Schnitt Talk

Schnitt Talk Podcast

Welcome to Schnitt Talk. Barstool Sports' Ellie Schnitt and her producer Alanna explore what it's really like to be a 20-something, from dating and relationships to standing up for yourself as a woman in the workplace. They might not have all the answers, but they'll ask them right along with you. In short: it's a podcast for chicks by a chick who gets it.

E94 And They Were Roommates
Topping off this episode with some tragic weekend updates, today we're talking about what to do if your friend is cheating on their significant other, and are joined by a very special guest to talk roommate etiquette and making moves for your career and life....


E94 And They Were Roommates
Topping off this episode with some tragic weekend updates, today we're talking about what to do if your friend is cheating on their significant other, and are joined by a very special guest to talk roommate etiquette and making moves for your career and life....

E93 Full Folklore Album Review
Our resident Swifties Nate and John join the show once again for a full review of Taylor Swift's New album Folklore. Is this her best yet?!?...

E92 Down In The DM's
Today we're talking getting over someone too soon vs. never at all, OnlyFans, the L word, and this month's Honey giveaway winner...


E91 Cancel Culture
Today's episode is all about cancel culture, youtube drama, asking for a little extra help with your mental health, and more! New Honey giveaway!...

E89 Slutty Therapy & The Boyfriend Test
TRIGGER WARNING (8:30: sexual assault and Chris Delia This week were talking about your boyfriend making you be his own personal slutty therapist (18:00), sober flirting (18:30), dealing with anger (39:30), a fool proof test to see if your boyfriend really loves you (52:00), a honey give away winner reveal AND bat mitzah songs that shaped who you are as a person....


E88 Summer Fling w/ La Rona
We're talking getting laid in a post virus world and the precautions, both real and bizarre, you should take (10:30)What is your courtship persona, and how can you be the baddest bitch possible in the early stages of a new fling (29:00) Book Club, we're talking about Untamed, and retraining your brain to live your best life (43:00) Next ladies, tips from guys on how to successfully slide into the DMs (55:30) New honey pot give away announcement!!!...

E87 The Good Side, The Bad Side, & Your Friend's Hot Ex
After a rollercoaster weekend update, we're talking about disagreeing with your loved ones about the current events in our country (23:00), falling for your friends ex (38:30), getting too ahead of yourself in a new relationship (1:00:00), go to hair products using Honey (1:13:00), and fake serotonin playlist (1:20:00)...

E86 Doing Your Part
This week's episode is dedicated to a conversation about the movements that are currently taking place in our country, and ways you can get involved and help the movement if you are not sure how. WAYS YOU CAN HELP: https://blacklivesmatters.carrd.co/# LIST OF INFORMATIVE BOOKS: Between the World and Me- Ta-Nehisi Coates Women, Race and Class- Angela Y. Davis Sister Outsider- Audre Lorde The Fire Next Time- James Baldwin White Fragility- Robin Diangelo They Were Her Property- Stephanie E. Jones-Rogers T...


E85 Too Late To Apologize ft Olivia O'Brien
After a MDW recap, Olivia O'Brien joins the pod to talk her new song, and turning shitty fuck boi experiences into positives (21:00). Next, we talk picking your battles and sharing your feelings with people you aren't official with (38:00). We talk apologizing and different ways people apologize and accept apologies (56:00), fake serotonin playlist (1:10:00), honey giveaway winner!! (1:15:00)...

E84 Oooo, Spicy!
We have a lotttttt to cover today from our live stream recap & setting your friends up (13:00), the obvious current drama at Barstool Sports (4:00), Taylor Swifts Lover concert review (24:00), a new honey give away (22:00), twitter drama conspiracy theories with @lameaschris (34:00), being confident on social media (56:00), book club & fake serotonin playlist additions...

E83 Happy Virtual Graduation!
Todays episode is the pick me up you need right now, we're talking virtual graduations and post grad depression (fun!!) Next we talk bathroom essentials, men crying, and add to the playlist...


Who Is Your AntiGirl?
What is the type girl that all your exes dated after you, and why is she always the same person?! Meet your anti girl, the polar opposite of you that your exes all run to. Would you rather be in a room with all the people you've been with, or all the people you've rejected? Fake serotonin playlist: you just had a very good conversation with your crush and you're feeling good...

E82 "Am I A Creep? Do I Need Help?"
In today's episode we answer 4 DM's from you guys about disliking someone who really wants to be friends, a boyfriend who seemingly isn't over his ex-girlfriend, plastic surgery, and being in the friend zone. Also, a honey segment on home essentials for your happiness. Promo codes: 1-800-FLOWERS: code ELLIE OMax O-Shot CBD Arousal Oil: code ELLIE for 20% off ((THIS IS THE AROUSAL OIL/ LUBE WE TALK ABOUT)...

Sex Dreams & Fake Weddings
We discuss the classic fight between the best friend and the boyfriend, sex dreams, and which gender has meaner thoughts...


E81 The First Big Night Back Out
Today's episode we're talking about shooting your shot when we get out of quarantine. All our social skills will be terrible, but you need to get laid!! (24:40) Honey giveaway winnnerrr!!! (5:00) Fake serotonin playlist: getting ready for a big night out. We had way to much fun recording this one... (14:00) A listener DM who has a real life "perfect man, but..." (42:00) Quarantine Recommendations: Outer Banks.... a lot to unpack with this one (51:00) Songs: Peace of Your Heart by Meduza Polariod by Jonas ...

Being A Rebound
Today we have a disgusting This Guy Suck story and a crazy DM. Then we're talking being a rebound girl. If you own it, its the best relationship ever. If not... beware...

E80 Not Quite A Virgin Angel Baby
Ever feel insecure about your SO's body count and who they've had sex with before you? Everyone has, but when are you justified and when are you just being a lil crazy. Next, we're talking about being in a toxic/ manipulative relationship. When should you pack your bags and leave, and when should you give them another chance? HONEY GIVEAWAY - this is a big one! Serotonin playlist additions: songs you fell in love to in a frat basement Promo Codes: *** THIS IS THE LUBE WE ALWAYS TALK ABOUT** 20% off Omax...


