The Read

The Read Podcast

Join bloggers Kid Fury and Crissle for their weekly podcast covering hip-hop and pop culture's most trying stars. Throwing shade and spilling tea with a flippant and humorous attitude, no star is safe from Fury and Crissle unless their name is Beyoncé. (Or Blue Ivy.) As transplants to New York City (Kid Fury from Miami and Crissle from Oklahoma City), The Read also serves as an on-air therapy session for two friends trying to adjust to life (and rats) in the big city. The Read is part of the LoudSpeakers Network and is published every week on iTunes, iHeart Radio Talk, Soundcloud & Stitcher.

Best OF 2019
Best OF 2019 by Loud Speakers Network...




Tall Glass (feat. Daniel Kaluuya)
Mama needs her medicine and Daniel Kaluuya stops by to talk Queen & Slim. **Potential Queen & Slim Spoilers 1:15:41 - 1:30:50**...

Rim Shot
try it out, sis......


Press+
Signing to Scootie Bike Records...


Clit Boil
Don't remember why I chose this name for the mailbag, but you'll figure it out......


Spin Cycle
Petty pics from the past.... Support Champ's Tear Drops here! https://www.gofundme.com/f/1qlk90119c?utm_source=customer&utm_medium=copy_link&utm_campaign=p_cp+share-sheet...



Light The Blunt
Smoking on the balcony... You can support Shoppe Black by clicking here. https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1576677152/shoppe-black...


Gifted
Hating your kids... *** Pose Spoilers 2:35-4:10 ***...


Perdue What It Do
YOU COULD'VE HAD A BAD BITCH! **Black Mirror Spoiler 1:19:19 - 1:21:14**...

Tweet Juice
There's no trolling OJ over here......



Leg Soap
Keeping our inner thighs clean...

Endgame of Reads
Spoilers everywhere (Avengers Endgame and GOT Spoilers 47:29 - 1:29:30)...



Moaning & Mucinex
Us spoilers and occasional sniffling... "Spoilers 11:30 - 30:10"...



Melanated Moesha
Get out of Blue's house.Get out of Blue's house....

NOtown
Barbs, boycotts and backlash...


Pony Trap
Crystal Gem stanning......


Long Ass Sigh
Y'all are going to jail. PERIODT!...

Best Of 2018
Thank you for another great year! See y'all in 2019...






Bashin Week
Shoe fly...don't bother me....


Toy Story
Safaree gets the strap......

Queen Harriet
...just sitting here eating our rice. No Student Deserves To Go Hungry https://www.gofundme.com/no-student-deserves-to-go-hungry...


Cheerleading
What happens when late-night snacking goes wrong......



Live in NOLA
We go live in New Orleans for Essence Fest 2018....

You’ve Got Mail
We just got a letter. We just got a letter. We just got a letter. Wonder who it’s from....




Beychella
Bitch, you know why we're here......


Joggers
September...Spring Summer....

Fix Your Face
Miss Vanjie. Miss Vanjieee. Missssss....Vanjieee....

Bite Me!
Which one of you dizzy ass burnouts put your teeth on Rumi's mama?...


Unfollowed!
Beyoncé is upon us...oh, and Jay Z too. Yay!...

Beyoncé's NDA
*insert Tiffany Haddish's white dress*...


Hi Safaree...
*insert Fergie's national anthem* Black Panther spoilers: 3:00 - 27:30...

Wakanda Forever
Turn this shit off and go watch Black Panther....


I Ain't Sorry
We ain't boycotting Netflix, but we love y'all for real....


Happy New Nigga
Tamar is having a horrible year already....


Signing Off
Teach them well and let them lead the way....



Butt Lunch
I really just wanted to name this episode "Butt Lunch."...

Tears of a Yogi
When the Basquiat skirt isn't enough.......


Identity Theft
This episode is inspired by Jay-Z's spirit, Pac's soul and sonically Dre's ears....

Live from Chicago
Thanks to Chicago for a great time at our sold-out show this past weekend....


Shackles
Tina Campbell luh Trump....

Somebody’s Getting Fired
The audio (and Crissle’s cough) are both awful this week, but we dragged too many people to not release this. Our apologies....

Unbreak My Hart
Tyrese doesn't respond to Gmail ass booty chatter....


Typing Too Fast While Too Furious
Baby rumors and Bobby Brown. (Correction: PewdiePie has 57 million followers on Youtube. Not sure where I got 11 million from. - Fury)...

The First White Walker
Promise rings and pussy sales. (Game of Thrones spoilers 8:00 - 14:25)...


