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TFATK Episode 405

The Fighter & The Kid

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TFATK Episode 405

The Fighter & The Kid

The Fighter & The Kid is a weekly podcast featuring UFC heavyweight Brendan Schaub, and actor/comedian Bryan Callen. It's uncut and unedited and sometimes it's just ridiculous. Get The Fighter and The Kid Live show tickets/info and merchandise at: www.TFATK.com

The Fighter & The Kid

The guys are back from Arizona and talk whites-only coffee, upcoming #BDE all-star comedy tour, things they collected as kids, fears, big-D energy and small-D energy signs, Cat's wild family, the guys role-play hitting on Cat's mom, ladyboys, when dancing makes other people uncomfortable, Simpsons writing off "Apu", Trump ditching his umbrella and much more!

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