Quarantini Snacc ft Hannah Berner
Hannah Berner joins the podcast to talk makeup, what's weird to order on dinner dates, and her experience on this season of Summer House...

E79 Getting Over Your Ex In Quarantine
Since we're sitting in our houses staring at the wall, many of us are left thinking about our ex's and forgetting WHY they are an ex. Let's talk about moving on from them while we're stuck in quarantine (11:00) Honey segment this week we're talking the best self tanners on the market (24:30) FTB: why do guys not post pictures of their girlfriends on instagram? (37:00) Song's of the week for our new playlist to give you serotonin...

Girl Group Chats 101
A girls group chat is a sacred place filled with magic, laughter, and a lot of shit talking about men. Beware. A crazy quarantine edition of This Guys Sucks Finally doing the Taylor Swift best song challenge Promo Codes: Omax Health: code ELLIE for 20% site wide Felix Grey: felixgrey.com/ellie...


E78 I'm With My Boiz
Today we're talking a walk down memory lane with some of our most outrageous male guests. Todays episode will feature our interviews with our good friends Marty Mush, Mike Grinnell and Trevor Wallace in that order. Later, a honey segment about buying bathing suits online...

WCW TBT on a Friday!
We're throwing it back for a Women Crush Wednesday Throw Back Thursday on a Friday to bring you interviews from the past with Erika Nardini and nutritionist Jackie London to give you a refresher on girl power and health....

E77 Long Distance Dating in Quarantine
SURPRISE! You're in a long distance relationship now! Thanks to COVID-19 many of us have suddenly found ourselves in long distance relationships. Deep breath, don't panic. We talk about how to make it work, and whether it's worth your energy or not (12:30) Our Honey segment this week is about finding the best deals for the most important category of clothes right now... lounge clothes (27:00) Next, we talk about soulmates, and whether its a bunch of bullshit or if there's really some truth to it (35:00) ...


Thank You Pornhub
Seriously, what else is there to do during quarantine? We're talking about porn, but specifically answering the DM's from girls about being jealous/ insecure about their boyfriends watching porn (5:30). A special male guest joins to share his input. (24:45) Next we're answering the question, are you being a bitch, or does he just not care? (30:00)...

E76 Don't Murder Your Roommate
New segment: Quarantine Recommendations. This week we're talking about the absolute roller coaster of a docs-series, The Tiger King (5:30) In isolation, you might have started losing your patience with your roommate, family, boyfriend, WHOMEVER. You're not alone, let's talk about how not to commit a murder in quarantine (18:40) This week's Honey segment, we're skipping right over Spring because it simply just isnt happening this year, and diving straight into must have summer trends. Come out of quarantine ...

E76 Don't Murder Your Roommate
New segment: Quarantine Recommendations. This week we're talking about the absolute roller coaster of a docs-series, The Tiger King (5:30) In isolation, you might have started losing your patience with your roommate, family, boyfriend, WHOMEVER. You're not alone, let's talk about how not to commit a murder in quarantine (18:40) This week's Honey segment, we're skipping right over Spring because it simply just isnt happening this year, and diving straight into must have summer trends. Come out of quarantine ...


Will You Be My Quarantine Boyfriend?
Day 6 of quarantine! We're talking how to survive if you're single/ alone/ sexually frustrated during your quarantine, and ways to keep your sanity....

E75 Nice Guys vs. Assholes
We're coming at you live from quarantine! This episode actually sounds like you're FaceTiming with us (kinda fun, but don't worry we're getting real mics) FTB: Do nice guys really finish last? We're talking about the weird idea by "nice guys" that girls never go for them (15:30) Worst Spring Break Story Honey Pot winner announced! (27:40) Ladies, why do we go for assholes? (37:00) Listener DM: what do I do if I think my friend is in love with me? (50:15) Songs: Like Me Better by Lauv Blinding Lights by The...


E74 Spraang Break
This week we're giving you a spring break pep talk to not only survive but have the best time you possibly can. We're talking survival tips, do's don'ts, and what to do about that guy you've been sort of hooking up with that's also going This month's Honey giveaway package is announced! (44:00) Later, we're talking about making and maintaining friendships post grad (47:00) Songs: Like Me Better by Lauv Lights Out (Too Drunk) by DJ Katch S.L.U.T. by Bea Miller...

Body Image Issues
This week's episode is about something that is very sensitive and hard to talk about, but also very important- body confidence. We talk candidly about our own expereinces and insecurities, and ways to try to feel better and ease your mind when you're not feeling like your best self. If you or a loved one needs help, you can reach the Eating Disorder Hotline at 844-228-2962. You can also text "hello" to 741741 for the crisis hotline....


E73 "I'm Just Not Ready For A Relationship"
After a weekend update about our 2000's themed shindig, this week's episode starts out with a Honey segment all about the best drug store skin care products (8:00). Are you being strung along by someone who will never commit? Well, this listener is dating the CEO of Stringing You Along (26:00) Feeling like you're being excluded sucks & friend groups are hard (40:30) FTB: why you and the boys aren’t pulling when you go out together (55:00). Like Me Better by Lauv The Less I Know by Tame Impala FU4E by ...

Extreme Spring Cleaning
Spring is almost sprung, so it's time to declutter and say goodbye to both items and people you don't need to hold on to anymore. You don't have to hoard anything, or be friends with anyone you don't need in your life. Question: Are we being birthday snobs?...

E72 are you EVER gonna ask me out?
Starting this week off with our Honey Ballin On A Budget segment talking about the best drugstore make up. Ever had feelings for a friend who was in a relationship? If you answered no you're a liar! We talk about the best way to make this work out in your favor (13:25) How soon is too soon when it comes to getting into a new relationship? (26:00) The most awkward moment imaginable: DTRing with a hookup (38:00) Songs: Like Me Better by Lauv What I Like About You by Jonas Blue ft. Theresa Rex False Alarm...


Snacc: Catching "The Ick"
The Ick & The Spark are the two pillars of the dating world. Someone on Love Island coined the term "the ick" and we just need to discuss this. Quick shit talk sesh about Jake Paul, his insane tweet about how to handle anxiety, and youtube people. Have you never had a boyfriend or been in a serious relationship and feel weird about it? We discuss this listener DM...

