The Basement Yard

The Basement Yard Podcast

The Basement Yard is a podcast ran by me, Joe Santagato. I would write a long description about what this podcast will be about but I'm not even sure.. Enjoy!

#176 - Thirty Years Old
On this episode, Danny turns thirty, we discuss reading comments, some of our favorite music and more!...

#175 - Dream Out Your Ass
Danny & I talk about dissecting animals, skydiving, & what it truly means to dream out of your ass....


#172 - Butt Hygiene
Davino joins Danny & Joe this week to talk about butt hygiene, surgery, & more!...



#167 - Skating With Mika Zibanejad
Mika Zibanejad of the New York Rangers joins us to talk about life in the NHL & how badly Danny needs to learn how to skate....





The ChampionChip Bracket
On this episode, we do a bracket to see which chip is the best of all time and if we could last in prison....

I'm Marrying Whoopi Goldberg
On this episode, Danny & I play MASH again. We also talk about Handmaids Tale & how our fathers we're terrifying....


The Future Of YouTube
On this episode, we're talking about KSI vs Logan Paul & why I don't post on YouTube anymore....

Women Are Supernatural Creatures
On this episode, @DannyLopriore & I are talking about the fact that women are the most incredible creatures to walk this planet. Pregnancy? Penis? How do they do It?...


Babies Are Dumb
On this episode, Danny & I are talking about how dumb babies are, food poisoning, & other things. I don't remember....

The History of BJs
On this episode, @DannyLopriore & I talk about the history of BJs, payphones, & answer your questions....


I'm Never Going Into A Cave
Support the show by going to Patreon.com/TheBasementYard ! On this episode, Danny & I are introducing the Patreon, Kylie Jenner, & the trapped Thai kids....

If I Were A Girl..
On this episode, @DannyLopriore & I are talking about calling the cops, boobs, wieners, & other mature things....


Are Robots Gonna Kill Us?
On this episode, I'm joined by @DannyLopriore & @JoeyGatto to talk about artificial intelligence & other things that aren't as cool as that....

The Return Of Danny
On this episode, @DannyLopriore & I discuss mental health, shotgun rules, & more....

How Much To Get Pooped On?
On this episode, @FAlvarez8085 & @TheLambShow come on to talk about how much money It would take to let someone poop on you.....


Are They ACTUALLY Royalty?
On this episode, @DannyLopriore & I are talking about the royal wedding, tying sweaters around your waist, & how gangster women are....


It's Hard Being A Kid
On this episode, @DannyLopriore & I are talking about church, soda, & superhero Keith....

I'm Not Carrying Your Baby
On this episode, @AsaAkira & @DannyLopriore are on to talk about surrogates, dog poop, college, & more....


Do You Remember Your First?
On this episode, @DannyLopriore & I talk about our first kiss, first sexual experience, first time drinking, and more!...

Weird Ass Dating Websites
On this episode, @Frank_Alvarez is back to talk about dating sites, Blac Chyna, & more....


We Hate The Ocean
On this episode, @AsaAKira & @Danny Lopriore join me to talk about circumcision, Netflix, baldness, & more....

Mashing & Splashing
On this episode, @DannyLopriore joins us to talk about MASH & squirting. Normal stuff....


The Whitest Songs Ever
Today we have @Frank_Alvarez80 on to talk about the whitest songs in the world....

Should We Arm The Teachers?
My guests @DannyLopriore & @Frank_Alvarez80 come on the show to discuss Pokemon, Pooping in Public, & Arming the teachers....

Talking Porn with Asa Akira
On this episode, I'm joined by @AsaAkira to talk about porn, Tom Brady kissing his kid, & more....


Shootin' The Sh*t with Cody Ko
On this episode, @codyko & I are talking about Logan Paul, Lele Pons, & other things that aren't so great....


Let The Kids Be Kids
On this episode, I'm talking about weird media outlets obsessing over 13 year old relationships & psychotic parents....

Slapping Harvey Weinstein
On this episode, Davino returns with Frankie to talk about Harvey Weinstein getting slapped....


What A Year!
It's been a hell of a year. Thank you all....

