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Ep. 69 - Deathly Hallows Ch. 18 w/ Cecilia Lynn-Jacobs

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Ep. 69 - Deathly Hallows Ch. 18 w/ Cecilia Lynn-Jacobs

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Join Mike Schubert, a grown man reading the Harry Potter series for the first time, as he sits down with HP fanatics to poke fun at plot holes, make painfully incorrect predictions, and rant about how Quidditch is the worst sport ever invented.

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Voice actress Cecilia Lynn-Jacobs of Wolf 359 and more joins to talk more Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows! Topics include Big Satan Boy, Bisexual Harry, Sirius Black: Bangin’ Wizard, The Barnabus Finkley Prize, Hermione’s lack of privilege, Veritaserum, The Wizarding UN, peaking high school, pronunciation dances, and more!   Thanks for listening! For more information on the show, visit PotterlessPodcast.com! You can find us at Facebook.com/Potterless, Twitter.com/PotterlessPod, and Instagram.com/PotterlessPodcast. If you’d like bonus content and/or EXCLUSIVE MERCH, head on over to patreon.com/potterless and for other merch, check out bit.ly/merchon. As always, Wizard On!

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