Snacc: Catching "The Ick"
The Ick & The Spark are the two pillars of the dating world. Someone on Love Island coined the term "the ick" and we just need to discuss this. Quick shit talk sesh about Jake Paul, his insane tweet about how to handle anxiety, and youtube people. Have you never had a boyfriend or been in a serious relationship and feel weird about it? We discuss this listener DM...

E71 Getting Back With Your Ex
You guys know we're big time advocates of leaving your ex in the past on this show, but sometimes its justified. When is it okay, and when do you need to move on?(10:00) Next, we're talking about being okay with letting your friends do their own thing (28:00) When and how to end your hoe phase (36:00) Honey Pot "Worst Valentines Day Ever" winner revealed! (5:00) Songs: Like Me Better by Lauv Rewind by Wingtip ft Sophie Strauss Once Upon a Time by Mariahlynn S.L.U.T. by Bea Miller...


Snacc: End Things With Him
Happy Valentine's Day! We start the episode with a listener DM about recycling lingerie for a new partner. Is it okay? (3:00) Are you manipulative/ being manipulated by your partner? (17:30) It's okay to end things with someone you don't have a connection with/ see a future with. Just do it!!! (29:00)...

E70 Don't Be Scared of V-Day
Valentine's Day is coming up and we give you a much needed pep talk for both the super single (9:30) and the super married (22:20) A brand new Honey giveaway this week (19:40) WMTSTW is about letting go of doubt after you make what seems like big decisions in your life (34:40) FTB this week is extremely important. If you've ever asked something along the lines of "there's a girl in my class that I think is really pretty, how do I ask her out?" YOU MUST LISTEN TO THIS SEGMENT (45:00)...

Snacc: Are You Clingy?
Sorry, just need to go on a quick Bachelor rant... is Pilot Pete a total wienie? Are you being haunted? Someone has "ghosted" you, but just seems to keep popping back up in your life. Let's discuss We've all felt clingy, or been with someone who is clingy. What does this even mean, and how do you approach it? We play "perfect man... but", and read some of your absolutely crazy stories about shit you’ve done for the dick. 
 Hinge segment this week: is it weird to keep jumping in and out of the dating app...


E69 Stop Doing Crazy Shit For The D
This is a PSA to stop doing crazy thing for the D/ people who don't care about you!! We've all done very regrettable things to try to make someone like us, and it must end, people! We share our most cringeworthy stories and talk about the idea of being brainwashed by lame guys whom we are programmed to think are awesome (10:45) More Bachelor inspiration (thank you Pilot Pete), stop being obsessed and distracted by drama in your life and embrace the boring. You don't need tea to be interesting (26:45). We'...

Snacc: Spicing It Up
Guys.... how tf do stocks work? Want to spice up the bedroom with toys/ lube/ etc., but are too nervous to ask your partner about it? Have you ever gotten offended by your partner asking you to "spice up things" in the bedroom? This segment about lube & sex toys is a must listen for everyone (31:00). Today we ask the question, are people truly bad texters or do they just not want to talk to you? (9:00) Playing perfect man, but..., and reading some of your extremely cringy DM's about your worst sexting fa...

E68 Flirtexting & Sexting
Let's be honest, sometimes sexting can be extremely stressful And If you're not 100% in the mood, it can be awful. We discuss sexting and give some go to lines for when you just draw a blank. Also... thoughts on jerk off videos? FTB this week: is she overreacting or are you just a total dick? (34:50) Thoughts on manscaping, and a WILD crazy story of the week following last weeks episode Honey this week is about starting to have an adult kitchen and getting your cooking game strong. (58:00)...


Snacc: Men's Grooming 101
!!!Send this episode to your boyfriend that needs to learn how to better groom himself!!! This week's episode we are starting with a FTB about basic grooming and skin care that will go a LOONNG way (12:00). Adult Stuff of the week: lost packages We play a really fun game "perfect person, but" (36:00). Hinge segment is about how to deal with the "after" of just meeting someone and hitting it off, and learning to just go with it and not overthink it (43:40)...

E67 that 3:30 am wyd text
A quick rant about how boys 1) are so dumb about seemly obvious explanations for things ( ex. wine teeth) 2) have no idea how gross girls really are We’re talking all about late night texts. There’s nothing more awkward than and unanswered 3:00 booty call, whether you are the sender or the receiver (15:30). Next, we’ve all been jealous in before. But is your insecurity and jealousy in your relationship justified? (27:45) Procrastination is a life ruiner. Let’s rant (42:40) Balling On A Budget presented by ...

Snacc: Fitness/ Health & Long Term Relationships
Summer will be here before you know it, so why not have a little chat about health and fitness now, to get us all in a healthy mindset now before the bikini panic sets in. Throw your scale away, this is all about your own confidence. Next, we chat about knowing how to defuse a fight with your significant other before it beings (19:15 )We have a long chat about keeping the spark alive in your long term relationship, and Alanna talks about her long term relationship (24:20) Song: Queen Of The Night by Hey Vi...


E60 How To Breakup
Starting with a very alarming break up voicemail, this week's episode we're talking break ups. How to be the breakee with class and respect. Next, FTB this week is all about what to get your new girlfriend/fling for the holidays (20:00)WTMSTW is about how to deal with having just a really shitty day (31:00)The Hinge sponsored segment this week is all about how to get back on the horse and start dating again after a break up (36:00) Songs:Like Me Better by LauvPotential Break Up Song by Alie and AJI'm A Mess...

E66 F***, My Ex Is Peaking
Following the premiere of this season of the Bachelor, we're taking inspo from Hannah B and Pilot Pete.  Trying to win your ex back once you've seen that they are peaking/ moved on to someone else.Next for FTB we're talking how to successfully DM a girl without getting rejected (29:00)Every seen someone on a dating app/ out there acting single that you KNOW is in a relationship? We're talking about it on this week's Hinge Segment. (59:00)Songs:Like Me Better by LauvDon't Start Now by Dua LipaS.L.U.T. by Bea...

Snacc: Sorority House Horror Stories
This week's episode we're talking shut about the nightmare sorority house rules we and the listeners had to deal with. Next, a solution to post grad going out blues. And lastly a new segment filled with prizes for you guys... what could be better...


