

This is such a great podcast!


Belinda Blinks...   (5/5)

This is the best podcast! I love listening to what Rocky comes up with. I laugh during every episode.


Messy mascara!   (5/5)

Just discovered you on my morning commute. Nearly ran off the road laughing so hard. Then had to listen again during lunch and caused a scene at Whole Foods laughing so loud! Absolutely love you 3, tell Rocky he has another fan (despite the incredibly boring start to Book 1, Chapter 3 lol)!!!


Belinda Blinked   (5/5)

Bizarre, horiffying, gripping...poorly written retold story and I can't stop listening. I love it.


The safe word is ‘thimble’...   (5/5)

Just great... the podcast, not the book, that is rubbish. But so good as source material. #business and leadership literature


Best Thing Ever!!!!   (5/5)

I have never laughed so hard before i was introduced to The Belinda Blink Books. They are so ridiculous that it has become a comedy. If I ever have a dark day, i just listen to an episode and i am perked right back up.


Tears   (5/5)

Cried from laughing so hard.


Rave review   (5/5)

Belinda blinks gets me through my work day, thank you for making me laugh so hard ! Rocky is the man !


Beautiful   (5/5)

I know I’m late to the game, I just listened to season 1 on a flight back home. I’m confident I looked like a maniac from how hard I was laughing the entire time.


So funny I cry laugh most of the time!   (5/5)

So funny!


8 minutes in, already dying   (5/5)

This is the first podcast I’ve listened to in a long time that has me laughing this hard right out of the gate. I’m mad I didn’t listen sooner. In under 10 minutes I am laughing out loud. Absolutely love it, do not miss out!


Wish I Had Belinda's Libido   (5/5)

I've listened to all the seasons (4 just started) and I find myself constantly laughing. Don't be fooled, it's not the erotic content of this podcast that has you laughing, it's the banter between James, Jamie, and Alice. Absolutely hysterical. You won't regret listening.


OMG   (5/5)

I listen to this show at work (ear buds of course) and I die laughing at my desk every time


Top notch   (5/5)

I’m a little concerned by how happy I am that Belinda is back. I looked forward to this a wee bit too much. Rocky Flintstone is a national treasure who should be protected at all costs. May he never stop creating (notice I didn’t say writing? As much as I love him, I couldn’t bring myself to go that far. Creating feels right).


Heaven on a Hatrack!   (5/5)

Season 4 opening does not disappoint with a beautifully, bedecked Belinda headed to the wedding of the Century, Rocky has captivated us all! I laughed, I cried laughing and I choked on my pomegranate lunch. I can hardly wait for next week.......


A story for the ages!   (5/5)

Thrilled Belinda is back for another thrilling adventure! This is truly the best podcast ever!


Hilarious!   (5/5)

This podcast is hilarious! Their commentary throughout each episode keeps me laughing each time I listen to it. Definitely NSFW and not suitable for children, but I highly recommend it!


A light in the dark   (5/5)

Take a dive into My Dad Wrote a Porno if you’d like tears running down your face – tears of laughter, horror, and wildly raucous glee. My favorite thing about Belinda Blinked – and the podcast which shares this book aloud through the lens of hilarious friendship and cheeky commiseration – is that it is so unashamed and so unabashed. Belinda Blinked is a thing of awful inspiration (and I’ll define “awful” here as somewhere between our typical understanding of "awful" and the etymological "full of awe" origin...). It certainly inspires me to be unashamedly and unabashedly myself. And while, presumably, the only thing I have in common with Belinda is a shared interest in pomegranates, I think her boundless self-confidence is universally hopeful. It would do everyone some good to experience and aspire to such authentic, unafraid self-expression. This podcast is where I turn when I'm feeling down. I recently tuned in whilst sitting dejectedly on the floor, holding back tears at the airport. I had just been told that my flight (which was meant to get me between some of my busier exploits of the year: from the creative youth tournament where I'd volunteered countless hours to a wedding venue for a stint of videography) had been delayed 12 hours and that my best bet was to "curl up on the floor somewhere" and hope a flight made it through, because they sure as heck weren't booking a hotel or working to get me on another flight. They said there was no route that would likely get me home in time. Already sleep deprived (my weakness), I tried to be tough and not give in to despair. I pulled out my headphones and took a Belinda break from my sorrows. I ended up snorting, laughing, crying, and feeling much empowered. Or at least uplifted. With renewed hope and vigor, and finally able to string together a sentence without weeping feebly, I scoured alternate routes and spoke confidently with various reps and finally finagled my way home. I still have plenty of dreams, but my new life goal is to somehow help adapt My Dad Wrote a Porno/Belinda Blinked into a glorious film! The world needs more stories rife with inspiration, cringe-worthy moments, and so much guffawing that you feel your stomach muscles will never recover! Thank you – Rocky, Jamie, James, and Alice – for sharing this special behemoth with all of us.