Christmas Shopping Is The Worst
On this episode, @pmolino27 & @Frank_Alvarez80 are on to talk about some stuff. This was days ago so I forgot but it's good. Oh, Christmas shopping and stuff. I suck. Sorry....


Having Sex With Inanimate Objects
On this episode, @Frank_Alvarez80 joins me to talk about people who are sexually attracted to inanimate objects....

Is It Bad That I Don't Care?
On this episode, I am joined by @DannyLopriore to talk about our heritage, getting hit by our parents, and more....

My Very Own Board Game
On this episode, I'm talking about my new board game "Speak Out: Joe Santagato Edition" that you can buy on Amazon RIGHT NOW!...


The Art Of Gloryhole-ing
On this episode, @Frank_Alvarez80 & I talk about lots of things but the only one I can remember is glory holes....

The Return Of Davino
On this episode, we're talking about Lady Gaga & other things. I don't remember. I have a headache....


Heated Arguments About Dumb Topics
On this episode, I have @Frank_Alvarez80 & @Pmolino27 on to argue about cereals, fast food restaurants, & other meaningless things....


Rest In Peace AIM
On this episode, I have @DannyLopriore, @Frank_Alvarez80, & @LambVM10 on to talk about AIM dying....

The End Of An Era
This is my last episode with Fullscreen so I decided to have the camera guys come on & just chat with us....


Calling Phone Sex Operators
On this episode, @Frank_Alvarez80 & I are rating cartoons, dudes, & calling phone sex operators. God bless....


A Fallen Vine Star
Your boy @DannyLopriore is on to talk about all kinds of fun stuff. This description sucks....

The Dirtiest Places In The World
On this episode, I have @Frank_Alvarez on to talk about the dirtiest parts of your body & some good ole' animal sex....

The Phone Diet
On this episode, I have @impy__ on to talk about my addiction....


Vegas 2K17
On this episode, I have @LambVM10 & @D91Emigholz_DB on to talk about our trip to Las Vegas....

This Is Not My Show
On this episode, @AntVino takes over as host & interviews me....


Homeless Backpacking For Three Months
On this episode, I have @Maxiiimilian_17 on to talk about his drive across the United States & his upcoming trip through Europe & Asia....

Crazy New Sex Law
On this episode, @Dalibrandi & @AntVino are on to talk about a new sex law that was passed in NC....


Living With A Possible Murderer
On this episode, I have @GregDybec & @KeithSantagato on. Greg tells us a story about how a friend of his was living with a strange woman....


The Brother Test
On this podcast, I have my brothers on to test our sister's fiance on how well he actually knows her....


The Slut Whisperer
This week I have @SlutWhisperer on to talk about the insane parties he throws & what it takes to become the slut whisperer....

My Family Is BACK!
On this episode, my siblings & I are talking about poop, Bill O Reilly, & more!...

Salad Tossing 101
On this episode, I have @TimothyDeLaG of Goin' Raw on to talk about salad tossing & other things.... mostly that though....


Let's Go Larping
Today I'm joined by @AntVino & @ItsAhmeddd to talk about lapping & our biggest fears....

Ghosts & Buttholes
On this episode, I'm joined by @ItsAhmeddd & @KeithSantagato to talk about our biggest fears & butthole selfies....

Sex World Records
I'm joined by my brother @KeithSantagato & @GregDybec to talk about Greg's worst sexual experiences & the sex world records....


My Therapy Session
I'm all alone again so obviously this got serious & turned into a therapy session. Sign up to watch the show at Fullscreen.com/basementyard Promo Code: BASEMENT...

Are Camel Toes Sexy?
@LambVM10 is on this week to talk about wether camel toes & chokers are sexy or not....


We're Washed Up
On this episode, @LambVM10 comes on to talk about how we're washed up when it comes to drinking....

Davino Can't Add
On this episode, @AntVino & I talk about stuff.. because that's what you do on a podcast....

Other People's Lives
On this episode, I have my buddy @GregDybec on to talk about our new show Other People's Lives....


We're Losing Our Jobs
On this episode, @AntVino joins me to talk about how the newest dumb technology could ruin our lives. Not really but yeah....

