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Episode 042: Don’t Participate In The Ghost Fog

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Episode 042: Don’t Participate In The Ghost Fog

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A group of friends who work in the games industry meet up once a week to talk about PC games over a drink. “Off-the-cuff” is a polite way to say “unprofessional”, right?

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In which we fail to give Epic much flak for bringing back our beloved Unreal Tournament. Marsh and Tom S battle the Old Forest of Invisible Dickheads in Dark Souls 2, Tom F marvels at the range of Space Rangers HD, and Graham jibbers like Starfox’s Slippy about Enemy Starfighter. Also discussed: our favourite gaming [...]

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