E65 Being Real & Faking O’s
How to take a bitch down (respectfully) (+properly) (++politely even). Confronting your friends is hard, but necessary sometimes, let's talk about how to do it like a mature queen. FTB we're talking faking orgasm's and common sense orgasm etiquette that some men still haven't gotten the grasp of (20:56)WMTSTW we're talking about why it's important to start looking forward to 2020 and not back on 2019 (34:35)Hinge segment we're talking about knowing the difference between being ready to start dating, and  ju...

E64 NYE Pep Talk
Happy New Year everybody! This episode we're talking our worst NYE stories, what we're leaving behind in 2019, resolutions, and recap of our Hinge x Schnitt Talk NYE party....

E63 Getting Over Heartbreak
Heartbreak is something that is commonly referenced on this show, but now deserves its own episode. After a quick rant about boob shapes and sticky boobs, we talk about the feeling of heartbreak and how to deal with & get over it in a health way. Next, we all know how bored we can get when its time to go home for the holidays. You might get tempted to open your Hinge app and see who you match with from your home town; but should you actually do it?Songs:Like Me Better by LauvMotion Sickness by Phoebe Bridge...


Snacc: How To Be a Boss Bitch ft. Our CEO Erika Nardini
“May every women have the confidence of a mediocre white man” Our CEO Erika Nardini joined this week's episode to talk about tips for transitioning from a student to a working woman. Topics covered include getting confidence to speak in a large meeting, how to confidently share your ideas, forming relationships with your boss, rising up, and what to do if you hate your job.Next, a nice fnals week survival pep talk (19:50)...

E62 Put An End To Cringy PDA
PDA, we all do it.  But when are you starting to make everyone around you cringe and want to die? We're talking PDA do's and don'ts. WMSTW were talking about picking your battles. Not every altercation is worth a fight, and not every friendship is worth fighting for (24:30). For The Everyone this week, we're talking about how to apologize. Lord knows guys have trouble with this one, but honestly everyone does (37:20). Our Hinge segment this week is all about knowing the difference between giving someone a c...

Snacc: Plz Don't Die At The Office Holiday Party
It's office holiday party szn, people; and you could walk away either being the life of the party, or the office pariah. We're spilling tea, and talking do's and don'ts for your office holiday party. Answering a listener DM: Why do guys always come back, right when you don't want them anymore? (26:30)Wait, this is weird but, is anyone else only attracted to guys that are just like their fathers....  Oedipus complex is real. (20:45) SongsCinema by Benny Benassi & Gary Go Like Me Better by Lauv...


E61 Office Relationships
By popular demand, this week's episode is all about office relationships. Are you actually in love or do you just want to sleep with your office crush? Remember, this is your CAREER, not college.Next, for our Hinge segment, we're talking about knowing if you're going on a date with a hinge-whore, or someone whose in it for the right reasons (25:40).WMTSTW, let's talk depression (35:44).FTB this week is something that may seem small, but is actually HUGE when attracting girls (42:55). Songs:Like Me Better by...

Snacc: Sober Sex & Chemistry
This Snacc episode starts off with a DM about sober sex. Ever only hooked up with someone when you're both wasted, and then you're terrified to hook up with them sober? We've all taken a shot or two before going over someone's place. Next, another DM from a girl who claims she's just not sexually attracted to her boyfriend. Dealbreaker?...

Snacc: PDA & Celebrity Couples
This Friday we're answering some DM's about showing affection/ PDA, drastic haircuts, loving yourself before someone else, and a rant about celebrity couples...


E59 Surviving Thanksgiving Eve
Thanksgiving Eve, our favorite/ most petty holiday of the year, is back and we're talking how to survive it. This year, specifically, if you should fuck your ex or not (1:50)WMTSTW is about how to navigate through all the stress inducing questions your family is about to hammer you with at the dinner table (19:00)Sponsored by Hinge, we're talking bringing home your new significant other home for the holidays to meet your family (27:10)Also, a DM about whether or not you should get into a relationship your s...


E58 We Were ON A BREAK
This week we're giving a tough love talk about going on a "break". What are the "rules" when you go on a break with someone? Does it ever really work out in the end? This week we're switching it up and doing a For The Girls all about what to wear out in the winter (18:50)Hinge is back this week with a brand new segment about how to nail first dates in the winter (27:10)WMTSTW is all about pushing yourself and getting out of your comfort zone (37:17)A weekend update about Alanna's trip to Nashville and Ellie...

E57 Happy 1st Birthday Schnitt Talk
In honor of 1 (one) whole year of doing this podcast, we are having a 1st Birthday Party Award Show. We asked you guys to share your favorite, funniest, worst, moments and have some of our favorite guests on to present with awards. It's been a crazy year, thank you to all the listeners, WE LOVE YOU ALL SO MUCH!...


E57 Happy 1st Birthday Schnitt Talk
In honor of 1 (one) whole year of doing this podcast, we are having a 1st Birthday Party Award Show. We asked you guys to share your favorite, funniest, worst, moments and have some of our favorite guests on to present with awards. It's been a crazy year, thank you to all the listeners, WE LOVE YOU ALL SO MUCH!...

Snacc: Fuck Boiz ft. Trevor Wallace
The hilarious Trevor Wallace joins this week's Snacc episode to talk shit about fuck boys, the bird's and the bee's talk, and play Answer The Internet...

E56 Wanna Play A Game
This weeks episode is all about playing games, and whether they work or not. We've all played petty games, but which ones actually work and which or a relationship death sentence? (2:00)What My Therapist Said This Week this week is a healthy tip to keep your mind and body at ease. (22:20)For The Boys this week, we're still talking about games, and what to absolutely avoid when your texting a girl. (33:00)...


Snacc: Shaving & Answer The Internet
On today's Snacc episode we're talking all about shaving. Tips and tricks for hair removal, how annoying it is, and are joined by a guest to answer the question: do guys really care if you're not perfectly shaven when you hook up? Later, we're playing the new Barstool game "Answer The Internet" (think "would you rather")...