The Mailbag
This episode is all about your dramatic ass letters that we love so much....



A Muva's Love
Strolling down the beautiful streets of B2K memory lane....

A Black Ass Sunday
The Grand High Nigga Gala took place this past weekend and it was a mess....


Bush Gardens
Amber Rose unleashes her fur burger for Instagram....

#Oprah
Disclaimer: Crissle has another disgusting story....




LOGIC
Leave ethnic food alone!...


Don't Try Her
Strong black women snatch wigs....

BANG!
Beyoncé trolls us, Nicki still lost and Trump stays pissed....


Petty Partners
for colored girls who unfurl their tits when diss tracks are enuf......



Duel in Dubai
break ups, make ups and water sports...



The Shade Is Mine
Kanye update, more unnecessary shade from Brandy and hat policies....


Bi Bi Bi
Reality TV drama and a real life Tyler Perry movie....


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Share My Worth
Naomi Campbell is still scary and Mary J Blige's divorce is filled with hateration....


Chain of Fools
The Game, Meek Mill and Sean Kingston's jewelry....


F.Y.A.
Side-chick books and people who should shut the hell up....

BeyRihTey
The VMAs, spit sex and lying ass white vultures....


No After Parties
Francine returns, Amber Rose recruits and Meek Mill refuses to move on....

Rap, Lies & Penis
Frank Ocean, Martha Stewart and poor penis choices....




Swift Lies
Tinctures and terrible stories...


Liars and Scammers
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Fu-Gee-Late
Killing time softly with no songs....


Skirt On 22s
Apparently we can't shut up these days....


Another Thursday
Ciara's ring, Chris Brown's new movie and Mariah's reality show...


Katt Scratch Fever
New Chris Brown drama, more boring nudes and flop on flop crime....

Movie Business
The Oscar's are still white as hell and Nina Simone is still black as hell....

3rd Anniversary Live
Despite the best efforts of both the flu and a shitty soundman at Manhattan's The New School, The Read is back this week. With both Crissle and Fury unable to get out of bed (let alone get to the studio) this week we're bringing you The Read's 3rd Anniversary Show. We love you guys and thanks for your support--especially Larry and Ellen, the couple that got engaged during listener questions (You read that right.....)...


Ugh!
Attention whores everywhere....


Powerful Balls
Golden Globes, Teen Slob OG and Patti's cakes getting patty caked....


Future Support
Brandy stanning, Jaden Smith's skirt and Future's future with Future....

Best Of 2015
A look back at the best moments of 2015...


Curried Class
Bow Wow gives us a failed Language Arts lesson as we keep our good stuff covered....


Da Hee
Patti Pies are making folks slap their mamas harder than Holly Holm. Plus, a history lesson for you young hoes....


No Shave, No Shade
TLC went to shade jail, Chris Brown put TMZ on blast and The Game set out that peen....


The Name Game
Raven Hyphen Sigh'Moan is still acting a damn fool....

The Read London
The Read travels to London for our first European show....


You've Got Mail
A brand new mailbag episode full of your letters from home....

Billy Ray's Burden
Happy birthday, Beyoncé! We're back to discuss Nicki versus Miley, Fake President Kardashian and Paula Deen's Nae-Nae....



O_OFest
Drake hops on an owl and soars into the shade heavens as our new Supreme....




Hazed
Eggs, Caitlyn, Grits!...

What A Lovely Day
Beyoncé's new BFF feeds her cheeseburgers and "NahLaters."...


Minor Wounds
Kenya Moore's life twirls out and Blac Chyna's mama goes off!...

Filler Me Softly
MET dresses, rappers beefing, and Kylie Jenner's confession....


Lips Aren't Movin
Waka Flocka runs for office. Sherri Sheppard runs from child support. Kylie Jenner runs her mouth....

Coco Nuts
Rihanna, Beyoncé and Madonna's new victim of the kissing curse....

Ain't Shit Day
Lots of celebrity reunions this week. Plus, Frank Ocean is back and Kylie Jenner wants to look like a gay plum....


#TIDALforSOMEOFYALL (feat. Dormtainment)
Rome and Cam, of the hilarious Dormtainment, join the show to talk Tidal, Karrueche and gas money. Visit them at dormtainment.com and check out their Comedy Central web series, Six Guys One Car....

Fix It
Common is full of love...and a few other things. Plus, Karrueche finally gets help...for our entertainment....


The Snatching
So many wigs to remove. So little time....

