The Jeselnik & Rosenthal Vanity Project
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Locked out of the Network

The Jeselnik & Rosenthal Vanity Project

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Locked out of the Network

The Jeselnik & Rosenthal Vanity Project

Anthony Jeselnik is a famous comedian and TV star. Gregg Rosenthal works as an analyst for the NFL Network. They have been best friends for 20 years and now they have a podcast where the only goal seems to be getting fired each and every week.

The Jeselnik & Rosenthal Vanity Project

Anthony, Gregg, and Erica were all locked out of Comedy Central today and couldn't get into the studio for a while. Need we say more? Anthony's filming his new TV show and got an upsetting email the night before and Gregg is upset his in-laws don't find him funny. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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