E55 Sorry I Was Such A Bitch To You
We're starting off this week's episode talking about how sometimes you're the asshole and you're the one that fucked up. It's a harsh reality but we've all been there, and all you can do is forgive yourself (3:20)FTB this week is a guide to a good instagram page. Gentlemen, you're underestimating the power of a good instagram when it comes to attracting girls, so listen up (31:10)WMTSTW is a long awaited discussion about how to find the right therapist for you and your needs (46:00)Followed up by a conversa...

Snacc: Drinking Anxiety & "Mike"
How do you recover from drinking anxiety/ an actual drunk fuck up?How did we get to Barstool and become friends + starting this podcastBeing in a rut/ post-grad depressionEllie's Mike story...


E54 It's Okay To Be Single
Are you constantly in new relationships? Friendly reminder and pep talk to all our listeners this week: IT'S  OKAY TO BE SINGLE. Know the difference between something real, and just settling for attention. FTB: guys..... stop telling girls you like them when you just want to hook up!!! This rant leads into a DM from a female listener about being on the other end of this, with a guy that may be using her.Ellie rips Alanna a new asshole for being annoyingly happy Songs:Tie Me Down by Gryffin, Elley DuhéLike M...

Snacc Happy Hoe-lloween, if you will
Welcome to  a special Happy Halloween episode of Schnitt Talk where we're talking about costume do's and don'ts for guys and girls, as well as Halloween basically just being about getting laid....

baseball is so boring u guys
This is a very special sports edition of Schnitt Talk, to recap Ellie's brand new career as a Yankees Commentator.  Also, back to our regularly scheduled programming, answering a quick DM about how to ask out a friend of a friend....


E53 Are You Dicknotized?
The fun continues this week starting with a rant about being dicknotized. We've all been there. How do you know the difference between just being dicknotized or if you actually have feelings.FTB is all about knowing when you are being rejected. Girls can be very subtle, so you need to look out for the signs. WMTSTW is a new meditation to use when you are feeling anxious.  Songs:Solo Dance by Martin JensonOne Touch by Jess Glynne & Jax JonesLike Me Better by LauvS.L.U.T. by Bea Miller...

Snacc: Dirty Talk with Nikki Glaser
The hilarious Nikki Glaser joins this week's Snacc episode to discuss an easy guide for dirty talk, how to make him stick around, texting do's and dont's for guys and much more!...

E52 It's Cuffing Szn, Bitches
Thats right everybody, it's that time of year again. Cuffing season. Let's get into the ins and outs of enjoying this lovely fall with your new temporary boyfriend (2:00)WMTSTW is the push you might need to finally get out of that relationship that you know deep down isn't working  (20:20)FTB if your girlfriend is being a bitch, you need to run through this checklist before you know if its a true issue or not (37:55)Songs:Like Me Better by LauvThe Shine by ayokay ft. Chelsea CutlerS.L.U.T. by Bea Miller...


E52 It's Cuffing Szn, Bitches
Thats right everybody, it's that time of year again. Cuffing season. Let's get into the ins and outs of enjoying this lovely fall with your new temporary boyfriend (2:00)WMTSTW is the push you might need to finally get out of that relationship that you know deep down isn't working  (20:20)FTB if your girlfriend is being a bitch, you need to run through this checklist before you know if its a true issue or not (37:55)Songs:Like Me Better by LauvThe Shine by ayokay ft. Chelsea CutlerS.L.U.T. by Bea Miller...

Snacc: Young Dumb & Extremely Broke
Possibly the most immature episode ever as we talk about being completely broke, both getting denied for credit cards, being really bad at sex, and Netflix & Chill.This is 23 ya'll  Songs:Young Dumb & Broke by Khalid Like Me Better by Lauv...

E51 Buy U A Drank
In this week's episode we're talking about the most important people you have to impress in your new relationship: your boyfriend's girlfriends. Don't be intimidated, these girls want to like you, and they have a lot more power than you think. (1:50)For FTB's we might be committing treason against our gender, but this is something the men who listen to this podcast deserve to hear!  (19:45)WMTSTW is about being a fixer in a relationship, and how that is not sustainable. (34:45)Listener DM: What do you do if...


Snacc: Bomb P***y Syndrome
Is your boyfriend/ girlfriend overstaying their welcome and making your roommates uncomfortable? Are you the shitty roommate? (9:55)FTB: what do you do if you can't last long? (14:20)Do you suffer from BPS? Which Spiderman is THE Spiderman? (if its not Toby McGuire, gtfo)...

E50 Revealing Your Crazy
Happy 50th Episode! Thanks to everyone for being here for this ride, love you all so much! We're throwing it back to some topics from earlier episodes. Remember Flipping' The Crazy Switch? We're talking how to slowly reveal your crazy in a new relationship without scaring your new man away (3:25)From Safe Sex Is Sexy we're giving a quick reminder and pep talk on safe sex and STD's (22:30)And we're giving a seasonal update for FTB and talking some go to outfits the ladies want to see you in for the fall (37:...

Snacc: Sex On The First Date?
Is it weird to invite someone over if you don't want to hook up with them? (6:14)Should you wait to have sex with a guy you like? Does it really matter? (14:00)How crucial is physical/ sexual chemistry in a relationship? (15:45) SongCruel Summer by Taylor Swift <33333333333...


E49 How To Be A Hot Girl
This week on Schnitt Talk we're giving you a crash course on how to convince people you're hot, regardless of your appearance. A few tweaks and tips will go a long way (2:45).WMTSTW has a nice little trick to remember every time your anxiety gets the best of you (24:40). FTB's we're talking Football Season vs. Your Girlfriend. How do you keep her happy without compromising catching all the games (30:30). Also, a tip for the perfect revenge when a guy lies about hooking up with you, or what you did together ...

E49 How To Be A Hot Girl
This week on Schnitt Talk we're giving you a crash course on how to convince people you're hot, regardless of your appearance. A few tweaks and tips will go a long way (2:45).WMTSTW has a nice little trick to remember every time your anxiety gets the best of you (24:40). FTB's we're talking Football Season vs. Your Girlfriend. How do you keep her happy without compromising catching all the games (30:30). Also, a tip for the perfect revenge when a guy lies about hooking up with you, or what you did together ...

Snacc: Kelly Keegs
Kelly Keegs joins this week's Snacc episode to answer your DM's!What do you do if you hate your friends boyfriend? (12:25)Celebrating your friend's successes when you're unhappy with your life (17:00)Dealing with jealousy and bitterness When is it okay to remain friends with your friend's ex? (27:15)...