If you need nonstop laughs   (5/5)

This is the best podcast. I laugh nonstop every single episode. Just make sure your headphones are working since you might not want innocent bystanders to overhear...


Hilarious   (5/5)

Always a joy


Awesome!   (5/5)

I was turned onto this podcast just today and have listens to several episodes. I can NOT stop laughing! This is fantastic!!! The three of you are magic.


It's Almost Too Good   (5/5)

Probably the funniest podcast out there. Such awesome hosts, and the world's best premise. People probably think I'm crazy because I'm always choking back laughter on public transit.


Never laughed so hard from listening to something in my life. Can't wait for book 4!!!   (5/5)

I recommend it to everyone I know. Hysterical.


Best podcast ever   (5/5)

I have laughed so hard, I peed a little.


WHERE ARE YOU GUYS   (5/5)

I am missing the new episodes so much. Come back fast!!!!


Left breast   (5/5)

I’m only on S2E7 does anyone ever mention how he only talks about the left breast?!


Podcast Intro   (5/5)

I wasn’t much into podcasts until a friend recommended this one to me a year ago. Now I have porno day marked on my calendar and I can’t wait for Aug 27th. It’s become my weekly laughing therapy.


Glorious Bilge   (5/5)

It’s errant nonsense, and the world is better for it. A+


The best medicine   (5/5)

Belinda and team are my sunshine on a rainy day. I can depend on a belly laugh from any episode. I actually use it to manage my anxiety — lightening up the mood. Thanks for being the best part of my self-care!


Brilliantly Fascinating   (5/5)

This is the greatest thing to have ever been read. Rocky Flintstone is truly a man that no other writer could simulate. A man we all secretly want to meet. The Belinda Blinked series is one of my greatest SECRET guilty pleasures and I am waiting in anticipation for the release of future novels to come for the series. Jamie, Alice, and James are the icing to the Belinda Blinked franchise from the man, the legend, the unsung hero that is Rocky Flintstone! I was hooked from the very beginning. You never know who Belinda will meet or what sex-capades she’ll find herself in.


Amazing   (5/5)

Alice’s laugh makes me so happy! This is the funniest thing I’ve ever listened to in my life ‼️


Hope, or something like it   (5/5)

Is it weird that Rocky and his erratica give me hope that even if I don’t find my passion in life today that doesn’t mean some day I won’t find my niche? Also, I laugh so hard I cry at the episodes that don’t make me cringe.


Uncomfortableish but hilarious   (5/5)

This is actually the funniest podcast I’ve ever listened to. All books should be read in this same way.


Hilarious!   (5/5)

Love it, love it, love it. The only thing I’m obsessed with. I’ve almost crashed my car, choked on food, and cried from laughter, but I’ve almost also thrown up a few times (a la that blue bodily fluid moment...) I’ve recommend this to so many people. I only started listening in January 2018 and sped through every episode. Now I have to wait for next season and I’m counting down the days!


Just Listen   (5/5)

I’ve seriously had tears running down my face because of this podcast. Sometimes from laughter, and sometimes from pure horror. Rocky is a wordsmith, a genius, a shining light in this bleak world. GRAB A TURKEY SANDWICH AND A GIN AND TONIC AND BUCKLE UP MY FRIENDS


Brilliant!   (5/5)

I'll never see pomigranites the same again.


Hilariously Naughty   (5/5)

Neverendingly funny. Fun banter and narration. Rocky does not disappoint.