The NYC Subway
On this episode, I have @LambVM10 & @TimboTheTruth from @VeteransMinimum on to talk about the NYC Subway...


This Is A Night Course
On this episode, I have my two buddies @Frank_Alvarez80 & @LambVM10 of the Squared Circle Jerks podcast on to talk about our old vacation stories. Honestly, my favorite one to date....

Should Children Have iPhones?
On this episode, I have my buddies @M.Gonzo28 & @Its_Delgado on to talk about if we think giving our future children technology is a good idea or not. We also talk about other stuff.. idk.. just listen....


No Jerking Off For 30 Days
On this episode, @ItsAhmeddd & I talk about the NOFAP Movement & attempt it ourselves....

A Massage Gone Wrong
On this episode, I have @KeithSantagato & @AntVino on to talk about weird massage experiences, our worst fears, & more!...

Oh No, Not Again
I have @KeithSantagato on to talk about Christmas & his new YouTube channel....


Uber Ratings & Dick Molds
On this episode, I have my buddy @GregDybec on to talk about his new book "The Art Of Living Other People's Lives" which is available Jan 3rd in stores & online. We also talk about a lot of other things.. it gets weird. Preorder here:https://www.amazon.com/Art-Living-Other-Peoples-Lives/dp/076245993X/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1482170497&sr=8-1&keywords=the+art+of+living+other+peoples+lives My Merch: http://www.themcgeecloset.bigcartel.com...

The Blackout Is Back Out
Merch Store: http://themcgeecloset.bigcartel.com On this episode, I'm joined by @AntVino & @KeithSantagato to talk about the Secret Santa Party, Keith's new blackout story, & weird pornos....

Who Sh*t On Keith's Floor?
On this episode, I have my brother @KeithSantagato on to talk about the Victoria Secret Fashion Show, Christmas Shopping, & a mysterious pile of poop....


The Orange Titty Party
I have @AntVino on to talk about our drunken weekend & the upcoming festivities....

It's Almost Thanksgiving..
I have my buddy @LambVM10 on the show to talk about Thanksgiving and the idiotic day that is Black Friday....


Don't Have Sex In Your Car
On this episode, @AntVino comes on to talk with me about Halloween and other things. That's all I got....


My Friend Stole A Car
On this episode, I have @JohnnyPetrop on to talk about some things.. a lot of things.. don't read this please....

Let's Talk Politics... Kinda
On this episode, I'm talking about my injury, the presidential race, and more! Do you actually read this stuff?...

How People Get Famous
I have @itsAhmeddd on to talk about some things. I forgot what they were. Sorry.....


Marco's Big Debut
On this episode, I have my friends @AntVino & @M.Gonzo28 on to talk about Marco's trip to NO & other stuff....

Meeting One Of My Childhood Heroes
On this episode with @AntVino, I talk about how it was working with The Rock. We also talk about some other stuff but I forgot what it was, I'm tired. Cut me some slack. Ok bye....

Sober Joe's Inspirational Thoughts
On this episode, I just went completely off the rails and gave a long inspirational speech.. or at least I hope it was inspirational....


You Can Break Your Penis
On this episode, I have @KeithSantagato & @AntVino on to talk about new YouTube rules, Miami, broken penis' & more....

Don't Pregame And Podcast
On this episode, I have my buddies @RalphieSpamps, @Frank_Alvarez80, & @D91Emigholz on to talk about my first live show. We also drink the entire time. BLUE APRON: BlueApron.com/BASEMENT...


Ahmed's Life Is In Shambles
On this episode, I have @AntVino, @KeithSantagato, & @ItsAhmeddd to talk about some stuff.. Dude idk, i hate these descriptions. I really do. This is taking forever to upload so I just keep typing. Okay bye....

I'm Uglier In Person
On this episode, I'm joined by @AntVino to talk about PokemonGo, our trip to CT, & more!...


5 Miles From The Spotlight
I'm with @ericdalessandro today to talk about his new movie, his acting career, and how awful YouTube is.....