E48 Being Back-Burnered
The fun continues this week starting off with a few juicy announcements and some drama from over the weekend. Love a good rant and some tea. Tuesday Morning Thoughts this week we are jumping all the way back to 2012 and talking "things". Why did we ever stop using that term? It's the best way to describe this type of relationship fetus. Lets talk about the do's and don'ts of your new "thaaangg" (26:00). WMTSTW has a nice little meditation practice to use every time you start overthinking or have anxiety (48...

E48 "Things" & Being Back-Burnered
The fun continues this week starting off with a few juicy announcements and some drama from over the weekend. Love a good rant and some tea. Tuesday Morning Thoughts this week we are jumping all the way back to 2012 and talking "things". Why did we ever stop using that term? It's the best way to describe this type of relationship fetus. Lets talk about the do's and don'ts of your new "thaaangg" (26:00). WMTSTW has a nice little meditation practice to use every time you start overthinking or have anxiety (48...

E48 Nurturing Being Back-Burnered?
The fun continues this week starting off with a few juicy announcements and some drama from over the weekend. Love a good rant and some tea. Tuesday Morning Thoughts this week we are jumping all the way back to 2012 and talking "things". Why did we ever stop using that term? It's the best way to describe this type of relationship fetus. Lets talk about the do's and don'ts of your new "thaaangg" (26:00). WMTSTW has a nice little meditation practice to use every time you start overthinking or have anxiety (48...


E48 Nurturing Being Back-Burnered?
The fun continues this week starting off with a few juicy announcements and some drama from over the weekend. Love a good rant and some tea. Tuesday Morning Thoughts this week we are jumping all the way back to 2012 and talking "things". Why did we ever stop using that term? It's the best way to describe this type of relationship fetus. Lets talk about the do's and don'ts of your new "thaaangg" (26:00). WMTSTW has a nice little meditation practice to use every time you start overthinking or have anxiety (48...

Snacc ft. Lost Kings
Happy Friday! Lost Kings join this week's Snacc episode once again to discuss: How long should you wait after a hook up to reach out, without seeming too eager? Is Instagram ruining your relationship?Should you stop liking instagram models/ other girls pictures?Is social media ruining hook up culture?College tips and tricks...

E47 T**s Out For The Boys
Summer is already officially over! And although that's sad, we awkwardly realize that, hey, we're really ~really ~happy right now. Tuesday Morning Thoughts this week is all about navigating girl/friend code when it comes to hooking up with someone your friend has been with. When is it okay,  or is it ever even okay? (14:45) What My Therapist Said This Week is a reminder to stop feeding into unnecessary chaos and drama in your life, and embrace the quiet sometimes( 34:00). FTB, Ellie tells a story about how ...


E46 Cat-Fighting Like A Lady
Are you ever so excited for something, and then it turns out to just suck? Four words, our company happy hour. "Friday" Morning Thoughts this week is about surviving long distance friendships, and realizing its okay to drift apart from people (16:30). Every wonder what our sighs are? We go into a pretty big tangent about astrology and read our charts, and they might surprise you (32:00). Everyone fights, but are you a graceful fighter? You may be ruining friendships/ relationships because of how low you go ...

Snacc ft. Chelsea Cutler
Arguably one of the most talented musicians out right now, Chelsea Cutler, joins this week's podcast while at Lollapalooza to discuss her favorite songs, stories behind her lyrics, and much more (16:20). Also, we answer the DM, "is it wrong to wear your ex's/ old hookup's clothes that you stole if your in a new committed relationship?"...


E44 Shacking Etiquette & Freshmen Year Orientation
It's that time of year again... school is about to start, and a lot of you will be going off the college for the first time. Tune in for some freshmen year of tips and tricks to get you through the major transition (9:20). We're talking the basics of shacking etiquette. How to know you need to leave your one night stands place immediately; as well as how to get your one night stand to leave your place... immediately. Do's and don'ts of a one night stand, and just basic common curiosity ( 36:45). In the bran...

Snacc: Hannah Berner
Hannah Berner joins this weeks Snacc episode for a fun conversation discussing dating guys in different parts of the country, an insane drunk voicemail from a guy, and choking....

E43 Exposing Sorority Recruitment
This week we are talking ALL about sorority recruitment. Tips on what to say, wear, and look out for during rounds. We also reveal a few secrets of how it works on the other end so you are well. prepared to do your best (25:42). FTB this week is about how to deal with your girl when she starts crying. Sober and drunk, we know it's a lot to deal with, and we'll give you the best advice on how to get through it (51:58). Ellie reads an unwanted drunk sext she received the night before while out (12:00). WMTSTM...


Snacc: Loud Luxury
The guys from Loud Luxury met up with us at Lollapalooza to talk Vegas round 2, how to have a successful long distance relationship, how they lost their virginities, successful pick up lines, and much much more. Ellie may or may not have awkwardly fell in love while on the mic....

E42 Vitamin ~D~ Deficient
Schnitt Talk went to Lollapalooza and recaps the trip that didn't exactly go as planned. Are you in a dry spell? We've all been there, but you're most likely getting in your own way. We talk about how to break out of it and get back on your game (00:09:10). FTB: Guys, put on your big boy pants and get your apartments in check. Not only will this impress every lady that comes over, but don't you want to live more comfortably in general? We'll talk about the essential products you need (00:26:10). New segment...


E41 If You Wanna Be My Lover
First dates are objectively awkward, so this week's episode features an extensive first date survival guide. Where you should go, topics to absolutely avoid, success tips, and exit strategies (00:07:30). WMTSTW is about figuring out a mantra to tell yourself to calm down when you inevitably have a panic attack or over react to something. We've all twisted scenarios in our head, but you need to know how to bring yourself back to reality (00:29:00). FTB is about the upmost importance of impressing your new gi...

Snacc: Twitter Beef & Good In Bed Energy ft Abby Govindan
- Twitter beef and incest. What it's like to have a platform. How right are you about the hunches you have about people online? (02:00)- What profession is the worst in bed? (10:20)- Why do girls like you after you stop giving them attention? (15:30)- Do you have "good in bed" or "where is the clit?" energy??...