Bitch U Guessed It:The Read Turns Two
The Read Live at The New School in NYC. We thank you all so much for your continued support through these two black ass years....

Get Like Rih
We're just over here smelling like patchouli oil and weed....


100 Reads
Assante and Dustin join us for our 100th episode! To celebrate, we dove into another mailbag of your business....


1,000 Hours
Happy Shonda Day! Now that the fake blizzard is over, let's talk about Nene's wretched wigs....

Ethnic Showers (feat. Jazmine Sullivan)
Naya Rivera bathes once in a while and Kenya Moore is still crazy. Plus, Queen Jazmine Sullivan stops by to discuss her new album, Reality Show! Buy Reality Show on iTunes here: http://bit.ly/1C9wPvB...


Memoirs Of A Fake Geisha
We're back to discuss Rick Ross's new tattoo, Nene Leakes' tears and plenty more. Tickets to Houston Live Show http://bit.ly/13BVT32...

Best Of
Here are a few highlights from The Read that you all voted as your favorites....

Read & Green
It's a Christmas party with our dear friends. We can't really remember most of it, but it's surely full of yelling and nonsense. Happy holidays!...


Theta Beta Naw
VH1's new reality show gets stomped in the yard. Plus, Bobby Shmurda is in the shmenitentiary. To fill out a short survey about The Read and win a free Bevel, go to http://www.thereadsurvey.com/...

Leave Drake Alone
Our friend Aubrey has taken some unnecessary blows this week. Keep him in your prayers....

Not My God
Halle's baby hair, Jill Scott's cape and more....


Ghetto Gratitude
We give thanks for Beyoncé, Grand Theft Auto, social media shade and more....


U Tried It
Another week of poor choices from the rich and the light skinned. Plus, Beyoncé presents a gift to Kid Fury and not you....

One Of Them Days
If you don’t get your ass off that damn piano......

On My Disney
Twerking isn’t feminism. It’s fun. So piss off, Annie Lennox....


The 40 Year Old Stoner
Stevie J is pregnant, Tyga is leaving Young Money and Snoop is still high. To check out Bevel, visit GetBevel.com today. Use code THEREAD to get 20% off your first month Visit audiblepodcast.com/theread for a free 30-day trial...

No Label (The Bizarro Episode)
This week is a vortex of ratchet featuring Tyga’s lust, Raven-Symone’s weave and baby mama threesomes....

100 Racist Recipes
Dear Kim and Kanye, we at The Read would like to respectfully speak for North in saying…leave her the fuck out of it. All of it. Thanks....


Mrs. Birdman
Tyler Perry allegedly got a woman pregnant and Keyshia Cole is still mad. For your free trial of HuluPlus, got to huluplus.com/theread huluplus.com/theread. Go to nature box.com to get 50% OFF your first box with promo code THEREAD....

Switch (feat. Reagan Gomez)
This week we’re joined by actor/producer, Reagan Gomez, to discuss her new web series, women of color creating their own content and Waka Flocka’s weed. Check out Reagan’s original series, Almost Home here: http://bit.ly/1ssKQyt Make sure you support the upcoming series, Surviving The Dead, by donating here: https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/surviving-the-dead For a free trial and 10% off, visit Squarespace.com and enter offer code FURY at checkout. A better web starts with your website. Go to...

Good Job
Is French Montana’s story arc coming to an end? Will Katy Perry and Taylor Swift be on Worldstar? All this and more…...


Bey Day
Snoop Dogg transforms into a light-skinned aunt and Cee-Lo doesn’t know what rape is....

Stung
Blue performed at MTV’s Beyoncé concert and Karrueche faced the wrath of the Beyhive....


The Upheaval
This week has been rough but we're here anyway. Danity Kane gives up again, Ciara leaves her Future, and we have a special word for the NAACP....

This Is..The Remix
Beyoncé and Nicki Minaj released a monster remix. Kimberly Denise Jones is pissed....

The Bird Squat
Nicki Minaj’s ass and a Cheetah Girl’s past. That’s what this episode is made of....


Wife Swap
Naya Rivera loves a new man, Lebron loves cupcakes and Farrah Franklin loves to get 2 on....

On The Run
The Carters have collected our edges…again....


All Shade
The EBT Awards were a great showing of shade, sass and lumberjack outfits. Plus, a natural hair read....

Vital Information
The internet attempts to bail a fine light skinned felon out of prison, Keyshia Cole sings about lady love and Drake has a new WCW....