The 4th Of July Episode
I have @LambVM10 & @AntVino on to talk about the 4th of July & other nonsense. Get Yours at MeUndies.com/BASEMENT...

Pterodactyl Porn Is Real
My buddies @its_ferg4, @ItsAhmeddd, & @KeithSantagato are here to talk about some weird things.....

So I'm Crippled Now..
I fucked up my ankle & now I can't walk .. which means I also can't write descriptions for podcast. Okay bye. Get Yours at BlueApron.com/BASEMENT...


What The Hell Happened In Vegas?
We just got back from our trip to Vegas.. I can't really type anymore bc my eyes hurt. Enjoy. Get Yours at MeUndies.com/BASEMENT...

Sixth Base On The First Date
I'm joined by @ItsAhmeddd, @AntVino, & @KeithSantagato to talk about how far is too far on the first date.. Get Yours at Casper.com/BASEMENT...

Welcome To Sex Factor
I'm joined by half of the Veteran's Minimum podcast to talk about a new show called "Sex Factor."...


WE ARE BEING ROBBED!
I started talking about Mother's Day & then somehow ended up ranting about the fact that the government is robbing us. Sorry. Sponsored by Blue Apron (offer code: basement)...


Would You Cheat On Beyonce?
@AntVino is back and we're talking about Beyonce's new album & a bunch of nonsense from our past....


F**k The Tooth Fairy
Easter was yesterday so I'm talking about the easter bunny, the tooth fairy, and other nonsense that I refuse to type....

A Homeless Man Told Me His D*ck Size
I tell you about the time a homeless guy went nuts & screamed his d*ck size on the train & an upcoming project I'm working on...


My First Day Of Fatherhood
I finally got the dog I've always wanted... and now I have totally given up sleep....



I'm Going Back To Vegas
Good news, I'm going back to Vegas. Bad new, I'm going to be sharing a room with Davino....


My Brother Farted In Church
In this episode, I talk about Steve Harvey messin' up the Miss Universe beauty pageant, secret santa, and the church stories....


My Body Is Garbage
In this episode, I'm joined by my girlfriend to talk about the Victoria Secret Fashion Show, exercising, and other stuff....

The Worst Prank Ever
In this episode, I talk about how dumb Sam Pepper is for that idiotic "kill your best friend" prank video. I also talk about other stuff but I already forgot what it was, just listen.. or don't. I don't know man....


The FanGirls Want Me To Die
In this episode, I talk about the AMAs, Harry Styles, Donald Trump, & why kids suck. Nothing surprising....

How To Be A Comedian W/ Kate Wolff
On this episode I have my co-host from Invasion Of Privacy podcast Kate Wolff. We talk about how she became a comedian and then things get real weird when we start talking about aliens....

The Aliens Are Gonna Kill Us
This week I'm talking about the UFO over Los Angeles, Jeb Bush, the Penn Station shooting, & more!...


Lingerie, Tinder, & A Hymen Certificate
In this episode, I'm joined by my brother and sister to talk about YouTube Red, Dating Apps, & some other stuff that I won't type out of pure laziness....

Joey Gatto Is In The Basement
In this episode, YouTuber Joey Gatto comes on to talk about the recent tour he went on & some other stuff that I don't remember.. god I hate descriptions....


The Legend Of Blackout Keith
In this episode, Keith has his first beer in 4 years because my Facebook page hits a million likes. We also go on to tell the most ridiculous drunk stories that we have....

Reminiscing On The Younger Days
In this episode, I'm joined by my friend Nick, my brother Keith, and my girlfriend Sammy to reminisce about the younger days. I suck at these descriptions....

Who The F*ck Is This Guy?
In this episode, you'll get a better understanding of my story & who I am as a person.. I think.. probably not but I tried....


Podcasting With My Siblings (Disaster)
I sat down with my brothers and sister to talk about god knows what. Feel free to follow them on social media. @KeithSantagato @TomSantagato & @ShannonSantagato....

19 Inch Penis' & Masturbation Methods
I'm joined by my brother @KeithSantagato & my buddy @D91Emigholz to talk about the guy who has a 19 inch penis & our weirdest masturbation methods....