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Episode 047: The Captain’s Cavern

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Episode 047: The Captain’s Cavern

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A group of friends who work in the games industry meet up once a week to talk about PC games over a drink. “Off-the-cuff” is a polite way to say “unprofessional”, right?

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Tom F, Chris and Marsh convene at the dawn of a new Steam sale to celebrate cheap games that neither Tom nor Marsh need to buy. Then, Chris breaks through the crust of competitive Dota, Tom breaks his head against Transistor, and Marsh watches while Enslaved slowly breaks itself. We also answer your questions at [...]

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