None In A Million (feat. Mike Brown)
Blue Ivy’s CRWN, T.I.’s Instabeef and Zendaya’s swooped bang. Plus comedian Mike Brown joins us this week for all this shade and more....


Dont Mess With Pamela James
Tichina Arnold serves a shining read for Khloe Kardashian’s boyfriend. Plus, Rihanna shades TLC over her boobs and much more!...

Crystal Tits
Rihanna’s glitter boobs, an Azealia Banks debate and more....

Dial Up
For the first time ever, Kid Fury & Crissle take calls from a few of you listeners at home....


Ass Hook
Jaylongé is a union of beauty again...according to Beyoncé. Plus, Ciara gives birth to tomorrow, Rob Kardashian knows he’s fat and much more....

Lemon Pepper Wings
Monica Lewinksy, Willow Smith and lots of celebrity fuckboys....


Banned for Life
Carter concerts, bare breasts and racism....

Butt Fingers
Flops fall back in love, Columbus Short is in a real life Scandal and Mama Dee discusses douche sales....

The Mang-o-Rita Experiment
There would be a description here, but we don’t remember what the hell was discussed so…...


Leave Trick Daddy Alone
Rappers with legal troubles, Rihanna’s bare booty picture day, Scandal predictions and much more!...

Unleash The Draggin'
Here at The Read, we promote equal opportunity dragging and this week the verbal gatherings are open and available for all....

The Winner Is North
North West’s parents are on the cover of Vogue, but who cares about them? Plus, Nick Cannon doesn’t care about whiteface....


#Aubrihanna
It looks like Drake and Rihanna are the new light-skinned power couple in these streets. Meanwhile, Chris Brown is only allowed one phone call....

In My Skin (feat. Shaun Ross)
Boosie is free, Frank Ocean and Chipotle have beef (HA!) and Chris Brown is single again. Plus model/actor, Shaun Ross, joins the show to talk fashion, Beyoncé and self-love....


G I R L Bye...
Pharrell’s new album cover is causing some brown anger. Robin Thicke’s wife finally found some sense. Plus, one of the craziest letters yet....

Gay, Black & Unbothered
This week, TIP & Tiny are sharing their booty issues with Instagram. Plus, T-Pain puts homophobes on blast and Kid Fury ain’t thinking about fatherhood....


The Grammy Heist
Macklemore received all of Kendrick Lamar’s Grammy awards, but don’t worry…he’s awful sorry about that. Is T.I.’s family hustling backwards? All this plus Vin Diesel’s attempt at surfing this week....

TooOld 4Instagram
Madonna and does something stupid for attention…again. Drake wins at Saturday Night Live. Plus, Sherri Shepherd shade and much more....


The Fall Of House Bieber
Bieber and friends are finally looking at doing time. Ciara reveals her pregnancy that we all knew about. Plus, Kid Fury sets a new goal for 2014....

Break Babies
Young Jeezy makes terrorist threats, SNL adds some color to their mix and Dwyane Wade has a new baby mama. Plus…girl, it’s cold...

The Mailbag
Happy 2014! The Read is dedicating this episode to you and your letters from home....


Beyoncé Holiday Spectacular
What was once meant to be a holiday special filled with friends, champagne and shade turned out to be a full stan moment after King Beyoncé snatched us up from the root....

#AskYourPublicist
R. Kelly may dress like a thirteen year old Chief Keef fan, but he sure doesn’t know Twitter very well. Plus, Michelle Obama gets these girls together and The Carters rule the Grammys....

Trina Appreciation Day (feat. Freshalina)
Prepare for The Read to get loose (with more punch than a bowl of juice) as we keep it trill with special guest and blogging godmother, Freshalina....


Turkey Day
Happy Thanksgiving! Have your honey ham with a side of shade this week when we discuss Rihanna’s doobie wrap, Flo Rida’s “good fortune,” and turduckens....

Race-Themed
Keri Hilson is still enjoying her basketball boo and box braids, Oprah has requested that a certain group of people die, and USA Today tried the hell out of it....

Sistah Wives
Description: Akon has the answer to love and hip-hop while Pebbles won’t give up the answers we care about. All this plus talk of Mariah Carey, dating in NYC, and stud love....


Space Pop
Eminem is back on the train of controversy while Gaga has booked a ship to outer space…literally. Plus, New York’s MTA is still living hell on Earth....

Blackface (feat. Charlamagne Tha God)
The Breakfast Club’s own, Charlamagne Tha God, joins the show this week to talk Chris Brown, Young Jeezy, Rich Dollaz’ forehead and more. Plus, Julianne Hough isn’t very good at this Halloween thing....