E40 Nudes For Dumbies
This week's episode is an extensive guide to all things nudes. How to take the best nudes, when and how to send them, getting comfortable with your own body, how to be safe AND fun about it, and FTB: what to do to ensure your girl will keep sending you them. There's a lot to talk about when it comes to nudes, and we cover it all (00:9:23). What My Therapist Said This Week covers getting over the idea that your love life is a movie. More times than not the story is messy ( and probably "boring") and thats ok...


Snacc: Cheating, Stoners, & Puppies
After much anticipation, Schnitt Talk is now doing two episodes a week! The Snacc episodes will be little Friday treats for all the amazing listeners to answer your DM's, questions, concerns, and talk as directly as possible with you guys! (4:00) "Is my boyfriend sharing custody of his dog with his ex a deal breaker?"(8:53) "How unattractive are stoners post college?" (14:09) "What exactly is considered cheating?"...

E39 She's Just Not That Into You
This week's episode starts out with a pretty terrifying story from this weekend of Ellie's 3 stages of wine drunk, aka shower sex, fighting, and a lot of tears. Ever thought there was something more between you and your best friend? Before you act on it, you should know how to approach it and all the possible outcomes of making the first move (00:14:30). What My Therapist Said This Week is all about the importance of young women having a female mentor when they start their career (00:35:26).  FTB this week ...

E38 What's Your ~accurate~ Body Count?
This episode we're diving into the long standing debate about "body counts". Does it really matter (for both girls and guys)? Why do we put so much emphasis on it? And a fool proof equation on figuring out your ACTUAL body count (00:08:06). After many of you sending this question for quite some time now, FTB this week is about what to do if you're a guy with little sexual experience. How to get over the insecurity, and fake it till you make it so she'll never even know (00:22:36)! This week's Hinge segment ...


E37 Define The Relationship
Happy 4th of July! This week we're talking about how to successfully DTR your new relationship without scaring your new boo away (00:07:03). Next, in What My Therapist Said This Week, Ellie discusses how to talk to your friends about your anxiety and other disorders who don't also experience it (00:25:48). FTB this week is about how to keep the peace with your ex and look like the good guy for future relationships, but still keep an arms distance (00:37:53). In this weeks Hinge segment, we asked you to send...

E36 We Fked Up (Again)
After a very emotional week of bad decision making and annoying men, this episode comes to you with much anxiety and little coherent thought. Barstool Pat joins to talk about what it's like to date men in NYC and how it differs from our experience (00:12:00). Next, Ellie discusses her therapy session after having a ~minor~ irrational freak out on a friend, and gives some advice on how to avoid this is in What My Therapist Said To Me This Week (00:29:00). FTB this week is a warning that the disgusting way yo...

E35 Please Stop F****** Your Ex
It's easier said then done sometimes, but ladies, get it together and ditch your ex. In the wise words of Dua Lipa "if you're under him, you ain't getting over him". The ex sex if holding you back, and we'll give you the tough love pep talk to finally move on (00:17:22). FTB this week is all about not giving a shit and just being yourself! Guys can be so nervous and scared to just do and say what they want and we're here to tell you that second guessing yourself and being insecure is a way bigger of a turn ...


E34 "lol sup sexy *heart eye emoji*"
This week's episode kicks off with a chat about "mean girls" and how to productively deal with them in your life and a rant about women being pigeon holed into one personality trait. Guys, are you saying the right things to girls? FTB this week is all about how to compliment your way to a girl's heart. You may think you're saying all the things she wants to hear, but you're probably dead wrong, and we're gonna tell you exactly how to win a girl over (00:19:38). What My Therapist Said This Week will reassure...

E33 Summer Lovin'
As Summer 2019 kicks off, so do the running fantasies of having the ~perfect~ summer fling. This summer it doesn't have to be just a fantasy, and we can tell you have to pull it off (00:12:55). Also, a sex tip that seems extremely obvious to girls, but apparently is a mystery to guys that they must listen and remember right here and now (00:24:18) . What my Therapist Said This Week is all about having no regret. Your biggest fuck ups are actually some of the most important moments in your life and you shoul...

32 Girlfriend Material and Perfect D*** Pics
Comedian Lev Fer joins this weeks episode to give some raw insight on the male perspective of dating. He talks what makes guys think of a girl as  "girlfriend material", how to help your significant other that's suffering from mental illness, and the perfect dick pic (10:21-50:50). This weeks hinge segment is all about being picky ~but not too picky~ with your preferences settings; ladies, stop being a height snob (51:20)....


E31 Two Pumps on a Futon
To go out, or not to go out? That is the question. This week is all about FOMO and knowing if you're being a wet rag or if you're really putting your own wellbeing first. For The Boys this week, we tell our male listens what we think the perfect summer bar outfit is for you to attract and break the ice with the ladies. What My Therapist Said This Week This Week will help you with realizing that you're feelings don't have a time limit, and if something makes you angry and upset, you have a right to be angry ...

E30 The Best Friend Break-Up
This week is all about the ever elusive friend break up. It's an extremely messy situation, and we've all been there. We discuss how to do it, how to know when its actually appropriate, and why its actually very necessary for your own wellbeing sometimes. In What My Therapist Said To Me This Week, Ellie talks about being a catastrophist and how to calm your mind when your thinking and expecting the worst. The Hinge segment this week is all about the "about me" section of your profile. What questions to answ...

E29 "IDC, This Is My Slut Phase"
Ellie's weekend update leads into a nice little pep talk about “the slut phase”. Why you should do it, when, and how empowering it can or cannot be if done correctly. Next, ever wonder why your ex hits you up right when your doing great? It's the radar, girl. Guys (and girls) have a built in radar when their ex's are doing just fine without them, but you need to know how to watch out for the radar and avoid it at all costs. We answer a very ~concerning~ DM that felt needed proper attention to discuss in cas...


E28 I'm A Big Kid Now
This week's episode is all about post college life and the awkward transition into adulthood. We talk the transition from school to work, living on your own, how to assert yourself to be viewed as an adult by your colleagues, and more. Style expert, Lilliana Vasquez, joins us for a segment on dressing in the latest trends on a budget, as well as the perfect first date outfit. This week begins our new featured segments with dating app Hinge, all about curating the perfect pictures for your profile. In other ...

