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Episode 014: Execute Riker Protocol One

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Episode 014: Execute Riker Protocol One

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A group of friends who work in the games industry meet up once a week to talk about PC games over a drink. “Off-the-cuff” is a polite way to say “unprofessional”, right?

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In which Chris explains why space vampires hate trigonometry. Also: Tom F returns from lands afar with tales of Towerfall, Samurai Gunn and Quadrilateral Cowboy, while Graham and Marsh find The Wolf Among Us fittingly fabulous in every sense. Also, also: new GalCiv – OMG!! Also, also, also: Chris puts on his robe and wizard’s [...]

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