Raggedy Pebbles
Who knew that Lil Mama was such a good actress? Nobody. Who knew that Kanye and Kim would have a widely publicized engagement? Everyone. All this and bad football, this week on The Read. Don't forget to grab tickets to Kid Fury's Trilloween: http://bit.ly/169eeVk...


America's Grape Juice
Madonna is fighting the power one text at a time, while Drake and Chris Brown continue to exhibit extreme lightskinned behavior. Plus, vine videos and GOP juice! Kid Fury Trilloween Tickets: bit.ly/169eeVj...

Everyday People (feat. Roblé Ali)
Khloe and Lamar were seen together since Kris and Bruce Jenner are not. Miley Cyrus catches another swift read and Slim Thug can't control his hoodisms. Plus we chop it up with special guest, Chef Roblé!...

Sideshow Bras
Kanye is being stalked, Lamar Odom may have been set up and Lebron James got a virtual read. Plus, Kid Fury thinks buying bras on the hood sidewalk is gross....


The Read – My Auntie Jenifer
Please pray for Kieran James Romney and while you’re at it tell Rihanna and Teyana to go be rich and quiet. Then get into the moment when The Read got to interview the amazing Jenifer Lewis. The Read – My Auntie Jenifer...

The Read – Hide Your Kids, Hide Your Sexuality
Antoine Dodson is playing another publicity game and Miley’s man is over her. Plus, we’re tired of you cheeky queens touching Beyoncé. The Read – Hide Your Kids, Hide Your Sexuality...

The Read – The Mailbag
In an effort to get our lives and schedule together, The Read is dedicating this episode to you and your letters from home.​ (Yes, there is still a regular show this week.) The Read – The Mailbag...


The Read – Gucci This, Gucci That
Keyshia Cole has apologized in hopes of salvaging what’s left of her edges. Bruno Mars is performing at the next Super Bowl and Gucci Mane has lost all three teaspoons of his mind. Plus, a simple reminder that Blue Ivy is better than you. The Read – Gucci This, Gucci That...

The Read – The VMA Review
From Lady Gaga to NSYNC to Miley Cyrus, we’re breaking down all our thoughts on the 2013 Video Music Awards. Also, we have a word on stans and agreeing to disagree. The Read – The VMA Review...

The Read – Big Gay Ice Cream
So many celebrity stunt queens have been pulling it this week, so tell Perez Hilton, Miguel and Raz B to get their acrylic nails out of your pocketbook. Also, a word on gay ice cream and how it destroys children. The Read – Big Gay Ice Cream...


The Read – Friendly Reminders
This week, some chick in Switzerland tried our dear Queen Oprah, Kendrick Lamar turned the entire hip-hop industry upside down…and Beyoncé got a haircut. Plus, PMS is real and Miley’s edges are destroyed. The Read – Friendly Reminders...

The Read – The Mrs. Carter Show
Beyoncé. King Bey. Motha. BGKC. Mrs Carter. This week we recap the snatching that took place at Barclays Center for the Mrs. Carter Show. The Read – The Mrs. Carter Show...

The Read – Sweet And Meat
This week, our good friend Chescaleigh is back to help us discuss Dwyane Wade’s typo name, DJ Khaled’s publicity stunt and much more. Your listener letters are as fiery as ever and Kid Fury has a powerful read for potato chip injustice. The Read – Sweet and Meat...


The Read – Luna Vs Serena
Kanye went black skinhead on some jerk paparazzi and we at The Read are perfectly okay with that. The royal baby is here and Beyoncé’s weave has been compromised, plus much more! The Read – Luna Vs Serena...

The Read – Well Deserved Laughs
This past week has been an especially sucky one, but the show must go on. Grab a few deserved laughs as Kid Fury & Crissle talk Chris Brown, Keri Hilson, and the monstrous Kris Jenner. Plus, you listeners sound off! The Read – Well Deserved Laughs...

The Read – Stay Off The Bus
This week, we all hail Jay’s Holy Grail. Mariah Carey busted her legendary ass and your letters from home are crazier than ever! Plus, our guest Assante introduces a new segment and Stevie J stops by the show in his fuckboy bus…   The Read – Stay Off The Bus...


The Read – The Black Entertainment Episode
This week, Kid Fury & Crissle review the BET Awards before the holiday. Talk of George Zimmerman gets pretty heated and your letters from home are still insane!...

The Read – What’s In A Name?
This week, Blue Ivy has officially muted the name North West on Twitter. Paula Deen might be sorry for calling you all the N-word, but she’s still been fired. Plus, a listener update that will gag your shorts off!...