This is the hardest I have ever laughed alone.   (5/5)

Perhaps the funniest thing you can find on your phone. You won't regret it.


So so funny   (5/5)

This podcast has legitimately had me in tears from laughing so hard. This is one of the funniest things I’ve heard in a very long time. 10/10 would recommend. Keep up the good work. I’m telling all my friends about this.


Is it August yet?!   (5/5)

When I started cleaning houses I asked a coworker for Podcast recommendations and she said My Dad Wrote a Porno was hilarious and raunchy and a grand ol' time! So I binge listened to the first 2 books! I finally caught up and need my Belinda Blumenthal fix! I wish I could've made it to the tour when you were here in Seattle, hopefully there's a next time! I love the mini episodes with Celebrities!


Amazing!   (5/5)

This is brilliantly hilarious!


Laughing out loud is no exaggeration   (5/5)

I’ve laughed so hard at this podcast. Like uncontrollably hard with tears. Between the bad writing, British accents and commentary it’s solid gold


I am dead! 😂   (5/5)

Seriously, this show gets me through my hour+ commute to work and back every day. It’s dirty and witty and absolutely hilarious.


OMG! This is too funny   (5/5)

I normally listen to more cerebral stuff...but I can't stop listening to this. It's hilarious.


Love This Podcast! Extremely Entertaining!   (5/5)

I started binge listening several months ago after my wife started listening and highly recommended it. And now that I’m all caught up, I find myself trying to find something else to listen to, and I just can’t seem to find anything else as entertaining as Belinda. You guys do an awesome job with this! Can’t wait until next season!


Bravo to Belinda’s Boobs   (5/5)

I’ve never been more addicted to a single podcast in my life...except My Dad Wrote A Porno.


THIS IS SO FUNNY   (5/5)

Just started from the beginning today. I’m listening to them all now. It’s hard to keep working because I’m laughing so hard. Everyone needs to listen to these guys


Hilarious!   (5/5)

Makes my commute so much more fun. I laugh hysterically at every episode. Great job.


A hilarious listen!   (5/5)

A friend of mine recommended this to me a few years ago and I haven’t looked back. It’s so wonderfully hilarious, and my extensive re-listens keep me coming back for more! Can’t wait for book 4 and The Special One!


Hysterical   (5/5)

Laughing out loud? YES. Very funny, very entertaining and I really like the hosts. Very witty!


Listen to this podcast! you won't regret it!!   (5/5)

I can't stop recommending this podcast to everyone I know. Jamie, James, and Alice are hilarious and Rocky's writing is incredible and ridiculous. This podcast is a blessing and always makes me look like a maniac hysterically laughing in public.


Truly ‘The Room’ of erotica   (5/5)

I have to imagine there is some relation between Rocky Flinstone and Tommy Wiseau. The story of Belinda and her cast of character in the deepthroat world of pots and pans is on a ‘The Room’ level of the bizarre mundane and cringe-worthy sex scenes but has a certain heart and magic that just makes it so enjoyable. Jamie, James and Alice make the books all the funnier with their charm, wit, and appropriate dumbfounded-ness. I can’t wait until book 4 and am hoping it includes lots of trashy Bella.


Pure Magic   (5/5)

This is the most amazing podcast ever! I am now a huge fan of Rocky Flintstone and I am eagerly looking forward to all of his future works. This podcast is hilarious and I’ve never laughed so hard in my life. It’s a total delight to listen to.


OMG!   (5/5)

I have not laughed so hard in a very long time! I have discovered that listening while driving is not the best idea! LOL! Keep up the great work!


50 Shades Of Belinda   (5/5)

With all the cringe-worthy ridiculous sex scenes of 50 Shades Of Grey but written by your dad who doesn’t understand female anatomy, this podcast is full of humor and joy. Please kids, don’t try any of this at home.


Pomegranates   (5/5)

Yikes! I’ve never laughed and cringed so hard in all my life. I’m a little late to the game, only just now discovering this podcast. It does not disappoint. A++


So friggin’ funny!   (5/5)

Holy pomegranates! This is the funniest podcast that I have listened to, bar none, and I have listened to many comedy podcasts. Definitely worth a listen.


