Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
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Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura are comedians who are also married. They are the Mommies and they welcome you to join them. Dental updates! Dudes! Stories! Wiping!

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

You didn't follow Proto, Chomo. The Suwu debate is absolutely RAGING. We have numerous credible, yet conflicting, sources weigh in. Tom had an incredible weekend in the midwest and tells us all about it, including an elevator mishap. The Fed Smoker is back and showing his versatility in is skill set, plus an update on Robert Paul Champagne. Jessica Kirson is a hilarious comedian, who also happens to be one of Christina's favorites! Jessica has a wild, potentially traumatic, story about going to Fat Camp as a kid. We learn about Jessica's game in getting ladies and show her some "Cool Girls" which prompts Christina to ask her "Stupid Lesbian Questions."

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