The Read – Paula’s Best Dish
Have you had a taste of Paula Deen’s racism lately? Come get a bite along with lots of shade for Kaidence Donda West and Chad Johnson. Plus, Crissle reads where it hurts…for Fury....


The Read – Law & Order: FU
It’s been legal hell for a few celebrities as of late. This week, Kid Fury and Crissle bang the gavel on these famous fools. Plus, Miley Cyrus and her twerking are tired as hell....

The Read – Say No To F**k Boys
Have you asked Draya Michele any tough Twitter questions yet? This week, Kid Fury and Crissle are reading deadbeat parents and destroying the fuckboys. Also, which Real Housewife is pregnant again and what’s up Kanye’s butt?...

The Read – Pray For The Dancing Lobsters
This week, Crissle lets you know how she feels about a drugged out rapping Amanda Bynes! Everyone is judging Miguel, Beyoncé will having escort you out and Kid Fury is always late! We also introduce a new sponsor, Audible.com. Go to audiblepodcast.com/read to check out free trial. And of course check out Huluplus.com/theread to get a free trial to [...]...


The Read – The Petty Betty Show
This week, Kid Fury & Crissle gag over the leaked version of Beyoncé’s “Grown Woman” single. As anticipation for the tour kicks back up, Miguel kicks two girls down at the Billboard Awards. Plus, what the hell is Paris Hilton doing on Cash Money Records?! also, to take advantage of The Read’s special offer with [...]...

The Read – There’s Something About Fury
Lord, Beyoncé has postponed a show for the first time. Is the King Bey knocked up? Also, Tyler Perry’s wig gets snatched and Kelly Rowland bares her soul. However, can you tell what’s up with Kid Fury this week?...

The Read – New York Appreciation
The Read returns this week with more soap opera games from Chris & Rihanna. Kim Kardashian looks like a couch, Lauryn Hill is going away and Wade Robson loses his damn mind....


The Read – Love & Kroger Michelle
Actor, Dustin Ross, joins us on The Read this week, where we give thanks for all new Beyoncé-related treats. We might be getting a new Lauryn Hill album, sponsored by the IRS. Plus, K. Michelle is getting her ashy wig shifted....

The Read – Who Raised You
Have you said a prayer for DMX and Amanda Bynes this week? Join in our circle of hope for those two. Also, has Beyoncé made a huge mistake…and who is Kylie: The Terrible?...

The Read – The Scandalous Episode
On this week’s episode of The Read, popular Youtube sensation, Franchesca Ramsey, joins in on the shade. LL Cool J doesn’t care about slavery as long as he can wear jewelry, and A$AP Rocky is giving lipstick tips. You can also expect a lengthy discussion on ABC’s Scandal!...


The Read – The Grown Episode
On this week’s Read, Fury & Crissle have another Beyoncé appreciation moment… sponsored by Pepsi. Keyshia Cole’s career is over, Rick Ross wants to keep his career and Crissle is The Willow Defender....

The Read: The Fifth
This week on The Read’s fifth episode, Fury and Crissle marvel at Blue Ivy’s height and fantastic diet. Kim Kardashian is still pretty dumb and Rick Ross raps about rape. Also, Crissle reads a queen in the name of natural hair!...

The Read – Bow Down
On this week’s episode of The Read, Fury and Crissle celebrate Beyoncé’s right to stunt on these peasants. Keyshia Cole gets her ketchup-colored wig ripped to shreds and Rihanna is still high as hell. Plus, fake famous people get read for points. Tune in now!...


The Read – The Fucked Up Face Episode
On this episode of The Read, Kid Fury clocks Tamar Braxton’s original face, while Crissle reads Joe Budden for filth. Kandi Burruss, Nicki Minaj and Lil Kim also get chopped. Plus, Crissle has a strong word on messy hypocrites. Come get your blessing!...

The Read – There Will Be Blood
This week, Kid Fury & Crissle are reading Kim Kardashian for blood…literally. Chris Brown, A$AP Rocky, Azealia Banks and Bloomberg are just a few others that also catch the shade. Plus, why is Kid Fury a dateless dweeb? Listen up and find out!...

The Read – Volume 1
The great people behind The Combat Jack Show lost their minds and allowed me to host my own podcast. So, of course, I had to grab my beautiful and shade-filled friend, Crissle, and The Read was born. This will be a weekly podcast where Crissle and I discuss everything from living in New York City, [...]...