Caution while driving   (5/5)

This is the greatest podcast I’ve ever heard and I rarely have the attention span to watch people speak let alone people I can’t see. I cry almost every episode because of how funny the commentary is! I mean honestly they know exactly how I feel! 10/10! But careful driving if you cry laugh like me you may not want to listen while you drive!


Funny   (5/5)

Funny, weird, and entertaining


So hilarious!!   (4/5)

Whenever I need a few laughs I just listen to it, so funny and thrilling at the same time. I give it a four, because I think sometimes they talk too fast i cannot catch up and it’s a bit annoying.


Stop talking so much   (3/5)

If you gave this podcast 5 stars you are an idiot. I couldn’t get past more than 15 mins of your podcast because you guys kept interrupting the porno (which is perfectly funny on its own) with your interjections which were annoying and stopped the flow of story telling to the point where i had to turn it off. Some of your comments are funny but why is it necessary to stop the story to comment on every little thing? Let us find it funny on our own! It is! You guys are annoying. Maybe it gets better after 15 mins? I doubt it.


Pomegranates   (5/5)

This is so freaking hilarious I can’t even function. 10/10 recommend. My friend told me to listen and I was like omg that sounds kinda not good but this is so funny that I look forward to binging the rest. Can’t wait for more hanging pomegranates!


Fuuuccckk   (5/5)

This podcast is bloody brilliant. As a girl I’m glad to have Alice there going this is how the female anatomy works. But I also can’t help but keel over at the guys commentary as well.


Can’t stop   (5/5)

My friend turned me on (pun...intended?) to this podcast and I can’t stop. I’m that guy cackling walking down the street, wiping tears off my face on the train because I’m laughing so hard. Fortunately I haven’t gotten hurt listening to this yet. But this show is gold. Thanks Rocky and co!


Changed my life.   (5/5)

10/10 would imagine rivets again.


Funny   (5/5)

Love the stories


Hilarious   (5/5)

The commentary during this adventure with Belinda is just so fitting and hilarious. They always say exactly what we are all thinking during a story that makes absolutely no sense but is so easy to enjoy and become invested.


When will Belinda blink again?!?   (5/5)

Love this podcast. I’ve listened to the entirety of it more than a couple times and have gotten countless others hooked on the fast-paced pots and pans princess. Hope season 4 starts soon!!! #RockyRocks


I ❤️ this podcast!   (5/5)

I listen to this ALL day at work and sometimes it is really hard not to laugh or scream out loud! If my coworkers only knew what I was listening to!!! 🤣😂 The story, terrible grammar, accents and the hilarious commentary make it this my absolutely favorite podcast of all time!!


Nonstop vagina time   (5/5)

This podcast will truly grab you by the cervix. Good luck not laughing like a maniac on public transport! Pretty sure my neighbors hear just the unsexy porn bits and are forming opinions of me as they walk by my door hearing bits about ovary banging and vaginal regions.


There’s Erotica Then There’a Belinda   (5/5)

I never though I could find a podcast that is equal parts hysterical and cringeworthy before. I will always lament missing the live shows as they’ve pass through the area, but I will always be glad to have this podcast in my ears, heart, and thankfully nowhere else.


The best   (5/5)

This is the best podcast I have listened to in a long time. It makes you laugh and cry (from laughing too hard). I have recommended this to many people.


Beware listening in public spaces   (5/5)

The podcast that regularly has me laughing like a crazy person in various forms of public transit.


The US Loves Rocky   (5/5)

I’ve gotten so many of many friends listening to this! Your sense of humor is great. I love it! Listening from the US ☺️ wish you could do a show in our tiny state of Connecticut.


“Absolutely Hilarious”   (5/5)

I’ve just started listening, I’m maybe at episode 7, and it’s instantly become one of my favorites. Absolutely hilarious, brilliant, and a bit cringe-inducing, but like in the best way possible


The best worst thing   (5/5)

I don't know what to say about this. Honestly, I can't organize my thoughts. My only complaint is that Alice sounds just like Emma Thompson and it is incredibly distracting. Guess that's not really a complaint.


Best podcast ever   (5/5)

So weird and funny! And I am in love with James!