E27 For The Boys 2.0
Back by popular demand, the girls answer DM's from the male listeners. Questions this time around include first date do's and don'ts, what to do if your girl's "number" is higher than yours *eye roll*, the importance of your bed (this is huge, fellas) , how long to wait for her to put out before you give up, the post college dating scene, and more....

E26 The Cheating Episode
This week is all about the hard C word: cheating. The girls discuss all angles of cheating, from the cheater, the cheated on, and the cheated with. Every side has a story and a perspective that is important to hear. Ellie tells a very emotional story. Ellie also shares an important metaphor from her therapist about actions and decision making in What My Therapist Said To Me This week....


E25 The Age Old Question ft KFC
Kevin Clancy of Barstool's KFC Radio joins this week's episode to discuss the burning question we've all had our entire lives: can guys and girls truly be just friends? We discuss all the reasons that prove and debunk this, as well as friendships with the opposite sex while you're in a relationship, and office romances. Ellie tells the embarrassing story of her very poor execution of her therapist's advice this week. And we answer your DM's about fighting with your roommates, and ex sex....

E24 Be A Good Effing Friend + Interview with Youtube Star LaurDIY
DIY Youtube personality, Lauren Riihimaki  (LaurDIY), joins this weeks episode to talk about her massive Youtube success with her almost 9 million subscribers, as well as balancing her personal life and the spotlight. Ellie talks about the importance of supporting your friends and finding self confidence in the little things in life. The girls answer your DM's, and need a little help with one from the always colorful Jared Carrabis...

S1E23 The "Not-My-Boyfriend" Breakup ft Michaela Okland
Ellie and Alanna discuss a very eventful weekend and talk the importance of setting boundaries for yourself in your life. Michaela Okland of the She Rates Dogs Twitter account joins the podcast this week to discuss getting over a non official relationship, getting closure, internet trolls, and weird twitter culture....


S1E22 The Ups and Downs of E.D. with Faye Brennan
Faye Brennan, Sex and Relationships Director of Cosmopolitan Magazine joins Schnitt Talk this week to discuss the best articles of the April issue of Cosmo. We cover the ever elusive and extremely common condition of erectile dysfunction. How to react to it, what triggers it, and how to avoid it. We also dive into an extensive review of the best sex toys of 2019, and a discussion on normalizing the discussion around masturbation. Ever wonder why people aren't using condoms? This statistic will shock you....

S1E20 "Do You Like That?"
The girls talk about the importance of being vocal and confident in bed, and being comfortable with your sexuality. The people you sleep with aren't mind readers, speak your mind or forever hold your peace! They also dive into a discussion about the insane ways men talk about women and sex, how to tell if a guy really likes a girl, and can you be in love with your best friend?...


S1E19 Food Is Not The Enemy with Jackie London R.D.
Jaclyn London R.D., Nutrition Director of Good Housekeeping and author of "Dressing on the Side (and Other Diet Myths Debunked), joins Schnitt Talk this week to talk healthy eating habits and fake diet trends during the most self destructive time of the year... spring break....

S1E18 For The Boys
The girls answer DM's from male listeners covering topics ranging from "the friend zone", why you should ditch a wingman and get a wingwoman, texting etiquette, what to do about your friends bad relationship, and the best way to drunk text....

S1E17 Love Was Invented By Hallmark
Ellie and Alanna discuss Valentine's Day etiquette for the all the ranges of relationship statuses. What type of relationship is the best and the worst to be in on Valentine's Day? What do you do about your non boyfriend/ girlfriend? Do you get a gift? Should you just hide in your room and pretend the day doesn't exist? This episode addresses all the awkward questions this lovely day insights....


S1E16 Flippin' The Crazy Switch
We're all a little crazy, but what kind of crazy are you? Ellie and Alanna dive into the wide range of different types of crazy, tell some of their crazy girl stories, and read your absolutely insane DM's about your proudest crazy moment....

S1E15 Are You Bored, Horny, or In Love?
Barstool Sports' Kayce Smith joins this weeks meeting of Messy Bitches Anonymous to discuss her experience as a female in the male dominated field of sports broadcasting, as well as knowing if you actually like someone or just the attention, post nut clarity, and when to leave after a hookup. Ellie and Alanna discover something about each other from a night out, that lends itself to a greater piece of advice about meeting guys at bars....

S1E14 Post Breakup Warfare: An Artform
Ellie and Alanna discuss the strategic craft behind winning Post Breakup Warfare and getting over your ex for good. The girls also tackle how to get out of a rut, the perfect time to make a move on a girl, and one thing every girl should be doing to feel sexy and confident....


S1E11 Safe Sex Is Sexy
Happy New Year! The girls ring in 2019 with a very important discussion about safe sex, being the "cool girl", and not getting too drunk and ruining your life....


S1E10 We Fukd Up
Merry Christmas to all our Cry Babies! After a rather sudden upset, Ellie and Alanna had to make a very quick new episode to replace the one planned for today. The girls chatted about NYE and all the hype associated with it, roses and thorns of 2018, and plans for 2019!...

S1E9 Tough Love for Dummies ft Lost Kings
Ellie and Alanna talk about the importance of the "love languages". In The Friend Zone, The Lost Kings' Rob and Nick talk finding love in the city, toxic friendships, and the inspiration for their music....


S1E5 Thanksgiving Eve: A Social Warzone
Ellie and Alanna discuss traveling back in time for one sacred night every year -- Thanksgiving Eve. Seeing your exes, frenemies, old crushes, and trying to prove you didn't peak in high school. This is the most underrated, and petty, social holiday of the year....


S1E2: “Girl Power, Bitch” with Erika Nardini
Ellie talks to the incomparable Barstool CEO Erika Nardini about her journey to Barstool and the challenges women face in leadership positions; Ellie tells probably the worst hookup story in history....


S1E1: Self Proclaimed Player with Mike Grinnell
Ellie puts Mike Grinnell of “Spittin' Chiclets” in the friend zone to discuss his techniques for picking up girls at the bar, what it would take to wife him up, and his mom issues....

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