Best breakup podcast ever   (5/5)

I say this because my friend recommended this podcast to me a while ago but I hadn’t gotten around to listening to it. The day I got dumped I somehow decided to start listening. Holy... couldn’t stop laughing. I went through none of the negative emotions associated with a break up. Thank you Jamie, Alice, and James, and most especially Mr. Flinstone for all your gloriously hilarious good works. PS. Jamie and Mr. Flinstone, your courage in speaking and publishing this um... work (?) astounds me. I bow to both of you.


The Flesh of Mankind   (5/5)

This podcast is absolutely hilarious and makes me laugh more than anything else.


Absolutely Hysterical!   (5/5)

I die laughing every time I listen to bot the episodes and the footnotes. I hope Book 4 starts soon as I am almost done with book 3 - and I can't wait to keep laughing.


Can’t get enough   (5/5)

Hilarious!


Binging Only to find I’ve been doing sex wrong   (5/5)

At 33 years old I now know why I’m only an assistant director. I started this podcast late in the game but I’m so glad I found Rocky’s help. I have never lost my hair during sex or any number of typical situations Belinda finds herself in. I will continue to try to be better. Thank you for this podcast to help my love life and career.


Best pod EVER   (5/5)

Can't get enough of this podcast! Every host is amazing and so funny! I listen as soon as it's released.


Hilarious, awful smut...   (5/5)

...and I am addicted. If you get a chance to catch their live tour, do go see it. It is quite an experience.


Belinda blinked and then my life was never the same   (5/5)

Hats of to Rocky Flinstone! Who cares if comas are in the right place or if sometimes Bella is Donna. Maybe Donna is Bella’a alter ego. We don’t know. Jamie, Alice and James crack me up. I never want the episodes to end!


Do not listen while eating   (5/5)

Tried this Had to spit out food. Worth it tho.


Monotonous   (2/5)

After the 3rd or 4th episode, I realized I was just listening to a group of people making fun of someone else’s writing. The premise was intriguing and at first I was interested, until the comments eventually felt like heavy handed pre-meditated “witty” clips, of who can outwit or out-funny the group with the best snide comment.


Hilarious and cringey   (5/5)

So funny, and so NSFW.


Laugh out loud hilarious!   (5/5)

I can’t count the number of times this podcast has made me laugh out loud in the grocery store! The dynamic between these three is amazing... please keep bringing us more Belinda!


Absolutely hilarious!   (5/5)

This podcast is guaranteed to make you happier then you were before listening to it. The book itself is mind boggling, but the commentary will make you belly laugh!


Love, Love, Love!!   (5/5)

Why didn’t I listen to my recommendations sooner?!!! This has been by far, the funniest podcast I’ve encountered. Rocky Flintstone is a genius. Lol! I went through the first book in a day. Now it’s my mission in life to catch up. It’s hilarious.


Real life Belinda ?   (5/5)

I listened to the first episode on my lunch at work and when I got back there was a lady in the office named Belinda. When I was introduced, all she did was blink.


Good wholesome fun   (5/5)

In this world where too many people take themselves way too seriously, Rocky Flintstone is breath of fresh air. Lighthearted yet gripping...im hooked and so will you


LMCO (laughing my cervix off)   (5/5)

Yank here, giving your podcast a wank, so to speak. This podcast gets me through my work day(I work from home, otherwise, I would surely be fired). The commentary is hilarious, even if I do have to look up terms from time to time- I legitimately thought tombola was a form of bowling lol. Jamie is such a good sport & it’s both funny & uncomfortable to hear how painful it is for him to have to read certain parts. As a gag, I’m buying one of Rocky’s books as an anniversary gift for my husband. I hope the sales from the books will leave Jamie a sizable inheritance which he can promptly spend on therapy 😉


Awesome and entertaining   (5/5)

Wonderful podcast cast and book. Beyond entertaining recommend to everyone of age


So much hilarity   (5/5)

I’ve literally laughed out loud listening to this podcast. It is hilarious! Everything from the concept to the writing to the commentary and Jamie’s voices is great. NSFW, but just listen with headphones!


Perfectly Hilarious!   (5/5)

This podcast kept me laughing hysterically for hours. I loved it!


Late to the party   (5/5)

I just recently started listening to this podcast and I’m almost done with season 3. I love this podcast so much and I hope there will me another season in the future!


Hysterical   (5/5)

I can’t even handle this podcast. So freaking funny.


Don't binge watch before bedtime   (5/5)

Holy! So. I made the mistake of binge listening to the first 8 episodes while sick with the flu, before going to bed. IT WAS A BAD DECISION. My dreams were beyond f&[email protected]! up. Not gonna lie though, I'm probably gonna make that mistake again. Rocky's "book" is so bad, it's hilarious. It's the Sharknado of podcasts but with body parts and nakedness that never feels sexy.


Funniest podcast I listen to   (5/5)

I love this. I have trouble listening to this in public because I laugh so much, people look at me weird. These guys are great. It is absolutely funny.


All the wrongness you need   (5/5)

It was suggested to me after the first season had ended. I was pretty apprehensive of the title, but it also sounded like it’d be right up my alley comedically. I was not disappointed, and was pleasantly surprised at how there never seems to be enough. I get all excited and tingly when I see a new episode in my app and can’t wait for the next season. I’ll never see rivets or pomegranates the same way again.


Funny!   (5/5)

Of all the podcasts I listen to, this is by far the funniest. It’s uncensored, so some may find the content offensive. I find it brilliant, light-hearted, & hilarious. I have to be careful not to LOL at work.


The BEST   (5/5)

By far the best podcast ever made. Rocky's writing "style" never dissapoints!


Amazing   (5/5)

I've never laughed so hard on public, no matter how I try to contain it


Must must must listen   (5/5)

This is the most hilarious, witty, cringeworthy podcast in existence, and it should be a crime not to listen to it. Totally addictive.


A True Masterpiece   (5/5)

A compelling and riveting masterpiece that follows the tales of our heroine Miss Belinda Blumenthal. Her savvy business techniques, worldly escapades and encounters with high society are captivating. The writing is magnificent and will make you laugh, cry, and reflect on ones own life. An absolute must listen!


😂 OMG! I Listened, Laughing So Hard I Cried! 😂   (5/5)

... and I can hardly wait to hear Belinda’s next (ahem) amorous adventure. As an adult male, I just heard the type of thing my own Dad might write were he to pen an Erotic Novel. The mere idea this could occur is both horrific and hilarious beyond description. Once you hear the pseudonym and motivation behind the story you’re intrigued. But the actual story itself is what will convince you; only a hopelessly loony Dad would be capable of telling Belinda’s story in such a fashion. For those of you with a good sense of humor; My Highest Recommendation!!


Greatest story ever told   (5/5)

Belinda blinked her way into my heart. This is a true work of modern literature, and I’m grateful that I’m alive to hear it.


This makes me so sad ...   (5/5)

... before I started listening to this podcast I thought I was fairly smart and funny but I am not funny at all compared to these three. These three are HYSTERICAL! Smart and quick witted. My game is over but at least I have this podcast - so there’s that. Love it - best thing I’ve listened to in a very long time! Keep up the good work!


In Love With Everything About This Gem!   (5/5)

So so so so amazing. Not to be missed.


Perspiring P Meat and Secret Gardens   (5/5)

Hilariousness to nausea to cringing as the realization hits my every few minutes that Jamie is read a book his dad wrote. I get the occasional odd look as I burst into laughter at work. Rocky's at his most eloquent at Christmas.


Hilarious!   (5/5)

This has to be the funniest podcast ever! I have laughed my absolute hardest while listening to this podcast. Be careful while listening in public.


A work of art ahead of its time   (5/5)

Saying that you will pee your pants laughing is over simplifying the effect that Belinda Blinked will have on you. Rocky Flintstone has created a endless roller coaster of emotions that can hardly be described by words. Actually, Rocky himself can barely describe anything with words. What can I say that hasn’t been said before. Rocky is a genius and Belinda is his Mona Lisa.


Impatiently waiting...   (5/5)

Seriously love this podcast, if you want to laugh hysterically and be repulsed at the same time, this is the podcast for you! Cannot wait for season 4 after I binged the entire series in the last week and a half.